"I am not an insignificant speck. Well, ok, maybe I am, but that's besides the point. ~Sean
"Liquified Gummi Bears! Oh my God!" ~JP
"Vintage hash browns. Its a classic model." ~Brent
"What's this bird doing behind my head?" ~Sean
"Dave Arnold eats frosting." ~Sean
"You don't need clothes." ~Shane
"Ooh! Precalc!" ~Rob H.
"I'm only a bitch every-other alternating Tuesday." ~Colleen
"Giraffe's whistle!" ~Danielle
"Who's this dude with the shoe?" ~Ellen
"Life has side effects." ~Colleen
"I have a brief article on East Timur." ~Pete J. "To hell with the East Timurians!" ~Dr. Ed
"Turn to the Star Spangled Banana." ~Mrs. Walton
"You know, I was thinking. You can eat almost anything with a spork, but in order to eat a steak, you'd need a knife built in." ~Colleen
"All in all, Jeremy Niedt is not weird, but quirky." ~Jeremy
"Unless it's Lemony Fresh, you can't call it clean." ~Kat
"Imaginary friends let friends do what they damn well please." ~Derek's planner
"Henry VIII was a fat man in a silly hat." ~Ellen
"Think purple." ~Colleen
"I like moral decay!" ~Justin
"Its a biforkal." ~Sean
"Will you stop spearing each other with pens?!" ~Ms. Cecil
"JP runs." ~Colleen
"Intelligence matches the mulch in the quad." ~Brent
"But Chuck's hair matches the mulch in the quad." ~Colleen
"Now with a PhD the washables are gone." ~Derek
"Spidermonekys have no thumbs, but koalas have two on each hand." ~Derek
"What the heck are they, moon walking boots?" ~Mr. Casolaro
"Peaches in pear juice." ~Colleen
"Mr. D eats whole kernel corn." ~Sean
"I'm blonde and Polish, what do you expect?" ~Jenna
"Spornification. Spornography." ~Tim
"Your dinklehopper is crooked, Sean." ~Danielle
"Dammit! It fell off." ~Sean
"My what a lovely...shit!" ~Tim
"Crop circles in Sean's arm hair." ~Tim
"Mulch ghettos." ~Peter
"Darth Mulch." ~Peter
"I like Darth Mulch." ~Paul Bob
"Its an immature impulse! I'm sorry!" ~Maria
"You're all lying like Romans on pillows." ~Mrs. Arnold
"There's only one sex symbol in this school and that's me, and I don't want any competition from anybody." ~Fr. Nolan
"I hate people! No offense to the rest of human society." ~Colleen
"It seems as if this person has been in a skydiving accident." ~Kyla G.
"The inverse tangent of skydiving over airplane = death." ~Sean
"Oh my God, he's got slits in his side, its Jesus!" ~Colleen
"Dump the body in the box! Quick!" ~Sean
"There's hair in this mulch." ~Michelle
"Yes, that is a banana in my pocket, and yes, I am happy to see you." ~Sean
"He's anti-citrus." ~Maria
"The war ended in 1748 with the treaty of...I don't know..." ~Brian
"As soon as I spoke to you, I just noticed this sense of maturity..." ~Tom P. (the photographer guy... and oh, the irony of that statement)
"I have been cut down in my prime." ~Ed
"I have Magna-Doodle head." ~Ed
"She abused Ed's brain." ~Sean
"Ooh! Its the inside of a lung. How erotic." ~Ed D.
"Do you have something against black speckly things?" ~Derek
"And if she wants me to simplify that, she can go to hell." ~Ed D.
"I took a TI-73 to SATs. That's like the ghetto calculator." ~Colleen
"You know you go to a Catholic prep school when you hear people talking about ghetto calculators." ~Derek
"I need a herald. Or rather a team of heralds. Midgets who play trumpets and wear brightly colored tights. Excluding Selby. And they all need to chant in French." ~Derek
"This is your brain. This is your brain on chicken." ~Tilly
"John...oh no!" "Yeah, I'm here." ~Mr. Nastasi and JP
"I wouldn't worry about being on a plane. You go down, you go down. Big deal. Who cares." ~Mr. Kiessling
"I'm all Edmondsoned out!" ~Alice
"Fish and visitors stink in 3 days." ~Mike Iannucci
"Eew! It's limp!" ~Colleen
"When I'm not Irish I'm Croatian." ~Colleen
"You're like a Starburst connieusseur." ~Colleen
"It has a robust flavor." ~Kat
"No, I thought it was more mellow." ~Colleen
"Debbie, what do you think?" ~Kat
"I like red." ~Debbie
"S.A.C. you later!" ~Mike Havens
"Why are you pregnant?" "You'll have to ask your mother that one." ~Lance and Mrs. Bouchard
"It's all about the cream cheese." ~Tim and JP
"Festive email." ~Colleen
"This is us being long-lost brothers separated at birth." ~Sean and Tim
"I like coffee because I'm black...No, wait, I mean..." ~Joe Lind
"It was a fly-by cheese puffing." ~Greg
"Let's go to the zoo and beat a lemur until it makes a noise." ~Ed Dunay
"Whip it. Whip it good." ~Ed Dunay
"Spanking a lemur." ~Ed Dunay
"Do you know what kind of noise lemurs make so I don't have to go do my field experiment?" ~Ed Dunay
"Lemurs are too agile." ~Ed Dunay
"My name is Rob Harkins and I write like a girl and I am a gay, homosexual freshman." ~Todd
"These people are lucky that I'm not a violent person." ~Kyla G.
"Why are you eating Cheetos with a spoon?" ~Bria
"Do they get bigger in water?" ~Debbie
"Yes, I am a bisexual gerbil." ~Kate
"Oh, we don't need to see him go pee." ~Mrs. Arnold
"Do you pole vault in the wet jungle below the equator?" ~Ed Dunay
"You're giggling like a school-girl." ~Ed Dunay
"What do I look like, crumb girl?" ~Alice
"Chickens stuck in the mud." ~Mrs. Walton
"Bring it on, big boy." ~Debbie
"Its bad to ride a tractor naked, you could get cyphillis." ~Ed Dunay
"Your children may not have vertebraes." ~Ed Dunay
"Pens do not make good chisels..." ~Rob H.
"...yet they are extremely good for popping cherries." ~Ed Dunay
"I'm laughing at my Indian porn name." ~Chris Z (a.k.a. Chief Suckncock)
"One time, in 8th grade, I blew-drewed my hair." ~Cara
"And the moral of the story is: don't masturbate with a lobster, you could give birth to shrimp." ~6th period lunch
"Its moist and sticky." ~Ed Dunay
"Don't use your tongue, you idiot!" ~Rob H.
"I'm being verbally harassed." ~Debbie
"I'm done my Gatorade, dammit!" ~Debbie
"You're my mini-Kat, I save the best for last." ~Kat
"It's the spring mating ritual..." ~Debbie
"...and Zusin's winning!" ~Kat
"Remember last year when I asked Greg what he was giving up for Lent and he said sex. [pause] I'm giving up chocolate-covered pretzels." ~Debbie
"You're wearing 57 layers!" ~Colleen
"One for every Hines variety." ~Derek
"Hello, my name is Lulli Library...I mean..." ~Laura Cordero
"In the olden days before movies, there were traveling porn troupes." ~Derek
"Ooh...Tupperware." ~Ed Dunay
"The juice, the whole juice, and nothing but the juice." ~Ed Dunay
"Ooh...they're really hot, they're really good." ~Lauren
"Get your hands out of her..." ~Colleen
"Poke lower." ~Colleen
"Just because I'm easily amused...and easily excited." ~Lauren
"I don't think it's cheese; it has a tie." ~Chuck
"Not if he's pimping other men, or Balsa-wood duplicates thereof." ~Derek
"It'd be interesting to know who broke my whip." ~Chuck
Well, everyone, that's the end of the BE Quotebook for the 1999-2000 schoolyear...With the exception of my collection of senior trip quotes, which have their own page. The link to that page can be found at the bottom of this page. I'd just like to thank all of my friends, teachers, and everyone for saying such random, strange things that became quote-worthy throughout the school year. You guys all helped to make senior year one to remember. Keep in touch with whatever you do, and remember, I love you all!
~Colleen
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