"Hi, my name's Horne...Damn glad to meet ya."
A little about me...
I'm a typical goof-off hailing from New Hampshire and going to school in Alamosa, Colorado.
I am definitely not an athlete, so my hobbies growing up were always music and movies. I also found myself writing a lot and it became something that I just do.
My favorite writers are Nick Hornby, Bret Easton Ellis, Stephen King, and Kevin Smith (If you consider him a writer).
Maybe someday, I'll write the definitive novel of my shallow, disaffected generation, but for right now, I'm just living in it.
My perception of the world can be blamed, in part, on Jon Stewart, Dennis Miller, and Norm MacDonald.
Special note to Jon Stewart: Naked Pictures of Famous People changed my life.
People ask me all the time why I drove all the way out to Colorado from New Hampshire just to go to school here.
To them I reply, "Because it was faster than walking."
However, I take full responsibility.