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Live from the America West Arena in Phoenix, AZ its EAW Sunday Night Showdown!!

Your hosts are Megan Eko and Lilith Aensland.

The obligatory pan across the arena is seen, with signs like "CALL SHIBA QUEEN!" "COME BACK EIGHTEEN!" "CODE RED HAS ARRIVED!!" and "IT'S THE BIG SLOW!" not to mention "SONNETTE WILL REIGN AGAIN!" in the audiance.

Megan: We're live here in the America West Arena! And this is EAW Showdown! Megan Eko with Lilith Aensland here and--

MEEOOWW!! =^..^=

"Cat House" suddenly cues up... and out walks Ariel Bridges, who looks pretty sad as she walks down to the ring.

Megan: And apparently we're going to be graced by the last time by Ariel Bridges... it's a shame she has to leave the EAW, but considering the circumstances, it's just too dangerous for a child here now!

Lilith: Yeah, I agree... she's just stopped half-way down the aisle... hey, you don't think...

KRAK-KOOOOOMM!!!

Suddenly replacing "Cat House" is American Head Charge's "A Violent Reaction" and out comes Kane, wearing a new outfit; a topless version of his current ring gear! He walks down to the ring, stopping to let Ariel hop up onto his shoulders, then he climbs up into the ring. Ariel hops down from Kane as he stands in the middle of the ring, raising his arms up... and dropping them down, fire exploding from the ringposts.

Lilith: WHOA!! New look and new music from Kane, same ol' Big Red Machine, though!!

Megan: He's there mainly as protection to make sure Ariel's safe though... but what a protector in Kane! Look at the size of him!

Lilith: Hope you don't mean his package, Megan. ^^; That puppy's all... . . . heeeeyyyyyyyyy, wait a minute...

Megan: What?

Lilith: ... Nah, must be imagining things. ^_^;

Kane hands Ariel a microphone... and the kitten-girl sighs deeply... before beginning to say her goodbyes.

"... I... um..." Ariel sighs softly. "... I came out here because my Mommy says it's not safe for me anymore..." she sighs deeply. "I... I understand what she's talking about and... well... I guess it's time for me to go... b-but don't worry! I'll come back soon!" Ariel smiles hopefully. "... I... just don't know when..." she sighs. "So... goodbye everyone... and thanks for--"

"Make them die... Slowly..."
ONLY ONE OF US WALKS AWAY!!"

Megan: WHAT THE--?!!

Lilith: Slipknot!! You know what that means!

Indeed, Sweet Tooth steps out onto the stage. He grins evilly and sadistically, and has a mic in his hand.

Ariel pauses... looking at SweeT Tooth as she hops to Kane, glomping his leg. "Heeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty..." Sweet Tooth mutters sadistically.

"W-what'd you want?!" Ariel asks, trying to keep her courage in check.

He leers at her, slowly coming down the ramp. "Not much... just thought I'd make friends... I love little kids... Want some candy?" He holds out a lollipop with a rather obvious razorblade in it.

Megan: That sick... he... someone get him out of here! He's not even a sanctioned EAW Superstar!

Lilith: I don't think he cares about any of that, Megan...

Ariel cowers a little, hugging Kane's leg closer as the Big Red Machine glares at Sweetooth. "G-GO AWAY!!" Ariel shouts. "LEAVE ME ALONE, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!"

"Little Ariel... come on," He grins wider showing crooked and nasty teeth. "How can you resist a clown... I'll do a little dance for you... I'm not a bad guy.... Calypso wants to meet you...."

"I don't wanna..." Ariel gets behind Kane, peeking from under his legs as she stares frightfully at Sweet Tooth.

Sweet Tooth climbs up on the apron. "Hey... Big Red... step aside, unless you wanna get hurt."

Kane adjust his glove as Ariel backs off... Kane then gestures Sweetooth to bring it on. Words are unnecessary.

Lilith: Careful, Kane... I don't like the cut of his jib, there...

Sweetooth steps over the top rope and steps up nose to nose with Kane. He's a big guy. Kane's eyes narrow... Ariel quickly slides under the bottom rope and climbs under the ring... and suddenly Kane hauls off and whacks Sweetooth in the face!

Megan: YES!! KANE PICKED HIS MOMENT, RIGHT WHEN ARIEL HID!! SWEETOOTH WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN TO KANE, BUT HE ABSORBS IT! KANE COMES BACK WITH A BOXING-STYLE PUNCHES... AND CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS SWEET TOOTH OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Lilith: Woot! ^_^

He curses and then sorta dives at the ring apron, reaching his hand under the ring for Ariel.

"EEEEEEE!!!!!"

Megan: NO!! Ariel's caught! She kicking and screaming and Sweet Tooth pulls her out from under the ring!! SOMEONE HAS GOT TO STOP HIM!!

"KAAAAANNEE!!! HELP MEEEE!!!"

Sweetooth laughs as he holds her upside down by the ankle. He then makes a dash for the entrance, dragging her along. Suddenly, "Burning Inside" cues up!!

Lilith: IT'S KAYE!! WOO-HOO!!

Megan: Kaye steps out!! She's back!! She's walking toward Sweet Tooth! He's startled, and runs the other way, only... Kane's right there!! I don't like Sweet Tooth's chances!

Sweet Tooth eeps and drops Ariel, Kane then grabs him by the throat! And looks to Kaye, nodding to her. Kaye grins and also grabs him by the throat.

Megan: OH MY GOD!! COULD THIS BE?!! IT IS!!! THE TWINS LIFT SWEET TOOTH EASILY-- DOUBLE CHOKESLAM, MY GOD!! SWEET TOOTH IS EMBEDDED IN THE RAMPWAY!! BUT THEY'VE LEFT A DEFINITE MESSAGE... NEVER MESS WITH ANOTHER FAMILY'S CHILD!!

"A Violent Reaction" cues up as Ariel leaps into Kaye's arms and hugs both her and Kane. Kaye hugs back tightly and she, Ariel, and Kane head to the back, leaving Sweetooth to writhe in pain.

Megan: What a way to start off Showdown!! Wow!!

Lilith: No kidding! Woot!!

Megan: We'll be right back, folks! We're gonna be starting off this show with the proverbial David Vs. Goliath match!

Lilith: More like David-chan Vs. Goliath. ^^;

Megan: Black Widow Vs. Big Show! That's up next!

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It's the young black man with the Lugz, walking down the street!

HARDCORE!
HARDCORE!
YOU GOTTA GET! YOUR! SELF! UP!
GET KNOCKED DOWN, GET YOURSELF UP!

GET KNOCKED DOWN, GET YOURSELF UP!

GET KNOCKED DOWN--

"WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

The man looks down... and there's Ariel, sitting on her bottom and crying heavily.

"TOO LOUD!!!" Ariel cries out. "IT HURTS MY EARS!! MOMMMIEEEEEEE!!! MMOOOOOOMMMMMMIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

The man blinks, and quickly takes the Lugz off and runs off before Ariel's mom shows up. Ariel sniffles, watches the man run off... then wipes her tears away and smiles.

"Sucker."

YOU GOTTA GET! YOUR! SELF! UP!
GET KNOCKED DOWN, GET YOURSELF UP!
GET KNOCKED DOWN, GET YOURSELF UP!
And the scene fades out to reveal Ariel in the Lugz! Hopping away happily as she makes the background shake from the backbeats!

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Back to the program...

WELL, IT'S THE BIG SHOW!!

"Big" cues up as the Big Show makes his way down to the ring with Donnie B. close behind, the fans booing as they head down to the ring.

Megan: And we're back, folks! And we may be witnesses to a virtual execution here tonight as the Big Show heads down the aisle.

Lilith: Oh, you of little faith! Oseiko's a ninja! She can beat the Big Show! Really, Megan. You should have more faith in your countrymen. ^^

Megan: ... I'm from West Virginia.

Lilith: ... Oh. Well, uhm. Okay. ^_^;;

As Big Show steps over the top rope with ease into the ring, we suddenly switch cameras to the backstage, with Black Widow and Michael Connelly heading towards the ring. Suddenly Ibuki shows up!

"Whoa! Michael, where're you going?"

Michael blinks. "... I'm... I'm going with my wife to ringside, Ibuki... is there a problem?"

"Un! You have to get ready for YOUR match, Michael-kun. Don't worry, I'll watch Oseiko-chan. After all, this IS part of her training."

"But... but..."

"... It's okay, Michael-sama..." Black Widow says with a sigh. "Ibuki-sensei knows what she's talking about... I'll be fine. Really."

Michael sighs... and pulls down Oseiko's mask to give her a kiss. "... For good luck."

Oseiko nods, smiling, then joins Ibuki as the two kunoichi head down to the ring. Michael, meanwhile, just sighs softly.

"... Be careful, Oseiko..."

he whispers.

Back to the ring, as "Strobe's Nanafushi (Satori Mix)" cues up in place of "Big" and out comes Black Widow and Ibuki!

Megan: Wow, a bit of a shock, seeing Ibuki send Michael back to the dressing room... but since this is a part of her training... I guess Oseiko doesn't need any distractions or something... though I guess you could think of Michael as a distraction...!

Lilith: Well, he IS a hunk. ^^;

Black Widow backflips into the ring... dropping down to a pouncing position as Show and Donnie talk strategy... just as the Show turns around--

Megan: WHOA!! SWIFT KICK COMBO TO THE SHOW!! ONE TO THE LEG, CHEST, AND HEAD! THE BIG MAN'S STAGGERED! Widow runs to the ropes and-- SHINZUKUMO NO SASU TO THE CHEST!! SHOW'S ON ONE KNEE!! WIDOW'S UP!! HURRICARANA-- NO!! SHOW WITH A POWERBOMB COUNTER!!! Oh, but Oseiko-- she's still on her upper back, bent backward! Show looks confused... WHOA!!! OSEIKO SUDDENLY SPRUNG UP!! MODIFIED MAT SLAM!!!! UNBELIVEABLE!!! Tim White's finally called for the bell! This match is officially underway!

Lilith: ... Huh? You mean the match's not started yet? o_O;

Megan: Black Widow stalking Show and the big man's just getting up... Widow... SWIFT KICKS TO THE HEAD AND CHEST! Widow's being unusually methodical here!

Lilith: Dude, yeah! She's goin' full-on ninja here! Wow!

Megan: Widow with a back kick-- NO, SHOW CAUGHT IT!! AUGH!! WICKED DRAGON LEG SCREW!! Show nearly yanked that leg out of the socket! And Widow's teacher... well, she hasn't moved from her chair. Don't trust the fact that Donnie B.'s at ring side, too...

Lilith: Show's in control! Something Oseiko didn't need!

Megan: Absolutely! Show gets Widow up... oh, looks like the Show Stopper-- NO!! WIDOW COUNTERS WITH A SUDDEN ARM WRENCH!! AND... COMBOED INTO A CAMEL CLUTCH!! WOW! She... she just stepped back and... I think that was a ninjitsu move!

Lilith: I think it is! ^_^ Oseiko's got a counter for the chokeslam, biyatch!

Megan: But Show's still so strong-- O_O! WHOA!!!! SHOW JUST STOOD UP WITH WIDOW ON HER BACK!! AUGH!!! SHOW FELL BACK ON TOP OF WIDOW!!! MY GOD!! POOR OSEIKO PROBABLY GOT A COUPLE OF BONES CRUSHED! SHOW WITH THE PIN! ONE! TWO! NO! WIDOW MANAGED TO KICK OUT!!

Lilith: So much about that whole "Show-won't-touch-me" promise, hm?

Megan: Show gets Widow up... SHOW STOPPER COMING UP-- NO!! ANOTHER COUNTER!! AND WIDOW TRIPS BIG SHOW!! Widow runs to the top rope as Show gets up... SHOOTING STAR PRESS-- THAT SHOW CAUGHT WIDOW!!! MY GOD!!! POWERSLAM!! PIN! ONE! TWO! TH-- NO!! WIDOW KICKS OUT!! Show's decimating Widow, just as we all feared! Show picks Widow up... and... THERE'S THE ALLIE OOP!!! OHH! TIM WHITE HAS GOT TO STOP THE MATCH!! WIDOW CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS!!! SHOW'S PICKED WIDOW UP AGAIN! MILITARY PRESS... GORILLA PRESS DROP-- O_O!!

Lilith: HOLY!!

Megan: WIDOW'S LANDED ON HER FEET!! AND-- KUMO NO SASU!!!! WIDOW LAND ON THE TOPPLED SHOW! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!

Lilith: Unbelievable!!

Megan: It was a short match but still... unbelievable!! BLACK WIDOW'S JUST DEFEATED THE BIG SHOW!!!

Winner: Black Widow

Donnie B is beside himself as Ibuki hops into the ring, helping the dazed Widow up. She hugs her, then carries her out of the ring as the Big Show slowly comes to.

Megan: Folks, we have to take a commercial break! We'll be right back!

**Commercial Break**

Results:

A hard-fought match between the two furry competitors. Many moves were countered and a lot of power moves implemented, but the tide turned when Colley-chan jumped off the top rope for a missile dropkick, but Jasmine suddenly countered to a brutal Indiscriminate Justice, getting the three count and the victory.

**Commercial Break**

"Gonna Fly Now" by Maynard Ferguson cues up as we come back from break, triggering boos from the capacity crowd.

Megan: Welcome everyone, we're back from break, and just a few minutes ago, we crowned a new Cruiserweight champ, when Lady Jasmine scored what must be deemed a major upset--no disrespect to her--by defeating Colley-chan for the EAW Cruiserweight Championship.

Lilith: Yeah...losing it in her first defense-ouch! Still, FETA must be happy that it's still around a furry's waist.

Megan: Well, now it's our newly EAW-ized Kirk Angel out here now, ready to take on Lance Storm, in one on one competition.

"Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, PA...standing 6'2" and weighing in at 220 lbs--Kirk Angel!!"

Lilith: Kirk Angel's more full of crap than a constipated Mark Henry...I'm rooting for Lance to whip his evah-luvin monkey ass!!

Megan: Again with the Rock impression?

Lilith: S' righ, my 5 1/2' slice of poontang pie.

Megan: Well, I'll take that as a yes...

"Oh, Canada" cues up, bringing out (now) beloved Canadian superstar, Lance Storm!

"And his opponent....from CALGARY..............ALBERTA, Canada! Standing 6'2" and weighing in tonight at 232 lbs....Lance Storm!"

Megan: Lance Storm has seemed to have won the love of the fans fairly recently...which I think you can trace back to his assault on Bane.

Lilith: No kidding...YEESH that was a hell of an attack.

Megan: Well, Lance is coming off a big win against Vance, and here to take on his associate.

Lilith: I don't think we'll see any offbeat shananighans here...unless it's Lance beating Kirk's head off the steel steps again and again and again and again...

*ding, ding*

Megan: Lance Storm runs at Kirk Angel and nails a clothesline. Kick gets back up and Lance follows with a Arm Drag, Kirk is up again and Lance hits a Belly to Belly Suplex!! Lance is pumped up in the ring. Lance picks up Kirk and whips him into the ropes, Leap Frog, Kirk stops and delivers a Diving Reverse DDT! Lance just bounced off the mat!!!

Kirk yells out "whoooooooo!"

Lil: An Owen Hart memorial "WHOOO!!"

Megan: Kirk now stands up Lance and tosses him into the corner, he runs to the ropes, bounces off and hits a BULLDOG!! COVER..

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Lil: That was close. To early for a win though.

Megan: Kirk now quickly moves Lance to his feet, he tosses him outside of the ring. Kirk immediatly goes outside and starts pummeling on Lance's head. He stands Lance up.. Suplex! NO! SUPLEX BY STORM!! Kirk rolls onto his back.. THE HELL!? LANCE JUST GRABBED KIRK FROM THE GROUND DELIVERING A RELEASE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON THE MAT!! WHAT THE HELL!!!?? Lance now rolls Kirk into the ring, Lance is going up high.. He is stalling waiting for Kirk.. Kirk is up, MISSILE DROPKICK!!!

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Lil: Shades of Jericho on that one...

Megan: Lance is complaing to the referee that it should've been a three, Kirk with a LOW BLOW! Kirk Angel is now gonna be in control. He grabs Lance's leg and twists it around into an Inverted Leg Crush! Don't go that low Kirk, damn you! He picks Lance up, KNEEBREAKER!! Kirk is really giving it to Lance's left knee. Kirk now picks Lance storm up.. He pushes him to the ropes, he whips him hard.. WHAT? HE JUST TRIPPED HIM INTO A STF!!! HE IS APPLYING FURTHER PRESSURE!!!

Lil: Is he gonna give up!!!??

Megan: HE REACHED THE ROPES!! Kirk is starting to push the ref around, Lance is trying to stand up on his good right knee, he is almost up.. He is. He taps Kirk on the shoulder, IMPLANT DDT!! Lance is still struggling after that explosive move. Lance runs against the ropes, LEG DROP!! Lance picks up Kirk and whips him into the corner, he sets him up the top turnbuckle. He is setting up for a Superplex.. Lance has him in position. NO!! Kirk pushes Lance, Lance is still hanging on and THEY BOTH HIT THE MAT...and HARD!! THE REF BEGINS TO COUNT!

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Lil: Kirk makes it up! Lance is still struggling on the side ropes.

Megan: Lance is waiting in the corner, Kirk runs at him screaming with anger, LANCE SHOT OUT WITH A SUPERKICK!!! LANCE FELL DOWN WITH HIM!!??

Lil: He kicked him with his left leg!! Kirk rolls out of the ring trying to regroup a little bit. Lance is still down, he might be injured here. Kirk slowly gets into the ring and picks Lance back up. Kirk applies a Sleeperhold. Lance is trying to stay with it, Kirk is down to one knee.

Megan: Kirk has him down. The fans are beginning to chant "EAW! EAW! EAW!" Lance Storm is starting to get back up, he is slowly standing, Kirk is in shock. Lance is on his feet, Elbow, Elbow, HE FLIPS KIRK OVER HIS HEAD FOR A SUPLEX!!! BOTH MEN ARE BACK DOWN!!

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FOUR! LANCE IS UP!!

Lil: Damn, this is a crazy-ass match. Lance could be hurt, and Kirk, well, he's probably suffering a severely bruised ego.

Megan: I have to agree with you there Lil. Lance is now up, he stands Kirk up and whips him into the ropes, LIKE A STORM, LANCE IS PUNCHING KIRK IN THE GUT! Lance does a wind up hit and smashes Kirk again in the gut pushing him backwards a little bit. Lance grabs Kirk, WHAT!? LOOKS LIKE HE COULD HIT THE SUDDEN IMPACT!! HE SETS HIM UP.. WHOA!! KIRK JUST WENT ONTO HIS NECK, PUMMELING LANCE'S HEAD, FALLS FORWARD ONTO THE GROUND!! HOW DID HE DO THAT!!!

Lil: As the little mushroom dude would say..."IT'S A VICIOUS SLOBBERKNOCKER BREAKING OUT HERE!! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!!"

Megan: Lance pulled up to his feet...Angle hammering away...cinches him hard--TOSSES him over with a SNAP SUPLEX...but WHAT IMPACT on that! Storm up favoring his back...Angle now going for--REVERSE!! Lance with the side armbar--INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! Borrowing a move from a fellow Albertan here! And the reason is likely to MAKE...ANGEL...TAP...OUT!!

Lilith: Please...don't...talk like...William...Shat....ner, Megan! It's....really...a...nnoying.

Megan: Oh...sorry, didn't mean to. ANGEL reaches the ropes....and luckily for him that he did...Lance looks to be going for the kill however...by Angel whips him to the corner--ref caught behind Storm--LOW BLOW by Angel!! And--OLYMPIC SLAM!! NO!! Not like this!

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THREE!! That cheap no good....grrr...Angel stealing another win!

Angel celebrates by jumping up and down, "WHOOO"ing again.

Megan: Angel with his disgusting winning celebration...

Lilith: Which I must say looks much better with Oseiko doing it.

Megan: STORM ATTACKING ANGEL FROM BEHIND!! Shots to the back now--RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX on Kirk Angel!! Storm not giving up here, though...and...DEEP IMPACT on Angel!!

Storm spits on the fallen (and unconscious) Angel...exiting the ring.

Megan: Well, he lost the match but I believe he won this battle, and Angel lying face down on the mat...

Lilith: Well, in that position, his bald spot doesn't show. ^_^

Megan: Oooh...major BURN...we'll be back momentary with our tag title match...don't miss it!

**Commercial Break**

The Blue World Order theme cues up as the arena is bathed in a soft blue light, and Stevie Richards and the Blue Meanie make their way out..

"The following match up is for the EAW Tag Team Championships! The challengers...making their way to the ring, accompanied by Jasmin St. Clair, at a combined weight of 472 pounds, 'Big Stevie Cool' and 'Da Blue Guy'--the Blue World Order!!

Megan: Well, it may be only two members, but it's two of the original bWo here in action, to challenge for the tag titles.

Megan: Only about 30 pounds less of Meanie here, tonight. He used to be a chunky one...cute, but chunky.

Megan: Well, he's leaner, meaner, more cut, chiseled and jacked here tonight.

Lilith: Yeah...and I'll bet *drools at Jasmin* he probably did a lot of squat thrusts.

Megan: Er...that's not a topic for discussion....howEVER, the tag team titles are...

"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm plays...

"And their opponents....at a combined weight of 461 lbs, the current EAW Tag Team Champions, and members of the Triple Ex Theatre--Tommy 'the Extreme One' Zen...'Excellence' Dave Star...the Experimentals!"

The Experimentals are booed heavily as they make their way to the ring...

Megan: The Experimentals have made an impact in a hurry, snagging the EAW Tag Team Titles, but how long can they hold on to them?

Lilith: Well, S&M says, if you ask them, no longer than when they face them. Although right now they have other matters to deal with...

Megan: Well, I doubt that means we've seen the last of S&M for any great while...anyhow, the match at hand here...Experimentals hit the ring...!

Richards and Zen begin the match for their respective teams, and Stevie lays in some hard kicks to the midsection, and scoops up Zen onto his shoulder. He goes to hit a stungun quickly, but Zen slips behind him, goes for a reverse powerbomb, and hits a stungun of his own. Zen pulls him over and flips him over for a pin, but Stevie kicks out quickly. Zen pulls up Richards, and goes for a suplex...Richards kicks out at one. Zen hits the ropes, and hits a spinning neckbreaker on Richards as he gets up again, and lets loose on him with stomps. He picks him up and goes for a DDT--but Richards blocks, sets up Zen in a suplex position, and drops Zen backwards and drops him onto the turnbuckle upside down. Richards quickly gets up, and lays in some stomps across the chest of Zen, runs backward, and runs at Zen with a baseball slide dropkick nailing Zen in the face HARD!

Stevie dives and tags the Meanie, who rushes in and nails Zen as he gets up on spagetti legs, then fires him to the ropes...Meanie drops down, Zen hops over him...hits the opposite ropes, and Meanie hits a powerslam on Zen!

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Meanie gets up, and pulls up Zen...short arm clothesline by Meanie--ducked, Zen goes for a backdrop--Meanie slips free...goes for a Russian Leg Sweep--blocked, Zen trips him up..goes for a pump handle--SUPLEXES him over!! He tags Dave Star!

Star runs over Meanie with a clothesline, then as Meanie gets up he hits a side kick to Meanie's chest, knocking him over the top rope. Richards comes in, although the referee tries to drive him back. He hammers on Star, before heading back out to the apron. The roughed-up Star heads to the outside, and as Meanie gets up, he headbutts Star into the midsection, but Star attacks Meanie across the back, then pulls him up, and hits a backbreaker on Meanie. Meanie is pulled up to his feet, and his back rammed into the apron. Star then hoists him up and rolls him into the ring.

Star hits a springboard legdrop across the throat of Meanie, and goes for a cover..

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Meanie fights his way up to his feet, and sends Star to the ropes....nails a hard knee into the midsection, then hits him with a pair of elbows, and makes a needed tag to Richards.

Richards, now the legal man, knocks Star down with a right hand. Zen runs to Richards, looking for a clothesline, but it's ducked, as Stevie then delivers a snap suplex.

Meanie now places Zen in a double underhook position as he then goes for a Meanie Bomb, but Stevie grabs the neck as then then hit a Meanie Bomb/Reverse Diamond Cutter combination on Zen. Stevie goes for the pin, but then...

"Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" cues up as Crash Holly walks down with a scale in hand as an "Elroy" chant starts. Using the distraction into their advantage, Star sneaks up and rolls up Stevie to be only 1/4 of a second away from the near-fall. Crash then walks over to ringside and grabs a chair to sit as he watches the match.

Stevie goes to the second rope, and goes for a flying heel kick as Star gets up--ducks down! Richards misses!! Star then catapults Richards to the corner, and as he staggers out of it, Zen and Star hit a modified double uranage, and Star hooks the leg!!

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Zen is forced back out onto the apron, and Star pulls up Richards, goes for the hanging suplex--Richards lands behind him--Star shoves him backward....tag made to Meanie!! The bWo clean house on Star, and then Zen. Richards nails a Stevie Driver on Star--Meanie hits a Bluesault---

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Winners by Pinfall >>> Stevie Richards and Blue Meanie--NEW EAW Tag Team Champions!!

Megan: Meanie and Richards!! Meanie and Richards!! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

Lilith: YAAAAAAAAY! *sniff* I can't tell you how good it is to see Richards...like that...instead of...well, as he was--A LOUSY FACIST DORK!! Ugh..sorry about that. ^^

Megan: Well, all is well...and Stevie and the Blue Meanie tag titles in yet another fed. The bWo back in full swing again?

Lilith: Well, if there's swinging to be done, hey, I'm open minded....

Megan: We'll be back after this break with our MAIN EVENT...don't miss it!

"There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai begins to play, as we just come back from break. Michael Connelly appears after his lengthy entrance sequence, appearing on the rampway to a large pop.

"...is for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship!! Introducing first, from Mars, PA, the challenger: standing 6'2" and weighing in at 235 lbs...he is the current EAW People's Champion--'Code Red' Michael Connelly!!"

Megan: Code Red here to challenge for the EAW's highest title..the World Heavyweight Title...and a huge opportunity here, but heavy stress has to be on him here.

Lilith: Well, champion or no, Oseiko'll love him just the same...but the way he handled Show...he BETTER NOT forget their anniversary or anything like that...

Megan: Heh...well, indeed both of them very tough...and Michael slapping hands on his way to the ring...

Lilith: Just wonder who the crowd is going to be behind...well, probably most of the men would like to be behind Blink, and most of the gals would like Mikey to be behind them. ^_^

Megan: ...well, both of them have other commitments, but they are both popular..

"There's a Fire..." fades out, and "Rise" by the Cult cues up...

"And his opponent...from Miami, Florida...she stands 5'5" and weighs 110 lbs...and is the current EAW World Champion...Blink!!"

Lilith: Let the BOOBIES...no, wrong song. Although...Blink's got breatuses that could nearly "top" Stephie Mac-Rack herself.

Megan: Well, Lilith's usual one-track mind strikes again...

Lilith: Oh, I'm WELL in control...I can hold out until after this match...but THEN...I gotta bang SOMEONE..

Megan: Well, per usual...Blink getting a response much like Michael himself, and undoubtedly we'll see a barnburner here tonight...

Megan: And a handshake to start this match off...Blink and Connelly stare across at each other ready to wrestle...Connelly diving in--Blink reverses...into a hammerlock--reverse by Connelly...Fireman's Carry takeover...into an armbar...pulls up Blink...backbreaker!! Pulls her up...going for a neckbreaker--Blink slips free--hammerlock slam!! Slides forward and for the pin...

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One--Kickout!

Lilith: Man...just going at it rough...whoever wins this is gonna earn it...

Megan: Indeed they will...Blink pulling up Connelly..side headlock...into a neckbreaker!! Connelly getting up to his feet! Blink--INTO THE QUEEN ARM SCISSORS!!...Connelly trying to fight it...getting up to his feet, and--DROPS his elbow into Blink! She releases the hold...Michael getting up to his feet now...Blink getting up...Michael pulls up Blink...Blink with the Jawbr--blocked by Michael...kick to the midsection...and a CRIMSON CRUNCH CLUTCH!! Bridge by Connelly!!

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One!

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Kickout!

Lilith: Mikey's got those breastuses rubbing all over his neck...lucky punk. ^^

Megan: Connelly up to his feet...Blink up...Inverted Atomic Drop...Connelly sends her to the corner...Blink grabs a hold of the ropes--back kick nails Connelly in the chin...up to the second rope...Connelly getting up--dives off--DIVING DEATH TWIST by Blink!!

Lilith: Just HOW does she do that?

Megan: Connelly fighting his way out of this submission hold...makes it to the ropes in time...Blink kippups now...armwrench by Blink...hook kick to the chin of Connelly...elbows by Blink...now...STANDING MOONSAULT!!

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ONE!

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TWO!

Shoulder up!!

Lilith: Careful what you touch there Mikey...you're hitched to Cute n' Sexy the Giant Killer.

Megan: Connelly pulls him up his feet...gutwrench coming u--no, BACKDROP by Connelly!! Code Red coming back alive now...goes for a clothesline...caught...NO...reverse by Connelly...sucks her in, yanking her by the arm--BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD by Connelly!!! Tossed Blink across the ring!!

Lilith: Whoa...Blinky-poo just became a big purple lawn dart.

Megan: Blink getting up..favoring his back...and....CONNELLY UP WITH A SPINNEROONIE!!!

Lilith: THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE....in da Alliance!!

Megan: Connelly catches Blink with a side kick on that spinup...she flips out to the outside...grabbing the ropes...flipping back inward...Michael grabs the feet of Blink though--bite your tongue, Lil--yanks her back in! Michael scoops her up....charging towards the corner...drops her face first on the turnbuckle...schoolboy by Connelly!!

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ONE!!

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TWO!

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Kickout by Blink!!

Lilith: Mikey could have had it there with a handful of panties...

Megan: Well, he's not one to cheat...or grope his opponents for that matter.

Lilith: Yeah, yeah...I'm just imagining, though..

Megan: Blink up on spaghetti legs now...Michael scoops her up--she lands behind--WAISTLOCK...Michael blocks..SECOND ONE works! German Suplex by Blink! Michael up...Dropkick by Blink on target!! Connelly up...armdrag by Blink...Michael up...hits a neckbreaker by surprise on Blink!! Blink up again...kick to the midsection...Michael goes for the powerbomb...Blink with right hands..Michael drops her...Blink now...SAMURAI DRIVER!! Blink with the cover!!

Lilith: WHOA!!

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Megan: ...TWO!

Lilith: .

Megan: ...and MAIKU coming in now!! Not in the middle of this match!! NAILS BLINK with that CAPW title belt!!

*ding, ding*

Lilith: NOOOOO!!...please tell me I can go in there and hand him his ass?

Megan: No Lilith..keep out of it for now...now he's...trying to use that belt's plate like a grator, grinding it along the forehead of Blink!!

Lilith: This is better...Mikey will take care of this...

Megan: Michael grabbing MAIKU from behi--MULE KICK by MAIKU nails him between the legs!!

Lilith: Oh...I wouldn't do that...

Megan: MAIKU with some horrible looking chops to the throat of Blink! He's trying to collapse her windpipe!!

Lilith: Mikey's getting up again...and he looks pissed!!

Megan: Connelly pulling MAIKU around...right hands!! Right hands!! Connelly giving back MAIKU what he deserves!! Knocks him back into the corner!! And Michael continuing the assault--GREEN MIST from MAIKU!!! And now...the ULTRA NOVA to Michael!! Blink getting up--MAIKU catches her offguard with the RED mist!! And...ULTRA NOVA to Blink!!!

Lilith: SonnuvaRyanHardley!!

Megan: MAIKU beating a hasty retreat...and...

MAIKU makes a hand gesture that is pixelized from our view...strangely..since we all know what it is.

Megan: and...THAT is just too much...as if what he already didn't wasn't already too much. MAIKU has ended a good match, and just signed his own death warrant!...and I don't want to be in this arena when Blink comes to...we have to go folks...but...this is just sickening....

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