Annoyances
When people spell normal words abnormally.
When people call Hanson "The Hansons."
When people spray that purple "Cosmic Glitter" stuff on me.
When people ask me what my favorite color is when I'm wearing my orange fleece.
People who think they can sing but they can't.
When singers hold out their words forever (especially in the middle of a phrase).
When people say Hanson sounds like girls but they don't (its called puberty, my friends).
When the waitresses and waiters fill your glass to the brim and then you spill it trying to drink it.
The water you get before you eat. It's like…why?
The song "Backstreet's Back." And they went…where?
The fact that all N*Sync, 98 Degrees, Five, LFO, and Backstreet Boys do is sing and sell themselves- they can't play their own instruments.
The fact that I have PE first period.
The fact that I have PE at all.
When I get songs that I hate in my head.
When people go, "Oh, you like Taylor? That's the girl isn't it?"
When the lyrics to a song are the coolest but the song's tune (and artist usually) suck, or the other way around (take MMMBop for instance…retarded lyrics but some good potential).
When a CD skips on a really good song.
When people flick un-flickable things.
When people overuse a title, like their essay is called "Mummies" and it's about mummies.
The flavor grape. Yuck!
When the medicine is Cherry or some special flavor and on the label it says "Fun Kid Flavor!" and it's disgusting!
The taste you get when you brush your teeth and then drink orange juice.
When my school pictures come out retarded.
The fact that nobody can butt rock besides Rancid.
The fact that I say, "Rancid butt rocks!" Yet I have no desire to hear the band which I have never heard.
When there's no orange Scooby Doo fruit snacks in the package.
When I hand someone something I wrote and I say, "I wrote this," and then after they read it they ask if I wrote it.
When people don't know what a lanyard is.
The fact that you can't really describe a lanyard.
When people can't pronounce the word "nya" the right way.
That red makes everything beautiful but it actually doesn't.
The fact that DNA can stretch to the sun and back.
That cats can be orange but not neon green.
The commercial that says, "Tobacco is whacko if you're a teen." Isn't it for everyone else too?
The Goo Goo Dolls song, "Up Yours."
When Furbies wake up from a week's sleep and say, "Me sleep again."
When a song gets in my head that I don't know all the words to (sometimes I don't even know who wrote it).
When I think of something really important and then forget it.
The Dr. Seuss book, "Hop on Pop."
When you buy a CD without the lyrics in it and you need them.
Who cares why the chicken crossed the road?
When people talk to video games and make karate sounds that aren't real.
When my dinner is chicken.
That Q is the answer to everything.
When those backpack things stick out of people's lockers.
The fact that they let them.
That some tiles in my school aren't the right color.
How people think I love MMMBop just because I like Hanson.
How people don't care if they spray me with drinking fountain water before school.
When people don't flush the toilet.
The fact that nobody really knows that Matt and Jon Miller are brothers.
When our table isn't lined up with locker 222.
When people stick pins through their skin.
Olives with eyes.
Pink. The color.
How it says, "Jog" on the cement, but we never jog there.
When the phone commercials say, "Is your phone disconnected? Call us!"
When I ask someone where they got something and they say they got it for Christmas.