Lynxara: First up I gotta say... WHAT'S UP SHAITOWN!!!
The crowd gives Lynxara a huge pop.
Lynxara: Okay... last Tuesday at Mayhem... we got ourselves a bit of a dilemma... see, we got a new world champion... nice girl by the name of Blink... but she won the title with the help of her mother... and she doesn't feel very good about it here. So anyhow, let's get this all settled right now...
Lynxara looks to the entrance.
Lynxara: Welcome everyone, the new EAW Champ... BLINK!!
"My Generation" cues up... Blink comes out in blue jeans, an Austin "Blood From A Stone" T-shirt, a leather vest, and the EAW title hanging over her shoulder. The fans cheer, some boo, but she just looks to everyone and smiles softly as she climbs into the ring.
Lynxara and Blink shake hands, then Lynxara looks to the entranceway once more.
Lynxara: Now... I want you to also welcome the "screwed-over" party here... "The Decadent" Triple H!
"The Way I Am" by Eminem is the next theme to be played. Hunter (dressed in an EAW T-shirt, jeans, and boots) stomp down to the ring, pulling along Hera along the way (who is wearing leather pants and a red tube top). He gets in the ring by grabbing the top rope and yanking himself up onto the apron, and steps through the ropes.
Lynxara Make sure we got a mic for everyone... okay, we got the victim... we got the screwed-over... so let's make it complete by bringing out the screwer. Mystique, get your blue scaled ass out here!!
"The Witch" by the Cult cues up... and a young fan leaps from the security railing! Before the security can stop her she leaps into the ring... and shape changes into the reptilian Mystique.
Lynxara looks at the mutant and smirks.
Lynxara: ... Cute.
Blink sees Mystique and can't even bare to look at her in the eye, while Mystique is smiling rather proudly at her daughter.
"That just goes to show just what a coward this bitch is!" Hunter says, then gets in Mystique's face. "WHAT the F*** were you thinking? You screwed me out of my title, you scaley piece of sh*t. Lynxara, I want my belt back NOW...and I want Mystique's ass as compensation for my inconvenience."
Mystique only smiles deviously in Triple H's face as Lynxara shakes her head.
"I can't do that, Hunter... the referee's decision was final... and since Ayane thought Blink was pinning your shoulders to the mat, our champion is... right now Blink." She turns to Blink. "That is, if she WANTS to stay champion... Clarice, you called me up a few nights ago about this... you got a decision?"
Blink sighs softly... taking the title from her shoulders and looking at it... then at Mystique (who is beginning to look concerned) and Triple H...
"Final my ass," Triple H snarls. "There is no disputing this. The fact is, that Blink never beat me for the title. While Mystique was out there masquerading as me, Hera and I were stuck in the back, watching it on the monitor while I was pounding away at my door. No one was in the hallway because they THOUGHT they were watching me and Blink out here, wrestling for the World Title. But instead what they got was Blink and a fraud. Mystique comes out here preaching about mutants being treated like anyone else, and they she goes and pulls this bullsh*t? Clever way of trying to prove your point, you jackass. You can't override the referee's decision? Fine. Then get Ayane out here and have her reverse the decision."
"I'm vacating the title," Blink speaks up. The fans all are in shock, but no more so than Mystique. "You're right, Hunter... you got screwed... so did I. I wanted a fair fight and instead I get what happened at Mayhem... I'm sorry, it's the only thing I can do..."
Blink sighs, then hands the title to Lynxara, who nods to Blink.
Hunter throws his arms up in disgust. "This is pure bullsh*t. Mystique f*cks me over, and I suffer for it. Do I at least get that loss wiped from my record, considering I never lost that match?" He then growls, pointing to Mystique, "And can I at least get my revenge on Mommy Dearest over here? I don't blame Blink for this; I place the blame squarely on Mystique."
"Easy Hunter... what you really want is your title back... don't worry, somewhere down the line you and Mystique will fight. But let's concentrate on the World Title, let's concentrate on Razor's Edge!"
The fans seem to know what Lynxara has up her sleeve as she continues. "Hunter, you want the title back and Blink wants to win it fairly... so as commisioner, here's what I'm going to do.
For the main event, it's going to be Blink versus Triple H in a Ladder match!! And you know ladder matches better than anyone Triple H... you've had experiences with them... Blink's new to this gimmick match, but she's a quick learner! But ultimately we'll have an undisputed world champ and a match the fans here won't forget!"
Mystique merely has her arms crossed, staring at Blink rather angrily.
"Now, listen here Lynxara...." Hunter begins before Hera taps him on the shoulder. He stops, pulls the mic away, and they whisper to each other a bit aside from the other three. "Lynxara..." he smiles. That is a FANTASTIC idea...with a noticable flaw. What exactly do we do about Mystique? Banning her from ringside won't help. So, we should keep her where we can all see her. Say, locked in a cage and hoisting 30 feet above the ring?"
Mystique blinks, then speaks up. "NO! These idiot humans! Don't listen to them, Lynxara!! I--"
"Raven, shut up," Lynxara interrupts; she gets a huge pop from this. "Y'know I was going to just ban you from the arena in general... but since Hera brought that stip up... well, as ol' Mills would say, 'I'll allow it!'" Another pop follows.
"Now THAT, I can live with," Hunter says with a broad smile. "And like it or not, Mystique, you are human. Blink is as well. Blink? What say we shake on it?" Hunter says, extending his hand.
Blink looks to Hunter... smiling softly... then goes ahead and shakes Hunter's hand. Mystique has not taken her eyes off of Blink while Lynxara smiles.
"Alright...then we've got ourselves a main event. And since I've gotten the closest I'm going to get to my first demand...I'll help myself to collecting the second." Hunter tosses the mic aside, then charges Mystique, tackling her to the ground to a massive pop. He then straddles her and starts to pound away at her with right hands. Blink gasps out with surprise and Mystique does her best to block the punches but even a martial arts master like Mystique can't defend against an attack she was completely unprepared for. Lynxara doesn't take any action either.
Blink winces as she turns away. And it seems Lynxara was prepared; she pulls out a small sign from her jacket and holds it up; it's marked "10."
Hunter gets up and keeps his eyes firmly locked on Mystique, as "The Way I Am" begins to play, and Hera steps out onto the apron, jumping down to the floor. Hunter follows as they both head to the back. Lynxara looks to Blink... shrugs, then follows closely behind, taking a route outside the rampway, leaving Blink and Mystique alone. Blink goes to Mystique and helps her up. Mystique just glances at her daughter, accepting her help.
Blink and Mystique get to the stage area... then Mystique pulls away from Blink, using the rail for leverage. Blink approaches Mystique-- suddenly the blue scaled mutant lashes out, throwing a vicious roundhouse kick that twists Blink in the air!! The fans all gasp out, then boo Mystique loudly as she stares at her daughter in outright contempt... "The Witch" cues up as she leaves Blink laying on the stage, unconscious from the vicious kick.
After a commercial break the first match kicks off. Colley-Chan and Bee Gee Hyde square off. But before they can start their match RATM's Version of Street Fightin' Man begins to play and Booker Tatum walks out. With a microphone in hand he slides into the ring and tells both competitors to leave. They aren't too willing to go.
"Well then, if you don't want to leave on your own, I will make you. You this, is my show. This is my era, and this is...mine. Now, let's get down to business. First of all, this match is officially over, and the winner is...Me. Second, I am going to officially ban Lynxara from interfering in any more of my shows from now on. You see, now that Overlord cannot participate, I am left with a rather large hole to fill. And with that hole, I am going to do a little interview. Hmm...What to say, what to say. Oh, I have a good idea, why don't I bring out my body gaurd. You have all met him before..no wait, I don't have a bodygaurd, now, do I? Well then, get on with the show.
Code Red and Lady Widow both make their entrances. However, the camera cuts away to the arena entrance where Elite is shown entering the building. The camera follows him to a locker room. The camera then cuts back to the match where Code Red has just clotheslined Lady Widow. Lady Widow comes back with a hard left hand. And then another left hand. And another. Then one of the rights. Code Red is being pummeled and he backs into the corner. Lady Widow launches Code Red into the ropes, and he comes back and ducks a whole bunch of arms. Code Red hooks the Neck of Lady Widow and drives it into the mat with a reverse DDT Variation. Code Red picks her up and hits a nice swinging neckbreaker. Code Red picks the Widow up one time, and this time finishes her off with Condition Red. He holds on for the victory.
Derek Walker walks out to the ring where Kevin Nash is already Waiting. Nash and walker start it off with a tie up that Nash wins easily. Nash puts Walker to the Ropes. Walker leaps at Nash with a flying bodypress, but Nash catches him and slams him down to the mat. Nash picks up Walker and throws him high into the air Walker comes crashing down. Suddenly the crowd pops as The Elite runs in with a chair and levels Nash with it. Elite grabs Walker and hits him with Elimination. Elite celebrates and then does it again. ELite leaves the ring.
The main event kicks off as the Cage is Lowered Sean Sensation walks out to the ring and steps through the cage door. "The Way I Am" by Eminem begins to play and the Decadent Triple H walks out. Triple H is shocked when ShoNuff attacks him right off that bat. Hunter kicks ShoNuff away and follows him back with a clothesline. ShoNuff rises back to his feet and suplexes Triple H into the cage. Triple H falls into the ropes and is entangled. ShoNuff smashes into Hunter with a huge boot. ShoNuff pulls Triple H out of the ropes and hammers away. The crowd pops, but no one knows why. It seems that someone is coming through the crowd. ShoNuff begins to climb the cage, but Hunter grabs his boot and just barely has the strength to pull him down. Hunter struggles to his feet, and ShoNuff chases him with a clothesline attempt that HHH duck. Hunter goes to the ropes and levels ShoNuff with a rising knee. Hunter whips ShoNuff into the corner and pummels hims. Suddenly Elite opens the cage door and sneaks in Undeteted. Triple H Whips ShoNuff out of the corner, and Elite uses this opportunity to Sky-High Shonuff. Elite points for HHH to climb
out but powerbombs him off remarking that, "I won't make it that easy." Then an
Elimination on Shonuff. Then being heard say, "Ok. Maybe a little. Just cause we
got history."
Elite leaves the ring, but both men are down. Triple H can barely move and he pulls himself out of the cage door.