The scene of a control room (a la WWF Livewire) shows up, and standing in the middle is EAW Booker Seijimei Kuroido himself, smiling at the camera.
"Hello, and welcome to the first edition of EAW ReAction! Seijimei Kuroido here to give you the results of last Friday's spectacular Riot Rulz program! So let's start this off!
"The show started with Booker Tatum telling security that if they see Commissioner Lynxara anywhere in the building, that they arrest her on the spot, not care if she DID superceed him," Seijimei began. "Then the first match began, B.G. Hyde against Lupe in a Bikini match... aww, man. Apologies to my wife Faith, but those two ladies were hot as brimstone in this match. Of course, leave it to Booker Tatum to try to ruin everyone's fun that night. Joey Styles and Jerry 'The King Lawler, both back from their injuries at the hands of Horus and Anubis, were there to call the action."
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Styles: Lupe kicks BG Down and then jumps onto of her and begins to pummel her. Rolling around... BG and Lupe pull apart. They circle a bit and then go back at it. Lupe shoots BG to the ropes this time, and--DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! Both girls go down, but they're getting up slowly... Lupe is to her feet first! Pick-up... SLAMS BG. BG rolls to the outside. She climbs back up and pulls her self over the top rope with a HUGE lariat to Lupe. BG tries a pin... one, t--NO, just a one count, King!
Lawler: My heart is racing!! I...I can't stand this anymore!!
Styles: Jerry Lawler... has just left the announce booth... he is entering the ring?
Lawler: Girls, Girls!!Don't fight! Just pose!
Suddenly, "Kill You" by Eminem begins to play and Booker Tatum walks out.
Styles: Oh no, now the show is going to start to suck! Tatum's here! Where's Lynxara when we need her most?!
Tatum: Jerry, get out of here! Girls, go put some clothes on. Right now you make me sick. But onto further action...
Styles: Wha-- Lupe and BG Hyde have attacked Booker Tatum!! They're beating the crap out of him!! And Booker Tatum crawls out of the ring. Oh, no... now what does he want?!
Tatum: That's it. That's it! You don't want to abide by my rules. Fine! Guess what damnation is coming... coming for all of you!! When my father hears of this!!! AAHHH! How about this. BG... you and Lupe versus ME! Right now!!!
Booker Tatum slides in the ring and clobbers Lupe with the microphone. BG jumps on Tatum and pummels him. Lupe gets up and they begin to double team Tatum.
Styles: Well... now THIS is a wrestling match, folks! They push Tatum into the corner and they use everything they've got on him! They shake hands and now they are leaving... looks like BG and Lupe have a mutual respect for each other now!
Lawler: God, I hate that guy! Well, he is done with...
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"Or so we thought," Seijimei says as the scene fades in on him. "Because somewhere in the building, the Commisioner Lynxara was watching what was going on, laughing herself silly at Tatum's actions, waiting for the moment when Tatum would show his hand and abuse his power once again. When we come back, Jyushin Lyger makes a impressive showing as the Beast God, while making quite an impression on Black Widow... and up later... the Extreme championship match gets an extreme ending, as EAW ReAction continues!"
***"Chicks go wack for the stack!"***
"Welcome back!" Seijimei greets. "Jyushin 'Thunder' Lyger... to any hardcore wrestling fan the name means a lot... the innovator of the Shooting Star Press, the Lyger Bombs, and the Avalanche Brainbuster, Lyger is indeed a legend in this sport, alongside such greats as Ric Flair, Mick Foley, and yes, to a lesser extent Hulk Hogan. And when he made his official debut in the EAW in, of all things an AAA match, the Beast God proved to everyone, that that monniker is more true than anyone could have ever hoped to believe."
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Styles: Here comes Lyger, already in his Beast God form... my God, it's astonishing that Lyger possessed this kind of power back in New Japan Pro Wrestling and hid it for so long! Tai is standing in the corner... he doesn't seem ready to fight... but Lyger lunges at his opponent!! Tai leaps over the top rope to avoid Lyger's attack and then flips back in to land a boot to the beast god's head! Lyger turns enraged and... my God, what a fury of claws and teeth!! He knocks the youngster to the ground and then picks him up by one hand!! My God!! What power!!! He... tosses him up, grabs him-- AIR AVALANCHE BRAINBUSTER?!!
Lawler: Bye bye, spine!
Styles: Cover! One! Two! Three! My God, what a squash match!! Beast God Lyger wins!!
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"Unbelievable," Seijimei says. "Lyger showed only a fraction of his power as the Beast God. Can you imagine what more he could do if he was pushed to the extremes of his limits? There is no doubt in anyone's minds... Jyushin Lyger is a force to be reckoned with, and it'll only be a matter of time before he becomes a future champion in the EAW.
"Meanwhile, back to the Tatum/Lynxara situation... halfway into Riot Rulz Lynxara was indeed found... in fact she allowed herself to be found. And Tatum would try to force his hand on the Fine Feline, to try to get her arrested! But things didn't exactly go his way."
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"THERE!! There she is!!" Tatum points at Lynxara, showing her to a small group of security enforcers. "Now... go arrest her! Now!!"
"Shut up, Tatum!" Lynxara retorts. "I told you you don't supercede me... I'm the commisioner and you're the booker... see, before you got here, I talked to these guys already and I made it perfectly clear..."
"... You what...?!" Tatum was flabbergasted.
"... Men... arrest HIM!"
Suddenly the security personnel attacks Tatum, forcing him to a wall and handcuffing him. All the while Lynxara places her hands on her hips, smiling.
"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!! YOU-- YOU LITTLE CAT-BITCH!!!" Tatum screams.
"Hey, you forced my hand, Tatum!" Lynxara says. "Remember... you never DID supercede me!! I'm commish! You're not!! Take 'im away, boys!"
The security drags the screaming Tatum off as Lynxara smiles. Before we fade back to Seijimei she can be heard saying, "God, I love this job."
"Can you believe that?" Seijimei laughs. "Tatum now knows that the top cat in the EAW is Lynxara, and as far as all of us goes, well, aside from Tatum, we hope she'll continue being the Commisioner for a long time to come. Up next, Kairi Lyger defends his title against Mechius, but did he defend it successfully? And later on, what does Al Gore, a limo full of Hookers, and Steven Richards have in common? The answer in a little bit, when ReAction continues!"
***"Junior, I'm not the one who needs rescuing!"***
"Welcome back!" Seijimei says. "Mechius is without a doubt one of the biggest and baddest competitors ever to step into the squared circle. He's a merciless killing machine... literally. The infamous 'Deanna-On-A-Pole' match is something no one will ever forget, and was the main focus for Commisioner Lynxara issuing the No Killing Rule here in the EAW. But at Riot Rulz, Kairi Lyger had to deal with the Cybernetic Psychopath. The European Champion had a lot to handle, and while he put up a valiant fight, he still could not contain Mechius' power. While the ref was down Mechius acted, putting Kairi through a table, then it was Game Over. And thus, we have a new European Champion in the Killing Machine Mechius.
"On to the No Way Out match, with Chris Kanyon facing RTC founder Steven Richards. Early on the cage was broken, but the match continued... it looked as if Richards was about to put Kanyon away with the Morality Check... until..."
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Styles: Wha--?! A limo has just pulled into the aisle!! And-- my God, a lot of women are coing out!!
Lawler: THEY'RE HOS!!! WOO-HOO!!! And... and...!! O_O! AAAHHHH!!!! IT'S... IT'S...!!
Styles: Former Vice-President Al Gore?!! They're attacking Steven Richards?!!! My God!!! This... this is unbelievable!!! I've never seen anything like this!!! And they let up Richards for Kanyon to get the cover... one! Two! Three!!! Oh my God! I never... this is turning out to be a most unpredictable Riot Rulz, ladies and gentlemen!!"
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"Unbelievable is right..." Seijimei says. "... Al Gore and a limo full of hookers... beating the tar out of Steven Richards?! What more could happen? We found out soon enough in the Fatal Four Way... after the rooftop tag match in which Wildpack 2000 won, despite fierce competition from Scorpion's Pyre, the Extreme match took place... All four combatants... Derek Walker, Ryokami, Cactus Jack, and the Extreme Champion herself, Sonnette, were in rare form. Derek and Sonnette both teamed up to take down Ryokami, but the nature of the match dictates, it's every person for themselves... in the end Derek Walker managed to lock in the Endless Hunger on hir friend Sonnette... Sonnette refused to tap out, but nonetheless succumbed to Derek's submission move while her head, shoulders, and half her chest was inside Derek's mouth. So yes, we do have a new Extreme Champion in Derek Walker... but shi does not have the belt... because it's in the possession of Ryokami. Take a look."
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"Travel Theme (To Crystalis)" is playing as a tired, slightly bloody Derek holds up the Extreme title belt up high, victorious... but behind hir...
Styles: Ryokami just shot back up to his feet!! My God! Wasn't he laid out with that pickaxe a moment ago?! Now he's got that burning barbed wired table!! He... my God, TURN AROUND DEREK!!!
Ryokami swings the deadly table around with all his momentum and strength, striking the weary Derek from behind with it, burning and piercing hir flesh at the same time!
Styles: Omi... GOD!!! Ryokami just laid out Derek with that TABLE SHOT!! He swung that table like a Louisville Slugger!! Now he's got the belt!! Ryokami's stealing the Extreme title!! The title that Derek just won!!! He's leaving with it!!! My God!!!
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"... We have just been given word that a videotape of Ryokami explaining his actions has been sent in... so we'll be ending the show on this note. For all of us at the EAW this Seijimei Kuroido saying good night, and we'll see you at Mayhem in Tokyo!"
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The image fades in to Ryokami... sitting in what appears to be his room... his room is reminiscent of a serial killer's; pictures of girls... past victims (now you know where he got those horrible images)... tacked and taped all over the walls, a dim light hanging above him... he hasn't changed clothes since Riot Rulz... and sitting on his lap, the EAW Extreme title belt.
"... Congratulations are in order towards our new EAW Extreme champion..." Ryokami says. "If I was wearing a hat, I'd tip it to you right now, Derek Walker... but you see... while you can lay claim to the proclamation of EAW Extreme Champion... I cannot allow you to lay claim to MY belt. It is MY belt... I forged it with my own hands when I was Mortis... it was a part of my past... and now... it is mine once more. And now... as the owner of this belt... I hereby retire it."
Ryokami moves to place the Extreme title belt onto a top shelf. "... I hope you won't bitch and moan about this, Derek. Champions do not bitch or moan... I simply wished to reclaim my property... that's all," he says. "Now... I can begin anew. Now that my past has been retreived, I can move on to my path of redemption... the Anti-Savior of old is now no longer. I bear no grudge with you Derek... or Sonnette. Now... now I will show the evil here in the EAW just how menacing I can REALLY be..."
Ryokami sits down, throwing his head back and looking straight at the camera.
"Of course, you DO need a belt, Derek..." Ryokami concludes. "... So... why not do what I did... make one. Make an Extreme title belt that symbolizes what you are. A managerie of all things that live. Of course... you'll have to do that when you eventually wake up, that is."
Ryokami chuckles evilly. "... Rejoice... for I am... what will be. Redeemed."
Fade to black as Ryokami's eyes narrow... smiling ever so sadistically...