Chris and Rick have a plethora or useful skills. We can do all
sorts of valuable things for you in a pinch. For example:
Chris - I command a salary commensurate with my experience: $485,000 per year or $298 per hour with an accompanying bonus structure equal to 200% of my annual income, plus stock options.Click Here to view Chris' Resume Click Here to View Rick's ResumeRick - Seeing how fatherly and impressive I am, my salary requirements are somewhat more aggressive. I will not work for less than $525,000 plus similar bonus, beach property as a signing bonus, plus an annual bonus equal to the national debt multiplied by the inverse of my Jockey Shorts size every time the Celtics make it to the playoffs (something I obviously have no control over).
Just to show you that we mean business, here are some of the links that
we use to keep ourselves at the cutting edge of consulting:
Monster Truck Page - Quality
gearheads flexing their automotive muscle
Basket Weaving Homepage - For those of you suffering from incurable insomnia
Madison Monster's Page - An obscure farm team from Madison, WI. I have one of their Jerseys!
ATM Forum Homepage - No, not the Cash Machine, a technical site for the truly geeky
The 7-Eleven Page - How can you
go through life without junk food?
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