The Missing O.J. EvidenceWelcome to my Online Photo Album. I now have a scanner and I can take take the quotes off of "photo." Kicking off my photo spread will be, of course, MUD photos since most people here would rather see them than my personal shit. I will be expanding this collection constantly, at least until I get all my pics up.
Here's the group shot of the first MUD party I ever attended in Washington, DC. It was Bronx's birthday weekend and here we are outside Dave and Buster's, the coolest chain on Earth. Here are the cast of characters, as they were then.
Top row, left to right :
Bottom row :  
Above Right : Mark, Greg, Me, and Adam in front of Bronx's house. Greg admits to having sex with Buttercup. (I'll try to get a pic for you.) Mark admits to spending 3 hours in an unlit room with Buttercup, but claims, "nothing happened!" Above Left :  How the mighty have fallen. Here we see Uln'hyrr clan leader Anarchy guarding
the puking remains of a once happy Bronx. Evidently he became too inebriated
to cast "remove poison" on himself and had to resort to more barbaric methods.
Note the look of disdain upon the face of Pete. "Real drow can handle their
liquor!" he thinks. Unbeknowst to Pete, a few days later he will lock himself
in a stranger's bathroom and puke everywhere but the toilet, while holding the
door closed so his friends can't get in. At the time, I will be drunkenly
fondling the breasts of my future girlfriend. Pete will remember none of this
because guzzling Jack Daniels and Absolut has made the night hazy. But here
we have proof.
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