Live from the Lawlor Events Center in Reno, Nevada!!
The obligatory pan of the arena is shown, with signs ranging from "BLINK, I BELIEVE YOU'RE HOT!!" "XXX & HHH BOTH RULE!!" "WHERE'S PINK AND BLACK?!!" and "RATTLER 3:16!"
Styles: The house is packed in the Lawlor Events Center! And this is EAW Showdown! Joey Styles along with the Human Suplex Machine Tazz! And tonight we got a great show tonight!
Tazz: Hey, you said it Joey! An' I jus' gotta say that that two-bit clone who's stealin' my bit! Spazz, you better watch it! 'Cause if I see you pop your ugly mug up in here I'll pop you! There's room for one one One Man Crime Spree here in the EAW!!
Styles: Well, for our first match we were going to have Ayane Mitsui, making her in-ring debut here tonight, against Mandy LePew, but our sources say Mandy was unable to arrive here in Reno because of some airline difficulties! This--
Suddenly, "Boku Wa Motto Pioneer" by Chisa Yokoyama cues up, and out comes Ayane herself, clad in a spiffy looking green/white outfit... she looks a bit nervous as she heads down the aisle.
Styles: Wh...?! Wasn't Ayane notified that her match wasn't going to happen tonight? Why is she coming down to the ring?
Tazz: Ain't gotta clue, Joey! But man, is she gonna be embarrassed when she finds out!
Styles: Well, despite this, the fans are cheering for this girl! Her childhood dream may not happen here tonight, but at least she knows what she can expect the next time she gets an official match!
Ayane jumps into the ring and waves to the fans, until referee Mike Chioda goes over and tells her the deal. Suffice it to say, Ayane does look very disappointed.
"Astonishing Panorama of the Endtimes" suddenly cues up!
Styles: Oh, no!! NO!! Of all the rotten timing!!
Tazz: Ayane'd better clear outta that ring if she knows what's good for her, Joey!!
Ayane DOESN'T get out of the ring, though, as she looks to the entranceway, dropping to her fighting stance as she gets ready to face down the demented Ryokami.
Styles: WAIT!! RYOKAMI!! HE JUST ROLLED OUT FROM UNDER THE RING!! HE'S... HE'S BEHIND AYANE!! TURN AROUND!!
Tazz: TURN AROUND, GIRL!!
Styles: RYOKAMI GRABS AYANE-- RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! AYANE'S DROPPED ON HER HEAD AND RYOKAMI KIPPUPS TO HIS FEET! My God! Was this all planned?! Was THIS why Ayane came out to the ring?! Ryokami tricked her!! He's tricked all of us!!
Tazz: Ayane's back up though! She's got plenty of fight in her!
Styles: Ryokami charges in! CLOTHESLINE! No, DUCKED!! And Ayane-- GOLDEN HIGH KICK!!!! My God! Ryokami was actually staggered! He's down to one knee!! Go Ayane!! Go!!
Tazz: Man! Shawn Michaels himself couldn't have done a better kick that that!
Styles: Ayane's looking to finish Ryokami off!! GOLDEN HIGH KICK! NO, BLOCKED!! AND--
Ryokami suddenly throws a low kick to Ayane's standing leg; a sickening *KRACK* can be heard as Ayane screams, falling to her side and grasping her left leg in pain.
Styles: OH MY GOD!!!!! RYOKAMI, HE... HE BROKE AYANE'S LEG!!! THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE SID'S INJURY OF A FEW MONTHS AGO!! BUT THIS WAS INTENTIONAL!!! WHAT A SICK... SICK EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!!!
Tazz: Aw, man! Now he's got a mic! What the hell can he possibly say?!!
Ryokami grabs the injured Ayane by the front of her tank top and tosses her to a corner, placing a foot to her chest as he glares into her tear-filled green eyes, cocking his head and ignoring the boos of the fans.
Ryokami: ... Tell me, Ayane-chan... how does it feel to lose your dream? Does it feel... like a blackness in your soul that grows ever so more thicker... bigger... wider... it does, doesn't it?
Styles: This is sick... someone get help for Ayane! God... her leg's just barely hanging on!!
Ryokami: Lynxara knows it... ohh, she may no longer be paralyzed but she knows... Stevie Richards knows... he knows when I ruined his little useless reunion... now... now you know. I may not kill people anymore. But I can still kill dreams. But you know something? In six months... odds are your leg will be completely healed...
Black smoke forms from Ryokami's free hand... and out springs an obsidian axe!
Ryokami: Easily rectified.
Styles: NO!!! MY GOD!! HE CAN'T MEAN... NO!!!
Tazz: He's gonna... ohh, crap!!
Ryokami throws his head back and laughs as he raises the axe, aiming for Ayane's broken leg as she screams--
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The feed returns and we see Joey Styles and Tazz, both with looks of shock and relief.
Styles: Folks, we... thanks goes out to the people at the controls for cutting out like we did... but I want to say that Ayane's... well, for the most part is okay! Ryokami... my God, he was... he was going to cut her leg off! The intention was there!
Tazz: Man, no kidding! Thank God for Nova! Or RTC Man or whatever you wanna call him! If it weren't for him... man... Ayane'd be more maimed than she is now!
Styles: Do we have the footage... okay, we'll show you just what happened!
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Ryokami: ... I may not kill people anymore. But I can still kill dreams. But you know something? In six months... odds are your leg will be completely healed...
Black smoke forms from Ryokami's free hand... and out springs an obsidian axe!
Ryokami: Easily rectified.
Styles: NO!!! MY GOD!! HE CAN'T MEAN... NO!!!
Tazz: He's gonna... ohh, crap!!
Ryokami throws his head back and laughs as he raises the axe, aiming for Ayane's broken leg as she screams.. suddenly--
Styles: IT'S NOVA!!!! NOVA CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!! SPEAR BY NOVA!!! RYOKAMI'S KNOCKED AWAY FROM AYANE!! THANK GOD!! THANK GOD!!!
Tazz: Man!! Talk about split timing from RTC Nova Man!!!
Styles: Ryokami!! AHH! He almost decapitated Nova with that Kurokage axe! NOVA KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND... SLEDGE-O-MATIC!!! THAT DAMNED AXE IS DISPELLED AND RYOKAMI'S DOWN!! No, he's getting up... Ryokami's getting up! Nova... what is he doing?! He... OMI... GOD!!!! NOVA WITH SOME KIND OF CHI BLAST!! HE KNOCKED RYOKAMI OUT OF THE RING AND RIGHT INTO THE BACKSTAGE!! NOVA'S... NOVA'S FLYING AFTER HIM?!!
Tazz: Ain't that sumthin'!! All this time Nova's been dressin' up as super-heroes and now he IS one!! Go figure!! ***
Styles: Ryokami has made an escape from Nova... and we have word that Ayane's tibula and fibula have been snapped completely in half! Exactly the same injury that befell Sid! But if Ryokami had his way tonight it would've been a hell of a lot worse, Tazz!
Tazz: I'm tellin' ya... this nut... Ryokami, he's psycho! He's evil right down to the core!! It's not bad enough we got the PWF runnin' around! We can handle those wannabes! But Ryokami's EAW! And he doesn't even CARE about the invasion! He's out to waste all of us, Styles, and that don't sit well with me!
Styles: Nor me... we have to take a commercial break, folks! We'll be right back!
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The argument is between Blink, who's holding a bottle f Mountain Dew, and "Code Red" Michael Connelly, who's holding a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red. Both are in their respective ring gears and in the ring as Eighteen and Black Widow are outside, watching them argue.
"Aaannnno..." Black Widow sweatdrops and shakes her head. "They've been going at it for ten minutes now."
"No kidding," Eighteen agrees. "One of them should at least punch the other."
"I say Code Red's better than bland Dew!" Michael proclaims.
"Ha!" Blink scoffs. "Original flavors a heck of a lot better than Code Red!!"
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Black Widow and Eighteen both leave the arena as the Widow shuts off the lights to the arena.
"Ja ne, minna!" she calls out. Sadly neither Michael or Blink acknowledge her.
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**Commercial Break**
After we return from break, it appears that the commentary team for tonight...has changed.
Chris Kanyon: Yo yo...welcome everyone back to EAW Sunday Night Showdown. Chris Kanyon here on commentary...filling on for Joey Styles, who had a call on his cell phone to attend to...
Lilith: And I'm filling for T-to the a-to the double Z. Er...Tazz. Hee!
Kanyon: Well, tonight's gonna be my first official commentatin' job here in E-A-dub, so let's get this show on the road.
Lilith: So...you still have those hot babes hangin' around you? If so, where where where where where!?!
Kanyon: Easy there...anyhow...first match is...gonna be...kinda strange one actually...
"Everybody Jump Around" from Jet Grind Radio then cues up...
"The following match up, will be a Triple Threat, interpromotional match. Introducing first, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he stands 6'2" and weighs 230 lbs. EAW's Stevie Richards!!
Then, out from the back, wearing a EAW t-shirt cut off just above the abdominals, comes Stevie Richards. His hair still isn't quite that long..but getting there...
Kanyon: The reason for the t-shirt of course being that, well, Stevie and Stevie would be almost impossible to tell apart othawise.
Lilith: Yeah...in effect, Vince Russo is to BLAME for the Right to Censor! DAMN HIM!! DAMN HIM TO HELL!!! Wait...Hell is much too good. DAMN HIM to watching every show he's ever booked!
"Song 2" by Blur cues up...bringing out a longer haired, slightly slimmer Stevie, this one with a PWF shirt on.
"And the second participant...hailing from Jersey in an alternate dimension, he is a PWF employee and a member of the Blue World Order...PWF's Stevie Richards!!
Lilith: When Stevies aren't dressed like Mormons, they're kinda cute...
Kanyon: Not inta the whole "dressed for success" thing?
Lilith: Well...my taste depends. Sometimes I got a hankering for a certain type of guy...sometimes another....sometimes a hot babe. ^_^
Kanyon: Of course....
"Gonna Make You Sweat (Everyboy Dance Now) cues up.
Lilith: Wow!! Is Richard Simmons going to be coming out here?
Kanyon: I thought he liked to sweat to the Oldies?
Lilith: Well, not ALL the time...but..ARRRRGH!! NOT HIM AGAIN!!
"And the third participant, from the Clubs, he stands 6'2" and weighs in at 237 lbs....Alan Irving!!"
Lilith: NONONONONO!!! BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF DILBERT RICHARDS!!
Kanyon: Well...that's the PWF RTC's answer to Steven.
Lilith: I'd rather them not answer at all...he was a TOTAL REEKAZOID!!
Kanyon: That he was..and the battle of da Stevies is about to commence...
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Kanyon: Match startin' off in a big way as both Stevies hammer away on Irving...sent to the ropes...drops down...both Stevies up...DOUBLE DROPKICK!! Irving up...Double Irish Whip again...now a back body drop by both Stevies!! They're cookin' here on Irving. Teamwork from guys who've neva teamed.
Lilith: Well, they ARE the same guy!
Kanyon: PWF's Stevie pulls up Alan...suplexes him over...our Stevie drops the leg across the throat!! It's been Stevies' match. And now Alan fighting back up...LOW BLOW on Stevie!! Mule kick to Stevie!! Double noggin' knocker with the Stevies!!
Lilith: Wow...talk about an 01d sk001 move...
Kanyon: PWF's Stevie send to the ropes...Irving hits the far ropes...springs off with a back elbow!! EAW's Stevie now--scooped and slammed!! Pin attempt!!
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Lilith: Gee...is it just me, or it seem like these guys aren't exactly fighting every man for himself?
Kanyon: Well, Stevie is fighting Alan, and Stevie is fighting Alan....seems fair. Still, Alan doing an admirable job of fighting them off...but PWF Stevie from behind...BACKDROP on Alan!! And Stevie and Stevie stomping away now...fires him into the corner....and could it be?
Lilith: Poetry in Motion!!
Kanyon: Not quite!! EAW's Stevie misses the spinning heel kick!! Spin kick to the gut of Stevie---INTO AN X-FACTOR!!!
Lilith: *sings* I got allll I ever wanted...
Kanyon: Slugfest between the PWF employees now...Stevie to the ropes...Alan waiting on the return--but DDT by Stevie!! Cover now!!
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Lilith: Maybe it would be smarter for him to just lie down and give up? But still...I want to see them KICK HIS ASS for hurting poor Jenny!! You'd never hit a woman from behind, would you, Chris? Well....unless you were slapping her on the ass?
Kanyon: Hehheh...right you are, Lil. Both Stevies now hammering away on Alan--back elbow by Alan on PWF's Stevie...kick to the midsection--PILEDRIVER on the EAW Stevie...but CLOTHESLINE from behind by PWF's Stevie...
Lilith: This is getting REALLY confusing now...
Kanyon: EAW's Stevie helped to his feet by his PWF counterpart. Irving dazed...getting up to his feet. The Stevies heading to opposite corners!!
Lilith: HAHAHHA!! Make him PAY for daring to try to keep scantily clad women off MY TV!!
Kanyon: ....both Stevies stomping the mat in the corner...this could be...
Lilith: Nighty-night, Al!!
Kanyon: BUDDA-BAM!!! Stereo Steviekicks!! PWF Stevie covers!!
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Lilith: VIC-TOLLLLYYYYYY!! VIC-TOLLLLLLYYYYYY!!
Winner by Pinfall >>> EAW Stevie Richards
Kanyon: Man-o-man...the two Stevies just dominated..but when Alan was taken out of the picture, it can down between the two of them, and our Stevie took home the win.
Lilith: YAAAAY!!!
But then...out from the back rushes Rash...with Big Show running...well...jogging...well, kinda LUMBERING out behind him.
Kanyon: Whatdaheck?! Now Rash and Show out here...
Lilith: Uh on...damnit...don't these guys learn?
Kanyon: Attacking Stevie now on his way to the back...but..
"Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Grinspoon then cutes up...
Lilith: Check it out, a cute little leprachaun!!
Kanyon: NOOOOOooo...that Crash Holly...with a steel chair in hand. First Show NOW Crash Holly? Where deez guys comin' from?!
Lilith: The World Wildli...er, Wrestling Federation!
Kanyon: Crash helping clear out Show and Rash...and checking on Richards now...
Lilith: Hey...is that Sting?!
Kanyon: Wait...uh...no way, that's Ninja X dropping down from the ceiling now...Irving getting up to his feet now...but...Ninja X down from the raftas....MACH-X on Irving. Stevie's getting back up...but basically ignoring this...minding his own business...and Jenna coming in now. Ninja X holding up Irving now..
Lilith: OOOOH!!! SLAPPED him HARD!! And I know some guys who find that a turn on, but I don't think that's what Jenna means by it...
Kanyon: X-PLOSION by Ninja X now...and in the face of Irving now...
"Burn to Burn" by Static X cues up...
Lilith: Wow...PWF's Stevie's the only one in this match to escape getting pummeled by some outsider. ^_^
Kanyon: Heh...well, I know Ninja X, but he didn't tell me he was planning on doing THAT...but knowing him, it isn't much of a surprise.
Lilith: Hee-hee....Jenna's cuter when she's angry...man...look at her!!
Kanyon: I would, but I know betta than to try to make X mad. Well, comin' up, folks...we got the Intanational title on da line as Kairi Lyger defends against Lance Storm. Don't miss it!!
**Commercial Break**
"Oh Canada" cues up as we return from break...
"The following match up, scheduled for one fall, is for the EAW International Championship!! The challenger, from CALGARY, ALBERTA, CANADA...he stands 6'0" and weighs in at 232 lbs. Lance...STOOOOOOORM!!!"
Kanyon: Welcome back everyone, as we get set to see the Intanational Title put up on the line with Lance Storm challenging Kairi Lyger.
Lilith: Yeah...but PWF has a version of Lance themselves...VANCE STORM. Ours is WAY cooler, though. Although I think I know which of them that Sonnette would root for in a match.
Kanyon: Provided she could tell them apart...they're freakin' identical. Still, Lance gotta title shot tonight, and I know fer sure this is gonna be one helluva match.
Lilith: I wonder if Vance is a furvert, too? ^_^
Kanyon: Hehheh...that I got NO clue about, but if so, he'd betta be careful how he approaches Sonnette, or he could be minus a couple meatballs. Lance getting in the ring...challenging the guy whose ass he bailed out when Bane attacked on last Showdown, if ya can believe it.
"Awake" by Godsmack then cues up...
"And the defending EAW International Champion...from Japan, he stands 5'11" and weighs in at 235 lbs....Kairi Lyger!!"
Kanyon: Easily the favorite as far as Sonnette is concerned.
Lilith: True...but she's got other worries...word is, she'll be accepting Blink's challenge for the World Title on Riot Rulz!! And provided nothing happens out of the ordinary, like little orange PWF wrestlers interfering, she could win it! Blink feels she deserves it...since Sonn's kinda like her auntie.
Kanyon: Well, Blink's earned that title, and wants to truly be a fighting champion...but on that note...Kairi in the ring now...ready to be a fighting champion himself...and heah we go...
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Kanyon: Lyger and Storm starting off with an exchange of rights...Storm sent to the ropes...HARD kick across the stomach!! Going for a Rocker Drop--NO, Storm fights out of it...into a hammerlock...Lyger fighting free of it...rolls through with a shoulder throw takeover into an armbar. Storm fights up...back elbow...two of them....off into the ropes now...ducks the clothesline--SIDE KICK by Storm on target!! Cover!
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Lilith: Man...I saw that and I was wincing thinking about what Ryokami was gonna...
Kanyon: I know..ugh...what a SICK mother****er....thankfully he's gotten the hell out of here. Storm pulls up Lyger....set up for a suplex...SNAP suplex on target...floatover! One count only! Storm gets up to his feet...pulls up Lyger...belly to back coming up...blocked by Lyger--quick standing switch. Lyger from behind...FULL NELSON locked on!! Storm hooks the leg, though...counters with a Canadian Leg Sweep!! Both of them up now...Storm goes for--caught and hit with an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!! Storm now goes for a kick--caught...Lyger with a DRAGON SCREW!! Into the STF!! STF!!
Lilith: What does that stand for? Something we can't say on TV?
Kanyon: Nope..but...rope break by Storm!! Lyger lets go of it...and pulls Storm away from the ropes...goes for the Boston Cra--NO, Storm powers out of it! Storm kippups...Lyger up--TREEMENDOUS Dropkick there!! Lyger up again...backbreaker by Storm! Into the cover!
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Lilith: I bet Sonnette's back there watching this, and trying to resist from coming out here personally...
Kanyon: Well, Sonnette's a good sport, but she's got one helluva temper. Storm up to his feet...sends Lyger into the corner...set up for a superplex now...but Lyger shoves him off!! Lyger up top now...and...CROSS BODY on Storm as he gets up!!
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Lilith: This really is an international match...this young Canadian stud and this young Japanese stud are giving it there all!!
Kanyon: "Stud?"
Lilith: SOMEONE here had to steal from JR's book of cliches, and that's how I DO feel about them. ^_^
Kanyon: Well, Lyger up now...and hits the ropes...diving rolling senton onto the back of Storm!! Pulls Storm up to his feet...Belly to Belly coming up...slams him down hard!! Another cover by Lyger!
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Lilith: I hope that giant freak with the tubes in his head doesn't come down to spoil this match...if he does, maybe I could "distract" him....
Kanyon: Hell, if I get a sneak peak, I'm all for that....Lyger and Storm back up...Lyger in control....Lyger cinching up Storm...blocked...Storm counters with a vertical suplex of his own!! Lyger getting up...Storm sends him into the corner!! Lyger flipped up upside down!! And Storm in the opposite corner...charging in...FACE FIRST sliding dropkick!!! DEVASTATING!! Pulls Lyger away from the corner...COVER!
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Lilith: Man...he looked TOTALLY zonked out there...
Kanyon: True, dat. Storm pulls up Lyger...about to ramhimfacefirst--blocked!! Storm's face rammed into the buckle...FULL NELSON AGAIN....INTO THE DRAGONBOMB!!!
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Lilith: *whew* This is a close one...I wonder how Lyger feels about the whole PWF/EAW things....
Kanyon: I think he's rather stay far away from it as possible...Lyger pulls up Storm again...belly to ba--Storm behind Lyger...set up...GERMAN Release Suplex!! HOoo-Ho!! A helluva slick lookin' move from Storm...and that took a lot outta both of them....Storm crawling over...arm across Lyger...
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Kanyon: Lyger retains the International Title!!
Lilith: But what a valiant effort by both of these young studs!!
Kanyon: Now she's just SCARING me...well, when we get back..Triple H vs. Triple X!! Next!!!
**Commercial Break**
Kanyon: EAW Triple H is set to square off against he PWF's Triple X in what should be one hell of a match!
Lilith: You betcha, and I am proud to say that I have slept with one of them! Introducing first! EAW's own! TRIPLE H!!!
* "Primal Concrete Sledge" by Pantera cues up as Triple H accompanied by Hera steps out onto the stage, met with a mixed Boos and cheers for being a heel and for representing the EAW. He makes his way down to the ring, shortly before Triple X comes out of no where and knocks down Triple H!*
Kanyon: Oh! Triple X not even waiting for his music, he just charged down and took down Triple H!
Lilith: Well that is what you have to do against Triple H, he is one of EAW's best and certainly will be no easy task for Triple X to beat!
Kanyon: X rolls H into the ring as the bell sounds! X with kicks to the ribs followed by a knee to the face! X going fo the pin already!
Lilith: H is up before the count can even start! X with stiff shots to the face before sending H into the ropes! X goes for a closeline but H counters with a Neckbreaker! H is up as well as X but H his a closeline! H starts to stomp away on X now!
Kanyon: X rolls to the outside but is followed by H! Both men start to slug is out now! H with a knee to X's gut! Whip into the pole! Reverse! H just crack his head and back off the pole! The ref is yelling for them to get back into the ring!
Lilith: X rolls back into the ring before sliding back out again! He grabs up H..H with a facebuster out of no where!! H rolls X back into the ring and goes for the pin!
Kanyon:..1..Kick out! H off the ropes! Falling knee to the face! H picks up X and tosses him into the corner! H charges in! OH! X with a high knee lift to H! The cover!!
Lilith: 1..2...No! One and a half! X picks up H and hits a suplex! X goes to the middle rope..X going for a knee smash off the middle rope! H rolls out of the way! X just jammed his knee into the mat!
Kanyon: The guys in there sure like to use their Knees..H with a kick to the face of X! H picks up X and throws him into the corner following, hitting a spash into the corner! H with a school boy!! 1..2..Kick out!
Lilith: Triple H picks up X..Double underhook suplex! H him up again and hits a another Double Underhook suplex! H with the cover again!..1...Kickout!
Kanyon: H gets up and goes into the ropes...Leg drop! H picking X back up now..Chop to the chest!! Another one! X hits a chop of his own! H and X trading chops now!!
Lilith: X with an eye rake!! X hits a jaw breaker!! H is down! Headlock by X! X picks up Triple H in the head lock and hits a sleeper slam!! X with the cover!..1...2...Kickout! X picks up H and hits an atomic drop followed by a closeline tot he back of H's head! X applies a Indian Deathlock on H!
Kanyon: That this is a pretty nasty hold here let me tell you! H has to make it to the ropes or else this thing is over let me tell you! H...H made it to the ropes and X has to let go! H is crawling back to his feet but gets a swift kick to the ribs by X! X starts to hammer away at the back of Triple H's head!
Lilith: X drags H to the middle of the ring by his hair and hits a russian legsweep! Triple X crawls ontop and starts to hammer away on Triple H's face! The ref finally drags X off as H uses the ropes to get to his feet...X just shoved the ref out of the way! He goes for a closelin to H but H hits a low bridge and sents X over the top rope to the floor!
Kanyon: Now H rolls out of the ring! H grabs X by the hair and slams him face first into the pole! H clips X off his feet with a chop block to X's right knee! The ref is starting to count now! Triple H rolls back into the ring and slips out the other side, moving around the ring!
Lilith: Triple H charges X from behind again as he is getting up! He chop blocked that right knee again! H rolls X back into the ring and starts to stop on that knee of his! X crawls into the corner as the ref keeps H away from X! X pulling himself up in the coener now! He charges out but H hits a drop toehold!
Kanyon: Triple H turns X over! FIGURE FOUR! FIGURE FOUR!!
Lilith: X's knee just got softened up to! He's gonna tap I know it! H is really applying the pressure! X...X REVERSE IT!!
Kanyon: Now its H feeling the pain of his own move!! H rolls back over again!!! Man Triple X is in a really bad stop here. I don't knwo what he is like over in the PWF but the figure four leg lock over here is on hell of a submission move! X is fighting it though, I will give him that! He's almost to the ropes!!
Lilith: Unfortunatly for H, the stregth is on X's side and he is able to pull himself and H over to the ropes! H has to break the hold now! H is getting to his feet again as X slowly pulls himself up, favoring that right knee. H runs over and goes for a drop kick to X's knee, but X is smart enough to get out of the way! H just groined himself on the bottom rope!!
Kanyon: Man that must kill! H slowly starts to pull himself back up, favoring his groin as all men do! X runs toward and hits a High Knee on Triple H! NO! HE reversed it! He side steped it and sent X neck first onto the ropes! KICK TO THE STOMACH!!!
Lilith: H with the Pedigree!!! He has it won! What?! Bulk Togan! ITS BULK TOGAN, TRIPLE X's TAG PARTNER!! HE'S Making his way to the ring! The ref isn't paying attention to the count! WAIT! ITS SHAWN VENIS! HE JUST TACKLED HIM INTO THE BARACADE!
Kanyon: The ref turns aorund to see Triple H with the pin! 1!!!!
Lilith: 2!....3!!!! TRIPLE H WINS IT FOR THE EAW!!
Kanyon: TOGAN AND VENIS ARE STILL BRAWLIN ON THE OUTSIDE THOUGH AS HERE AND TRIPLE H SNEAK OFF!
**Commercial Break**
Styles: Well, we're break from our commercial break, and the members of the tag match are already in the ring. Thanks to Kanyon and Lilith for filling in for us while we had to deal with some...legal issues.. But, now this match is off.
*ding, ding, ding*
Styles: Kane and Minister are starting this thing, off... and Kane with throat chops to Minister. Ah! A kick to the balls by Minister, and a running swinging neckbreaker! Kane easily no sells, but Minister follows up with a dropkick to the head of Kane! And, now a legdrop. Another! Another! Another! Three legdrops, and now, Minister tags in Lou.
Tazz: But, the Big 'Red Machine, sits up-- and he's going to town on Lou. I think he's trying to literally kill him! Oh my.. that clothesline almost decapitated Lou's head!
Styles: But, Lou with a shot to the breadbasket on Kane, and a quick DDT to follow up. Kane tags in 'Code Red', and Lou with the tag to Minister. Minister rushes at Michael--and a helluva spear by Code Red! He literally jumped into the air, and took Minister out! This match is going out of control... WATCH OUT!
Just then, Kane proceeds to chokeslam Lou through the announce table!
Tazz: DAMN!!! Minister going up top now...and...AHHH!!!
Styles: Minister off the top, but CAUGHT by the throat by Kane!! Rams him backfirst to the ringpost...and...CHOKESLAM onto the floor!! Cypher is still the legal man...but Kane focusing his attack on the Minister...Cypher barely moving...but crawling towards the timekeeper's table...has the bell!! He's going to try to sneak up from behind Kane!!
*CLANG!!!*
Tazz: And it WORKED!!
Styles: Connelly moving over to that near apron...runs and--FLYING BODY PRESS!!! He tackles Cypher...and hammering away now!! Kane crawling up now...looking a bit angrier than anything else....HE HAS CYPHER NOW....setting him up for...uh oh....
Tazz: Nice knowin' ya, Lou...well..it wasn't really..but...
Styles: Holding up Cypher for the POWERDRIVER...and--FLYING SPEAR by Connelly!!!--THE POWERDRIVER!! ALL IN ONE!! OH MY GOD!!!
"Holy Sh*t!! Holy Sh*T!!" Styles: Fans...we've just recieved word there's a disturbance in the back...
Cut to backstager, where a statuesque Brazilian man in a black leather jacket, a blue tank top and black jeans, buckled boots stands; adorned on the shoulders of his jacket are the crimson Libra-like symbols of the Clan Justice!! He makes a bee-line straight towards the Lady, when Mech-Gore charges from behind, punching the young man with all his strength. Surprisingly he's only staggered! The man smirks as he engages Mech-Gore in battle, shockingly taking it to the demonic cyborg toe-to-toe. The astonishingly strong Brazilian man and Mech-Gore fight.
Styles: What in the HELL...a member of the Clan Justice doing battle with that evil Mech-Gore...and...
Tazz: ****!!!
Styles: MECH-GORE PLOWS HIM THROUGH THREE WALLS!!
Tazz: DAMN...and they're STILL fightin'!!
That's when a young woman clad in a skimpy white leather outfit with long light brown hair hops comes from behind the Lady and attaches a device to the back of the Lady's head, knocking her out on the spot. She detaches the device, looks to the ring, and quickly hops over the security railing before she's spotted.
Tazz: Did she just..tag the Lady?!
Styles: I have NO idea but that's sort of what it looked like....I thought they were going to try to take her on the spot?
*ding, ding, ding*
Tazz: Huh?! What?!
Styles: Well...it seems as if there's been a count out...a double count out...yes...Kane was the only one standing...and he's been too busy stomping on Minister to really notice it...
Tazz: Yeah, but I can tell who REALLY won when Cypher tried to hit him with the ring bell..heh...Cypher JUST ANUDDA VICTIM of the Powerdriver.
Winner >>> None; Double Count Out
After the match, the Brazilian man and Mech-Gore are going at it in the parking lot. Mech-Gore seems to be getting the upper hand, but off in the background, walking towards the battle... is the Paraclete, clad in his full outfit. Mech-Gore drops the Brazilian man to one knee with a double axe-handle, sees the Paraclete, and throws a huge punch at him... that doesn't even budge him!! The Paraclete narrows his eyes, then grabs Mech-Gore by the arm and throws him for the entire length of the parking lot, going through the stone wall way off in the background!!! The Paraclete nods in approval, then turns to the Brazilian man, helping him up.
"Are you okay, Tomas?" he asks.
"Sî sî sî... a little rattled, but I'l live..." Tomas answers.
The woman runs up to Tomas and the Paraclete and produces the device. "I got the cell sample!!" she proudly proclaims.
"Excellent work, Rikki!" the Paraclete says. "Now, let's get out of here..." he taps his comm-symbol. "System, teleport by three, homeward bound."
Tomas, the Paraclete, and Rikki all vanish in flashes of light as "The Box"
by Orbital cues up their departure.