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LIVE from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, OH !!

The opening for Showdown begins as we run through with some clips from past shows...

Then we cut to a live shot of the Gund Arena, and pan around to see a few noticable signs..

"RTC, Censor THIS!" girl pulls up her top.(!)

"Go home, Mechaos"

"In case of fire break glass...with Richards' head."

Megan: Welcome folks on this fine Sunday evening for a special EAW Sunday Night Showdown.

CRMAC: Indeed...welcome. I'm, of course, EAW wrestler...EAW PEOPLE'S CHAMPION, "Code Red" Michael Connelly, doing a guest commentating spot. The girls are here to see me and all the guys want to BE me.

Megan: Now where have I heard that before...

CRMAC: Heh...our very first match pits Kurt Angle against Good Will Ambassador Lord Steven William "Real Man's Man" Regal. Angle is known for his famous Olympic gold medal win in 1996, and for apparently suffering brain injury between his last WWF appearance, and know. While Regal is known for nearly making Colonel DeBeers look tolerant.

(Angle’s theme plays and he walks out to a mild crowd reaction. The Jolly Gentleman’s theme plays and William Regal walks out. Regal and angle circle each other in the ring. The crowd boos Regal as he looks out to them. Angle jumps regal and hits him with several hard forearms. Regal backs into the corner and then charges out with a knee. Angle falls into the ring and Regal picks him up and puts a few punches to him. The crowd counts each punch. Regal gets off Angle. Angle grabs Regal’s foot and puts him down to the mat. Angle hooks in the ankle lock. Regal reaches the ropes and the hold is broken. Angle tries to pull Regal back to the middle of the ring, but Regal rolls Under, grabs Angle’s foot and turns it into a half-crab submission. Angle holds on. He looks ready to tap, but he just barely reaches the rope before it. Regal stomps on angle a few times. He turns around, bounces off the ropes and drops a knee on the sternum of Kurt Angle.)

The crowd gives an “ooh!”

(Regal lifts Angle and puts him into hammer lock. Angle reverses, whips Regal into the ropes and when regal comes back chops him hard in the chest. Regal stumbles back a bit, and then steps forward again in direct contact with another hard knife-edge chop. Regal’s chest is bright red. Angle bounces off the ropes and clotheslines Regal to the mat. Regal gets to his feet and stumbles. Angle tries to whip regal into the ropes, but Regal blocks and sweeps out Angle’s foot. He puts him into a harm’s way submission. (Kento Yuri of Pride’s move for those who care!) Angle is able to power out of it and reverse with an armbar. Regal rolls and counters with a crossface, but before he lock it in Angle stands up and falls with an armbreaker and puts his own crossface on. Angle is going to tap, but Regal lets go. Regal then kicks angle in the back of the head and picks him up. Regal with the single arm choke falling neck breaker! Regal sets up the regal stretch. After a few seconds angle taps. Regal wins.)

"The winner of this match up...William...Regal!"

**Commercial**

We come back as "Symphony of Distruction" plays on the P.A.

Megan: Welcome back as we proceed to go on with our extreme match. Rash is set to face Red "Rock" West in a non title match.

CRMAC: Rash said earlier that he was "made for the division". Let's see how he does in his first extreme match.

"The following contest, is a non-title, extreme rules match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from parts unknown. Standing at 6'9" and weighing in at 268 lbs... RASH."

CRMAC: Umm...where is Rash?

Megan: Knowing him, I don't have the slightest idea.

CRMAC: Wait a minute, up there.

The arena goes black as a spotlight shows Rash standing on the rafters.

CRMAC: What is he doing?

Megan: I don't know, but it looks as though...

At that point Rash proceeds to perform a suidcide dive...

Megan: *frightened* Oh my god, what is he thinking?

CRMAC: He's gonna have is brains scrambled. *Grabs Megan* You don't need to see this.

...and then shoots his webbing to stop at 6 inches from the ground.

CRMAC: Well, how about that? It was just a stunt.

Megan: *sighs in relief* He got me going their for a second. Anyways, Rash getting prepared for his oppoenent.

As Rash's theme plays out, "Crushed" by Limp Bizkit plays on the arena as Red "Rock" West comes out, with Gadjetto-Chan and kerosine?

"And his opponent... Standing at 5' even, and 105 lbs. The EAW Cruiserweight Champion... RED "ROCK" WEST.

Megan: Hee-hee...Red seems prepared for the match. Since there are 2 things that can hurt, if not kill symbiotes.

CRMAC: Right: Sonics and Fire. With that in mind, Rash is going to have a pretty tough time handling her.

Suddenly, EAW security runs out and conmpiscates the kerosine from Red. She fights for it at first, then sighs and hands it over.

Megan: Rash is probably relieved right now.

CRMAC: Relieved? More like HAPPY.

Megan: Red runs to the ring and starts to attack Rash as this match gets underway.

*ding ding*

Megan: Rash and Red, trading blows at this moment... Red, fairing well against the bigger Rash...WAIT A MINUTE, SYMBIOTIC CLAW!! SYMBIOTIC CLAW-OH, Red with the nutshot.

CRMAC: That's an effective way to bring a man down. Symbiote, or not.

Megan: Red now begins to capitalizes with punches. Rash trying to fight back, but no avail.

CRMAC: I think he's still feeling the effect for that last shot.

Megan: Good Point. Red now picks up Rash...irish whips him to the corner. Red runs to him, Somersault Ki-NO! Powerbomb from Rash. Going for the cover, 1, 2-No Kickout.

CRMAC: Red's one tough girl for taking all that Rash has dished out, so far.

Megan: Rash grabs her by the arm... now going on the ropes, could be the Ras... No wait, Red runs on the turnbuckle and... FLYING BODYPRESS ON TO RASH TO THE OUTSIDE.

CRMAC: That's gotta hurt. For both of them.

Megan: The ref's checking on both competitiors. He begins to count...

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CRMAC: The ref's almost to the 10 count and no one has moved yet.

Megan: Wait a minute, Rash slowly begins to get back up, and so is Red.
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Megan: Both competitors are back up on their feet. Rash raises his hand. He's calling for it...

CRMAC: It looks like he's going to go for it again.

Megan: Red runs at Rash... Rash strikes... SYMBIOTIC CLAW, SYMBIOTIC CLAW. RASH HAS IT ON. AND LIFTS HER UP... JUMPING CHOKESLAM.

CRMAC: God Damn.

Megan: Rash now rolls her back into the ring. He now takes a slurp out of Red. This could be it.

CRMAC: When he heard that she was a Strawberry Blonde, he musta've took it the wrong way and thought that she tasted like strawberries.

Megan: Rash may go for the Final Bite at any moment.

Rash then looks around at the crowd and then...

Megan: What the... Rash is going for Gadjetto-Chan.

CRMAC: What would he want with a plush doll.

Megan: We regardless, Rash has Gadjetto-Chan. He takes a slurp of her and... Wait a minute, Red sees it.

CRMAC: She isn't very happy with Rash "playing" with her.

Megan: She grabs a chair from the timekeeper. She runs in...

*CLANG*

Megan: Red clocks Ven...er... I mean Rash out of the ring. Red now checks on her.

CRMAC: She may need to put her in the cleaners after having that call it if you will, 'Symbiote Goo' all over her.

Megan: Rash now reviving and then... what is he up to now...

CRMAC: With him, you never know.

Megan: Rash now sets up a table from the ring. Now going under the ring again...ANOTHER TABLE!!!

CRMAC: What's he trying to do?"

Rash proceds to stack up 15 tables on top of each other.

CRMAC: Rash aims to show why he belongs in the Extreme divison, right now.

Megan: Rash now sneeks up against Red, who has some of the goo off of Gadjetto-Chan. TURN AROUND, RED!

CRMAC: Too late.

Megan: Rash turns Red around. Clutches her neck... BALDO BOMB. Rash, now dragging her to the corner where he's stacked the tables.

CRMAC: Dudley Boyz, eat your heart out.

Megan: Rash now sets her on the top rope...*crowd cheers for what's comming* DON'T TELL ME... DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONNA PUT HER THROUGH THOSE TABLES!!

CRMAC: Like I said, you can never tell what he's gonna do.

Megan: Rash jumps off... KAOS KRASH THROUGH THE FIFTEEN TABLES OUTSIDE OF THE RING.

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."

CRMAC: THAT'S GOTTA BE ONE OF THE MOST WICKED MOVES I'VE EVER SEEN.

Megan: Rash now goes for the cover, and, no doubt, this match is over.

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Megan: Rash has won this match, in one of the sickest ways...

CRMAC: No doubt about it.

"The winner of this match... RASH."

*COMMERCIAL*

We come back from break with Megan seated at the announce position...next to...Pamela Paulshock.

Pamela: *waves*

Megan: Well...since Michael is actually going to be in this match, they saw fit to give me a color colleague to take his place.

Pamela: Yeah...I know you missed me, Megan.

Megan: Like I miss a bad case of the intestinal flu.

"Hellrazor" by Tupac cues up, and the crowd begins to boo as Nash makes his way out.

"The following match up, scheduled for one fall, is for the EAW People's Championship! Introducing first...the challenger. From Detroit, Michigan, he stands 7'1" and weighs in at three hundred, fifty eight pounds...'The Hunter' Kevin Nash!"

Pamela: Do I need to tell you who I'm rooting for in this match, or can you take a wild guess?

Megan: I'll--

Pamela: Nash.

Megan: I didn't even get more than a word out..

Pamela: Well, a contraction is technically two words.

Megan: Well, la-dee-da...

Nash steps over the ropes and into the ring, as "Hellrazor" fades out. Sirens begin to fill the arena, and the fans cheer as the lights dim and "There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai begins to play...on the stage, the lights go from green, to yellow, to red, and red fireworks explode from the stage. Michael Connelly appears from the smoke, with the EAW People's Title around his waist.

"And the champion, from Mars, Pennsylvania, he stands six foot two inches, and weighs in at two hundred and thirty five pounds...'Code Red' Michael Anthony Connelly!!"

Michael rushes down to the ring and slides inside...handing the People's Title the referee.

*ding, ding*

Megan: And this match is on...Connelly and Nash approaching each other carefully. Locking up in the center of the ring...Nash sends Connelly into the ropes...Connelly back--DD--NO! Nash quickly shoves him off. Back to the ropes...knee into the midsection! Connelly hits the mat!

Pamela: Prime example of just how much power can mean.

Megan: Nash stomping on Connelly...but he fights his way back up...right hands to Nash. Sends Nash into the ropes--booting into the chest as he telegraphs that hold. Gut wrench suplex takes over Connelly! Connelly pulled up...suplex coming up by Nash--blocked by Connelly! Connelly going for one of his own...having problems getting the big man up...

Pamela: No kidding...

Megan: Connelly hiptosses him over! The big man up...Connelly laying in some kicks to the midsection...Nash doubled over--chop block takes Nash off his feet!

Pamela: As per nearly every big man vs. little man match we've seen.

Megan: Elbow drop to the inner leg...another! Spinning toe hold set u--Nash kicking him off. Connelly getting up to his feet now--armdragged over by Nash. Reverse chinlock. Connelly attempting to break it early one...standing up--Nash slams him down on his tailbone, with nearly all of that weight behind it!

Pamela: He may be a few inches shorter after that.

Megan: Connelly attempting to bend down...Nash trying keep him--Connelly kicking Nash in the forehead...loosens the hold...again..Nash lets go...Michael rolling out of the the way of the elbowdrop! Back up now...Nash up...headscissors takeover by Connelly! Connelly heading out to the apron now...Nash up...Connelly Comet!!--the Springboard Spear! Cover

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KICKOUT by Nash! VERY impressive!

Pamela: Impressive move, but more impressive that's all Mikey got from it.

Megan: Connelly up, laying in some stomps to the back, Nash covering up as best he can. Michael now pulling up up--elbowed into the gut by Nash...again! Snapmared over...Michael up...Nash locking on the abdominal stretch!

Pamela: A very standard...basic hold....that's easy to cheat with. :)

Megan: True...and if I know Nash...he'll look to grab that rope the second the referee's eyes are diverted. Going in there to check..THERE HE GOES...Nash grabbing the top rope for additional leverage...lets go as the referee looks away. Checking in again...there he is again...grabbing the top rope as he cranks back on it...lets go...Nash picking up Michael...side backbreaker! Cover by Nash!

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Pamela: Mock Nash for his last of flash or style, but he gets the job done with sheer power. Plus, he looks good doing it.

Megan: Nash firmly in control now...pulling up Michael--NO, Small Package press...ONE! TW-NO! Michael nearly pulls a fast one on Nash...Nash grabs him by the hair...slams him face first onto the mat. Kick straight into the ribs now...oooo..

Pamela: I just don't see what Mikey has against freedom of speech. Nash makes one little comment...and...

Megan: Pam...he called his WIFE a name...I hardly see how that makes him against freedom of speech...

Pamela: He doesn't believe Nash should have the freedom to say...

Megan: Oh, SHUT UP!!

Pamela: Now YOU'RE oppressing me!

Megan: Sometimes I just hate my job...Nash pulls up Michael...sends him into the corner now...knees to the midsection!

Pamela: Those marks on his chest...did Nash do that...or do you think Oseiko did..heh..heh...RRRROWL!!

Megan: I don't *think* Nash made those. Nash firing Michael into the opposite corner...Michael springs up to the second rope!! Springs off with a moonsault attack on Nash! Takes him down to the mat! Rolls Nash on his stomach...grabs both legs of Nash...slams the knees into the mat!! Michael going to work on those broad stems of Nash. Nash getting up....Michael has him hooked...Can he--YES!! T-Bone Suplex!! Cover by Michael

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Pamela: He can try all he likes...but it'll all be futile if that big man gets him up...POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! And it'll be all she wrote.

Megan: The Sharpshot a very potent maneuver, but it still needs setting up...and he has to beat on Connelly enough to prevent countering...Michael in control at the moment, though. Nash being set up for a sidewa--Michael having difficulty getting him up--AXEHANDLE into the back of Michael by Nash!! OUCH!! Again! Michael pulled up to his feet...into the corner now...Michael takes a forearm to the side of the head. Headbutt into the midsection by Nash...scoops Michael up onto his shoulders....towards the far corner and SNAKE EYES!! Michael hit with the Snake Eyes!

Pamela: Nash rolls the bones and comes up a winner!! Setting up Michael now...BACKDROP!!

Megan: Nash hits the ropes now....legdrop across the throat of Michael! Cover!

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Pamela: Save yourself the pain, the torment, your belt, and looking stupid for your girlfriend...get DQed!!

Megan: Michael isn't going to do that...trust me. Michael pulled to his feet now by Nash...Nash setting him up--body slams him down! Back up...Nash sends him to the ropes...Michael ducks the clothesline...hits the far ones...BIG BOOT on TARGET!! Pair of elbows by Nash! Nash pulls Michael back up his feet..Michael with knees to the midsection....stopped short by one from Nash...that's dangerously low..

Pamela: And just may put into jeopardy any child-rearing plans of the young Mr. and Mrs. Connelly.

Megan: Nash setting up Michael...he's struggling..Michael backs away!! Wisely trying to avoid the Sharpshot! Nash charges into the corner after Connelly..Connelly springs up top..up and over...Sunset Flip on Nash coming up...THERE IT IS!!

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Pamela: A risky position there, though...if he botched that, Nash would have made him pay....dearly.

Megan: Michael adept with many such quick moves..but I will agree a simpler approach would have been safer...Michael stomping away on Nash...nothing fancy here...now proping him up in the corner....climbing up top...

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9.......Michael winding up...aaaand down with a 10th and final right hand!! Nash stunned...Michael seated up on the top turnbuckle...jumps off...FACE CRUSHER BY MICHAEL!! That could do it!

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Pamela: Make him pay, Nash! He's trying to embarrass you! Well...after being Oz I don't know how you could be much more embarassed, but...

Megan: Michael on fire now....going up top...coming off--NASH GETS THE FOOT UP!! Michael gets hit with it in the chin...dazed on his feet now...and DOWN to the mat!

Pamela: HA-HA...here's the turning point, here, Megan...watch how he works now.

Megan: Nash shaking off those punches as he gets up...Michael in a whole lot of trouble here...picking him up by the hair--OOO...knee into the face by Nash...sends him into the ropes...Michael caught...GOING FOR THE HEADSCISS--NOOO!! Nash hits the side slam!!

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Pamela: ALMOST...just needs to put the finishing touches on here...

Megan: Nash has Michael up...hammering away...sends him into the ropes--Big Boot ducked by Michael! Waistlock...back elbow by Nash...Michael going for the Crimson Tide...gets him up...HITS IT!! Michael now going on the attack!! Elbow drops!...grabs the ankles of Nash..and...is he?

Pamela: Move stealer!! Move stealer!!

Megan: The Sharpshooter applied!! Connelly has Nash in the Sharpshooter!! Michael sitting down on it....Nash clearly in pain...trying to reach the ropes....Michael pulling him away...keeping the hold on center of the ring.

Pamela: NOT FAIR!! NOT FAIR!! Nash hasn't prepared for this!

Megan: It's a legal hold...Michael wrenching on it...and...the referee checking in...Nash taps out!!

Pamela: NOooooooO!!!

*ding, ding*

"There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai cues up, and the announcer declares, "The winner of this match-up...and STILL EAW People's Champion...'Code Red' Michael Anthony Connelly!!"

Megan: Yes! Michael retains the People's Title with help from Bret Hart's famous hold...the referee hands Michael the title...and Nash attacking from behind!

Pamela: This is how you avenge a loss...

Megan: This is how you be a sore loser--set up...Sharpshot!! Once...twice!! The second powerbomb especially potent! Nash leaving in disgust...

Megan: You'd be disgusted too if you got beaten by someone nearly a foot shorter than you.

Megan: Well, Michael gets it done...but Nash isn't taking it gracefully...up next...a brutal match pitting Kanyon against the RTC Man...next!!

**Commercial Break**

As we come back from break, the RTC theme is playing as RTC Man makes his way down to the ring...

"From parts unknown...height and weight unknown..he is a member of the Right to Censor...RTC Man!"

Megan: The true identity of RTC Man is a mystery...and details about him are scant...but his intentions tonight are well known...he wants to defeat Kanyon, and bad!

Pamela: He's going up against KANYON! KANYON!! The same Kanyon who got beated by...hmm...damn near everyone. Say...who's beaten Kanyon??!

Megan: Ummm..

Pamela: EVERYBODY!!

Megan: Well, Kanyon hasn't exactly had the most memorable of runs here in the EAW, but it's better than being dressed like a zombie, I suppose.

Pamela: Or acting like DDP.

Megan: Amen....RTC Man getting in ring now...surprisingly we're going to see a one on one match...

Michael makes his way back to the announce table..favoring his back.

CRMAC: Hello, ladies! Good evening again...oww...lousy sore loser Nash.

Megan: Hello, are you alright?.

Pamela: Hey, pest.

CRMAC: Well...friendly greeting from you...anyhow, I'll live. I don't think this is over though.

"Turn it up" plays as The Nitro Girls do their usual dance number.

"And his opponent, currently residing in Hollywood, California...he stands six foot three and weighs two hundred and fifty two pounds...he's a member of Da Pac...Chris...KANYON!!

Then the pyro goes off as Kanyon, wearing his Black and Gold tights, makes his way to the ring.

CRMAC: Kanyon's not above relying on gratuitous near-nudity for a cheap pop.

Megan: You sounded almost like an RTCer, there.

CRMAC: No..no...NO way. I'm not completely nuts like they are. I do see their points SOMEtimes, but I'm hardly in agreement with them. Especially how this jerk attacked me during one of my matches, once.

Megan: Both competitors in the ring now...just the two of them, no Da Pac, no RTC...just a one on one contest...let's how this turns out.

Megan: RTC Man charging in....arm drag by Kanyon! Kanyon back up...drop toe hold! Legdrop on the back of the head by Kanyon...RTC Man back up..scooped and slammed...he rolls out of the ring!

CRMAC: He bails to avoid getting his fanny kicked anymore.

Pamela: REGROUPING, Michael.

CRMAC: Same difference.

Megan: RTC Man shaking it off....getting back into the ring now...Kanyon on the attack--headbutt into the midsection by RTC Man...sunset flip coming up--On--hardly even a one! RTC Man up....Kanyon getting to his feet...clothelin--no, back body drop! RTC Man on the apron--grabs the neck of Kanyon--snaps him throat first down along the bottom rope!

CRMAC: A cheap move, but it'll do in a pinch. RTC Man's a bit shorter than Kanyon...looks about 6 feet tall..

Pamela: WOW...he's about six feet tall...that really narrows down the list of possibles...thank you Sherlock.

CRMAC: Imagine having to put up with THIS every week.

Megan: I wish I could JUST imagine...RTC Man sliding in...headbutt into the midsection of Kanyon...pulls him up to his feet...suplex position here...YES..snap suplex! Heads to the outside...Slingshot somersault leg--NO, Kanyon rolls out of the way! Cover! One! Kickout! Kanyon dragging RTC Man to the center of the ring....locks on a leglock chokehold!

Pamela: A move I believe you're rather familiar with, aren't you Michael.

CRMAC: *blush* Ahem...well, it seems like Kanyon's answer to RTC Man going about the rather cheap route of just choking the air out of Kanyon.

Megan: Kanyon with a spinning neckbreaker on RTC Man...pulls him up to his feet...RTC Man sent into the ropes...on the return...Piledriver coming up--NO, RTC Man scrambles behind...picking up Kanyon...Electric Chair Drop!! Kanyon hammering away...going for a VICTORY RO--NO!! Dropped throat first across the ropes by RTC Man!

CRMAC: Man..is he trying to crush Kanyon's windpipe?

Pamela: If he is...smart move!

CRMAC: The look on Kanyon's face now is the exact one I have whenever I hear a Britney Spears song playing. *gag*

Megan: RTC Man pulling up Kanyon....locks on a full nelson!! Could we see a...RTC Man him up..aaaaand down across the knee with a backbreaker...and STILL has it applied! Going for the submission win...dragging him towards the center of the ring....RTC Man mounting on top of Kanyon!! Alternating punches...left...right...left...right...Kanyon attempting to cover up...RTC Man now...going for the armbar...and Kanyon shrieking in pain!

Pamela: Move number 354...ARMBAR!!

CRMAC: No no...it was move 514.

Megan: Whatever number it is...it's working....Kanyon refusing to break the hold...struggling towards the ropes--if he doesn't release RTC Man just may break his arm...HE GETS THE BREAK!!

Pamela: Whoopie.

CRMAC: *Marks out* YES!! Get him now, Chris!!

Megan: Kanyon pulling himself up by the ropes...RTC Man with knees to the midsection...back heel trip...Kanyon flat on his back again....Kanyon pulled to the center of the ring

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CRMAC: *whistle* Come on!! Hit him with SOMETHING...ANYTHING!!

Pamela: Like...a steel chair or something.

Megan: I don't think...Kanyon up...Scooped up by RTC Man...NO! Lands behind him!! Backslide by Kanyon!

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Pamela: Booooring.

Megan: RTC Man up...arm dragged over by Kanyon...sent to the ropes...spear by RTC--NO, leap frogged over by Kanyon!! Grabs RTC Man...set up--PILEDRIVER center of the ring!!

Huge POP from the crowd!

CRMAC: Precisely the kind of move I was talking about.

Megan: Cover by Kanyon!

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NO no...only a two! But that isn't deterring Kanyon..pulling him back up, and going right back on offense...could be another piledriver--no, RTC Man blocks...goes for it again..NO...it's a SITDOWN POWERBOMB!! Ref makes the count!

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Pamela: He's very resilient, I must say.

Megan: Undeterred by the near falls...Kanyon going for a submission...the Sharp Paralysis....RTC Man in trouble here....trying to get the ropes...making progress--yes, he gets it.

Pamela: You're commentating a wrestling match, not a golf game...show some emotion, Megan.

CRMAC: Well, she isn't exactly thrills to see RTC Man not tap out.

Megan: Kanyon still in firm control...snap mares RTC Man over...rear chin lock...but RTC Man valiently trying to fight out of it...back up to his feet....elbows to the midsection...fires Kanyon into the ropes...Kanyon back..HIGH LEG LARIAT!!!! Kanyon down...back up...RTC Man scoops him up...INVERTED PILEDRIVER!! Deadly move...now RTC Man going back to choking him on the mat!

CRMAC: *imitates bird* Cheap, cheap!

Megan: Breaks it due to the referee demanding it...pulls Kanyon up...sends him to the corner...RTC Man charging in...MONKEY FLIP!!

CRMAC: And..OH!!

Megan: Kanyon lands on his feet!! RTC Man turns around--ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT ACROSS THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!

CRMAC: That one would even make Oseiko proud!!

Megan: Kanyon setting up RTC Man in the corner...this could be in...YES...Flatliner coming up--FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! HE hits it!! Cover!

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Kickout!! Still cannot get it!!

Pamela: If RTC Man can get up from this...Kanyon's DONE!

Megan: RTC Man getting pulled up...Kanyon going for a German--low blow by RTC Man!! Turns him around..MORAL INSTRUCTION!!! RTC Man using one of Kanyon's key moves against him...crawling over..gets the cover...

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CRMAC: I'm not going to have any fingernails left after this..

Pamela: You can do it, RTC!!

Megan: Both of them struggling to their feet...exchanging right hands...WAIT...DDT by RTC Man!!

Pamela: HA!

Megan: RTC Man going up top...this could be it for Kanyon--NO...Kanyon springing for the ropes!! RTC Man crotched on the top!

CRMAC: OUCH!

Megan: Kanyon..with all his reserved strength..heading over to capitalize on RTC Man...here it comes...OMEGA KANYON KUTTER!! COVER!

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*ding, ding*

"The winner of this match, by pinfall...Chris...Kanyon!!"

Pamela: NOOOOOO!!!

CRMAC/Megan: YESSS!!!!

Megan: Kanyon picks up the win against RTC Man...now trying to pull off the mask of RTC Man...wait....through the crowd..here comes Dudley!!

Pamela: Uh oh...wait...YES!!

CRMAC: Sore losers everywhere.

Megan: From behind!! Dudley attacking Kanyon...hoists him up..TKO!!!

CRMAC: RTC Man chickening out...heading outside..and...uh oh...he's pulling a table out from under the ring! I thought they?

Megan: I guess not. Pushes it in....Dudley helps set it up...

Pamela: What's with Dudleys and tables?

CRMAC: Coinky-dink, I think.

Megan: Kanyon set up atop the table....RTC Man getting up top....STARDUST PRESS!!!

CRMAC: WOW...what a move!!

Megan: The night of the sore losers reigns on...as the RTC cowardly striking back against Kanyon like this..

CRMAC: BOOO!!! BOOO!!!

**Commercials**

Megan: It looks like it's time for the main event, as the EAW Tag Team Tourny continues. It's time for The Experimentals against S&M!

Pam: S&M is gonna totally dominant those experiment punks.

Megan: Well, yes, we shall see.

CRMAC: Um, well the Experimentals have been on a road lately and S&M is a great team, so this shall be a great match.

*ding, ding, ding*

Megan: All 4 members of each team is in the ring, and it's an all out brawl! Dave Star has paired off with Morty and Spike has Tommy. Spike with a huge lariat to Tommy that takes h! im off his feet! But, Star hits a dropkick to the kneecap of Spike. Morty grapples Dave from behind.. German Suplex? Star lands on his feet.. what agility! And, Star follows up with a Snap DDT!

CRMAC: Looks like those Experimentals are gaining the upperhand against S&M, right now, Pammy.

Pam: Shut up, Red.. just shut up! *pouts*

CRMAC: *snickers*

Meg: Anyhow, it looks like Star and Morty are gonna offically start this thing off, as Spike and Tommy take their respective corners. Star and Morty lock up, and Morty whips Star to the corner, but Dave Star counters with a boot to the face! Star going for a tornado DDT, but Morty powers his off!

Pam: There ya go, S&M! Oh yes! Yes! Morty just tagged in Spike!

CRMAC: That doesn't look to swell for Dave, there.

Megan: I think Code Red is right, but Star is pouring everything he can into Spike.. and whips him to the turnbuckle. Star following up... REVERSED! A CHOKESLAM POWERBOMB BY SPIKE! PIN!

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Pam: Three! S&M wins!

Megan: ... that wasn't even close to three, Pamela. Dave kicked out just after the two count.

Pam: I swear that ref is corrupted!

Megan: Right. Anyhow, Star makes a tag to Tommy and Tommy and Spike go at it!

Megan: Tommy with a legsweep to Spike, and that drops him to all fours!

CRMAC: Like he hasn't been in *that* position before.

Megan: *giggles* Tommy with a dropkick to the face of Spike! Whoa, Dave has entered the ring, and a balant double team on S&M!

Pam: How unfair is this? C'mon ref!

CRMAC: I do agree.. this is unfair to S&M, but like they say, you reap what you sew.

Megan: Good point, Michael.. Dave and Tommy whips Spike to the ring.. DOUBLE FLAPJACK!! Tommy with a pin!

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Pam: S&M still has it in 'em! C'mon Spike and Morty!

Megan: Dave is back in his corner, now. Tommy sends Spike to the ropes, but Spike reverses the Irish Whip, and Morty low bridges the ropes! Payback time for S&M looks like. Spike is taunting Dave, as the ref tries to restrain Dave. Classic heelish gameplan by Spike, right now.

CRMAC: Isn't the Experimentals heels, too?

Megan: Good point. Wait.. Morty just cracked Tommy with a steel chair on the outside! Oh gosh.. and now, Nooo! A powerbomb through our announce table!!!

Pam: There ya go, Morty! Ref get Dave..

Megan: Dave with a flying press on Morty to the outside!

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Pam: Little late for that.

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Pam: S&M got screwed.. screwed I tell ya!

CRMAC: That one is too easy.

Megan: *laughs* For Pam, and Code Red, I am Megan Eko saying goodbye, and watch the next edition of EAW Riot Rulz!