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TERRORISTS IN Georgia

The governor has announced that he has made a disturbing discovery
in the state of Georgia. Apparently, a small number of terrorists became
romantically involved with the locals. The result was not pretty and we
now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the human race:
ISLAMABUBBAS.

So far, only a smattering of actual births has been reported, and we are
hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have identified
the following:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Who's-Ya-Daddy and Yo Mama Bin Lovin

We'll keep ! you posted.

 

 

 

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard .
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving
their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A.They don't have balls to scratch .

 

 


Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex.

The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex: This kind of sex
happens when you
first meet someone and you both have sex until you are

blue in the face.

The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex: This is when
you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in
the kitchen.

The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex: This is when you
have been with your
partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have
 sex in your bedroom.

The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex: This is when
you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "Fuck You".

The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex: This is when
you can not stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone

 

 

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