
We are taken to a shot of the announcer's desk where Joey Styles and Megan Eko are seated.
Styles: Welcome everyone, I am Joey Styles, and we are set for another edition of Riot Rulz. Two titles are on the line tonight when Scorpion's Pyre gets their shot at the tag team titles, and Kairi Lyger puts the European Title on the line against Lupe.
Eko: Also, we have a debut match on hand when Infinito Inferno takes on the Overlord.
Styles: "In-fin-it-i-vo Inferno," actually.
Eko: Hmmm...what does that name mean?
Styles: I'm not quite sure, but he looks like a promising young star.
Eko: In-fin-it-i-vo?
Styles: Yes, or he wouldn't have been signed in the first place.
Eko: The Inferno family picks odd names for their children, don't they?
Styles: I....don't think this one is of any relation.
Eko: If he has really greasy hair and a beak almost as big as Triple H's, then I'll be the first to say "I told you so."
"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit cues up, cutting them off.
Styles: It that....JC Stone coming out here?
Eko: Don't think--since JC left, Mr. Inferno has taken his old theme. Do you actually read up on these guys before they come out here, Joey?
Styles: Well, feels like when Angle used the Patriot's theme.
Then, a fire bursts from the middle of the stage, forming a circle and tossing up a cloud of smoke. Infinitivo Inferno then appears, in the middle of the circle of fire. His valet, Christina, is by her side. The crowd gives a respectable reaction for the debuting star, many impressed with his entrance.
Styles: WHOOOOOOOOAAA!!! Now there is a man that knows how to make an entrance.
Eko: Is that entrance a fire hazard?
Styles: I'm not sure. But I do feel Inferno may find himself at a bit of a disadvantage here in his debut match, since Kri--er, the Overlord is a veteran--a former world champion, and holder of many titles in his career.
Eko: Well...why is he wrestling preliminary matches and fighting against debuting wrestlers?
Styles: That would be a question for the bookers, not me.
"Smash" by the Offspring plays, Krist makes his entrance to jeers from the audience, although a small group of Overlord supporters (sporting t-shirts aluding to the fact) is seated near the stage.
Styles: The Overlord is back, and he's starting to up his win column a bit, but what does he want from the EAW now? He retired after the death of his sister, vowing never to return to the ring. He doesn't seem to have any clear target, and only seems to disparage and insult the EAW and its fans.
Eko: Perhaps he's just waiting...hoping that Mechius will return, and then to get revenge on him?
Styles: We haven't the slightest idea what happened to Mechius, but for some reason rumors are flying that he is planning to make a return.
Eko: I hope to God not.
The bell rings...
Styles: Inferno starting off with a spin kick to the stomach of Overlord!! One to the chest!!! Irish whip...arm drag takedown! Overlord up...Side Headlock from Inferno...pounding on the head of Overlord. BACK SUPLEX from Overlord!!!! Inferno up--Dropkick from Overlord!!
Eko: The newcomer proving to be a bit much in the early going for the veteran. What exactly do we know about him?
Styles: Not very much; he has refused to give much background on his past. His try outs were impressive though, I hear. OVERLORD WITH A CLOTHESLINE on Inferno. Overlord scoops up Inferno....reversed into a small package by Inferno!!
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Styles: Inferno rolling to the outside of the ring. Overlord with the Piscoto!! OH MY GOD!!! Overlord was right on target, but may have busted his jaw when Inferno dropped him across the safety railing! AND HE SMACKS HIS HEAD ON THE CONCRETE!!
Eko: Fortunately, the EAW has a very good dental plan.
Styles: Both men are down, but Overlord may have taken the most damage from that.
Styles: Inferno beginning to stir...and he's up!! Now Inferno is pulling up the protective mats!! He may try to capitalize on Overlord here!!
Eko: Christina's pulling for her man here--and I'm rooting for Inferno here myself. I know that he's been through a lot, but I'm still not going to sympathize with him. KICK HIS ASS, INFERNO!!!
Styles: Inferno rolls back in the ring. Overlord is showing signs of life now at last...
Inferno, watching Overlord carefully, quickly runs and hits the opposite ropes, then runs back towards Overlord...
Styles: BASEBALL SLIDE from Inferno!!!
Overlord is knocked backwards, leaning slumped on the safety railing. Inferno quickly slides out to follow up.
Styles: Boot to the stomach of Overlord...PILEDRIVER!!!! OHHHH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDDD!!!
CRIPPLING Piledriver on the concrete!!!
Eko: Overlord isn't moving....
Styles: Inferno decided that, in that case, he'll assist him. Inferno rolls Overlord back in. Cover...
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Eko: That doesn't mean anything much farther down works, however.
Styles: Maybe true, but for now Overlord is alive and kicking. And...YES...he's standing up! Inferno whips Overlord to the ropes. Overlord grabs the ropes...kick to the head of Inferno--telegraphing the back body drop!! Inferno sends the referee into the corner! Overlord BLOCKS the spin kick from Inferno. The GREAT EQUALIZER!! LOW BLOW!! Overlord adding a little knuckle to those balls! The referee didn't see it!! Now an inverted atomic drop from Overlord!! Follows it up with a Northern Lights Suplex! One
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Styles: Inferno frees himself! Kick out!
Eko: Beautiful bridge, however. *claps* COME ON, INFERNO!!
Styles: Overlord looks to be a little worried, he pulls up Inferno by the hair...HARD Irish Whip to the corner!! Inferno staggers out....Belly to Belly Suplex!! Overlord through the ropes....looking to be going up top! It could be the Giant Leap here...
Christina grabs the top rope, jerking it quickly, and causing Overlord to lose his footing.
Styles: Overlord CROTCHED on the turnbuckle!!
Inferno springs up...looking a little fresher than he did a minute ago.
Styles: Inferno tosses Overlord off the top rope!! Now he climbs it himself. Overlord back up...FLYING HEADSCISSORS from Inferno!!
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FOOT ON THE ROPE!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!! Overlord just barely saves his own ass!
Eko: Damn it...
Styles: Inferno to the apron, looking to score another big move on Overlord! Springboard....Hurracan---POWERBOMB!!! Overlord reverses!!
Overlord hops over to the head of Inferno--leaving his back to the ropes--and pulls up Inferno. Christina seems to be hiding something...
Styles: Overlord looks to be setting up Inferno for his deadly chain combination....Christina strikes the ankle of Overlord!! Trips him up on the Front Russian Leg Sweep!!
Christina then slides the chair into the ring.
Styles: Overlord not staying down long--takes a chair right between the eyes!
The referee signals for the bell, ending the match on a disqualification.
Winner by Disqualification >>> Overlord
Eko: Well...at least Overlord got a little taste of his own medicine.
Styles: Infinitivo Inferno loses his debut match here tonight...
Inferno leaves the ring, Christina runs over to accompany him to the back.
Styles: ...but has made quite an impression on the crowd here, and especially Overlord.
Eko: Scott Hall...Dax Clark...HARDCORE..NEXT!!!
**Commercial Break**
As we come back from the break, we see a grave Joey and Megan seated.
Styles: Fans, we are sad to report that the scheduled match between Dax Clark and Scott Hall will not take place tonight. Someone attacked both Clark and Hall during the break.
Suddenly, the Jumbotron comes alive, showing Ryokami and Mystyc sitting upon the steps of a stairs somewhere in the arena... Mystyc is hugging Ryokami protectively while Ryokami has in his hands a sledgehammer.
Ryokami: ... I would like to apologize to the wrestling fans out there... you see... there isn't going to BE a hardcore match to determine a Number One contender... so I had to... heh... drive home the fact to both of the idiots who were competing in that match... that I AM the Number One Contender for the Hardcore title... a title that is rightfully mine... Nova... dear dear Nova... shall I drive home that fact to you as well... hm...?
Ryokami smirks, then swings the sledgehammer so hard it goes through the ceramic wall near him.
Ryokami: ... Enjoy the rest of the show, boys and girls...
And the Jumbotron cues out.
Styles: Ryokami?! That bastard!! Commissioner Lynxara has got to have something to say about this!!
Eko: As if there was any doubt that it anyone other than Ryokami when we first heard. This is a clear case of a sore loser if I ever seen one.
Eko: And yet...he's related to perhaps the best sport in the biz, Shaed, yet you'd never know it.
Styles: Well, Ryokami IS his son...but I guess that's unconditional love for ya. At any rate, we've still got a tag team match set to take place...
The lights go down suddenly....BOOM!!!
Styles, Eko: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
"We're In This Together" by Nine Inch Nails cues up.
Styles: A-and that's means Scorpion's Pyre is on their way out!! It had been so long since I was last used to that entrance.
Eko (still shooken up): T-t-tell me about it. I've never even sat at ringside for it until now.
Kaye and Sasori make their way out, arm in arm. Sasori...expressionless as always. Kaye's mask is pulled down...battle ready.
Styles: Wow...look at the Pyre. They've been training ever since they've been out, although they haven't actually had a match in months. This would be a comeback in a big way if they could regain the tag team titles their first night back.
Eko: I don't think so...they can train all they want, but Wildpack have the edge on in-ring experience since the Pyre has been out.
"Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf begins to play, and the tag team champs, Colley and Scarlet--Wildpack 2000--make their way out.
Styles: You can argue all you like, the fact is that these are two teams at the top of their game, and with the potential to beat each other on any given night. So even small factors CAN determine the outcome of this match.
Eko: Colley in male dog form tonight, it would seem...
Styles: The referee holding up the tag team title belts...
A graphic delaring "EAW Tag Team Championship" appears across the screen..
Styles: ....he gives them to the time keeper. Wildpack and the Pyre at opposite corners, discussing last minute stragety.
Scarlet whispers into Colley's ear, which he flicks and smiles. Colley then walks away from the apron, staring across at Kaye and Sasori. After some deliberation, Sasori climbs through the ropes onto the apron while Kaye heads to the referee.
Styles: It appears we have Colley and Kaye starting off this match...the referee signals for the bell...
Styles: *ding, ding* and we have our title match underway! Colley locks up with Kaye...drop toe hold...Colley hops on Kaye's back...reverse chinlock.
Kaye, however, stands up!
Styles: Kaye's up!!! Snaps Colley forward and off her back! Colley scrambles back up...ducks the clothesline from Kaye...whips her...Kaye hits the ropes...KAYE HITS A JUMPING DDT to Colley!! Hooks the leg...one count only.
Colley up...Kaye takes control again.
A hard whip to the turnbuckle...Kaye charges in--COLLEY GETS HIS FEET UP!! Kaye takes the boots right in the face!!
Colley hops backwards, taking a seat on the turnbuckle, and jumps off with with a Bionic Elbow to Kaye. Then rolls slickly to his corner and tags in Scarlet before rolling out himself.
Styles: A quick tag to Scarlet...springboard...splashes onto Kaye! Scarlet straddles Kaye and hits her with right hands!
Eko: Scarlet may be the quickest of the RT&C next to Sonnette, and she's showing it in this match!
Kaye gets back up, staggered a bit.
Styles: Scarlet runs to another corner--jumps to the turnbuckle...TRIANGLE KICK!!!
Eko: Scarlet of the RT&C hits a move similar to Bull Buchanan of the RTC...
Styles: Pointless info, but at least you mentioned the name "Buchanan" without making it part of the punchline for an election joke.
Eko: It's already enough of a joke....Scarlet going up top again!
Styles: Scarlet off--CAUGHT BY HER THROAT IN MID-AIR!!! CHOKEHOLD POWERBOMB!!! Kaye yanks Scarlet back up to her feet...whips her to the ropes...TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!!
Kaye then tags in Sasori, who has been itching to get into this match from the beginning...
Styles: KAYE MAKES THE TAG!! Sasori in!! Grabs the ankles of Scarlet...an early Fatal Encounter?!
Scarlet is able to kick free of Sasori's grasp, then rolls backwards, springing back up to her feet.
Styles: Wow!! Scarlet recovered quickly! She looks ready to take on the fresh Sasori. They head towards each other...short arm by Sasori blocked...HARD kick across the head floors Sasori...SUNSET FLIP!! One
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Styles: Sasori clamps his heels together and breaks it up. Both wrestlers up....Roundhouse from Scarlet--ducked! European Uppercut!! Sasori spins around Scarlet...BULLDOG!!! Sasori tags in Kaye.
Eko (best JR impression): It's the HOT PINK MACHINE!!! Business is about to pick up now!
Styles: Kaye joins Sasori in the ring....They both cinch up Scarlet....Double Suplex!! Sasori back onto the apron. Scarlet gets back up...kicked by Kaye...Fisherman's Suplex!!!
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Styles: ALMOST!! Colley saves the tag titles! But Scarlet badly needs a tag.
Eko: Yeah, fox and the hound need to even up the score here before the Pyre walks away with the titles.
Styles: Kaye picking up Scarlet...INSIDE CRADLE!!!
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Styles: But Scarlet takes Kaye by surprise....Kaye up...STUNNER FROM SCARLET!!!!
Scarlet runs to her corner, tagging in Colley.
Styles: TAG TO COLLEY!!! COLLEY IN....SASORI IN!! EVENFLOW TO SASORI!!! EVENFLOW TO KAYE!!! Scarlet runs to the turnbuckle...Colley setting up Kaye...One....Two...THREE POWERBOMBS!!--MOONSAULT FROM SCARLET!! ONE
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Winners and still EAW Tag Team Champions >>> Wildpack 2000
**Commercial Break**
When we come back from break....
Styles: Welcome back. We just had an incredible tag team matchup between the returning Scorpion's Pyre and Wildpack 2000 for the Tag Team Titles--Wildpack successfully defending. But that isn't the only title match we have. Coming up next, Lupe gets a European title shot against Kairi Lyger!
A short package reviewing what happened so far is shown....then we go to commercial again.
**Commercial**
We come back to "Return to Innocence" by Enigma already in progress of being played.
Eko: Lupe has worked long and hard for this title shot, and I think she could beat Lyger tonight.
Styles: Here she is now....currently undefeated--the EAW's female wolf morph, Lupe!
Lupe is out, a cloudy full moon spliced with some short action movies of her is played on the Jumbotron as a silverly spotlight surrounds her and follows her to the ring.
Eko: Lupe doing some last minute stretching exercises..
"Black" by Sevendust is the next to cue up...
Styles: And now the other famous Lyger--Kairi! Your European Champion!
We move to a shot of the entranceway, lit up by glowing red eyes, then a silhouette of Kairi standing firm with the European Title.
Styles: Lyger had just recently posed for his new action figure--which won't be available for purchase for a while now fans.
Eko: Hopefully it is a high-quality one...
Lyger gets in the ring, handing the European Title to the referee, who holds it up as a graphic reading "EAW European Title Match" scrolls across the screen. The bell is rung.
Styles: And our main event is underway...Lyger starting up strong with an arm wringer. Lupe reverses! Hammerlock applied! BLUE THUNDER BOMB from Lupe!!
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Eko: Lupe pulls up Lyger...whip to the corner...
Styles: Lupe charges in with a knee. Now climbing up top...one, two, three, four, five shots to the head!! Frankensteiner coming up....NO!!! BLOCKED BY LYGER!!! RUNNING LYGERBOMB!!!
Rather than going for the cover, Lyger releases and stands back up.
Styles: LYGER HITS A BIG MOVE!! Now he's up....Lupe up....kick from Lupe...caught...Enzui Giri misses, catapult from Lyger....Lupe hits the turnbuckle!! Back Suplex by Lyger. COVER!
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Styles: Lyger heads up on top....Lupe crawling back up. LYGER from the TOP---POWERSLAM from LUPE!!!!!
Lupe is unable to capitalize, however. She instead rolls over face down.
Styles: Lyger gets back to his feet...goes for Lupe....JAWBREAKER!!! Lupe following up...HANGING BRAINBUSTER coming up!
Eko: Lupe holds him vertical with AMAZING strength...all the blood must be rushing to Lyger's head....
Styles: Which Lupe JUST DROPPED HIM ON!!! Lupe runs up the turnbuckle....HOWLING MOONSAULT!!! Cover
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Eko: I don't know who to really root for. I like BOTH of these two!
Styles: It is a safe bet, however, that whoever walks out of here with by a tremendous European Champion...LUPE with a piledriver!!!
Lupe then pulls Lyger back up...and moves toward the turnbuckle, and seat him up top.
Styles: Lupe looks to be going for the big finish...with her high-risk but high-reward finishing move!
Lupe follows Lyger up top, but Lyger recovers, and begins to fight with Lupe.
Styles: LYGER'S STILL IN IT!!! Lyger and Lupe jockeying for position on the top rope...LUPE SHOVES OFF LYGER!!!! Lupe off the top rope...CAUGHT BY LYGER!!! CHOKE LYGERBOMB....COVER...TWO....THREE!!!
Winner by Pinfall >>> Kairi Lyger, retains EAW European Title Styles: WOW!!! An amazing match. Fans, that's all we have for you now, but don't miss Mayhem this Tuesday!!