Before continuing, please read this public service announcement.
Watch out! The Shocker! is coming to your town!
Come see the Shocker! at your earliest convenience...believe me, you'll be glad you did. The Shocker! is a once-in-a-lifetime oppurtunity, and if you miss out, you'll be regretting it for years to come.
But be careful...The Shocker! is an intruder not to be dealt with lightly. Slight discomfort is normal...but hang in there! Once you've been shocked, you're hooked!
Rob The Feeb Czarnecki of Hamilton, NJ says, "I've only recently been introduced into the Shocker! family and, despite my pusillanimous nature, I've made the decision to go through with it. This could change my life!" Kristin Connors of Radnor, PA, relates her reaction when the Philadelphia Flyers shocked her: "as much as I loved the Flyers before, I have to admit I loved them even more after I discovered their intimate knowledge of the Shocker!" Even Arwald Schooler comments, "Although utterly repulsive, women find [the Shocker!] simply irresistable! Ordinarily strong women are reduced to quivering mounds of love pudding."
Take it, take it, take it hardcore from these folks...the Shocker! is on everybody's mind. It's one thing you just can't forget.
The Shocker! Call (908) 369-2402 for details.
(Title image drawn using Hyperstudio 3.0 and assembled with GifBuilder 5.1.2)
Click below to view a rendered 3D representation of the Shocker! monument in western Great Britain.
Click below to read up on some miscellaneous information about the Shocker!.
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Oh, and one more thing. To preserve the opinions related to Shocker!The Web Page for posterity, a Discussion has been added, courtesy of BeSeen. Thanks to BeSeen for letting this page's author, creator and breather-life-into-er jump on the bandwagon.
Please post to the BoardRoom Discussion.
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