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LIVE from the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin!!

We cut to a scene of the announce position, with a new face. Joey Styles is there, per usual, but seated next to him, dressed prim and proper, is the same young lady seen in Seattle earlier in the week.

JS: Hello fans of EAW, I'm Joey Styles, and along with me is my new broadcast colleague, Miss Eko.

ME: Thank you Joey. I'm a little nervous, this is my first time on TV, but I'm planning on sticking around here for a while. We have some amazing matches lined up for tonight, but first on the agenda will be the new Commissioner, Lynxara, making a few announcements.

Suddenly, "Nine Lives" by Aerosmith cues up, signalling the arrival of a new feline face, but a face who's already changed the EAW.

Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the new Commisioner of the EAW... Lynxara!!

The fans cheer the cat-like commisioner as she walks down the aisle, waving to the fans. With agility simulating her namesake, she leaps up the top rope and plays to the crowd, raising her arms up. Then takes the mic from the Fink, looking around her before she begins.

Lynxara: Y'know, I never expected to find myself in a wrestling ring since my 3A days... thank God I was proven wrong, 'cause look at me now! I'm the Commisioner of the EAW! And from what I heard, this place needed one!

Lynxara pauses before continuing.

Lynxara: ... We got killer robots killing people, the son of Dark friggin' Sonic wreaking havoc, thank God he's gone... and we got bookers doing their own thing... no wonder Seijimi Kuroido called me in to take over before the EAW got wiped out a second time!

The fans boo at that idea, then Lynxara continues.

Lynxara: Well, as the new commish... as what HBK once called himself, the Sheriff... I promise to clean this place up and make sure that none of that crap ever, EVER happens again!

However, Lynxara is interrupted as "Party Up" by DMX plays over the PA System.

As he steps out onto the stage, a mic with high volume in his hand...he interrupts, "Well, look who we've got here...Lynxara."

Lynxara looks to Lord Gokuo, placing her hands on her hips as she cocks her head.

"So this is what Kuroido was up to...hiring some freak to commish the EAW?"
"Hey, watch it!" Lynxara interrupts. "In case you haven't noticed we got other furries here too. We might be offended by that 'freak' comment!"

"'We might be offended by that freak comment,'" LG sings, mockingly, in a feminine voice. "Well, that's just a damn shame, isn't it?" He then pauses, "Fact is, we don't really need your ass here. Hear all that sh*t you were talking about? In the past...and even if it wasn't, you couldn't do a damn thing about it more than we could."
"Oh, yeah? No, you see you couldn't do a damn thing about it because you were scared sh*tless!" Lynxara retorts. "I mean... c'mon, Mechius? Damien Kintobor?! Who wouldn't be scared of them? Well guess what? I'm not scared... I've gone up against crap like that back in the AAA, so I'm well prepared to deal with it. And if someone like Mechius defies me? I'll lay down the law. You can bet on that."

"Yeah, and die again."

He then continues, "Well, I think you haven't really thought this out. Do we police the wrestlers, and check to see what they are up to? Hell no. So what ARE we supposed to do? Keep armed guards around them at all times? We've got weird shit going on here, so there is gonna be a side effect."

"I got this thought out, Gokuo..." Lynxara says coldly. "... I know what to do... but tell ya what. If things here don't shape up with me at the helm, I'll step down. How about that? But don't wait up... 'cause things WILL be settled very soon."

"I'm make this simple--as good a wrestlers they are, Sonnette and her friends are the reason that Damien showed up here. They are also the reason that Mechius was attracted here. And its is easy to say that if things don't shape up you'll step down, because that ALREADY HAVE settled down! Mechius seems to be all but gone, and the Knight Cross and the RT&C got rid of Damian. They at least cleaned up their mess in that occasion. But whose to say that yunz ain't gonna attract more just like them?"

"Mechius is coming back, y'know... he was coming back before Seijimei called me up. He told me I had to deal with him. And I will deal with him. So don't you dare think that when Mechius comes back it'll be my fault!"

"Well, let's see here...Mechius. Well, fact is, I don't want Mechius in here either, but I don't understand how you can tell me he's coming back. Even if his contract is 'ironclad,' he should be gone. But in any case, you're trying to assume police duties, is that not right?"

"Hey, all I'm saying is that if Mechius goes back to his old tricks I'll send him packing. I'll suspend him indefinately and even have him arrested. The same thing goes for everyone else... there aren't gonna be any more fatalities in the EAW!"

The fans really cheer on that.

"Frankly, it all goes back to the fact that Jay is a worthless bitch. And if you think that anything aside of deactivation is gonna rid us of Mechius, then you're kidding yourself. But putting that business aside, what is this sh*t about you having the power to book matches on the fly--doing our job."

"That's your job, true, but it's my job too..." Lynxara retorts. "See, I'm here to make sure things are on the up and up... no screwjobs, no killing... I'm gonna make the EAW a place where the superstars here will enjoy working at! This ain't gonna be another WCW... or worse, the AWA. And you know what happened to those guys!"

"Turn the mic up," LG orders, and before he even says a word, even the humming from the mic becomes audible. "Make sure you don't overstep your bounds. And if Mechius comes back, then you can get all your fuzzy friends together, because it WILL be your f*cking problem." he says, the mic by then almost deafening. He tosses the mic aside as he heads to the back, the feedback screeching and causing most of the fans to cover their ears.

Lynxara especially winces, her ears more sensitive than any normal human ear; she drops to her knees, clutching her feline ears as she squints her eyes in pain... a trickle of blood can be seen oozing between her fingers!

JS: OH MY GOD!!! LG may have just ruptures Lynxara's ears!!

ME: I have nothing to do with that man...he just hired me.

LG shakes his head as he looks back at her in the ring, then turns around walks out of sight.But then, seems to change his mind...and steps back out. We can hear the sound drop as he pics the mic up, "Yeah...looks like your all set to handle it if it comes out. I'm sure everyone will rest easy now," he mocks, before tosses the mic aside again, with some feedback but not the same volume as last time.Lynxara manages to slowly get up as the sound is turned down... she looks down at the blood on her hands, and then back at the departing Gokuo, her eyes narrowed and her ears turned back; suffice it to say, Lynxara is very, VERY pissed.

(commercial time ^_^)

As we come back from break, we return to a shot of the announcers' table...

JS: Fans, our new Commissioner, Lynxara, came out here at the top of the show to make some announcements. But Booker Gokuo came out, mainly to just argue with her, and when Gokuo had the sound men raise the volume, then caused feedback, it injured Lynxara's ears. LG has reportedly left the building.

ME: Kind of odd...he didn't act this way at all earlier...but at any rate, it looks like our new commish isn't going to be making any rulings just yet. Up next, Krist Jonsson faces the Fair E's.

"Lucky" by Britney Spears begins to play, immediately causing most of the fans to boo. Silverass and Rigger come out first, arm-in-arm. On there way down to the ring, they are showered with beverage cans and trash.

ME: I'm kind of new here, but I'd venture to say these two aren't terribly popular.

JS: Thank you for pointing out the obvious, Eko.

Some hit Rigger in the head, others bounce of Silverass' rubbermaid "armor."

Cue "Smash" by the Offspring. As well as continued booing.

JS: Here is Krist Jonsson, making his return after supposedly retiring from the wrestling business after the death of his sister. As a result, he is starting all the way at the bottom of the ladder, in this handicap match.

ME: So...these two are like...the ultimate jobbers here?

JS: You catch on quick.

*ding, ding*

Silverass gets in the ring first, adjusting his aluminum -wrapped armor, then locks up with Krist. Krist tosses SA onto his...ass. SA rolls to his knees, and tries to get up, but is kicked in the ribs by Krist.

JS: VICIOUS kick to the ribs by Overlord!!

KJ drops both knees into SA's back, then hooks his legs and head, rolling backward into a bow-and-arrow stretch.

ME: Overlord going for an early submission hold...the Bow and Arrow!!

Rigger hops up and down on the apron for his partner. Krist looks over at him, laughing, and releases SA. SA scrambles to tag his partner.

ME: Silverass tags in Rigger!! As he does, Rigger rushes in, and gets kicked to the ribs. Overlord hooks him up and front Russian Leg Sweeps him, then rises back up, and German suplexes him from a waistlock on the mat, then gets up and drops a leg down on Rigger's leg.

JS: Overlord dominating the Fair E's, but Silverass is up and back in it!! KICKS OVERLORD IN THE GROIN FROM BEHIND!!!

ME: *winces*

Overlord reacts by grabbing his groceries in pain, and the Fair E's hop back up, and double dropkick Overlord.

JS: Double Team!! And Silverass back on the apron. Rigg looks to be going for the Road Rage...the swinging powerbomb...REVERSED into a facebuster by Overlord...COVER...ONE...TWO...THREE!!!

Winner by pinfall >>> Krist "Overlord" Jonnson

ME: What a thrilling...anticlimactic finish that was.

JS: The match sucked...I'll give you that.

**Commercial Break**

As we return from break, "War Machine" by KISS is playing over the PA system.

JS: Welcome back, fans! Try to forget that awful awful match that we just had on display here, we're truly sorry. Our first REAL match is up next, and it features the Cruiserweight Title on the line as Nova gets set for his first match of the night, when he makes a title defense against Ninja X! Ninja X looking in great condition tonight....Jenna as well.

ME: Try to roll up your tongue, keep it in your mouth, and do your job, Mr. Styles. You're supposed to be the straight man, not a drooling hormone-charged goofball.

JS: I was NOT gawking at her, Eko, I was just observing her--er, at any rate, the fans are giving Ninja X quite an ovation here.

"One Man Army" by Prodigy cues up, and Angelina steps out first, in a white, close-fitting but still rather modest outfit, then points out Nova, who steps out from the back, his arms up in a double "Victory" symbol, and the Cruiserweight Title around his waist.

ME: Tell me, Styles, is Angelina a natural blue-head?

JS: I'm not sure, but all these succubi seem to have odd hair colors.

ME: Nova removes the cruiserweight title, and hands it to Angelina, as Nova gets in the ring.

*ding, ding*

JS: Ninja X starts off first with right hands to Nova....roundhouse kick!! Takes Nova off his feet!! Ninja X with a quick leg drop--spins back up. Nova kippups...SIDE KICK to Nova. Nova stumbles and hits the ropes with his back.

ME: Ninja X with a handstand....cartwheels forward..DROPKICK!!!

JS: NOVA takes a spill to the outside!! Ninja X runs to the opposite ropes..REBOUNDS...fliesatNova...OH MY GOD..PLANCHA!!!

ME: Ninja X took out the Cruiserweight Champ!! He mounts him....fires away with right hands!!

JS: Ninja X back up...climbs onto the apron....Nova up , but dazed, Ninja X running from the apron, tumbles forward, NOVA CATCHES HIM!!!

ME: Nova flips him backward...*shreiks*

JS: OH MY GOD!!! Ninja X drops across the safety railing!! He may have busted a tooth!!

ME: Nova gets up...grabs Ninja X...rams his head to the steel...rolls him back into the ring...Nova climbs onto the apron, Ninja X back up....Nova looking for a springboard....NINJA X SPEARS NOVA!! Nova hits the safety railing back-first!

ME: Nova struggles to his feet...heads back for the ring...BASEBALL SLIDE!!

JS: Ninja X follows Nova to the outside...JUMPS ON HIS BACK!!! Locks on a sleeper! Nova falls forward...Ninja X with a tight grip still

ME: But he can't get a submission win outside...he'll have to take Nova back in...

JS: Ninja X knows that...but wants to weaken Nova as much as he can before he has to let go.

Ninja X releases, then picks up Nova by the hair, rolling him into the ring.

ME: Ninja X in after Nova...rolls him over...

ONE

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TW--NO!!

JS: Ninja X firmly in control...tosses Nova to the corner. Runs to the corner...Nova Backbody drops him! Ninja X lands gingerly on the top rope!!

ME: Nova acts quick...hooking up Ninja X...SLEDGE-O-MATIC!!

One

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TWO--NO!!

ME: Nova pushes off of Ninja X, who rolls back up to his feet. SIDE KICK from Ninja X. Boot to the midsection...Rocker Dropper!!

JS: Ninja X should probably go for a cover, but instead he's heading to the apron....Nova is getting up...Springboard...HEADSCISSORS!!! OH MY GOD!!

ME: Ninja X looking for the X-Splash...to the second rope...top rope....X-SPLASH!!! COUNTERED WITH A KNEE LIFT FROM NOVA!! Nova gets back up...Ninja X struggling to his feet...boot to Nova's midsection...Piledr--NO...Nova reverses......KRYPONITE KRUNCH!!

ME: COVER...ONE

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THREE!!

Winner by Pinfall >>> Nova, retains EAW Cruiserweight Title

*commercial break*

Written by Booker Wolf

As all three contenderships for the EAW Hardcore Title entered the ring,
the omnious Hell in a Cell is lowered over Nova, Ryokami, and Blueboy.
The wired ropes, is set ablazed as a ring techinian starts the dangerous
fire. The weapons are scattered everywhere, from the smallest daggers
to chairs and shovels. The stage is set and the bell sounds, starting
this hellish match.

*ding, ding*

Nova rushes at Ryokami, and catches him high with a flying forearm shot.
Ryokami quickly brushes it off, and returns the favor with a dropkick to
Nova's knee. Blueboy sneaks up behind Ryokami, whips him around and
places in a poistion for a DDT. Ryokami quickly counters it with, a
releasing Northern Lights suplex.

Nova picks up a chair, and tosses it Ryokami (who catches it), and hits
with a beautiful flipping dropkick, right into the chair. Blueboy gets
to he's feet, and nods to Nova, he nods back acceptingly. Then, as
Ryokami recovers, former bWo members; Nova and Blueboy double
shouldertackles Ryokami into the buring barbed wire ropes. Out of
nowhere, Blueboy proceeds to capitalize on Nova by hitting a DDT onto
another down chair. Blueboy then picks up... a STAPLER, and
holds up Nova's head signaling to the fans what everyone thinks he's
about to do.

A swift moment later, and Nova is lying in the ground in a pool of his
own blood. Little red holes (in pairs of two) can be seen on Nova's
forehead, as he lays on the canvas in a huge amount of pain. Meanwhile,
Blueboy and Ryokami are on the other side of the ring brawling it out.
Blueboy is taking it to Ryokami, as he continues to hit him rapidly with
left hands. Ryokami blocks a left hand, and blocks the incoming right
one. Ryokami has Blueboy and takes advantage as he kicks him in
testicles. Blueboy moans in pain as, he falls to the canvas. Ryokami
then places a trashcan over the head of Blueboy. Ryokami follows up
with hard kicks to Blueboy's covered head. By the way, Ryokami
continues his attacks to Blueboy, Blueboy doesn't look to good after
Ryokami takes the the trashcan off of his head, as Blueboy is busted
wide open. Ryokami doesn't let up, as he picks up Blueboy, and drives
him down with a brainbuster. Blueboy falls in a corner, looking
completely out of it. Ryokami looks as he is about run at Blueboy full
speed, as Nova intercepts Ryokami and drop toe hold him into some metal
stairs in the ring. This gives Blueboy some time to accend to the top
rope, but Nova sees him in the corner of his eye. Nova uses the metal
stairs/steps as a springboard to catch Blueboy in the gut with a punch,
just before he leaps, making the Blue lose his wind. Nova hops down the
turnbuckle to poisition the metal steps a quarter of the way down of
the top turnbuckle, and goes back to Blueboy on the turnbuckle. Nova
thens hooks Blue's legs, flips him over on his back, and....

NOVACAINS HIM OFF THE ROPE ONTO THE METAL STEPS!

Blueboy cannot make it, as the ref finally reaches ten, and he cannot
continue.

It boils down to Nova and Ryokami, as they continue to fight for the
Hardcore strap. Ryokami catches Ryokami with a swift powerslam, grabs a
chair, and sets it ablaze by putting it in the fire. Ryokami cracks
Nova's skull a number of eight times, before he finally misses a shot,
and Nova's counters with a superkick, right in Ryokami's jaw. Nova
grabs the flaming chair, and brands Ryokami's chest with it. Ryokami
quickly heals from it, and drives Nova into the steps with a bulldog
from behind. Ryokami takes Nova into the corner, and places the flaming
chair on Nova's face. Ryokami takes a running start, and with the steps
as his advantage, and dives in Nova's face with a low front dropkick,
driving the ablazed chair further into Nova.

The ref gets to a five count, before Nova can finally get up. As Nova
finally gets up, Ryokami was busy contracting a.... Bared Wire Flaming
Tumbtacked Double Stacked Tables. Ryokami laughs in evilish matter, but
from behind Nova hits him with great force with a ladder! Nova begins to
set up the ladder, and from behind Ryokami puts him in the Kajaku
Tsume!! Ryokami locks it in hard, but Nova hits him in the head with a
lying ringbell. Nova then piledrives Ryokami on the ringbell, and puts
him in the lower table of the stacked table. Nova wastes no time, and
in a quick flash, Nova is on the top of the ladder. Nova then takes a
great leap, as he does his patent Swanton Bomb through the two tables
crushing Ryokami. Both men take their time getting up, as Nova makes it
to his feet first. Nova takes the advantage and climbs the ladder for
the second time. Ryokami gets up, though, and climbs up with him. Both
reach the top of the ladder, and exchange punches. Nova gets the best
of Ryokami, but Ryokami counters with the Kajaku Tsume for the SECOND
TIME! Nova, goes under, but somehow fights back! Nova finally breaks
it, and from the the other side Ryokami does a dive at him, but is
caught by Nova!

NOVACAIN OFF OF THE LADDER TO THE WREAKAGE OF THE TABLES!!

Both contenders, are out of it, and by the ref reaches eight, Nova
finally makes it up, but Ryokami isn't able to do the same.

WINNER BY KNOCKOUT, NEW EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION >>> Nova

As we come back from break, we get a video clip of Nova celebrating with the Hardcore Title.

Back to the announcer's desk...

JS: Just before commercial break, we saw an incredible match, between Nova, Ryokami, and Blueboy. Nova had already defended his Cruiserweight Title against Ninja X, yet he managed to pull off a victory in the Hell's Asylum Match, winning the vacant Hardcore Title.

ME: I've never witnessed anything like that in my entire broadcast career!! Okay, it hasn't been long, but I'm not lying.

"Bawitaba" by Kid Rock begins to play--the familiar entrance theme of Kidd Foxx.

"MY NAME is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID."

Kidd Foxx steps out onto the stage, and begins to taunt the crowd, although he gets a mixed reaction. He runs down to the ring, slides inside, and runs to a corner, and climbs it, popping his middle fingers up.

ME: Not exactly well mannered, is he?

JS: No miss...Kidd Foxx does not give a fu...well, you know.

ME: Hmph.

We pan over to the stage, where "Black" by Sevendust begins to play, and the Silhouette of Kairi Lyger appears...lit up a bit by his glowing eyes and the glint of gold from his European Title belt.

JS: The returning Kairi Lyger!! Lyger had been stripped of his title by Booker Tatum earlier, but upon his return, he had been re-awarded the title--this will be his first defense upon returning.

ME: Kairi's kind of cute...hee-hee.

JS: *Ahem* Kairi climbs into the ring, and hands the referee the European Title.

*ding, ding*

JS: And our European Title match is underway. Foxx vs. Lyger...

ME: Foxx and Lyger grab each other's hands...Lyger begins to out-power Foxx...a knee from Foxx prevents him from taking control. Foxx with an arm-wringer...turns it into a hammerlock...Lyger reaches down and pulls Foxx's leg through...drops down and wrenches back on the leg.

JS: Foxx kicks him off, but Lyger isn't sufficiently stunned...rolls back up.

ME: Lyger grabs Foxx by the arm...drops him down into an armbar. Lyger releases. Foxx and Lyger both up...Foxx whips Lyger to the corner...grabs hold and vaults up and BEHIND the charging Foxx...rams Foxx front-first to the turnbuckle.

ME: Lyger tries to roll up Foxx..ONE and NO!!!

JS: Violent kick out by Kidd Foxx. Foxx back up....ties up Lyger in the corner...turn around...THRUST KICK!!

ME: Ouchie...

JS: Kidd Foxx rushes in...up...MONKEY FLIP!! Foxx springs up to the top rope....Lyger up and woozy, Foxx off the top...DROP KICK!!! Lyger counters with a DROP KICK!!!

ME: Mistake there, Styles.

ME: Lyger pulls Foxx to his feet...charges a shoulder to his chest, into a hammerlock...Full Nelson...THERE'S THE DRAGONBOMB!!

One

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TWO

NO!!

JS: Kidd Foxx kicks out at two. Foxx up...Lyger grabs him around the neck!! CHOKE LYGERBOMB!!! One...two...three!!!

Winner by pinfall >>> Kairi Lyger, retains European Title

*Commercial Break*

As we come back from break, some clips air from the last match, of Lyger pinning Kidd Foxx to retain the European Title, and then a promo is shown of Lance Storm and Armistice's little spat.

JS: Welcome everyone, in time for tonight's main event! Our first android competitor, Carin Peacecraft, is going to debut tonight. This is not only her first match in EAW, but also I believe in a wrestling ring to begin with. A beginner, but she has quite a task ahead of her as she takes on a veteran, Calgary's own Lance Storm!!

ME: Basically, Lance is a pig-headed, ignorant, stubborn male and national chauvinist, and has the tolerance level of a skinhead. He can't accept Carin for what he is, and basically the only way I see it happening is if Carin gives it to him good, and beats the snot out of him. Carin...you GO girl!!

"Fiction (Dreams In Digital)" by Orgy begins to cue up over the PA System, and Carin nervously steps out onto the stage for her debut match...here, in the main event, against Lance Storm. He gains a bit of confidence from the fans' cheers, and cheerfully begins to walk down the ramp, waving to them.

ME: Wow...people have just gotta stop knocking American engineering...Carin is a fine, fine specimen. But can she get the job done here against Storm?

She gets in the ring, and watches...and waits for her opponent.

"Oh Canada" begins to play, and the cheers turn to boos like a flip of a switch. The proud Canadian athelete, Lance Storm, steps out onto the ramp, waving the Mapleleaf flag of his homeland.

Lance doesn't acknowledge the boos nary a bit, with an all-business expression on his face.

ME: Does this guy EVER smile?

JS: Lance does have a problem loosening up, but when he gets in the ring, he's as deadly as they come. As much as I hate to say it, I don't think that Armistice has a chance here.

ME: So just how else do these two match up, Styles?

JS: Well, although Storm has a height, and thus, a leverage advantage, Carin actually weighs nearly the SAME as Storm, so she actually has a lower center of gravity.

ME: Carin with an armdrag! Lance back to his feet...CLOTHESLINE! Cover...not even a one. Armistice kicks out. She charges out..armdrag by Lance...turns it to a side armbar...Carin gets to her feet...elbow to Lance...snapmares him over.

ME: Both are up...Carin swings a leg, ducked by Storm...Inverted Atomic Drop!! Storm with a HARD whip to the corner...Carin slumping there.

JS: Storm charges in...HARD KNEE to the face...and a boot across the throat!!

ME: The fans are booing him...as they should!

JS: Storm grabs the ankle of Peacecraft...yanks her out of the corner...applies a step over toehold!

ME: Carin shoves Storm off with a hard kick to the face as Lance bends down. Lance hits the ropes back first...bounces forward....THRUST KICK from the mat!!!

JS: OH MY GOD!! Lance gets the taste kicked right out of his mouth!! Carin is up....grabs Lance....looks like a Diamond Cutter coming up....NO...she's running up the turnbuckle...ACID DROP!! ACID DROP!!! Storm rolls to the outside, right in front of us!!

ME: That little ole android is gonna be tougher to beat than you thought, eh Lancie?

JS: Lance gets back up...but Armistice looks ready to capitalize...slingshot...CAUGHT BY STORM!!! POWERSLAMMED ONTO THE FLOOR!!

ME: Oh...my....

JS: Lance violently yanks her to her feet by her hair...slams her head to the apron. Spins her around...MASSIVE chop to the chest!! Another! Lance sits her on top of the apron...he's climbing up.

ME: *running away from the table* I'm outta here...

JS: Lance looking for...oh no...

"KRASH--Crack!!"

JS: Lance Storm just Suplexed Armistice from the apron through our announce table!

ME: And hit his head on it in the process...

JS: Both Storm and Peacecraft are down...the referee is up to five...

But then, from the other side of the ring, a familiar face pops out from under the ring. The Labatt Blue bear! The crowd begins to boo him at he gets in the ring, and then taps the referee on the shoulder. The referee turns around.

JS: Don't turn around!! No!! RIGHT PAW ACROSS THE HEAD!!! The referee is down!!! That Ursa Major-pain-in -the-ass is back to help Storm!!

The bear rolls out to the other side of the ring, grabs Storm roughtly by the back of his neck and the waist of his tights, and tosses him back into the ring.

ME: Storm tosses back in!! But now he's going for Carin!

JS: He has her..he has her...KNEE TO THE STOMACH!!! Carin strikes back!! Right hands on the bear!! Dumps him over the guardrail!!

After tumbling over the guardrail, the head of the bear pops off, but the person inside grabs the head, putting it back on hurriedly, then rushes off through the crowd.

ME: Carin has driven off a bear!! THAT'S a tough woman for ya!

JS: But she still isn't finished with Storm...Storm is up...still confused...but the referee is still down and down. Carin climbs back in, looking eye-to-eye with Storm. She shoves him...Storm shoves back...

*WHAP*

ME: Carin slaps Storm right across the face!!

JS: Storm with hard rights now!! Viciously attacking Carin...he backs up...boot to the midsection...Deep Impact!!

ME: REVERSED!!! CARIN BACK BODY DROPS HIM!!!

JS: SUNSET FLIP!! ONE

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TWO!!!

ME: KICK OUT!!!

Both get back to their feet...

JS: Lance goes for a thrust kick...ducked!! Carin grabs the foot of Storm! Throws it around...boot to Storm! Cinches him up!!! HIGH IN THE AIR..AAAAAAAAAAND!!! OH MY GOD!! THE KILL SWITCH!!!

All the fans count along..

"ONE

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TWO

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THREE!!!"

Winner by Pinfall >>> "Armistice" Carin Peacecraft