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Your hosts are Chris Kanyon and Pamela Paulshock! The obligatory pan across the arena is seen... many Oseiko-based signs are in attendance, plus some Stone Cold Steve Austin signs and "NANI?" T-shirts worn by fans. Of course there's other signs in attendance, like "I'M STILL KENNY ROGERS" and "FLYING MELONS JUST LOVE THAT CHEESE, JIM!" Kanyon: Comin' straight off of a successful WWE/EAW Holy Wars, this is EAW Riot Rulz!!! Chris Kanyon and Pammie Paulshock here, and yo... who bedda than the EAW?! We rock or what?! Pamela: Huge victories on our side! Fasha beating the Undertaker and Stone Cold & Eighteen beating Brock and Show! 'Course Rock managed to beat Mikey, but... well... gotta give the Rock some credit. After all that buildup, he STILL lost to the Next Big Thing!!! ^_^ And the fans BOOED the Rock!!!! God, it was beautiful!! Kanyon: Not really a stellar night for the Great One on Summerslam... but enough of WWE talk! Let's get to the REAL meat! EAW!!! AND-- Suddenly the lights go out! Pamela: Uhhmmm... what is.. okay Kanyon, someone forget to play the electric bill up in here? Kanyon: I don't-- `We're waiting... ` a Japanese voice, female, suddenly speaks out over the PA, her voice translated with subtitles... and we see the image of a cute girl wering a mask to hide her face. `My sister and I, we're waiting oh so patiently... because he's coming back. And when he comes back... we won't have to fear death... and when we don't fear death, there's no reason to live.` ^_^ Kanyon: ... Holy... Pamela: ... The ghastly scene then fades out... and two words fade in...  Pamela: Okay... get a grip. That wasn't real, right? I mean... come on! That wasn't a real human head on her lap, Kanyon... was it?! Kanyon: Yeah, I... I hope all it was was some kinda horror movie prop... a real life-like one... geez, what's goin' on here? Faces of Death or somethin'?! What's up with these promos?! Scene switch to Test! The big Canadian is walking down the hallway, adjusting the tape on his wrists, looking focused. Kanyon: Er, and here comes Test! Our first match will be underway in just-- WHOA! WAIT A SECOND!!  Kanyon: AKIKO FROM THAT DRESSING ROOM JUST SMACKED TEST WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! REFEREE DAVE HEBNER RUNS OUT WITH HER--?! o_O; Pamela: This ain't a 24/7 Extreme title! But still, Dave's callin' for the bell!!!  Title Match Akiko vs. Test (c) Kanyon: Test up-- Akiko with another kick sends him staggering! And... uh, oh... Akiko's got a weapon! Pamela: She's fixing to clean Test's act up with a mop!!  Kanyon: RIGHT INTO THE RIBS! THE HEAD! THE GUT!!! AKIKO'S GOING ALL OUT HERE!!! And finally... man, Akiko's going hardcore on the Extreme champion! Akiko picks Test up now... HIGH ROUNDHOUSE KICK SENDS TEST OUT TO THE LOBBY! AKIKO FOLLOWS! Test rolls to his feet! GRABS AKIKO COMING IN AND-- SIDEWALK SLAM!! Test picks her up-- BUT AKIKO WITH A STANDING DROPKICK!! Test rolls to his feet! Grabs Akiko again! SUPLEX!! STOMPS AT HER! PICKS HER UP... AND... PUMPHANDLE SLAM!! Test picks Akiko up--BUT AKIKO WITH AN ARM DRAG!! TEST GETS UP--OHHH!!! CLOTHESLINE!!!! KNOCKING HER VIRTUALLY RIGHT OUTTA HER BOOTS!! Pamela: Fanboys wanna see Akiko and Oseiko get into a big foot worship fest, you know... all the licking and kissing and suckling-- Kanyon: ... Right, well... Test-- OH! SPINNING BACK KICK TO TEST! Test up, shaking the cobwebs off and-- SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!! Test now... grabs up Akiko... ANOTHER PUMPHANDLE SLAM!! This one seemed a bit more potent than the last! Pamela: That's right! Test IS the Extreme champion, you know! The WWE may've been stupid enough to retire that belt, but not us! We're the EAW!! Kanyon: And we shill our company better than the WWE, too! =op ANYhow... Test waits for Akiko to get up... measures up... DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE TO THE BACK AND-- CLOTHESLINE SENDS HER BACK DOWN! Test picks her up again... and-- AKIKO DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE! QUICK KARATE KICK SENDS THE BIG MAN STAGGERING! AKIKO TRIPS TEST DOWN ONTO HIS BACK AND-HARDYZ-STYLE LEGDROP TO THE GROIN!!!! Pamela: The Hardyz may be gone, but Kyouki Shoujo lives on!! Kanyon: Akiko grabs Test up! JAPANESE ARM DRAG! Test rolls up and--WHOA!! BIG BOOT, BUT AKIKO SCOUTED IT WELL AND DUCKED IT!! NORMAL ARM DRAG NOW! AND ANOTHER! ANOTHER!! AND--WHOOP! CLOTHESLINE BY TEST! Pamela: THAT stopped all that arm dragging crap... HA! AND TEST RAINING PUNCHES DOWN ON AKIKO'S WIDDLE HEAD! >=D Kanyon: Test and Akiko pretty close to the stairs leading down to the lower lobby now... Test picks Akiko up and-- AGH! SWINGING NECKBREAKER ONTO THE STEPS!!! Akiko manages to get up from it, though... and Test... what is he doing--?! OMIGOD--!!  Kanyon: TEST WITH THE DIVING ELBOW!! OFF THE STEPS AND INTO AKIKO'S HEAD AND BOTH COMPETITORS COME TUMBLING DOWN THE STEPS!!!! TEST... Test manages to make the cover! 1. Kanyon: NO!!! AKIKO MANAGES TO KICK OUT EVEN AFTER THAT AWESOME MOVE FROM TEST!! Pamela: HA! LET'S SEE TOMMY DREAMER OR RVD DO A MOVE LIKE THAT, KANYON!!! ^_^ Kanyon: Test picks Akiko up... and... SIDE BACKBREAKER!! Not done with her yet and-- BETA CHOKESLAM!! Test picks her up again and... AKIKO WITH A SERIES OF ARM DRAGS ONCE MORE! ONE ARM DRAG! TWO! AND-- TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! PIN! 1. Kanyon: BUT TEST KICKS OUT!! AKIKO UP! ANOTHER ARM DRAG! SHE CHARGES IN, BUT TEST-- POWERSLAM BY TEST!!!! THE PIN!! 1. Kanyon: NO!!! AKIKO GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! TEST GRABS HER UP... AND-- THROWS HER OUT THE DOOR!!! TEST FOLLOWS AND NOW WE'RE OUTSIDE THE ARENA, FOLKS!!! Pamela: Hey, wonder if there's a water fountain here... can you imagine an Extreme match fought in it? Kanyon: I can... Test--OH! SWINGING NECKBREAKER ONTO THE HARD CONCRETE!! Pick up by Test and--  Kanyon: BIG BOOT!!!!! SMACKING AKIKO HARD IN THE FACE!!!! TEST WITH THE COVER!! 1. Kanyon: AND AKIKO SOMEHOW MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN!!!! Test picks her up-- AKIKO WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT AND-- STANDING DRAGONRANA PIN!!! Pamela: WEST COAST PUMP!! Or would that be East Coast, considering-- 1. Kanyon: TEST JUST BARELY GETTING OUT OF THAT MOVE!!!! Pamela: Don't interrupt!!! >=/ Kanyon: Akiko gets up-- TEST KICKS TO THE GUT! GRABS HER AND-- HERE IT COMES!! TEST DRIVE!!!! BREAKTAKING MOVE BY TEST!! AND THE PIN!! 1. Kanyon: NO!!!! AKIKO GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! SOMEHOW SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! AND TEST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! TEST PICKS AKIKO UP FROM BEHIND! BULLDOG!!! AGH! ONTO THE CONCRETE AND I THINK AKIKO'S BEEN BUSTED OPEN NOW! Akiko quickly gets up though! Test advances and-- GOLDEN HIGH KICK!!!!!!! TEST'S BEEN BUSTED OPEN NOW, TOO!!! AKIKO WITH THE PIN!!!! 1!. Kanyon: NO!!! NO, TWO! JUST A TWO COUNT, BUT SO SO CLOSE!!!! TEST SLOWLY GETS UP... AKIKO MOVES IN AND-- AGH! LOW BLOW BY TEST!!! IT'S LEGAL IN AN EXTREME MATCH AND TEST GRABS AKIKO-- SIDESWIPE POWERBOMB!!!! TEST PINS!! 1!!. Kanyon: AKIKO GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!!!!! AKIKO QUICKLY SCURRIES FROM TEST... HEADING INTO THE PARKING LOT!! TEST IS FOLLOWING! AKIKO-- has a shovel! AND-- RAMS THE TAIL END OF THAT SHOVEL INTO TEST'S GUT!! SMACKS HIM AGAINST THE HEAD WITH THE FLAT END!! TEST IS STAGGERED! AKIKO MOVES IN FOR THE KILL!! IS THIS THE--  Kanyon: YES!!! THE OSAKA SNIPER!!! NEW EXTREME CHAMPION IN HER HOME COUNTRY!!!! AKIKO COVERS TEST!!! 1!!!. Kanyon: WHAT?! FROSTI JUST BROKE UP THE PIN!!!!!! SHE'S GOT THAT SHOVEL AND SHE'S BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF AKIKO!!!! SHE DROPS THE SHOVEL AND... going to an open crate, she... just pulled out a sledgehammer! My God, no! DON'T-- AHHH!!! RIGHT INTO THE RIBS!!! AKIKO DOUBLES OVER!!! AND-- SMACKED IN THE HEAD WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!! FROSTI'S ENJOYING THIS! Test's up... tries to help Akiko! But--NO! FROSTI ATTACKS TEST! AND-- TEST'S NOSE IS BROKEN AGAIN!! Pamela: That guy's got the worst luck... =/ Kanyon: Frosti now, back to that conveniently placed crate... oh crap! The glass table! This don't look good for Akiko! Frosti sets Akiko up! WAIT! NO!!! FROST BITE THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!! AKIKO'S ALL BUT DONE HERE! Now Frosti taunts her! Spits on her and leaves!! And this... this is an Extreme match!! ALL OF THIS WAS LEGAL!!! Dave's got no choice!! The ten count's being issued! 1!. Kanyon: Neither of these guys are getting up... Dave just shakes his head and calls for the bell... I don't blame him, Frosti ruined this match! Pamela: But she proved a point! Kanyon: ... I understand Michael Cole just caught up with Frosti... Scene switch to Cole as she walks up to her. "Frosti! Wait, Frosti! Why?" he asks. "Why did you attack Akiko?!" "Why?!" Frosti hisses. "I did it just to finish some business, that's all... And as for Test? Well... sorry about that, Andrew... wrong place, wrong time. But look at it this way. At least you're still champion. For now... " Frosti smirks, and turns to leave. Michael Cole sighs softly, then looks to the camera. "Back to you guys." Kanyon: Well, it's been an explosive night... a controversial night and the show hasn't even started yet!! We'll be right back, folks! Don't go away! ---  "Here Comes The Pain" by Slayer blasts off as Rash stalks to the ring. He's met with a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. He ignores both as he hops into the ring and climbs a turnbuckle, glaring about. Capetta: The following match is scheduled for One-fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 268 lbs, a member of Generation-NEXT... Rash!! Kanyon: Rash, perhaps one of EAW's most vicious talents. And in Angel's current state, this is gonna be a slaughter! Pam: Yeah! Ain't it great? >=D "Gonna Fly Now" by Maynard Ferguson then cues up and Kirk Angel steps out. He's got a bit of a limp and his ribs are taped up. But he stands tall and proud for the fans who cheer him and raises his arms signaling his fireworks before heading to the ramp. Capetta: And his opponant, from Pittsburgh, PA, weighing in at 220 lbs, one half of the American Angels, Kirk Angel! Kanyon: I don't care how ya feel Pam. Kirk's showing a lot of courage and fortitude if you ask me. He could get heeled up to 100%, but he's determined to show his mettle against Rash however the chips land. Pam: Well, there's a fine line between Courage and Foolhardiness, and if you ask me, Angel's just the latter. Rash vs. Kirk Angel Kanyon: And the bell rings. They're circling each other. Rash looks like he's already got this one by the look on his face, but Angel'sdetermined as evah... and a shoulder and collar lockup -- Angel wins out as he shoots Rash into a corner and follows with a clothesline. Rash bouncing out and Kirk quick the grab him form behind with a back sideslam. Pulling Rash up and a Vertical suplex with a float over... 1... Pam: And Rash kicks out easy, looking bewildered just the same. Lucky shots. And Rash getting up and Angel with a Fireman's Carry. Dirty playing by Angel. Didn't give Rash a chance to fully stand up. Kanyon: Right... OH! But Rash rolled through with the carry and to his feet, kicking Angel in the gut as he stands. Kirk doubling over and Rash seems to drop down to his back, deleivering a feirce sort of uppercut when he's level to Kirk. It seems to have cleaned Kirk's clock for a second... he's dropped ot his knees and to the mat face first but he's stirring. Pam: Rash just kicks Kirk in th eribs. Heh, wasn't hard, just a nudge and the baby's yelping in pain. Rash pulling Angel up-- Kanyon: Angel wrestling out of it! He's spun behind Rash and pulls his legs out from under him, and rolls Rash up. But Rash kicks out before even a 1 count. They're both getting up kinda slow. Rash a bit disoriented and Angel's ribs hurting... And Rash running in with a neckbreaker. Reaching down and pulling Angel up to his knees -- Angel with another Fireman's carry! When yer around Angel, if you're close to that mat, you need to be more careful! He's a wizard! Now with a hiptoss. Rash rolling ot his feet only to get kicke dinthe gut by Angel. Angel whips him to the corner -- Rash reverses it. Angel gasping out in pain as he hit that turnbuckle--RASH RUNNING IN WITH A SHOULDERBLOCK RIGH TO THOSE RIBS! Pam: Listen to Angel screaming! He needs to just throw in the towel. Rash picking him up vertical and holding him there and back down in a vertical slam. Pulls Angel back to his feet and another whip to the ropes. He's now stomping a mudhole in Angel, aiming at those ribs with each kick. Backing up and rush forward with a knee to the face and backs up again, giving another, lowing in the chest. Kanyon: Angel's in pain! I don't see how he can make it. He's coughing up blood now! Rash doesn't care though.. I think he likes it! He's pulling Angel up--Angel wrestling away again and counters in a hiptoss! Both men down! Kirk seems to have hurt himself on that. Both getting up slow and Kirk with a kick to Rash's gut, grabbing his head and turning with a Falling neckbreaker. Kirk landing and falling over, holding his ribs. Rash isnt' faring nay better, trying to claw his way up. Angel reaching ot him, pulling himself over to Rash--STF! He's got an STF locked on Rash and I don't know who's in more pain!! Rash reaching hard for the ropes! Pam: And Rash gets them as Kirk quickly breaks the hold. Realizes that he needs to save that energy. That's the first smart thing he's done so far. Rash using the ropes and is the quicker to his feet. He picks Angel up--Whirl Sideslam! Angel with more blood from the mouth, screaming out, tears in his eyes! This is beautiful! Kanyon: Yer sick! Rash pinning Angel... 1 . . . 2 . . . Thr-- Kanyon: I don't knwo where he got the energy but Angel throwing that shoulder up!!!! He's not done yet!! And Rash looks pissed, hitting the mat with his fists. He pulls Angel up--Angel grabbing him-- Belly to Belly suplex! Rash sailing in a beautiful arch! Angel, blood on his mouth and tears in his eyes, turning with a nod to the approving crowd... Pam: Dumb move! Rash up and from behind--WEB OF PAIN!! HE'S GOT KIRK IN THAT WEB OF PAIN!! KIRK'S BACK AND SIDE STRETCHED ACROSS THE SYMBIOTES SHOULDERS!! HE'S GOTTA GIVE IN TO THAT! Kanyon: KIRK YELLING OUT IN PAIN-- GOUGES RASH IN THE EYES! Rash drops him down! A painful way to get out but better than getting broken in half! Rash in a rage now, rushing Angel with a clothesline--Angel ducks under and spins, throwing a punch-- Rash drops down to avoid it--ANGEL DROPS WITH HIM, GRABBING HIM IN AN ARMBAR OUT OF NO-WHERE! Rash quick to grab the ropes and they both scramble up--Angel catching him with a Vertical Suplex and another float over for a pin... 1 . . . 2 . . . Pam: And Rash kicking out, infuriated! Kirk quick to his feet and drops an elbow, but Rash rolled out of the way and up, grabbing Kirk by the throat--BALDO BO-- Kanyon: AH!! KIRK BLOCKED IT WITH A KICK TO THE SYMBIOTE GRAPEFRUITS! VERTICAL SIDESLAM! PULLING RASH UP AND WHIP THE THE FAR CORNER--RASH REVERSES--KIRK REVERSES AGAIN!! RASH FACE FIRST TO THE TURNBUCKLE--ANGEL SLAMMING HIS HEAD IN THE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABBING RASH'S HEAD AS HE BOUNCES BACK WITH A POWERSLAM--GRABS THE FOOT-- ANKLE LOCK!! KIRK HAS RASH BY THE ANKLE! HE'S TORKING AWAY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE'S GOT THE FACE OF A MADMAN AND RASH CAN'T GET TO ANY ROPES!! HE TAPS!! RASH TAPS!!!! Pam: NO!!!! *Ding ding ding* Winner: Kirk Angel! Pam: Look at Angel! Rolling out of that ring as fast as he can. Kanyon: Hell, that's a smart things to do. Backing up the ring, one arm on his ribs, the other arm raised for the crowd, and Rash at the ropes, staring daggers! Pam: Bah... **Commercial Break** Kanyon: Okay, check this out, Pammie P. We got Colley, who's just your plain ol' fashioned wrassler, and we've got Kou, that loveable guy with a gazillion tats who'd be more fitting in an octagon. Clashing styles... who d'you think's gonna win? Pamela: ... Kou. *_* Kanyon: ... um. No opinion? No snipey remark? No offhanded insult to Colley? Just 'Kou'? Pamela: ... Kou. *_* Kanyon: Pammie, babe... you alright there? Pamela: Kooooooooou. *_* Kanyon: I think Mr. Leifoh's already got someone close and personal in his life. Pamela: Kou. *_* Kanyon: ... uh, right. I'll get back to ya on that. "Privilege" decides to magically start playing, and the tattooed wonderkid himself struts down to the ring, getting a very... appreciative reaction from the female crowdmembers. Kanyon: And there he is, ladies and gents! One mean, bad mofo with mad wind ninja kicking skills! Kou Leifoh... and I gotta admit, the ladies seem to really dig this guy. Pamela: KOU! KOU! KOUKOUKOU! *_* Kanyon: Pamela, stay in your chair---stay in your chair! You can drool and fawn over him after the match, alright? Pamela: Kooooooou. ;_; Kanyon: Damn, girl. You're way too easy to distract. And what about Seven, huh? Pamela: Seven... Kou... . Seven... Kou... SEVEN! KOU! AAAAAAAAAAAGH! Kanyon: ... okay, that was cruel, even for me. "Privilege" segues into "Of Wolf and Man", and Big Yiffy himself trots on down to the ring in a suitably flippant, yet focused manner. Needless to say, he's got his eyes on Kou, and vise versa. Kanyon: Er... hum. Well, Pamela looks to have overloaded over there, so I think we've got a backup coming... seeya, Pamela. Remember, the men in the "SECURITY" shirts are your friends. Pamela: Kou! Seven! ;_; Kanyon: And there she goes... and here comes... hey-heeeeey! Beeg! Zup? Beegee: Much love from a fellow Jersey girl. Good to be out here... and good to see Pamela's still a horny little ditz. Kanyon: Ain't she, though... well, ref's in, the fighters are ready! And there's the bell! Beegee: EAW Wrestlers! Ready? GO! Kanyon: ... Beegee: What?! Kou Leifoh vs. "Big Yiffy" Colley Dogstar Kanyon: Kou and Colley not looking very happy about things, but it's prolly just their gamefaces... Colley going for a tie-up, but Leifoh's having NONE of that! Kick to the shin! Yow! Beegee: Styles clash! And I don't mean the finisher! This is gonna be a bit of a problem for Colley if he doesn't find a way to deal with those legs. Kanyon: Colley frowning at Kou... and Kou just shrugs! Oh, that's a reeeeeeal good way to piss off the People's Furry! Colley moving back in... and ANOTHER kick to the shin! Colley not giving up... eats another one! And here comes Colley one more time--shin kick CAUGHT, and Colley *EATS* a Hell Smash to the shoulder! I'm sorry, but whatever plan Colley's got just ain't workin'! Beegee: He's gonna hafta let Kou make the mistakes. Right now, Colley's making a People's Ass outta himself, and it's not pretty. Kanyon: Colley... hasn't let go of Kou's leg, though! Kou trying to get up--Colley rushing in! JACKNIFE PIN outta nowhere! One! Two! Th---too damn close! Kou slips free, but that was almost it! And I think Kou knows it! Both up, and Kou's looking more cautious now... Beegee: See, Kou's a range fighter. With those legs, he has to be. But if Colley presses the inside advantage and keeps him grounded, there's nothing short of a lucky shot or a miracle that can save Leifoh. Kanyon: And we saw a good example... Kou keeping Colley away with a few kicks, but Colley pressing closer to him... big roundhouse ducked by the cano-sapien and--Hentaipleeeeeeex! Beautiful german right there! Kou looking a tad stunned, and Colley kippuping to his feet! Turning around and getting a handful of Kou's hair... SWEEP KICK puts Colley on the mat, and Kou goes for a quick pin---only two! Clever move there... Beegee: Damn, he's more kick-oriented than Tajiri, and that's saying something... Kanyon: Now *Kou* kippups... and just kinda smirks at Colley! Oh, here we go now! Dogstar's up and he's rushing in--won't he lear--KICK IS CAUGHT, dragon screw... right into the Sharpshooter! Colley wisely working on Kou's legs and keeping him immobile! Even if he doesn't tap, he's gonna feel it later on! Kou... reaching... reaching... ropes! And Colley breaks the hold reluctantly. Beegee: More like the ref had to start the 4-count. Kanyon: True... Kou hauling himself up with the ropes, but Colley's closing in! Colley on him--irish whip... and a BIG flying neckbreaker puts the rookie down! Colley holding on into a side sleeperlock, keeping Kou downed... Kou weasels out of it somehow---FRONT DROPKICK TO THE FACE! Hello! Beegee: Kou's keeping up his end of the bargain, and Colley's gonna hafta switch gears to keep him down! Beautiful counter there! Kanyon: Kou taunting Colley, telling him to get up... and Colley does! Kou running in, going for a Double Spin Kick---COLLEY TWISTS AND CATCHES KOU! POWERBOMB! TWO! And dammit all, THIRD IMPACT! But... no pin! Colley going over to Kou... and hamming it up for the crowd! Ladies and gentlemen-- Beegee: Bad move, Colley, BAD MOVE. Kanyon: --the most electrifying ripoff of the more electrifying move in sports entertainment today! The Cano's Elb---KICK TO THE HEAD! A desperation kick saves Kou from the Cano's Elbow, but he barely looks able to get up! Colley's stunned, too... and here comes the ten-count... Colley up at seven, and stalking Kou! Going for the hair--ANOTHER SWEEP! And a quick reverse leg grapevine on Dogstar! Kou going for the submission, but Colley's pretty damn close to the ropes... reaching... got 'em! Kou lets go, but he's looking to have gotten a second wind... up on his feet, giving Colley a few stomps to the back... and a falling heel kick! Kou's hamming it up again... he almost got beat, he should pin the damn guy... Beegee: Rookie mistake... dunno if he'll get away with it, though. Kanyon: And here comes Colley, finally... backing into the corner, and Kou's all over him---JESUS! How fast was that?! I counted five kicks there... but Colley's down! Beegee: Seven. Kanyon: Seven kicks! Yeah! Damn, he's a quick little bugger... Beegee: Kou looking at Colley... and oh, he better not! Going for a Bronco Buster and gets a boot to the balls! BIG mistake, Leifoh! Kanyon: Colley hauling himself up, and marching over to Kou! Kick to the gut---ONE! TWO! THIRD FREAKING IMPACT! And *this* time we got a pin! One... two... three! Clean one there, but I think Colley's feeling it... Beegee: Gotta hands it to Leifou, though. He gave it a good shot. Just made to rookie mistakes against an EAW veteran. Anyway, seems that Pamela's fine now, so lemme go. Later, handsome. Kanyon: Seeya, Beeg! And welcome back, Pamela. Pamela: Kou lost. ;_; Kanyon: ... we'll be right back. Yeesh. **Commercial Break** Kanyon: Well Pamela, this night is going to get a lot more violent in a few seconds here. Pamela: You said it Kanyon! David Flair is going to severely injure 3 wannabe EAW Superstars, and beat another EAW Superstar. Kanyon: ... what is with the great love for David Flair? He's a married man... Pamela: His ONLY flaw, Kanyon. ^^ Kanyon: ... riiight. "Conflict" by Disturbed cues up first, and the crowd starts to boo heavily. Kanyon: Apparently, Nova wanting to be the first one to enter the ring in this match... I don't know if that's crazy or part of a plan... Pamela: It's called "Showing the best", Chris. Starting off with the best, and ending with the best as well. Kanyon: Nova coming out to the ring now, being flanked by his manager Crysta... and she seems to be happy about this match. Pamela: She should... her boy has the second best chance of winning this match... next to the EAW Triple-Crown Champion himself. Kanyon: Crysta probably would disagree with you... she would think he has the best chance... but so does our next combatant... "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park cues up next, and the reaction starts to change dramatically, as the famous Canadian makes his way to the ring. Kanyon: At the reaction from this capacity crown changing quickly... as one of the most prolific wrestlers of our time makes his way to the ring. Pamela: Bah. His day is LONG gone, Kanyon! He's just a pretender of a wrestler who wears pink now. Kanyon: Pam... I would LOVE to hear you say that to his face sometime. Pamela: Er... I'll pass on that. ^^ Kanyon: I thought you would. Nova looks ready to start this match as soon as Hart gets into the ring... but the entrances aren't done yet... Pamela: What? As if on cue... *KRAAAA-AAAASH!* "Glass Shatters" by Disturbed starts to play next, and the cheers continue, if not intensify, as the bald Texan makes his way to the ring next. Kanyon: And listen to that crowd cheer for the Texas Rattlesnake! "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is determined to get in that ring and kick ass... Pamela: Bleh. He shouldn't even be in this match... he's been here less than a month PLUS said himself that he doesn't really care about whether or not he gets this title. Kanyon: Well, though he may not really care about getting the belt that is on the line in this match, he can use this match to help boost his career. That and kicking ass is probably the reason he's still deciding to fight this bout. Pamela: Exactly! They should have taken him out of the match and put someone who is DESERVING and WANTING of the EAW Triple Crown Championship. Kanyon: You mean like this next one does... I suggest you hold your ears, Pamela... "It's Love" starts to play... and the crowd ERUPTS in cheers, even louder than the reaction for Austin's, as Oseiko makes her way to the ring, smiling to the crowd on the way. Pamela: KANYON... CAN YOU HEAR ME? Kanyon: HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Pamela: NEVERMIND! Kanyon: YES, SHE IS KIND! OSEIKO MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING NOW... THE YOUNGEST OF ALL THE FIGHTERS IN THIS MATCH... "It's Love" screeches to a halt... and as soon as the crowd dies down from their frenzy... "Superstar" by Saliva starts to play, and the whole arena starts booing. Kanyon: A COMPLETE 180 reaction by the crowd now, as it shows that hatred for David Flair knows no country barriers! Pamela: No matter which country... people have NO respect for real talent... like David Flair here and his wife Kelly. Kanyon: David MAY fit that someday... Kelly NEVER will though. Pamela: Pessimist. David now stepping in the ring... and now the bell rings! The match has begun! EAW Triple Crown Title Match Oseiko vs. Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin vs. Nova vs. David Flair (c) Kanyon: And look at this, as soon as the bell rings, everyone is going right after David Flair! Pamela: HEY! It's elimination style! Clear the ring first! Kanyon: I think that everyone in that ring just wants a piece of David... except for Nova... who grabs Oseiko and just FLINGS her into the cage wall! Pamela: YES! THANK YOU NOVA! Kanyon: Nova now picking off Austin from the brawling now... and now it's just Bret Hart and David Flair brawling against each other. Pamela: And look at the Legend Killer start to take it to the Hitman! Hard Flair Chops right to the chest of Hart! Kanyon: David Flair taking after his father very well, and weakening his challenger with those knife-edges... but not enough to completely keep Bret at bay... and the Hitman now returning the favor. Pamela: Hey, who exactly doe Bret think he is? Only Flairs are allowed to use those moves! AND HEY... STOP DOUBLE-TEAMING ON NOVA! Kanyon: Oseiko apparently recovered from hitting her head on that adamendium cage... and now she and Austin are kicking and punching away at Nova. Oseiko with a hard sidekick to Nova's face... and going for the first cover! One . . TWO... and Bret accidentally pushes David on top of both of them. Pamela: Hehehehehe... did you see that. Bret was stupid enough to cost a big threat from being eliminated from this match. And David kicking Austin's leg out before he gets too close. Kanyon: David and Nova getting up to their feet now... and David talking to Nova... what's this? Pamela: It looks like the two of them have made their alliance official! Nova and David going right to work on Bret Hart first apparently... Kanyon: But it's technically a 3 on 2 match right now, as Austin and Oseiko managing to split apart the new union of wrestlers, and now going to double team them! Pamela: HEY! They can't do that... they're hurting the final two of the match! Kanyon: Your opinion about the outcome only, Pamela. Oseiko with a flurry of kicks on the young Flair, and look at Austin kick away Nova! Pamela: But these two are giving Bret Hart a chance to recover... and despite how much he's outclassed against Flair and Nova, he's a great threat to Austin and Oseiko. Kanyon: And for once, Pamela is right, as Hart yanks the leg out from under Oseiko, having her slam right on the mat face first. And David now helping his unofficial partner for this match against the Rattlesnake... and Austin now is in trouble. Pamela: As well he should. I mean... how can they let someone as drunk as this guy get to the top of the business? Take a look at this... David and Nova grabbing the legs of Austin... and a modified suplex! Kanyon: A very innovative move for sure by David Flair and Nova... and at the same time, Oseiko fighting out of a leg hold by Bret Hart... using her amazing amount of reversal skills to counter. Pamela: I don't know which I should support in that little fight more, though: Ninja Girl or Pink boy. Kanyon: ... anyway... Oseiko kipupping to her feet now, and Hart getting to his as well... the two of them staring each other down... as Nova and David Flair kick at Austin as he's down in the corner... Pamela: I wouldn't think about what you're thinking, you two fems... Kanyon: Pamela, Bret's a guy. Pamela: Well, he acts femmy. Kanyon: Ugh... there's no stopping you... Nova and David turning around... right into the waiting attacks by Oseiko and Hart! Bret Hart now wrenching away at the legs of David Flair, and a hard spin kick by Oseiko in the face! Pamela: Oseiko and Hart may have saved Steve Austin and are harming the only two worthy contenders... but Austin doesn't seem too pleased... Oseiko and Hart with a double suplex on Flair onto Nova... and Austin clotheslining them both! Kanyon: Austin showing that he really doesn't trust anybody, and now stomping away at the downed Bret Hart! Pamela: And Oseiko... is going to help Bret Hart again. But David and Nova playing it smart... and just letting these three fight it out! That's why they're the smartest two people in this match! Kanyon: Austin starting to slug away at Oseiko... no, Oseiko blocking with her skills, and catches Austin with a quick sit-out jawbreaker! Pamela: Wow... she's fighting tooth and nail in there against the tough Texan... but she took her eyes off of the Hitman and gets nailed by him! Kanyon: And David and Nova just laughing as they watch this happen. Aren't they going to get back into the ring? Pamela: All in good time, Kanyon. They are just deciding to pick their spots. Hart has Oseiko out of the ring again... and it looks like it's time for them to strike. Kanyon: Nova and David Flair like a pack of vultures, going right after the downed Austin... WHO WAS PLAYING DEAD! Austin kicking both Nova and David in the gut, and DDTs Nova! Pamela: EEP! Come on David, get up! There... grabbing Austin's foot, and dropping his weight against the leg... but that cheater Austin raking the eyes of the Champion! Kanyon: Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring... Hart has managed to keep the feisty Oseiko down... and is getting booed now as he puts Oseiko in a figure-four on the ringpost. Pamela: Well, for one good thing, people are actually booing Bret Hart in Japan... just what he deserves. Kanyon: Hart letting go of the hold now... and Oseiko looks to be in pain, as well she should. Austin sending David Flair into the corner opposite of Oseiko and Hart... and stomping away at him! Pamela: And these Japanese idiots... are not doing the right chant. If you're gonna cheer him, go "WHAT", not "NANI!" Kanyon: Pam... Nani is the Japanese word for What. Pamela: ... I knew that. Kanyon: Right... Nova now getting back into the ring... and he's got a lead pipe with him! Nova bashing at the legs of Bret Hart... and going to attack Oseiko now... she ducks... and has the pipe in HER HAND! Pamela: Damn these Ninjas! They should not be allowed into this company. Kanyon: EAW doesn't discriminate, Pammy. Austin getting David Flair up to his feet now... and he's calling for the Stunner! And gets it! Pamela: NOO! Get up David... get up! Kanyon: Austin going for the cover... WHAT THE HELL? Pamela:... WOAH! BROCK LESNAR JUST CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! And he just YANKS Austin off of David Flair! Kanyon: Austin just turning around now... Lesnar getting the Texan Up... and F5's Austin! David recovering slowly... getting up with Lesnar's help. Pamela: Ooh... this is great! And Lesnar... he's now taking out Bret Hart... F5 on the Hitman by the REAL WWE Champion! Kanyon: David Flair locking Austin in the Legendary end now... Austin I believe is down and out... the shoulders are down... One . . TWO . . THREE! Pamela: DING DONG, THE BASTARD'S GONE! Kanyon: Ugh... Brock Lesnar, who has NO business being her tonight, just cost Austin his shot at being the EAW Triple Crown Champion... and now he's taking out Bret Hart with an F5! Pamela: HEY! Who the hell is opening that cage door? This is supposed to be a modified Cell match... keep the door closed! Kanyon: They're doing that to get Lesnar out of the ring, Pamela. The referee's are all trying to restrain Lesnar... and finally, Heyman coming to the ring. Pamela: The ONLY man that has SOME semblance of control over the REAL World Champion! And Lesnar smiling at the damage that he has caused. Kanyon: But meanwhile, Oseiko is holding both Nova and David Flair at bay with her skills. Hard kicks and chops of various types by the young ninja... Pamela: Bah... does she have any idea who she's dealing with? Kanyon: I think she does... she just tosses Nova out of the ring... and grabs David Flair... LYGERBOMB! Cover... but the referee is distracted with the effort to get Austin out. Pamela: Hey, for once the referee did a GOOD thing! And Nova with a sliding dropkick in the head of Oseiko! Kanyon: The referee realizing too late that Oseiko had David beat... and now Austin getting out of the cage... what the hell? Pamela: Hey, police officers! They're probably the fashion police... coming to arrest Bret Hart for garish looks. Kanyon: No... they're... going after Oseiko! What could this be about? They're... THEY'RE CUFFING OSEIKO! Pamela:... oh yes, now I get it! YES! TAKE THAT MURDERING BITCH OUT OF HERE! Kanyon: Oseiko... trying to fight it... but they've cuffed her now... and David with a steel chair... Pamela: David dropkicking that chair right into Oseiko's face! BRILLIANT! Kanyon: Cheep shot artist... thy name is David Flair. He's going for the cover now... One . . TWO . . Pamela: THREE! David has just eliminated 2/5ths of the competition! Kanyon: But not until outside circumstances eliminated those two. And Oseiko now being drug, cuffed, out of the ring. Pamela: SO LONG! GOOD RIDDENCE! LEAVE THE MATCH TO *REAL* TALENT! Kanyon: PAM! Pay attention to the match at hand. Pamela: Right... well, we have David Flair... we have Nova... and we have pink boy! Double team city! Kanyon: And Hart right now in no condition to fight... .David going for the cover again... One . . TWO . . KICKOUT by Hart! Pamela: What the hell? Where did he get that energy reserve from? He should have just lost! Kanyon: Bret getting up to her feet now from this attack... and getting ready to attack David... but Nova right there to help with a double team attack! Pamela: Yeah! That's the way we like it, boys! Nova grabbing Bret now... German Suplex... with a neckbreaker by David! Cover... One . . TWO... and... no! Kanyon: Bret Hart is STILL fighting through all of this... showing why he earned all his title reigns. Nova and David Flair still fighting a 2 on 1 battle. Pamela: And judging by the way Hart is getting beaten on... it looks like that's how this match will end. David and Nova fighting as if they were tag team partners! Kanyon: David telling Nova to hold Hart now... going to pick his shots on him... and Nova with a full nelson as Flair punches away at Hart's gut. Off the ropes now... HART MOVES! And David blasts his unofficial partner with a hard clothesline! Pamela: EEEP! This isn't good for this newly forming team! Hart grabbing Flair now... and a Russian Leg Sweep by the Hitman! Come on David... get up! Kanyon: Nova getting back up to his feet, and Hart grabs him... Suplex by the Hitman! Bret Hart is on a roll now... setting up both David and Nova in the corner... and second rope elbow onto both of them! Pamela: Hey! He can't do that... it just isn't right! Hart not even waiting for Nova to get up to his feet as he tosses him outside the ring! Kanyon: Bret Hart grabbing the legs of David Flair now... and he's calling for the Sharpshooter! This is going to be it for the Legend Killer... Pamela: But Nova is ready for this! He's got a steel chair on the outside of the ring... and bashes Bret Hart's brains in! David rolling up Hart now! One . . TWO . . THREE! Kanyon:... damnit, this is gonna give David Flair an even BIGGER ego than he already has had. Pamela: Just call it like you see it, Kanyon! David Flair has not only eliminated Oseiko Connelly... but Steve Austin and Bret Hart as well! David Flair truly is the Legend Killer! Kanyon: But now what? David and Nova the last two participants in this match... and they've been fighting as a unit for this entire match! What will happen now... both are in the ring together... Pamela: Uh oh... listen to what David is saying... "This hand is glowing with an awesome power"... this is it! He's going for an ultimate Japanese attack... Kelly cheering on, Crysta looking worried... Kanyon: David setting up something... what... .. Pamela: SHINING FINGER! AND NOVA GOES DOWN IN A HEAP! Kanyon:... he just touched Nova's chest lightly. What bullshit is this? Nova sold it like he was getting killed or something. Pamela: It's an age-old technique, Kanyon. VERY powerful... Kanyon: Cut the crap... Nova's just throwing this fight. David locking in the Legendary End now... Crysta seems pissed right now... and Nova tapping. *ding ding ding* As "Superstar" starts to play up again, the crowd in Japan boos at the top of their lungs. Kanyon: I have to agree with this crowd. David Flair just paid off Nova so he would have an almost guaranteed shot to win this match. Pamela: Oh, stop your bitching Kanyon. David Flair has just proven how brilliant he is... and he is STILL the EAW Triple Crown Champion... and has PROVEN his status as a legend killer! Kanyon: Ugh... folks, we'll be back after this. **Commercial Break** "Amplifier" by The Deadlights begins to play as we come back from break... Kanyon: Welcome everyone, back to EAW Riot Rulz! Pamela: It's main event time, featuring the Tag Team of the 3rd Millenium back in fine form to face World Champion Michael Connelly and the Hurricane. Kanyon: This match was sparked when S&M took offense to some comments Michael made towards them... while Hurricane offered to be Michael's partner out of his disgust with S&M. Pamela: Of course, S&M looking to get back on the winning track, and THIS looks like a good place to start. Kanyon: Unless they..you know... LOSE! Pamela: Yeah, right... like that's gonna happen. It's S&M! They only lose in flukes. =op Kanyon: I guess flukes are more common these days... Pamela: SHADDUP!! Capetta: Tonight's main event is scheduled for one fall with TV time remaining. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 605 pounds... Spike and Morty, the tag team combination of S&M!! The two are booed heavily as they come out, and soon the fans begin chanting, in English, "man whores" directed at the pair. Kanyon: *snicker* And these Japanese fans already getting on S&M's case. And seems they know some English as well. Pamela: Oh, can it Chris. =op So they're a pair of YOUNG STUDS? So what? Kanyon: Well, ain't JR so I ain't about to agree-- STAND BACK!!!! "Dare" by Stan Bush cues up... Pamela: Ah... here comes the first opponent, Mr. Furious himself. Beware, guys... =op Kanyon: Hurricane with a personal stake in this match, at least in his opinion. I am far from an S&M fan, but even I think that maybe Hurricane is percieving a threat where there is none. Pamela: YOU CALLING SPIKE AND MORTY NOT A THREAT?! Kanyon: To Molly? No. Pamela: Oh... right. They do seem rather... enamored with her. Kanyon: Right. Capetta: And their opponents... first, form Raleigh, North Carolina and weighing in at 191 pounds--the Hurricane-- "Broken" by Bruce Dickinson cues up next. Pamela: Here's the one S&M wants to REALLY go after--not only for revenge, but to give them a little more of a claim as top dogs around here. Kanyon: No doubt they're planning something like that. Of course, probably not through the most fair of means... After a series of fireworks, Michael appears on the stage with the title belt around his waist. Capetta: And his partner... he weighs in at 235 pounds... and is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion--"Code Red" Michael Connelly!! Kanyon: And--what tha? I've just received word that Oseiko has--escaped from police custody with the use of a smoke bomb. Her whereabouts are unknown at this time... Pamela: Huh? She's a fugitive now? Kanyon: Guess so... Pamela: You know, I didn't really think she did it... but this isn't helping matters. =0p She'll probably leave a note that it was a one-armed man and have Mikey point fingers at the Def Leppard drummer. Kanyon: ... er, well, that doesn't seem like Oseiko at all. Of course, Michael probably a bit distraught going into this, and doesn't even know about this... Connelly races down towards the ring, and slaps hands with fans before sliding inside the ring, and moonsaulting off a turnbuckle down onto his feet. He and Helms shake hands and discuss stragety. Kanyon: Looks like Hurricane and Morty to start-- Tag Team Match S&M vs "Code Red" Michael Connelly and the Hurricane *ding, ding* Kanyon: Morty with the headlock--Hurricane slipping free--knee into the back, and going for a suplex--blocked--arm wringer by Morty, anda knee into the stomach. Into the ropes, and a shoulderblock puts Hurricane now! Pamela: Morty posing, and mocking the Hurricane--ROLL UP BY HURRICANE--ONE COUNT ONLY! Kanyon: Back up, and Morty surprised by that, and whips Hurricane into the ropes--catches him for a spinebu--DDT COUNTER BY THE HURRICANE! Hurricane back up, and now a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP by Hurricane! Back up--drops the leg across the throat-- . . . ONE! . ... kickout! Pamela: Hurricane showing off his quickness here... sends Morty into the corner--springs up with the second rope, and a high kick in the corner! Right hands in the corner--grabbed by the throat--and Morty tosses HIM into the corner! Kanyon: Morty with hard rights now, and pummeling Hurricane--TAGS IN SPIKE!! Hurricane sent to the ropes--the SKULLSPIKE!! Morty to the outside, and Spike sending Hurricane back into the corner, and puts the boot up under the throat. Pamela: Spike smacking Hurricane around, mocking him, and climbing up... ONE! TWO! THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! EIGHT!! Kanyon: Hurricane with a sit out powerbomb counters!! Hurricane back up, and grabbing Spike in a headlock--set up..and a TORNADO DDT!! . . . ONE! . . . Tw--kickout! Pamela: Spike kicking out, and now Hurricane trying to set up a German suplex--elbowed off by Spike... Spike whips him, and a FLYING FOREARM by Hurricane puts him down! Hurricane stomps away... and hits the ropes, springs off..ASAI MOO--CAUGHT JUST BEFORE IMPACT BY SPIKE! Spike standing up, and hoisting Hurricane overhead!! Tossed up and CRASHES DOWN onto the mat!! Pamela: From about 9 feet above the mat, and straight down!! Kanyon: And Hurricane in trouble now... needs to make the tag. Connelly reaching out for it, but Hurricane grabbed by the legs and dragged away... picked up pounded on the upper back with forearms--set up, and the DIVING POWERBOMB on Hurricane! . . . ONE! . . . TWO--and the kickout! Pamela: Hurricane needs to make the tag, but Spike keeping him far from his corner, and playing with him almost... pick up, and drops him throat first across the ropes!! Picking him up from behind, could be a HUGE backdrop here, and--Hurricane fighting back--leaping up on the shoulders of Spike!! Right hands by the Hurricane!! Tries to powerbomb him down--COUNTERED INTO A FACE PLANT!! Kanyon: Hurricane fells the giant Spike, and now crawling towards his corner--TAG MADE!! Connelly in! Spike getting up only to be stopped short by a fresh Connelly... right hands setting him up, whips him to the ropes, and a HIGH jumping roundhouse knocks the big man down!! Connelly picking him up, and ramming the knee into the mat! Going for a spinning toe hold--Spike LAUNCHING him off! Michael back up--caught charging in, and pancaked to the mat with the Flesh Hammer! Boots to the stomach, and Spike tagging in Morty. Pamela: Connelly and Morty physically comparable, though Connelly is the "big man" for his team and Morty the "little man." Both rather agile yet powerful and versitile. Kanyon: Well, Michael is perhaps the better all arounder, and after the double stompin' Morty sends Connelly into the ropes, and a back body drop by Morty! Picked up, and tossed into the corner... charges in-- Pamela: GOOOOORE!! GOOOOOOOORE!! GOOOOOOOOORE!! in the corner!! Connelly in pain, and Morty springing on him--Monkey flip roll through into a chokehold!! Kanyon: Five count administered, and the break on Four. Rights by Morty, and Michael pulled up to his feet and pummeled across the back... whipped into the ropes, and a tilt a whirl BACKBREAKER by Morty! Pushing down on his chin to keep the pressure on the base of the spine. Pamela: Picking up Connelly now and digging the knee into the back as he locks a hold of the chin--Michael kneeing him in the ribs to escape, and Morty responds with a knee lift. Michael slipping free, and tripping up Morty. Modified anklelock, but Morty kicking him off. Michael up, and nails a mid-level kick to the back of the head! Picks up Morty--set up, and a T-BONE SUPLEX by Michael! Michael picks him up, and hits the double underhook suplex... roll over, and hits a rolling senton splash to the lower back on Morty. Stomping at the kidneys now, and sends Spike into the corner... to the apron, and set up for a suplex out of the ring!! Spike trips him up from the outside--and Morty suplexes Michael into the ring! Floatover-- . . . ONE! . . . Tw--kickout. Morty picking up Connelly by the hair and pummeling on the back--knee into the side of the head, and a wristlock now. Tag made to Spike. Spike with a MASSIVE boot to the side of the head! Pamela: Ya like feet, Mikey? There's one for ya... OOH, the other one. And Spike mauling at Connelly. Tosses him--SHOULDER FIRST into the corner! Kanyon: And now dragging him out by the legs... set up now, hoisting him up by the legs, and a REVERSE POWERBOMB slams him face-first onto the mat! Cover! . . . ONE! . . . TWO! ... Kickout! Pamela: Michael pummeled some more, and tossed into the ropes--ducks the clothesline--to the other ropes--LOW BRIDGE BY MORTY!! Kanyon: Connelly taking a spill to the outside, and Morty now punishing him some, and rams him back first into the side of the apron, before tossing him back in! Spike dragging him towards the center of the ring--STANDING ON HIS BACK NOW!! Both feet! All of his weight on the back of the World Champion! Pamela: Spike's hardly a hundred-and-change teenage girl like Oseiko... that's nearly 350 pounds! Kanyon: Spike with a camel clutch as he kneels over Connelly... checking in now, and may be able to get the submission... Michael shaking his head, but the pain obvious... trying to crawl towards the ropes, though they're far away... Pamela: Spike screaming in his face, as Michael tries to wriggle free--getting off of him now, and the claw applied now... but getting ever closer--and grabs the rope. Spike lets go, and picks up Connelly--sets him up on his shoulders now--ENZUI GIRI variation by Michael! Spike knocked off balance--WAISTLOCK!! And can it be--YESITIS!!--GERMAN SUPLEX BY CONNELLY!! INTO A BRIDGE!! . . . ONE! . . . TWO!! . Spike kicks out!! Kanyon: Michael up, and leveling Spike with a series of kicks... whips him into the corner--tag to Hurricane. Michael charging in--SPEAR into the corner! Spike staggering out of the corner dazed--Michael on all fours--Hurricane springs onto his back--leaps over and hits the OVERCAST from the Poetry in Motion position! Cover by Hurricane! . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . Kickout! And Michael up on top--leaping back kick catches Spike by surprise, and Michael back outside of the ring! Pamela: Spike in need of a tag, and Hurricane and Connelly have taken control of the match--Hurricane setting up Spike for the Eye of the Hurricane--and hits it!! Cover! . . . ONE! . . . TWO! ... .Morty makes the save! Kanyon: Morty with a full nelson SLAM on Hurricane! Risking disqualification here, and being admonished by the referee... and forced back out to the apron. Pamela: Gives Spike the chance to cover-- . . . ONE! . . . TWO!--kickout! Kanyon: Spike picking up Hurricane... set up--HURRICANE blocks the suplex--VERTICAL SUPLEX BY HURRICANE!! Spike taken down, and getting up--SHINING WIZARD BY Hurricane!! . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . ... NO! Pamela: The fans LOVED to see that move--but S&M are just too damn tough to stay down. Hurricane heading to the top now... off the top ro--SPIKE UP AND CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR!! Now puts him in the Hanging Mask!! And SLAMS him down to the mat on the back of his head!! Kanyon: Cover by Spike-- . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . ... KICKOUT! Pamela: Spike makes the tag to Morty, and now LEGALLY Morty in, as they double team Hurricane. Pick up, and both against the opposite ropes--and S&M hits the..um.."Gangbang." Kanyon: Right. =0p Morty cover-- . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . . NO!! NO!! Hurricane gets the shoulder up! Morty picking him up, and sends him into the ropes, DROPKICK COUNTER BY THE HURRICANE! Morty back up, and a spinning heel kick from Hurricane! Pick up--HURRICANE WITH THE CHOKESLAM on Morty!! . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . ... .NO! Pamela: Connelly tagged in, and Hurricane with a wristlock--CONNELLY SPRINGS IN WITH THE CONNELLY COMET, taking Morty down to the mat!! Hurricane quickly up to the top rope--and Connelly asists--ROCKET LAUNCHER!! Connelly with the cover... . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . --NO! Connelly up and over--to the ropes--SPIKE BLINDSIDES Connelly from behind! Morty up, and tags in Spike again... Kanyon: Spike in, and quickly drops the leg on Connelly... picks him up, and a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Spike showing up a little himself--and Morty with the MORTALITY SPLASH! Spike covers-- . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . Kickout! Pamela: Spike pounding on the back some more, and setting up a pumphandle--KANGAROO KICK! And Michael escapes! Up now and to the ropes... FACE CRUSHER from behind by Connelly! Spike getting up--diving front dropkick into the face! Cover!! . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . NO!! Kanyon: And CONNELLY MAKES THE TAG!! Hurricane and Connelly now with stinging kicks to Spike... pick up, and sent into the ropes... caught--and a SPINEBUSTER/CRIMSON TIDE COMBINATION!! Hurricane covers-- . . . ONE! . . . TWO! . . . MORTY WITH THE WORLD TITLE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! *ding, ding* Kanyon: DECKS CONNELLY WITH IT!! And helping Spike up--and now both of them attacking Hurricane and Connelly... Morty up top--uh oh.... and the D.M.X. on Hurricane!! Morty back up... D.N.R. on Connelly!! Capetta: The winners of this match, by disqualification... Michael Connelly and the Hurricane! Pamela: Oh sure... they really look like it... Kanyon: Well, S&M still not with that big win they need since their return, but as far as they're concerned, they're winners tonight... thanks everyone for tuning in to Riot Rulz! Pamela: Bah..they WON in my opinion too... Kanyon: For Pamela Paulshock, I'm Chris Kanyon--goodnight!!
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