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Ye, who knoweth not ye left from ye right;

Ye, who causeth much agony to thy teacher's rear;

(.... I mean, thy teachers here!!!)

Ye, who are full of the droppings of bulls;

Ye, whose speech fillth the room with smoke;

Ye, whose love is to fly thy kite

Ye who yearns to jumpth into the lake

Enter, and be perspired by the site of the most prolific spouter of nonsensical language,

a feat unparallelled by most

as none understands thine site, thine self included !

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Hey, dudes. For your listening pleasure...Enjoy Emil Chau

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Comprehension Ex 1

Letter of Complaint


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Stories to Grow By

Eureka! Stories
Stories of Famous Scientists





Only the DUMB send letters to me.
The DUMBER will fax to me
and the DUMBEST will e-mail me:

If you speak English well, thank your English teacher.
If you can't, it's time to get even - tell the world! Yes, tell the world.
No, you IDIOT! Not that you can't speak!!! We all know that!
Tell them WHO your English teacher is!
You do that to me and you're history!