Hi, My name is Jeffrey Parker, I reside in Lanoka Harbor N.J. I am 43 years old. I am a Webmaster and after 2 back surgerys I try to work mostly from home.I don't spend alot of time on my own webpage so excuse the appearance though thats about to change soon. I plan on a big update of my homepage soon God this page is old, i really need an update 2009 Quake Teamfortress, Star Wars Galaxies,Diablo, Diablo II, Day of Defeat,Panzer General, Command and Conquer 3 and Fighter Ace 3
Stuff I Like
I like 80's Music, bands like Adam and the Ants, Devo, Killing Joke, Misfits, Dead Kennedy's, The Clash, etc. That should give you an idea of what I listen to. There are too many to list. I do listen to current music but I find that I always go back to the music of my youth. I like fishing and not actually having to kill them after catching them :) I make webpages for money and also free for friends. I can do some graphic work in Photoshop and enjoy turning my friends photos into works of laughter :P You can get me in Yahoo Messenger by searching for MonkeyGroin.
The Story of MonkeyGroin
|I was used in a terrible experiment trying to fuse Monkey's with Humans. This is the horrible result. I like to see anyone run around with a monkey face permanently attached to their crotch and see if you like it :P Plus my fur itches alot and I have a tendency to pick small insects from women's bodies for snacking purposes, though all in all sometimes its fun to be a MonkeyGroin|
Webpages I Have Made
United Towers: A Cell Tower Construction Co.
Angry Drunk Graphics: Original Comics and Books and More
40th Commando Unit: A Day of Defeat Gaming Clan
Steven Vincent.Com: My Artist Friend
Julie Ratushny.com: An Oil Painter (site still under contruction)
Ant Liberation Front
JG-26-Fighter Ace Luftwaffe
Day of Defeat Clan
7th Flotilla: Silent Hunter 2
Online WWII Submarine War Gaming at The WolfPack League