Cockteasers

Just for your information: If you're offended, its your own damned fault. Deal with it and MOVE on.

For those of you that didn’t see this coming, oops, there It is. This is only the beginning for those of you involved. You know who you are. Those of you that do not know if you are involved, assume you are, chances are very good that you are indeed a cockteaser. Now lets get something straight off the bat. There are several types of cockteasers, some more unbearable and well painful than others.

There are the Flirt types- who constantly will flirt with someone even when they have boyfriends and they know the guy they are flirting with is interested in them. This is a mild type.

The second type involves those that give false hope to people, as in “ I’ll let you know first when I’m ready to date again” YEAH RIGHT if you believe that, then go right ahead and keep being led to the slaughter. See you on the other side.

Then there are those involved in psychological warfare. This specialty is usually reserved for the military or those with a psychology background. Ever wonder why there are so many girls in an introduction to psychology class? This is your answer. You learn to toy with emotions, and can hurt someone more with just words and actions then with physical force. These are the absolute worst types of cockteasers. These are the vindictive little pieces of shit that pray on emotions until they have you right where they want you.

Yes those of you that are smart enough out there realize that I’ve been burned by one. Yes, I have been burned, which is why I write this to help you identify those who will eventually burn you worse than a 3rd alarm fire. For those of you women out there, that read this and don’t fit into these categories I apologize if I stereotype, but chances are at one point in your life or another you will become a cockteaser, and you will fit into one of these three categories.

And guess what, I don’t care if you don’t like what I write. It’s a free country and I’m allowed to do it. First off, the flirting types. Let me clarify, its alright to flirt with someone, in fact I know I for one do it constantly, its just human nature to flirt, but when you use that flirting to get something whether physical, emotional, or emotional then there is a problem. I don’t really have a good example of this to those extremes. The only thing that I can offer you is beware those who bear gifts. The Trojan Horse, The real wooden one, not the virus was a gift with hidden surprises.

The second type starts to get worse as you go along. These women will drag you along like a puppet on a string until they see fit to put you out of your misery. It might seem bad at first, but when you realize they are finally out of your life, it’s a reprieve, like the call from the governor at 11:59 P.M. when you are on death row. “Whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” well this can be true, mentally you get sharper, you get smarter, you learn to spot signs of these vixens. Emotionally you strengthen up and learn to trust first with your mind and then with your heart, its so much harder to break your mind. Sound advice that I once gave to a girl I had met when she broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years. She’s on one of my pages now. You’ll read the story and just go What the Fuck? Dave was right, holy shit that doesn’t happen often. These 2nd level cockteasers required quite a lot of practice to get to where they are, but they are still a few steps below the 3rd alarm teasers that are next to be discussed. These are the girls that you start to fall for, and either don’t know they have a boyfriend, because THEY NEVER MENTION IT, or they are single and just want to play the field. In the war on love, always announce your intentions.

In the middle east if you have a red cross on your jacket you are considered a noncombatant. Unfortunately in the war on love, people can’t run around with “Playing the Field” or “whore” or “Nice Guy” written on their foreheads. It would be nice, considering we could then tell exactly where someone is going and where they are coming from. But unless some act of god allows this to happen, we will never have a clue as to the true intentions of those out there. Furthermore, Ladies, Leave the nice guys alone. Play the games with someone else. Play the playas if you want to, but when you play a nice guy, they tend not to end up being very nice, and that’s when the trouble begins.

The funniest part is, I didn’t get burned by a 2nd Level Tease. I got burned by the very best, the 3rd alarmer. In firefighting, a 3rd alarm is a working(uncontrolled) structure fire that is just not able to be stopped with the available resources from your first due companies in. Well the 3rd alarmer cockteasers are just like that fire, burning out of control, and are unable to be handled by just you and you alone. Sometimes you’ve got to look towards a friend to help you. And for god’s sake, listen to your friends when they tell you something is wrong. I should have listened to mine, but I have been hell bent to prove him wrong. I believe his exact quote was “ when school’s over, and you don’t see her, she’ll just slowly fade away and be gone.” Well he was partially wrong, she didn’t slowly fade away, she hit the highway like a bat out of hell on a silver black phantom bike.

But this particular 3rd alarmer, got me to remove the passage about her on my rants page, because I thought that by being a nice guy, I might be able to stay friends with her. Well that didn’t work, and you all know how much I hate airing dirty laundry in public, but she decided she’d rather sacrifice our friendship than run the risk of irritating her jealous boyfriend, because this guy now hates my guts, and the best part, I’m loving every minute of it. I love it when I can make a boyfriend that jealous of me because I’m talking to his girlfriend. It just works out well for me. That’s about it for this topic. I’m going to leave names out of it because I really don’t want to be that mean and vindictive, because I’m not a mean guy by nature. So to all you cockteasers out there, Level 1’s flirting is allowed to a degree, 2nd Level you are on the way to a bad scene, and you will make some enemies along the way, and to you 3rd Alarmers out there, We’re coming to get you, and extinguish those flames we shall until you are alone, miserable, and depressed, then we might extend our hands to you, just to pull them away like you would have done to us.

11-17-02 BEWARE: There is an update coming. Oh yes, that means there are more cock teasers to be exposed. Yep, I have at least one more level 2, and a 3rd Alarmer to announce.

DUDE LET IT GO. ITS NOT YOUR BATTLE.

12-05-02: 3rd alarm assignment Box Alarm-Uncontrolled Cockteaser who just doesn't understand why all the guys want to fuck her, yet she doesn't flirt with them. Yeah right, let me give you a clue. You're fucking easy....Yes, that's right. You're easy. Face reality. You tease everyone you meet...Then give wonderful excuses as to why you don't like them...Wait I have some excuses right here, between that's fucking bullshit and OMG its CRAP. Yes, here they are: Her: no thats not it how about always working, u are very outspoken and open about a lot, we dont have that much in common, Me: so, working to earn a living is bad....being outspoken and open is also bad...I'll make a note of that somewhere under That's fucking bullshit and OMG that's crap. More to come :) REAP THE WHIRLWIND