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WHAT'S NEW?
What the hell's up with Dark Castle? When will it be up and running? What's the 411 on the new classes, races, and skills? How will gameplay and class balance be affected by the new godload and plat rules? All your questions answered in this DC Digest Exclusive! Pirahna Reveals All!
Most on DC heard that Artak quit the MUD for a day after Bedbug
left him and Nazgul. Of course, he was back a day later like a good little
lapdog. However, what most MUDders didn't know is that he posted a flame
on her guestbook in that brief time apart from her. My thanks to the
reader who sent this in, it's great. My source will remain anonymous, as
he/she said, "Hell has no wrath like a pig scorned."
The Dirt
Submitted by The Brass Monkey, who is NOT drow, this DC Digest shocker staggers the
imagination!! Dumb-Ass Fucks Up!!
The Dirt
Gozza, the epitome of all that Askan'i stands for, demonstrates the level of suckitude it
takes to outsuck Lionheart in this latest piece of DC Gossip. The Dirt
