funny quotes

"You wish Hanson was on your hamburger!" - Ang

"Tay goes bald in the fall!" - Mozz

"Yeah I'm weird, I put milk in before the cereal." - Zachary Hanson

"You know me, I just can't keep my shirt on!" - Tauna

"Zac and Tay hug a lot, so I just kinda give them their space." - Isaac Hanson

"I want to cross breed oranges and pears!" - Mozz

"Whoa, I thought it said 'Taylor' but it actually said 'Buick!'" - Rosy

"Dead bodies rock!" - Nichole

"Whatever pops your gum!" - Ruth

"You don't have lice in your eyeballs." - Miles

"Oh you're so cute when you die!" - Nichole

"Holy...something!" - Zachary Hanson

"I'd eat the little one!" - Carson Daly

"Write a haiku about dissecting frogs!" - Mr. Ryan

"I can't wear too tight of pants, I want to have kids later in life!" - Taylor Hanson

"I didn't know my CD smelled like cheese." - Mozz

"If you smell like a cow, then you are a cow!" - Jacob

"What is wrong with this country!?" - Rob

"Nice punch yo!" - Mickey

"Carter thinks that getting drunk is when you take a soda without asking." - Colin

"Thank you for...thinking I'm hot." - Britney Spears

"Cows, cows, fifty million cows!" - Carter

"Was he really a boy scout?" - Justin

"But my brain is saying this so how do I really know!?" - Mozz