M2M. They're too pretty. They're too famous. They're too nice. They're too cool. They're too loved…by Hanson. M2M, sadly, is now touring with Hanson as Hanson's opening act. The Norweign pop girl band who sang the song, "Mirror, Mirror," is made up of one blonde, Marit, and a beautiful brunette named Marion. It wasn't so bad in the beginning. Most girls just dealt with the appearance of M2M at a Hanson show. It wasn't so bad until the newspaper decided to totally ruin our lives.
The new york post says button-cute pop trio Hanson are enjoying extracurricular activities with their equally adorable opening act, Norweigen babe band, M2M. Though she declined to discuss details, "Yes, M2M are dating the Hanson brothers." an M2M spokeswoman said.
But wait, you say, there are three Hanson brothers and only two girls in M2M. Yes, that is true. So now we must ponder this one question: Which two Hanson brothers are dating M2M? The rumor that Isaac and Taylor were with Marion & Marit had been floating around for a while. Question answered, right? Wrong. Just today, I got a quite disturbing picture in my e-mail from a concerned Hanson fan. It can't be. Marion and…Zac?
Houston, we have a problem.