Cue the Riot Rulz opening graphics...

*The camera pans around the arena to show the crowd yelling after the fireworks, when suddenly the lights go out. A short video pops up with a dark figure in the middle, surrounded by candles, and "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock is playing in the background. Fireworks along the stage go off as the video lights up to reveal Foxx's grinning face. The video becomes lighter and Foxx opens his mouth to speak.*

Foxx: Hey, remember me? Heh...you're friendly neighborhood Foxx. Only a little difference this time. The EAW isn't sticking me with a shitty gimmick. This is the real Foxx, the real Attitude, and the Real Ass-kicking you've come to love. And it starts tonight, against Mike Rection. I'm going to beat your ass all over this ring, and if I'm lucky, it'll spill into a nearby place that I've grown close to....to steal a quote from the "Roadmaster"...NIGHTY NIGHT!

*The video feed suddenly shuts off and the lights come back on.*

Booker Gokuo and Joey Styles are shown at their announce positions....

LG: Kidd Foxx back?

JS: Looks like. Kidd Foxx just seemed to disappear several months ago, and now he's returned, and it appears with a vengeance!

LG: Question is, just what does he want?

JS: I haven't the slightest...

"The Becoming" by Nine Inch Nails begins to play, and out steps Chris Kanyon, dressed in his ring gear and ready to judge the upcoming drinking contest.

JS: The last Riot Rulz featured the first ever eating contest in the EAW, and this week we're gonna see the first ever drinking contest, between Dax Clark and Scott Hall. Your doing I assume? (Turning to LG)

LG: Well, kinda yes and kinda know. Dax made a little boast about being able to tangle with any man here in the EAW in any match, even claiming he could if it's a drinking match. Well, Scott Hall took offense to that, and as a result, we've got this match.

"Reclaim My Peace" by Korn plays, and Dax Clark, the "challenger" of sorts, is the first of the two out. He's dressed in street clothes rather than his ring attire...the fans are already booing him.

JS: Here's Dax Clark...can he show up the biggest lush in the business?! LG: I'm kind of doubtful about that. When you're talking about Clark, you're talking about someone who is less than two-hundred pounds, up about Scott Hall, who has over a hundred pounds weight advantage. That's not only a big factor in how much you can take in the ring, but also a big factor about how much you can take on the barstool.

"Hey yo..."

Scott Hall's familiar voice echoes over the loudspeaker, which gets the fans cheering even before it leads into his theme music, "Bad Boy." With his knees bent slightly and his arms stretched out ahead and behind him (mic in hand), Hall saunters out in his black and white tights, and black vest with dripping white blood.

Hall waits for his music to be cut, then holds up the mic...the fans on the edges of their seats with anticipation...

"h......h.....hey yo..."

With just those two words, the crowd gives Hall a reaction that would be respectable for the Rock.

"Before we get down to business...I think it's time we took....a little survey. Now, I'd like you all to give your little prediction for this contest. Is the winner going to be: Daxclark?" The crowd boosk then Hall continues, "or is the winner gonna be...the Bad Guy, the man who oozes machismo and lots of grease, the man who is more handsome than twenty movie stars and has almost as many vices?"

The crowd pops huge.

"One more for the Bad Guy..."

Dax looks rather impatient, and Hall looks over to him, "A little impatient there? Well, I'll be right over, but I just want to introduce you all to my new friend here...."

"Oh, Canada" begins to play over the PA system. The crowd begins to boo...

LG: Lance Storm?!?!

Not quite....Instead of the red and white clad Canadian, out steps someone in a bear costume, a bottle of Labett Blue in his paws.

JS: That isn't Storm, that's the Labett Blue bear!!

LG: Oh yeah....tonight's Riot Rulz is brought to you in part by Labett Blue...

JS: Our "Surge?"

The bear and Hall hug then lean on each other's shoulders. "He's been helping me train for this match..." Hall explains, "and you know what else? His legs are less hairy than my ex-wife's!"

JS: The Labett Blue bear at an EAW event?

LG: Damn straight. He may be a drunk, but compared to his cousin Masturbating, he doesn't look all that bad by comparison.

Kanyon signals for the contest to begin. The crowd goes from silent to chants of "HALL...HALL...HALL...HALL!!!" and Scott certainly starts things off swifty by swigging down the beer straight from the bottle, but so does Dax.....Dax finishes that one off first, just beating Hall. Hall dumps the bottle upside down and pours it into his mouth, gasping a bit before swallowing it. Dax and Hall are about even when they begin on their third one, and their fourth one. The chants for Hall begin to die down a bit, and Dax begins to take a lead. However he begins to choke a bit on his beer, and Hall gives him a pat on the back, while swigging down some of the beer with his free hand. Dax smacks him, causing Hall to spit out some of his. About part way through the next one, Hall dumps some of his on Clark's head, and Clark doesn't take it too easily...he finishes his and smashes the bottle over Hall's head. The Labett Blue bear tries to intervene on behalf of his friend, but is Wild Dropped onto the stage. Kanyon grudgingly declares Dax Clark the winner.

Winner="The Wild One" Dax Clark

"Travel Theme (To Crystalis)" by SNK begins to play over the PA, and soon thereafter Derek Walker makes hir way out, to a mixed reaction. Shi does try hir best to play up to the fans, though, as shi heads down to the ring.

"Trash" by Korn begins to play, and wrestling's most famous trashman (a hard-earned title), comes out with a trashcan with weapons. He rushes down the rampway into the ring, and the referee rings the bell.

The match starts off with Duke hammering away on Derek, whipping hir to the ropes and hitting hir on the rebound with a boot to the face. Derek is then dragged back up to hir feet but she drops Dumpster with a Jawbreaker, then hits a swinging neckbreaker on him for the

One

.

.

Kickout by Drosse.

A whip to the turnbuckle from Derek causes Drosse to hit his back against the turnbuckle, and he staggers out of it to be nailed with a facecrusher by Derek. Derek pulls up Drosse, and tries to whip him, but is unable to and is clotheslined back down. Drosse tries to set hir up for a piledriver, and scores with it. A cover

One

.

.

Kick out!

Drosse then scoop slams Derek, and hoists hir up then bearhugs her. Derek then opens her mouth wide enough to engulf Drosse's head, and slips his head in her mouth. Drosse quickly taps and gives up the match.

Winner by submission >>> Derek Walker

"Supernova" by Powerman 5000 begins to play, and Mike Rection comes out to a mixed reaction from the fans....

JS: Here is...Mike Rection. He's not exactly a big name yet, but he has quite the reputation for himself and may go far in the EAW.

LG: Is that...Austin?

JS: I think so....

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin comes out with Mike, and pops open a can of beer, tilting it over and pouring it into his mouth, but only drinks a small portion of it. The make their way down to the ring.

"Bawitaba" by Kid Rock begins to play, and Kidd Foxx comes out to a huge pop from the fans for his return, and apparently back to his old gimmick.

JS: The inspiration for Kid Ka$h, Kidd Foxx, has returned to the EAW, and he's back to his old self.

LG: No Right to Censor ripoff....thank God.

Kidd Foxx runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, Mike begins to kick him before he can get up.

The bell rings...

JS: Mike Rection attacking Kidd Foxx before the bell...laying in the boots.

LG: Foxx scrambling over to the corner to try to get some leverage to pull himself up.

JS: Rection traps Foxx in the corner, and puts a huge boot across his throat. Now stomping a mudhole in him a la Austin, who is watching from ringside.

LG: Mike Rection picks up Kidd Foxx by the hair and sets him up into the corner....HUGE chop to the chest of Foxx!!

LG: Foxx reverses! CHOP from Kidd Foxx..ANOTHER...whip to the far corner....THRUST KICK by Foxx!!!

JS: Cover by Kidd Foxx!! ONE

.

.

.

KICK OUT!!

Kidd Foxx to the top rope...

JS: Kidd Foxx waiting on Mike Rection....Missile Dropkick!!!

LG: Rection gets back up, Foxx charges in--SPEAR COUNTER from RECTION!!! Rection drags up Foxx...Punching combo from Rection...HAYMAKER SWING puts down Kidd Foxx!! Rection straddles Kidd Foxx...Right hands!!

JS: Rection gets off, Foxx grabs the larger Rection, jerks him into the corner, and smacks him hard!! Foxx mounts Rection...and begins to beat on him...

LG: ....

THREE--FOUR--FIVE--SIX--SEVEN--EIGHT--

JS: Foxx opting not to finish the combination--DDT PEELOUT FROM THE CORNER!!! One...

TWO

KICKOUT!!!

LG: Kidd Foxx charges at Rection....headscissor taked--NO!! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! Rection with a cover...two..AND no!!

LG: Rection whips Foxx to the ropes, go behind--sleeper hold--go behind by Foxx!! KIDD-FACTOR!!!

JS: Kidd Foxx is going up top now....

LG: FRUSTRATION!!! ONE

.

.

.

.

TWO

.

.

.

.

THREE!!!

Winner by Pinfall >>> Kidd Foxx

At a ring set up at inside a junkyard...Finding the perfect site at the right time is a little difficult for the EAW booking team. However, when they find the chance, they go for it all out. Finding a condemned apartment like with the first match was a rare luxury, but this time, a scrap yard outside of Portland would serve as the battlefield. As before, no entrance music is played. X and Felstrom stand across each other in the ring. X dressed in a battle armor of sorts, Rik in the suit he used in the match with Mortis. The referee is wearing an armor somewhat like X's, and gives the signal to start the match....

Felstrom is the first to act, turning into a blur as he slips behind X, locking on a tight sleeperhold. A Seoi Nage from X counters the move, but Rik rolls along the ground to break his fall. X tries to follow up by with a leaping roundhouse as Rik rises, but Rik ducks and grabs the leg X is standing on and swings him around four times before releasing him, causing him to fly right into a stack of tires--a soft landing.

Ninja X quickly recovers and gets to his feet, but several of the tires behind him glow with a soft blue aura, then levitate up and above X, dropping down on his one by one, binding him in the infamous Firestone Straightjacket. With his arms to his sides and his mobility reduced, Rik charges in and scoops and slams X, which doesn't have much effect other than getting him down. With a powerful kick, X goes flying into the air, before landing neatly treads-down on the ground again. As if X were a soccer ball, Rik kicks him yet again, this time sending him sailing over a small pile of trash and down a small hill where his momentum is finally stopped as X crashes into the bumper of a trashed antique car. Rik then runs and jumps atop the tires, onto the hood and moonsaults onto Ninja X. Although he's face up, X's shoulders are still several inches off the ground, so the referee doesn't make a count.

X is still groggy, but stretches his palms out and turns them upward, then ki blasts the tires to cut them in both places. Ninja X throws off the top halves of the tires, then rolls out of the way to avoid an elbowdrop from Rik. Rik and Ninja X both kippup, and Rik charges for what presumably could be a Hobbes' Pounce. Ninja X counters it with a Tomoe Nage, kick-flipping Rik over him, but Rik lands gently on all fours (like all good cats should). Ninja X tries to let out a weak ki blast (to stun Rik),and lets it loose at Rik. With quick reflexes, Rik fires off one that hits X's and neutralizes it only a few feet from his face.

Rik teleports behind X, and attempts to grab him, but Ninja X super-jumps STRAIGHT UP before he can, then stomps on Rik's shoulders as he comes back down. Rik tries to shake X offbalance, but he steadies himself, then tries to bring his heels together, clamping his insteps around Rik's neck, then drops down, sitting on his back, and turns it into a Mysterio-Rana, rolling Rik up and attempting to get a pin. X manages to get a count of two before Rik breaks out of the pinning combination, then X himself goes flying from the ground...apparently against his will this time. X dangles over the car hood about twenty feet in the air. With a twitch of his tail, Rik leaps into the air and latches onto X, then continues the arc by sky high piledriving Ninja X into the nearby pile of trash.

Rik acts quick to pull out X then goes for a cover, getting a narrow two.

The two of them get up and begin to pepper each other with flurries of punches and kicks....few of them landing. Ninja X catches Rik by surprise with a knee to the midsection, then takes a step back and field goal kicks Rik in the head, sending his sailing into the air and onto another trash pile. Ninja X leaps up into the air and tries what appears to be a Stardust Press from a jump!!

Rik, however, has the presence of mind to teleport out of the way, and X lands face down. X gets up a bit flustered, and unprepared when Rik lets loose a combo of kicks, then a kick to the midsection and tried to follow it up with a Stunner. However, X is able to pull away from it and jumps backward to suplex Rik onto a pile of scrap iron. X, instead of capitalizing, stands a short distance away from Rik and holds his palms together to his side. Small streaks off energy seem to be being pulled from the air and forming a blue ball of ki in the center of Ninja X's palms. Rik starts to slowly get up. Ninja X fires, but Rik swiftly rolls from its path and sweep kicks Ninja X. X staggers to his feet to be caught by Rik, who leaps up into the air and Cat Crashes him on the pile of scrap, then covers him. One, two, three!!

Winner by Pinfall >>> Rik Felstrom

"Back in The Days" by Trick Daddy begins to play, and out from the back walks Booker T, who hops in rhythm to his fireworks as they go off, then walks casually the rest of the way down to the ring.

The Canadian national anthem, "Oh, Canada," begins to play, and Lance walks out onto the entranceway, the Television Title around his waist, respectfully waiting for the rest of the anthem to play before making his way down to ringside. When it finally ends, Storm walks down the rampway and into the ring, then hands the belt to the referee who puts it on the ring which is then raised. They then wait for the bell.

The bell rings, and Storm starts things off with an armdrag takedown on Booker T, then locks on an armbar on Booker T. Booker soon gets back up to his feet and rams an elbow to the midsection of Storm, then backdrops him. Both get back up and Storm is caught by Booker T, who belly-to-belly suplexes him over. Booker picks up Storm and whips him to the corner, then climbs outside of the ring to get the ladder. Storm isn't dazed long, and soon follows after, sprinting across the ring, onto the turnbuckle, and nailing a plancha onto Booker T. Storms rolls back up to his feet and heads for the ladder in the middle of the ramp. Booker T gets up and starts to follow Storm. Storm grabs the ladder, but Booker T grabs the other side, and they begin to fight over it.

Booker rams the ladder into the forehead of Storm, who is knocked rolling over backwards. Booker then slams the ladder into the midsection of Storm before dropping it. Storm clutches his abs in pain, and his prone form stumbles right into Booker's clutches. Booker hooks Storm in a double underhook, and DDTs him onto the ladder. Booker then picks up the ladder and carries it towards the ring. Storm gets up and charges towards the ring, grabbing Booker's ankle as he is sliding back in. Storm yanks him out, and starts to unload on him, then grabs his head and slams it into the steel stairs. Then he rams it into the turnbuckle pole!

Storm then climbs onto the apron, and steps through the ropes. Storm picks up the ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring. Storm begins to ascend the ladder, and about the first few rungs up Booker T manages to get to his feet and slides back into the ring. Storm is within reach of the title before Booker pushes the ladder over. Storm falls off and lands with the ropes between his legs, and grabs his groin in pain as he tumbles to the outside. Booker T sets up the ladder, and begins to climb it. Suddenly, the Labett Blue bear comes out from the back (?!?!) as "Oh, Canada" begins to play. the bear runs into the ring, and sneaks up from behind Booker T and smashed a full bottle of Labett Blue over Booker T's head. Lance Storm slowly recovers and slides into the ring. He gets back up and sets the ladder up over Booker T, and begins to climb to the top, finally grabbing the belt at the top!!

Winner by grabbing belt >>> Lance Storm, retains EAW TV Title