FUNNY HA-HA'S
Otherwise known as.....
NPYNC HUMOR
Ahh, look at them...they have taken a break from their hectic schedules and demanding lives to read the latest gossip about themselves. Did you know that JC dated Helen Keller in a former life? yep, you read that here first.
Now, this is just a warning. Our sense of *humor* isn't for everyone. We enjoy nothing more than mocking people. It is a gift. A gift we treasure and use often. Hence, this page will not be suitable for everyone. Basically, if you are someone who has never laughed at themselves or the people you *absolutely adore*, you worship at your Joey alter of love with superman utensils, or think that you are going to marry Justin or JC (Not sure you would want to...they seem kinda geeky to me...but hey, whatever tickles yer pickle), than this page is not for you.
If you choose to disregard our warning, that's fine with us. If we can touch just one person and make a difference...and help them see the evils of cuffed jeans and pleather...Hold on. ::brushes away tears:: Okay, we're better. Alright, enough with the sentimental crap. We have no use for that here. So we'll just get on with it.
For those of you who don't understand certain things about *humor*, we want to explain that we have taken certain things we have noticed about the guys...and expanded them. We aren't working for the New York Times and feel no need to print only the truth. Basically, this is all FICTION...well, some of it is most likely true. But until we get those negatives back from the government, we have no real proof that Justin is a robot designed by the government to bring an end to all Rock and Heavy Metal.
In a kind, peaceful world, these links would make some kind of sense...alas, they are as random as the heads from which the ideas sprung. Each one is it's own separate warped idea that was developed. So sit back, grab a stiff shot of whiskey (ok, for those who are under 21...I know you *NEVER* drink...so basically, you can have some of my secret stash of the most potent soft drink on the market---Cherry Ginger Ale.), and LAUGH! If you aren't laughing, don't blame us. We *have* a sense of humor.
before you enter that scary mental place of all-npync,
all the tim
BEHIND THE
MUSIC...NPYNC EXCLUSIVE
THE FURTHER
FRIGHTENING ENTRIES IN THE NPYNC JOURNAL
e, take a minute and place your vote. It was late. Mare
was bored (per usual lately...Jersey is BORING). Remember, you're on
a *humor* page, so it's not a normal question...although Susie is convinced
that Lance is actually Stacy's twin sister. It upsets me. So
below are two different voting booths. These will change every so often...a
way to force you people to COME back now and again!
FIRST VOTING BOOTH:
To be able to vote, you will probably have wanted to see the U DRIVE ME CRAZY video. Or if you feel like you can just guess which one the answer is...GO CRAZY...Drum Roll Please...
WHICH MEMBER MAKES THE HOTTEST CHICK?
SECOND VOTING BOOTH:
This second one does not involve knowing anything about them really. It may be that you've taken one look at them and just shuddered or thought "I'd kill myself if I was ever stuck in an elevator with that." And just to let our readers know, all of them frighten us at one point or another, but...we still play there cd on repeat play. Go figure!
WHICH NPYNC MEMBER FRIGHTENS YOU MORE?
Let us know what you think...we would like to know if we are appealing to the masses. Oh, and to STOP this question before it even happens...YES, we like Npync. We are people who like there music. Susie hates the word FAN as do Matthey and I...I automatically think of that Brady Bunch episode where Marcia is Davy Jones' *biggest* fan (but c'mon on, aren't we all Davy Jones' biggest fan. Who could dislike the man who sang "Daydream Believer"?) Well, as I try to stay focused...what I'm trying to explain is that WE LIKE NSYNC...because of this, we feel we have the right to mock freely. Why should they be any different than my friends? Or anyone else for that matter? But if despite this long-winded display of affection, you feel the need to ask us if we like them, go ahead. We will laugh of course. But oh well! Bummer!
Yer thoughts, philosophies, words of wisdom, etc...