Live from the Rose Garden in Portland, OR

King: You know it, Styles! Y'know Portland has its fair share of wrestling stars... "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka... of course Portland doesn't come close to good ol' Memphis, Tennessee!

"There's A Fire In The House" cues up... signalling the arrival of the People's Champion, "Code Red" Michael Connelly; the fans respond to him with a very good pop.

Styles: "Code Red" Michael Connelly... tonight he shows his generous side and gives his opponent, Black Widow, for EAW Retaliation an early shot at the People's Title to try to rebuild her confidence!

King: Yeeaahh, well, I think this is a mistake, Styles! What if the Widow beats him and wins the title? What'll that do for the cage match at the PPV?!

Styles: I'd assume Black Widow would do the right thing and put the title up against "Code Red..."

"Voices" then cues up... and Black Widow emerges from the backstage to a well-revceived pop; she smiles brightly and waves to the fans.

Styles: Oseiko Kurotsuki, Black Widow, was recently named by the fans as the EAW's hottest female superstar... former IWF Cruiserweight champion and former European Champion... and she's still growing, King! She's sixteen years old!

King: Yeeaahh, she's definetly going places, I'll admit that! But what she really needs to do is drop that goody-two shoes mentality and go totally cuttthroat!

Styles: I don't think the Widow will be going heel anytime soon, King.

Widow leaps up to the top rope and raises her arms up to the crowd, gesturing the belt sign around her waist, then she hops down to the mat and gets the mic from ring announcer Howard Finkle.

BW: OI, MINNA-SAN!!!

Crowd: OI!!!

BW: BOKU WA KAWAII DESHO?!!

Crowd: HAI!!!

The Widow giggles softly as the fans cheer louder for this young woman... then continues.

BW: Minna-san, before we start this match, I'd like to say... Michael-san? Arigato... Doomo arigato gozaimasu, Michael-san! You didn't have to put your title up on the line so early before the pay-per-view, but you did anyway. You're a true friend, Michael-san.

The fans give Widow and Code Red a very good face pop as Code Red shrugs his shoulders, scratching the back of his head, smiling at the Widow.

Styles: Now THERE is chemistry there, King! You can tell from here! I think Michael Connelly LIKES Black Widow!

King: No, that can't be it! I tell ya, the Widow'd be better off with a man like the Elite!

Black Widow hands the mic back to Finkle as she goes to her corner... then the bell rings.

EAW People's Title Match
"Code Red" Michael Connelly (c) Vs. Black Widow

Styles: And here we go! Widow and Code Red tie-up, shove from Widow-- DROPKICK!! That took Connelly by surprise!

King: Boy did it! But he looks impressed!

Styles: He gets up... tie-up again, hammerlock on Widow! Widow's too close to the ropes though... referee Tim White's telling Connelly to break the hold. He does--OH, quick hip-toss by Code Red! But Widow with a BEAUTIFUL kippup--SPINNING HEEL KICK! And Code Red's knocked down! Pick-up by Widow... and there's the front brainbuster!! Cover! One-- no, just a one count!!

King: Not quite enough, Styles!

Styles: Code Red manages to get up, catches the foot-- ENZIGURI by the Widow!! And Code Red's back down! She goes over and throws a rear chin-lock on the People' champion! But Code Red refuses to give in!! Widow picks him up... bodysl-NO, reversal!! And the Widow receives some Severe Skull Trauma!! Widow's down... Code Red with an awesome leg drop!! He climbs up the top-- AND THERE'S THE MICHAEL-SAULT!! Cover! One, two, NO! Widow kicks out!!

King: Wait!! Look!! Who's that coming down the ring!! It's the Elite?!

Styles: What's HE doing here?! No, wait!! SPEAR by the Elite right into Connelly's gut!! Tim White's calling for the bell!!

Winner: "Code Red" Michael Connelly by DQ

Styles: No... now he's picking him up for the Elimination!! Widow's coming to, my God, looking at the fear in her eyes!! You can hear her from here!!

BW: NO!!! ONEGAI, STOP!! ONEGAI!!

The Elite looks at the Widow, then drops Code Red, then extends his hand out to her, asking her to take it.

Styles: ... What is the Elite's game here?! Look at Black Widow, she's confused!

King: Yeah, no kidding! Can't you see what Elite's doing for you? Take his hand!!

Black Widow looks to the Elite... then to the downed Code Red... guessing what might happen if she doesn't do what Elite says she sighs deeply, and takes his hand. Elite then... gently kisses her hand...!

Styles: ...? That's it?! He attacked Code Red and disrupted this match just to kiss Oseiko's hand?!

King: Yeah, isn't it romantic?! Brings a tear to my eye!

Elite smirks, then kicks Connelly for good measure and leaves to "Emotional" by Carl Thomas while flashing a winning smile. Black Widow goes to Code Red's side, checking up on her friend as Elite leaves.

Styles: Folks, we apologize for this disruption! Don't go away, we'll be right back!

***Don't look behind you! Just... don't look behind you... it's too hideous...!!!! O_O***

Styles: We're back, ladies and gentlemen! And standing by backstage is Michael Cole with Black Widow!

The camera shifts to Cole and the Widow, who doesn't look all that happy right now.

Cole: Thank you, Joey! Widow, after what happened moments ago you asked for this time to speak your mind, so what is it that you have to say?

The Widow sighs deeply... looking to the camera... then speaks into the mic.

BW: Elite-baka... are you taking dating lessons from Flyboy-baka?! Attacking friends of mine is not the way to this girl's heart! If you wanted to talk to me, all you had to do was go up to me and talk! But no... you had to threaten to injure Michael-san just so that you can get me to allow you to kiss my hand! *shakes her head* Not very smart, Elite-baka... as far as I'm concerned, you just messed up. And besides... you're just not my type.

Widow sighs, then turns to walk away from Cole... just after the Black Widow says her piece, we cut to another backstage scene of "Code Red" Michael Connelly standing beside Jonathan Coachman. Connelly is holding his abs with his left hand, and coughing...

Code Red: *hack ech-ahem*

Coach pats him on the back.

Code Red: I'm *cough* fine, Jonny. I just retained the title...in a fashion that I most certainly would like to forget.

Code Red looks to the camera with a rather harsh look.

Code Red: Congratulations, Elite. For a so-called... *finger quote* 'playa'...your actions just a few minutes ago show you are as smooth as plywood bottom...and only half as smart. Fine then, I'll simply put the title up in the Cage Match at Retaliation as originally planned. Elite...stay the HELL out of my business.   I may seem like a nice guy, but as Nerdatory learned before, there is ONLY so much I will take....

Code Red sighs softly, then continues.

Code Red: Oseiko, I'm sorry that match had to end like THAT. Hopefully at Retaliation the Cage will do just as it is intended to do, and that is keep people like the Elite from interfering...

After Code Red leaves, the camera shifts to a large baseball park somewhere in the city.

Styles: Well, back to the action, folks! We're here at this baseball park commissioned by the EAW for the next match... the AAA Rules match with Mechius and the Cyber Comission versus Sonnette and Wild Pack 2000!!

"Mars, The Bringer of War" cues up on the park's PA system as Mechius and his Cyber Commission enters the park... the three cybernetic warriors all recently enhanced for this particular match as they look around impassively. Then "Rock You Like A Hurricane" replaces the Cyber Commission's theme... And the Red Tooth & Claw members Sonnette and Wild Pack 2000... "Big Yiffy" Colley Dogstar and Scarlet Foxfire... enter the park on the opposite end of the park.

Styles: Wow, look at Sonnette and Wild Pack 2000! They look like they're spoiling for this fight! We might see a topper to the awesome Mortis/Rik AAA Match!!

King: Hold on to something, Styles! They may quite a ways away from the Rose Garden, but I think we'll still feel the aftershocks!!

Then the bell rings.

AAA Rules Match
Mechius and the Cyber Comission Vs. Sonnette and Wild Pack 2000

The instant the bell rings, Sonnette suddenly becomes an ebon blur as as she speeds across the park, dust kicking up in her wake, as she drives a kick right into Mechius' chest!! Scarlet hops up, levitating, then flies foward and spears Horus and Colley dashes at Anubis clotheslines him viciously! Horus back roll throws Scarlet away, quickly getting up and transforming his hands into cables and leaping at Scarlet to try jamming them into her, but her telekinetic shield protects her as she throws a spin kick strengthened by her telekinetics, throwing him him several dozen feet away!!

Sonnette jumps back from Mechius as his mini-guns project out and open fire on the hedgehog! Sonnette leaps back and suddenly her hands become a blur in front of her body! Rolling away, she then throws the bullets right back at Mechius, causing them to ricochet off his armor and staggering him back!! She then runs to a nearby dugout and grabs an aluminium bat with a baseball in hand. "BATTER UP!!!" she screams, as she puts all her super-speed into striking the baseball him right into Mechius' gut, causing him to fly back right through ANOTHER dug-out!!

Anubis throws energy disks at Colley, who manages to dodge them, but then they manage to turn around and come right back at him! Colley ducks it, but still returns right back at him! As a last ditch effort he pulls out his special weapon "My Girlfriend" and fires it off, destroying the disk before it strikes home! But he doesn't avoid Anubis' fists, who clock Colley FIERCELY in the face, twisting him around 360 in the air, then Anubis grabs him up out of the air and piledrives him ten feet in the air!!! He goes for a pin... one, two, but Sonnette zooms forward, grabbing Anubis and delivering a reverse bulldog on him, saving Colley and her team from getting pinned!

Mechius recovers and runs at Sonnette before she can react, punching her in the gut hard, then grabbing her by the throat and leaping up a good fifteen feet into the air into a super-powered Shut Down!! Mechius goes for a pin, but is telekinetically thrown off by Scarlet! Then Anubis dashes forward and grabs Scarlet while her attention is diverted, reverse chokeslamming her to the ground! He's suddenly knocked back by Colley's "My Girlfriend," but then Horus strikes him from behind, jamming his cable-like fingers into his back, initiating the Cybervampic attack and beginning to drain the cano-sapien! Sonnette slowly begins to get up... but then is seized by Mechius and thrown back down. Looking to Anubis, he throws the downed hedgehog to her, directing him to whip her to him. He does, and Mechius delivers a Super Game Over, tossing Sonnette high up into the air and bringing her down hard!! Mechius then goes for the pin... one.. two... suddenly Mechius is kicked hard in the face with a stone foot; it's Mortis!! Horus sees the undead warrior and runs at him, releasing Colley in the process, but Mortis side-steps and knees him in the gut with the stone leg, then sinches him up into the D.O.A. and drops him down, then runs at Anubis kicks him in the head with the stone leg!! Mechius stands up and advances towards Mortis, but he just turns around and throws his head back, eyes glowing. An inhuman roar sounds out behind Mechius... and out charges a monstrous humanoid creature with a large claw for an arm, slashing at Mechius repeatedly, then grabbing him by the neck and chokeslamming him viciously!! Mortis smiles evilly... then grabs the still dazed Sonnette and drapes her over Mechius' prone body! Referee Teddy Long blinks, watching all the legal run-ins, then goes to count Mechius' shoulders... one... two... three!

Winner: Sonnette & Wildpack 2000

Styles: Ohmi... GOD!! Did... did I see that right?! Mortis just helped Sonnette and Wildpack 2000 beat Mechius and the Cyber Commision?!!

King: What the... what the heck was that that HELPED Mortis?! They're leaving now... uh, oh... Horus and Anubis are getting up... Colley and Scarlet are recovering too!!

Styles: But Wildpack 2000 acts first!! Scarlet manages a telekinetic lift to Horus and Colley jumps up--OHMIGOD!!! AIR POWERBOMB!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! We have to take a commercial break! We'll be right back!!

***Death by Aguilera***

Styles: We are back and we are ready for our second of three title matches here on Riot Rulz!!

"She's Actual Size" cues up... and the EAW Women's champion Sarah Murphy comes out to a very good pop. She smiles as she waves out to the crowd, climbing into the ring.

King: Ohh, baby!! Two of the reasons why the EAW's so hot, and there she is!! YAHOO!!

Styles: Down, King...

"Wasted Youth Crew" then cues up... out comes Deanna, along with her brother "The Overlord" Krist Jonnson.

Styles: Wait a second! What's Krist Jonnson doing out here for this match?!

King: Moral support, Styles! What else?

Styles: You have to HAVE morals to give out moral support, King.

King: Whatever... he's out there now! Give him a little credit, won't ya, Styles?

Styles: Well, both women are in the ring... referee Ayane Mitsui starts the match.

EAW Women's Title Match
Sarah Murphy (c) Vs. Deanna

Both Sarah and Deanna encircle one another... sizing each other up... then tie-up.

Styles: Here we go... arm drag by Sarah Murphy, Denanna springs up, hip-tosses Sarah! Sarah gets up, and a drop kick right to her chest! Sarah drops like a stone and Deanna latches on the rear chin-lock! Ayane checks to see if it's not a chokehold... Sarah reaches the ropes, and Deanna prolongs the hold up to the four count... Ayane pushes her off and reprimands her!

King: Oh, be careful Ayane! Deanna's a Jonsson, no telling WHAT she'll do!

Styles: Wait! Side kick by Sarah! Another!! And a running scissors kick!! Pin! One, t--no, just a one count! Sarah picks Deanna up-- wait, kick--DDT by Deanna!! She picks up her feet--prawn hold for the pin! One, two--NO, kickout!! Deanna quickly drops an elbow on the Women's champion! Then-- ah, blatant choke!! Ayane's forcing Deanna to release the hole-- and Deanna shoves Ayane!! And-- AH!! THERE'S THAT HIGH KICK FROM AYANE!!! And Sarah school boys Deanna!! One, two, thr--NO!! Deanna kicks out!! I was sure Sarah would win!! Deanna is picked up by Sarah and whips-- no, reverses... WAIT!!

King: What?!

Styles: Krist Jonnson just tripped Sarah!! He tripped Sarah Murphy!!

King: I saw no such thing, Styles! You need to get your glasses checked!!

Styles: Ayane's chastizing Krist Jonnson about the trip... and Deanna's climbing up the top rope... it looks like her version of the Giant Leap coming up!! NO! Sarah beat her to the top!! A forearm to the head... another! And--NO, Deanna headbutts Sarah!! And-- OHMIGOD!!! POWERBOMB RIGHT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! One! Two! NO!!! Sarah gets a shoulder up at the last moment!!! Deanna gets Sarah up... WAIT, RUNNING SCISSORS KICK! Deanna's down! Sarah's making a comeback!! She picks her up... Irish whip-- wait, reversal-- no, ANOTHER reversal!! And-- Krist just accidentally tripped Deanna!! The same trick but it's backfired!! And Sarah's locked on the 10-57!! Deanna's got no where to go!! She can't reach the ropes-- she taps out!! Sarah Murphy retains the title!!

Winner and still EAW Women's Champion: Sarah Murphy

Sarah releases the hold and stands up the top rope to celebrate... but behind Deanna begins to recover... staring angrily at the victor...

Styles: WAIT!! Deanna grabs Sarah off the turnbuckle!! DDT!! NO!! And now she applies the figure-four!! All the refs are trying to get to the ring, but Krist Jonsson is beating them all back!! Ayane is trying to get Deanna to break the hold!! No! Krist throws Ayane over the top rope and into the other refs!! Come on!! This isn't right!! Will someone stop this?!! Will--

*BOOOOMMMMM!!!!*

King: *King Shriek!™*

Styles: It's Kane!! Kane's coming down the aisle!! He's shoving referees aside and he's attacking Krist Jonsson!! But the Overlord's taking the fight to Kane! Clothsline!! But Kane flips back to his feet! Such agility for a big man!! And Jonnson... my God, he slingshot himself over the top rope onto Kane!! Now look at them trade punches!! And-- WAIT!! Through the crowd!! It's Finality?! She just climbed the top rope-- ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ONTO DEANNA!!! That makes her release the hold!

King: Ah, man!!

Styles: Finality is helping Sarah up to her feet... WAIT!! NO!! She just set her up-- FINAL EXIT!!! Both Sarah and Deanna are down thanks to Finality!! And... wait, what is she doing to Sarah now? She's... hugging her? And... I think she's saying... "I'm sorry..." ...?!

King: You heard Mortis! Her mind's all screwed up! She doesn't know what's what! She's going back through the crowd, now... it looks like the refs have gotten things under control, too!

Styles: Well, not for long! 'Cause you know what's next after this break? Kane Vs. The Overlord!! The fight will continue after these words!!

***Commerical***

* Ariel is sitting against a tree, playing with her I Choose You Pikachu, laughing happily as she huggles the toy *pikachu!*... but then two shadows loom over Ariel.

Boy #1: Hey! Ariel! What you got there?!

Boy #2: Yeah! What is that?!

Ariel: Oh, this? ^_^ *giggle* This is my I Choose You Pikachu! It's so cute, isn't it? When you hug it, it speaks to you! *pika pi!* It also has light-up cheeks and it wiggles its nose and ears too! ^_^

* The boys do not look amused.

Boy #2: I think it looks stupid!

Boy #1: Yeah! Stupid!

* Ariel blinks... then sighs.

Ariel: Ohhhh, KAAAAANNNNEEE!!! They think my I Choose You Pikachu is stupid!

* The boys blink... a dark shadow looms over them... the look up, and the Big Red Machine himself stares down at them with a growl. And the boys scream. Cut to the I Choose You Pikachu sitting on a log.

Ariel's Voice: I Choose You Pikachu! Only from Hasbro!

* Switch to Ariel, who's sitting on Kane's shoulder with a cute smile.

Ariel: No one says my I Choose You Pikachu is stupid. ^_^

* Ariel and Kane walk off... leaving the two boys dazed and tied to the tree.

Boy #1: @_@

Boy #2: ... Mommy...?

***Commerical***

Styles: We're back!! And during the commercial break the fight between the Overlord Krist Jonnson and Kane broke out again!! We understand that they're making their way out here... yes, there they are!!

The camera quickly pick up Kane and Jonnson trading blows on the stage, then Kane drives an elbow to Jonnson's gut and drags him back to the ring, going to the steel steps and prepares to drive his head down, but Jonnson counters, grabbing Kane's head and driving it down into the steps--but Kane throws his head back and stare right at Jonnson!!

Styles: My God! Kane's unstoppable!! Jonnson slides into the ring and Kane comes right after him! Referee Ayane Mitsui is there and calls for the bell!! Now this match is OFFICIALLY underway!!

Kane Vs. The Overlord Krist Jonnson

Styles: Kane is beating Krist down! Wait, Krist tackles Kane down and starts pounding on Kane's face!!

King: Yeah, that charred burned face!! That freak!

Styles: But Kane throws Krist off!! And-- wait a second!! Deanna's on her way back here?! Why the hell for?!

King: Blood's thicker than water, Styles! Deanna obviously has forgiven Krist for that mistake and she's there to root her brother on!

Styles: Yeah, I bet... DDT by Jonsson! AND KANE SITS RIGHT BACK UP, my God!! He wasn't even fazed!! Jonsson's undaunted, though... body shots to Kane's gut, Irish whip, no reveral, right in the corner! Kane advances, but the Overlord throws a kick to Kane's face! And another! But Kane STILL advances!! Jonsson with a kick to Kane's breadbasket, headlock... and, YES!! TORNADO DDT!! And the cover! One, two, NO, kick out! And Kane sits right back up!!

King: Ohhhh! C'mon!! Jonsson'd better figure out how to put the Big Red Retard away!!

Styles: Jonsson is kicking away at Kane, but he's just absorbing those shots!! OH, throat thrust to the Overlord!! And a pick-up... GORILLA PRESS!!! My God, he's bench pressing Jonsson!! AND A THROWDOWN TO THE MAT!! Kane picks him back up and whips-- no, reversal-- WAIT, Jonnson just whipped Kane RIGHT INTO AYANE!!! She's down! The referee's down!! And Jonnson takes advantage!! German suplex!! But he hold on tight! Grabbing Kane in a full nelson!! And Deanna's got a chair?! My God!

King: Yes! This is beautiful, Styles! You gotta pull all the stops to stop a monster like Kane!!

Styles: But wait!! Here comes Sarah Murphy!! Deanna takes a swing-- KANE POWERS OUT AND DUCKS!! MY GOD, OVERLORD HAS BEEN CLOCKED BY DEANNA!! AND DEANNA WAS JUST RIPPED OFF THE APRON!! SARAH AND DEANNA ARE FIGHTING!!

King: I gotta say it, I gotta say it!! CAT FIGHT!!! CAT FIIIIIIGHHHT!!!

Styles: You make Gertner proud, Jerry. Wait, Kane grabs Jonnson... CHOKESLAM!!! He goes for the pin, one, two, three, four, five... but Ayane is still out of it!! There's no ref!! Oh, no that's the Minister!! He's coming out of the audience with a steel chair!! AND HE HITS KANE WITH IT!! Minister moves Overlord onto Kane... oh, what a time for Ayane to recover!! Minister slips out... ONE......... TWO......... NO!!! KANE GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! MY GOD, THE RESILIANCY OF THIS MAN!! Overlord whips Kane to the ro-- AH, THE MINISTER JUST STRUCK KANE IN THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIR!! And Ayane's still too dazed to see it! Overlord with a facebuster on Kane! He quickly gets up to the top rope! AND THERE'S THE GIANT LEAP!!! Overlord with the pin! One... two... three!! Oh, and Kane got a shoulder up a second too late!! Overlord wins!!!

Winner: The Overlord Krist Jonnson

We got security out to seperate Sarah and Deanna FINALLY... Krist Jonsson gets out of the ring just before Kane can get up and leaves with Deanna... and Kane is staring a hole right through the Minister as HE'S leaving... I smell a rivalry beginning to form... and we gotta take a commercial break! We'll be right back!

***EAW Retaliation, Live On PPV! Jul. 26th, 2000!***

The camera returns to the ring as we see both Horus and Anubis waiting in the ring, their music, "Mars, the Bringer of War," playing.

Styles: We're back! And the Cyber Commision are already in the ring awaiting the EAW tag champions...

"We're In This Together" fades in...

Styles: And here they come!! The EAW Tag Team Champions! With their sweet little daughter Ariel Bridges joining them! Obviously promoting family unity! And the date HAS been set! July 24th! The day after Retaliation! Kaye Calloway will take the name of Shirono and become Sasori's wife!

King: It's not gonna happen, Styles! Not while the Flyboy's around! He'll see to that at Retaliation!

Kaye suddenly turns to Jerry Lawler, glaring at him; having overheard his comments as she passed by the commentators' table.

King: Uhm... easy Kaye! I'm a big fan, really!! I just--

Kaye suddenly grabs Lawler by the neck and lifts him up with ease with one hand, pulling off his headset and speaking through it.

Kaye: You listen here, King! And Fly? If you're around you'll listen too! There's NO WAY IN HELL FLYBOY WILL BEAT ME!! I will DIE before I let Flyboy beat me and ruin my life!! YOU HEAR ME, LAWLER!!! I'D RATHER DIE FIRST!!!

The King nodnods, fear in his eyes... Kaye then shakes her head and drops the King as she puts her mask on and slides into the ring and starts first, attacking Anubis!

Styles: Referee Earl Hebner starts this match and we are underway! Hey, King.. you okay?

King: ... Yeah... yeah, geez... that girl's strong...!

EAW Tag Team Title Match
Scorpion's Pyre (c) Vs. The Cyber Commision

Styles: Kaye and Anubis trade punches... Anubis with a solid right hand, then a whip to Kaye-- SOLID CLOTHESLINE! And Kaye sits right back up! Anubis grabs Kaye and DDTs Kaye... she's STILL getting up!! Kaye suddenly attacks! Faarooq Spinebuster!! Awesome strength from the Hot Pink Machine!! Anubis now tags in Horus... collar-elboe tie-up... side headlock by Horus!! NO, Kaye counters!! Northern Lights suplex!! One, two! Horus kicks out!! Kaye then tags in Sasori! And... Tandem powerbomb by Scorpion's Pyre!!

King: I tell ya, Styles, maybe the Cyber Commision's still... well, malfunctioning because of that AAA Rules match! 'Cause Scorpion's Pyre are on their game!!

Styles: Absolutely! Sasori locks in the half crab! Submission move!! But Horus grabs the ropes! Sasori releases and grabs Horus by the head... headlock takedown!! Pick up by Sasori--WAIT, body shots by Horus!! And a vertical suplex!! And the tide has turned in the Cyber Commision's favor!!

King: It sure has!

Styles: Irish whip to the Commision's corner! A tag to Anubis! And there's the double-team!! Earl Hebner forces Horus back outside, and Anubis drags Sasori to the middle ring... looks like he's gonna set him up... yes, the tombstone piledriver... Kaye's finisher!! No wait... WAIT, SASORI COUNTERS!! AND GETS ANUBIS IN A TOMBSTONE OF HIS OWN... NO, INVERTED PILEDRIVER!!! AMAZING COUNTER!!! Pin! One, two, NO, Horus makes the save!! Now Kaye comes in and attacks Horus!! We got a pier-sixer in the ring!! W-WAIT A SECOND!! There's Mechius!!

King: What's he doing here?!

Styles: He's coming for Ariel! She doesn't see him!! NO!! Mechius has Ariel!! She's screaming for help!! Kaye spots Mechius and jumps out!! No, Sasori's now getting double-teamed... AND THERE'S THE DAY OF THE DESTROYER!!!! Anubis makes the pin and Horus is going after Kaye-- One, two, three! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!!!

Winners and New EAW Tag Team Champions: The Cyber Commision

Styles: Horus grabs Kaye! There's the Eye of Horus!! He's keeping her from Ariel!! Mechius is kidnapping Ariel!! An eight-year old girl!! Every parent's worst nightmare is happening right in front of Kaye's eyes!! NO!! WAIT! There's Kane!!! THERE'S KANE!! HE'S GOT MECHIUS IN A FULL NELSON!! HE RELEASED ARIEL!! AND-- FULL NELSON SLAM BY THE BIG RED MACHINE!!! Kaye low blows Horus and grabs Horus!! ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM!!! STRAIGHT DOWN!! Wait, Anubis fires off an energy blast!! OMI... GOD! THAT PLOWED RIGHT INTO KAYE AND KANE!!! Mechius grabs Ariel again and takes her kicking and sceaming to the backstage!! Horus and Anubis is following... OMIGOD-- DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THOUGHT I SAW?!?!! SASORI JUST... LEAPT FROM THE RING TO THE STAGE AREA!!! HE GRABBED ANUBIS-- VENOM STRIKE!!! Sasori dashes to the backstage... can someone get a camera there?! C'mon, we need a camera back there!!

Camera shift to Mechius and Horus... Ariel is slung over Mechius shoulder, kicking, crying, and screaming.

Styles: IT'S MORTIS!!! MORTIS JUST CLOCKED HORUS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!! AND INTO THE SMALL OF MECHIUS' BACK!! ONCE MORE HE DROPS ARIEL!

Mortis: Ariel, run!! Now!!

Styles: Say what you will of Mortis, at least he loves that girl!! NO! MECHIUS GRABS MORTIS!! SUPER GAME OVER!!! And he seizes Ariel again before she can escape!! This is a travesty!! Who can--

???: KUROJIGOKU KOGEKI!!!

A sudden blast of black fire explodes right into Mechius' side, knocking him back!! Ariel cries out as she falls out of Mechius' grasp, but is quickly caught by-- Lilith!!

Styles: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL?! Wait!! That... that was Shaed!!! THAT... THAT BLACK INFERNO STRIKE JUST CAME FROM SHAED BLOODGRAVE'S OWN TWO HANDS!! UNBELIEVABLE!! And Lilith saved Ariel!! The rest of the Knight Cross has come to Ariel's aid. God, what an end to what could have been a horrible tragedy!! Kaye is hugging Ariel... she's crying out of utter joy... Oseiko's hugging Ariel! Everyone looks like they're hugging Ariel!!

King: Wow, I tell ya, Styles!! I'm not too keen on the Knight Cross all that much, but even I'd admit that kidnapping Ariel would have been horrible for the whole team right there! But what's Lilith doing here?! Isn't she with Triple H?!

Styles: Well, we have to take our final commercial break! Don't go away! We'll be right back!!

***If it weren't for that horse, I would've gotten into college***

Styles: After the commercial break we got all our questions added about Lilith showing up like she did! Here's what happened!

Scene switch to the Knight Cross dressing room, with Lilith smiling brightly as her fellow Knight Cross members all greet her.

Ariel: Lilith! You caught me! Thank you, Lilith!!

Lilith: Yeah, thanks Ariel... couldn't let ya go splat, right? ^_^

Shaed: Lilith... ohh, little one, thanks for the help.

BW: Hai, Lilith-chan! Ano... why would Mechius-san try to take Ariel-chan?

Kaye: ... I don't know... *hugs Ariel* ... but I don't want Ariel to be taken again...

Ariel: I'm okay, Kaye... really! Shaed and and you and Kane and Lilith and Sasori and the others all saved me! I'm okay now! ^_^

Lilith: Yeah, so... time for my thing, then... then I gotta go.

Morrigan: Eh? Ye'er nae coming back with us?

Lilith: Nope... two more days, sis. I'm just here on a social call. ^_^ Then it's back to Trip and Hera. They've been nothing but the best hosts to me. I enjoyed my time with them! ^_^

Shaed: Well... *smiles* I'm glad you made it to help save Ariel... we'd better get going in case Mechius and the Cyber Commision try to take Ariel again.

Lilith: Yeah, do that... uhm... sorry you and Sasori lost the tag titles, Kaye.

Kaye: That's okay, Lilith... I don't care about the tag titles... as far as I'm concerned, Ariel's more important. Much more important.

Mortis: ... She is indeed.

Kane nods, then Lilith smiles.

Lilith: Well, see ya next week, guys!

Camera shift to Styles and the King.

Styles: Since then the Knight Cross has all left! So has Mechius and the new EAW tag champions, the Cyber Comission! So the original main event, Shaed Vs. Mechius has been postponed! So that makes the recent tag match the main event, King!

King: Well, what Mechius tried to do, Joey even I can't agree with! Trying to kidnap a little girl is wrong! Ariel shouldn't have been at ring-side to begin with, but still, that didn't give him the right! Now we need a little entertainment to get the mood livened up a bit--

???: PORTLAND, OREGON!! CITY OF ROSES!!! WAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

The camera all move up to reveal Lilith Aensland stand proudly up on top of the rafters with a mic in hand as she smiles.

Lilith: It is I! The Original Horny Little She-Devil! Lilith "In the City of Roses, over all I tower! Seeking out a mate to passionately deflower..."

The fans cheer loudly for the succubus as she smiles... then she continues.

Lilith: "... But for my darling Hera, I always keep my best... running my warm wet tounge, all over over her melon heavy breasts!"

The King King Shrieks™ as the crowd roars with cheers.

Lilith: ... Aensland.

Lilith looks down at all the people with a bright smile... then continues once more.

Lilith: Okay, ladies and gentlemen!! By popular demand! Well, no demanded it, but they'll wish they did! I shall now perform for you... the Bat Wing Dance! Hit my music!!

And with that, "Spookshow Baby (Black Leather Cat Suit Mix)" cues up and Lilith positions her wings in front of her... her outfit melting away and leaving her completely naked!!

King: ...!! *KING SHRIEK!!™*

Styles: OMIGOD!! She... she's naked!! And she's dancing!!

King: And she's naked!!! NAKED!!!!!!!

Lilith smiles as she continues to dance seductively and suggestively up in the rafters, her wings hiding all but the sillohuette of her eighteen year old body.

Styles: It's a good thing those wings are covering her body, or else we'd be hitting the TV-MA rating right now!

King: Oh, who cares!! Lilith should just show us the goods right now, Styles! She--

Almost as if she read the King's mind (and everyone elses), she suddenly spreads out her wings, revealing to the entire Rose Garden crowd her naked body!!! The censors luckily spare the viewing audience by digitally hiding her nude body...

King: !!! *KING SHRIEK!!!™* *faint*

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