Rule 1
If by some reason you should hurt yourself - you're on your own.
I'll give you a band-aid, but don't expect me or my insurance company to pay your medical bills.

Rule 2
Coffee, beer, soda, water and other liquid refreshments are always available, but please try to put something in the "kitty" or it won't be here for long.

Rule 3
If your car comes in the garage - it goes out the same day.

Rule 4
Any parts that are available may be used, but are to be replaced by next month with new parts or payment of the Clark's Catalog price.

Rule 5
Tools belong in the toolboxes when finished.

Rule 6
Cussin', drinkin', and smokin' are allowed.
Hell, they're even encouraged (after all it's a garage-dammit!!).

Rule 7
Hours are from 12:00PM till 5:00PM.

Rule 8
If you can abide by these rules, please sign and date below.
If you can't - GO HOME!!

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