The scene fades in to the Knight Cross dressing room... Kaye is busy stretching on the floor and Sasori is sitting cross-legged on the wall. (!) Ariel is sitting on a chair nearby, minus her Pikachu plushie, since it was destroyed last Monday at Mayhem. The other Knight Cross members are off somewhere at the moment. There's a knock on the door, causing Ariel to hop off the chair.
Ariel: I'll get it! ^_^
As Ariel walks to the door, Kaye sits up and looks up at Sasori.
Kaye: Sasori... any sign of the Undertaker yet?
Sasori closes his eyes... then opens them, shaking his head, causing Kaye to sigh softly.
Kaye: Fashionably late, huh...? Well, knowing my brother, he'll probably make a hell of an exit or something like that--
Ariel: YAAAYYY!!!! KAYE, SASORI!! LOOKIT WHAT FLYBOY GOT ME!!!
Kaye blinks, then hops up to her feet as Ariel runs to her; holding in her arms a brand new Pikachu plushie.
Ariel: He got me a new plushie!! ^_^ Oh, it's so cute!!! ^_^
Kaye smiles at Ariel as she ruffles her hair, causing the child to giggle. Then she notices something.
Kaye: Huh? There's a note attached.
Kaye takes the note and opens it glances at it... Ariel looks at the note behind Kaye's shoulder, blinkblinking.
Ariel: "Hey Kaye, suck my big--" o_O;; Eewwwww...
Kaye: Oh, that is--
Kaye stands up, mismatched eyes narrowed, as she takes her mask from her belt and slips it on her face.
Kaye: We're up first, Sasori! C'mon, let's go! Flyboy just made me angry, and I'm gonna personally take it out on Los Fabulosos' asses!!
Sasori sighs, then nods, hopping off the wall and joins Kaye and Ariel, the tro leaving the dressing room.
Location: Pontiac Silverdome -- Pontiac, MI
The obligatory pan across the arena is up first, then we cut to the new commentary team!
Joey Styles: We are live at the Pontiac Silverdone at Pontiac, Michigan! And welcome to EAW Riot Rulz! I'm Joey Styles...
Styles hands the mic to his colleague Mike Tenay... then blinks, shaking his head.
Styles: Sorry, force of habit. Thought you were Gertner.
Mike Tenay: It's okay... *turns to the camera* ... And I'm "The Professor" Mike Tenay, and already fireworks are set to go off tonight! Kaye's steaming mad at the Flyboy's note, and Los Fabulosos just may pay for his transgression tonight! *"Be With You" cues up over the PA* and speaking of "Latin America's Most Desirable Men," here they come, with Miss Hancock leading the charge!
Indeed, the tag team of luchadores lead by the sexy Miss Hancock heads down the ring... El Dandy and Silver King hold the ropes open for her, then enter the ring themselves playing to the crowd as they boo them. Hancock takes the mic and is about to speak, but suddenly the lights go out, a burst of fire explodes from the stage; "We're In This Together" cues up as Kaye storms from the flames, adjusting her single glove as Sasori and Ariel follow her.
Styles: Here comes Scorpion's Pyre! And this may be putting this mildly, but Kaye looks PISSED!
She quickly climbs into the ring, and Los Fabulosos attack her, but she throat thrusts Dandy and tosses Silver King aside, going straight for Miss Hancock and seizing her by the throat! Yanking the mic from her hand, she speaks up.
Kaye: FLYBOY!! Pay close attention, you son of a bitch! Because this is only the tip of what I'm gonna do to you later tonight!!
Kaye is about to lift Miss Hancock up for her One Handed Chokeslam, but El Dandy axe handles the Hot Pink Machine, causing her to release her intended victim; Hancock wisely scurries from the ring as Sasori goes to his team's corner and Ariel remains at ringside. Referee Tim White forces Silver King to go to his corner, then calls for the bell.
Tenay: What a start to this match! It's officially started, and here we go!
Scorpion's Pyre Vs. Los Fabulosos
El Dandy starts hitting Kaye, then whips her to the corner, then goes to the attack, chopping her in the chest. Then again... but Kaye just glares at Dandy! Dandy pays it no mind and chops at her again, then grinds his hips in a pre-victory dance.
Styles: Oh, that's not too smart.
Kaye immediately grabs Dandy and throws him violently to the corner! Kaye throws body punch after body punch into the "desirable" luchadore, then grabs him and drops him head first on the top rope.
Tenay: Overhead press by the Hot Pink Machine!! Kaye headlocks El Dandy, dragging him to the corner, tag is made to Sasori, who leaps over the top rope and dropkicks El Dandy right in the face!! Awesome! Sasori headlock takedowns El Dandy, and then jumping fist drops him in the face!
Sasori picks up El Dandy as Miss Hancock gets up to the apron and complains to Tim White, Silver King takes advantage as Sasori picks El Dandy up, getting into the ring and striking down the Dark Wraith! Silver King claps his hands to mimic the tag as El Dandy crawls to the outside.
Tenay: And the referee doesn't see it... typical.
Styles: Wait, Ariel is going around to Miss Hancock... she's telling her off! That's not going to do much... at least that's all she's doing. 'Course it's all she CAN do...
Silver King gets Sasori in a headlock and grinds down on him... but Sasori counters with a back drop! A quick kippup later, Sasori grabs Silver King's legs... it looks like he's about to apply the Fatal Encounter, but he doesn't, merely stomping him in the breadbasket. He then tags Kaye in and grabs Silver King's legs again, slingshooting him up and over right into Kaye's waiting grasp.
Styles: Oh my God! There it is!! The Dark Explosion!! But El Dandy stops the pin from happening! Now we got all four competitors in the ring!!
Tenay: In the words of Jim Ross, it's turning into a slobberknocker!!
Sasori leaps over El Dandy and quickly drops him with the Venom Strike as Kaye picks Silver King up, spinning him upside down for the Tombstone Driver. But as the ref gets Sasori and El Dandy to their corners--
Tenay: Wait! There's the Neo-Horde! Viscera's got a sledgehammer!! He's behind Kaye and--
Styles: Omi... GOD!! Viscera just rammed that hammer right between her shoulder blades!! Kaye's down!! And Silver manages to drape an arm over her! Viscera slips out and the ref's NOW in a position... 1-2-3! Dammit! The Neo-Horde just cost Scorpion's Pyre a victory!
Winners: Los Fabulosos
With the match over, the Neo-Horde climbs back into the ring... Viscera clothslines Sasori with the handle of the hammer just as he gets in. Now with Los Fabulosos leaving the ring they leave the Neo-Horde to gang up Scorpion's Pyre! Ariel climbs up on top of the commentator's table and hops up and down, crying out to her foster parents in despair. Suddenly something cues up over the PA...
"Are you scared?"
"He's here."
Kid Rock's "American Bad Ass" then begins to play, stopping the Neo-Horde from their attack as they stare to the stage...
Tenay: It's... it's the Undertaker!! He's back!! And he's riding down on that Titan motorcycle!! Mideon leaps off the top rope at him, but the Phenom side-steps! And uppercuts him on the way down!! My God, Viscera gets chokeslammed!! Uh, oh... he's staring right at Damien, now...!! Kintobor, now'd be a good time to run! While you still can!!
Damien's crimson eyes narrow as he finds himself with a recovering Scorpion's Pyre and an angry Undertaker. Just as the Undertaker advances Damien quickly escapes, avoiding the Man in Black. He heads back to the backstage area with his minions and points at the Undertaker, yelling at him, "YOU SHALL REGRET THIS, UNDERTAKER! MARK MY WORDS!"
Sasori goes to Kaye and helps her up as Ariel runs into the ring, looking straight up at the 6'10˝" Undertaker, almost in awe. Kaye then notices the Undertaker standing before her... pulling off her leather mask she stares at the man who destroyed both her and Kane's life so long ago. Undertaker asks for a mic, and speaks directly to Kaye.
UT: Kaye... you told me to show up tonight, so here I am. Now I realize the things I done to you and Kane can't ever be undone, but listen up... that's behind me now... I've accepted the darkness in my soul, Kaye... I've found myself again, and I want to make it up to both you and Kane. I'm man enough to say to you tonight... I'm sorry for being a total bastard to you and Kane.
Kaye blinkblinks... eyes wide in surprise as she hears her older brother say those words. Sasori steps back, unemotional as always as Ariel clasps her hands close to her, hoping nothing bad will happen.
UT: So... what do you say? Think you can give your older brother another chance?
Kaye hesitates... not sure WHAT to think...
Tenay: You can cut the tension here in the arena with a knife, Joey Styles... what must be going through Kaye's mind right now?
Styles: Anything can happen at this point... look at the tears welling up in Kaye's eyes!
Kaye shuts her eyes tightly, her tears falling past her face, her fists clenched as she turns away from the Undertaker. Finally she turns back around, flinging her arms around the Undertaker as she embraces him!
Tenay: Yes!
Styles: Kaye's forgiven the Undertaker! The hatchet has been buried!
The Undertaker is a bit taken back by Kaye's overjoyed reaction, but places a hand on her shoulder in response, looking down at her as "Burning Inside" cues up in Kaye's behalf. Sasori nods in approvement as Ariel cheers happily, jumping up and down. Back at the Knight Cross' dressing room Kaye's teammates are very much pleased with these turn of events as they watch it on the closed-circuit monitor; Morrigan (who's definetely beginning to show in her pregnancy) hugs Shaed, who smiles softly. Black Widow is moved to tears, as is Lilith. Even Mortis comments about the reunion in his own way.
Mortis: How sickeningly heartwarming... but at least there is closure.
The backstage area shows Kane, who's watching what's going on in the ring, as well... his arms are crossed as he stares at the monitor... and he doesn't seem to be too pleased. Back in the ring the Undertaker leaves the ring and turns back to Kaye, who's hugging Sasori. He nods to the Hot Pink Machine and salutes her before mounting his ride and departing the ring, leaving Kaye and her surrogate family for the moment...
Tenay: This is a pivotal moment in the life of one Kaye Calloway! A turning point! And we are all privilaged to have witnessed it! Don't go away, we'll be right back!
***Rebecca Romijn-Stamos knows why she had to endure costume hell. "Sex sells!" she says. "Blue boobs sell!" Who are we to argue?***
Back to the program, Kaye's back at the Knight Cross dressing room, being congratulated by her teammates.
Kaye: ... I... I still can't believe it's happened... it's like a dream come true...!
Shaed: Well, it's good that it happened, Kaye... after everything that's happpened, and all.
BW: Hai! Congratulations, Kaye-san! ^_^
Morrigan: Aye, 'tis truly good that ye'er able tae forgive ye'er brother.
Kaye smiles brightly, still crying as she hugs Ariel close, Sasori with a hand on her shoulder.
Kaye: ... This is the best night of my life... hands down.
BW: Well, time for my match now.
Shaed nods to Black Widow
Shaed: Good luck, Oseiko-chan.
BW: ^_^ Arigato, Shaed-sama!
Black Widow heads out of the dressing as we return to the ring... T-Bone is already in the ring, waiting for his opponents as the instrumental version of "Forgot About Dre" cues up, out comes Cryus with the Elite. Cyrus cracks his knuckles and slides into the ring and attacks T-Bone right away!
Styles: Here we go! Referee Randy Anderson has called for the bell! But Black Widow has yet to arrive to the ring yet!!
Triple Threat No. 1 Contender's Match For The EAW European Title
Black Widow Vs. Cyrus Vs. T-Bone
The two continue to pound at each other as "Voices" cues up the arrival of Black Widow, who runs into the ring...
Tenay: The Widow climbs the top rope... PINPOINT ACCURACY with the missile dropkick on Cyrus!! And a quick spinning heel kick to T-Bone's lupine skull! But T-Bone manages to shrug it off! Widow throws a roundhouse kick, T-Bone ducks it--OVERHEAD BELLY SUPLEX sends the Widow right out of the ring!!
T-Bone climbs up the top rope and lets out a loud howl of triumph as the Widow and Cyrus look up at him; Cyrus points at T-Bone and shakes his head while Black Widow sighs softly, adjusting her gloves as she swiftly jumps back into the ring taking the fight to T-Bone!
Styles: The Widow with a series of kicks... T-Bone's blocking and shrugging them off as best he can, but it looks like those kicks is beginning to wear down the wolfen Marine! Wait a second! Look at who's coming to ringside!!
Tenay: It's Triple H! He's got that electric guitar he bought yesterday! Cyrus is about to climb back into the ring and--
Styles: OH MY GOD!! TRIPLE H JUST SMASHED THAT GUITAR RIGHT ACROSS CYRUS' BACK!! CYRUS IS DOWN!! He's not getting up! And Triple H just pie-faced the Elite almost out of his wheelchair as he was leaving! That's sickening!!
Black Widow sees what Triple H has done; being the kind hearted person she is, she climbs out of the ring and checks up on Cyrus. T-Bone looks down at the Widow and Cyrus...
Styles: Wait, T-Bone vaults over-- VAULTING BODY PRESS!! And Black Widow is flattened like a pancake!!
Tenay: You have to give credit for T-Bone's taking advantage of the situation though, Joey! In T-Bone's mindset, the time to checking the wounded is after the match! T-Bone just rolled Widow back into the ring... EMTs have come to the ring and are checking on Cyrus.
Styles: T-Bone sets up Black Widow--VICIOUS DDT!! T-Bone turns her over and starts whailing on her with the mounted punches! My God, I think he's just busted that girl open!
Tenay: That's exactly what he's done! My God, and Cyrus is up!! He's hurt, but he's up!! He's pushing the EMTs away and he's climbing back in the ring! What a competitor!!
T-Bone sees Cyrus getting into the ring and attacks him right off the bat, but Cyrus punches him and pushes him back! T-Bone goes back on the attack and pulling walk slams Cyrus down onto his injured back! T-Bone then starts to stomp down on Cyrus, but a bloodied Black Widow suddenly attacks from behind!
Styles: TIGER SUPLEX! 1! 2! But a kick out! And the Widow is now on the attack! Front brainbuster on T-Bone! Another pin! 1! 2! But T-Bone kicks out again!!
Tenay: She picks him up... looks like it's going to be the Kumo No Sasu! The Spider's Sting on T-Bone!! NO! T-Bone dodges! He grabs the Widow! THERE IT IS! RAGNAROK! And the Widow is down!! Cover! 1! 2! NO! Cyrus just pulled T-Bone off of the Widow!! Cyrus is badly injured, but somehow, someway, this young man won't stay down!!
Styles: Reverse sleeping neckbreaker by Cyrus!! And T-Bone's incapacitated!
Cyrus rolls T-Bone out of the ring, then looks to the still prone Widow. Looking to the Elite, he nods, then picks up the nearly conscious kunoichi ninja, whipping her to the corner, then set her up...
Styles: Oh my God, the brainbuster from the top! And the cover! 1! 2! And 3!! Cyrus wins!!
Winner and New No. 1 Contender for the EAW European Title: Cyrus
Tenay: A trmendous match and a tremendous showing from all three competitors! And you have to give it to Cyrus! Even after that vile attack form Triple H, he STILL got the job done!!
Cyrus rolls out of the ring to a proud Elite as the two return to the backstage area. T-Bone comes to and looks to the bleeding Widow, who's out cold from the top rope brainbuster. With a sigh he rolls back into the ring, and pulls the Widow out hoisting her up onto his shoulder and carrying her back to the backstage area.
Styles: Well, credit T-Bone for doing the right thing after the match... we have to take a commercial break! We'll be right back!
***More commercials than you can shake a Slim Jim™ at***
We return to the Knight Cross dressing room, where Black Widow is recovering from her match, thanks to Morrigan.
BW: *sigh* ... I lost... -_-
Shaed: You did your best, Oseiko-chan... don't worry, you'll get your chance at the title again one of these days.
Ariel: Yeah, Oseiko! ^_^ You were still cool out there!
Black Widow looks to Ariel and smiles softly.
BW: Thanks, Ariel-chan. ^_^
Sasori nods, then looks to Kaye, who nods to him in return.
Kaye: Yeah you're up next, Sasori... do your best, lover.
Kaye gives Sasori a quick kiss, then allows him to leave the arena... Kaye then steps back and lets out a soft sigh.
Kaye: Hope this doesn't turn into another crappy night for us...
The camera goes back to the arena, with Howard Finkle in the center.
Fink: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the first female referee of the EAW... Ayane Mitsui!!
"Active Heart" cues up and out bounces the youthful Ayane, clad in a female-cut referee shirt tied at the belly, coupled with black jean cut-offs. She waves to everyone as she smiles brightly, walking down the aisle and climbing to the ring, getting a handshake from the Fink. She then waits in the ring corner.
Tenay: Well, Ayane Mitsui certainly looks pretty good, doesn't she Joey?
Styles: Better than Earl Hebner, that's for sure... but she's obviously nervous, this being her first match as a referee. We'll see how this teen from Japan fares tonight.
"Of Wolf and Man (from S & M)" by Metallica cues up... and out comes Colley Dogstar with his tag partner Scarlet Foxfire at his side... Scarlet has a mic in hand as the two furries enter the ring.
Scarlet: HELLO, PONTIAC, MICHIGAN!!!
The fans cheer in response to the fox-like zoot's cheer.
Scarlet: Now see, we don't represent DX, 'cause they're a bunch of sissies, but we're a part of Team Foxfire, and we're a bunch of furries! We're Wildpac 2K, we're young and we're wild, and you bet your sweet ass, me and Big Yiffy does it, DOG-GIE STYLE!!
The fans cheer loudly for the two furries as Scarlet winks at Colley, then tosses him the mic.
Colley: Sasori Shirono... y'know I looked up your name in a Japanese dictionary, and it means "white scorpion!" Which is pretty appropriate, since I'm gonna squish you like a bug! So come on out and let's get this over with!
Colley lets go of the mic as the lights dim... and as a thunderstorm begins to play out on the PA, "Moonlight Sonata" cues up... from a black fog walks Sasori Shirono, as unemotional as always, as he climbs to the ring and stares at Colley silently.
Tenay: You can see the intensity in Sasori's eyes... this is going to be an awesome match-up!
Ayane calls for the bell and the match gets underway...
Sasori Shirono vs. "Big Yiffy" Colley Dogstar
(The winner automatically makes their tag team No. 1 contenders for the EAW tag titles and will face ChainSaw for the belts at EAW Agression)
Styles: Sasori and Colley tie up... headlock by Big Yiffy, but Sasori pulls him off to the ropes--shoulder block! And the Dark Wraith is down! He's back up and goes for a dropkick that sends Colley to the corner! Sasori looks... yes, he's going for the Corner Trap early on! NO, Colley gets out of the way! And Sasori Shirono eats turnbuckle!!
Tenay: Speaking of corner traps, it looks like Colley is going for his own kind of corner trap! And there it is! The Corner Trap Powerbomb! Colley with the pin! But only a one count from Ayane Mitsui!
Colley picks Sasori up and whips him to the ropes, delivering a powerful clothsline by the cano-sapien! Colley then sets Sasori up for a somewhat familiar move...
Styles: Is... is Colley doing the People's Elbow?!
Tenay: No, he just hit the CANO'S Elbow!! He goes for a pin... but he only gets a two count! Colley picks Sasori up... WAIT! A quick turnaround by Sasori and a bulldog!! Impressive move by Sasori Shirono! And he capitalizes with a camel clutch!! He's baring down deep on Big Yiffy, but he won't give in! He's not tapping!
Sasori keeps pulling back on Colley... eventually he manages to reach the ropes, forcing Sasori to release the hold. Sasori then runs to slingshot off the ropes, but--
Styles: Wait, Scarlet just tried to trip Sasori! It got both Ayane and Sasori's attention... and oh my God, low blow by Big Yiffy!! A turnaround, kick to the gut, and an Evenflow DDT!! Colley goes for the pin, but Ayane's pre-occupied with Scarlet... NOW she sees it! 1, 2, NO! Sasori still kicks out!! Oh, now Colley's arguing with the ref! That won't get him anywhere! Wait, ROLL UP PIN by Sasori!! 1, 2, ALMOST a three for Sasori!!
Tenay: Fallaway slam by Sasori! And the mounted punches! What a comeback for the Dark Wraith! Wait, Colley rolls over on top of Sasori! He starts pounding on him in turn!! A pick up... inverted piledriver by Colley!! Now it looks like... yes, here it comes, the Third Impact from Big Yiffy! NO, Sasori counters! It looks like the Fatal Encounter!! But no!! Colley kicks Sasori away! Colley gets up and runs at Sasori, but Sasori leapfrogs--OH! VENOM STRIKE! Just like that!!
Styles: Sasori for the pin... 1, 2, 3! No, just a two! But, my GOD SO CLOSE!!
Tenay: Sasori picks Colley up... looks like he's gonna go for a seat crucfix bomb! No, Colley back drops him!! Colley picks Sasori up... Third Impact coming up... ONE powerbomb... TWO... and there's the pinning powerbomb!! One, two, AH, ALMOST!! How did Sasori get that shoulder up?!!
Styles: He's getting Sasori up again... ANOTHER Third Impact?! No, Sasori counters! Reversal DDT!! And both competitors are down! Ayane is making the ten count... she is doing a VERY good job so far tonight!
Tenay: Absolutely!
Styles: ... Nine count... Sasori gets an arm on Colley's chest! Ayane counts, 1... 2... NO!! My God, Colley SOMEHOW got a shoulder up!!
Tenay: Unbelievable...!! These two are really giving it their all and more tonight! Sasori is getting up... he's got Colley's legs! And there it is! The Fatal Encounter!! Colley's too far from the ropes... he's got no choice, and he's tapping out! Ayane's calling for the bell!
Styles: Scorpion's Pyre remain No. 1 contenders for the EAW Tag Titles!!
Winner: Sasori Shirono
As Ayane holds Sasori's arm up in victory, Colley is helped up by Scarlet... Colley looks to Sasori with a disappointed look... then limps towards him.
Styles: What're we going to see here...?
Colley sighs... then holds out his hand. Sasori nods softly, then accepts it, shaking Big Yiffy's hand.
Tenay: Excellent show of sportsmanship from both Sasori and Colley! Obviously these two have a newfound respect for each other!
As Colley and Scarlet leaves the ring, we cut to the backstage area... Kaye is there walking down the hallway, looking around. She then smiles as she finds who she's looking for.
Kaye: Kane! There you are! I wanted to let you know! Undertaker is--
Kane looks to Kaye with narrowed eyes.
Kane: ... How could you forgive him... after what he did to us...?
Kaye blinkblinks, then sighs deeply.
Kaye: Kane, he's changed... I could see it in his eyes! He's got his darkness in check! He's no longer the monster that hurt us! We can trust him!
Kane bows his head... then shakes his head.
Kane: No... I won't let him betray us again... don't worry... we're still going to make Flyboy pay... but the Underaker... he deserves to pay most of all.
Kaye watches as Kane passes her... she just shakes her head and sighs deeply.
Kaye: ... Damn, Kane... in a lot of ways I don't blame you...
***Instead of commericals we see the following message... "LILITH HAS TAKEN YOUR COMMERICALS FROM YOU... AT EAW AGRESSION EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CUTE SUCCUBUS FROM HELL WILL MAKE TRIPLE H HER BITCH. AND WILL HAPPILY BOFF HERA UNTIL SHE SCREAMS IN ULTIMATE ECSTASY. HERE SECRETLY WANTS LILITH. LILITH WILL PLEASURE HERA ALL OVER AND WILL ALSO DRAIN TRIPLE H DRY, TOO. THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ORIGINAL H---- SHE-DEVIL. THANK YOU, DRIVE THROUGH."***
Styles: We're back, everyone! And the Flyboy is already in the ring! Not only that, he's got a mic! Let's see what he's got to say.
FB: What's going on Pontiac?! Now, could you do me a favor and shut the *bleep* up?! Now, tonight I'm facing a woman I'd very much like to *bleep*, being Kaye. Now Sasori, don't get your face paint wet, it's just I think you have a very pretty bride, not taking away from Tympani, though. Plus, I'm facing Kane who has beat me twice now... what a row! So, it's Kaye and Kane, huh? Well, to prove to Sasori how much I adore it's wife, I plan on showing it in a loving way..by making this match a *bleep* table match!! I'm one sick bastard, ain't I?
The Flyboy then looks to Ayane, who's still in the ring as the referee.
FB: Now, what do I see here? What has the EAW turned into a damn porn place? Good Lord, you're hot! You can get on your knees any time for me... that's to count one, two, three that is! Why don't after Riot Rulz, you show me what else you do on your knees, instead of counting to three!
Flyboy winks at Ayane, who blinkblinks at his statement, then calls him "ECCHI!!"
Styles: Oh, that's smart. Get on the referee's bad side.
Suddenly, fire explodes from the entranceway once more, and as Kane's theme cues up, Kane walks down the rampway, with Ariel (and her new Pikachu plushie) following close behind. Kane stops as he gets to the ring... then raises his hands up towards the sky... dropping them down as pillars of flame jet from the turnbuckles. He continues to wait... "Burning Inside" cues up now as a pillar of fire explodes from the ramp... it extinguishes and there stands Kaye, mask on and mismatched eyes narrowed, staring a hole right into the Flyboy!
Tenay: And here comes Kaye running right into the ring!! Ayane calls for the bell and this match is underway!!
2 on 1 Table Match
Flyboy Vs. Kane & Kaye
Styles: Kaye is overpowering the Flyboy easily! She whips him to the corner... and a VICIOUS chop to the chest!! And another one!! I don't like Flyboy's chances at all in this match! And here comes the Big Red Machine! Flyboy's chances are growing even slimmer now!!
Kaye sees Kane coming and smiles under her mask, then whips Flyboy right into Kane, who drives a big boot right into the Fly One's face! Kane then picks Flyboy up and starts to drive body punch after body punch into him as Kaye slips out of the ring and reaches under the ring, pulling out a table!
Styles: Whoa, we're going for the furniture pretty early, aren't we?
Tenay: Kaye's sliding that table up into the ring... now she's setting it up near the corner! She's yelling at Kane to bring him over. I think they're going to double-team Flyboy into the table!!
Styles: Wait, Flyboy's trying to fight it! He's trying to escape Kane's grasp! But Kane just throws Flyboy back into the corner! He's going for him... Flyboy just low blowed Kane!!! Kaye's coming after Flyboy but he just dropkicked her in the chest!! Kaye gets right back up -- and Flyboy spinning heel kicks her out of the ring!!
The Flyboy then looks to Kane as he gets up... kicking him in the groin again he drags the Big Red Machine to the set up table, then--
Styles: Omi... GOD!! Kane just got Fly-Plexed through the table!! He's eliminated! Now it's just Flyboy and Kaye! And Kane just sat right back up! Ayane's trying to get Kane out of the ring... and Flyboy is taunting Kane... not smart.
Tenay: Kane just shoved Ayane away and he's got Flyboy by the neck!! VICIOUS CHOKESLAM!!! I think Flyboy bounced!! NOW he leaves the ring... and gives Kaye the opportunity to capitalize!
Styles: Kaye picks Flyboy up and whips him to the ropes... TIME BOMB by the Hot Pink Machine!! Kaye then climbs out of the ring and sets up ANOTHER table on the outside!! My God, she's out to injure Flyboy tonight!! Flyboy's just getting up as Kaye climbs back into the ring... and hits her with a running clothesline!! Kaye sits right back up!! My God, what can keep this woman down?!
Tenay: Getting put through a table, perhaps?! Flyboy just whipped Kaye to the corner and threw some body shots into her ribs... now he's setting her up, seeing the table... oh, no... he's not going to try a Fly-Down from the top rope onto that table!! He'll kill Kaye with that move!!
Styles: NO! Kaye counters!! She shoves Flyboy off the ropes and capitalizes! Oh my God, elbow drop RIGHT INTO FLYBOY'S GROIN!!! That's GOTTA leave a mark! Kaye now snatches Kaye up... aw, man it looks like she's going to One Handed Chokeslam him through that table!!
Tenay: No! A low blow stops that... Flyboy picks Kaye up, climbs up the top rope and--
Styles: OH MY GOD!! FLY DOWN FROM THE TOP ROPE RIGHT ONTO THAT TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! KAYE'S BRAINS MUST BE SCRAMBLED WORSE THAN RED WEST'S!! Flyboy wins!!
Winner: Flyboy
As Ariel runs to check on the downed Kaye, Flyboy stares her down, tell her to back off as he helps Kaye up to her feet. Looking to the woozy Hot Pink Machine, he smiles... then pulls off her mask and plants a deep kiss right on the lips!!
Styles: Oh my God!
Tenay: That's uncalled for! Kaye's already spoken for!! Wait, Kaye's pulled Flyboy's back and has got him by the neck! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CONCRETE!!! And Flyboy is down!
Kaye throws her head back as "Burning Inside" cues up... then picks Ariel up and carries her on her shoulder back to the ring as the EMTs head to the injured Flyboy. The cameras then shift to "the Franchise" Shane Douglas as he tapes up his fists, heading down to the ring. The opposite end of the arena is "the Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave as he he also heads to the ring, as well!
Tenay: The main event is almost upon us! Shane Douglas Vs. Shaed Bloodgrave! It's next! Don't go away!!
***Ad for EAW Agression promoting the Graveyard Hardcore match with Mortis/Sonnette/Flyboy***
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple cues up, and out comes "the Franchise" Shane Douglas, climbing into the ring with a mic in hand. But just as he's about to speak, "Engel" cues up... and out comes "the Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave!
Tenay: Look at the look on Shaed Bloodgrave's face! He's all business tonight! He partly blames Shane Douglas for Red "Rock" West's current condition, and... Douglas is meeting Bloodgrave head on!! The match is underway!!
Non-Title Match
"The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave Vs. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas
Styles: Shaed and Shane are trading blows left and right... Shaed's getting the upper hand! Roundhouse kick, another, and a POWERFUL clothsline that knocks "the Franchise" down!! Shaed then climbs up the ropes... moonsault... NO! Douglas rolls out of the way!! Shaed's just getting up, but Douglas quickly takes advantage with a kick to the breadbasket! He picks him up... VILE DDT to the mat!! Now a camel clutch has been applied! Referee Ayane Mitsui is checking to see if Shaed'll submit... no, Shaed's not tapping out! Shaed looks like he's trying to reach for the ropes... and... NO! Douglas stops him, dropping his weight onto his back!! And he drags him into the middle of the ring...
Tenay: But Shaed counters! Quick kick to Douglas' stomach! Another to his head! Kippup and thrust kick! And "the Franchise" is down!! Shaed picks him up and whips him to the corner... four kick combo!! Douglas staggers out of the corner... reverse brainbuster by the Revenant!! Pin! One... two... but Douglas kicks out! Shaed picks him up... but Douglas with a quick low blow... sets him up... PITTSBURGH PLUNGE!! It's over!!
Styles: 1, 2, NO! Shaed gets a shoulder up!! Somehow, someway Shaed gets a shoulder up!! And "the Franchise" is livid! And he's taking it out on Ayane! But Ayane doesn't look like she's putting up with him-- OHMYGOD! Ayane just threw a martial arts high kick to Douglas' face!! Douglas is reeling... and Shaed's got him! He--
Shaed: SHO GEKI HA!!
Tenay: The Sudden Impact!! The Sudden Impact!!! Shaed pins Douglas! 1, 2, 3!! It's over!! Shaed wins!!!
Winner: "The Revenant" Shaed Bloodgrave
Styles: My God, that was amazing!! Ayane threw that POWERFUL high kick right in Shane Douglas' jaw!! I've NEVER seen a referee do that in all my years as a commentator here in this industry!
Ayane raises Shaed's arm in victory as smiles brightly, then nods to Shaed, who nods back. But as Shaed hops out of the ring...
Tenay: WAIT!! Douglas' has a steel chair!! Ayane doesn't see it!! LOOK OUT!!
Douglas swings and strikes down Ayane from behind! As she crumples to the mat, holding her head in agony Shaed quickly runs back into the ring to try to help the referee, but Douglas hits Shaed with the chair, too!
Styles: Oh my God, Shaed's getting up!! Douglas hits him with the chair again! And again!! And--
"The Perfect Drug" suddenly cues up!
Tenay: Oh my God! Now what?! There's the Neo-Horde! Viscera and Mideon and Damien Kintobor!! They're... they're beating down "the Franchise!!" Shaed's taking the opportunity to help Ayane... that poor girl, damn Douglas for hitting her like that! Shaed has Ayane out of the ring and helps her to the back...
Styles: IT'S CYRUS! IT'S THE ELITE! CYRUS IS ATTACKING KINTOBOR! MY GOD, WE GOT A PEER SIXER IN THE RING! AND WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME!! We--
Suddenly we go to the backstage as Sasori and Kaye are getting ready to leave for the night. Sasori is still in his ring gear while Kaye's in her street clothes.
Kaye: Hey, Sasori... you go on ahead, okay... I forgot my mask...
Sasori nods, then seems to disappear into a nearby shadow... then Kaye is about to enter the dressing room again... when suddenly the Flyboy comes from behind, grabs Kaye in an embrace and kisses her again!!
Styles: OhmyGod!! I... I think he's Frenching her!! Kaye... oh, Kaye just pushed him away with authority!! Kaye is seething!! And Flyboy is just smiling at her! What is he, nuts?! Does he know how STRONG she is?!
Tenay: We're out of time!! For Joey Styles, this is Mike Tenay saying goodnight... and we'll see you at EAW Agression!!