ARGHHH!!
Alright, I’m pissed off. Not just *any* old thing, like recording this thing over SO MANY TIMES on a shitty microphone, it’s *serious*. NOW in the roleplaying world, we have morons over here, more morons over there..and EVEN MORE MORONS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! And occasionally, I run into someone with brains bigger than their nuts! Yes, the world is full of dumbasses, but I thought the roleplaying world would be a TAD different. I’m not talking about a ~swarm of newbies~ here – newbies can park their stupid station up my fat ass for now. It’s something so funky it stinks worse than Rosie O’Donnel running laps in the New York City sewer system NAKED for a DECADE. If it were any funkier, I’d be dancing to it!
What am I talking about, you say? BAD TYPISTS. You BAD TYPISTS are the scourge of this Earth. It’s lazy people like you that make me feel ashamed to be a roleplayer. “What’s so bad about bad typing you say, Sarah? Why the hell are you being such a bitch?” Because BAD TYPING ISN’T ENGLISH!!! It’s from a twisted, alternate universe! And I’m tired of taking the time to understand it! I’m tired of looking at “y are i so sad & UR jus laffing at me, blah blah blah..” SHUT UP! Shutup-shut the FUCK UP! If I took a screenshot of every time I saw shit similar to that, it would take me the same DECADE it took for Rosie to become Scankobutt to review them all!
And it’s only GETTING WORSE! Everywhere I go, it seems, there are AT LEAST a quarter of the people in the room who can’t type decently, and in some channels, they even do it WHILE THEY’RE ROLEPLAYING!! It’s like everyone forgot THIRD GRADE GRAMMAR! When I first started roleplaying, I saw people who were mostly dedicated typists. Now, three years later, it’s suddenly cool TO BE INCOHERENT! Even the OPS do it! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE CHANNEL OPERATORS?! Did THEY forget how to type, TOO?!
Yes, everyone has flaws. Some people FORGET things about grammar, myself included. TYPOS are okay, too, I make them all the time. That’s why PEOPLE CORRECT and SHOULD BE CORRECTED. But if you can’t remember when to put an apostrophe there or an S here or even how to SPELL HONONYMS, it MEANS something. It means you should go BACK TO YOUR SHITTY GRADE SCHOOL! ASK SOMEONE! USE FUCKING SPELL CHECK!! It’s THERE!!
Roleplaying nowadays is like eating MICROWAVED macaroni and cheese! Most of the bites are nice and warm and soothing..and then you get to this UNCOOKED shit that you can barely swallow! Who wants an incomplete meal?! Did that brain-package of yours just MELT into alphabet soup?! Why should I be wasting MY TIME to try and stomach YOUR SHIT?! Yes, I know, life sucks. And I will have to accept that most people are too lazy to hit the SHIFT key every now and again when they’re typing in private. But DON’T DO IT AROUND *ME*, or you can hang yourself from a ten-foot pole, cuz I’M NOT TOUCHING IT!
Think about it this way – why would ANYONE want to talk to a person who couldn’t speak? Would YOU talk to a person with hillbilly teeth and four tongue rings? Of course not! You’d shy away! You’d be running towards the nearest airport to Pango-pango faster than fat kids running after an ice cream truck! SO WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TYPE LIKE THAT?! You people are only encouraging MORE BAD ROLEPLAYING!
And these people, who were *trying* to argue back at me, claimed that bad typing does not make for bad roleplaying, that I shouldn’t make fun of someone just because they can’t write better than a second grader. Well, here’s your friendly energy entity with a little logic – BAD TYPISTS MAKE LAZY PEOPLE, and LAZY PEOPLE MAKE BAD ROLEPLAYERS. Why? If you can’t make the effort to do something as simple as TYPE COHERENTLY, then you’re not going to make the effort to roleplay decently!
Now how do good roleplayers run downhill? Simple. It’s one little misspelling there, and then they say we can fuck the spelling. Then they’ll make an entrance, and they’ll say fuck the character introduction. Soon, the creativity is lost in this shit pool and that’s when Free form Roleplaying will jump into the fuck-wit oblivion of half-baked macaroni and cheese. So please, guys, if you need some help with grammar, ASK SOMEONE! Otherwise, you can go jump off a cliff where I’ll INCINERATE YOUR DUMB ASSES for an ALTERNATIVE source of energy and sell your tongue rings for a second source of income! The sooner we get rid of this shit, the sooner we can go back to flourishing. This is Sarah, energy entity extraordinaire, sayin’ Adios!