we're here to help

this is a little fashion advice for not only the boys of npync, but those of you who feel the need to go out and imitate their fashion faux pas.  count your blessings that we're here to help you.

see how they're crying out for help?  picture courtesy of MTV.

1. baby blue. get over it already.

2. cuffed jeans are frightening to those who have to look at them.

3. glitter in excess can be messy.

4. you're boys. that means that you *shouldn't* be wearing any sort of a blouse.

5. NO WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY. understood?

6. superman isn't *that* cool.

7. fubu no more.

8. jerseys with your nicknames on the back aren't as cool as you think they are.

9. accessorizing is fine, just don't go to a pawn shop to do it, ok?

10. pick one hair color and go with it. before all your hair falls out.