The incredible amount of fireworks explode like crazy, as the fans cheer loudly and hold up their signs.

Some of the ones seen are "32 People, 1 Dream!", "Someone Neuter Nexus!", "Supply and Demand have Golden Dreams!", "DTD! DON'T TRUST DAVID!", several "Akiko, we care for you!" signs, "Big Show Ate My Baby!", and one interesting sign: "Sign Mr. Perfect!

Kanyon: We are Live in Albany, New York for another great edition of EAW Riot Rulz! Chris Kanyon joined here by Pamela Paulshock...and Pammy, we have agreat night in store!

Pamela: Oh yeah! Not only do we have Nexus going to get the Triple Crown Title, not only Nova beating up that bimbo Molly...but we have the GREAT tag champions in action, PLUS the start of the Title Shot Tourney, which David Flair will win!

Kanyon: David Flair winning the tournament is debatable, but nevertheless, the tournament starts TONIGHT! And it starts with two big matches...Seven against the EAW Extreme Champion Akiko Nakano, and David Flair against former Generation-NEXT stable-mate Savvy.

Pamela: He'll kick that traitor's ass.

Kanyon: We'll see. Let's get things started!

"Superstar" by Saliva starts to play out of nowhere, and from the entryway come David Flair and Kelly Connelly-Flair, smiling to each other as they make their way to the ring.

Kanyon: OK Pam, what the hell is this about?

Pamela: I don't know Chris, but I'm happy now! After that re-hashed opening we always have, having David and Kelly come out here is a great boost to our ratings.

Kanyon: Next you're going to say that this is the way that WWE can improve their own ratings, right?

Pamela: Well, it WOULD help…

Kanyon: Please. Oh great…David has a mic now.

David and Kelly look out to the crowd, waiting for the heavy boos to die down. "Hello all my fans!" David says.

Kanyon: I'll ask the same question Austin did…what the hell is David smoking!

Pamela: Come on, you know people are cheering him. It's just that these damn piped in chants are too-damn loud.

Kelly smiles as she looks out to the crowd. "Now, I know that all of you great people of Albany, New York are ready for action, right?"

Kanyon: Kelly's good at buttering up a crowd, isn't she?

Pamela: Hey, she's showing respect for the place she's at. If Foley can do it, so can Kelly.

David smiles. "Well, that will happen tonight. But first, there are some things that we need to talk about." he says looking out. "First, there's Generation-NEXT…the group that I am the in ring leader of."

Kanyon: And the biggest bunch of egomaniacs in EAW today.

Pamela: SHHH! Let David finish!

"Rest assured, despite the losses of Crash and that traitorous Savvy, our group is as strong, if not stronger than it ever has been in it's entire existence."

Kanyon: *sarcastic* Oh be still my beating heart.

Pamela: Hey, that's the best news I've heard in a while.

"And…things are going to get better. Starting tonight, as I go on to the road to glory to get the shot at the EAW World Heavyweight Title at Razor's Edge!

Kelly smiles to him. "But the question is…after you decimate Savvy tonight, who will you face?"

Pamela: Yeah…of course EVERYONE with any sense knows that David Flair will be going on to the second round after tonight.

Kanyon: I think that Savvy has a good chance.

Pamela: Like I said…anyone with SENSE!

David seems thoughtful in the ring. "Very good question. On one side, we have Akiko. The Swan's Nest host, and a dangerous girl…ESPECIALLY in these type of ECW Rules Matches."

Kanyon: Wow, David actually giving someone credit for something. I am VERY shocked right now.

Pamela: Come on Chris…he's very generous in comments now.

"And then…there's Seven." Kelly says. "The younger brother to his Number One contender sis, Eighteen. He has the possibility of being just as dangerous as his older sister"

"But he was harmed last week by an unknown attacker against…um…some jobber.

Kanyon: And we all know who was responsible for that, now don't we?

Pamlea: Now don't go blaming Seven for things that he's not involved in!

"Seven was brutalized very severely...and unfortunately...that unknown attacker kinda hurt Seven a bit more than we originally thought. Let's show you what we mean." David says.

Kelly sighs. "Seven...please come out."

Kanyon: Oh, David begging for his ass to be handed to him...

Pamela: No...he's INNOCENT of any wrongdoing, Chris!

After a few minutes, "Name of the Game" starts to play, and out comes...a midget version of Seven. David and Kelly are stifling their laughter as the midget...as it comes into the ring with all of Seven's mannerisms.

Kanyon: Oh geez--does David think he's Edge and Christian now? This bit's not only reeaaaaaally stupid but soooooo overused...ugh.

Pamela: I didn't know androids shrank in the wash. I guess that's what Seven gets for taking his first bath.

David smiles. "Wow Seven...um, guess we have to call you Three and a Half now, huh."

Kanyon: Try to relax yourself, Pamela--name, not genital size.

Pamela: If you think that's impressive than don't even try asking me out, Chris.

The midget smirks. "Yeah...sorry for taking so long...I fell asleep right before the fireworks went off...had to get Ainako to wake me up.

Kelly smiles. "Well, when it's come to coming here on time, you always were a little short."

Kanyon: Gah...please kill him, real Seven. Bad...stupid...pun...must...hit...

Pamela: OW!!

Kanyon: Sorry to smack you upside the head--closest person. =P

David laughs a bit. The midget does some Seven posing.

"Name of the Game" cues up again, and apparently the real Seven decides to make his presence known, arms folded and expression nice and amused. He's got a mic, and he's got a smile for Kelly, David and Three and A Half. "... cuuuuuuute. Howdy, Flair. How's tricks?"

Kanyon: Yeah, let's see you run that big mouth, now, Flair.

David smiles. "Ah...Seven...what brings you here now?" he asks. "Getting to the ring a little early for your match so that "always late" mark will start going off your record?"

Three and a Half looks at Seven from behind Kelly's legs, nervous at what he has planned.

Kanyon: Hmm...I wonder if this guy's actually one of Kelly's various illegitimate children...

Pamela: Don't be spreading false rumors now...

"Naw, I just wanted to see what kinda stupid stuff you had planned for me today..." He eyes Three and a Half and smirks. "Hey, you there. Pose for me a bit more, I kinda like you. Hit my music!" Naturally, the music starts up again and Seven smirks broadly. "C'mon, don't be shy... imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, after all."

The midget shrugs, and does a bit more Seven posing.

Kelly smirks...saying lightly near the mic "Hmm...seems Seven swings both ways."

Pamela: Hmm...too bad, cuz he's pretty cute but the thought of those types of guys disgusts me. =P

Seven smirks a little more. "Alright, enough silly shit. Time to get down to business." He slowly walks down the ramp, music cutting. "Now, this all began when you did something that wasn't cool... you touched my sister." The smirk's still there, but he's fighting to keep it there.

David sighs. "Geez, just because you can't figure out who REALLY attacked her, you INSTANTLY blame me." he says, upset. "I swear to you...I had NOTHING to do with whatever happened to her!"

Kanyon: Yeah, and Pam's a virgin...

Pamela: None of your business...

"No, you see, it makes sense. Right now, you're the *only* person who'd have gained from that happening. If there was someone who hated Eighteen more than you, I'd understand, buuuuuuut... eh." He grins ferally. "Even if it *wasn't* you, I don't give half a shit. You're convenient, next to nobody, save Kelly and Ariel, likes you, and I'd be doing allot of people you screwed over on your way up a huge favor by snapping your ass proverbially in two."

The cheers at that idea.

Kanyon: Seven giving a pretty direct threat...and he damn well could do it.

Pamela: Security? SECURITY! Insane android loose!

David sighs. "Seven, Seven, Seven...come on. I mean...we're most likely gonna have a match against each other in the tournament, when I advance and if you advance over Akiko...why must you bring out aggression? Can't we simply keep this match professional between two great athletes?"

Pamela: Yeah!

Kanyon: Oh brother...

"Um, lemme think about that for a second." He strikes a mock-thoughtful pause, then bellows "Oh HELL no. You have to understand something: if there is no aggression when you fight, you're not fighting. After all, I've seen what you've brought out that was legal, let along all the questionable stuff... so you're not one to talk about keeping things professional. But..." Seven grins. "I'll tell you what. When I take down Akiko and if you somehow manage to cheat your way into a win, I'll try not to be too pissed at you... on *one* condition. If I even *see* Kelly anywhere near this ring, all bets are off. If she *touches* me, screw a title shot, I go off on *all of you*. Deal?" His grin turns dark for a second.

Pamela: Gah...how can that be right?

Kanyon: Sounds fair to me...

Kelly sighs, taking the mic. "If you forget...I am David's official manager. I have as much right to be at ringside as Michael Capetta does."

Pamela: Yeah! She's right!

"Then I pull out all the stops on David's ass, and yours too if you fuck with me, DQ or no. Sound fair?" He shrugs offhandedly.

Pamela: *gulp*

Kanyon: About time someone did something about Kelly...

David seems to get an idea. "Well Seven...since you seem so adamant about facing me...why not move the match up a bit? No matter what happens tonight for the tournament...at All Hallows Extreme...how about I face YOU in a match. Kinda to get ready for the eventual match with me and Eighteen."

Kanyon: That's actually not a bad idea for once out of David...

Seven hrms, rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, I do want to pay you back for whoever you sent to hand me my ass. Extreme rules sound good enough for you, 'Legendkiller'?"

David sighs. "Boring. Let's make it interesting...how about a Deathmatch...Japanese style." he says. "Oh, and I didn't attack you or have anyone sent...but I know who DID attack you."

Kanyon: AH-HA!

Pamela: He went out of his way to personally find out? He's not that bad...see?

Kanyon: ...you've gotta be kidding..

Seven's eyes roll. "Oh, bullshit, I know you had something to do with it. I'm kinda tired of all these bald-faced lies... so I'll take you up on that. And I'll make sure to bring my worst attitude, juuuust for you, Davie-boy."

Kelly smiles. "Whatever Seven. But let me tell you who exactly was your attacker. His name is..."

Kanyon: What tha--?

Suddenly, a familiar red headed man runs in and rams him to the wall. He steps back and smiles.

Kanyon: Bullwhip attacking Seven! So he's David's hired muscle...

Pamela: You don't know that...maybe someone else who doesn't like Seven put him up to it?

Seven doesn't take that all too well, leaning against said wall while clutching at his mouth, glaring really nastily at his attacker.

David and Kelly blink. "Discretion is the better part of Valor, love."

"I agree." she says, pulling out a remote...and what looks like a ski lift chair lowers from the ceiling. David, Kelly, and 3 1/2 get onto the chair, and it lifts them out of there as Seven is attacked.

Kanyon: And the Flairs and that midget beating a hasty retreat--

Pamela: VERY un-PC, Chris. They prefer to be called vertically-challenged.

Bullwhip picks up Seven from behind, hooks his arms and rams his head through a glass window. He just smiles. "Nothing personal, kid. It's just business."

Kanyon: OOOOOH...and Seven impacted that glass like an unbuckled driver.

Pamela: Oh boo-hoo, too bad these Japanese androids aren't built Ford Tough.

Seven's showered with broken glass and just kinds hangs there for a moment, nicely dazed. "... business my ass..."

Bullwhip then sets up a glass table in a corner, then he picks up Seven and hurls him to the tables. Then, he runs and give him THE hardest impacting Gore seen. Bullwhip then smirks. "Be glad that you're still able to walk." He says as he then walks away. "And if the guy who paid for the job's check bounces, his ass will get the same 'treatment'."

Kanyon: Uh huh...wonder WHO THAT MIGHT BE?!

Pamela: *shrug* Maybe Eighteen was worried her "little" brother would come after her title should she win it, or beat her for her shot if she has to enter the tournament?

Seven just kinda eyes Bullwhip and coughs painfully, "... well, f-f-fuck... so much for b-being early..." He doesn't actively try to drag himself up, seeing he's in a pretty bad way.

Suddenly, "Name of the Game" plays some more as Gary Michael Capetta gets into the ring.

Capetta: The Following Contest is a Qualifying match for the EAW World Title Shot Tournament. It is set for one fall under ECW Rules. Making his way to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan. He stands 5'11" tall and weighs in at 187 pounds...Seven!

Seven blinks and realizes what time it is. "... aww, shit..."

Kanyon: We're back…and Seven now getting to the ring after that devastating attack by Bullwhip, under David Flair's…

Pamela: HEY! Innocent until PROVEN guilty, Kanyon. Besides, David would have no reason to attack Seven.

Kanyon: I don't buy that for a minute, Pamela. But as I was saying, Seven really isn't in any condition to compete in this match, but he's too damn stubborn and proud.

Pamela: Too stupid is more like it, but a shot at the EAW World Heavyweight Championship can do strange things to people.

Come....Kill.... Color Me Blood Red!

"Color Me Blood Red" by Malice Mize starts to play, and the other participant for this match comes out…but doesn't look as pleased as one should think she would be.

Capetta: Aaaand his opponent, from Osaka, Japan…she stands 5'6" tall and weighs in at 135 pounds, she is the current EAW Extreme Champion, Akiko Nakano!

Kanyon: Apparently Akiko isn't too pleased with the idea of going against a weakened Seven…she seems that she wanted to face a fresh star.

Pamela: And that shows how stupid Akiko is…she has a weakened opponent and a clean break to the next round, but she's worried about the welfare of her enemy in this match.

Kanyon: It's called being a sports-person, Pamela. Akiko in the ring…she seems like she's going to call this off…SEVEN ROLLING HER UP…but a kickout early! The bell has rung, we're underway!

Pamela: So much for good sportsmanship, Kanyon. Seven attacking Akiko before the bell rings!

Kanyon: I guess that Akiko has to go through this match now, whether she wants to or not. Seven slow to get up to his feet though, but still manages two get a shot to the ribs on Akiko as she comes in…and a quick DDT by the android sensation.

Pamela: But Seven hurt himself more than he hurt Akiko with that move, and that is the worst thing. Look at this, Akiko is already getting back up to her feet…and kicking Seven in the ribs as he gets up.

Kanyon: Seven is in no condition to go through this match, but he's being too damn proud to give up. Akiko picking him up now, and pushing him right into the corner!

Pamela: And Akiko taking the weakened android fighter…look at that flip kick right to the chin! This is almost too easy for her!

Kanyon: If Seven wants to continue this match, he's got to get back into the swing of things. And once again…and Seven falling face first on the match.

Pamela: Seven still getting up…what the hell is wrong with this guy? Doesn't he know when he is beaten?

Kanyon: Akiko…sighing now…Seven getting up…and there's the Osaka Street Cutter. Akiko being merciful and ending it early.

Pamela: FINALLY she realizes what she should have tried to do from the start.

Kanyon: Akiko with a cover…BUT SEVEN STILL IN IT! ROLLING HER UP!

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Pamela: Damn, Seven is gutsy, to say the least. But that looks like it took all the fight out of the young android.

Kanyon: Bullwhip did most of it, Pam. Akiko getting to her feet, looking upset…and Seven gets up to be greeted by a Divine Wind Kick! Now she's going for the cover.

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Capetta: Here is your winner, Akiko Nakano!

Pamela: And…Akiko isn't celebrating? What the hell is WRONG with this girl?

Kanyon: She's showing concern for a fellow grappler, Pam. And I'm not sure that she's too pleased with that type of win.

"Cut the music!" a voice says.

Pamela: What the hell?

Kanyon: Booker Waters has come out! Apparently he's going to address this.

Pamela: What is there to address?

Waters looks to the ring. "Even though the match occurred, and Akiko won…Bullwhip ruined the match by attacking Seven before it happened. And I KNOW that everyone wants to see this match happen without any injuries.

Kanyon: I can attest to that, as do the fans!

Pamela: Isn't he ignoring the wrestlers' thoughts though?

"Therefore…" Waters begins, smiling. "Next show, there will be, along with the Rash/Oseiko and Bullwhip/Hurricane qualifying matches…we will have a qualifying RE-match, next week, between those two fighters!"

Pamela: Now wait just a damn minute there, they already wrestled the match and Akiko won!

Kanyon: But judging from the look on her face, she doesn't mind at all! Next week, 3 big tournament matches! Folks, we'll be back after this with more Riots!

Kanyon: Welcome back to Riot Rulz...interesting announcement their before the break by Booker Chris Waters...

Pamela: Yep! Seven gets his re-match against Akiko...and Bullwhip will be in action too to prevent what happened earlier from happening again.

Kanyon: We all know who was responsible for that attack though.

Pamela: Eighteen!

Kanyon: ...no, I mean...nevermind.

Pamela: Good move there Chris. ^_-

Kanyon: ... and I do believe I hear "Superstar" playing! That means only one thing... the arrival of one of the more... controversial men in the EAW, David Flair!

... and Flair is notably wifeless as he marches to ringside, smiling cockily and yelling at the crowd as they let him have it with ugly, ugly heel heat.

Pamela: Well, he's here. This one's in the bag. I don't even have to have my eyes open to call it, really. Boom, bang, pow, Legendary End, Flair wins Flair wins Flair wins. Simple equation.

Kanyon: Is that 'cuz Flair doesn't have an easy time wrapping his mind around the concept of a fair fight, or 'cuz he's really a 'legend', as he puts it so gradiosely?

Pamela: Let's just say this, Kanyon my dear: Flair is SO gonna be the new EA-Dubya champ. I bet my bra on it.

Kanyon: I'm holding you to that.

Pamela: I see someone's hard-up for some nookie.

Kanyon: ... h-hey!

Flair stretchs a bit and gets in a few rope-rebounds before "Reminded" starts up, and his opponent stalks her way down to the ring. Compared to Flair, the crowd's reaction to Savvy is much, muuuuuch better.

Pamela: Lookit! Trailer-park trash! Go fetch, Kanyon! I'm sure she'll letcha get a quick BJ before she wrestles!

Kanyon: ... wow. You really do like Flair, don't you?

Pamela: I simply give talent the respect it's due.

Kanyon: Bull and shit, Pammie P.

Pamela: Pfft, whatever. Go on, call the match, I'll be busy filing my nails.

Kanyon: ... well, if you say so. ECW Rules, so no countouts or DQs... this match is gonna be a brutal one.... Savvy's in and there's yer bell! It's asskicking time!

Kanyon: Flair and Savvy circling... both looking for a tie-up... and we've got one! Flair's got the height advantage, but not by much... nothing coming out of this one, though, as Flair backs Savvy into the corner... ref's asking for a break... and we get on---OOOOOOH! SLAP TO THE TITS! Savvy's wincing from that one, and the ref's letting Flair know that wasn't clean pool there! Ow, I don't have boobs and *I* felt that one!

Pamela: Erogenous zones are nerve-loaded. So that hurts a ton.

Kanyon: Know from experience?

Pamela: ...!?

Kanyon: Heh! Thought so! Savvy and Flair ready for more... tie-up! And Flair slips Savvy into a headlock, but Savvy pushes him off and into the ropes! Flair coming back... clothesline from Savvy ducked... and a flying forearm puts her down! Flair following with a quick kneedrop to the downed Savvy... and a finger for the crowd!

Pamela: No, he's just demonstrating that he's headed straight to the top, Chris.

Kanyon: Meh... Flair pulling Savvy to her feet.... and ANOTHER slap to the chest! Flair following Savvy as she balls up from that one... and an axehandle to the back puts her down! Flair moving to get a handful of hair... dragging Savvy up to her knees and telling her off--SNAPMARE from outta nowheresville puts Flair on his back! And Savvy.... BITING Flair's nose! BIGTIME OUCH! The ref pulls her off, but I'm sure Flair didn't like that, either! Least he's not bleeding, but he looks pissed! Savvy telling him to bring it... and lock-up! Savvy with a go-behind--ducks an elbow from Flair---FIRE MIST! Full-on in Flair's eyes, and he's pulling back! Savvy off the ropes behind her... HUGE flying heel kick sends Flair over the top and to the outside! ECW rules here, so they can play out there as long as they wanna! Savvy... running to the outside... LEAPFROGS over the rope and SENTON SPLASHES FLAIR'S BACK! EC-Fuckin'-W right there! YEAH!

Pamela: Minor setback. Flair's got her under control.

Kanyon: Savvy on Flair's back, raining down the forearms.... and now a fishhook camel clutch! Flair screaming as he tries to break the hold! Savvy letting go... and... she's getting wood!

Pamela: I KNEW IT! I knew she had to have one!

Kanyon: ... I meant a table.

Pamela: Oh. Right. Carry on.

Kanyon: Savvy's setting up the table against the barricade.... and now she's got Flair on her shoulder! Savvy charging the table---AND FLAIR COMES ALIVE! DDT TO THE PADDING BEFORE SAVVY CAN SPEAR HIM! Savvy all but bounced off of the ground, and Flair's looked to have gotten his second wind! Dragging the dazed Savvy to the table... and lifting *HER* up.... ooooh no--DAMN! HUGE SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE FOR SAVVY! That table's gone, and so is she, from the looks of things! But David's shaking his head... he's not done yet! Hefting her up and rolling her into the ring... and Flair climbing the turnbuckle... going for a big legdrop--MISSES! Savvy rolls away!

Pamela: She's just prolonging the inevitable you know.

Kanyon: Are you done slacking off? Gokuo'll replace you with Beegee if you don't get back into the act.

Pamela: I am doing my job. I'm here, I'm hot, and you're a moron.

Kanyon: ... Flair slow to his feet... same for Savvy! Flair up, but waiting... Savvy's up and Flair charges--Savvy catches Flair---STUNGUN on the ropes behind her! And she rolls him up for the pin! ONE! TW---NOTHING DOING! Flair kicks free, and looks upset at Savvy's unwillingness to lie down! Flair drawing close and locking up with Savvy... forcing her into the ropes---TIT SLAP! And a CHOP to follow! Flair whipping Savvy to the ropes... and rushing in for an old-school lariat---BLOCKED... COUNTERED! CROSSFACE ON FLAIR, DEAD-CENTER IN THE RING! Savvy's cinching it in tight! This may be ove---FLAIR RAKES SAVVY'S EYES TO BREAK THE HOLD!

Pamela: See, I tooold you. But would you listen? He can't be stopped!

Kanyon: Flair favoring his shoulder and neck, but Savvy's still not quite up, holding a hand to her face... now she's up, and she looks incensed! If anything, Flair's made her angrier! Flair taking the initiative, going for a tie---TESTICULAR CLAW! And Savvy's LIFTING FLAIR! MILITARY PRESS POSITION WHILE STILL HOLDING HIM BY THE WOBBLY-DANGLIES! Aaaaand...RYDEEN BOMB TO FINISH! Savvy holding Flair down for the pi--FLAIR with a headscissors counter! Rolling Savvy onto her face and... rubbing her face against the canvas! Flair lets go and goes to walk off that nutsquisher...

Pamela: That's nothing. I hear he got kicked in the balls once in high school and all he did was cough before he punched the guy in the nose.

Kanyon: Riiiiiight... both contestants up! And Flair... rolls to the outside? Looks like he wants to continue this match on a level he's used to... Savvy follows... and Flair's got a chair! So... Savvy gets one, too! And... chairfight! Flair and Savvy swing at the same time! Again! A third time... and Flair ges ready to bloc--Fiery Strike right to the mush! Flair stumbling back and Savvy following... RUNNING FRONT DROPKICK puts Flair into the crowd! Savvy taking a moment to catch her breath---OHDAMN!

Pamela: See, toooooold yoooooou.

Kanyon: It's Frosti! Grabs the chair Savvy dropped---EDGE OF THE CHAIR TO THE BACK OT SAVVY'S HEAD! AND--GOD NOT THIS--ICE BREAKER TO THE PADDED FLOOR! What's WRONG with Frosti?! She might've ended Savvy's friggin' CAREER with that! Savvy isn't even moving... but Flair is! And he's got no clue who did it, 'cuz Frosti's gone! I'm not gonna even bother calling the rest... what a screwjob!

Pamela: Oh, I can take things from here. The mighty David Flair rolls the beaten, crushed and rather skanky carcass of that bitchho Savvy into the ring, and hooks her nasty, filthy (and probably cum-smeared) leg for the ol' One! Two! Three! Get that trash outta the ring!

"The winner of the match, by pinfall.... David Flair!"

Kanyon: Ugh... Flair gloating over Savvy as the backstage medics check her out... we'll be right back.

[COMMERCIALS SUCK ASS. MORE TITTIES!]

Kanyon: Welcome back... anyway, the word on Savvy's that she's gonna be okay. Frosti just rattled her cage pretty badly, and she needed some help getting to the backstage after they woke her up. No stretcher, thankfully.

Pamela: Pfffft, whatever.

"HOLY SIDEKICKS
HURRICANE--It's Mighty Molly!"

"Supergirl" by Shonen Knife plays...

Pamela: *groan* Why does Nova hang around with--gah--HER?!

Kanyon: Jealous, Pam?

Pamela: Not really, but seems such a waste...

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Mobile, Alabama...standing 5'7"...Mighty Molly!

Molly gets a very positive reaction from the crowd on her way out. Although there is a few notable signs such as "Molly: Dump Nova!" scattered about.

Kanyon: Molly getting in the ring now...she's gone from partnering with Nova to facing him one on one. Hmmm...wouldn't happen to think Crysta was behind that, would you?

Pamela: No...just happened to happen, that's all. Both needed a match, they were paired up--and so on. Nothing more complicated than that.

"Conflict" by Disturbed plays as "Supergirl" fades out. Cheers turn to mostly boos as Nova comes out, looking surprised at the reaction.

Capetta: And her opponent...accompanied by Crysta...from Silicon Valley, California...standing 5'10" and weighing in at 220 pounds--NOOOVA!

Nova turns around, pointing at his rear, then slapping it, ignoring the rest of the reaction as he heads down towards the ring. Crysta mimmicks the action.

Pamela: Hehehe--you tell 'em, Nova!

Kanyon: I'm sure the feeling is mutual, Nova. Nova now getting in the ring--and that's probably the first time I've seen a kiss between opponents pre-match...

Pamela: I hope it's the last, too. =P

Kanyon: Moving a little distance apart now...and here we go--

*ding, ding*

Kanyon: Nova and Molly tying up--Nova from behind with the hammerlock--Molly ducks down--through the legs--waistlock! Side suplex stopped somewhat...Nova back up to his feet. Fireman's carry takeover, and Nova into the chinlock. Molly fighting up--and elbowing herself loose...off the far ropes now and catches Nova with the headscissors takedown! Nova up--Dropkicked down by Molly! Irish Whip as he gets up--reversed! Nova gives her a clean break in the corner. Collar and elbow--Nova overpowering--scoop and a slam! Molly up again, and Nova snapmares her over, and picks her up now...set up for a reverse powerbomb--Molly up on the shoulders--COUNTERED--Into the Victory Roll!

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Pamela: Nova looking rather surprised about that...and Molly getting up--knee into the midsection, and Molly firing Nova into the corner--handspring ELBOW into the corner! Nova staggering out of it--off the second rope--REVERSE NECKBREAKER catches him! Cover!

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Kanyon: Molly taking it to Nova here--I'm pretty impressed. And Molly going up to the top rope--TORNADO DDT COMING--OOOH--no! Nova yanked her off the top and sidewalk slammed her on the mat! Molly getting up, but Nova going back to a chinlock now--the chinlock modified into a sleeper...Molly trying to slip free--and a belly to belly now from Nova! Molly getting up again, and hoists her up from behind--hiiiiiiigh in the air!!

Pamela: BACK DROP in the center of the ring! Nova getting up now, and pulling up Molly--double underhook, and a Butterfly Suplex! Lateral Press--

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TWO!--kickout!

Pamela: But NO! Stubbornly, Molly kicks out...yeesh, make it easier on you two and just give it up!

Kanyon: She DOES want to win. Thankfully Crysta's kept from getting involved in the match, but still is cheering on Nova.

Pamela: Nothing wrong with that...Nova pulling her up, and going for a Rocker Drop--NO! Molly flipping out of it...elbow shots by Molly, and hits a DDT!

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Kickout!

Kanyon: Nova pulled back up, and send into the ropes--back body--NO! Nova from behind--set up now--SPIN DOCTOR by Nova!! Pulling her up again, and there's a reverse DDT! Holding on..and a SECOND reverse DDT!! Nova covers!

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Pamela: Molly showing a lot of resilience...but dunno how much longer she can hold out, though. Nova pulling her up to her feet...whipping her into the ropes. Catching her--NO! Front Dropkick into into the chest! Nova up, and Molly with the front facelock...vertical suplex set up. Dropped stomach first across the ropes--and bounces him off it and suplexes him into the middle of the ring: shades of Tully Blanchard with that slingshot suplex!

Kanyon: Molly pulling Nova up, and set up now--NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!

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Pamela: Molly rolling him over now, and grabbing him in the camel clutch--Nova sliding out from between her legs--and pulling her legs out from under her..half nelson applied now--into a modified DDT from Nova!!

Kanyon: Nova going up to the top rope, and Molly getting up slowly in a daze--NOVA OFF--and there's the Nova Blast!! Picking her up now, and there's a NOVACAINE, nicely done!! Cover by Nova!

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Pamela: ...what does it take to keep her down?! Geez, for Nova's girlfriend I think she's be a little more willing to lose...

Kanyon: Well, the WWE's Molly wouldn't just lay down for a man either. =P Nova pulling her up, and sending her towards the corner--Molly bracing herself, stopping...springs up and leaping off with a cross body! Molly back up now...to the top rope...Nova getting up, and a SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB nicely done!

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...shoulder up! Molly back up, set up now--scoop slam blocked, and Nova counters with a roll up!--NOVA WITH THE TIGHTS--and..panties?

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*ding, ding*

"Conflict" plays...

Pamela: YAAAAAAY!! Nova wins, Nova wins!!

Kanyon: Nova blatantly pulling on the tights and panties on that roll up, and smiling as his hand is raised..

Molly gets up slowly...and as Nova turns to face her, she clearly looks rather upset. Nova shrugs as if he doesn't get it, and hugs her. He softens a bit, but smacks him lightly upside the head.

Pamela: And Molly seems to be a good sport about it. ^_^

Kanyon: Geez...and she's going to let him get away with it.

Capetta: And the winner of this match..by pinfall...Noooooova!!

Pamela: Crysta in now to support him...but a pretty cold stare exchanged there...

Kanyon: Well, at least Nova's happy about this...we'll be back in a few moments, folks, after this short break!

**Commercial Break**

Kanyon: Welcome everyone, back to EAW Riot Rulz! And we're set to see a Triple Crown Title match, but as you can see...

*cut to a shot in the crowd*

Nova and Crysta have decided to get a close up view of it.

*Nova and Crysta are seated behind the safety railing directly behind the portion of it where Kanyon and Pamela's announce table is positioned.

Pamela: He's gotta prepare to face the champ--whether it's Nexus or Oseiko. Simple as that.

Kanyon: Looks suspicious to me...

Pamela: Geez, so paranoid.. =P

A wolf's howl is heard over the loudspeakers before "Wolf" by Iced Earth cues up.

Pamela: *howl* Oooooooooooooo!!!

Kanyon: Please Pam...don't try to imitate Steph's singing.

Pamela: Oh, just gettin' into the spirit. ^_^ And Nex's pretty cute as a human...

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. It is also for the EAW Triple Crown Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Jigsaw...standing 6'9" and weighing 300 pounds. NEEEEEXUS DOGSTAR!!

Kanyon: Nexus not really appreciating the mention of his last name...

Pamela: Well, he's already BETTER than his "old man." Who we will see getting his tail handed to him by Nexus himself next week.

Kanyon: Nexus ain't even in the same league as him yet, so cut the ass-kissing, Pammy.

Pamela: You're just a Colley mark. Or...Colley-chan mark?

Kanyon: Maybe a bit, or maybe just I hate Nexus more..

Nexus is booed all the way to the ring, before his music is cut off and "It's Love" by Rabbit cues up...

Pamela: And heeeeeeeeeeere's Ball Park Breasts!

Capetta: And his opponent...from Hokkaido, Japan! She stands 5'7" and weighs in at 117 pounds! She is the defending EAW Triple Crown Heavyweight Champion--OSEIKO!!

Pamela: And here she is, bouncing out to the ring...

Nova holds up a flourescent lighted sign, showing two globes bouncing up and down a la the "Jiggly Room" sign on Married...with Children.

Pamela: HA!

Kanyon: Geez...Nova apparently here to do more than just watch. Oseiko ignoring it as she gets in the ring.

Pamela: Jugs hands the Title to referee Tommy Sato, and Nexus waits ready to pounce, his tail twitching in a threatening manner.

Kanyon: Regardless of what you think about him, this is Nexus' opportunity to prove himself as a worthy challenger here--let's see if he can do it...

*ding, ding*

Kanyon: Nexus rushing past Sato and pouncing on Oseiko! Rights and lefts, and I think he's...using his claws a bit as well, tearing just under her neck...pulls her up now, and going to ram her into the turnbuckle--blocked with the leg--elbow shot by Oseiko, and throws him shoulder first into the ringpost!

Pamela: Ooooh...at least he has kinda narrow shoulders.

Kanyon: Oseiko leaping on the back--flips forward into a roll up--quick kickout! Nexus getting up, and Oseiko running up the corner--PHOENIX DROPKICK on target as Nexus gets up! Pulling him up, and suplex blocked by Oseiko, and Nexus scoops and slams her. Getting back up..and MILITARY PRESS!! Tosses her up high in the air and CRASHES DOWN onto the mat!

Pamela: Eh...she'll be alright--she landed on her chest.

Kanyon: Oseiko getting up as Nexus bounces off the ropes--CLOTHESLI--COUNTERED into a single arm DDT! And Oseiko with a reverse arm wrench on Nexus! Turns it into a hammerlock, and pulls up Nexus--back elbow by Nexus, but Oseiko grabbing a reverse headlock--reverse suplex coming u--Nexus landing behind--setting up one of his own--REVERSE SUPLEXES OSEIKO OVER THE TOP ROPE and onto the floor!! She hits the floor right on her back!

Pamela: NOW we're getting somewhere--Nexus stepping over the top rope to the floor...

1!

Kanyon: Oseiko getting up, but clubbing forearms across the middle of the back by Nexus.

2!

Pamela: Hoists her up, and DROPS her down on hard across his knee!!

3!

Kanyon: Now Nexus ramming her head off the safety railing...and bringing her to Nova! Nova talking some trash, and SMACKS her across the face--and

Pamela: LOOGIE! LOOGIE IN THE EYES!

4!

Kanyon: Clutching her now and RAMMING her back into the apron--and Nexus voraciously attacking that region...from behind now and--

Pamela: HENTAI PLEX COMING UP!!

5!

Kanyon: Oseiko leaning down, trying to escape--NO! REVERSE HEADBUTT right into the snout of Nexus!! Oseiko escaping!! Now a flurry of shoteis to Nexus!

6!

Kanyon: Nova up over the guardrail, and from behin--KUMO NO SASU..and...er, Nova BACK OVER THE GUARDRAIL! *laughs*

Pamela: Grr...DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN SAKKI!! >_<

Kanyon: Oseiko with a NO LOOK counter, and there's a JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK that floors Nexus!!

7!

Pamela: Grrr...rolls Nexus onto the apron, and back up to it herself...running and DROPS THE LEG across the throat like Rob Van Dam! And Nexus back out onto the floor!

Kanyon: Oseiko positioning herself...and a BEAUTIFUL 450 Splash from the apron! OOoh...but grabbing her back, apparently the leap hurt it a little...

1!

Pamela: YES! Now Nexus getting up, and pulling Oseiko up--wait...up over his shoulder now--and TOSSES HER facing forward towards the apron--HITS IT CHEST FIRST!!

2!

Kanyon: Dropping the knee across the chest, and looks like that promised mauling..

3!

Kanyon: Picking her up now, and tossing her into the ring...Nexus covers!

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Tw--Kickout!

Pamela: Oseiko rolling onto her side--RAMS A KNEE INTO THE BACK!! Now THAT is how you do it! Good job, Nex!

Kanyon: Nexus pulling her back up--SITOUT JAWBREAKER by Oseiko! Nexus down with his back against the ropes--Oseiko hits the far ones--and 619 to the back of NEXUS' HEAD!!

Pamela: More like 4-6-9 with THAT nympho... =P

Kanyon: Pulls her up, looks like a butterfly lock--NO, Nexus rolls through--reverse--whip to the ropes--Oseiko holds on--BACKFLIP CLOTHESLINE!! Mesmerizing!! Nexus back up--Oseiko charging in--SPINNING HEEL K--CAUGHT IN MID AIR!! And the BLUE THUNDER by NEXUS!!

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Kanyon: Nexus slamming Oseiko down hard on her back, and pulling Oseiko back up to her feet...to the ropes, and HITS A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!! Oseiko in trouble now, and hoisted overhead, and about to drop her with a snake eyes across the top rope--NO NO NO! Blocks it! And INTO THE TARANTULA!!

Pamela: *shriek* Come on Nexus! Get out of it, quickly!

Kanyon: Nexus with a pained expression on his face!

"1, 2, 3, 4!"

Kanyon: Oseiko releases the hold! Oseiko pulling him up--knee into the midsection from Nexus! Right hands! Setting her up, and a Cradle DDT! Oseiko in pain, and rolling out of the ring!

Pamela: Coward! Nexus diving through the ropes, and clotheslining her through the ropes to the floor! And Nexus tossing her back in...this could be it.

Kanyon: Picking her up by the throat now, and--HARD KNEES INTO THE FACE BY OSEIKO! Sliding between his legs, and taking him onto his back ninjitsu-style!!

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Pamela: Oseiko back up, and pulls up Nexus--Irish Whip--reversal, and Oseiko hits the ropes--DROP TOE HOLD!--Oseiko springing back up--did she use her hands or her breasts?

Kanyon: *sigh* Hands--spins around, and Nexus ducking the high kick--waistlocks her now, and going for a backdrop--OSEIKO LANDING BEHIND! Leaping up on his shoulders--MYSTERIO RAN--POWERBOMB COUNTER!! Yikes! 2! 3! 4! 5! and going for a 6th--OSEIKO FLIPPING UP--and a FACE JAM into the mat, Kidman style!!

Pamela: Whoa!! HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO IT?! That should have finished her off right there!

Kanyon: I don't know, but Oseiko crawling towards the ropes, her back in severe pain from all of the punishment inflicted by Nexus, and she can probably feel the Triple Crown Title slipping away...pulling herself up with the ropes, and Nexus sneaking up from behind--reverse roll--tripping up Nexus, and going for a leglock--Nexus to the ropes! Oseiko getting some recovery time...Nexus up and charging at her--Oseiko ducks--back hook kick! Oseiko setting him up--and the CONDITION RED from Oseiko?! I'll be damned, borrowing her husband's finisher to put Nexus down! And now slowly getting up to the top rope, Nexus positioned perfectly--SHOOOOOTING STAAAAAAR PREEEEEESS!!

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*ding, ding, ding!*

Pamela: Gah...NOOOOOOOOO! >_<

"It's Love" by Rabbit cues up.

Capetta: The winner of this match, by pinfall...and STILL the EAW Triple Crown Heavyweight Champion...Oseiko!

Kanyon: Sato handing her back the Triple Crown Title, as she proudly holds it up!

Pamela: And jumps up and down...GEEZ! Get those things under control, Osei.

Kanyon: Nexus up, and going after Oseiko! Oseiko turn around and fighting back with right hands! Nova over the guardrail now, and into the ring--grabbing the belt--BACK KICK BY OSEIK--CAUGHT BY Novas! And CHOP BLOCK by Nexus takes her off her feet!

Pamela: MUCH better now!

Kanyon: Crysta cheering them on, and Nova setting her up, and there's a KRYPTONITE KRUNCH onto the belt! And now Nexus picking her back up...Powerbomb! 2...3! And a FOURTH IMPACT!! Nova gloating the crowd boos these two poor sports--Nova offering a handshake to Nexus?

Pamela: Cool, and--EVENFLOW DDT?! O_o

Kanyon: Nexus refusing the handshake in a HARSH way, and sends Nova to the ropes, and a HUGE big boot to the face! And lays the Triple Crown Title over Oseiko as he leaves the ring.

Pamela: *sigh* What a disappointment...

Kanyon: Crysta wisely keeping out of Nexus' way, and looks like Nexus is a lone wolf, to be sure--save for this "master" he keeps talking about.

Pamela: Toooo bad. =/

Kanyon: Well, we need to take a commercial break, dust off Oseiko, and get Nova's ass out of the ring as well, so see you in approximately 2 minutes while our advertisers hock their fine products!

**Commercial Break**

Once we're back from break…

TURN IT UP!

"Turn it Up" starts playing, and out come the challengers and their manager for the main event.

Capetta: The Following Tag Team Contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EAW Tag Team Championships! Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Krise Stratus, at a total combined weight of 239 pounds…Lexay Too Sexay and Arianna…Supply and Demand!

Pamela: WHY is it that no matter where I turn in this company I can never get away from slutty female wrestlers?

Kanyon: Hey, they're not totally slutty. Ari has been talking for a while about getting hooked up with Buzzsaw in recent weeks.

Pamela: Still…look at this. These three are the perfect candidates for a lesbian porn film.

Kanyon: But they can also wrestle Pamela. Lexay proved that against Kou recently.

Pamela: Kooooooouuuuuuuu. *hugs self*

Kanyon: Er, and Ari has had title gold before…even if it was with the PWF.

Pamela: But she hasn't TRULY held a tag team title belt in a major company. That's the thing that's gonna weaken them.

Kanyon: But they also have a bit of moral support with Krise Stratus at ringside.

Pamela: Bah. Another cheep slut.

"Will Be Bleed" by Sevendust plays next, as the Tag Team Champions and an unwanted guest come out next to a chorus of boos.

Capetta: Aaand their opponents…being accompanied to the ring by Generation-NEXT Leader Donnie B…at a total combined weight of 401 3/4 pounds…they are the current EAW World Tag Team Champions…Frosti and Rash!

Pamela: YES! Great Tag Team Champions to watch! The Power and severe viciousness of Rash, and the sick and twisted nature of the REAL athlete of the former Deadly Extremity Tag Team!

Kanyon: I agree with some of the things that you said there Pam, but there are a few things that I do disagree with. And what's up with Donnie B being at ringside?

Pamela: Isn't it obvious, Chris? He's there at ringside to make sure that Krise Stratus doesn't get her strange nose into places it doesn't belong.

Kanyon: I'm not even gonna dignify that with a comment. The bell as rung, and we're off with our main event.

Kanyon: Frosti and Rash wasting no time…and they drag S&D out of the ring! The two Tag Team Champions aren't even waiting to decide who starts things off!

Pamela: I call it Champion's prerogative, Chris! IF they want to start the match this way, then let them!

Kanyon: Well, it does catch the challengers off guard when the match starts. Rash picking up Lexay now…and DROPS her face first on the ring steps!

Pamela: And Frosti smashes Ari's face right into the ring post! BEAUTIFUL! Go Gen-NEXT!

Kanyon: The champions now back into the ring, and it looks like they're both going to be satisfied by a count-out victory.

Pamela: Why not? A win is a win.

Kanyon: Krise getting her team back up to their feet now, and they're sliding back into the ring, but they are not doing very good. Rash and Frosti have their backs turned…

Pamela: HEY! Why are Lexay And Ari doing back fighting! That isn't right!

Kanyon: Neither was what Rash and Frosti did to start off the match! Lexay and Ari tossing Rash out of the ring, and now it's just them and Frosti.

Pamela: But look at this, FINALLY the referee is getting involved, and pushing Ari out of the ring, leaving Lexay all alone.

Kanyon: Lexay doesn't seem to mind though, sending Frosti off the ropes now…and an Ax Kick by Lexay! For the cover.

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Pamela: There is NO WAY that Frosti is going down to just one kick to the face. Frosti is gonna have to do MUCH better than that if she wants to retain her titles though.

Kanyon: Lexay picks up the champion, and knees her right into the gut. Going off the ropes…Frosti moves from the scissors kick though…and BLASTS Lexay with a hard clothesline!

Pamela: HAH! Take that Skanky Bitch 1! And…ooh, NOW things are going to get interesting.

Kanyon: Rash tagged into the ring now, and he looks like he's gonna tear off Lexay's head! Rash in the ring now, Lexay trying a flying spin kick…caught by Rash…who just SLAMS her into the mat!

Pamela: Beautiful strength by Rash…staying for the cover.

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Kickout by Lexay!

Kanyon: Rash has got the challenger right where he wants her now…going off the ropes…legdrop…MISSES! And Lexay with a diving tag to his partner!

Pamela: Come on Rash, take her down!

Kanyon: Ari ducking a clothesline attempt by the symbiot…and a DDT by the young sensation! Rash getting up now…and a dropkick! Cover!

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Pamela: What do the Slutty Twosome expect to get done with all of these quick pins. There's no way in hell they can beat a team the caliber of Rash and Frosti this early.

Kanyon: It's more of a wear down move than an actual attempt to win the match, Pamela…forcing their opponents to have to use energy to kick out. Ari now with a legdrop to the face of Rash, and tags back in Lexay…who does a slingshot legdrop onto Rash!

Pamela: See this Hogan? THIS is how you properly do a legdrop to someone.

Kanyon: No bashing our former owner. Rash seems to be the worse for wear now…Lexay ready to take him out…going for the Lex-Factor…but Rash makes the tag to Frosti…who come in and clips Lexay's legs.

Pamela: See, THAT'S why Rash and Frosti are great Tag Team Champions…they work VERY well as a unit.

Kanyon: Frosti now working on the legs of Lexay…vicious looking kicks to them…and now putting her weight onto them.

Pamela: This is the best thing possible. There's no way in HELL Lexay is gonna hit that kick she was planning on using now.

Kanyon: Never say never, Pammy. But it is looking highly doubtful now that Lexay is grounded on the mat like she is. Frosti tagging in Rash now, and he drops an elbow right into the back of the prone Lexay.

Pamela: Not just into the back, but right into the spine. That's a very dangerous area to get injured in. Just ask someone like Christopher Reeve.

Kanyon: That was a little low there Pamela. Unfortunately, it is a true statement. Rash now picking up Lexay…and a HARD backbreaker. The cover…

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Pamela: Damnit…I KNOW Gen-NEXT had them there. Come on guys…yeah, this is good!

Kanyon: Rash tagging in his partner in crime now, and does a Swanton right onto Lexay after Rash with a hard spinebuster….staying on for the cover!

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KICKOUT!

Pamela: But Lexay isn't gonna get much else from that exchange…Frosti stomping away at the gut of Lexay now, and grabbing Lexay's legs!

Kanyon: Frosti turning Lexay over…into an elevated crab! And she has it locked in tight right now…but too close to Ari, who clocks Frosti with a right hand!

Pamela: Now that was uncalled for, Ari isn't even the legal person in the ring right now.

Kanyon: The referee admonishing Ari now…but this is letting Rash and Frosti get a double team…WICKED double team powerbomb onto Lexay.

Pamela: See Ari…that's what happens when you act like an idiot.

Kanyon: Rash going back onto the apron…and gets tagged in as the referee turns back around. Rash now systematically going to pick apart Frosti, like a wolf with a piece of meat.

Pamela: Good analogy there, but Rash I think is WAY more vicious than any wolf could ever be. Rash scooping up Lexay…could be his scoop Reverse DDT…THE HELL!

Kanyon: LEXAY WITH A HARD KICK TO RASH'S HEAD! And the champion is reeling now from that…into the ropes…Lexay with a drop-toe hold! Rash's face bouncing off the mat just like a basketball.

Pamela: But Rash is right there to make a tag to Frosti, while Lexay is STILL trying to crawl to her corner. Frosti cutting her off…and look at this!

Kanyon: Frosti going for a German Suplex on Lexay…Lexay lands on her feet…dropkicks Frosti out of the ring…and a tag is made to Ari…who delivers a diving leg drop to the back of Frosti's neck on the outside!

Pamela: Donnie B coming over to check on his…HEY! Why the hell did Krise kick Donnie?

Kanyon: Krise Stratus not taking any chances…she wants her team to win without being screwed out of the belts. Ari tossing Frosti into the ring now…and gets herself perched onto the top rope, ready to strike…ARICANRANA! For the cover!

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And Rash making the save for his team there!

Pamela: Thank God Rash was in there at the right time. Now wait a minute, Lexay now into the ring! Get her out of there!

Kanyon: All four participants in the ring now, and this has degenerated into a Texas Tornado type match! Lexay and Ari managing to beat the champions into separate corners now…whipping them at each other, and the champions crash!

Pamela: Rash rolls out of the ring…No…not this!

Kanyon: They're going for X Marks the Spot…but what the hell?

Pamela: DONNIE PULLS Lexay out of the ring…and Frosti catches the foot of Ari! Capture Suplex! Cover!

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Kanyon: Ari managed to get her foot onto the rope before the three count could be laid down!

Pamela: That's okay though…Frosti going back…WHAT THE?

Kanyon: Ari with a quick roll up!

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And Rash pulls the referee out of the ring!

Pamela: BRILLIANT move by Generation-NEXT! And now Donnie B is restraining the referee as Rash Powerslams Lexay right onto the flooring!

Kanyon: Rash rolling into the ring now…and this is just the time for Generation-NEXT to pick apart Arianna.

Pamela: Look at this! Rash holding Arianna in a tight Full Nelson…and Frosti getting ready…Ice Mist time!

Kanyon: But…LOOK AT THIS! IT'S SAVVY! Savvy is back out and kicks Frosti right in the back…THE MIST GOES INTO THE FACE OF RASH!

Pamela: What in the hell is Savvy doing!?

Kanyon: She's trying to cost her sister the tag titles, apparently. Frosti turning to go after her sister…Lexay back into the ring…X MARKS THE SPOT ON FROSTI!

Pamela: HEY! Come on, DQ S&D already!

Kanyon: Lexay seeing that Rash is still wobbling…and THERE it is! Lexay's Tequila Sunrise kick! Rash falls down and out of the ring!

Pamela: And Donnie letting go of the referee…and Krise hits him for no reason on the outside! What unfair fighters these girls are!

Kanyon: Like Donnie B is the bastion of fair play. Ari and Lexay going to opposite corners now…FINALIZER! Referee is back in…but what's this?

Pamela: He just rung the bell...and is talking with the official now...he probably disqualified Ari and Lexay for Savvy getting involved.

Kanyon: Let's get the official ruling.

Capetta: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has informed me that he has disqualified the team of Rash and Frosti for the interference of their manager, Donnie B. Therefor, the winners of this match, as a result of a disqualification…Supply and Demand!

Pamela: WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THIS!?

Kanyon: You saw the attack yourself, Pamela. Donnie B got his team disqualified right there.

Pamela:…and let his team keep the titles! WHOO! What a smart move!

Kanyon: Supply and Demand getting the win, and getting out…but I don't think that's the way they…wait a minute, Rash getting back into the ring…Frosti with her tag belt.

Pamela: Why does Rash look so pissed off right now? They still have the tag team belts…and it wasn't Frosti's fault about that mist…

Kanyon: I think that Rash doesn't really give a damn…LOOK AT THIS! Rash grabbing Frosti…Symbiot Slam! Rash is now just blowing off his Generation-NEXT teammates…

Pamela: What in the hell is wrong with Rash here? Is he out of his minds?

Kanyon: There's major dissention in the ranks of Generation-NEXT…and we're out of time! For Pamela Paulshock…I'm Chris Kanyon…see you next time!