funny quotes
"You wish Hanson was on your hamburger!" - Ang
"Tay goes bald in the fall!" - Mozz
"Yeah I'm weird, I put milk in before the cereal." - Zachary Hanson
"You know me, I just can't keep my shirt on!" - Tauna
"Zac and Tay hug a lot, so I just kinda give them their space." - Isaac Hanson
"I want to cross breed oranges and pears!" - Mozz
"Whoa, I thought it said 'Taylor' but it actually said 'Buick!'" - Rosy
"Dead bodies rock!" - Nichole
"Whatever pops your gum!" - Ruth
"You don't have lice in your eyeballs." - Miles
"Oh you're so cute when you die!" - Nichole
"Holy...something!" - Zachary Hanson
"I'd eat the little one!" - Carson Daly
"Write a haiku about dissecting frogs!" - Mr. Ryan
"I can't wear too tight of pants, I want to have kids later in life!" - Taylor Hanson
"I didn't know my CD smelled like cheese." - Mozz
"If you smell like a cow, then you are a cow!" - Jacob
"What is wrong with this country!?" - Rob
"Nice punch yo!" - Mickey
"Carter thinks that getting drunk is when you take a soda without asking." - Colin
"Thank you for...thinking I'm hot." - Britney Spears
"Cows, cows, fifty million cows!" - Carter
"Was he really a boy scout?" - Justin
"But my brain is saying this so how do I really know!?" - Mozz