Welcome to the happa zone!!!
hey party people!! welcome to my cheezee website! i
don't know how you found this shithole, but if i
were you, i'd turn around while you still can.
awight. so as you most likely already know, my name
is Christine and i live in Red Bank, NJ.
yup-
i'm a JERZEE GRRL. i have absolutely no life
whatsoever, so i sit in my room all day and make
corny websites like this. 
i also play the bass. i just started a
couple of months ago so i still suck, but here is a
pic of it-- isn't it purty? i know it is. you know
you want it.. ooh but you can't have it. hehe. its a
squier musicmaster bass by fender. anyway, i know
this website
sucks, but i have an excuse. i have webtv, not a real
computer. thats an excuse, trust me. alrighty, so i
linked
some cool places to this page, so you should go there
instead of staying in this shithole... and don't
ferget to sign da guestbook or i'll beat yo ass.
peace, christine []D [] []v[] []D hehehe.
Katie~ i'm gonna miss you sooo fucking
much. you
fucking remember that.
~7/30/98~
I MET LARS FREDERIKSEN!!!
..& I SHOOK TIM'S HAND!!!
an index
of my own sublime, nin, bhg, etc..
pages
my own
sailor moon page
my
poetry 
my page
dedicated to aly blaine
my new chat
room
my old chat room
kmfdm.net
a pee-wee herman worship page
uh huh huh... free porn & stuff...
hehe, cops suck..
links to my friend's
pages... go here!
this many people have been to my awesome webpage:
uh huh huh... not.
My URL: http://fly.
to/thezone
I got it for free at http://come.to
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this crappy page is best viewed using:
and the background looks really stoopid when i see
this page on an AOL browser.. whatever.
ahhhh shit. i'm such an idiot. i reset my page
counter by mistake. shit. i think it was at like 206
or something, but anyway, this is how many people
have visited my page since like 6/8/98:
Email: chrisliotti666@webtv.net