survey

The Basics

Date ~ 10/26/00
Time ~ 12:30 P.M.
Name ~ Alyssa Jean *******
Are you embarrassed by your middle name ~ Not really. Except that Britney Spears has it!
Nicknames ~ Alys, Uhhlyssuhh, Uhhlys, Orange, Sweetie, Angel, Walrus, Chopped Liver, Eggy, Eggroll, Wissa, Tayla
Screen Names ~ It used to be MoonGlow86@AOL.com, now OrangeWalrus@AOL.com.
What does your screen name mean ~ Walruses that are orange.
Age ~ 41! Not. I'm 14. I'm a teenager, but I don't act like it!
Birthday ~ October 25th, 1986
School ~ GRMS.
Best Friend(s) ~ Rosy & Nichole, my homies.
Hair Color ~ Dumb Dishwater Blonde
Eye Color ~ Blue
Shoe Size ~ Um, like, 8?
Height ~ I think 5'2 or so.
Where Do You Live Now ~ The Middle of Nowhere, Oregon. Literally! Our address says Gresham, but we don't live in Gresham.
Parents ~ Yep, two!
Sibling(s) ~ One, Kyle...the bum in the back of the car.
Hobbies ~ Singing, Writing, Computers, Poetry, Websites, Listening to Music
GPA~ Usually 4.0. Usually.
Zodiac sign ~ Scropio...like Isaac!
Hospital where you were born ~ I have no clue.
Right, Left, or Ambidextrous ~ Righty. Although I feel for lefties, who are discriminated against!
Best feeling in the world ~ Love...and getting Hanson tickets is a close 2nd.
What are you wearing right now ~ Um that one pair of jeans, a black tank top, a sweater, and a coat thing over it. I'm cold!
What would you label yourself ~ Umm Hanson/Walrus/Orange Freak?
If you could change your name to anything in the world what would you change it to ~ Oh gosh, I don't know. I like a lot of names.
Are you listening to music right now ~ Seeing as I just got 4 CD's for my birthday, yes. Right now, Jewel. Her new one, "Hands."
Is the glass half empty or half full ~ Both
What feeling are you feeling right now ~ The "I wish I had more than 2 hours a day on the computer" feeling
What is the very best thing about being you ~ Being me. Yay.

Favorites

Favorite Snapple ~ Strawberry Kiwi
Favorite sport to watch ~ Football
Favorite alcoholic drink ~ Um, none.
Favorite sound track ~ The Parent Trap & Free Willy.
Favorite board game ~ Monopoly & Clue.
Favorite magazine ~ It used to be Tiger Beat, until they failed me! I like Jump and Girls' Life.
Favorite smells ~ I aboslutely LOVE the smell of peach cobbler! There's also this cologne my dad has called Drakkar Noir, and it's really yummy too.
Favorite Day of the week ~ Friday.
Favorite Month ~ I'd have to say, OCTOBER!
Favorite Book ~ Let's see..."Sixth Grade Secrets" by Louis Sachar, "Homecoming" by Cynthia Voigt, "All Creatures Great & Small" by James Herriot, and "A Christmas Without Elizabeth" by Jamie Suzanne
Favorite Holiday ~ Christmas
Favorite Teacher ~ Well, gosh. I love Ms. Scaramella, Mr. Ryan, Mr. Meling, and Mr. Gunderson. If I was as old as Mr. Gunderson, I'd want to marry him.
Favorite Restaurant ~ Old Country Buffet
Favorite Radio Station ~ I loved "The Beat" 107.5, until they turned into "The Mix."
Favorite Website ~ That's an impossible question, and people who know me understand.
Favorite Music Groups/Bands ~ Hanson, Melissa Etheridge, Goo Goo Dolls, Aerosmith, Dixie Chicks, Matchbox Twenty, Blink 182, Britney Spears, Jewel, America, Sammy Hagar, Tom Petty, Natalie Imbruglia, Celine Dion.
Favorite Music Video ~ Korn's "Freak on a Leash."
Favorite songs ~ See my favorite songs here.
Favorite Color ~ Orange!
Favorite Salad Dressing ~ Ew I hate salad, none.
Favorite shampoo or conditioner ~ Herbal Essences.
Favorite Actors [Actresses] ~ Nicholas Cage, John Travolta, Haley Joel Osmont, and Helen Hunt.
Favorite Food ~ Pizza, Ice Cream, Eggrolls
Favorite Candy ~ Reese's.
Favorite Animal(s) ~ Walruses.
Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex ~ Hair! Wait, is that a body part? Well, besides hair, I love hands, lips, and eyes.
Favorite Gum ~ Watermelon Bubblicious
Favorite ice cream ~ Blackberry & Strawberry Cheesecake.
Favorite cartoon ~ Daria.
Favorite kind of car ~ Beetles are cool, but they suck if you get in a crash. Convertibles are kind of out, but they're cool too.
Favorite drink ~ Coke & Root Beer.
Favorite color pen ~ What a weird question. Black. Blue is...annoying.
Favorite color of nail polish ~ Orange I guess.
Favorite shape ~ ©
Favorite scary movie ~ The Shining, The Sixth Sense, and Bless the Child.
Favorite instrument ~ The voice.
Favorite number ~ 18.

Romance

Marriage ~ I will get married, if that's what you mean.
Kids ~ I want to have kids, yes.
Boy's names you like ~ Taylor, Zac...
Girl's name you like ~ Destiny, Faith, Taylor, Cassandra...
Honeymoon ~ Don't know.
Where will you live ~ I have no idea.
How romantic are you ~ Very, I just don't have anyone to share it with yet.
If you could go out with anyone in the world, who would it be ~ Zachary Walker Hanson
Biggest turn off ~ Hats. Unless it's Taylor Hanson. He looks HOT in hats, now that his hair is cut. But everyone else, off with the hats!
Biggest turn on ~ Hair!
Like guys with or without hats ~ WITHOUT!
When you meet a person of your preferred sex, you first notice their what ~ Hair!
Can A Guy and Girl Be Just "Best Friends" ~ Not for long.
Ross & Rachel, should they get back together ~ Yes.
Do you have a crush ~ No, I don't. Duh, everyone does.
What would be a perfect date for you ~ Some pretty restaurant, and a walk holding hands on the beach. At night.
What type of guy/girl do you like the most ~ Long-Haired ones, and I seem to fall for brothers.
Who is the hottest celebrity member of the opposite sex ~ Zac.

Have You Ever

Been attacked by a big dog ~ Nope.
Been on a plane ~ Yep, they're cool!
Cried in public ~ Yeah.
Climbed a tree ~ Probably, though I'm not good at it.
Fell asleep in a movie theater ~ Almost.
Kissed a guy/girl ~ Nope.
Met a celebrity ~ Not that I know of.
Met the president ~ No.
Been scared to get a shot ~ Of course.
Gotten a cavity ~ Nope.
Said, "I love you," ~ Yeah.
Gone skinny dipping ~ No.
Loved somebody so much it made you cry ~ Yes! Ugh, Hanson, you suck.
Gone to a theme park and checked out all the cute guys/girls ~ No, but I should.
Shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch ~ No.
Made prank phone calls ~ Yeah, with Ashley. We called the Infomercial!

Either Or

N*Sync OR BSB ~ BSB.
Coke OR Pepsi ~ Coke.
Boxers OR Briefs ~ I really don't care.
Matt OR Ben ~ Matt! ...Miller.
MTV OR VH1~ MTV.
Apples OR Oranges ~ Orpples.
Vanilla OR Chocolate ~ Vanilla.
Flowers OR Candy ~ Poetry.
Dawson's Creek OR Felicity ~ Dawson's Creek, I guess.
Romantic Comedy OR Horror ~ Romantic Comedy.
Peanut butter OR jelly ~ Peanut Butter.
Cotton OR feather pillows ~ Cotton.
Would you rather be a plumber OR a trash man ~ Trash WOMAN.
Mud wrestling or Jell-O wrestling ~ Jell-O!
Skateboard OR Rollerblades ~ Rollerblades.
Vanilla ice OR Sir Mix-a-lot ~ Uhh...

What do you think of when you hear

Bill Clinton ~ A normal guy with sexual needs, just like every other guy in the world.
Lollipops ~ Candyland.
Dreams ~ Um, sleep?
Love ~Hearts, flowers, Valentine's Day.
South Park ~ TIMMAY!
Death ~ Scary...
Hanson ~ The bomb.
Yellow ~ Matt & Mom.
Orange ~ Me.
Green ~ Mozz & Tyler & Ike.
Purple ~ Felicia & Tinky-Winky.
Blue ~ Zaccy.
White ~ Ms. White in the kitchen with the knife.
Red ~ Taylor.
Black ~ Goths.
Alfred ~ A butler!

Who Would You Kiss?

Bill Clinton or Marilyn Manson ~ Marilyn.
Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter ~ Ew...Nick. Then I'd slap him.
Carson Daly or Dave Holmes ~ Carson.
Monkey or Gorilla ~ Monkey. Monkeys are cute.

Miscellaneous

Who is your idol and why ~ I want to say Madonna...
What is your dream vacation ~ Oklahoma to stalk Hanson!
If you could be any celebrity who would it be and why ~ I don't know, probably Carson, because he gets to meet everyone.
What do you do right after school ~ Chores, then the computer.
What is the weirdest dream you've ever had ~ When I touched Zac's chest! But that was a totally cool thing!
Who is one person you hate ~ I don't HATE anybody.
What is the most inspirational thing you've ever heard in your life ~ "To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world." - Taylor Hanson.
Is there anyone in your life that you can totally understand and share everything with ~ My journal.
What song pretty much sums up your life ~ "Thinking of You" by Hanson, "Someday We'll Know" by the New Radicals.
What songs can you get into your head and never get out ~ "Heartbreaker" by Mariah Carey, "Bye Bye Bye" by N*Sync, "Larger Then Life" by BSB, "Country Grammar" by Nelly, and anything else annoying.
What songs do you wish you could brutally murder ~ All of the above, and more.
What is your typical lunch ~ Ritz Bitz Sandwiches with P.B., Go-Gurt, Tang, Scooby Doo Fruit Snacks, NutriGrain Apple-Cinnamon Bar, Fruit.
What did you do on New Years last year ~ Stood at the end of my driveway with Ang and listened to the world "end."
Who do you talk / write emails to the most online ~ Probably Tyler, but I talk alot to Angela (different one), Allie, Dorrie, and other RPers.
If you could be any vegetable what would you be and why ~ Pickle, just because!
Finish this joke-Two gay guys walk into a lesbian bar…and said "Uh, dude. We're in the wrong place."
If you could be on any TV show which one would you choose ~ Who Wants to be A Millionaire?
If you could re-live any moment of your life what would it be ~ August 2nd, definitely. The Hanson concert!
What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you ~ I don't know, there's a lot of things.
What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you ~ People say really funny things, they are all equally hilarious.
What is the last sentence you said ~ "Swallow the moon" or something, I sang it.
What is the last thing you ate ~ Thin Mints.
If Mattel turned you into a talking doll what things would you say ~ "Uhh!" (like a walrus), "Hanson Rocks!" and...that one other quote?
What is the last lie you told ~ That I had a good day yesterday.
What kind of computer chair do you have ~ A big black thing.
If there was a fork in the road would you go right or left ~ Right is right, right?
What will make the world end ~ Hanson. Zac will kill everyone with a chainsaw.
What band will always rock to you no matter how old they get ~ Hanson! And Aerosmith has already proved that.
If you could start a band what would you name it ~ Horizon. I already "have" one, I guess.
Do you cut your sandwiches in half or diagonally ~ Diagonally.
If the new kids on the block would do a reunion tour would you go ~ Ew, no!
Is filling this out fun ~ Yeah, but it's long.
What are you afraid of ~ The dark.
What toppings do you like on your pizza ~ Pepperoni.
How many rings before you answer the phone ~ If nobody's home and there are messages on the machine, 2. If nobody's home and there aren't messgaes, 4. If someone's home, I usually don't answer.
Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork ~ No! That's just wrong.
How many schools have you gone to ~ 3...I think.
Do you play any instruments ~ My voice.
Words or phrases you overuse ~ "Tight." and "Messed."
Do you have motion sickness ~ Sometimes.
How many cups of coffee do you drink a day ~ Ew, zero.
Toothpaste ~ That one kind?
Do you eat stems of broccoli ~ Nope.
Is it ever okay to tell a lie ~ Yeah, if it won't hurt anyone.
How forgiving are you ~ I don't know.
Where are you the most ticklish ~ Neck.
When you go on a trip, do you overpack or underpack ~ Overpack.
Do you get along with your parents ~ Not really.
Thunderstorms- cool or scary ~ Cool, until they sound like they're gonna kill you.
Best place to order pizza ~ Round Table.
Roller coasters-cool or scary ~ Scary.
What's on your mouse pad ~ Hard Rock Cafe-ness.
Do you want a tattoo ~ Yeah.
Things You Obsess Over ~ Hanson, orange, walruses.
What really annoys/bugs you ~ Read my annoyances here.
If you could go back in time, where would you go ~ To the Hanson concert!
Memory you would like to forget ~ What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
What'd you do yesterday ~ Went to school, and did some birthday stuff.
Last person you talked to on the phone ~ Sierra, actually!
Last song you listened to ~ I'm listening to "Absence of Fear" by Jewel.
TV show you wish they would re-air again ~ My Little Ponies!
Dream Occupation ~ Writer.
Do you believe in angels ~ Yes.
Aliens ~ Nah.
Heaven & Hell ~ Heaven.
God ~ Yes.
Yourself ~ Always.
What is the most boring thing you've ever done in your life ~ Slept.
Do you sleep with a stuff animal ~ Yes, Dog.
If you were a crayon, what color would you be ~ Orange.
How many buddies do you have on your list ~ 61!
How long are you in the shower ~ About 30 minutes.
How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Buttercup ~ The outside edge first.
Feelings on abortion ~ It's wrong...in most cases.
Thoughts on Britney Spears ~ She's fake, but her voice is cool. And she dances AWESOMELY!
What is under your bed ~ My Little Ponies, a vent, some carpet, etc.
What do you think about Ouija boards ~ They...work. If everyone is believing it will.
What is the first thing you think when you get up in the morning ~ "Do I have school?"
If you could meet one person, dead or alive ~ Zachary.
If you could dye your hair what color would it be ~ Probably black streaks.
What is on the walls of your room ~ Hanson posters.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop ~ 1...2...3...CHOMP!
What do you absolutely have to do before you die ~ Skinny dip, get maried, have kids, make love on a beach, and publish a book.