DAFT RULES
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1} All Members must have a sense of humour, or attend Mr. Bean's Laugh Class 101.
2} Inductees have to wear the daftest clothes they can find at their Induction Bash.
3} Inductees must play a song of their own that was recorded with something out of tune on it. (drums don't count)
4} Members must have eaten Cheese on Toast for dinner, at least Once......a special honour, if you're still eating it.
5} Musicians must have one Photo for the Hall that is not serious. If you look serious & it makes other members laff......that might well do.
6} Wealthy musicians are given Instant Induction if they provide plenty of bevvies and nosh for Rock No Hall parties.
7} Inductees must play the worst song they ever wrote at their Induction Ceremony.
8} No slinging of objects over other Members' statues!
9} No snootiness allowed. All those caught acting uppity will have to polish statues for a week.
10} No wearing of duck hats in the Hall.