Rockin' Ron Jeremy has hit for a
Shackpot win in each of his last 3
visits (in a row) to the HCA Social club
for whopping 300.00 pt.
take!!!!
Rock's 3 Shackpots Big Bonus
Wins come after a 3 year drought (not
w/girls-that drought still continues) of
no Big Bonus Wins at all. During this
time, The Rock hit 5 mini-Shackpots, but
not the Big Money Shot. Kinda like
gettin' to 3rd base date after date -
all your gettin' out of it is a bad case
of blue balls.
Rock's win puts him
ever closer to Stank's 2nd position in
the standings, (See Standings page for latest
scores).
That brings us to the
question where has the Stanky one
been??? Well, sources have said that he
has been seen frequenting gamblin'
establishments (Sports Haven) in the HCA
social club area bettin' on the nags.
Why has he been shunning away from the
HCA? One can only speculate, but does
the term "Pussy-itus" mean any thing to
you? Well, just in case you haven't
been up on the New England Journal of
medicine lately, Dr Zachary Smith says
that "Pussy-itus is an heretofor
incurable disease, mainly attribute to
United States born Caucasian White
college educated male suburbanites who
upon marriage, lose complete control of
their bodily/mental functions for
reasons yet to be completely discovered
or understood." One can only hope he
recovers.
One must also wish the Rock much more
Shackpot luck in his quest to take over
the standings.
