Mookie's Home Page

This page is still under construction (just like the New York State Thruway).

I have, at best, remedial knowledge of HTML, and you can just forget cool stuff like JAVAscript. I started this page back in '98, so I am sure it needs a serious face lift in many areas.
I apologize for any wincing, crying, cringing, swearing, or hair loss that may result.

The annoying spinning COOL LINKS logo below is itself a link to a page with, you guessed it, links. Once upon a time I was ga-ga over button links. Now I don't know. Some of the links are old, so please let me know if any are, well, kaput. If you're really bored, you can read or sign the guestbook.

WARNING! Please do not tell me about the Slow Dance, Ball of Friendship, Winning a Free Vacation from Bill Gates, the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe, aspartame disease, how you had to forward an e-mail to me to avoid bad luck, or anything else kicking around your inbox. I have limited tolerance for that crap, and I have been known to respond to such e-mails rudely.

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The cute animated ferret was obtained from A.J.'s Ferret Animated Gifs
The last time I checked, that website is no longer in existence, but I did want to give credit where credit is due.

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