The opening pyros shoot off, as we take a look at various signs around the arena.

JR greets the viewers at home, "WELCOME to Riot Rulz! I'm Jimmy Rogers along with "The Prince" Bobby Marshall. We are at the Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami, Florida! Last Sunday at Aggression we witnessed three titles change hands. We have a new Hardcore Champion: Mortis. We have new tag champions: Scorpion's Pyre, who announced their engagement to the world after winning the titles." The Prince interrupts, "Could you imagine what that would have been like if they LOST?!" JR answers, "I would imagine that would have been a little awkward, but Kaye and Sasori have been inseparable ever since we first saw them on EAW television."

"Personally," the Prince answers, "I think Kaye would be better off with a REAL MAN!! Like ME, or Triple H, or the World Champion, Flyboy. Especially Flyboy! Flyboy is deeply in love with Kaye, JR!"

"Oh, he is not! He's just looking for the same thing he gets everynight from that tramp Tympani!"

"WHAT!! How dare you insult Tympani like that! I'll tell Flyboy you said that, JR!"

"Go ahead you kiss ass. Anyway, the story here is that Sasori has had enough of Flyboy, and tonight Flyboy will defend the World Championship against Sasori, and Kaye will be guest refereeing."

"See, there you have it, JR! Not only is Flyboy a fighting champion, but he trusts his love..."

JR gives the Prince a disgusted look, "AW, come off it. This may just be the stupidiest decision that Flyboy has ever made, asking LG to book that match."

"Don't forget that when Flyboy wins, he's going to take Kaye with him, and they'll finally get a chance to get away from that jealous Sasori. Maybe Fly will take her for a nice romantic dinner, a walk on the beach--we are in Miami, y'know--and maybe Kaye will come to her senses and drop that loser mime!"

Exasperated, JR just doesn't even bother answering, and instead moves on, "Crucifix will defend the European Title against Cyrus, Code Red will defend the People's Title against Big Yiffy, Rik and Mortis will meet outside with the Hardcore Title on the line--and the fur and fire will be flying."

"Nevermind about those matches, JR, tell them about THE match!"

"*sigh* Well, tonight, in a...Bikini...Beach...Brawl," the crowd (and the Prince) pop huge over the announcement, as JR finishes, "Lilith will take on Black Widow."

"WHOOOO-HOOOO!!! That's what I'm talking about JR! Batties and Spidies!!"

JR moves on, "But first, it'll be the Undertaker...one-on-one with Viscera!!"

Taker doesn't have a prayer, JR."

However, instead of Undertaker or Viscera's theme music, "Party Up" by DMX plays over the PA, and Booker Lord Gokuo comes out of the entranceway, and makes his way down to the ring.

"MIAMI!!! Are you ready for the EAW!!" the crowd cheers, and LG continues, "Well, I'm very proud of tonight's event, but I'm sad to announce that neither Magdra nor Crucifix will be able to make it here for their respective matches. So, if Magdra does not show up, Kidd Foxx will win by forfeit, and I'm afraid I will have to award the European Title to Cyrus, since Crucifix cannot defend it. However, I can't give it to Cyrus now, because right now, Crucifix still had it. We will do our best to get a hold of the title as soon as possible, but unless Crucifix shows up, Cyrus is your new European Champion!" The crowd does NOT like that announcement at all.

"The Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails blasts over the PA as Viscera and Mideon step out to the stage to boos from the crowd. He lumbers his way to the ring, and slowly crawls inside. JR comments, "Look at those haunting blue eyes on Viscera...almost as if he's possessed!"

"No, JR. I know the story. Vis has suffered from bad eyesight all his life. Well, he happened to have some friends in the organ racket. Remember Vanilla Ice?"

"Oh, come off it, Prince, you don't mean..."

"Where do you think that Mideon got those eyeballs he carries around. Viscera didn't need them anymore when he got his new ones, and he gave them to Mideon to play with. That is a friend!! Would you give me your eyes, JR?"

"All I'd give you would be a finger."

Viscera waits impatiently in the ring, then the PA starts up the "American Badass" sample.

"Twiiiiisted...Brah-brah-brah-BROWN!!!"

JR says, "Don't expect a wrestling clinic out of these two. This is going to be a plain old-fashioned--"

The Prince finishes, "SLOBBERKNOCKER, right?"

"Yes."

"Well, speaking of slobber and knockers," he erupts in giddy glee, "The Bikini Beach Brawl is after this match!!"

The Undertaker drives his motorcycles out from backstage, around the ring once, gets off, and then slides into the ring where Viscera begins to stomp at him, until the Undertaker gets to his feet.

JR: "The Undertaker starts off with a series of right hands...European Uppercut to the chin. Viscera is starting to deliver some shots of his own...he flings the Undertaker to the Corner....Vis charges, Undertaker counters with a big boot! Taker charged out of the corner...FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Vis struggles to his feet, taker bounces off the ropes, ANOTHER FLYING CLOTHESLINE...and a legdrop across the throat."

BM: "Come on Viscera, you IDIOT!! GET UP!!"

JR: "A Viscera fan, Prince?"

BM: "YEAH! At least he's smart enough to hang around with Kintobor instead of fight him!"

JR: "Taker has Viscera on his feet, trys to Irish Whip, Viscera blocks...again...Viscera blocks!" Viscera counters with an Irish Whip of his own, SAMOAN DROP!! Both are down...and the ref begins the mandatory ten count...

BM: "They're back up, and Viscera boots Taker in that flabby gut...taker catches...ENZUI GIRI!!"

JR: "Viscera is taking advantage, and dragging Undertaker to the outside..."

Viscera yanks Taker out, letting his body drop to the mats on the outside with a splat. He climbs up onto the apron, then onto the top rope...

BM: "AHHHHHHHHH!! Viscera's going to squash the Undertaker!!"

JR: "Viscera just Superflied the Undertaker!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! He must have crushed several of Undertaker's ribs..."

Viscera picks up the Undertaker and rolls him intot the ring, then rolls in himself, but the Undertaker sits up!

JR: "I stand corrected...the Undertaker is still in this fight!!"

The Undertaker gets to his feet and grabs Viscera around the throat.

BM: "Undertaker is about to...Mideon just yanked the Undertaker to the outside...and he's stomping away!!"

The ref orders Mideon to the back, and the Undertaker slowly gets back up and...

JR: "CHOKESLAM ON MIDEON!! Now here comes GI Bro!! The referree sees him, though."

Suddenly, out of the crowd 2Pac jumps the security railing and slides into the ring, and stands behind the Undertaker who is looking at GI Bro.

JR: "Now 2Pac is in...right behind Viscera!!"

Mideon points to the ring, urging the referee to turn his head...and he does, just in time to see...

JR: "2Pac with a POWERBOMB on Viscera!!"

Viscera has won this match. But NOW THE UNDERTAKER--WITH THE TOMBSTONE!!!!"

Winner by Disqualification >>> Viscera of the Neo-Horde

The Undertaker, 2Pac, and GI Bro attack Viscera, and then when Mideon comes in to help his partner, he is chokeslammed and hit with Harlem Hangover as we go to commercial break.

**(Commercial Break: The Shackstreet Boyz debut album is out in 11 days!)**

We go live to Miami beach, where the referee, Ayane, is standing in the ring in her "refereeing bikini." A number of fans are standing around the ringside area in swimsuits.

Instead of Lilith's regular theme music, "Spookshow Baby (Black Leather Cat Suit Mix)" by Rob Zombie plays as Lilith steps onto the scene, dressed in her regular outfit, and gets booed. She laughs, then transforms her outfit to a netherflesh ONE PIECE!! This fares no better with the crowd, until Lilith transforms again; this time she grows to a physical age of nineteen again, and her outfit shrinks to a red thong!! She waves to the (now) cheering fans. "Voices" cues up as Black Widow steps onscreen

Ayane signals for the bell to ring, and the match starts. BW starts it off with a fake clothesline she turns into a waistlock, then into a Mysterio-rana. Lilith waits for a two count before kicking out. She whips BW to the ropes, boosts her up into the air, and monkey-flips her as she falls. Stunned, BW gets back up, and falls backward over the ring ropes, a la Kane. Lilith opts for another route: She bounces off the opposite ropes and attempts a running plancha, but BW sidesteps it, and Lilith eats sand. BW hooks on a double-armed Camel Clutch, but is unable to lock it on properly, and Lilith breaks free, and slides back into the ring. She gestures with her index finger for BW to follow her.

BW hops onto the apron, but Lilith does a handstand, catches BW's head between her ankles, and flips her over the ropes. Lilith then runs to the corner, up the turnbuckle, and lands a moonsault on BW. Widow DDT's Lilith, legdrops, and somersault senton's Lilith. She attempts to whip Lilith to the corner, but Lilith reverses, sending BW into the corner, where she hits, and slumps.

Lilith feels herself up like Goldust, then hits the Bronco Buster on Widow. She then drags her out of the ring and over to the nearest hole, and tosses her in. She shoves a small pile of sand into the hole, but Widow climbs out, and snap suplexes Lilith into it!! Lilith climbs out, shakes the sand off her wings, and slips behind BW. She UNDOES Black Widow's bikini top, and as Black Widow tries to cover up, Lilith Russian Leg Sweeps BW into the hole!!. Lilith daintily drops it into the hole and tries to use her wings to shovel the sand over her.

Widow leaps straight up out of the pit!! Top in her right hand and arms folded over her chest. Ayane rushes over to help BW tie it back on. Lilith whips Widow to the corner where the guardrails meet, but Widow reverses, and Lilith hits it!! BW runs in, monkey-flips Lilith, and waits into the corner for Lilith to rise...when she does, BW hits the Kumo No Sasu!! BW drags Lilith near another hole, but Lilith gets up, zips behind, and bulldogs BW into the sand. She dumps a handful of sand INTO BW's BIKINI BOTTOM!! Then rubs her face in the sand! Widow gets back up, and hits the Kumouchikomu Piledriver, leaving Lilith with her head sticking in the sand.

BW pulls Lilith out, and rolls her into the hole. She shoves piles of sand into it, and covers up Lilith. Lilith pops her head up through the sand as Ayane signals for the bell.

Winner by burying opponent in sand >>> Black Widow

**(Commercial Break. Buy the new Iron Maiden Album, "Brave New World.")**

"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock begins to play over the PA, and Kidd Foxx steps out onto the entranceway, to a warm reception, although some of the newer fans don't seem to know how to react to the returning Foxx.

Magdra's music plays, but he doesn't come out. It is announced that Magdra has not arrived at the arena. Winner by Forfeit >>> Kidd Foxx

A wolf's howl is heard over the PA, followed by "Of Wolf and Man" by Symphony & Metallica. He gets in the rings and waits over in the corner.

JR: "The challenger, Big Yiffy, said he wanted a shot the first time he appeared on EAW TV, and Connelly made the challenge for tonihgt HIMSELF!!"

Green lights glow from the stage as "There's A Fire In the House" by Steve Vai begins to play, then turns into a blinking yellow, then a strobe red. Fireworks explode from the entranceway as the People's Champion, "Code Red" Michael Connelly steps out.

JR: "The People's Champion! He just defended that title successfully against Black Widow at Aggression."

BM: "Lucky him!! Getting to roll around all sweaty with--"

JR: "Calm down, Prince. They're only friends."

(The bell rings)

JR: "And the match has started. Connelly and Dogstar lock up...side armbar by Dogstar, Connelly trips him. He locks on a spinning toehold!!"

BM: "Dogstar kicks him away...he rolls backwards...rolls forward, CLOTHESLINE!!"

JR: "Dogstar follows it up with an elbow...and puts Code Red's head between his legs."

BM: "Could be a Piledriver, or a Powerbomb."

JR: "He's pounding on Red's back...locks both arms..UP and DOWN!! TIGER DRIVER SLAM!!"

BM: "He's trying to wear Red out with a Boston Crab."

JR: "Connelly powers out! Looks like a STO! Dogstar is down, and....Connelly is mocking the Cano's Elbow!! Off the ropes...over Dogstar...off the ropes...MISSED!! Dogstar is up, grabs Connelly...and Powerbombs him into the top turnbuckle pad!! Now he's hoisting Connelly up!!

BM: "Dogstar hugging Connelly...looks like a Belly-to-Belly!!"

JR: "Connelly breaks free....no...he can't be....SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!!! CODE RED AND BIG YIFFY TO THE OUTSIDE!!!"

BM: "There is NO WAY they can continue!!"

REF: "1....

2....

3....

4....

5....

6...

7...

JR: "Somehow they are grabbing onto the apron>"

REF: "8...9.."

JR: "And they are back in!! Connelly with the Crimson Crunch Clutch--no, Dogstar breaks free...Evenflow...!!"

BM: "Go behind by Dogstar, kidney shot, low Rocker Dropper!!"

JR: "Connelly whipped to the ropes--POWERSLAM!! POWERSLAM!! POWERSLAM!!"

BM: "One...Two, and no!"

JR: "Code Red up...he's backing off..."

BM: "Dogstar charges in...drop toe hold!!"

JR: "Connelly drags him parallel to the corner...up....and MICHAEL-SAULT ON DOGSTAR'S back!! But I don't think he can capitalize."

(The ref counts to 6, and Dogstar is the first up.)

JR: "Dogstar picks up Code Red by the head...kick, EVENFLOW!! ONE...TWO....NO!ALMOST A NEW CHAMPION!!"

BM: "Dogstar gets him up....vertical suplex..............and DOWN!!!"

JR: "Connelly rolls out of the ring!"

REF: ONE....TWO....THREE....FOUR...

JR: "Code Red gets on the apron...HEAVEN's ARROW!!! But Dogstar's back up...Side Walk Slam...and...HE CALLS FOR--"

BM: "THE CANO'S ELBOW...WHOO-HOOO!!"

JR: "Off the ropes...over Connelly...off the ropes again...CANO'S ELBOW!!!"

BM: "One...two...KICKOUT!!"

JR: "Connelly's up, spinning back kick...and Dogstar stumbles to the corner...SPEAR BY CONNELLY...and the series of clotheslines..."

BM: He whips him against the ropes..."

BM: He bounces off himself, leapfrog, bounces off again SPEAR!!!"

JR: "Connelly completes the Immaculate Perplexion!! He hooks Dogstar...CONDITION RED!! CONDITION RED!! CONDITION RED!! ONE...TWO...THREE!!! Connelly retains!!

Winner by pinfall >>> "Code Red" Michael Connelly ; Retains EAW People's Title.

**(Commercial Break. Lipton BRISK Iced Tea, Eric Clapton/BB King "Riding With The King")**

We go live to the condemned apartment complex, where the Mortis/Felstrom match is scheduled to take place. A ring has been set up on the adjoining basketball court, and Mortis and Felstrom stand in opposite corners, awaiting the bell. Mortis is in his ring gear, of course. Felstrom is wearing the same blue, Psi-resistant bodysuit he was wearing in his promo earlier. The referee is wearing a similar one, zebra-striped. Due to the conditions, it was decided on that formalities such as entrances would be skipped. The adjoining apartment has been filled with cheap cameras, and a small army of zombified humans and dogs pace outside the ring.

The bell rings, and the two circle around each other. Mortis hits a running dropkick, and catches Felstrom on the way up with another one, he whips Rik to the ropes, Rik ducks, spins behind, and schoolboys Mortis...not even a one count. Roundhouse by Mortis, gut kick grabbed by Rik, Enzuigiri misses, Rik turns in into a 10-57. Mortis breaks free easily, powerslams Rik, and goes to the top rope, and catches the rising Felstrom with a Decapitator. Felstrom gets back up, piledrives Mortis, then picks him back up for a Stunner, which Mortis shakes off. Mortis gives him a look like, "Enough of this...let's get real, here." FELSTROM ATTACKS!! He lands a Hobbes' Pounce on Mortis that sends the mummy and Rik flying through the ring ropes, which give a little than snap like rubber bands. They skid across the rough concrete, unattended for years, leaving behind of a trail of spandex from Mortis' outfit, and large chunks of his dead skin. Rik gets in three good shots before being blasted off of Mortis with an eyebeam; the blast sends him back-first to one of the ringposts. Mortis holds him there for a few seconds before letting up on the eyebeam, then lets Rik fall and slump onto the concrete just outside the ring. Rik gets up, eyes dead-set at Mortis, as Mortis licks his lips and unsheaths his dagger, but he then teleports---BEHIND RIK! Mortis grabs Rik around the neck with his left arm, rips a piece of one of the ring ropes dangling from the apron, and pulls it back with his left hand chokes Rik with it. He then unsheaths his dagger and attempts to slit Rik's jugular with the dagger; he fares no better against the suit than a shark's tooth on steel mesh. With, well, catlike agility Rik wriggles free--TELEPORTS BEHIND MORTIS, and plunges his fist into Mortis' kidney area, letting loose an energy blast throughout Mortis' body; Mortis explodes neatly into six parts: head, torso, and left and right arms and legs.

The referee goes runs over to Mortis' head, asking him if he wants to give up, but Mortis' head just spits on the referee's helmet. Rik jumps on Mortis' torso, flips it on it's back, and get's a two count before three of the cerberus jump on him, preventing the pinfall. Four of the zombies act quickly to gather Mortis' severed limps, and lay them neatly around the torso as the cerberus hold Rik down. Mortis' head drags itself to the neck area by it's lips, and the body is engulfed in a flash of light, and the six parts reform as one. Rik charges his entire body, tossing the cerberus off him. Both Rik and Mortis teleport at the same time, again and again, as the camerman tries to follow the action. The air is punctuated with the sound of fists hitting flesh, until it ends with Rik being fired into the building itself as Mortis hovers it the air. Mortis hesitates a moment before taking off after Felstrom, attempting Raiden's torpedo. We see blurry black-and-white shots of Mortis driving Rik through several walls until Rik disappears; Mortis nearly stops dead in his tracks.

We've lost sight of them both...but a stripped car outside the fence disappears.....

and reappears in the fence, heaved by Mortis as Rik appears right in it's path!! Rik holds up his hand, stopping it with his psychokinesis, and sends it back the way it came...to Mortis, through the corner of the apartment, sending a section of the building tumbling to the ground like a house of cards.

But Mortis tosses off the debris that landed on him, and attempts to teleport behind Rik again, pulling out his dagger. But Rik teleports just in time as Mortis whiffs the grab...to the side, grabs Mortis' arm, and tears it off, still with the dagger. Rik is then chop-blocked by two zombies from behind, and drops Mortis' arm. Mortis picks up his arm, but instead of reattaching it, he teleports above Rik with the arm between his legs, and piledrives the dagger into Rik's abdominal region, than hooks Rik's leg. One....Two..KICK OUT!! Rik grabs Mortis around the neck, runs up the fence, and acid drops him onto the concrete. He then bench-presses Mortis, but he teleports away before Rik can toss him down. He teleports several times, and blasts Rik with his eyebeam from various angles...Rik cannot track him. He thinks he's detected him, turns around, blasts a red energy beam from his palms!! But it's victim is just a common zombie, which explodes into dust and bone fragments. Above Rik, Mortis smiles--his decoy worked!

Mortis flies downward; Rik looks up just a split-second too late. Mortis collides with Rik and hammers him into the concrete with a flurry of punches from his bony fists, leaving behind a tell-tale FIVE FOOT DEEP CRATER in the shape of Rik's body!! Mortis stands up and signals for the ref to make the count. ONE...TWO...RIK SPRINGS BACK UP!! He blasts Mortis between the legs, cutting him in two, and flies up through the temporary gap. The two teleport around again, exchanging fists and feet, until high above the complex, Rik powerbombs Mortis from the air, sending him down to the complex. He zips underneath and plunges his fist into Mortis' back again, and flies straight through the hole he creates!!!

Mortis falls like a rock downward, through the roof!

Rik lands in the front of the building. Mortis teleports about ten feet behind him. A large blade of pure energy appears from Rik's clenched fist, and he swings his entire body around, missing Mortis as he teleports, but he continues the swing as Mortis appears in front of him, and Rik then teleports in front of the buiding. Mortis lets loose his eyebeam at Rik, then at the keystones from just above their foundations, causing an entire section of the outer wall to collapse upon Rik--Mortis quickly rolls out of way. When the dust clears, only Rik's left leg can be seen sticking out from under a section of the outer wall.

Mortis acts quick, and runs and jumps on top of the pile of rubble encasing Felstrom, and the referee makes the count, the foot starting to wriggle...ONE....TWO....THREE!!! Felstrom tosses the section of the wall off of him, but the referee informs him he just lost.

Winner by Pinfall >>> Mortis, STILL Hardcore Champion!

**(Commercial Break. Ozzfest, ECW, Dreamcast)**

JR: SHUT UP, PRINCE! This is a very emotional time for these two.

BM: Are you crying?

JR: Well, maybe a little.

BM: Want to use one of my tissues?

JR: "Not after that Lilith-Black Widow match!!"

BM: "Not only is Flyboy a fighting champion, but he's a down-to-earth-guy, too. Did you know that he helped the ring crew set up this afternoon?!"

JR: "Well, good for him.." "A lot of people ask me (ask me)....am I afraid of death..." "I Still Don't Give A F***" begins to play over the PA and The Flyboy The lights goes out, and fireworks explode in the arena. The Flyboy stands in the entrance, belt around his waist, as he pours a bottle of water over himself. He walks to the ring as the crowd boos him,tense face or happy face depending on how he feels. He stands on the apron and spits water on the crowd, and enters the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and put up his "guns" to his head. He steps down, removes the belt from his waist, and holds it up the World Title before handing it to Kaye, and before the ref rings the bell he charges at Sasori.

JR: "BEFORE THE BELL--Double Leg Takedown by Flyboy, now a series of right hands."

Kaye grabs Flyboy by the back of his neck, yanks him off of Sasori, scolding him. She then rings the bell.

JR: "Kaye is not going to tolerate any of this behavior from Flyboy."

Flyboy gets back up to his feet, and cautiously looks for an opening on Sasori. Sasori locks up with Flyboy and executes an inverted piledriver, then puts on a rear chinlock. BM: "That isn't going to keep Flyboy down...he's getting to his feet, he slings Sasori into the ropes--go behind--GERMAN SUPLEX!!

JR: "One....Tw--no!!"

Sasori kicks out then levels Flyboy with a clothesline. Flyboy gets back up, and it his with another one. Sasori then slingshot body splashes Flyboy.

JR: "One...Two...ANOTHER NEAR FALL in this matchup."

Flyboy gets up, hits a snap suplex on Sasori, backs up against the ropes, and catches the rising Sasori with a spinning heel kick. When he gets up again, he charges Flyboy, and is backbody dropped to the outside.

JR: "Sasori up...over, and hits the outside of the ring!!"

BM: "Flyboy is running to the opposite side of the ring, he bounces off....SUICIDE DIVE!!!! INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!"

The Suicide Dive slams Sasori's back into the steel guardrail, and both lay motionless for a few seconds.

JR: Kaye has counted five on Flyboy and six on Sasori...they need to get back in the ring or they'll be counted out."

Flyboy is not surprisingly the first to get up. He steps over the guardrail, and lines himself up with Sasori. He vaults over the railing and splashes onto Sasori, but stays on top of him.

BM: "What are you doing, Flyboy? Get up and beat on him some more!"

JR: "I think Flyboy's so used to Hardcore matches, he forgot that you can only pin in the ring in normal matches.

Flyboy remembers himself, and gets off of Sasori, but he has given him a short while to recover. Fly picks up Sasori by his head, and rolls him into the ring near the corner. Flyboy hops onto the apron, onto the turnbuckle, then readies his "finger guns," signaling for...

JR: "I think Flyboy's going to try the Swanton Bomb now, Prince."

Suddenly the Undertaker runs out, and shoves Flyboy off the turnbuckle. Sasori instinctivy rolls out of the way..but not seeing the Undertaker, mistakingly he rolls right under the falling Flyboy!!

BM: "AHHHHHH!! Flyboy hit Sasori all right, but I don't think he planned it that way!"

Sasori gets to his feet and fires himself up, he slings Flyboy into the corner and hits the Corner Trap. Then he throws him into the opposite corner and hits ANOTHER CORNER TRAP!!

JR: "Sasori is building momentum..."

Flyboy stumbles out of the corner and falls flat on his face. Sasori then attempts a powerbomb, but...

JR: "Sasori attempting a powerbomb....BUT WHAT'S THIS...FLY HOLDING ON---REVERSE INTO A HURRACANRANA!!!"

BM: "MORE RIGHT HANDS BY FLYBOY!!"

Flyboy gets back up, and pulls Sasori up...

JR: "Flyboy is attempting a Northern Lights Suplex---SASORI BLOCKS---SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!

BM: "HE'S HOLDING ON...VENOM STRIKE!!!"

Sasori gets up, grabs Flyboy by his ankles, and drags him to the center of the ring. He steps in, and locks on the Fatal Encounter (Sasori Gatame), and struggles to turn Flyboy over, but..."

JR: "Somebody is coming out from the crowd...it's...TYMPANI!!!"

As Kaye watches carefully as Sasori struggles to flip Flyboy, Tympani grabs Kaye's left ankle, and pulls her out of the ring.

JR: "Why is Tympani out here? Her 'man' is just in this to get Kaye?!"

Tympani stares at Kaye for a second, then leaps onto her...and begins to make out with her?!?!

JR: "Wothahell?!"

BM: "YES!! YES!! I THINK I SEE SOME TONGUE!!"

JR: "Sasori finally flips Flyboy!"

Sasori sees Kaye and Tympani, and Sasori releases Flyboy's legs...his eyes are locked onto Kaye and Tympani...

BM: "THIS IS THE GREATEST RIOT RULZ EVER!!!"

Flyboy slowly gets back up, he kicks Sasori in the groin from behind. As Sasori doubles over, Flyboy spins him around...

JR: "LOW BLOW BY FLYBOY----THE FLYDOWN!!!"

Flyboy rolls out of the side of the ring opposite from Kaye and Tympani, throws up the banner, and pulls a SLEDGEHAMMER from underneath the ring!!

JR: "A SLEDGEHAMMER, Prince!! There's your 'down-to-earth guy.' I'll bet he snuck it under there when he was helping the ring crew."

BM: "SEE?! He isn't retarded!"

Kaye throws Tympani off her with authority, then begins to spit, cough and gag. She then turns her head to see Flyboy with the Sledgehammer. She slides in the ring...

JR: "FLYBOY'S GOING TO CRUSH SASORI'S SKULL!!"

As Flyboy swings the sledgehammer, Kaye runs over and catches it in midflight with her left hand, then signals for a DQ with her right!?!

JR: "SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY!! KAYE JUST CAUGHT THAT SLEDGEHAMMER WITH ONE HAND---and DQed Flyboy!"

Winner by Disqualification >>> Sasori of Scorpion's Pyre of the Knight Cross; title and Kaye do not change hands.

Kaye yanks the Sledgehammer from Flyboy's grasp, then catches him around the neck with her right hand...and snaps the handle in two, and grabs Flyboy arounnd the neck. BM: "KAYE'S GOT HIM--"

JR: "One-handed CHOKESLAM"

"Miami" plays again as the show goes off the air.