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Tag's Disclaimer For The Ignorant Masses |
EPIC DISCLAIMER INTRODUCTION OF BLAH BLAH BLAH:
aka: I think there's lead in the tap water.
If you weren't stupid, I wouldn't need a disclaimer. Yup. And when I say "stupid," I mean, "you."
And when I say "you," I mean: potheads, potheads, potheads, trendies, trendies, trendies,
the self-righteous, and a good 99% of Long Island and New Jersey.
ARTICLE 1: (THE RESIGNATION) Given that it's kinda unlikely that you're gonna read a book on a Dawson's night, I'll just type up a bitter disclaimer and be done with it.
ARTICLE 2: (THE OVERVIEW) First, let us establish that this is a non-profit personal webpage
on a public sever. What does that mean? Well, it means that I'm only seeing about three
hits a month. So there's that, and the fact that
I really don't care about your opinion at all, hell to me, you're nothing more than a
hit on a counter, and since I don't have a counter....
ARTICLE 3: (THE CONCEPT) The idea behind this site is baisically so that I can rattle off whatever biased, unresearched, and bitter
opinions that I might have. Get it? And I'm a moron, and I can't speel.
ARTICLE 4: (THE PARTING THREAT) - (Delivered in indesipherable foreign-bad-guy-accent.)
I will not be defeated. You should have killed me
when you had the chance. You haven't seen the last of me. You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war. I'll be back. They may take our wives, but they'll never take our pinguins. Hey man, you best not be doing that again, know what I'm saying?
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http://www.angelfire.com/nh/tag is a nonprofit website. Best viewed with Netscape.
If distortion occurs, you are using an Apple. Promptly dispose of your CPU.
Should comments or complaints arise, email Tag at Manchvgs33@yahoo.com, or drop a letter to the pony express,
or use the bat signal, or put a note in a bottle and hurl it in my general direction, or reincarnate the messenger pigeon.
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