We open to the arena, where such signs can be seen as:

"WWE Fans: Chant BORING when HHH is out!" "Kumo No Amimono = Kama Sutra Position?" "WWE Fears Football" " "Kelly Connelly-Flair: The Next Jimmy Hart?" "HHH is a (ratings) Murderer!" "MORRIGAN LOVES HEYMAN!" "The Master (arrow pointing down)" "-bator (arrow pointing left)", "Bullwhip Protection Agency: Your check BETTER not bounce!", "Seven is Dreamy!", "Kyouki Shoujo: The cutest Japanese Tag Team since Kaientai!", m"I Bet 18 Will Win the Title!", "WE WANT BEER!", "GLENDA IS A MAN!"

Beegee: OHYEAH! We are mega-pumped here at the Sovereign Bank Arena! You just do not know how good it feels to be back home, Pamela!

Pamela: Well, I'm just amazed you call this... state your home. It's Jersey, Betty. For crying out loud...

Beegee: Don't be jealous 'cuz all the places you call home you only recognize by their ceiling.

Pamela: .... HEY!

Beegee: Hehhehheh... anyway, we've got one helluva show lines up, as the Quialifying Matches continue! Bullwhip and the Hurricane throw down, and Seven gets another clean shot--

Pamela: Which, mind you, HE DOES NOT DESERVE... even if he is Seven. ;.;

Beegee: --against Akiko, Oseiko puts her strap on the line against the Rashman, Nexus and Colley... work out their differences, and Fasha gets the chance of chances to take on Code Red for all the marbles! It's gonna be hot up here in... JERSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Beegee... stands on the announcer's desk and starts working up the crowd (without stripping, which is scary) while Pamela just sighs and toys with a pen.

Pamela: Are you done making an ass outta yourself?

Beegee: Mmm-hmm. Now it's your turn. ^_^

Pamela: ... I want Kanyon back.

"Back the Fuck Up" starts playing, and the reaction Bullwhip gets as he makes his way to ringside is... not all that nice.

Beegee: And Bullwhip's getting the old Jersey hello... but quite honestly, I don't think he gives half an ass. This guy's about business, as he showed us when he mangled Seven.

Pamela: ... I'm so *TORN*. I want Bullwhip to whip the Tropical Depression, but... he hurt Seven. Mmmmn... *choices*.

Beegee: I dunno, mebbe you can just shut your mouth and not choose anyone? ^_^

Pamela: Bitch.

Beegee: The baddest one around.

Pamela: What-EVER.

Bullwhip warms up in the ring as...

"STAND BACK! THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!"

... an engine revs up as "Dare" fires up, and in a few moments... the Hurricane and Mighty Molly are seen... in a new Hurricycle, both wearing trendy (and safe) matching helmets! (Naturally, 'Cane's driving and Molly's in the sidecar) One good circling of the ring (Much to Buzzsaw's annoyment) and Hurricane and Molly disembark in a show of teamwork and friendship. With a nod, Hurricane slides into the ring... and Buzzsaw starts stomping on him!

Beegee: Looks like the debut of the NEW HURRICYCLE's over... ring the bell, it's time to jerk that curtain!

Beegee: Bullsaw laying into the Hurricane early... and a kick sends the Hurricane rolling out of the ring... 'Cane getting some words of encouragement from Mighty Molly and a pat on the back... and here he comes! Springboard plancha at Bullwhip... NO GOOD! Fallaway slam puts the superhero down!

Pamela: Bullwhip's not going for all that flippy-flying crap, no ma'am. Ol' Bullwhip getting a handful of Hurri-outfit... and setting him up for an old-fashioned suplex... nope, scratch that! Hurricane dropped gutfirst on the ropes!

Beegee: And a quick rising knee from Whip sends Hurricane out of the ring *again*. And man, does 'Cane look upset. Molly over to give more encouragement... and one more time! Hurricane going for another springboard---fakeout! Hurricane slides under Bullwhips legs and--- half-sunset flip! Hurricane going for the surprise pin... only two! But it's enough to get Bullwhip thinking a little more defensively now, as he's backed up! Hurricane hurri-kippuping to his feet... and we have up a staredown!

Pamela: Oh, come on! We all know that Bullwhip's bigger than the Hurrishane and stronger to boot! I don't see why he's so worried!

Beegee: Of course you wouldn't... tieup! Bullwhip with the advantage... knee to Hurricane's gut sets up a beautiful snap suplex! Bullwhip up and reaching for Hurricane and gets a boot to the side of the neck for his trouble! OW! Hurricane rolling to his feet... BIG HURRICLOTHESLINE to put Bullwhip down... and Hurricane holding on for a side headlock.. hooking a leg and wrenching Bullwhip's neck! I smell a gameplan...

Pamela: You smell the Jersey 'fresh air'... mmm, smells like it's garbage day!

Beegee: I'll hurt you later. Bullwhip getting a hand on a rope and Hurricane breaks the hold... Whip's up and the fight's back on... Hurricane in for a tieup but Bullwhip RAMS him into the turnbuckle! Hurricane stumbles past Bullwhip and ALMOST GETS BEHEADED by a vicious clothesline from his opponent! Hurricane down, and Bullwhip going to the top... big diving elbow... HITS Hurricane square in the back! Bullwhip rolling Hurricane over and hooking the leg.... KICKOUT AT TWO.

Pamela: ... hey! Ref! Could you count any slower?!

Beegee: Shush, Pamela! Bullwhip dragging Hurricane to his feet and lays a meaty hook right into 'Cane's jaw! And another to the gut... LIFTING Hurricane with his fist and slamming him into the turnbuckle! Hurricane looks kinda worn out already... and here comes Bullwhip! CHAOS---MISSES! And Bullwhip rams his shoulder into the turnbuckle as Hurrican moves up... and PLANTS both boots into Bullwhip's upper back! AGAIN! And flips off of Bullwhip the third time... and almost falls as he wobbles back! Hurricane may be still in this match, but he's taken a few nasty shots already... and Bullwhip seems to notice! Bullwhip tying up with Hurricane... both fighting for the adtanvage... Hurricane with a sudden monkey flip puts Bullwhip on his back... and that aching shoulder! Hurricane quick to take the hint... and the Hurricane locks in a knee-assisted halfcrab on Bullwhip, who's flailing for the ropes!

Pamela: Hey, didn't they make that move illegal back in 1982? I swear they did! DQ Hurricane, quick!

Beegee: Hurricane not letting go, even though Bullwhip's starting to move to the ropes... and HAS them! Hurricane letting go like a true sport, and Bullwhip dragging himself to his feet--- Hurricane moving to capitalize with a Flying Wizard--Bullwhip ducks, and Hurricane's leg hits thin air! Bullwhip fast to capitalize! Raining down fists at the Hurricane... and a big UFC-style forearm shot to finish! Bullwhip dragging Hurricane to his feet by his top, cussing him out something fierce... and does goes Hurricane---HUGE POWERBOMB folds him in half! Bullwhip signalling... looks like he wants to put this one away... oh, and he reaches for the backside of his shoulder again... looks like he's still feeling that missed Chaos and halfcrab...

Pamela: Mmm-hmm, suuuure... look, he's dragging poor Hurricane to his feet and... kissing his own fist! If I didn't know better, I'd say it's UKO time, wouldn't you?

Beegee: I would! Bullwhip winding back---MISSES THE UKO! Hurricane with a burst of speed... GRABS Bullwhip by the throat! Aaaaaaaah the HURRICHOKESLAM!

Pamela: I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT! ><

Beegee: Bullwhip is down... and Hurricane's going up! He shouldn't risk it... he's taken a beating from Bullwhip... and Bullwhip's still getting up! Hurricane... POSING! FROG SPLASHING AT BULLWHIP----BIG BOOT TO HURRICANE AS HE COMES DOWN! That's gotta be it! Bullwhip with the pin..... ALMOST! Hurricane barely able to get a shoulder up... and Bullwhip's incensed! Yanking Hurricane to his feet... and a double underhook! Setting up for the Extreme Impact... but Hurricane struggles, and you can SEE the pain on Bullwhip's face... his shoulder's got to be in a worse way than I thought... again! No go! Hurricane Not giving up... NOW! Hurricane up... TIGER DRIVER '91! But... only one! Bullwhip clutching at his shoulder as he drags himself over to Hurricane... going for the win..... NO! Hurricane refusing to give up! Bullwhip arguing with the ref about that one...

Pamela: Oh, this is just quaint. He's been crushed, why doesn't he just give up already? There's no shame in losing to a much, much better opponent like Bullwhip!

Beegee: Bullwhip's finally dragging Hurricane to his feet... and he'e winding up for another UKO... SWINGS AND MISSES---DESPERATION EYE OF THE HURRICANE! But Hurricane's too beaten to pin immediately.... NOW he does! This could be the ballga-NOOO! Bullwhip with a growl at drags himself to his feet... Hurricane's taking his time as well... both up at eight! Hurricane and Bullwhip not moving... this could be the moment that makes the match... Bullwhip in! U.K.O. MISSES! Hurricane going for another Eye---ELBOW TO THE HEAD FROM BULLWHIP! AND A FOLLOWUP UKO HITS! Hurricane's down... and Bullwhip more-or-less falls on him.... but it's enough!

Capetta: Here is your winner... BULLWHIP!

Pamela: Whoooooo! Lookit Molly sob! She wanted him to win soooo badly... that two-cent boob bag. >=/

Beegee: ... whatever. Still, a valiant effort by the Hurricane, but he ended up on the wrong side of Bullwhip's fist... well! We've got our next qualifier coming up... stay tuned!

**Commercial Break**

Come....Kill.... Color Me Blood Red!

"Color Me Blood Red" by Malice Mize cues up as we come back from break...

BG: And we're back! Time for a rematch from last week, when Bullwhip did a number on Seven before his match Akiko. Co-Commissioner of EAW, Morrigan, ordered that this re-match take place.

Akiko makes her way out, in the partial Pogo-chan makeup...

Pamela: GOOD--er, even though I still want David to win. ^_^

BG: Oh, of COURSE!

Capetta: The following match is a Qualifying match for the EAW World Title Shot Tournament, and a rematch from last weeks' Riot Rulz. Also, it will take place under ECW rules! A winner must be decided by pinfall or submission INSIDE THE RING, and there will be no countouts or disqualifications! Introducing first, from Osaka, Japan, but currently residing in Bel Air...she stands 5'6" and weighs in at 135 pounds...she is the EAW Extreme Champion! The White Swan...AKIIIIIIIKO NAAAAKANO!!

Pamela: The better half of Kyouki Shoujo! And the one smart enough to sign with Kelly. I'm telling ya, she'll be a star before you know it--too bad the paperwork hasn't been finalized, or Kelly could be out here with her right now.

BG: Pardon me, but I think Akiko's already a star, and more than anything I think it's just a plot to get on her, and David's, nerves a bit. Nevertheless, the Extreme Champion on her way to the ring, and likely this match will become violent in a hurry...

"Name of the Game" by The Crystal Method cues up...

Capetta: And her opponent...currently residing in Detroit, Michigan...he stands 5'11" and weighs in at 187 pounds...SEVEN!!

Pamela: My beautiful and beloved bishonen bot boy, but belligerent and bullheaded...

BG: Button it. =P So rooting for Seven?

Pamela: Hmm...a tough one. After all, I like Seven...but too bad he's got that damned demoness Ainako. =P And...well, I'm not into girls really, although Akiko may be--

BG: Well, you know that I am...

Pamela: Er...no offense, Bea, but I'll pass.

BG: Awww...you don't like me? >=)

Pamela: Not that..just...nevermind.

*ding, ding*

BG: A down-n-dirty brawl to start between Akiko and Seven as the bell rings--and Seven sent against the ropes--springs off with a back elbow to Akiko! Akiko back up--roundhouse takes Seven off his feet, and back up--DROPKICK out of the ring by Akiko! Seven up on the apron--Akiko driving his throat into the top rope, and he tumbles out to the floor.

Pamela: NOOOOO!! ;; Not so rough, Akiko!

BG: Akiko to the far ropes, and rushing towards--ROPE FLIP AND A SOMERSAULT takes Seven down! Akiko punishing Seven--wait, Seven hoisting her up, and POWERBOMBING her onto that thin padding! What STRENGTH on that counter by Seven! Seven stomping her stomach, and now tying her up with those cords. Getting himself some slack, and LASHING the back of Akiko! Pulls up her shirt, whipping her hard across that lower back!!

Pamela: This probably brings back some fond memories, don't it, Beeg?

BG: Heheh...way back in my wild days--yes, it does. Akiko struggling to free herself, and Seven reaching into his shirt...

Pamela: TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!! Oh...a burlap bag? That going on Akiko's head? =P

BG: No, it's full, and--EMPTIES IT OUT!! And THUMBTACKS LITTERED ON THE OUTSIDE!!

"E-C-Dub!" chants break out.

BG: Akiko freeing herself, and a running knee to the side of the head by Seven! And now...ROLLING AKIKO ACROSS THE THUMBTACKS!!

Pamela: Gah!! And Akiko pulled up--suplex--BLOCKED! And a suplex onto the tacks by Akiko! NOOOO! I can help! *pulls out a pair of pliers*

BG: Stay seated and do your job! Akiko reaching under the ring now...she has a BUCKET!!

Pamela: So NOW she's from Nantucket?

BG: Oh, fu--

Pamela: That bucket dumped onto Seven--YEEEEECH!!! Seven's been slopped! Getting up--OOOH! OUCH! BUCKED SWUNG OVERTOP SEVEN'S HEAD!!

BG: Akiko grabbing Seven by the hair, to send him into the ring--can't score the win out here--Seven shoves her into the apron--REVERSE THRUST KICK nails Akiko! And Seven hoists her up--dropped chin-first on top the apron, and she may have chipped a tooth there...side headlock, and the neck wrenched...now..AUGH!

Pamela: BULLDOGGED FACE FIRST ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!! HAHAHAHAH!!! BRILLIANT!!

"E-C-DUB!! E-C-DUB!!"

BG: Seven pulling up Akiko, and the Irish Whip--reversed by Akiko, and sends Seven tumbling into the steel stairs!! RUNNING SHOULDERBLOCK!! AND DIVES INTO SEVEN AND SLAMS HIM HARD AGAINST THE STAIRS!! Akiko not letting up as she kicks and stomps at Seven, and rams him head first into the safety railing!!

Pamela: Ouchie..ouchie! Grabbing the timekeepers chair--and JAMS THE THROAT ACROSS THE TOP OF THE CHAIR!! Just like that bastard Undertaker did to that...uh, guy. What'shisface? Big eyebrows?

BG: Maven...and setting the chair up...picking up Seven, and going for a full nelson--SEVEN blocks and REVERSES! Neckbreaker set up--DRIVES THE BACK OF AKIKO's HEAD INTO THE CHAIR!! Akiko dazed as Seven folds up the chair...going up on the apron--LEAPS OFF!! HURRCANRAN--*BLAM*--CHAIR SHOT!!--*CLANG!*

Pamela: OOooo...

BG: Seven tossing the chair in, and rolling in Akiko--COVER!

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Pamela: Especially considering she was treated like a human pincushion and got hit TWICE with that chair!

BG: Seven surprised as well, and setting up that chair again--whips Akiko to the ropes--TILT A WHIRL!!--REVERSED INTO A HEADSCISSORS--PILEDRIVING SEVEN ONTO THE CHAIR AND COLLAPSING IT!!

Pamela: O_O ....*sniff* NOOOOO!! NOOOO!!

BG: AKIKO COVERING SEVEN!!

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Pamela: YES YES!! YOU CAN DO IT SEVEN!! SE-VEN! SE-VEN!!

BG: Try to restrain yourself, Pamela. Akiko pulling up Seven--DRAGON SLEEPER APPLIED!! Seven bridging up, Akiko trying to keep the hold on--BOOT TO THE STOMACH! INTO THE STUNNER! Shortcut for the Osaka Street Cutter!! Cover by Akiko!!

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Pamela: Nice move, I must admit, but COME ON SEVEN! Seven pulled back up, and Akiko sends him into the ropes--reversal--CATCHES AKIKO OFF THE ROPES--SPIIIIIIIIIIIIINEBUSTER ON THE STEEEEEL CHAIR!!!!!!

BG: ....y-yes! That would have to be it! And the cover!

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Pamela: WHAT?! O_o

BG: Akiko KICKS OUT!! Seven with kicks to the back, and Akiko rolling of the ring. And under the ring--WHAT THE HECK

Pamela: A boxing glove with built-in brass knuckles?

BG: Well, Akiko apparently looking to use the Power of the Punch, and Seven rolling out of the ring cautiously--Akiko charging--ducks the running punch, and a heel kick by Seven catches her in the back of the head--SUPLEXES her onto her back! Akiko grabbing her lower back--and Seven pulling that glove off...rolls Akiko back into the ring, and now setting her up against the turnbuckle...shots from the knee--

Pamela: Alright, now this is more like it...Seven O' Clock Shadow coming up--AKIKO DECKS SEVEN!?!

BG: With...a HORSESHOE?!

Akiko kisses it and tosses it aside..

Pamela: She used HOSSPOWER of the Punch, BAH GAHD!! Like Bugs Bunny!

BG: Now setting up Seven--OSAKA STREET CUTTER by AKIKO!!

Pamela: And she put some skan--er, STANK on it.

Hook of the leg!!

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*ding, ding, ding*

Capetta: The winner of this match, by pinfall...AKIKO NAKANO!!

Pamela: But...Seven isn't going to advance now. WAAAAAAH!!

BG: Relax--I'm certain the match with David is still on...

Pamela: Awww...but I don't know who to root for.

BG: Tough...well, Akiko and Seven are both going to need a healer, and after that spinebuster, Akiko especially...we've got plenty to go though, folks! Stay tuned!

"Color Me Blood Red" plays as we go to break...

**Commercial Break**

Rash seems to be walking out of the office, obviously angry.

Donnie walks up to him. "Rash...RASH!" He runs to him. "RASH, WAIT A DAMN SECOND! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?"

Rash clutches Donnie by the throat. "Maybe...maybe not. But frankly, I'm sick and tired of being screwed."

"Don't worry Rash, we'll get you guys another match."

Rash let's go. "What are you, brain dead? I DON'T even want to team with Frosti, let alone a rematch! I told the bitch not to pull that Icy Mist crap, but she did it anyway, and look what happened? We almost lost the tag team titles as well! Those two girls should've been a piece of cake, but she had to screw it up! If you would've let me still be in singles competition..."

"Rash, David has it all under control..."

"You know what! If you're more dependant on Flair than me? Why don't you have him team with her! I'm out of here." Rash walks away angrily.

"Rash, if you walk out that door, you won't get another title shot. You won't participate in this tournament..."

Rash glares at Donnie, then clutches his throat again. "You know what...maybe I won't be participating in anything for a while. You live with that." And with that he walks off, not turning back or having any second thoughts of his decision.

We go back to the arena, where Pamela and BG are looking on, shocked.

BG: Well...um...apparently Rash has walked out of the arena...we're not sure what this means for the upcoming match.

Pamela: Rash, how could you? You're weakening the dreams and aspirations of Generation-NEXT!

BG: I thought you said before that David Flair was a shoe-in to win.

Pamela: Well he is...but it's good to have back-up just in case.

Before BG can reply, Gary Michael Capetta gets into the ring.

Capetta: The following contest, scheduled for one full under ECW rules, is a qualifying match in the EAW Title Shot Tournament AND is for the EAW Triple Crown Championship!

BG: That is, if Rash decides to show up for the match.

"It's Love" starts to play over the speakers next, and the fans cheer as the champion makes her way out.

Capetta: Making her way to the ring, from Hokkaido, Japan...standing 5'7" tall and weighing in at 117 pounds...she is the EAW Triple Crown Champion, OSEIKO!

Pamela: This girl does not deserve that belt!

BG: How can you possibly say that Pam? She's fought long and hard throughout her career to get where she is today.

Pamela: She was nearly naked when she won the belt.

BG: That's...not necessarily a judgement of skill Pam.

Pamela: Whatever...little Asian slu...

BG: ANYWAY...Oseiko in the ring now...and it looks like she's just gonna wait and see what happens.

Pamela: She's just there to stroke her own ego.

BG: Well, the referee waiting a bit...Oseiko is not sure what to make of all this.

Pamela: Just get out of the ring already...leave the show to REAL talent...such as Frosti and David and Nova and...

BG: Wait...the referee conferring with the ring announcer now...

Capetta: Ladies and Gentleman, the referee has informed me that, due to Rash not appearing for his match with Oseiko, Rash has unofficially disqualified himself. Therefore, the decision of this match goes to the EAW Triple Crown Champion...OSEIKO!

Pamela: Yay...blah, what's next?

BG: Oseiko still in the ring though, and she's going for a mic now...

She picks up the mic and looks to the fans. "Well... it may seem I came out here for nothing... but that's not quite true... because I get to spend some time with all of you!!" She smiles as "It's Love" cues up, the fans cheering as she slides out of the ring to sign autographs, spending time with the fans as she promised, then goes to head back up the rampway...

Pamlea: Bah...she got some cheep pops and a cheep win, then she s leaves. WHY is this being allowed?

BG: Because it's part of the rules, Pam. And Oseiko is leaving with...

Suddenly, "It's Love" screeches to a halt, sounding like a needle going across a record.

BG: What the?

Oseiko blinkblinks. The camera mics catch her saying "I thought that was on a CD..." =/

Pamela: Cute Oseiko...but apparently someone has something to say about this.

BG: Wait...could it be Rash returning to the ring? Will he actually participate or...

"Superstar" starts to play over the speakers now, and the crowd reaction turns negative.

Pamela: YES! FINALLY someone I can respect here! Look, it's David Flair!

BG: David Flair and Kelly coming out for no reason whatsoever...and what's up with Kelly's outfit?

Kelly is wearing a tight black knee-length skirt, matching high heels...white undershirt...and an airbrushed business suit jacket ala-Jimmy Hart, which is decorated with things showing support for David.

Pamela: I think it's a neat looking outfit there! It's stylish and sexy. Is should get one for myself.

BG: Spare me...your outfits are garish enough as they are. Oseiko still on the outside of the ring, not sure what to make of this as David and Kelly get into the ring...the heck?

Pamela: David and Kelly bowing to Oseiko! What a show of respect from the former 3-Crown champ to the current one!

BG: Something has to be up...Oseiko returning the bow as Kelly takes a mic out of her jacket...

"Oseiko...I know that you can't really be pleased by this result. Apparently Rash has some problems to deal with...one way or the other."

Pamela: Yeah, he's got a SEVERE attitude problem.

"But I know that the people want to see the wife of my cousin in action...so I propose...regular match rules...you against my sexy husband David, with the EAW Triple Crown Championship on the line!" she finishes. David smiles softly.

BG: WOAH! Major challenge there by Kelly and David...and Oseiko is contemplating it on the outside.

Pamela: Watch, she chickens out. She's AFRAID of David and everyone knows it.

Oseiko blinks... thinking... then she walks around to the ring and takes a mic. She nods, saying in Japanese "Sou desu, Flair-san! Ki ne!" And with that, she slides into the ring, waiting in her corner.

BG: OSEIKO ACCEPTS! We have an impromptu Triple Crown Title match on our hands! David letting Kelly out of the ring now...

Pamela: Well BG, get ready to say goodbye to Oseiko's title reign. David is...shaking Oseiko's hand?

BG: Heh...maybe there's hope for David after all...the bell has rung, and this match is underway!

CHAMPIONSHIP
David Flair vs. Oseiko (c)

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Pamela: And David shooting in right away for the leg of Oseiko! Brilliant strategy by the former champion, and he manages to trip Oseiko down to her back.

BG: Oseiko managing to roll out of it though, getting back up to her feet, and knocking David back into the ropes with a nicely placed kick. Going after Flair now, but he manages to slip behind her, and takes her for a backbreaker.

Pamela: Oooh...nice idea. Weakening the back of Oseiko may be a good spot to hit. And Kelly seems to agree!

BG: David holding that backbreaker now...he's turning it into a modified submission hold...wrenching away at the champion...

Pamela: That's the way to work her, David. Just keep working...THE HECK!?

BG: Oseiko just twisting her way out of that modified backbreaker submission hold, onto her feet now...David going after her...Hip-Toss by Oseiko! And now David rolling out of the ring.

Pamela: Good move there...since he did not expect that break-up from his submission, he's going to re-group on the outside.

BG: Oseiko going up to the top rope now though, and diving off right after David!

Pamela: WHEW! Kelly got out of the way just in time though...good for her!

BG: Oseiko rolling the second generation star back into the ring...going after David...what's this?

Pamela: David tricking Oseiko into thinking that he's afraid of her by raising his hands...classic Flair gesture right there....

BG: Oseiko getting in closer...and a punch right to the gut by the challenger. David tricking Oseiko a bit...and now he's trying to get an advantage back. Going off the ropes...Oseiko with a kick to David's face now! Cover...

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Pamela: WHEW! That was a little TOO close for comfort for me. David starting to stir though...HEY!

BG: Oseiko dropkicking Flair right in the back before he can get back up to his feet! The Triple Crown Champion methodically working away at the self-proclaimed Legend Killer.

Pamela: But David rolling through it...shooting for Oseiko's leg again...Oseiko trying for a kick, but David avoids it...and a chop right to the back of the neck.

BG: David off the ropes...facebuster! Cover now by Flair...

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Pamela: How in the HELL did she do THAT?

BG: Oseiko's in-ring skills are incredible to say the very least. Oseiko off of the ropes now...backflip into a back-elbow onto Flair, and sends him down on the mat!

Pamela: Come on David, you have to fight better than this! You want to be the Triple Crown Champion again, don't you?

BG: Looks like Oseiko is gonna prevent that from happening though...David back up onto his feet...Kumo No Sasu! And that sends David outside the ring!

Pamela: And look at the concern on the face of Kelly as she goes over to check on her husband on the ring floor. That's good devotion right there.

BG: The referee looking down to Flair on the floor...who is holding his head as Kelly checks up on...WAIT A MINUTE!

Pamela: NOVA! WHOO! Nova is in the ring...and grabbing Oseiko from behind...KRYPTONITE KRUNCH! Nova has just decimated Oseiko!

BG: And Nova...now running out of there...Kelly still checking up on David at ringside...David now getting to his feet...

Pamela: I don't think that David saw what happened though from that...he seems surprised at seeing Oseiko down on the mat...

BG: This was probably a set-up by Flair to help him get the title.

Pamela: How can you POSSIBLY say that, BG? David has a look of concern on his face for Oseiko...he seems concerned for his opponent...

BG: And Oseiko having none of it...punching towards David's stomach! David managing to back up though...Oseiko is not totally back into this fight though.

Pamela: And that's a big mistake...Oseiko should quit right now while she's ahead...

BG: Oseiko in no way, shape, or form will do that. Oseiko with a kick to the gut...caught by Flair...what's this?

Pamela: David Flair with a Perfect Plex! He's got it cinched in tight!

BG: Oseiko's shoulders are down!

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David Flair...not knowing what just happened with Nova, gets up on his feet, as Kelly grins, coming into the ring with the Triple-Crown championship in her hand as she goes to celebrate with her husband.

Capetta: Here is your winner, and NEW EAW Triple-Crown Champion...DAVID FLAIR!Pamela: YES! YES! Flair has the belt back! David Flair is the Triple Crown Champion for the second time in his career!

BG: Give the assist to Nova though...Nova attacked Oseiko when she wasn't looking...as well as the referee and Flair.

Pamela: And look at the un-sportsman like nature of Oseiko...she's just leaving without even acknowledging the new champion...

BG: Well, I think she's kinda upset because of the run-in...but in..

Suddenly, "Lovefurypassionenergy" starts to play out of seemingly nowhere, and the crowd cheers as one of the EAW's commissioners comes out.

Pamela: Hey neat, Morrigan is coming out to congratulate David Flair on his win!

BG: I don't think so...there's Morrigan right now, in her normal attire...and she has a mic with her.

"I dinnae think so! I saw what happened here, and as EAW Co-Commissioner, I hearby overturn that decision! This match shall continue without any more outside interference! Nova! Leave the arena. NOW!!"

Pamela: Wait a damn minute! Who does she think she is overturning the referee's decision for this match?

BG: She's a fair and impartial commissioner...Kelly has a mic in her hand now, what's she have to say?

"What outside interference?" she asks, genuinely surprised. Meanwhile, from behind, Paul Heyman is sneaking out to be close to Morrigan.

BG: Is she blind?

Pamela: She was helping David! And it looks like Heyman is showing his affection for Morrigan!

Morrigan looks to the ring. "Nova interfered, Kelly... and Oseiko lost unfairly. Now... she ye'er all being fair and just this night... why nae continue being fair and allow this match tae continue?"

Kelly sighs. "Fine...but the end outcome will be the same." she says, getting out of the ring. Meanwhile, Heyman is right behind Morrigan...waiting for her to turn around.

BG: Look likes this match is going to continue on...but Morrigan has a snake in the grass in Heyman right behind her!

Pamela: Hey, you're talking about Morrigan's new boyfriend there, BG!

Morrigan sighs... snapping her fingers and a slight jolt of electricity shocks Paul away from her as she turns to leave.

Pamela: THE HELL?

BG: Heyman jumping back in surprise...and Morrigan just walking off! So much for that boyfriend thing you were talking about, hey Pam?

Pamela: ...let's just call the match. The bell has rung again, and David ready to go right back to work on Oseiko.

BG: Oseiko getting back into the ring by sliding under the bottom rope, and Flair now starting to stomp away at her as she gets back in.

Pamela: See this! Flair not letting anything happen to hurt his chance to gain that Triple Crown title he was just screwed out of.

BG: But Oseiko tripping David as he tries to continue to stomp at him...and a wishbone split into a legdrop! Shades of the Hardyz right there!

Pamela: That was a low blow and you know it BG! Oseiko should be disqualified...wait...if that happens, David doesn't get the title!

BG: David now getting back to his feet...and Oseiko delivering a nice sit-out jawbreaker onto David! Going for the cover now...but David getting out before a count could be put on.

Pamela: David working smart into the ring now...getting to his feet...Oseiko with a split...throat thrust? Not this time...David kicking her right in the chest as she's down!

BG: David picking the champion up to her feet now, and sends her hard into the corner. Following her in...

Pamela: Patented Flair knife-edge chops! Right into the chest of the champion!

BG: And the champion is being rocked hard by those chops. I don't know how much of this the champion can take...and David with one more hard one for good measure...and strutting out of the corner now.

Pamela: David Flair is very confident that he has things well in control right now, and with good reason. Oseiko falling out of the corner, and David going for the cover....

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BG: Oseiko still has fight left in her body. As long as that exists, she's never going to give up!

Pamela: But this will make her submit...just like it did before! The Legendary End is about to come to Oseiko once again!

BG: David's about to hook Oseiko up...look at this though! Seven is making his way to the ring, and going right after David Flair!

Pamela: What the hell does he think he's doing? David had this match won, and now the young hunk of an android is attacking David!

BG: Well, the bell has rung now...this is gonna go down as a disqualification for Oseiko, but I don't think Seven really gives a damn.

Pamela: And look at the devotion by Kelly! She trips up Seven and pulls her husband out of the ring! Serves Seven right for getting involved where he doesn't belong.

BG: David and Seven staring at each other as David is leaving the ring...folks, we'll be right back!

**Commercial Break**

Light a Candle for the Sinners! Set the world on Fire!

"1996" by Marilyn Manson cues up as Nexus walks out to the stage. Standing with him is Stigmata. She looks up at him adoringly as he rears back and howls. The fans boo and shout profanities at him.

Capetta: The following match is for One Fall. Making his way to the ring, hailing from Jigsaw, weighing in at 300 lbs, Nexus!!

He heads to the ring, but stops at the steps. He continues around.

BG: Er... he's... coming over here...

Pam: Uhm...

Nexus shoves the timekeeper out of his chair and sets it at the announcers table. Stigmata smiles and sits. Nexus then stares at Pam.

Pam: ....

Nexus grabs her by the front of her shirt, pulls her up and kisses her, slipping his tongue in her mouth and sets her back down. Stigmata just smirks a little, but glances hatefully at Pam now. Nexus then gives Stigmata a gentler and more loving kiss before rolling into the ring.

BG: ... Pam you lucky girl. >=D

Pam: ... shaddup...

Stigmata starts sketching on her notepad.

"Of Wolf and Man" by Symphony & Metallica cues up and the fans break into hysterical cheers. Colley steps out and glares down at the ring. He stalks to the ring, determined.

Capetta: And his opponant, weighing in at 247, from LA, "Big Yiffy" COLLEY DOOOGSTAR!

BG: Colley looks ready here. No doubt he's been training hard for this. Thsi si a fight about pride. A fight for honor. A fight.... Pam? What's she drawing over there...

Stigmata holds up her pad to show a picture of Pam hanging by her neck by thread.

Pam: ...

BG: Colley and Nexus nose to nose now. Staring down with hate.

Pam: Glad it's not nose to butt. Yowch!

Pam rubs her thigh as Stigmata puts a needle up.

BG: Colley with the first move, slapping Nexus across the face. Nexus wide-eyed and staring. A slap in return. Colley now with a fist-Nexus blocks it and kicks him in the gut. And a Scoopslam. Colley rolling up to his feet... and another Scoop Slam.

Pam: Nexus working on that back, no doubt, to add to the Lunacide.

BG nods: It's obvious by alot of his moves that Nexus loves to work on the neck and back, which is probably one of the more dangerous regions to injure. Colley geting up and, back down with a Clothesline. Nexus now on his knees, holding Colley by an ear and clubbing him with his fist. Colley reaches upa nd rakes Nexus' eyes and gets up. He charges in and-- Nexus countering with a Powerslam!

Pam: Nexus being pretty impressive here. And he knows it, taking time ot rear back and howl.

BG: Pulling Colley up now... Colley scoopslamming Nexus now. Stomping away at the young one. Nexus on his knees. Colley wrenching his arm around and drops a leg to it, ripping at Nexus' shoulder.

Pam: If he can weaken Nexus' arms and even back, he takes away his lifting power. And with a big guy like Colley, Nexus needs all his strength to give him those powerbombs and the Lunar Bomb.

BG: Colley pulling Nexus up by that arm, rather uncerimonously. whipping him to the corner-- Nexus reverses with Nexus now slamming into the corner. Nexus backing up and running for a clothesline-- Nexus gets the boot up and catches Nexus in the jaw!

Pam: Colley wrenching Nexus' arm again and Nexus reversing it. Now clubbing Colley in the back. Colley refuses to go down. Nexus bouncing back off the ropes and rushing in, but Colley ducking the clothesline. Nexus spinning around to meet Colley's forearm. Colley picking Nexus up...

BG: Nexus pulling on Colley, wrestling him down to the mat and gets up himself. Colley punching at Colley. Colley's just taking it and giving just as much as he's getting! Colley fighting up now on his feet. Punch to punch to Nexus' face... Nexus flipping backward over the top rope to the ground. Colley following him.

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Pam: What's Nexus... OWCH!! Nexus with a baseball slide to Colley's nuts!

BG: Colley in obvious pain here. And Nexus going for a pin!

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Pam: Colley shooting his arm up!

BG: Nexus can't believe this. He seems VERY angry now! Pulling Colley up and a Scoopslam and another pin. He's tryign desperately, and Colley kicked out of that before a 1 count. Nexus growling. He let's Colley go and backs up. Colley staggering up... And Nexus with a stiff Yakuza kick to Colley--He ducked! Colley grabbing him and an Evenflow! Colley yanking Nexus up and tossing him to a corner. And a Tree of Woe by Colley!

Pam: Colley not taking any measure. He's yanking Nexus right up and in a Meltdown. Colley circles NExus and reaches down for his feet. Nexus in desperation, kicks Colley back. He gets up as quick as he can. Colley with club to Nexus' jaw. Now a whip-- no Colley reverses his own whip and drives his knee into Nexus' gut! Nexus rolling out of the ring in pain.

BG: He doesn't want any of Colley now that Colley's fired up.

Pam: Ref at 4 and Nexus climbs back in, eying Nexus evenly. Nexus ties up... A scoopsl--NO! Colley with a kick and EVENF--WHAT?!

BG: NEXUS REVERSING THE EVENFLOW BY LIFTING COLLEY RIGHT UP IN THE AIR! Up on hsi shoulder and TOSSES HIM UP IN A GORRILLA PRESS AND---CATCHING COLLEY'S SIDE ADN BACK ACROSS HIS KNEE IN AN INSANE BACKBREAKER!!

Pam: I haven't seen a backbreaker that painful since Batman vs. Bane!!

BG: Let's just hope it's not that serious... No, Colley's moving, but his back is hurting bad...NO! YOU CAN PIN HIM NOW NOT--!!

Pam: THE FOURTH IMPACT!! SLAMMING HIM 4 TIMES ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! AND PINNING IN IT!

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BG: DAMN!! DAMN!!

Pam: Whew... at least goulie girl is leaving now. GEtting in the ring.

BG: What's this though.. no, NO Nexus... He's already beaten...

Pam:... er.. Nexus just rolled Colley out of the ring... he's climbing out. What's he doing... I can't see from here...

BG: O_o! He's peeing on Colley.

Pam: I guess he's showing which canine is in charge now. ^^;;;

BG: He's getting back in the ring with Stigmata. Can't they just leave?

Pam: Well, the EMT's are getting Colley now... at least he's letting Colley leave. ^^;;

BG: Yeah but.. what the--

Pam: O_o! Stigmata backing Nexus up against a ringpost... he's just leaning back and she's ...getting on her knees... and undoing his belt and zipper... nuzzling inside his fly and now reaching in...

BG: Oh.. Oh PLEASE tell me she's not about to...

Holy Sidekicks!! It's Mighty Molly!

BG: Thank God! A voice of virtue and reason. Though you prolly wanted to see it, right Pam?

Pam: No comment...

BG: Molly storms into the ring and yanks Stigmata away from him before she can pull anything out. Molly yelling at them now... motioning to the crowd. You tell em! Int he name of good taste and... Oh My God!

Pam: O_O! He just kicked the Bubblebutt Wonder in the gut and.. Powerbomb! ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!!!

BG: We've seen this! The Lunacide.. no telling how or WHEN it'll END!

Pam: That's 9 I counted.. 10!! 11!!? AND A FINAL! A CORNER TRAP!! Molly laying motionless!! That can SERIOUSLY destory a career with that kinda neck trauma!!!

BG: Stigmata getting up looking VERY angry. She... She's pulling out needle and thread?! Turning Molly onto her bac and.. NOT HER EYES!! THAT SICK BITCH!!!

Pam: AUSTIN?!!

BG: AUSTIN!! AUSTIN JUST STORMED THE RING!! HE DOESN'T HAVE ON HIS KNEEBRACE! THAT THING HOLDS HIS POWER IN CHECK!!

Pam: He just suckerpunched Nexus!! Nexus accually flying across the ring, and slamming into Stigmata! Stigmata crushed between Nexus and the ropes. Nexus quick to check on Stigmata but... OH GOD!!

BG: CLAWS?! SILVER?!

Pam: Austin just slashed Nexus across the back with his claws and they're tipped with silver!! Nexus writhing in pain! Austin with hits and slashes! HE'S MAULING NEXUS!!

BG: THAT CREEP DESERVES IT!! GET HIM!! GET HIM AUSTIN!!

Pam: Hits! Slashes! Even BITING Nexus!!

BG: Nexus laying there motionless! HAH! How's it feel furball!

Pam: And they call me biased... Huh? Austin dropping something? A.. a drawing?

BG: Wassat... Spraypaint?!

Pam: He's grabbing Stigmata and yanking her away from Nexus... He just ripped the back of her dress off! She's struggling... but he's spraying somthing... 3:16! He just spraypainted 3:16 on her back! Now he's doing it to Nexus!

BG: Austin pulling Molly out of the ring... Austin saving the day. And sending a strong message to these sick, satanic Bastards. Austin or John, this 3:16 is meant for the Master...

Pam: I'm SuRe He WoN't ApPrOvE....

BG: .... please... never do that...

**Commercial Break**

BG: We're back, ladies and gentlemen! We've had a wild night already tonight... but we got through it all with our main event!!

Pam: Bleh... a main event with two people I hardly care about. Unless Michael Connelly or Fasha wises up and realizes the fans are losers...

BG: Well, the fact that the heelish Kelly Connelly is now the manager of our EAW World Champion remains true... but Kelly's seemingly got a lot of impressive talent, snatching them up through duplicitious means!

Pam: She's just a shrewd businesswoman, is all!

BG: Still, her latest aquisition, Akiko, has really seemed to shake up the other half of Kyouki Shoujo, as Kari found out earlier today!

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Kari catches up with Oseiko as she heads towards the dressing room.

"Oseiko! Oseiko, wait up!" Kari stops her. "A comment about Akiko joining Kelly's new stable?"

"..." Oseiko remains silent, her head bowed and her bangs hiding her eyes.

"... uhm... Oseiko...?" Kari cocks her head... then pauses as she spots a tear falling past her cheek.

"Naze da?! Naze da, Akiko-chan?!" she whispers in Japanese. "Doushita no, Akiko-chan..." she looks up at Kari... then turns away, entering the dressing room and shutting the door.

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Pam: ... And that meant... what?

BG: "Why, Akiko, what's wrong with you?" Oseiko might be thinking Kyouki Shoujo's coming to an end here!

Pam: Cool! First the Hardyz, now Kyouki Shoujo! Akiko Nakano! Version One! Full of Akikotude!!

BG: Ugh, I hope not... it would mark the end of one of the greatest tag teams the EAW has...

"Boom" by P.O.D. suddenly cues up and the fans cheer out loudly as Fasha steps out to the stage, looking to the fans and nodding before heading down the aisle.

BG: Well, our main event is about to get underway here... let's take it to Gary Michael Cappetta!!

Cappetta: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the EAW World Title!! First, the challenger! From Portland, Oregon! Weighing in at 125 pounds... FASHA!!!!

BG: Fasha looks primed and ready! And don't think Fasha can't win! This is the EAW! Anything can happen! Fasha could single-handedly change the face of EAW All Hallow's Extreme right here tonight!!

Pam: Whoopdee-zippy-ding. >=P

Fasha slides into the ring, then looks to the stage as "Boom" fades out, and "Broken" by Bruce Dickenson cues up! And out comes the EAW World Champion with his new manager and... ohh... o_o!

Pam: ... Wow...! =D~~

BG: Okay... this was Kelly's idea and I have to admit, it's one of her better ones... Michael Connelly looks pretty good in those new tights, doesn't he?

Pam: ;_; I suddenly hate Oseiko more than ever now...

BG: ... Uhm... okay...

Cappetta: Her opponent! From Mars, Pennsylvania! Weighing in at 235 pounds and accompanied to the ring by Kelly Connelly-Flair, he is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion... Code Red, Michael! Anthony! CONNELLY!!!

Michael slides into the ring and goes to shake Fasha's hand before handing the title to Kelly Connelly.

BG: Here we go! Dave Hebner calls for the bell and this match is underway!!

CHAMPIONSHIP
Fasha vs. "Code Red" Michael Connelly (c)

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BG: Michael and Fasha circle each other... tie-up! FASHA KNEES MICHAEL IN THE GUT AND-- SHIN BREAKER!! Michael rolls with it-- Fasha kicks at Michael-- he catches it! And... DRAGON SCREW!! FASHA GETS UP QUICKLY AND-- MICHAEL WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDS HER BACK DOWN!! FASHA KIPPUPS! MICHAEL'S CAUGHT-- AND FASHA SLAMS HIM DOWN HEAD-FIRST TO THE MAT! Fasha's quick to pick him up! Whips him to the ropes and-- TILT-A-WHIRL SIDE SLAM BY THE SAIYAN STREET FIGHTER! FASHA'S BEIN PREDICTABLE HERE, OVERPOWERING THE CHAMPION EASILY!

Pam: She's right up there with Eighteen as being one of the strongest in the EAW! If Mikey can't hang with Fasha then what chance does he got against Eighteen! That is if he can last against Fasha?!

BG: JUMPING ELBOW DROP BY FASHA! CODE RED ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! FASHA JUMPS UP AND-- HURRICARANA! FASHA PICKS HIM UP AND-- CODE RED COUNTERS! SPINS HER ABOUT AND-- FACERUSHER! Fasha's picked up-- FASHA WHIPS-- NO! SHORTARM-- INTO A POWERSLAM!!! Fasha picks him up... CODE RED WHIPS HER TO THE ROPE AND CHARGES IN-- OHHH!! LOW DROPKICK RIGHT INTO FASHA'S LEGS!!! CODE RED'S STRATEGY'S EASY TO SEE HERE... TRYING TO TAKE OUT FASHA'S MAIN OFFENSE, HER KICKING POWER!

Pam: Either that, or Mikey's foot fetish's turned violent! o_o!

BG: Will you stop? Michael picks Fasha up... and a KNEEBREAKER TO FASHA'S VULNERABLE LEGS! AND NOW THE LEG LACE LOCKED IN! FASHA SCREAMS IN PAIN! BUT SHE'S NOT GIVING IN! SHE SITS UP-- GRABS MICHAEL'S HEAD-- HEADBUTT!!!! AND THAT RELEASES THE HOLD BIG TIME!

Pam: Always knew Fasha was hard headed. ^^

BG: Fasha gets up... so does Michael! MICHAEL WHIPS FASHA TO THE ROPES! MICHAEL-- SPEAR TO FASHA!!! FASHA GETS UP-- SPINNING HEEL KICK TO CODE RED! CODE RED ROLLS WITH IT-- GRABS FASHA! RELEASE GERMAN! GRABS HER BACK UP! FRONT BACKBREAKER NOW TO FASHA! MICHAEL KEEPS A HOLD ON HER... ON HIS SHOULDER NOW-- RUNNING POWERSLAM! MICHAEL NOW SHIFTING FOCUS ON HER BACK!! Michael picks Fasha back up... FASHA PUSHING MICHAEL BACK! CHARGES UP! ON HIS SHOULDERS! GUILLOTINE STRIKES! AND-- CRASHES DOWN ON MICHAEL! Fasha picks Michael up! AND-- MICHAEL WITH A CLOTHESLINE! FASHA'S GETTING UP... she's enjoying this fight! o_o! Michael throws a punch-- FASHA BLOCKS! KICK TO THE GUT AND-- SCOOP SLAM!! Fasha picks Michael up... jumps back-- dashes-- MULE KICK!!! BOTH MICHAEL AND FASHA ROLL TO THEIR FEET! FASHA DASHES-- MICHAEL WITH A JIUJITSU THROW!! Michael picks Fasha up... CONDITION RED COMING UP--NO! FASHA KNEES MICHAEL IN THE GUT! REVERSES THE DOUBLE-ARM LOCK!! AND-- STO!! NO!

BG: STO-LOCK!!!!! STO-LOCK!!!! FASHA'S TIGHTENING THE LOCK!!! MICHAEL CAN'T REACH THE ROPES!!! KELLY'S FRANTIC!!! MICHAEL'S FADING FAST! DAVE HEBNER CHECKS THE HOLD! TAKES MICHAEL'S FREE ARM NOW... IF IT DROPS THREE TIMES IT'S OVER AND WE HAVE A NEW EAW CHAMPION!!

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BG: WAIT! KELLY JUST PUT FASHA'S FOOT ON THE ROPES! DAVE CATCHES IT AND FORCES FASHA TO BREAK THE HOLD! WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT INTERFERING WITH MICHAEL'S MATCH?!!

Pam: Michael never said anything about putting FASHA'S foot on the ropes, just his own. ^^

BG: ... *sigh* Fasha gets up, glaring at Kelly... then-- KICK TO MICHAEL'S GUT! AND-- SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE HEAD!! Fasha picks him up! AND-- MICHAEL COUNTERS! STANDING DROPKICK! Fasha picks her up... SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Fasha slow to get up... Michael advances-- FASHA! LEFT PUNCH! RIGHT! AND CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING MICHAEL DOWN!! Fasha picks Michael up... MICHAEL--KICKING FASHA IN THE GUT!! AND-- SUPLEX!!!

Pam: Code Red! Has a devastating...suplex! =P

BG: *giggle* Code Red now... HIGH BACK DROP SUPLEX TO FASHA!! FASHA-- KIPPUPS! GRABS MICHAEL! WHIPS TO THE CORNER!!! CLOTHESLINE-- FOLLOWUP INTO A BULLDOG!!! Fasha now, straddles Michael... RAINING PUNCHES DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD! I THINK SHE'S BUSTED HIM OPEN A BIT!

Pam: WHOO! BLOOD! >=D GETTIN' VIOLENT!

BG: Fasha picks Michael up... her tail's unwrapping around her waist and a-- TAIL WHIP TO THE CORNER! CLOTHESLINE TO MICHAEL! THROWS HIM TO THE MAT! FASHA NOW, UP TO THE TOP ROPE! AND... MOONSAULT!!!!! PINNING PREDICAMENT!!

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BG: AND CODE RED GETS A SHOULDER UP!! Fasha picks Michael up as her tail wraps back around... ARM WRENCH... TO HOOK KICK!! Fasha is signaling the end to this bout! Picks Michael up... DROPSHOT DDT COMING UP-- NO! MICHAEL COUNTERS! DDT OF HIS OWN! MICHAEL NOW, RUNNING TO THE TOP ROPE--

BG: MICHAELSAULT!!!! RIGHT ACROSS HER BACK!!! MICHAEL WITH THE PIN!!

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BG: DROPSHOT DDT!!!! FASHA GOES FOR THE PIN!

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BG: NO!! FASHA WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING THE NEWEST EAW WORLD CHAMPION!! Michael slow to get up... and FASHA WITH AN ELBOW SHOT STAGGERING HIM! Michael shakes it off... turns-- GRABS FASHA-- T-BONE SUPLEX!!!! Grabs Fasha up-- FASHA WITH A REVERSE STO!!! Fasha picks him up... WHIPS TO THE ROPES! CLOTHESLINE-- MICHAEL DUCKS! KICK TO THE GUT! LOCKS THE ARMS AND--

BG: CONDITION RED!!!!! CONDITION RED!!!!! MICHAEL NOT PINNING FASHA THOUGH!!! MICHAEL GRABS HER LEGS-- KUMO NO AMIMONO!!!! HIS WIFE'S FINISHER! BEING USED TO SHOOT BARBS OF PAIN INTO FASHA'S ALREADY HURT BACK!! FASHA'S TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES... KELLY'S IN FRONT OF HER!! KELLY... JUST STANDS THERE! AND... FASHA REACHES THE ROPES! DAVE CALLS FOR THE HOLD TO BE BROKEN!!! Okay, Kelly didn't do anything THIS time...

Pam: See? She's fair!

BG: Michael picks Fasha up... kicks her in the gut... picks her up-- POWERBOMB!!! AND-- ANOTHER ONE--NO, MACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!

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BG: CODE RED'S DONE IT!!!! FASHA'S CHALLENGE HAS BEEN BEATEN BACK!!!

Winner & Still EAW World Champion: "Code Red" Michael Connelly

BG: What a wonderful contest! And Michael helps Fasha up... shakes hands with her! A good sport through and through... and that's all the time--

Suddenly, the lights go out! Ominous whispers echo about the arena...

Pam: What the...?!

BG: ... Not another one of these teasers...

Then a single voice... a woman's voice.

"... He's coming back.. he's coming back and there's nothing anyone can do... nothing to do... except remember that we aren't alive after all... remember... that we're all dead... remember... he's coming back..."

Then the Jumbotron flashes to a gruesome picture...

BG: ...

Pam: Oh... oh God...

"... She remembered..."

Pam: ... I'm going to throw up... oh, God...

BG: ... Who's... who's responsible for these... deplorable teasers... t-turn it off... turn these damn cameras off...