Your hosts are Ayane Mitsui and the Road Dogg!
Your hosts are Ayane Mitsui and the Road Dogg!
Cue up the usual Showdown opening..
Fireworks explode as we open to the Henry Levitt Arena--LIVE for Showdown!!
Signs in the crowd tonight...
"Crash: Walk my dogs!"..."Blinkamania Runs Wild!"..."Flair and Angel: American Losers"..."(Arrow pointing down to babe in the audience) wants MAIKU's white mist"..."Can Big Show have pie on his diet?"..."Where's the Beef?"..."The surgeon general warns excess milk consumption causes premature baldness!"..."If you're reading this, you're too bored"...
"Awake" by Godsmack cues up...
"The following match...is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Kyoto, Japan...he stands 5'11" and weights in at 235 lbs. He is the EAW International Champion....Kairi Lyger!!"
Ayane: And on his way to the ring hot young Japanese superstar--and a rival to Shaed at one point--Kairi is here! Neither the Extreme Title or International Title is on the line--but to clarify, Crash Holly is NOT the Extreme Champion!
Dogg: Yup...it wasn't actually forfeited, although Crash Holly has possession of the Extreme Title now...
Ayane: Lucky for him there isn't a 24/7 rule in effect in the EAW.
Dogg: Yet...but...whose the weird cat at ringside?
The camera cues over to ringside to see a friend of Kairi's and a commish of PWF at one time--MewTwo!!
Ayane: Well, that's MewTwo..probably here to see his friend Kairk in action, here.
Kairi gets in the ring, and his music fades out...
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach then cues up...
Dogg: So...makes me wonder...just HOW is Test going to get that title back...ask Crash to "defend" that title?
Ayane: I really have no idea. ^_^
"And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada...he stands 6'7" and weighs in at 285 lbs....TEST!!"
Test makes his way out with Brittani, Alexi and Candi...
Dogg: Yeesh...the big blonde prettyboy gets three babes all to himself...yeesh...these guys are so greedy nowadays...
Ayane: Well, I guess you could understand them wanting to be here at ringside instead of backstage...
Dogg: Yeah, but I'd think 3 girls like that could take on a little guy like Crash.
Ayane: Well, he's convinced he's 400 lbs. ^_^
Dogg: 50 lbs of that has gotta be pure balls to piss off Test.
Test steps over the ropes, and into the ring, as he his theme music fades out.
Ayane: Referee Billy Silverman ready to start this match...and here we go!
*ding, ding*
Ayane: Test and Kairi with a quick handshake...Kairi ducks behind...goes for a hammerlock...Test reverses...hard back elbow! Kairi shakes it off...ducks the right hand--dropkick into the knee of Test!! Test down to one knee--Kairk with a series of kicks to the midsection now!! Test fighting back up to a vertical base! HE goes for a backdrop now...Test though countering with a headlock...hammers away on the head of Kairi..Kairi down to his knees...and a short FACE CRUSHER by Test! Cover now...
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One!
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Kickout by Kairi!
Dogg: New one from Test there...but he may find it hard to resist the urge to bash Kairi in the head with a steel chair after being Extreme Champ.
Ayane: He probably won't show any restraint next time he sees Crash--Test pulling him up to his feet...sends him to the ropes...Kairi grabs the ropes...Test charging in--Kairi flips up and nails a kick to the jaw..Test shaking it off...sent to the ropes now--Kairi with a drop toe hold!! Now going for the STF...locks it on!!
Dogg: Now THIS is old school...Test probably isn't used to fighting his way out of a hold like that one.
Ayane: Well...he knows to go for the ropes, but having difficulty making it there...Kairi trying to stop him from reaching i--has the ropes! 1...2...Kairi breaks it. Drops the leg across the throat, now....but Test getting up now...elbows to the midsection...Test slings Kairi to the ropes again...back body drop on the return...Kairi springing back up...Test scoops him up--charges to the corner--slams him HARD against the corner! And Kairi tied up in the tree of woe...Test with knee lifts on him while he's hung up.
Dogg: And Test grabbing him by the neck now--dropped down in an elevated reverse DDT!! Cover!
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ONE!
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TWO--NO! Kairi kicks out!
Ayane: Test will likely look for a way to put away Kairi early before he can gain much momentum...going for a backbreaker now--but Kairi drops his feet and preventing it now....bringing up--shots to the body of Test! Kairi now letting loose with those infamous kicks...Test to the ropes--WOW!! Roundhouse kick high to the chest!! And that had to knock the wind out of Test. Cover...
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ONE!
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TW--kickout!!
Dogg: Hey...Ayane...what's with--
All of a sudden, "Apathy" by KMFDM cues up! Out walks a young Japanese girl, about 5'4", who looks roughly 20 years old, wearing a black hakama, black top, and a black headband under her long brown hair. Just below the headband, a red sigil is tatooed or painted on...
Dogg: Who in the hell's that?!
She stands in the entrance at the top of the ramp, no emotion readable on her face as she watches the match.
Ayane: I...I...don't know...I've never seen her before.
Dogg: Well, Kairi looks like he's seen a ghost...old girlfriend perhaps?
Ayane: I don't know--but Test attacking Kairi from behind! He sends Kairi to the ropes--BIG BOOT from Test! Goes for the cover!
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ONE!
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TWO!--Kickout by Kairi!
Dogg: Whoa...that chick looks downright stoned...
Ayane: Test pulling up Kairi...snapmares him over...chinlock applied...Kairi pulling himself up...back elbows...and Kairi shoots Test to the ropes again...charging at him--Kairi leapfrogs ove--SUNSET FLIP!!!
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ONE!
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TWO--Kickout!!
Dogg: Whoa...you don't think that chick is the one who...ahem.."impersonated" Oseiko, do you?
Ayane: Well...hard to tell from here...but I suppose that's possible...Test up now...Kairi and Test--COLLIDE!! A test of strength...that Test seems to be controlling...Test powering Kairi down...but he bridges up slowly--Kairi pushing back at Test--springs up on Test's chest--kickflips off!!--lands on Test--HURRACANARA--INTO A PIN!!
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Test BARELY fights out of it...and...WOW!! AMAZING move by KAIRI!! Kairi sends Test into the corner now--hits it backfirst...Kairi goes for another Hurracanra--NO!! Test blocks it!! Pulling up Kairi now--THERE'S A T-BOMB!! PINNING COMBINATION!!
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....and Kairi with another escape!!
Dogg: Odd that that's the FIRST powerbomb in this match...since these guys drop those 'bombs like Kevin Costner, usually. Test pounding on his back...into the kidneys now...OW!! That was an especially rough one...Kairi might have a brand new color urine after this match.
Ayane: Test now with elbow drops to the knee...repeated ones, and goes for a catapult now...but Kairi fighting it...slings him forward--Kairi grabs hold--HEADBUTT to Test!!! Test getting up--SWINGING NECKBREAKER by Kairi!! Up again--reverse DDT set up by Kairi...but springing over--BLACK THUNDER!! That could be all!!
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TWO!
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NO!! But a shoulder up by Test! Shoulder up by TEST!!!
Dogg: Geez Louise...you're gonna get a speeding ticket on that tongue, motor mouth...reLAX a bit.
Ayane: Well, reather difficult to do that while this match is in progress. Test sits up--DROPKICK to the face by Kairi, however...and pullling him up to his feet..leglock chokehold!! And back to a submission from Kairi....Test may lose consciousness here...but trying to power out of it...turning his head around--and stretches out that long leg--GETS THE FOOT ON THE ROPE!! 1..2..3..4--and Kairi releases. Test up now--Kairi with a kick to the back of the leg!! Another!! Kairi swings back for a high roundhouse--Test ducks!! Hooks both legs--HEADBUTT to the midsection! Simple, but effective...Test pulls up Kair--sends him back down HARD with a short arm clothesline!! And Test pulls him up...FULL NELSON--SLAM by Test!! Into the cover...
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ONE!
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TWO!
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NO!! That was WAY too close!! And both of them wearing each other out...
Dogg: One of them's going to take too many hits or the other's run out gas tryin'. Test pulls up Kairi...going for a sleeper now...center of the ring, and this looks like it could be over soon. Then again, it ain't over until the fat bitch begins singin'...And I think she's still stuffing her face over there..yup...there goes another hot dog...
Ayane: But Kairi drives Test back-first to the corner! The sleeper is broken...Test with a right hand, though....and a chopblock...Test going up top...the big elbow could be next! Kairi back up in a hurry though...standing up top--but TEST shoves him off!!! Kairi kippups--FLYING CLOTHESL--FACEBUSTER COUNTER by KAIRI!! Test in some major pain here...fighting up now...but KAIRI HAS A HOLD OF HIM...SET UP...LYGERSPIKE! Cover!
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ONE!!
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TWO!!!
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THREE!!!!
*ding, ding*
The mystery girl silently turns around and walks to the back...
Dogg: Hmm...did that chick like what she saw...or is she upset? WHO was she?!
Ayane: Idon'tknow, but Kairi pulls off the win here, although Test was a bit out of his element without tons of "plunder" to aid his usual offense. ^_^
Dogg: The kid's been taking notes from Dusty...kill me now.
"Awake" by Godsmack plays as Kairi's hand is raised.
Ayane: Well, couldn't ask for much better of an opening match.
Dogg: Well, it could have helped if I had a pizza here and one of Stevie's bunny girls under the table--but can't complain otherwise.
Ayane: Er...uh...okaaaaay...well, up next the Cruiserweight Title is on the line! Don't miss it!
**Commercial Break**
We come back from break where "Blood Brother" from WWF The Music Vol. 4 just begins to start up...
Dogg: Welcome back to the Dogg House!! The E-to the A- to the double U is back and we're ready to kick some shiznit here with the Cruisa-weight Title match! Lady Jazz and Ninja X...battlin' for the gold! And if we have a "best buns" poll comin' up, my vote's gotta go with Jazz.
Ayane: Well....much to say there, but yes, we will the title on the line here, our first of 3 title matches tonight.
"The following match up is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit, and is for the EAW Cruiserweight Title! Introducing...the challenger, residing in Los Angeles, California...he six foot and one inch, and weighs in at an even 200 lbs....he's a member of Da Pac--NINJA X!!!"
Ninja X rushes out to the ring, to a good reaction from the crowd.
Ayane: Ninja X has off and on wrestled regularly for the EAW, but right now he's VERY upset about the attack on Jenna during her match with BG by those two women...
Dogg: Two HOT women...two SEXY women...two booty-bang-a-licious women. I tell ya...they way they whooped her she must have been talking some sheeeeeeeeeeeet about them.
Ayane: I didn't even know she KNEW them!
Dogg: I don't know either, but unless she's stolen their boyfriends in the past, I can't think of anything else that might cause them to go off like that.
"Wish" By Nine Inch Nails begins to play then.
Ayane: A princess to some...and just a piece of meat for OTHERS...
Dogg: I'm definitely in the "Others" category.
"And his opponent...from the Royal Palace of the planet Salusia...she stands six foot six and weighs in at 220 lbs....the defending EAW Cruiserweight Champion...Lady Jasmine!!"
Ayane: Or you TRYING to be a pervert?
Dogg: Naw, just comes naturally...hey, at least I haven't hit on you, yet. Maybe in a year or so, though...
Ayane: Gee...I can hardly wait...
Jasmine rushes down to the ring with the title over her shoulder. She hands it over before climbing inside....
Ninja X begins by going at Jasmine full tilt, kicking her about the upper and lower torso before ending with a back kick. Jasmine back up and catches the charging X with a clothesline, and recovers to nail a series of open palm strikes, then trips him up with a tail sweep. She hits a legdrop on him before he gets up. They lock up, and Ninja X blocked a suplex and reverses into a hiptoss. Jasmine gets up and is snapmared over, and X follows up with a rolling neck snap. X pins her leg back and gets..
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ONE!--no, kickout!
Jasmine gets up and catches a rushing X again for a side backbreaker. She then gets a
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but Ninja X kicks out. She's able to keep him down, though, and uses the Scissor Slam on him to keep an advantage. She then applies a Boston Crab, pulling back hard on the move though Ninja X attempts to fight out of it. He crawls backwards out from between her legs, and she attempts it again, but Ninja X uses both legs to throw her off him, then kippups to nail her with a high spinning heel kick!
Ninja X goes for a pinfall...
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Kickout!!
Jasmine throws off Ninja X, and gets up slowly. Ninja X hammers on her back, and pulls her up to lock on a sleeper--but Jasmine throws him forward off her. Ninja X gets back up...but Jasmine hoists him up high overhead...then tosses him up high and lets him crash down to the mat. A charging knee is on target, and Ninja X rolls out to the ring. Lady Jasmine grabs the top rope, and springs out, landing on both feet on the floor. Ninja X and Jasmine exchange punches, and Jasmine begins to take control, then scoop slams him down. She climbs on the apron, and dives off with an elbowdrop. Unable to get a pinfall, she attempts to roll him back in, but a back elbow by Ninja X prevents that. Ninja X hits a painful series of knees to the midsection, then he utilizes a snap suplex.
Ninja X then heads over to the stairs, gets a running start, and jumps onto, up on, and off the steel stairs with a cross body on Lady Jasmine!!
He rolls her back into the ring, then climbs onto the apron, slinging over with a body splash and landing on her square for...
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ONE!
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TWO!!--but NO!!
Jasmine kicks out, and pulls herself up to her feet. Ninja X gets up, and is the victim of a Cobra Strike by Jasmine. Jasmine pulls him up and sends him to the ropes...she hits the near one, and turns him inside-out with a clothesline, then--CHOPPING BLOCK!!
Jasmine goes for the pin...
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TWO!
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Ninja X hooks her head between his legs...rolls over and through--
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Ninja X quickly springs up, and Jasmine does with surprising speed...tie up...Ninja X ducks behind...German Suplex attempt--Jasmine grabs the ropes to block it...yanks herself and him up...go behind...goes for a reverse DDT--Ninja X slips free--slips behind--HE hits the reverse DDT...then goes from there into a Dragon Sleeper.
Jasmine fights to bridge her way up, but Ninja X then turns it into a version of the Nightmare on Helms Street!! He hooks the leg!!
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TWO!
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NO!! Jasmine kicks out of it!!
Ninja X goes for the high roundhouse as Jasmine gets up...but she trips him up with her tail! He gets back up quickly--grabs her tail--yanks her within range, then to the ropes--she grabs it--and Ninja X is disappointed as she ducks down. He rushes her though, and she attempts to clothesline him, but he ducks around, then hits the ropes--springs off with a Moonsault!!
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Ninja X pulls Lady Jasmine up...slugfest begins again...Jasmine takes over...sends him to the ropes--NO, reversal by Ninja X..she hits the ropes...he leapfrogs over...hits the far ropes...she hits the other ropes and puts on the brakes...ducks down...Ninja X for the cross--CATCHES him in her tail!! She stands up--INDISCRIMINATE JUSTICE!!! Pinning combination!!
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TWO!!
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*ding, ding*
Winner by Pinfall >>> Lady Jasmine; still EAW Cruiserweight Champion"Wish" cues up again...
Ayane: And a successful defense by the EAW Cruiserweight Champion!! Maybe Ninja X had his mind on other things...
Dogg: Yeah, maybe...and I'm looking at 'em.
Ayane: Not THOSE things--but he came close to dethroning Lady Jasmine...but she still reigns supreme among the cruiserweights. But up next!! --Tag Team action!! The Blue World Order defends against Kirk Angel and David Flair!! Don't miss it!!
**Commercial Break**
Ayane: Welcome back, everyone! The Tag Titles are going to be on the line momentarily....but during the break--we saw another appearance of those girls that attacked Jenna and BG on Mayhem.
Footage is shown of them jumping Lady Jasmine as she came through the curtains after going backstage.
Dogg: Red and blue are two of my favorite colors...although those two probably don't match downstairs.
Ayane: Huh?
Dogg: Uh...nevermind...I'll explain when you're older.
Ayane: Well, okay...but the Salusian proved to be more than a match for those two. ^_^
In the footage, Jasmine shoves the two off, and presses the blue-haired one overhead, dropping her through the table, and started to lock up with the red-haired one before officials intervened and separated them.
Dogg: Yeah...shame...because a catfight is one of the Dogg's favorite things.
Ayane: That I don't understand, but we're going to see a great match here!
"Eye of the Tiger" cues up...
"The following match up, scheduled for one fall, is for the EAW Tag Team Titles. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 397 lbs, the team of David Flair and Kirk Angel!!"
Sin and Shade come out first, as David and Kirk follow them out, letting out stereo "WHOOOOOO"'s as fireworks explode from the stage.
Ayane: This is...an interesting pairing.
Dogg: No kidding...Kirk's an asshole, but he's a clean cut one. David...I think someone sold him some BAD sh*t.
Ayane: Hey! Watch the language!
Dogg: I'm just wondering what f***ed him up, yo!
Ayane: *sigh*
Kirk does a pre-match celebration in the ring, while Sin and Shade give David a playful slap on the ass.
Dogg: Yeesh..I just don't get it--WHAT entitles David to be hittin' that?
Ayane: *sigh*
*skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*POW!!*
The infamous Dudley Boyz (WWF) theme cues up, as Stevie's troupe of bunny babes (and Jasmin) come out...then just behind them...
Dogg: What the hell?! Is this another invasion?
Ayane: I don't k--LOOK!!
Stevie and the Meanie come out...only...with Stevie dressed up in D-Von Dudley duds and the Meanie dressed like Buh Buh Ray!
"And their opponents..at a combined weight of 472 lbs...the defending EAW Tag Team Champions--excuse me, I've been handed an update--Blu Blu Ray....Ste-Von...the STUDLEY BOYZ!!"
Ayane: *laughs* Well, it seems as if there is a last minute substitution on the part of the champs.
Dogg: It seems that D-Von has gone the Michael Jackson route...and Buh Buh's been using Slimfast.
Ayane: Well, the crowd VERY pro-bWo here tonight...so quite a crowd support advantage for the challengers to overcome--let's see if they can do it!
The two faux-Dudley's hit the ring, and the bell rings as the two teams lock up...
Ayane: Ste-Von and Kirk locking up now...David and Blu Blu at it as well...and SIN AND SHADE getting in on it!!
Dogg: With bunny girls 23 and 42!! It must be the beagle in me, but I'd love to trail either one of those. ^_^
Ayane: Well, it seems Blu Blu and David will start off...and David fired to the corner. The Meanie with lefts and rights...hard shots to the chest...and sends him to the far ropes now---BACK ELBOW!! Tag made to Ste-Von...double team suplex here--and hits it!! Some dancing by the champs--and a double team elbowdrop!! And they're all about entertaining the crowd!
Dogg: Forget about the crowd...lets see more of the bunny girls!!
Ayane: A one track mind...Ste-Von taking control on David...and a jawbreaker now!! David looking to be in trouble...and crawling for the corner....Ste-Von seems to be letting him--tag made to Kirk!!
Dogg: Now HERE'S where it gets interesting. The Olympic gold medalist in...going to work on Ste-Von...Ste-Von outbrawling him...but a collar and elbow...Kirk ducks behind...back elbow--misses...SIDE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX by Kirk!! Ste-Von back up...Kirk ducking down--FIREMAN'S CARRY TAKEOVER!! Ste-Von getting up...Kirk going for a backdrop...no, blocked...Ste-Von ducks behind...armbar now...armdrag takeover...and he pulls Kirk up again..Japanese arm drag...and a hammerlock--SLAM!!
Ayane: Shades of Arn Anderson on that...hook of the leg...
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Kickout!!
Dogg: Kirk's probably going to be the one mainly wrestling this...because--let's face it, David sucks.
Ayane: Well, good test of both their ablilities...Ste-Von going for a piledriver--no, back body drop by Kirk!! Ste-Von up..Kirk goes for a neckbreaker--NO! Reversal coming up...BACKBREAKER by Ste-Von!! Stomping away on him now...and pulls him up...cinches him up for a suplex---DROPS HIM DOWN HARD!! And Ste-Von tags to Blu Blu.
Dogg: Well, glad that the Meanie's slimmed down since he last went by that name...if not, he'd look like one of those kids in Willy Wonka's factory after popping a gobstopper in that shirt...
Ayane: Kirk sent to the ropes--DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE by the bWo!! Ste-Von now--reverse powerbombs Blu Blu on top of Kirk!!
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TWO!--Kickout!!
Dogg: Not too much teamwork out of Kirk and David...then again, David seems entranced by that crowbar...polishing it...I wonder if that means he spends lots of time polishing in his spare time....
Ayane: Meanie sends Kirk to the corner...charges in...BIG SPLASH!! And Kirk is in trouble here...Meanie looking to follow--LOW BLOW by Kirk!! Sneaky move there, and the ref missed it..and Kirk hits the ropes--CLOTHESLINE on Blu...and Blu back up...from behind--GERMAN SUPLEX--RELEASE!! Kirk with a VERY powerful suplex there...and tags in David.
Dogg: Well, there goes his "Intelligence" I.
Ayane: David at least having the sense to put down his weapon...but Kirk has done a lot of damage, so this may not be the worst idea for him...grabs the knee...slams it HARD into the mat!! Rolls him over now...knee into the midsection...and drags him near the ropes. Holds the legs over the ropes...jumps down with all his weight onto the knee! And David sits on the second rope...second rope elbow to the sternum now!!
Dogg: Whoa...that's a Bret Hart move there...maybe been learning a few tricks from him, too.
Ayane: David pulling up Meanie--MEANIE with shots to the midsection now!! Breaks away from David!! Sends him to the ropes now...pancakes him down!! Meanie pulls him up by the arm...rams his shoulder to his chest...to the corner--BLUE BLASTER!! And David's arm took a lot of damage there...rolls out to the corner....Meanie following closely behind...mercilessly attacking David now!!--but knee to the midsection by David!! Suplexes Meanie over--ONTO THE CONCRETE!! Meanie favoring his back as he gets up...David from behind--CROTCHES Meanie on the steel guardrail!!
Dogg: That's a definite Flair move...Meanie splats onto the mat.
Ayane: David tosses Meanie back into the ring near his corner...Kirk holding Meanie now...David with a clothes--MEANIE DUCKS!! DAVID HITS KIRK!!
Dogg: Now...I'll be damned...that's MY MOVE!!
Ayane: Meanie with punches straight out of the Road Dogg's playbook...BIG RIGHT!! And cover on David!
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TWO--Kirk makes the save...
Dogg: Now Meanie..tags to 'Ste-Von!' 2 on 2 brawl here now...
Ayane: Ste-Von takes David...and Blu Blu and Kirk now brawling--Kirk throws Blu over the rope...and that fight will continue to the outside...David sent to the corner...Ste-Von taking control here...sets up David in the corner....and now...a SUPERPLEX!!!--Kirk whips Meanie to the steel stairs!!--David covered now...but Kirk pulls out Ste-Von...the two brawling...and--Blu Blu attacking Kirk from behind!! Both of them slams his head to the apron...throws him in now.
Dogg: Good teamwork by the Blues Brothers...and tag to Meanie by Ste-Von!!
Ayane: Kirk dazed..drops out to the floor...Ste-Von now waiting for David to get up...David up..dazed--STEVIEKICK!!! He goes for the cover...
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TWO!!
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KIRK WITH THE CROWBAR TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! The referee stopped before he could count the three!! How DARE he do that!
Dogg: Well, even if he'd make the save on David, David would still need to get to the other side of the ring to make the tag...
Ayane: Well, I KNOW the perils of being a referee, and Meanie now being backed against the ropes--standing clothesli--NO! The Meanie reverses into an inverted atomic drop!!! Setting up Kirk now...Ste-VON UP TOP!!
Dogg: WHAAAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
Ayane: Diving headbutt to the groin of Kirk...and David Flair rolling out of the ring...and in bad shape...but his partner being double teamed.
The bWo get up, and "Blu Blu" shoves Ste-Von.
"STEEEEEEEE-VON??!!!" he says, causing the crowd to go insane.
"GET THE TABLE!!!!" he yells. "Ste-Von" obliges, going outside and pulling out a table, shoving it inside the ring, then setting it up as "Blu Blu" pulls up the groggy Kirk.
Dogg: Oh man...I've seen this over 1,205 times...and it never has a happy ending.
The crowd chants "3D!! 3D!! 3D!!!" as Meanie sends Kirk to the ropes, then as he returns Stevie boosts him up--
Ayane: STUDLEY DEATH DROP!!! And...the referee starting to stir...
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TWO!!!!
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DAVID PULLS OUT THE REFEREE!!!
The crowd boos the younger Flair...
Ayane: David and the referee conferring in...he SIGNALS FOR THE BELL?!? What?!
*ding, ding*
"Eye of the Tiger" begins to play...
Ayane: I...don't understand?!
Dogg: Look in the ring...the "Studleys" broke the rules--and that broken table is exhibit A!
Ayane: Well, usually you'd be ALL FOR something like that...plus it actually happened when the ref wasn't looking.
Dogg: He also missed that "WAZZUP" drop, but that wasn't exactly kosher either...well, no title change...
"The winners of this match up...by disqualification...Kirk Angel and David Flair!! But...STILL EAW Tag Team Champions--the Blue World Order!"Ayane: Well, at least half of it is good news...well, up next, my bestest friend Oseiko goes toe-to-toe with....Hunter Hearst Helmsley...
Dogg: Whaddya know? One of my "bestest" friends, too!! I guess we know which of us is rooting for who...
Ayane: Well, don't change that channel! Just watch as our advertisers hock their products!! See ya in a few minutes!!
**Commercial Break**
[Ready in 5... 4... 3...]
Ayane: And now... a rather odd match, if I do say so myself... Black Widow, who's just come off of a rather... unusual series of events, takes on The Decadent himself... she may have beaten the Big Show, but I'm not sure that Triple H'll be any less of a challenge.
Dogg: Trips ain't no joke, Ayane, and I can readily vouch for that! When he decides to kick it HIS style, your ass better have life insurance!
Ayane: And I think it's time for things to kick into high gear!
"Primal Concrete Sledge" pumps through the soundsystem, and Triple H makes his way to the ring with Ric Flair, looking as determined as he normally would in matches like this...
Dogg: The man! The myth! The legend! Hunter... Hearst... Helmsley! And we're still like this, Ayane! Like this!
Road Dogg does the 'we're like THIS" twined finger bit. Ayane just rolls her eyes.
Ayane: Uh-huh... yeah, sure... I bet you are.
Dogg: Don't question my connections!
"Sledge" abruptly cuts off, and "Strobe's Nanafushi" replaces it. The crowd's mood instantly changes as Oseiko makes her way to the ring, rope-flips in and looks up at Hunter... then wags a finger in his face and goes to her corner.
Ayane: Oh, I think someone's ready for a match!
Dogg: I just hope the pretty little thing isn't gonna bite off more than she can chew...
Ayane: ... and there's the bell!
Ayane: Oseiko striking a pose... and they tie u--Osieko slips the tie-up and slides BETWEEN Hunter's legs! Legs up-- Oseiko cradles Triple H right from the start!
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.... but he powers out just as quick! A nifty trick, but all that'll do is make Hunter angry!
Dogg: Don't make Trips angry. You won't like him when he's angry!
Ayane: They're both up... tie-up... Hunter with control, cinching in an armbar... and Hunter kicks Oseiko's legs out from under her! She's down... Hunter drops a knee directly on her thigh! Goes for a second, but Oseiko gets away... and throws out a beautiful kick THAT HUNTER CATCHES! Kneelift to the other thigh! And Hunter pushes Oseiko away!
Dogg: He's tryin' to take out her attack base from her! No legs, no Oseiko! I'm telling you, he's a Cerebral Assassin!
Ayane: Oseiko looks like she's feeling it already... but she moves in anyway... ducks a punch from Hunter... another... ducks a third and WHALLOPS Helmsley with a standing enzuigiri! And Oseiko follows up with a cross armbar... cinching it in tight... Hunter fighting to escape the hold... and rolls over and pins Oseiko!
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Oseiko escapes... but she simply didn't have enough strength to keep him down while applying the armbreaker...
Dogg: I'm tellin' you... those kneeshots have GOT to be throbbing right now!
Ayane: Both up... Oseiko going for a sliding scissor lock to Helmsley's legs... and he just DROPS both knees on her legs as she goes for the move! And now... Hunter locks in the Figure 4! Oseiko's grimacing, but she refuses to scream... or tap!
Dogg: Well, if she wants t'suffer, that's her, I guess.
Ayane: Triple H working the hold... and grabs onto the nearby second rope for leverage! A blatant cheating tactic, but he doesn't care! The ref ordering him to break the hold... and he finally does... but Oseiko looks like she's in a world of hurt already... Trip picks her up... ATOMIC KNEEBREAKER connects! And... ANOTHER ONE! Hunter just lets her drop to the mat and watches her writhe in pain... the expression on his face...
Dogg: He's enjoying this. DUH.
Ayane: ... Hunter reaching down to grab Ose--DOUBLE KICK to the chest puts HIM flat on his back! And Oseiko rolls onto him... grabs a handful of hair and starts DRILLING Hunter with forearm shots... it's rare to see Oseiko use more upper-body teckniques, but right now she needs to let her legs rest u--Hunter rolls Oseiko over! And now HE starts administering shots to Oseiko's face!
Dogg: Ow... ow... oww... I hope Mikey doesn't mind sleeping with her while she's wearing that mask, 'cause she's not gonna be much of a looker after this match!
Ayane: ... Oseiko's dazed from the assault... Triple H up and has a hold of her feet--
Dogg: No, I don't think it's tickle time, kiddies...
Ayane: -- and drops an elbow down on Oseiko's knee! Follows with a single-leg lock! Triple H driving his elbow into her thigh as he maintains the submission hold... but Oseiko kicks him off and scrambles away into the corner... Triple H rushes Oseik--KNEELIFT RIGHT IN THE CHEST slams Oseiko into the cornerpost! Helmsely backing up... rushing Oseiko aga--OSEIKO HOPS OVER TRIPLE H... spinning into a sunset fli--NO! Kumo no Amimono! WHERE did that come from?! She's trying to hold Triple H... but he's struggling for the ropes... and they're close!
Dogg: Lookit her legs shaking! She's not gonna hold up!
Ayane: Oseiko stumbles and Triple H clings to the ropes desperately... Oseiko breaks the hold and steps back gingerly... Hunter up... rushing Oseiko AGA--belly-to-back throw sends the Decadent flying! And Oseiko kippups--and cries out as she clutches at her right thigh! But she better turn around... here comes Hunter...
Dogg: I'm sayin' it's time for Oseiko to check out Hunter's Pedigree!
Ayane: I hate to agree bu--holy..! HENTAIPLEX on Oseiko! A big one, too! And he had more than a friendly grip on Oseiko's chest!
Dogg: Just had to cop a feel... hell, they're small milk cartons, but milk's always good, baby!
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TW--kickout! And Oseiko *glaring* at Hunter as she clutches her chest! But she needs to be less concerned about getting groped and more about gettin' the stuffing beat outta her!
Ayane: Hunter doesn't care, either way... kneelift to Oseiko's face before she can get up! Hunter's taken control of this match... CHINCRUSHER sends Oseiko reeling back... and Hunter pursues--RIGHT INTO A KUMO NO SASU! Oseiko half-leaps atop Hunter and hooks the leg!
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Hunter fights his way out... but he looks like he got his bell rung! Oseiko may be in pain, but she can still belt out the kicks!
Dogg: As you can plainly see... she's kicking him in the side right now... and a front dropkick to the face! Oseiko pressing the attack... with a figure 4 of her own! But I'm not sure if it's hurting her or Triple H more! Look at her face!
Ayane: You're not kidding... the ref's watching BOTH of them for a tap-out... and Oseiko breaks the hold before she does force herself to give up... and Hunter POUNCES on Oseiko... Calem Clutc--. . .
Dogg: Whoa! I've never seen someone put their hands THERE for a Camel Clutch before! Man, Hunter must be really trying to get her out of her game...
Ayane: Oseiko's kicking like a maniac... mostly out of anger! And Hunter... lets go? He's smiling at Oseiko, then decides to give the ref an earful... NO! Flair yanks Oseiko-- My GOD, that looked like it HURT!
Dogg: If she were a guy, she'd be in AGONY... crotched on the turnbuckle! OW!
Ayane: Still, it's terribly painful... and Flair with a few chops to the thighs before Hunter comes back and drags Oseiko towards the center of the ring... double-underhook! It's Pedigree time! Hunter lifting.... no go! Oseiko struggles... again... nothing! A third time... she's u--KUMORANA! And Oseiko holds for the pin!
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...kickout! Oseiko putting some distance between herself and Hunter, but Hunter closes the gap! ANOTHER kneeshot to the thigh puts Oseiko on one knee! He lifts her to her feet... and HITS a vicious european uppercut to her hamstring! Oseiko's down... and Hunter SMASHES her knee into the mat! Again! AGAIN! And now he finally drags her up... going for ANOTHER Pedigree! Lifting--nothing doing! Once more, and she's--REVERSED INTO A KUM--REVERSED AGAIN! Hunter THROWS Oseiko out of the ring and right into the barricade before she can hit another Kumorana!
Dogg: Hunter's dissecting the ninja, but she's getting in some *HARD* pops when it counts! If her legs hold out, she might win this one... MIGHT.
Ayane: Oseiko rolling in agony, but finally starting to get up... but it looks like her right foot's caught on something under the ring apron... she's trying to yank free... using her hands now... and NOW she's free! Oseiko up and on the apron--Hunter rushes--Oseiko ducks Triple H's elbow... flipping over The Decaden--BIG reverse mat slam, driving Hunter's head RIGHT into the canvas! Oseiko's rolling to her feet... and she grimaces in agony... her legs have to be covered in bruises right now!
Dogg: Only a matter of time b'fore Hunter takes her out, Ayane.
Ayane: And you can see it in Hunter's face! He's circling Widow like a vulture... looking for an opening... the two tie up... Hunter forcing Oseiko into the corner... going for an elbowsho--DUCKED! And Oseiko wraps around Hunter... TARANTULA! Oseiko's got Hunter stretched, but good! The ref warning Oseiko to break the hold... and FLAIR does it for her, hammering her in the back with a chair while the ref's looking away... but she's standing, and Hunter's wavering... desperation clothesline from Helmsley is DUCKED--Kumo No Sasu! And a HUGE ONE at that! Hunter clutching at his face in agony as he hits the ground... and Oseiko has his legs! KUMO NO AMIMONO! This one's over!
Dogg: ... waitasecond...
Ayane: My god... Hunter's bleeding badly after that last kick! And the ref's looking down... and calling for the bell?!
Dogg: Hehheh... I didn't know she had it in her!
Ayane: Here comes a second ref... Oseiko looks BAFFLED, and Hunter just looks to be in pain... here come a few EMTs as well, along with Flair and Hera... and the ref's looking at Oseiko's tabi boots... and he's pulled something from it!
Dogg: ... the something being a razor painted the same color as her boots!
Ayane: ... I don't believe it! I just can't! Oseiko's a sweet girl... but she's just been disqualified for using that razor on Triple H!
Winner, by disquliafication: "The Decadent" Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Dogg: I'm telling you, man... she's either schizo, or she's gone full innocent heel on us!
Ayane: Oseiko... the poor girl looks totally stunned, and she's trying to prove that she didn't do it... but the refs aren't buying it... and Hunter's being attended to... from the looks of things, there's a VERY nasty cut from above his right eyebrow to the side of his nose... just BARELY missing the eye... I... I just don't GET IT... why?
Dogg: Two words. Heel. Turn.
Ayane: ...
[---Commercial Break---]
A "Moments Ago" eyecatch shows up, and the replay of the illegal Kumo no Sasu, as well as Hunter bleeding through his fingers like a stuck pig. Soon, it goes to Hunter being attended to in a private room by a bunch of EMTs as they butterfly-bandage the cut. Hunter growls angrily, while Hera and Flair pace about in the background. Soon, Hunter just stands, belts the closes EMT and points to the door.
Hunter: Out. All of you.
The EMTs skedaddle, leaving Hera and Flair. Hunter looks at them as well.
Hunter: I am extremely pissed right now... that applied to you two as well. There's a sledgehammer a few feet away, and I don't want to slip and hurt either of you when I trash this room. Get. OUT.
Flair wisely snags Hera by the wrist and pulls her out, leaving Hunter alone. He paces for a bit... then walks towards the side of the couch, looking for... and not finding his sledgehammer. It instead finds HIM, as he's hit square in the back of the knee with it, dropping into the floor. The one wielding the sledgehammer... is Black Widow, in full attire and standing a bit gingerly on her right leg.
Widow: Awwww... did I hurt poor Hunter-kun? Lemme kiss the owie and make it feel better...
Widow holds the wooden handle of the sledgehammer right into Hunter's windpipe, straddles him... and pulls up her mask enough to give him THE deepest kiss you can show on prime-time TV. As soon as she finishes, she chops him HARD in the side of the neck and rolls off and away... leaving Hunter out cold on the floor... just as the EMTs, Hera and Flair pile back in and more chaos ensues...
[---Commercial Break---]
Back from break...
Ayane: ....
Dogg: Speechless, eh?
Ayane: This is just...too...weird. I mean, I know I don't believe that was really them...but WHO could be doing this?
Dogg: Well, it isn't just Oseiko she means...well...roll the footage!!
Backstage, in her dressing room, we see Blink AGAIN being attacked with a lead pipe as "During the Break" is pasted just above the footage.
Dogg: It seems someone was making their regular rounds again...
Ayane: Well, this assailant once again attacking Blink...I don't know why, especially with this situation with Ryokami...but then this...
The assailant stands over Blink, taunting her, then he pulls up his mask partially...and Blink grows pale.
Dogg: So...whoizzit?!
Ayane: Well, I haven't talked to Blink...and she's recieving medical attention again...but I wonder just how long she can hold out as champion with this happening so often...
Dogg: Well, if at first you don't succeed...
Scene switch to the dark couple of the EAW themselves, Ryokami and Mystyc. The two are walking to the ring... when suddenly Ryokami stops.
"... Ryo-sama?" Mystyc asks, confused. "What's wrong?"
"... Something is not right..." Ryokami says softly. He then turns around, facing Mystyc. "Return to the dressing room. Now."
Mystyc blinks. "... But... why?"
"Don't question me, woman..." Ryokami retorts. "You have not only your life to consider... but another..." he places a hand on Mystyc's belly. "... Now go."
Mystyc sighs softly... then nods, walking away. She stops though... and turns back around.
"... I love you..." she calls out.
Ryokami merely nods, then walks towards the ring, pulling off his leather vest, revealing his back with spinal and shoulder blade-like protrusions.
"... I love you too..." he whispers back, though Mystyc is too far away to hear.
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Ayane: We're back ladies and gentlemen! We have our lumberjacks all in position! The Clan Justice Horus Contingent... Effigy, Technique, Miracle, Totem, Variable, and the Wicked! Nova's there too! So is Mashteh, Blink's boyfriend and Eighteen, Blink's girlfriend! Rik Felstrom's there! On the other side is Team Twisted! Crysta, Sweetooth, Grimm and Axel! ... Wow. Blink's 10 to Ryokami's 4. Ryokami's odds are very slim... =/
RD: The man's got a lot riding on this one... fans all over... half are sympathetic to Ryokami but the majority are still Blink fans!
"Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes" cues up as Ryokami arrives at the stage. Indeed there are fans actually cheering the Anti-Savior!
RD: Man... this is damn surreal! There're fans actually cheering this guy!
Ayane: He's got a reason to fight here tonight! But I doubt if they'd be cheering if Ryokami kills Blink tonight!
Announcer Howard Finkle: This lumberjack match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EAW World Title! Coming down the ring, the challenger! From the Depths of Depravity, weighing in at 230 pounds... Ryokami!!
Ryokami pauses, looking to the Clan Justice, Rik, Nova, and Mashteh... his eyes scanning them all... there is some friction there, though they allow him to pass. Ryokami smirks, running in and sliding under the bottom rope, getting to his feet and standing to the top turnbuckle and looking to the stage... and "Rise" cues up.
Ayane: WOW!!! LISTEN TO THE REACTION!!! THE FANS LOVE BLINK!!
RD: It goes to show ya that you can be black or white, yellow or brown or even purple! If you gain the respect of the fans being what you are don't matter as long as they love ya!
Finkle: His opponent, from Miami, Florida! Weighing in at 110 pounds... she is the EAW World Champion... BLINK!!
The EAW Champion heads to the ring, carrying the EAW title over her shoulder and looking to the fans... she looks a little woozy, but she still looks ready to fight.
Ayane: Blink was attacked backstage by the same masked man who may or may not be Michael Connelly... but she still looks pretty focused here tonight!
RD: Man, I'm tellin' ya, you can't keep this girl down! Ain't seen so much fight in anyone since... well, since my former DX runnin' buddy Triple H!
Blink rolls into the ring... looking to Ryokami with a mix of determination and sympathy as she hands referee Earl Hebner the title.
Ayane: Here we go, minna-san... I give everything to Blink here... but a part of me actually hopes Ryokami will win this match tonight, if only for Mystyc and their unborn child!
Hebner calls the bell... and the match begins.
Ayane: Ryokami and Blink are encircling each other... TIE-UP! NO, BLINK SIDE-STEP! TWO-HANDED FACECRUSHER!! Ryokami springs back up and EATS A TAE KWON-DO KICK TO THE HEAD!! ANOTHER ONE!!! AND ANOT--NO! RYOKAMI BLOCKS!! HE FLIPS BLINK UP IN THE AIR! BLINK LANDS ON HER FEET AND EATS AN UPPERCUT PALM STRIKE THAT SENDS HER DOWN!!! LEG DROP! NO, BLINK ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! And... TAE KWON-DO BACK KICK!!! RYOKAMI'S STAGGERED! STANDING DROPKICK!!! ARM DRAG!! And... HURRICARANA!!! RYOKAMI'S DOWN!! Cover! One! NO, just a one count!! Ryokami-- THRUST TO THE THROAT!! Blink's staggered!! Ryokami's up! Boxing Straight Punch!! And... THERE'S THE BEATDOWN!!!! COVER!! ONE! T-NO, just a one count!!
RD: I got the feelin' we'll be seeing everything from these guys!
Ayane: You may be right... WHOA! RYOKAMI WITH THE AGONIZER!!! How long has it been since we've seen this move utilized by him?! Hebner's checking to see if Blink wants to give up... she's not relenting, though... she... she got to the ropes!! Ryokami breaks the hold... STOMP TO THE GUT OF BLINK!! Pull up... IRISH WHIP! And... CLOTHESLINE-- DUCKED!! Blink Kung-Fu Back Rolls over Ryokami!! DRAGON SLEEPER BY BLINK! NO! RYOKAMI COUNTERS! AND WHAT A COUNTER!! CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!!! FOR THE PIN! ONE! TWO! NO! Blink kicks out! Blink rolls to her feet, holding her head and RYOKAMI-- AUGH!! SPINNING HEEL KICK SENDS BLINK OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE WAITING CLUTCHES OF TEAM TWISTED!! Wait!! Crysta acts quick and throws Blink back into the ring, saving her from her fellow Team Twisted members!
RD: Kudos to that gal... don't like the company she keeps but at least she's a good egg.
Ayane: But she sent her back to Ryokami's grasp! Ryokami picks Blink up and... DROPPING SUPLEX!! Ryokami jumps up to the top rope... MOONSAULT!!! NO! BLINK GETS OUT OF THE WAY!! Oh, but Ryokami reverse kippups to his feet!! MARTIAL ARTS KICK TO THE HEAD OF BLINK!!!! COVER! ONE! TWO! NO! Blink still kicks out!! Ryokami looks angry... now he's yelling at her as he picks her up by her hair!!
Ryokami: YOU BITCH!! LOSE, DAMN YOU!!! LOSE!!!
Ayane: BLINK ACTS!!! LEG TRIP BY THE EAW CHAMP!! AND... LEG DROP TO RYOKAMI'S GROIN!! FORWARD FLIP! And... HEAD SCISSOR ROLL OVER!!! Ryokami rolls back to his feet, Blink charges-- WHOA!!! FLAPJACK BY RYOKAMI!!! And... WHAT?! BLINK MANAGES TO HIT THE DRAGONRANA ON THE WAY DOWN!!!!! ONE! TWO! NO!! RYOKAMI POWERS OUT!!! Blink runs at Ryokami... SPINNING HEEL KICK OF HER OWN SENDS RYOKAMI OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE CLAN JUSTICE! They aren't attacking him, though!
RD: Why not?! That's what you're supposed to do!
Ayane: It looks like Mashteh is talking to him... I don't know what he'd be saying, but you can tell he's doing his best to keep from hitting Blink here! Ryokami just shoves Mashteh away and runs into the ring! Blink with a kick! NO! RYOKAMI BLOCKS!! AND LEG WHIPS HER TO THE CORNER!! CHOKEHOLD ON BLINK!! NOW A FOOT TO HER THROAT!!!! AND POWER CLOTHESLINE SENDS BLINK OUT OF THE RING!!! Oh, and Team Twisted go to town on Blink like a pack of rabid wolves! Crysta's unable to stop them this time! AND THE CLAN JUSTICE COMES TO THE RESCUE!! TEAM TWISTED IS OVERWHELMED BY THIS GROUP!! Blink... man, Blink looks battered already! Ryokami pulls her back in... and... CLOTHESLINE ONTO THE ROPES!! Cover! One! Two! Th--NO!! BLINK WITH THE SHOULDER UP!! Ryokami snatches Blink up to her feet... WAIT!!! BLINK WITH THE SAMURAI DRIVER!! COVER! ONE! TWO! NO! RYOKAMI KICKS OUT!!! Blink waits for Ryokami to get up... GUILLOTINE STRIKES-- NO!!! COUNTERED!! VICIOUS POWERBOMB!!! Ryokami... no matter what you do to him, you can't keep him down!!
RD: He's our very own Freddy Krueger/Jason Voorhees, Ayane!
Ayane: Ryokami picks Blink up... it looks like... YES!! KATAMA JAMAI!! BLINK'S FADING FAST HERE! HEBNER'S CHECKING HER ARM...
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Ayane: BLINK'S FIGHTING OUT OF IT!!! SHE'S STRUGGLING!!! SHE'S UP!! AND-- AUGH!! DEAD SLEEP SENDS HER BACK DOWN!! Cover! One! Two! Thr--NO!!! BLINK GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! Ryokami steps back... he's up on the top rope... what is he... LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!! DECAPITATOR DROPS BLINK BACK DOWN HARD!!! ONE! TWO! TH--NO!!!!! BLINK STILL GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!!! THE RESILANCY OF OUR EAW CHAMPION IS UNBELIEVABLE!!! Ryokami gets Blink back up... WHIP TO THE ROPES! SPINNING HEEL KICK-- DUCKED-- NECKBREAKER BY BLINK!!! But Ryokami just sat up! Ryokami gets up to his feet!! QUEEN ARM SCISSORS BY BLINK!!! But Ryokami jerks his arm free!! Blink sizes Ryokami up... SPINNING DRAGONRANA PIN-- AUGH!!!! NO!!!! RYOKAMI COUNTERED WITH A MODIFIED PILEDRIVER!!!! COVER!! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!!! BLINK STILL GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! Ryokami scowls... getting Blink up... BLINK SHOVES HIM BACK!!! MARTIAL ARTS KICK OF HER OWN SENDING RYOKAMI BACK OUT OF THE RING!!!! And Mash is back talking to Ryokami!! I think... I think Ryokami is listening this time, he's nodding... WAIT!! GRIMM ATTACKING MASHTEH FROM BEHIND! But MASH... wow!! MASHTEH EASILY BRINGS GRIMM DOWN AS RYOKAMI RUNS BACK INTO THE RING!! BLINK GRABS HIM... AND THERE'S THE SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG!!!! RYOKAMI SNAPS BACK UP!! CHARGES IN AND-- THERE IT IS!!! SWINGBREAKER!! SWINGBREAKER!! SWI-- NO!!! RYOKAMI GETS UP!!! RYOKAMI NO-SELLS THE SWINGBREAKER!!! BLINK'S TOO WEAK TO REACT!!! SPINWHIRL FACEBUSTER!!!!! Cover!! One! Two! Thre-- NO!!!!! BLINK GETS A SHOULDER UP!!
RD: Just barely!!! Ryokami can't believe it!!
Ayane: Ryokami gets Blink up... WAIT!! BLINK WITH THE D.D.T.!!! But-- NO! RYOKAMI POWERS OUT!! Ryokami's endurance is much stronger than Blink's!! Look at him! He's absorbed so much punishment but he hasn't broken a sweat! Blink looks as if she's about to collapse in the middle of the ring!! Blink runs at Ryokami!! SLIDE UNDER HIS LEGS!! MIRRORED SWINGBREAKER!!! COVER! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!?!!
RD: Crap!!! Ryokami absorbed both of Blink's best finishers!! And he's not beaten yet! He looks far from being beaten!!
Ayane: Blink gets Ryokami up... NO! RYOKAMI WAS PLAYING POSSUM!! D.O.A.!!! PICK UP FROM THE FRONT RUSSAN LEG SWEEP POSITION!! TENKA SAISHUU!!!!!! And... AUGH!!! KAJAKU TSUME RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! BLINK'S FADING FAST!!!! WHAT A PUNISHING THREE PRONGED ATTACK FROM RYOKAMI!!!
RD: Let's face it here! Ryokami's more hungry here!! He doesn't care about the title now! He wants to see Mystyc and his child live!!
Ayane: Blink won't give up though... Ryokami picks Blink up by the jaw, ow... OW!!! SLAMMED DOWN ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!! >.o!! Blink can't survive this much longer!! She-- WAIT!!! THAT'S MAIKU's theme!!
The crowd is left in stunned silence for a moment as MAIKU appears at the entry-way, his costume adorned in a similar motif as before, with the angel and devil wings on each side, and the different-toned makeup.
Ayane: He's walking to the ring area... both Team Twisted and Clan Justice looks like they're going to stop him from entering the ring, neither is sure of his role... WAIT, HE QUICKLY PUSHES HIS WAY THROUGH!! BLINK IS NEARLY BEATEN!! MAIKU'S STARING AT THEM BOTH... WHAT IS HE--
MAIKU: [yelling] ... Ryokami, you bastard!!!
Ayane: STIFF KICK TO RYOKAMI'S HEAD!!! HE BREAKS THE HOLD!!! MAIKU WITH KICK AFTER KICK TO RYOKAMI!!! TH FANS ARE LOVING THIS!!! RYOKAMI'S ABSORBING HIS ATTACKS, BUT MAIKU IS STILL KEEPING AT IT, GIVING BLINK SOME BREATHING ROOM!!
MAIKU: [yelling again] Bastard... BASTARD!!! Don't you dare kill her!
Ayane: Look at MAIKU go!!! He's not stopping!! And... VICIOUS SPINNING HEEL KICK SENDS RYOKAMI OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE CLAN JUSTICE!!! HE TURNS TO THE TEAM TWISTED SIDE, IN FRONT OF BLINK!! Look at him! He is breathing slightly hard now... the camera... get close to him, he's talking to Blink!
MAIKU: ... Blink. I can't exactly let you die... Because you're too good a person for me to murder. I'm too brave to just watch you die, either, and I am not sure if I could live with myself in either of those situations. So... I'm going to fight for you. After all... I can't let my rival-- the person I want to beat-- die. It's not right.
Ayane: RYOKAMI PUSHES THE CLAN JUSTICE BACK!!! SHOVING BLINK BACK! AUGH!!!!! KUROKAGE KNUCKLES!!!! RIGHT INTO MAIKU'S TEMPLE KNOCKS HIM OUT OF THE RING TO TEAM TWISTED!!! NOW THE CLAN JUSTICE MOVES IN TO SAVE MAIKU!! Ryokami turns towards the battered Blink... he... uh, oh...
RD: WHO THE HELL?!
Ayane: That's Spazz!! AS THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER!!!! HE CHARGES IN!!! KNOCKS BLINK ASIDE!! OH MY GOD!!! HE-- HE JUST RIPPED OFF RYOKAMI'S ARM!!!
RD: CRAP!!!
Ayane: CUT AWAY!! RYOKAMI'S FIGHTING BACK, HE-- NO!!! HIS LEG!! HE--
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Back to the action... both Ayane and Road Dogg are absolutely in shock as the camera focuses in on them.
Ayane: ... Minna... everyone... Spazz... this is... Spazz has killed Ryokami... it... it was horrific! He... ripped him apart... and then he left with the pieces...
RD: ... Damn... that... that's all I gotta say is... DAMN....
Cut to the ring... it's spattered with blood... Ryokami's blood... as Blink slowly gets up. The Clan Justice, Eighteen, Rik, Nova, Mash, and Team Twisted all in shock. Crysta, Mashteh, and Eighteen are the first to rush into the ring to check on Blink, helping her to her feet.
Ayane: And... we're almost out of time... this... this is a completely shocking ending to the broadcast... Ryokami... he... his intentions were good at least, he tried to... . . . shimatta...
RD: Mystyc...
Ayane: What's going to happen to Mystyc and her child now?!
Scene switch to Mystyc, who watched it all on closed-circuit television... her hands to her mouth.. eyes wide as tears start to well up... then fall freely down her face.
"... Ryo-sama..." she mews. "... no..." she then drops to her knees and lets out a long, ragged, anguished scream...