Home Page of Dark Castle (DC) MUD, my second home and escape from the stresses of real life. But just like in real life, on DC I can kick your ass six ways to Sunday. For ass-kickings, free of charge, telnet to dcastle.ad1440.net. Just report to your friendly neighborhood Uln'hyrr after you log on. For more info on what Dark Castle is, see my page on Dark Castle MUD
Official Website of They Might Be Giants. If you didn't like them before, chances are you won't now and will never lose your virginity. What girl can refuse sex when you're sweating to "Particle Man?" John and John are then next best thing to free sex. Check out tour dates, hear new songs, buy cool stuff.
The Fish Trick
This is absolutely the most amazing thing you will ever see, until you figure out how the fish can read your mind. If you can't figure it out, you're bound to have nightmares for weeks and believe the X-files are real. But not to worry, it was only a matter of time before the internet became so fast your thoughts were automatically piped in. Sleep easy, silky boy.
The home page of DSET, or Distributed System Engineering Tools, my employer. There's nothing interesting in this site at all, unless you are in the telecommunications industry or into the stock market. If you're versed in OSI and TMN, and looking for a job, there's a great employee referral program. Keep in mind that you will be working in New Jersey, which many idiots consider to be some kind of stinky hole where human refuse oozes together in a greasy, smelly, and chunky environment. I assure this is only the case in the upper class neighborhoods, where you will most assuredly not live while employed by DSET. Just kidding.
For all you trivia buffs, a free trivia site! Just logon and start playing. Questions aren't too hard and you can win stuff. If you have more than one email account, you can get play twice, thus getting most of the answers the first time. But you'd have to live with yourself in the morning, and I for one couldn't bear to touch myself after such dishonest behavior.
Chewbacca Ate My Balls!
Mr. T Ate My Balls!
Ronald Reagan Ate My Balls!
Always good for a laugh, these are the best of the "Ate My Balls" homepages. Mr. T and Chewbacca, the first ever done, are short and to the point. The Ronald Reagan page is more detailed, but just as funny, if not funnier. I'm kind of getting hungry for a nice hairy pair of balls myself. Coming soon: Joker Ate My Balls Homepage!
Nasdaq Stock Quotes
Here you can plug in your favorite companies on the Nasdaq Exchange and see how their stock is doing. These aren't real-time quotes, they're delayed 15 minutes. But they're free for cheap bastards like me. I check this site all the time, as one day I hope the stock options they gave me will be worth more than a small Frosty at Wendy's.
One of the funniest sites ever made, this collection of cartoons and animations kicks serious ass. Download the animations in .zip files and laugh away. Home of "Frog in a Blender" and "Gerbil in a Microwave." Be sure to check out the "Live and Let Dive" Lemmings tribute. And Super-Fly knows who your daddy is.
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