Well here I am. Stuck in Iraq. I joined the army in 2001 for reasons I still don't know. I have been in iraq since May 2003. This place sucks. All I want is to get the hell out of here and out of the Army altogether. The Army sucks, if you are thinking about joining I have one thing to say.. Don't do it. If you like to party and have fun the Army is not the place for you. You will be in the field training or on deployment in places like Iraq for months on end. When you are not away, don't think about showing up to work at 6:15am to go fuckin' run in formation singing gay fucking songs with the smell of beer on your breath, god forbid. Youll be taken to the MP station for a breathalyzer.

I am seen in these pictures with a M249 squad automatic weapon (saw) automatic rifle/light machine gun. This damn beast shoots 850 rounds a minute. I had to carry this fuckin' thing everywhere for 14 months in well over 100 degree weather.

Here's me about to blow the head off a dumb fucking sheep. Now this animal kept ramming me and I was getting a little nervous. I don't know if these dumb animals bite or not. I was ontop of a terrorist's and former Saddam bodyguard's house we were raiding in southern Baghdad, Iraq. We captured the target along with 3 of his body guards. They all got sent to Abu Ghraib prison where thery are having a grand old time. The sheep on the other hand is free and is doing just fine. He was unharmed in the incident