Don't Ask
Ok, here's the story. Me and my sister were in the pool one day...and she went under water and when she came back up, her hair was covering one of her eyes. So....she said "I HAVE ONE EYE!!!" really loud. And me, finding the stupidest crap funny, laughed very hard. Then my sister figured it would be funny to say she was missing other body parts....like her ears, her knees... OK. My dad thought it was funny too. So we added on. One day i just said, "It's hard to hear, I have one ear!" And we kept making up sayings like that. Seeing as though i am very bored right now, i'll share them :)
- It's hard to hear, I have one ear.
- It's hard to spy, I have one eye.
- It's hard to sip, I have one lip.
- It's hard to ski, I have one knee.
- It's hard to farm, I have one arm.
- It's hard to dip, I have one hip.
- It's hard to drum, I have one thumb.
- It's hard to flex, I have no pecs.
- I can't play in the band, I have one hand.
- I look so weird, I have half a beard.
Alright, I know that was kinda gay....I guess you have to be there. Anyway, just thought i'd share. Far be it from me to share with all of you what makes me laugh. Have a nice day :)
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