Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Good luck to you, too. Well, actually, I take that back. I hope you don't do well at all. Now that I think about it, I hope you get violated by pig-monkey men in the woods.
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Gustav Shank: You and your snake obsessions.
Himmel Shank: If you don't like my obsession, maybe you shouldn't have locked me in a room with a snake for six weeks!
Gustav Shank: Are you on that again?
Himmel Shank: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to bore you with the defining trauma of my life.
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Himmel Shank: Father, I don't want to participate in this, I think it's wrong.
Gustav Shank: You have to learn sometime.
Himmel Shank: Why would I ever have to learn how to hunt people?
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Himmel Shank: Other fathers take their sons to baseball games, but not . . .
Gustav Shank: Oh, tell it to Ricki Lake!
Himmel Shank: Yah, I can see it now: "Nazi Fathers and Their Snake Obsessed Sons."
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Himmel Shank: Well, it looks like your hunt is over. I'm going back to the house before I miss "Hogan's Heroes."
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Himmel Shank: Don't flatter me!
Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Okay, you have a big nose, your feet stink, and your mother dresses you funny.
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Gustav Shank: Something is wrong.
Himmel Shank: What could be wrong? We're hunting a human being.
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Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Oh my, Grandma, what large pores you have.
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"Ninja": I'm pretty sure her parent's are gonna understand if you just explain to them that tonight's not a good night, 'cause you're being hunted!
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Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Love, peace, and chicken grease.
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Gustav Shank: "Pest?" Is that your name, or a personality trait.
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Gustav Shank: Don't be such a sissy!
Himmel Shank: I don't know if you've noticed lately, father, but I am a sissy!
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Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Why do they call you Fat Loser Boy?
Fat Loser Boy: I don't know. I think, 'cause I'm fat, and I never win.
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Himmel Shank: My name is Himmel.
Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Well, heil Himmel!
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Pestario "Pest" Vargas: I just met your insane, crazy, freak of a son . . . no offense, aight?
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Xantha Kent: Anything you have to say to me, you can say it in front of Malaria.
Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Anything?
Xantha Kent and Malaria: Anything.
Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Fine. Malaria has mossy teeth, dandruff, and a fat butt.
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"Chubby": I can't believe you shot him!
Gustav Shank: Oh, he's wearing a bulletproof-vest.
Himmel Shank: Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt!
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Himmel Shank: What makes you think he would tell you the truth, when I am his own son, and he's been lying to me his entire life?
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Gustav Shank: You defend yourself with a puny vial of . . . cat piss?
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Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Red light, green light--one, two, three!
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Malaria: These jeans make me look fat.
Pestario "Pest" Vargas: No, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat.
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Gustav Shank: I want you to experience the utter ecstasy that comes from feeling the hot, throbbing force of a man's life, when it's in your hands.
Himmel Shank: I'm sold!
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Pestario "Pest" Vargas: What are you trying to do, perfume me to death!?
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Pestario "Pest" Vargas: Hey soccor boy, yeah you, I'm talking to you, come over here.
Soccor Boy: How'd you know I was a man?
Pestario "Pest" Vargas: I could hear your gonads shakin'. You know you should really wear more support shorty.
THANX!
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