Live fom the Kiel Center in St. Louis, Missouri!!Your hosts are Megan Eko and Lilith Aensland
Live fom the Kiel Center in St. Louis, Missouri!!Your hosts are Megan Eko and Lilith Aensland
"ARIEL'S HARDCORE!!" "EIGHTEEN, SHOW THE POO-CHIS!" "WHY, OSEIKO, WHY?!" and the always popular "DRUNK 24:7!"
"Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down hits leading to the arrival of "Mr. Excitement" Kevin Tatum, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd, because of Excitement's last name.
Megan: Tatum has his plate full tonight... he's going against a former EAW Television Champion, and multiple time contender for the World Title--
Megan is cut off by the playing of "O Canada", as Lance Storm steps onto the rampway looking serious as always.
Megan: Here comes Lance, and he's not getting a well reception from the crowd.
Lilith: Well, what do you expect? He's a lowlife, no good.. sonofa..
Megan: Whoa, now, Liltih...
Lance rolls into the ring, testing the ropes out, as the ring bell rings.
*ding, ding, ding*
Megan: There's the bell.. and Tatum is off with hard chops to the chest of Storm. Storm's Irish whipped to the ropes, and Tatum hits the mat as Lance jumps over him.. off the other end.. Arm Drag by Tatum!--Wait, Lance cartwheeled out of it! What agility by the Canadian! Sto! rm shouldertackles Tatum down.. ANOTHER ONE!
Lilith: I'll give it to the guy, he's one heck of a wrestler.
Megan: Storm has Tatum up for a back body drop.. but instead turns it into a kneebreaker! And, now is appling quick legdrops to the right knee and quad muscle of Tatum, but Tatum fights back using his left leg and kicking Lance in his breadbasket. Tatum lays down Storm with a hard clothesline! Make it a pair! Now, Tatum has Storm up in a suplex position.. holding him there... HANGING BRAINBUSTER! Cover!
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Lance kicks out!
Megan: Tatum going for a short-arm clothesline.. but Storm ducks under... low dropkick to Tatum's right knee! Lance is proving why is one of the best technical wrestlers here, tonight.
Lilith: Pfft... he's still not the best.
Megan: But, he is pretty close, and if he keeps doing Tatum like this, he might prove us wrong. Lance whips Kevin to the corner... Lance rushes in, Lance slides in... Baseball Slide to the knee of Tatum while he was in the corner! Tatum stumbles out--he's met by a kick the the midsection--Lance's setting him up for Deep Impact! But, Tatum flips Storm over and Lance lands on the turnbuckle, face towards the crowd! Neckbreaker off the turnbuckle by Tatum! Tatum sends Storm to the ropes, and catches him with a flapjack on the return! Storm quickly to his face--rushes at Tatum, but Tatum backdrops Storm over the ropes!
Lilith: Wait, Meggie! Storm holding on to the ropes.. and he flips himself back in the ring. Some shades! from HBK in that Royal Rumble.
Megan: Tatum turns around.. into Lance's Superkick! One of his patent moves! Pin!
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Megan: Storm picks Tatum up.. going for a Hurricanrana.. reversed into a Sit-Down Powerbomb! Tatum has him!
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Megan: Tatum whips Lance to the ropes... Lance slides under the ropes, landing on the apron--SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!! That's a first to see from Lance! Lance going for a clothesline--but Tatum ducks it.. KICK!--THAT'S ENT--Wait Lance somehow blocked the kick.. He just flipped Tatum over while holding his leg, and he's locking in the elevated Maple Leaf! Storm leaning back on it... Tatum trying to fight toward the ropes.. he grabs them! But, Lance won't let go.. FINALLY! He breaks the submission. Storm picks up Tatum, though.. going for another Superkick--Tatum ducks it! Kick-Bam-THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT! THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
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Lilith: Wait! Lance hand was grabbing the bottom rope!
Megan: That's a great sense of ring presense from Storm, and Tatum is a little frustrated. Now, Lance is sliding out of the ring near us. Maybe trying to regroup.. but Tatum is right behind Lance! Tatum throws Lance headfirst into the barricade!
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Megan: A grapple from behind... but Lance with a mulekick right to the right kneecap of Tatum! Man, Storm IS technical!
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Megan: What is Storm doing now? He has the bell ringer's chair.. CRACK! That shot hit right in Tatum's skull! The ref has called for a DQ for this one.
Winner by DQ >>> "Mr.Excitement" Kevin Tatum
Megan: Why did Storm do that?
Lilith: Because, he's no good... that's why!
Megan: I don't think Storm is done...
CRACK!
Megan: Storm just drove that chair into Tatum's knee! Officals are coming in to stop Storm... we need a commercial break before this gets out of hand! **Commercial Break**
The dance music from Iczelion begins to play...
Megan: Welcome back everyone, to EAW Riot Rulz!! Coming up next will be a submission match...featuring Mandy LePew in one will be her LAST EAW match versus Scarlet Foxfire.
Lilith: Awwww...and I, personally, was one of her biggest fans. Yet, she's going to concentrate on modeling. So Mandy--done any nude shoots lately?
Megan: I guess I shouldn't be surprised--well, these two are close friends..
Lilith: How close?! HOW CLOSE?!!? Close in the sense of...
Megan: As far as I know of, no. Will you get your mind out of the gutter PLEASE!!
Lilith: Hey...it's succubus nature--I's can't help myself.
"The following match up, scheduled for one fall, is a submission match. Introducing first, from St. Louis, Missouri--she stands 5'10" and weighs in at 165 lbs. She's a member of Red Tooth and Claw, and one half of Wildpack 2000. Scarlet...FOOOOOXFIIIIIRE!!"
Megan: A former Cruiserweight and Tag Team Champion on her way to the ring now.
Scarlet comes out to a pop from the crowd.
Lilith: So....after this, Mandy's just gonna disappear from the EAW? Is she at least making some appearances afterward?
Megan: Well, details like that haven't been given to me, but maybe something like that.
Lilith: Yaaaaaay!! Maybe I'll get a chance to boink her at last! How's this, you think? ^_^
Lilith morphs into a life-size Pepe LePew, and grabs Megan, dipping her.
Lil-Pepe: Awww...darling...come with me to the casba...*smooch, smooch* don't be afraid, mon cheri--I won't bite. We can make beautiful muuuusic together...*smooch, smooch*
Megan: *pulls away* NOW, STOP THAT!!
Lil changes back.
Lilith: Oh, come on...admit it..you LOVED that!!
Megan: No...creepy French stereotypes kissing me and hitting on me like that isn't going to win ME over.
Lilith: Alright, I'll be more subtle. ^_^
As Scarlet gets in the ring, "Angel" by Aerosmith plays.
Lilith: Ahhh!!! Oh-la-la...here she comes!!
"And her opponent...also from St. Louis, Missouri--she stands 5'5" and weighs in at 123 lbs. MANDY LEPEW!!!"
Mandy comes out from the back, and the crowd respectably gives her an impressive reaction.
Lilith: They love her here tonight in St. Louis!!
Megan: Well, both of them are residents of this area, so neither of them with the homefield advantage.
Mandy gets in the ring, and bounces in place while throwing a few kicks and punches.
*ding, ding*
Megan: Here we go now...submission match...no pinfalls, countouts, or DQs. Collar and elbow tie up....Scarlet in control--but Mandy slips free...goes for a sleep--back elbow knocks her off. Scarlet hits the ropes--spinning heel kick ducked!! Mandy hooks has the legs--snaps her up--OOOOOH...catapult into a backbreaker!! And Scarlet getting up while favoring her back--shots to the lower back by Mandy as she targets that area for the Liontamer.
Lilith: WALLS OF JERICHO!!!
Megan: Oops...my bad--two different moves. Mandy sends Scarlet to the ropes--Scarlet ducks under!! Kick to the midsection--DDT!!!
Lilith: Great move there...COME ON MANDY!!...only won't do her much good without a submission.
Megan: True, indeed...Scarlet and Mandy getting up now. Scarlet with the hammerlock....Mandy fighting out of it...Scarlet lets her up--NECKBREAKER!! Mandy dazed now, and Scarlet down and applies a chinlock. Unlikely that this will score a submission, but it will keep Mandy in a precarious position. She fights her way up...Scarlet into a waistlock--german supl--Mandy blocks!! Into an armbar!!! Scarlet fighting off this submission...up on both knees....and--stands up--knee to Mandy...another...Irish whip by Scarlet now...Scarlet hits the ropes--CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING by Scarlet!!
Lilith: The move MR. Bob Backlund made famous!! Only Scarlet's way hotter than he ever was. I'm still betting on Mandy--DON'T LET HAH CHOKE YAS OUT!!!
Megan: Mandy down to both knees...she's scrambling for the ropes now...hooks it with her fingertips!
Lilith: 1...2...3...4--Scarlet lets go!
Megan: Scarlet with a full nels--NO, Mandy slips behind--backslide--although she can't pin--rather, backsliding to set up Scarlet up for...A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!! AMAZING move there...Scarlet getting back up, and Mandy letting loose with kicks to the back...--one in the knee puts her down on the other knee...Mandy with a waistlock...sets her up now...GERMAN SUPLEX RELEASE!!
Lilith: It's no bronco buster, but it'll do...wait...going up to the top now...
Megan: Moonsault off the top by Mandy!! Impressive move, but it's primary purpose--to do damage while scoring a pinfall--won't be in use. Mandy already back up now...and Scarlet getting up as well--scoop slam by Mandy, and she hits the ropes--swanton splash--NO!! Scarlet rolls out of the way to avoid it!!
Lilith: Scarlet up...scoops up Mandy--bodyslam!! Mandy up again...set up--POWERBOMB!! Whoa, smooth move, Foxy!
Megan: Scarlet pulls her up to her feet...Mandy slips behind...goes for another backslide--blocked!! Scarlet hanging her by her neck!! Drops down to her knees--snaps her over, and Mandy hits the mat face first!! Scarlet now going for a camel clutch!!
Lilith: Another submission...concentrating on that neck...hooks her arms now...THE STEINER RECLINER!!! DAT ONE'S FOR ALL MY FREAKS OUT DERE!!
Megan: Scarlet pulling hard back on that hold--releasing now....and goes for a single leg crab....INVERTED STF!!! An excellent way to soften Mandy up for the 10-57.
Lilith: Plus it kinda looks like a Kama Sutra position.
Megan: Mandy dragging herself towards the ropes...resisting the urge to tap--gets the ropes again!!
Lilith: Come on, babe...follow up!! Take out Foxy!!
Megan: Mandy pulls herself up using the ropes--sweep by Scarlet--Mandy jumps over it....Irish Whip...reversal...Scarlet towards the corner--spings off--Triangle Kick--CAUGHT!! DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP COUNTER!! Going for the WALLS OF JERICHO--SMALL PACKAGE ROLL UP!! Mandy kippups--that was more reflex than just quick thinking, but prevented that submission move. Mandy up...drop toe hold stops the charging Scarlet. Pulls her up--snap suplex!! Quick move there....pulls her up again--double underhook backbreaker! Mandy into the Mexican Surfboard now...and in this match, she need not worry about her shoulders being on the mat.
Lilith: COME ON, MANDY!! WHOOOO!! TAKE HER OUT, TAKE HER OUT! I love ya, Scarlet, but TAKE HER OUT, MANDY!!
Megan: ...but Scarlet powers out!! Flips up to her feet! Mandy rolls forward--spinning back kick to the chest!! Mandy down...Scarlet hits the ropes...MANDY WITH A MONKEY FLIP!! Scarlet lands on her feet--standing moonsault--missed!! Mandy with a corkscrew legdrop--MISSED!! Both kippup!!
The two start each other down as the fans clap in approval.
Lilith: Wow...GREAT match...shame one of them has to lose, because I love both of them. I also would love to lick their fur clean personally. Take a guess where?
Megan: Uh...not going to say, but I think I know. Mandy and Scarlet lock up again...Mandy overpowering her--knees intot he midsection!! Tiger Suplex coming up--NO! Blocked--SCARLET WITH A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS!! And a leg sweep takes Mandy down!! Mandy getting up slowly--headlock now by Scarlet....heads upt to the second rope--TORNADO DDT!!! Scarlet drags her into the center of the ring...setting up for the 10-57--NO!! Mandy kicks her off...Mandy getting up...Scarlet charges in--spin kick to the stomach of Scarlet...going for a reverse DDT--NO! Drops her upper back down onto her knee! Scarlet bridging up, though, and--Mandy goes for the Nightmare on Helms--Scarlet bridges up out of it...go-behind--ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Scarlet up...crawls over...going for a Boston Crab--Mandy powers out of it....and she gets up now...Scarlet charges at her--countered, and Mandy whips her to the corner. BACKSPRING ELBOW in the corner--shades of the Great Muta!! Scarlet stumbles out of the corner now...down to her knees...Mandy pulls her up to her feet....going for a Twist of Fate here now--shoved into the corner by Scarlet...boosts her up to the second rope--BACKDROP from the second rope!! Scarlet up top...Mandy dazed...Scarlet going for a Dragonra--
Lilith: EEP!!
Megan: --COUNTERED into a POWERBOMB!! And Mandy now going for the WALLS OF JERICHO!!! Turning her...but Scarlet resisting--LOCKS IT ON!!! Scarlet in the Walls of Jericho!!
Lilith: THIS IS IT!! MY BABE'S GONNA WIN!!
Megan: She isn't your "babe."
Lilith: Hey...my fantasies..my decisions.
Megan: Scarlet trying to make her way toward the ropes, but rather difficult in that position she's in. Scarlet pulls back, to keep her in the center...Scarlet hanging on--SCARLET TAPPING!!
*ding, ding*
"Angel" by Aerosmith cues up.
Megan: And Mandy has done it!! She's won her final match in EAW...and Scarlet getting up...a bit slowly--and both the referee and Scarlet holding up her arms!!
Lilith: DOUBLE CRO--oh, no...just hugging her...and--SHE KISSED HER!! SHE KISSED HER!! Mandy kissed a girl!!
Megan: Well, looks like just a friendly kiss to me.
Lilith: A VERY friendly one...
Just then, the same two women behind the recent attack runs from the crowd carrying duffle bags as they slide inside the ring to attack Scarlet and Mandy!
Lilith: Not THOSE two again!!
Megan: FROM BEHIND!! These two seem to always show up when any females are in the ring...and...that redhead with Double Underhook Powerbomb--into a Facebuster!!--to Mandy!!
Lilith: Blue with a fireman's carry on Scarlet...vicious piledriver!!!
The two then proceeds to drag them in the middle of the ring as the redhead goes to the duffle bags and dumps out what appears to be cases of kerosine.
Megan: Oh, come on...they CAN'T DO this...this will KILL any zoots...
She then passes several to her partner as they then proceed to pour it all over the fallen furries. The redhead now pulls out a match from her pocket as she has abit trouble igniting it.
Lilith: *flapping her wings from atop the announce table* Come on, Megan!! DO SOMETHING!!
Megan: But, I...
"Burn to Burn" by Static X cues up...
Megan: BUT WAIT! Ninja X out...and..up on the apron--springboard heel kick!!!
Lilith: YEAH!! BEAT SOME BITCHES ASSES, X!!
Megan: Her partner slides out of the ring, grabbing to to take her to safety, and...I think that's been stopped.
Lilith: Man..*cough*...they'll definitely need a shower, though...
X checks up on the furries as "Burn to Burn" cues up.
Megan: Well, a disaster has surely been averted...but up next...something that may be almost as violent....Kane and Crash Holly go one on one in an Extreme Rules match!! Don't miss it!!
**Commercial Break**
[Ready in 5... 4... 3...]
Megan: There's little I can say about this next match aside from...
Lilith: Crash is about to get his cute little superheavyweight leprechan heiney handed to him by Kane. ^^;;
Megan: Took the words RIGHT out of my mouth, Lilith.
Lilith: I'd much rather like to put something INTO your mouth, but we'll burn that bridge when we cross it. ^_^
Megan: ... why do I even bother?
Lilith: You WILL be mine in time, Megan, and you know it. Don't fight the feeling... let it come...
Megan: Enough with the innuendo already!
"A Violent Reaction" by American Head Charge cues up, aaaaaaaand...
Lilith: YIPE! Hey! Wasn't Kane supposed to come out second?!
Megan: I think SO... but here he is, and he's got that chair from before... but I doubt that's the only weapon he'll use in this match...
Lilith: There's gonna be nothing left but a Crash-colored stain on the floor... oh, poor, poor Crash... cry with me, Megan! CRY!
Megan: I'm crying a river right now, but not at Crash's fate.
Lilith: ... what?! I'm a good actor!
Megan: Porn doesn't count.
Lilith: ... it doesn't?
Megan: Nope... and Kane's watching and waiting for Crash... but he's not coming... Kane's really starting to look upset now! Naturally, he'd like the chance to hammer away on the 'superheavyweight' but goo--
Lilith: Incoming LEPRECHAUN!
Megan: Crash dives out of the crowd with a baseball bat! FLYING BAT SWING TO KANE'S STOMACH! This match is on... in a MAJOR WAY!
Megan: Crash WAILING on Kane with that baseball bat... another shot to the gut! And a shot to the back of the knee brings Kane down to one knee! Crash winding up for a BI--Kane CATCHES THE bat and SNAPS IT IN HALF!
Lilith: Let the beatdown commence! ^_^;;
Megan: Crash going for a punch anyway... and Kane just GLARES at Crash! Another punch, and another blatant no-sell... and Kane GRABS Crash by the throat and tosses him out of the ring!
Lilith: FORE!
Megan: Kane to the outside... fishing underneath the ring... and pulling out a fire extinguisher! That goes into the ring! And he gets another chair... and THAT goes into the ring, too! And now he grabs.. CRASH! And HE goes into the ring!
Lilith: That Kane can sure throw hella far!
Megan: Shut up, foo'!--ahem. Kane back in... stalking towards Crash like a ravenous predator... Kane grabs the chair and SWINGS... missing Crash! Crash scrambling for his life... another chairswing misses! Kane going for a third, but gets an eyeful of flame retardant instead! Kane doesn't look like he can see, and Crash goes to capitalize... a HARD chairshot to Kane's back! Another puts him on his knees... and a THIRD puts Kane down on top of the extinguisher... hoboy... Crash going up top with the chair!
Lilith: Now would be a very good time to say "Owie!"
Megan: Crash GOING FOR THE LEAPING CHAIRSH--Kane up and GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT! Up he goes... and DOWN HE GOES! Chokeslam on the superheavyweight! This match is over already!
Lilith: See, told you so! Crash has less mojo that that last guy I... er... I think I'll hold off on that analogy.
Megan: Please?! Kane... has him set up! Going for the Powerdriver... but Crash suddenly comes to and fights back! Fists to Kane's face... and a STIFF elbowshot almost makes Kane drop him anyway! Crash smiling to himself... HURICANRANA ONTO THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER! Kane's flat on his back and looks to be out of the match entirely!
Lilith: ... hey, how'd he do that?!
Megan: Crash still a bit wobbly... but he's looking much more impressive now! Going for more plunder underneath the ring... comes back in with a ladder! This would normally be Hardy territory, but I think Crash intends to put the hurt to Kane anyway! Crash setting it up... climbing up top as fast as a leprechaun can... going for a BIG SPLASH THAT HITS! Crash going for the pin!
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THR--Kane THROWS Crash off of him, but almost immediately flops back down... I dunno, but I think Crash has really put a dent in Kane's proverbial armor!
Lilith: Fight, Kane! For everlasting peace! FIGHT!
Megan: Crash on his feet, but looking a little wobbly... but he's looking between Kane and the fire extinguisher... and he CLIMBS back up the ladder! Waiting... ohno... he's waiting for Kane to get up! I smell another 'rana in the Big Red machine's future! Kane slow to get up... but he IS getting up, and is trying to shake the cobwebs out... ON HIS FEET! And here comes Crash! Leaping for the 'rana and---CAUGHT! And POWERDRIVER ONTO A STRAY STEEL CHAIR! That! Is! IT! Kane for the win!
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Winner, by pinfall: Kane
Lilith: Someone get Crash a bottle of Excedrin, and FAST.
Megan: Short, but swift and brutal! I know Kane's going to be feeling the effects of this match for a while... Crash, on the other hand, may not REMEMBER the match....
Lilith: Eh, he's tough. All the Hollys are. ^_^
Megan: If you say so.... more action coming up!
Megan: Well, coming up shortly...a tag team match with four very volitile competitors in it. Neither team is really very likely to show much teamwork or solidarity. Of course I'm referring to Kirk Angel and MAIKU teaming up against Blink and Michael Connelly.
Lilith: Well, no kidding. Kirk is downright EVIL for doing this...and I think he's probably in cahoots with that fake Oseiko as wellJust then, "Gonna Fly Now" cues up in the arena...and after a bit Kirk Angel comes out...dragging the masked man who's attacked Blink towards the ring...holding him with a headlock. . Not that the fake one is any less hot...but damn. I think I'd have been glad to go through that ass-whipping to get a liplock like Hunter got...DAMN he gets ALL the luck!!
Megan: Well, oddly, Michael Connelly hasn't been seen at all tonight...
Lilith: What in the?! KIRK IS BRINGING OUT A MIME!! He IS pure evil!!
Megan: No...that's...the person who has attacked Blink on numerous occasions..and is suspected of being Connelly himself!!
Kirk goes into the ring and grabs the microphone, still holding the masked man in a headlock. "Well, it's time for the moment of truth. The time we see Michael Connelly for what he really is...a no-good, backstabbing, career threatening individual."
Megan: Now just what could this be about?! Kirk said he was going to do this if he had the chance...was he really being honest with us?
Lilith: Well, it's possible he could have jumped Mikey and stuck him in that get-up...
Megan: But no one's seen Connelly all night...could he end up no-showing?
"But before I do...let me just say that I'm embarrassed that Michael Connelly could do such a thing. I mean, how low can one person go, to try to fake that they're someone's friend? To attack them when they least expect it?" Kirk tightens the headlock "Well Connelly...let's show the world your face..." Kirk goes to grab the mask.
Just then, "There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai cues up, and Kirk looks to the entranceway...shocked.
Megan: Maybe this...
Lilith: Heeeeeeeeere's Mikey!!
As the cycle of green, to yellow, to red lights complete, red fireworks explode from the stage, the smoke clears, and standing on the stage...back to the camera...a male with long red hair..who spins around...
To be THE Michael Connelly, in full ring gear.
He signals for his music to be cut. "Nice try, Kirk...you should have gone for this earlier...since it looked like I wasn't going to be here. Well...if you would have done that, and I hadn't taken the portal here right away, you could have ruined my reputation for good--you failed, Kirk."
Kirk looks stunned..."Wait a second...you're...NOT the attacker?" Kirk seems to be genuinely surprised at this. He still has the masked man in a headlock.
"I know you can be a little slow, Kirk...but I'm not buying it. NO, I'm here...and he's right down THERE..."
Kirk ignores the insult. "But if you're not..." Kirk pulls up the attacker and removes the mask...and before the guy's face is seen the attacker gives KIRK a Condition Red...and stands up..revealing Michael Connelly's face.
Michael seems just as surprised, "Hey...don't steal MY move!! You...you...ME?!"
The imposter kicks Kirk out of the ring and stares down Mikey. "Don't flatter yourself with comparing yourself to me, you little piece of shit. Kirk was only half right, A Connelly WAS responsible...ME. Max Connelly.
"I alone was reponsible for setting your sorry ass up. Kirk's accusing mind just worked well with my plan, jack-ass."
Lilith: Damn...I thought even the body shape was close...he fills out the ass of black spandex pretty well...
Megan: Just...where does he come from, though?!
Michael shakes his head, "I...don't seem to recall an identical brother or cousin...but you mean to tell me Kirk WASN'T in on this?"
Max grins. "Congratulations, Mr. Harvard. You actually noting something right, bitch-cakes. That's right jerky, Kirk didn't know a damn thing about this. I just wanted to screw my other-dimension twin like the pussy he is. Plus, it was kinda fun beating the shit out of that whore Blink."
"Well, I guess this will be proof enough for her...but this can't have been part of your plan, Maxwell. Especially not...THIS!"
Michael drops the mic and charges towards the ring.
Megan: And...it's like a pair of mirror images...Michael charging the ring now...the two beating the hell out of each other...and evenly matched as evenly can be!!
Suddenly, something pulls away Max from behind...it's Kirk Angel...who manages to get an Olympic Slam on the Dark Connelly before collapsing to the mat, holding his head...Max rolls out and crawls backwards out of the ring, glaring at Mikey and Kirk.
Megan: And...surely one of the seven signs...Kirk HELPING out Michael!! And...Max...now outmatched here...but I don't think we've seen the last of him.
Lilith: Whoa...Mikey having an "evil twin." Could that mean that Oseiko's imposter could be in cahoots with him? And be Max's hoochie-momma?!
Megan: I don't know...but after break...a certainly UNITED team of Michael Connelly and Blink will take on MAIKU and Kirk Angel!! Stay with us!!
**Commercial Break**
When we come back from break...we see Kirk Angel, having shaken the cobwebs out of his head, heading towards Mikey's dressing room. He's got something in his hand, but it's out of the camera's view.
Megan: Welcome back everyone...we're moments away from our main event...but just before the break--a shocking development. It seems Michael Connelly WAS set up...and by--if you can believe it--his evil dimensional counterpart--Max Connelly.
Lilith: ...who, if he wasn't such a total asshole, would be a great catch. It seemed so weird to see someone looking like Mikey CUSS... ^_^
Michael then yanks open the door, on his way to the ring for his match...
Kirk backs up, surprised at this. "Um, Hi there Mikey."
Michael blows by Kirk, shoving his aside with his right shoulder, uttering a "hi" with minimal enthusiasm.
"Wait...Mike...I have to talk to you..." Kirk states as Mikey's going off.
Michael stops, without turning around. "What? We have a match in a minute...and you're one of my opponents."
"Well...I wanted to...apologize."
"YOU?! APOLOGIZE?!?!" Michael repeats, turning around. "I'll believe that when I hear it with my own ears."
"Yes. I'm a man of Integrity Michael...and I'll admit when I'm wrong. First off...sorry for what happened during our first match. I was...just so eager to prove myself."
"Well..you did prove yourself in that match--to be a complete and utter..." Michael lets the fans finish with, "ASSHOLE!"
"Yeah I know...I deserved that. I've been that, yes." Kirk says, not hiding it.
Michael pats his shoulder, "Well...people say I'm naive...but I'll trust you. For now. But when we get into that ring--I still have some anger to take out. But...Max is in way over his head now."
"Yeah...just like when I was working in Dark Matches...I'm just glad that he got arrested before he made it big. That guy is a pain."
"What? You mean you've seen him before?"
"Yeah He had a tryout match with me back when I was working Dark Matches in PWF. I defeated him...and he got pissed. Later that night, he was arrested for armed robbery, hit and run, rape, grand theft auto, and murder."
"...." Michael shakes his head, "So...me in your dimension is a demented, evil, psychopath?!"
"Yes. Partially why I did what I did to you...thinking you were like him. Guess I was wrong."
"Yeah...well, now that can't be helped. It's over...it's done," he pauses, "And we have to get him out of here..."
"Wait...first...a pre-match drink?" He picks up what he was holding...two glasses of milk.
"Well...alright," Michael says, taking one of them.
Kirk drinks his, and smiles to Connelly. "See you in the ring, may the best team win." With that, he walks off.
"Same to you...Good luck," Michael says, drinking his.
Scene switch to "Code Red" Michael Connelly walking down the backstage area towards the ring... crossing his path suddenly is Blink, his tag partner. The two stare at each other for a good long moment... then Blink sighs, holding out her hand towards him.
"... I'm sorry..." Blink says.
Michael smiles, and shakes her hand. "It's okay, Clarice... I'm just glad you trust me again."
"... Max..." Blink shakes her head. "He fooled me into hating you and I don't appreciate being manipulated like that... if I see him, I'm going to kick his ass."
"No kidding... at least we know who's been impersonating me... well... let's show everyone we're on the same page by heading into the ring together, okay?"
Blink smiles. "Yeah, let's do that..."
Blink and Code Red both high-five each other and head towards the ring as we go to our final commercial break.
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[Ariel] HARDCORE!!! I'M BOUNCING UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP! =^-^=
[Jim Ross] ... The hell you say...!
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Megan: We're back, Lilith! And due to what's happened recently with Kirk Angel, Code Red Michael Connelly, and MAX Connelly... well, Blink's apologized to Michael and these two fan favorites are back on the same page, now!
Lilith: HARDCORE!!! I'M BOUNCING UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND--
Megan: *slaps Lilith upside the head* Don't you start... it's cute when Ariel does it but it's disturbing when you do it.
Lilith: *puts on a black cowboy hat* ... The hell you say...!
Megan: ... *sigh* ....
"Rise" cues up suddenly... and out comes BOTH Code Red Michael Connelly and Blink, looking to the cheering crowd, then raising their arms up in the air, showing their solidarity as the fans cheer wildly.
Megan: Listen to the ovation, Lilith!! Blink and Michael's friendship was in near shambles but tonight they're back stronger than ever!
Lilith: Oh, yeah! ^_^ It's always on up in that there area, biyatch! WHAT UP WIT DAT!!
Megan: ... Lilith, you're scaring me.
Lilith: Well, this IS October. ^_^
Megan: Yes... October 31st live, we're talking about EAW All Hallow's Extreme, and the first match signed is EAW Co-Commisioner Shaed Bloodgrave, out of retirement for one night only, facing against Ric Flair!
Lilith: THE NAT'CHA BOY!!! WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOoooohhh, who am I kidding, I'll be rooting for my bro. ^_^
Megan: Heh. ^^
Code Red and Blink are already in the ring... "Shadow Explosion" cues up and out comes MAIKU... a mix of boos and cheers can be heard as he comes out towards the ring. As he slides into the ring, "Gonna Fly Now" cues up next. Kirk Angel comes out, looking a little discouraged about the events that unfolded recently, but knowing there's work to be done, heads down the ring nonetheless, sliding in and glancing at Blink... and looking to Code Red, looking legitimately sorry.
Megan: Wow... hard to believe we're still going to have the match after what transpired here last night... but here we go.. referee Earl Hebner calls for the bell... and here we go!
Megan: Blink and MAIKU are starting this out first... he circles around the ring for about a minute, avoiding contact with Blink... before... WHOA!! MAIKU JUST TAGGED KIRK IN!! AND THREW HIM INTO THE RING!!
MAIKU: Do this yourself! Heh, the idea of fighting Blink is nice... but I think that the fans would match rather see you GET YOUR ASS KICKED!
Megan: Wow!! And the fans cheer MAIKU as he leaves the ring and back up to the stage area! And... HE'S DRAGGING OUT DAVID FLAIR!!!
MAIKU: And assuming you want a *partner...* Here's your partner, Kirk! Have fun, you two...
Megan: He tosses David Flair to the ring!! And he's stays at the ringside to watch! Wow, what a turn of events!
Lilith: For a Muta rip-off suddenly he's pretty cool! ^_^
Megan: Blink with the offensive on Kirk in the early run! SPINNING DRAGONRANA PIN! ONE! T--NO! Just a one count, but a wakeup call nonetheless! Kirk moves in... arm wrench on Blink! But Blink with a spectacular avasion tactic! Forward flipping out of the hold! AND A TAE KWON-DO JUMP KICK SENDS KIRK DOWN!! Tag to Code Red! And he comes at Kirk with the CONNELLY COMET!!! COVER! ONE! TWO! NO, KIRK kicks out!
Lilith: Bet Oseiko's felt the Connelly Comet a few times, ifyaknowutImean. ^.^
Megan: Uh, huh... Code Red gets Kirk up... OH, AND KIRK WITH A FIREMAN'S CARRY FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! Whip to the corner and TAGS IN DAVID FLAIR!!
Lilith: WHOOOOooooo, this kid sucks. =p
Megan: Kirk and Flair with kicks to Code Red's midsection! Flair now slings Michael to the ropes! And... DECENT CLOTHESLINE FROM THE NATURE BOY'S SON!
Lilith: Mmmnn, bleh. =p
Megan: Flair tries to go for a hammerlock! BUT CODE RED COUNTERS AND-- OHH, BRILLIANT T-BONE SUPLEX!! Whip to the corner! Tags Blink back in! The two grab Flair's head in a headlock and... OH! DOUBLE CRIMSON TIDE!! Blink keeps Flair in the corner! Swift kicks to his gut! Tag back to Connelly!! And they... WOW! DOUBLE-TWO-HANDED FACECRUSHER!!! CONNELLY WITH THE PIN! ONE! TWO! NO, FLAIR KICKS OUT!
Lilith: Flair sucks! But I see the strategy! They're keeping David away from Kirk and making sure the stronger, more experienced man doesn't tag!
Megan: Code Red with an arm drag... DROPKICK! Michael goes up! We could be seeing the Michael-Sault here! AND-- OH, NO!! KIRK WITH A PUNCH TO MICHAEL'S HEAD AND IT SENDS HIM DOWN!! Flair leaps for the tag! HE GETS IT! AND KIRK ANGEL'S BACK IN THE RING!! STOMPS TO THE DOWNED MICHAEL CONNELLY!! Pick up... BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX TO CODE RED!!! Angel's not done! Snap suplex-- NO!!! CONNELLY COUNTERS WITH THE CRIMSON CRUNCH CLUTCH!! ONE! TWO! But Kirk Angel gets out!! Kirk acts fast... OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Pick up... WAIT, MICHAEL'S TRYING TO GET TO BLINK! KIRK'S HOLDING HIM BACK!! BLINK'S REACHING!!! DAVID DISTRACTS THE REF!! MICHAEL MAKES THE TAG!!!
Lilith: BUT THE REF DIDN'T SEE IT!!!
Megan: He did not! Hebner's making Blink go back to her corner while Kirk and Flair are pummelling Code Red in their corner! AND KIRK WITH THE SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! COVER! ONE! TWO! But Blink breaks up the hold!
Lilith: Hey, look! It's Black Widow! Oseiko's rushing over to ringside!!
Megan: No doubt to show support to Michael! And she's out of costume AND wearing the wedding ring, so we know it's her!
Lilith: Darn straight! ^_^
Megan: Kirk's got a supiscious look towards her though... WAIT, SMALL PACKAGE ON ANGEL! ONE! TWO! NO! KICK OUT! Kirk's angry now... suplex coming up-- NO!! COUNTER INTO THE CONDITION RED!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! AND BOTH MEN NEED TO MAKE A TAG!!
Lilith: Would it really help Kirk if he DID tag in David Flair?! o_O;
1 . . . . . . . . . . 2 . . . . . . . . . . 3 . . . . . . . . . . 4 . . . . . . . . . . Megan: Both men are moving now!! They're going to their corners!! CAN CODE RED MAKE IT!!! HE--- YE-NO!!!?!!
Lilith: OSEIKO JUST YANKED BLINK FROM THE APRON!! SHE MISSED THE TAG!!! AND KIRK TAGS IN FLAIR!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Megan: That-- THAT'S... OHH!! KUMO NO SASU ON BLINK!!! FLAIR JUST ROLLED UP MICHAEL! ONE! TWO! TH--NO!!! MICHAEL KICKED OUT!! Michael sees what's going on! He looks shocked! He just rolled out of the ring and-- NO!!!!!
Lilith: HOLY CRAP!!
Megan: I can't believe I just saw that!!! Oseiko, she-- SHE JUST LAID OUT HER OWN HUSBAND WITH THE SHINZUKUMO NO SASU!!
Lilith: MAIKU's seen enough! He's going after Oseiko and she's running!!! MAIKU'S chasing her!!
Megan: What has gotten INTO that girl?! The ref's administering the ten count!! Flair and Kirk are in the ring! They're both shocked over what's happened!! Blink and Code Red are too out of it to... dammit!
Lilith: Earl's called for the bell!
Megan: Kirk Angel and David Flair's beaten Blink and Michael Connelly... with the help of Black Widow!!
Winners via countout: Kirk Angel & David Flair
Megan: These are shocking turns of events here tonight! We-- wha--?
Lilith: What is it?
Megan: Something's going on at the backstage! Let's take a look!
Scene switch to MAIKU as he tracks the rogue Oseiko down... turning a corner, he finds her in a hurry to get to the ring.
Oseiko: Out of the way, I got to see if Michael's all right!
MAIKU: Don't dare trick me you bitch!
Megan: WHOA! MAIKU WITH A KICK! OSEIKO DODGES! AND SLIDES UNDER HIS LEGS! OW!! MAIKU CLIPS HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BACKHAND... and... OH, ULTRA NOVA!!!! OSEIKO'S DOWN!!!
Lilith: I hate to say it but... ;.; ... serves her right for attacking Blink and her own husband like that!
Megan: But... she looked concerned! She was rushing to the ring! This doesn't make any sense! OH, and a stomp to Oseiko in the gut by MAIKU!
MAIKU: Blink is mine, whore... attack her again and you will pay!!
MAIKU storms off as Oseiko hugs herself, crying softly... whimpering in pain.
Oseiko: ... I didn't do it... I... I didn't... d-do it...