The Detonator By: Chris Porter
Far below the main WAW building, in Chicago, Illinois, lies the WAW laborotory, researching and experimenting wrestling science. In this laborotory, Josh Denapoli was born. Perhaps born isn't the word. Created. That's a better word to describe Josh's existance. Josh didn't have normal parents, one mom, one dad. He had approximately 1837 mothers and fathers from which certain genes were extracted and and inserted into his own DNA. He was part of Project LifeStew, funded by Bing Boblem, to make the greatest wrestler known to man. Josh was raised by WAW's 156 scientists that "assembled" him. He followed a strict daily regimen consisting of working out, eating some protein bars and watching wrestling since he was 9 months old. Bing Boblem convinced Josh that he was his father, and that he wanted Josh to be the best wrestler ever. Of course, Bing didn't care, as long as he was turning a profit. Josh entered WAW years later as Josh Denapoli. Josh's way with the croud and wrestling prowess made him a spectator magnet, and a money magnet for Bing. Josh made friends with a scientist who worked on project LifeStew and he told Josh how he came to be. Josh, infuriated with Bing's lies, and confused with who... ...what he was, changed his name to The Detonator and shows apathy to his fans, so to draw away a croud and keep Bing from earning profits off of him. The Detonator says that he will wrestle only until he finds something else he can do well. Sadly, his genes were fine tuned by Bing's geneticists so greatly, wrestling is the only thing that he does do well.
Stats
NAME: Joshua DeNapoli
CHARACTER: The Detonator
CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE: Ultimate Championship Title (3/30/99)
NOTABLE MOVE: The Chin (digs his chin into opponent)
FINISH MOVE: The Rifkin Ripper (lady maker)
WINS: 6
LOSSES: 3
