Fireworks explode from the stage as we open to the Cobo Hall! Signs visible in the crowd tonight...

"BACON BACON EVERYWHERE SO THE PIGS EAT MY SHORTS, JIM!", "BLAME CANADA!", "Vega is Gay!", "Mollys Mollys everywhere, and not a butt to grab", "Troublemaker! Tell us again how Sheeps bladders my be employed to prevent Earthquakes!", "I'M *STILL* KENNY ROGERS", and the ever popular "Hi Mom" sign.

Kanyon: Welcome everybudda, here tonight for EAW Riot Rulz! I'm Chris Kanyon, here with Pamela Paulshock, and set for live action here tonight, featuring both the former and current world champion!

Pamela: And let's not forget...VEGA'S on the show. Mmm...(she hugs herself)

Kanyon: Geez girl, get a grip already.

"Superstar" suddenly cues up...and teh crowd instantly goes into major booing.

Pamela: Oooh...just as good. The EAW Extreme Champion himself is gonna grace us with his presence! What a great opening segment!

Kanyon: Geez, you are as deluded as he is.

David Flair gets into the ring, soaking up the reaction he's getting as if he were being cheered as loudly as Michael Connelly.

"Ah, it's good to be before my loving and adoring public." he says, grinning. "Yes, it is I...the last bastion of hope for the wrestling world: Your Extreme Champion, David Flair."

The crowd boos even more now. "Now, as you people know...some people have been upset with me for some god-only-knows-why reason. My answer to them...GET A DAMN LIFE! Stop bitching about what *I* do an concentrate on your own damn fumbling careers. First of all, you have Randy Savage..."

David stops as the crowd erupts into cheers for that name. "A guy who's so old he wrestled with Adam, and there was a run in by Eve. Savage...you want a piece of me just because you're jealous your butt-buddy Bret got some...big deal. You're just a footnote, Savage. What do I mean? Simple: Think of it this way. Your World Title reigns lasted minimal times. And each time you lost it, you were PUMMELED by the person who took it from you. You will be only remembered for having one good match with Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat and that's it. It will be a pleasure disposing of you."

"Now...as far as the opponent AFTER Savage...that would be The Croc...er, Rock...."

The crowd cheers once again at the mention of the Rock...a Rocky chant cuing up from the crowd.

"Ugh...how HE got so popular one will never know. He has minmal moves, boring interviews, and an ego the size of Texas. PLUS he doesn't even give a damn about the business anymore...always concerned about movies and shit like that now." he says, rolling his eyes. "If you're ever remembered as a great wrestler, I will be SEVERELY surprised." he says bitterly. "But anyway...Rock...I hope to GOD that you win at Vengence. You wanna know why? Because when I defeat you while you're the Extreme Champion, then EVERYONE will know that I am a future legend...someone that you will NEVER forget!

The crowd boos even louder at this, and an "asshole" chant starts up...David blinks.

"Am I truely an asshole for being someone who is trying to better his career, make himself someone who will never be forgotten? If I am, I'd rather be an asshole than a pathetic puss like half the EAW Roster."

The boos intensify. David ignores them.

"Lastly...Oseiko. I don't know WHERE she gets off thinking that she's worthy enough to get a re-match against yours truely, but let me just say this...as long as I'm champion, you will NEVER get a rematch against me. Now if you all excuse me, I have a wife to get back to.

"Superstar" plays again, as David leads the ring.

Pamela: WHOO! David Flair tells it like it is!

Kanyon: Ugh, that egotistical, uncaring...can we go to a new segment?

We open up as we find Savvy, in a zip-up short dress and fishnet stockings, tying up her high heeled boots. Suddenly Crash Holly enters, but not her Crash...

"Hey Crashy..." Savvy greets, then notices his hair color. "What happened to your hair color?"

"Well..." Crash thinks, hoping to find an excuse before he's found out. "I just decided to go with my natural hair color. I mean, I'm not really blonde."

"Well okay, I guess it's fair that I be honest, too. To tell you the truth, I'm not really a redhead."

"What?!?" Crash replies, a bit in shock.

"That's right. Frosti and I are really blondes."

"Really..." Crash goes into his "thinking" pose. "Well...gotta go see my cus's match." He walks off, as Savvy watches.

Holy Sidekicks! It's Mighty Molly!

"Supergirl" by Shonen Knife cues up and Mighty Molly steps out onto the stage. She looks very determined and a bit distraut, probably over what was reveiled on Legend's Corner. She begins her way tot he ring.

Capetta: Making her way to the ring, representing EAW, from Mobile, Alabama... Mighty Molly!

Pamela: I guess this just goes to show. There's no such thing as pure and wholesome, except for the REAL Molly Holly, from WWE.

Kanyon: I refuse to beleive she's as bad as that fake brunette makes her out to be.

Pamela: Hey, you just have to see the footage. She's with Nova AND going behind his back with Hurricane.

Molly's WWE music cues and the defender of virtue steps out, looking about with a rather "Holier than Thou" smile.

Capetta: And her opponant, representing WWE, from Mobile, Al, and the WWE Women's Champion... Molly Molly!

Molly stands on the apron and smugly holds her belt up before climbing in.

Kanyon: This is gonna be an interesting match. To make things easy, We'll refer to Mighty Molly as MM, and Molly Holly as MH.

Pamela: And MH wasting no time, charging in. MM jumps over MH and MH comes off the ropes with a forearm to the back of MM's head. MH whipping MM into the corner and... Whoa! Going for some of the big guns early, backflipping beautifully and landing an elbow into the mush of MM, following up with a bulldog.

Kanyon: MM gaining an early advantage here in the start. MM getting up... MH reaching in and MM mustering up an armdrag. MM up now and reached down for MH, but she slides under MM and hops to her feet, kicking MM in the small of the back! Ruthless moves from the self proclaimed paragon of virtue here. MH now turning MM over for a pin, but not even a one-count.

Pamela: Holly wanting to finish this quick, but too early. MM standing up and turn around.. OH! Into a hard slap and then a high kick to the face. MM falling backward on the ropes and to the outside. MM laying down and MH climbing to the ring apron... springboard Moonsault to the outside!! But MM just rolled out of the way, leaving nothing between MH and the hard ground but air!

Kanyon: MM to the apron and MH starting to her feet. MM jumping to the top rope, perching there a moment before springing off it backwards performing a mule/dropkick to MH! MH falling back against the gaurd rail.

Crowd: Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t!

Pamela: MM lifting MH up and rolling her back into the ring. MM climbing in. MH fighting agasint her now, whipping MM across the ring. MM coming back and MH hops up onot MM's shoulders and sends her down with a hurricanrana.

Kanyon: MH stomping away. She's put MM in a leglock, renching back hard on that knee! Smart move here. Cut down MM's mobility and you cut down her arsenal. MH now pulling MM up and whipping her to the corner. Going for another springboard Back Elbow... MMs duck under it and catches MH with an armdrag and as she gets up kicks MH into the corner. She backs up.. And three beautiful flips with an Elbow of her own!

Pamela: MH stumbling out of the corner and receiving a hard right to the face. It wakes MH upa bit and they are trading hard shots. MH snapmares MM. MM is quick to her feet with an armdrag, and MH up and slides under MM. MM turning to duck a clothsline. It's a bevy of reversals! And they both turn to face each other with middle kicks at the same time, hitting feet and pushing each other to their Ghetto Posteriors!

Kanyon: The Molly's staring each other down and slowly getting up. MH holding her arms out for a textbook Elbow-Shoulder Tie-up. Both of these... er.. this young... Molly, either one, as trained by Dean Malenko himself and have srong skills in technical wrestling. MM reaching and locking up... and MH kicks MM in the stomach! How virtuous is that!?

Pamela: Hey, it's wrestling, Chris. :P And MH with a vertical suplex, floating over for the pin!

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Kanyon: MH had her back to a dazed MM and jumped backwards, catching MM's head in her arm in a sort of backward Bulldog drop. Nessesity, they say, IS the mother of invention! MH now pulling MM up and a HARD German Suplex, folding MM up at the neck. MM is down and MH bounces off the ropes with a baseball slide Dropkick to the side of MM's head! MM's neck cannot be in good shape at this point. MM's not moving! MH climbing to the top rope now.. and a moonsault and pin of her own!

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Kanyon: And MH manages to kick MM off. The Molly's are up and MH rushes MM. MM jumping over MH and both turning... MM whips MH to the ropes, but MH reverses... MM however reverses again, planting her elbow into MH's face. MH is dazed but shoves MM away... She hops up onto MM's shoulders for a Hurricanrana... MM rolls through with it, back to her feet. They both grab each others hands and tug!

Pamela: Looks like they both had an idea for a whip... OH! PAINFUL! MM just stepped over their arms so MH's arm was between MM's legs and DROPPED DOWN ON IT!

Kanyon: MH holding her arm at the elbow, on the mat. She can't be in good shape. MM climbing up top... And a Diving Elbow! Shades of another one of her Mentors, the Macho Man! She just drove that elbow into the black heart of MH!

Pamela: What are you going on about! MH is PURE! And... Power of the Punch!!!

Kanyon: Pure?! Then how do you account for those knucks she just stuffed back into her pants!

Pamela: What knucks? MM is dazed and laid out, stiring a bit! MH now ascending the ropes, and perched up top! She's coaxing MM to stand up! This could be it, Chris! MM stumbling to her feet... AIR MOLLY!

Kanyon: MH just landed on MM's shoulders... OH! But MM anticipated! She leand forward and stayed on balance! MH is now on MM's shoulders! MM tossing her off and reaching for her head... could be a Sittdown Facebus... NO!! VALENTINE!! VALENTINE NECKBREAKER HIT IN MID-AIR!

Pamela: It was a move of despiration! MM crawling on top of MH...

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*Ding ding ding!*

WINNER: Mighty Molly!

Kanyon: And Mighty Molly scratches off a win for the EAW and female pride everywhere!!

Pamela: And what do you know about female pride... what dark secrets ar ein there Chris...

Kanyon: Lay off... Mighty Molly, partially out of it is heding up the ramp and tot he back.

Pamela: Molly Holly is just now getting up to her feet, holding onto the ropes. Calling for her WWE Women's Belt and heading up the ramp... Whoa! What's this?!

Trish Stratus' WWE theme hits as Trish comes out to the stage and then down to the

"Hey Molly, I like to congratulate you on that good match you had. You surely kick some ASS."

Molly glares...and says "You should know Trish...since you ARE one."

Suddenly another Trish(?) sneaks up from behind and hits the Stratusfaction.

Pamela: What the hell?!

Kanyon: Looks like the surgeon had some extra putty left! HA!

Molly is confused as the two Trishes smile. "Hey Molly, you're confused, huh? You think there's two of us? Well...you're right. But we're a bit different. Let me just show you the difference." She then pics up Molly and hits what she calls the Stratusfaction Driver. They then make fun of Molly's ass as then Crash comes out and hits a chairshot on Krise and the Spinning Bulldog on Trish. Savvy then follows and goes for Trish but suddenly hits the Final Encounter on Crash, and then a corner trap powerbomb to Molly. She then looks at Crash disgustly as she leaves and says. "Not my Crashy..."

Kanyon and Pamela are left blinking.

Kanyon: And the invasions continue, it seems!

Pamela: Yeah... and so does the action! Stay tuned, if this is any indication, the rest of the show is gonna be incredible!

We are accosted with beautifully rendered CGI of a kid floating down into some water and then opening his eyes. He looks VERY Final Fantasy styled. Then we see him fighting side by side with... Goofy and Donald Duck?! We are given a visual feast of scenes that show the kid and others placed in various Disney settings, such as Little Mermaid, Nightmare Before Christmas, and even the Hundred Acre Wood. One scene, meant to send the Final Fantasy fans screaming, shows a familar blonde guy with spikey hair and a large sword standing with a girl in a pretty pink dress and long brown hair...

The kid begins to go into a serious of sword thrusts with a sword that looks like a giant key and the screen fades black...

"Of Wolf and Man" from the Metallica S&M CD begins to play as we come back from break...

Kanyon: Welcome everyone back to EAW Riot Rulz--and guess this means that Colley decided to come out here in male form after all...

Pamela: He probably enjoys being able to turn into a female a BIT too much...

Kanyon: Well, we'll soon be seeing him, back on EAW TV in a big way, and facing a young upstart competitor, Lexay Too Sexay.

Cappetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Los Angeles , California...he stands 6'3" and weighs in at two hundred and forty seven pounds...'Big Yiffy' Colley DOGSTAAAAAAAAR!!

Kanyon: And Colley looking to make a big impact in singles competition...holding every major title practically, except for the EAW World Title. However, it'll be a little jaunt up the ranks before he can lay claim to a shot at that, but now could be an excellent start.

Pamela: Very much so. He's also one of the few wrestlers in the EAW that can lay claim to be even hairier than the WWE's Albert. Man...he must be uncomfortable in this weather...

Kanyon: Well, I'm sure that after this match it'll be a nice cool shower for Colley...of course, his opponent have likely caused many men to need one...

"Rock The Party (Off The Hook) by P.O.D. cues up, as the crowd continues to cheer...

Kanyon: And from veteran to rookie...Lexay wants to one day be an EAW Tag Team Champion, but her and her partner still have a ways to go before Supply and Demand earn a shot...although they certainly have the talent.

Pamela: Ugh...but that name. Have they NO shame?!

Capetta: And his opponent, from San Francisco, California...she stands 5'10" and weighs in at one hundred and twenty-one pounds...Lexaaaaaaaay Too Sexaaaaaaay!!

Kanyon: Lexay heading down towards the ring, and both of them have been planning their stragety for this match...the Yiffster with the power advantage...Lexay with the speed...and sure to be a fast paced high impact match..and here we go!

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Pamela: WHOA-HOOO! Lexay charging towards Colley, and trying to stun him and take him off his game early--whip to the ropes, and drops down--DROP TOE HOLD by Lexay!!

Kanyon: Grabbing the ankles, and attempting a surfboard--blocked--and Lexay with a chinlock, trying to keep him down anywa--SNAPMARE now, and Lexay tossed right on her plush little rear!

Pamela: Little...sure.

Kanyon: And Colley pulling her up by this pigtails, and set-up--no, Lexay lands behind--quickly now--hooks the arms--backslide now...

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Pamela: Lexay in trouble...and Colley pulling her up...SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!! Lexay rolling out of the ring though--wise move...

Kanyon: Colley following after, and--turns around--SUPERKICK by Lexay catches Colley by surprise!!

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Kanyon: Colley dazed on the apron, and Lexay up on it...and running LEGDROP across the back of the head!

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Pamela: Colley getting it taken to him early, and looking for backdr--NO--Colley with an elbow into the midsection--pick up--DROPPED face first on the apron!

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Kanyon: Colley rolling Lexay back into the ring...recovering now--but Colley now with--a SLINGSHOT SPLASH on top of her!

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Pamela: Dragging Lexay away from the ropes...pick up...and sends her into the Lexay shaking if off--going up top--HEADBUTT into the midsection by Colley! Now...what the heck?

Kanyon: I think I know what he's going for...and Lexay up on his shoulders--ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!! Rolling her over...and in position now...could be the--CANO'S ELBOW!!

Pamela: Idiotic...insipid, ridiculous move...to the ropes...up and over now--the far ropes now and--huh?!

Kanyon: LEXAY SPINNING UP NOW!! Colley stunned to see this--handstand--CATCHES COLLEY BY THE NECK--HURRACANA PIN!!

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Pamela: Colley caught completely by surprise...hmm...wonder what he was so busy looking at?

Kanyon: Well, he was suckered in, but still was able to kick out of the move...and Colley getting up slowly--Lexay off the ropes, and a--TILT A WHIR--NO! Headscissors by Lexay takes him down!! Lexay now...looks like she's going to take another shot at that surfboard she tried earlier..and this modified version--the 69!!

Pamela: Alias "Another-move-showing-what-a-shameless-slut-she-is."

Kanyon: Colley hanging in there...and you can see some obvious frustration on the face of Lexay--letting go of the hold...and now pulling up Colley...pick up now, and INVERTED ATOMIC DROP on Colley--set up--and a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Colley rolling towards the ropes--Lexay grabbing him by the ankle--Colley now--ENZUI GIRI counter on Lexay?!

Pamela: Now...Colley-chan I would excpet that from...but Colley himself?!

Kanyon: Well, Colley showing he has his share of tricks up his sleeve--if his ring attire had sleeves, and pulling up the prone Lexay...and rushingtowardsthecorner--POWERBOMB against the top turnbuckle pad! Lexay prone in the corner...and uh oh...

Pamela: AUUUUUUUGH!! This is disgusting! I shouldn't have to watch this----AHHHHH!

Kanyon: BRONCO BUSTER!! BRONCO BUSTER!! And Lexay devasted here...dragging her out of the corner...and hooks the leg...

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Kanyon: Colley picking up Lexay...elbow shots now...and now a HARD Irish Whip to the corner there...Lexay staggering out--kick to the midsection--EVENFLOW DDT!! And a cover!

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Pamela: Whoa...Lexay so close to defeat there...and the Yiffster showing no signs of wanting to let this up...

Kanyon: And picking her up now...looking for--COULD BE THE THIRD IMPACT RIGHT HERE!--blocked--DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!! And Going for the Elevated Crab now on Colley!! Turning him...turning him...aaaaand there it is!! Colley in a bad position here...and Colley trying to reach the ropes...so close, so close...and THERE it is! Lexay unaware...the referee now calling for the break...1,2,3,4--lets go.

Pamela: Although don't be confused, that's not the Walls of Jericho...but more like the LIONTAMER...it's superior predecessor.

Kanyon: True, that is...and Lexay going to keep the pressure on here...pulling up Dogstar by the head now...to the midsection, and an Evenflow DDT of her own, center of the ring!! And cover by Lexay!!--

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Pamela: Shoulder up there, just in time, and Lexay holding her own here...back up, and picking up Colley...to the ropes now--CLOTHESLINE takes her off her feet!! Getting up again--Colley from behind--ATOMIC DROP...Lexay in trouble--set up in a flash...Uno powerbomb...dos powerbomb...TRES powerbomb! THIRD IMPACT!!

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*ding, ding*

"Of Wolf And Man" cues up again, and Colley gets up to his feet...

Capetta: The winner of this match, by pinfall, COLLEY DOGSTAR!!

Kanyon: Colley the winner here--but raising Lexay's hand as well...!

Pamela: I really, REALLY am getting sick of that. =P

Kanyon: Well, come back with us after the break...much more Riot Rulz to come!!

Kanyon: We're back! And up next is gonna be a real treat for all the fans of both the EAW and the WWE! Oseiko and Jeff Hardy will team up for the first time against Akiko and Matt Hardy! It's been touted as the Extremists Vs. the Engineers! No fueds and no grudges tonight! It's all about the fans!

Pamela: Pheh. Like you really believe all that. Well, whatever. They can live their lies if they want. What it REALLY is is Akiko and Matt trying to fight away from being from their partners' shadows! They're the Marty Jannettys of their teams and tonight they're going to--

Suddenly, "Little Busters" by the Pillows cues up!

Pamela: ... I wasn't finished. >=/

Kanyon: And look who's come out!! It's Ayane Mitsui! And she's dressed like she's a part of Kyouki Shoujo herself!!

Ayane smiles brightly, looking to the cheering fans as she skips down to ringside, sliding in, then climbing to a ring corner, playing to the crowd.

Kanyon: Well, there's talk of Ayane possibly joining Kyouki Shoujo as the Green Dragon, making the tag team a stable! Oseiko seems to be all for it, and so is Akiko!

Pamela: Hm... I wonder...

Ayane slides out of the ring, then walks to the commentators' table and sits down next to Kanyon, slipping a headset on.

Kanyon: Hey, welcome to the show, Ayane! Nice get-up you got there!

Ayane: Thanks! ^_^ I had it made myself! Sugoi, ne?

Kanyon: So you've come to see the match up close and personal then?

Ayane: Yeah! ^_^ It should be great to see Oseiko in action!

Pamela: And... Akiko too, right?

Ayane: Ah-- yeah, her too. Gomen ne, Atabakane... ^_^;;

Pamela: Hmph.

Suddenly, "Creature Of The Wheel" by White Zombie cues up!

Kanyon: And speaking of Akiko, here she comes with her tag partner of the night, Matt Hardy!!

Pamela: Hmph... Akiko kind of looks... and ACTS out of place here, doesn't she? Matt's playing to the crowd like he usually does but Akiko's just heading to the ring! She don't even LOOK like a part of the whole Kyouki Shoujo/Hardyz group anymore!

Ayane: Yeah... weird... but if that's how she wants to dress, who's to stop her? ^_^

Pamela: Ahhh, HAA!

Ayane: Ah ha, what?! o_O

Pamela: Kind of convenient! Akiko stops being all chipper and happy with the pantyhose on the arms and the tobagan and everything, then YOU show up and start being all "ECK-KU-SU-TOR-REEM-MU!" You know what? I think you're trying to take over Akiko's spot!!!

Ayane: o_O;;; Nani?! I-I'D NEVER!

Pamela: You Droz! You Leif Cassidy! You Crush! USURPER!!

Ayane: IIE!! I want to make Kyouki Shoujo a STABLE! I'm not out to take over anything!

Pamela: Yeah, right. Usurper!

Kanyon: Ladies! Ladies! Settle down!!

Pamela: >=/

Ayane: ^_^;;;

Kanyon: *ahem* Well, this portion of Riot Rulz is being brought to you by Squaresoft & Disney's Kingdom Hearts! Out Oct. 19th! Rated Everyone! Only on PlayStation 2!

Pamela: And by Wendy's! The Best Hamburgers In The Business! And... why are we shilling other companies?!

Kanyon: It's a WWE thing. ^_^;

Pamela: Ah...

As Akiko and Matt wait, "Creature Of The Wheel" fades out... and in its place cues up Monster Magnet's "Live For The Moment," beginning with the first bridge of the song!

Kanyon: An appropriate theme song for the Extremists as Oseiko and Jeff Hardy make their way out--

Ayane: OSEIKO-CHAN!! WAAIII!!! YATTANE, OSEIKO-CHAN!!! ^_^

Pamela: ... Shilling for your NEW PARTNER, I see. >=/

Kanyon: Pamela, will you STOP stirring the pot here? We know Ayane! She's commentated with us! There's no way she's stealing Akiko's spot! Right, Ayane?

Ayane: Right! ^_^

Pamela: Sure, take HER side.

Oseiko and Jeff both enter the ring, being good sports by shaking the hands of both Akiko and Matt before the match begins.

Kanyon: Looks like we'll be starting with Oseiko and Matt... referee Dave Hebner's called for the bell! Let's do it!

Kanyon: Oseiko and Matt circling each other... TIE-UP! Matt-- DDT BY MATT! Oseiko flips back up!! JAPANESE ARM DRAG BY OSEIKO! Matt moves to his feet, Oseiko advances! MATT KICKS OSEIKO IN THE GUT! IRISH WHIP TO HIS CORNER! TAGS IN AKIKO! AND BOTH LAY THE BOOTS DOWN ON OSEIKO!

Ayane: Iie!! COME ON, OSEIKO!!!

Pamela: Ha! Get that little traitor!! >=)

Kanyon: ... *ahem* Akiko picks Oseiko up-- KARATE KICK KNOCKS HER TO THE ROPES! Akiko follows up-- RUNNING KNEE STRIKE--OSEIKO BLOCKED THE SECOND KNEE! SPINS HER ABOUT! OSEIKO GRABS HER! WHIPS TO THE ROPES! HANDSPRINGS-- ELBOW! FACECRUSHER!! Akiko gets up, looking a little miffed! Charges in-- BUT OSEIKO CATCHES HER! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!

Ayane: YA TA, OSEIKO-CHAN!!! ^_^

Pamela: ... Usurper.

Ayane: Insinuator!!

Pamela: >=p

Ayane: >=P

Kanyon: LADIES!!! Geez... *ahem* Oseiko picks Akiko up-- UP ON HER SHOULDERS-- SPINNING KUMORANA AND THE PIN! ONE! TWO! NO! AKIKO KICKS OUT!! QUICKLY GETS UP! HURRICARANA OF HER OWN!! INTO A MOUNTED PUNCHFEST!!! Akiko picks Oseiko up, STANDING DROPKICK BY THE WHITE SWAN!

Pamela: Can we even call her that anymore? She's not wearing any white... except for that headband and her socks... =/

Kanyon: Akiko goes to pick Oseiko up-- OSEIKO COUNTERS KICKS AKIKO IN THE GUT AND--

Kanyon: SPLITS THROAT THRUST BY THE BLACK WIDOW!

Ayane: YA TA!!! ^_^

Pamela: ... You're not trying to dissuade the truth too hard, aren't you? >=/

Kanyon: *ah-HEM!!* Oseiko picks Akiko up... double arm hook-- AND THERE'S THE ROLLING BUTTERFLY LOCK!!! SHE'S GOT IT IN LOCKED!!! AKIKO'S SCREAMING!! AND-- MATT HARDY RUSHES IN TO BREAK THE HOLD!! Dave Hebner gets Matt back to his corner... Oseiko picks Akiko... and whips her to HER corner?! She's... insisting that Matt tag her out! And he does! I don't know if that's a smart idea... Oseiko and Matt tie-up-- NO! MATT kicks Oseiko! Picks her up... STOMACH CRUSHER!! Matt picks her up-- IRISH WHIP! NO, COUNTER! MATT WHIPPED TO THE ROPES! SHOULDER BACK TOSS BY OSEIKO! Matt's up! Dashes-- SPINNING BACK ELBOW FELLS OSEIKO! Matt gets her up... drags her to his corner! Tags in Akiko! Both Engineers picks Oseiko up-- DOUBLE FACEBUSTER!!

Ayane: ITAI!!! GO, OSEIKO-CHAN!!! DON'T GIVE IN!!

Pamela: ...

Ayane: She's my FRIEND, Pamela-san!

Pamela: A likely story...

Kanyon: LADIES, CONCENTRATE ON THE MATCH!! ANYway... Akiko waits... Oseiko getting up slowly... she NEEDS to make the tag to the fresh Jeff Hardy! And-- AKIKO WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Oseiko rolls to one knee... Akiko walks over-- OSEIKO WITH A THRUST TO THE STERNUM! AKIKO'S STUNNED! OSEIKO WHIPS HER TO HER CORNER AND-- TAG TO JEFF HARDY!!! JEFF PICKS AKIKO UP-- FALLING POWERSLAM!! Jeff's giving the fans one hell of a show! Picks Akiko up-- OHHH! AKIKO WITH THE FRONT DROPKICK!!! JEFF KIPPUPS! PUNCHES AKIKO IN THE FACE! AND-- NECKBREAKER DROP! AS ONLY JEFF HARDY CAN EXECUTE IT!! Jeff picks Akiko up! IRISH WHIP--COUNTERED! AKIKO WHIPS JEFF TO THE CORNER! TAGS IN JEFF AND... I think... YES!!!! OHHHH!!!! VINTAGE HARDYZ DOUBLE-TEAM! AKIKO WITH A LEG DROP TO JEFF'S MIDSECTION WHILE HIS BROTHER MATT LEG DROPS HIM ACROSS THE THROAT!

Pamela: Oseiko's not in the match, Ayane... go on. Say something nice about Jeff? Or about Matt? Come on...

Ayane: ... They're cute?

Pamela: >_<;

Kanyon: *sigh* Brother against brother now... Matt with an arm drag! Charges in as Jeff gets up... but JEFF CATCHES MATT IN A SNAPMARE! Jeff Irish whips Matt to the ropes! POWERSLAM! AND THE PIN! ONE! TWO! BUT MATT KICKS OUT! Jeff sizes up his brother... and-- HURRICARANA BY JEFF! JEFF SLINGSHOTS OFF THE ROPES AS MATT GETS UP-- FACECRUSHER BY JEFF! Jeff now! On the top rope! 450 SPLASH!!! MISSED!!!! MATT GETS OUT OF THE WAY!! Jeff struggles to get up! Matt capitalizes! THERE IT IS!!! THE SIDE EFFECT!!!! THE SIDE EFFECT ON HIS BROTHER JEFF!! COVER!!! ONE! TWO! WHOA!!!! OSEIKO YANKS MATT OFF!! Dave Hebner chastising Oseiko for the save! Jeff manages to get up... MATT CATCHES HIM THOUGH! BACKDROP!!! MATT NOW ON THE TOP ROPE!!! HARDY GUNZ IN THE AIR!!! LEG DROP!!! MISSED!!! JEFF ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Jeff needs to tag in Oseiko, who's now VERY fresh thanks to her healing factor! Matt picks him up... JEFF COUNTERS-- TWIST OF FATE!!!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!!!! DAVE HEBNER STARTS THE TEN COUNT!!

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Kanyon: AKIKO WITH THE GREEN MIST ON JEFF!!! Oseiko seems shocked that Akiko would do this! But she's reaching for Jeff!! JEFF NEEDS TO MAKE THE TAG!! Akiko grabs the blinded Hardy! Whips--NO! JEFF COUNTERS! KNEE TO THE GUT!! JEFF STAGGERS TO THE CORNER! CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE!!! HE'S NOT TAGGING OSEIKO AND-- SWANTON BOMB FROM JEFF HARDY!!!!!! Jeff doesn't pin though! LEAPS UP! TAGS OSEIKO!!!!

Ayane: YATTANE!!!!!!

Pamela: ... I am SO on to you.

Kanyon: OSEIKO GRABS UP AKIKO! OUTSIDE CRESCENT KICK ON AKIKO!! AKIKO STAGGERS!! CLOTHESLINE BY AKIKO-- COUNTERED!! OSEIKO GRABS HER ARM AND-- FLIPPING ARMBAR!!! AKIKO SCREAMS!!!! BUT-- SHE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! OSEIKO BREAKS CLEANLY! OSEIKO ROLLS BACK! CHARGES! GRABS THE STAGGERING AKIKO-- SITDOWN JAWBREAKER!!! AKIKO IS STILL ON HER FEET! OSEIKO SPINS AROUND BEHIND HER AND-- FACECRUSHER!! Oseiko senses victory!!! SHE HARDY GUNZ/NINJITSU SIGNS IN THE AIR!! SIGNALING THE KUMO NO SASU! AND--NO!!! AKIKO BLOCKS!! GRABS OSEIKO!! ORIENTAL TOSS!!! JUMPS UP! TAGS MATT HARDY IN!! MATT GRABS OSEIKO UP! SIDE EFFECT!!! THE SIDE EFFECT'S HIT!! MATT WITH THE PIN! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!!! OSEIKO BARELY GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!!

Ayane: HUWEEIII!!!!!! OSEIKO-CHAN WA SUGOI NE?!

Pamela: ... -_-;;

Kanyon: Oseiko slowly gets up... Matt catches her! CROSS BODY--NO! OSEIKO COUNTERS ROLLING ON TOP OF MATT! ONTO HER FEET! OH!!! STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY OSEIKO!! OSEIKO JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE-- SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!! COVER!! ONE! TWO! NO!!! MATT KICKS OUT!!! OSEIKO FLIPS UP TO HER FEET! MATT GETS UP-- AND GETS FLOORED BY THE KUMO NO SASU!!! OSEIKO FOLLOWS UP!!!

Ayane: ... ;_; Oseiko-chan didn't win--?!

Pamela: Yeah. Nice to see the shock in your face. Usurper. >=P

Kanyon: WILL YOU STOP?!!

Winners: Akiko & Matt Hardy

Kanyon: What an awesome match from these four superstars!!! Let's take a look at the incredible counter Oseiko managed to perform against Akiko's Osaka Sniper!!!

Indeed, it looked as if Akiko had Oseiko, lifting her up to get ready to do the Stunner-like move, but Oseiko then suddenly swung her legs forward, sliding UNDER Akiko's legs! Jumping up, grabbing her head, and driving it down face-first in an X-Factor-like mat slam!!

Kanyon: That was breathtaking!! Even though Oseiko and Jeff didn't win tonight they sure gave it their all! Oseiko's up now... she's in pain, but she manages a smile and she... bows to Akiko and Matt!! Then hugs them both!! Jeff does the same! What spectacular sports!! Their goal was to give the fans one hell of a match tonight and they did it!!

Pamela: Guh... I'm gonna puke... >_<;

Ayane: Well, time for me to go now! I'll meet the others backstage! Ja ne, minna!

Kanyon: Bye, Ayane!

Pamela: So long... ursurper. >=P

Kanyon: *sigh* We'll be right back! Don't go away!

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The soft strains of "Balimos" cues up in the arena, a series of boos accompanying it and the entrance of it's owner, who is with two of his .

Capetta: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20-Minute Time Limit. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Lusia Osio and Cassandra King, from Barcelona, Spain, standing 6'2" tall and weighing in at 220 pounds…VEGA!

Pamela: Mmm…very nice…oooh…

Kanyon: Pamela having a drool-fest as we get ready for our next match to start. Vega accepted an open challenge put out by Kirk Angel…

Pamela: Whom I will NOT be cheering for in this match, by the way.

Kanyon: …and thus, this match is set up. One has to wonder if Vega is getting in over his head.

Pamela: Look, just because Angel has been a top champion in two companies doesn't mean that he will have no sweat with Vega.

Kanyon: I didn't say that, Pamela. You Assumed that, and you know what happens when you do that.

Pamela: Blah.

"Balimos" fades out now, to "Gonna Fly Now." The reaction is mixed now as the former champion comes out.

Capetta: And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania…standing 6'2" tall and weighing in at 220 pounds….Kirk…Angel!

Kanyon: And Kirk now coming out. Not being totally cheered this time, but his reception is much better than what it was back at Aggression.

Pamela: Bah…once he loses the title, people start cheering him. IN most cases, they seem to hate success apparently.

Kanyon: Then explain how Michael Connelly is such a success.

Pamela: They like Geeks though.

Kanyon: Right. Angel now in the ring, not taking his eyes off of Vega…and the bell has rung.

Kanyon: Kirk and Vega circling each other now, sizing each other up…and Angel goes in with a headlock, wrenching it a bit…Vega feeling this move right now, and with someone that is a submission expert like Angel, that could be very dangerous.

Pamela: Vega trying to fight out of it now, punching at Angel's mid section…Angel tightening up the hold…and Vega pushing Angel into the ropes…ducks a clothesline…Angel with a German Suplex.

Kanyon: Kirk Angel with a cover early.

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Pamela: Kirk's gotten an ego, thinking he could beat Vega this early.

Kanyon: I think it was more a wear down move than anything, Pam. Vega getting up to his feet, and Angel with a flying forearm shot to the forehead.

Pamela: If Angel was Tito Santana, the match would be over now.

Kanyon: Angel going for another cover, but Vega kicks out before the count can start.

Pamela: And Vega showing that he won't be put down easily. Kirk going in…NICE SHOT by Vega.

Kanyon: Vega with a low blow right on Kirk Angel, and the former EAW and PWF Champion is racked with pain. Vega rushing in…and a jump wheel kick right to the face of Angel.

Pamela: Vega now waiting for Angel to get back up to his feet…oooh, nice overhead belly-to belly suplex! Cover now by Vega!

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Kanyon: Angel isn't gonna go down that easily either, and Vega seems to be a bit surprised. Angel getting to his feet now, and Vega kicking away at the ribs of Angel as he gets on all fours.

Pamela: Vega now getting to his favorite point in a fight: Systematically destroying an opponent. Vega now taking Angel's leg…goes to wrench it…Angel with a kick to Vega's masked face! Good thing the mask was there.

Kanyon: Angel adjusting a bit, and a fireman's carry onto the mat…and now taking Vega's head and neck into a modified Dragon Sleeper!…but Vega getting a foot on the ropes.

Pamela: Whew…that was a little close right there. Watch for Angel there, Vega.

Kanyon: Angel trying to go in on Vega…but the Spaniard rolling to the outside of the ring before that can happen. Angel following him to the outside…DAMNIT!

Pamela: WHOO! Cassandra showing loyalty to her man and NAILING Kirk Angel with a kick to the face.

Kanyon: I haven't seen cheating this bad since I was part of the Jersey Triad. Kirk Angel laid out with that kick, and Vega chuckling under the mask.

Pamela: Vega is in full control now…NOW WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!

Kanyon: ERICA ANGEL FROM THE BACK…AND SHE'S NOW CHASING CASSANDRA AND LUSIA TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!

Pamela: How can you POSSIBLY justify that? Those two were just supporting the sexy beast that Vega is…they should stay.

Kanyon: Vega arguing with the referee about what Erica did…and we have a camera following them to the back.

The camera cuts to the backstage area now, where we see Erica chasing after the two girls. Suddenly, from out of nowhere a large foot hits Erica in the face…belonging to…

Kanyon: TEST? What the…oh shit, there's Lance Storm and Christian…those damn Anti-American's are decimating poor Erica.

Pamela: WHOO! You go boys! (singing)Oh…

Kanyon: Stop right there, Pam. The Anti-Americans leaving now, satisfied at their actions…and Erica's brother has no idea what just happened.

Pamela: Not like he can do anything right now about it. He's kinda busy with the hottest man in EAW today.

Kanyon: Pamela…PLEASE hold your libido until the end of the show. Back to the action now…Vega with a HARD spinebuster onto the mat with Angel. Another cover.

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Pamela: So close…almost there Vega. Just a bit more, sexy. That's the way…NICE Powerbomb by Vega.

Kanyon: Vega not going for the cover though, and that could be a mistake for him.

Pamela: Nah…he's just going to punish Kirk Angel a little bit longer. Vega now going up to the top rope…and he seems to be ready to leap off the top…moonsault…NO!

Kanyon: Kirk Angel with his knees up just in time! Vega was nailed right in the ribs by Kirk Angel's knees, and the former Olympian gets up to his feet…and the straps go down!

Pamela: Great…what is he now, Jerry Lawler?

Kanyon: He's just focused to get a win now. Vega getting up to his feet now, and Angel blasting him with a hard clothesline! Vega up again, and Angel once again with the clothesline!

Pamela: EEP! Come on Vega, fight back! Fight back for Spain!

Kanyon: Kirk going in for the Ankle lock now…but Vega kicking him away. Vega up to his feet…attempted Samurai Driver DDT…INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX BY ANGEL!

Pamela: DAMNIT! NO!

Kanyon: Angel with another cover now.

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Pamela: Whew…TOO close. Come on Vega, fight back!

Kanyon: Angel waiting for Vega to get up to his feet…grabbing him now…OLYMPIC SLAM!

Pamela: NO! Vega managing to turn it into a Snare Lock! Vega is got it locked in, and Angel will have…THE HELL!?

Kanyon: Kirk Angel repositioning his body like crazy, and manages to escape…and he's got the ankle-lock onto Vega! Nice technical finesse by Kirk Angel…and Vega is trying to fight out of the hold…

Pamela: Watch Vega twist…and he gets free! And into another Snare Lock! Vega wrenching it harder this time! Kirk Angel has GOT to tap out this time!

Kanyon: Kirk Angel is not gonna say die anytime soon…he's squirming once again…and he gets the Ankle Lock on Vega once again! Vega is SCREAMING in pain right now…and trying to fight out once again…and flips both himself and Angel outside of the ring!

Pamela: WHEW! No way Kirk Angel can make Vega tap out on the outside of the ring now!

Kanyon: But there's no way that Vega can get Angel to tap either. Angel and Vega both down on the floor…Angel now getting the Ankle Lock back into Vega…wrenching hard…wait, he's stopping…

Pamela: Bad move…Vega rolling through…going for another Snare Lock…

Kanyon: But Angel rolling through as well…and now he's got VEGA in the Snare Lock! And is using his legs to pull back Vega's arms as well!

Pamela: DAMNIT! Kirk's stealing Vega's move! This is gimmick infringement!

Kanyon: But Angel doesn't care right now, he's wrenching that modified Snare Lock into Vega…

*Ding Ding*

Kanyon, Pamela: The hell?

Capetta: I have just been informed by the referee that both Vega and Kirk Angel have been counted out of the ring. Therefor, the ruling is that this match is a double count-out!

Kanyon: And the fans showing this displeasure with the outcome. Kirk in realization as he lets go of the hold….

Pamela: Who cares about Angel? Vega is down on his chest in pain! Someone go help Vega.

Kanyon: You go RIGHT ahead Pamela. Wait…the camera following Angel now…

The Camera cuts to the back, where we see EMTs checking on Erica. He rushes over to her. "What the hell happened?" he asks the EMT. When he's told…he gets an angry look on his face.

Kanyon: This situation is about to explode. Don't go away, the main event is after this break!

*Commercials*

"Apathy" by KMFDM is playing as we return to the Riot Rulz broadcast...

Kanyon: Welcome everyone, back to EAW Riot Rulz, where tonight's main event is just moments away...

Pamela: Correct...with Michael Connelly defending the title against chibi-usag--er, Hokuto Lyger.

Kanyon: Well, we know how you're stuck on Vega...

Pamela: I AM NOT!! He's just got such an amazing grace about him...so strong, so handsome, so--AM NOT!

Kanyon: Well, obvious who you were paying attention, because Hokuto no "chibi-usagi for the flaying."

Pamela: Any Chibi-Usagis deserve flaying--whatever that means.

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall with TV time remaining, and is for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from Kyoto, Japan...the challenger. She stands 5'4" and weighs in at 129 pounds...HOKUTO LYGER!!

Kanyon: Hokuto coming out here with that bladed weapon in hand...in preparation for Vega should he appear out here tonight.

Pamela: Hmph...or maybe she'll just try to turn Mikey into shishkabob.

Kanyon: I really wouldn't count on that, but perhaps it was wise of her to be so well prepared...and Hokuto getting a good reaction from the fans here. But she's never been one to play up to the fans, and definitely all business tonight.

Pamela: She always looks kinda...zoned out when she comes to the ring.

Kanyon: Maybe--but it doesn't effect her ring performance. Hokuto in the ring now, and setting that bladed weapon beside the ringpost...

"Apathy" fades out...

"Broken" by Bruce Dickinson plays, and the crowd cheers as fireworks go off on the stage...

Capetta: AND HER OPPONENT...from Mars, Pennsylvania...standing 6'2" and weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the defending EAW World Heavyweight Champion..."Code Red" Michael Connelly!!

Kanyon: And Connelly out here to make his second big defense against Hokuto, who has been a rapidly-rising name in the EAW since her debut...not to mention in the street fighting circuit.

Pamela: Bah...just luck. Just like this overrated chump Connelly. Tonight'll just be an exercise in seeing who has more, or whose runs out first.

Kanyon: Michael climbing inside the ring, and the World Title handed over to referee Dave Hebner for safekeeping...staring down his opponent..and...they bow to each other?!

Pamela: *gag* I tell ya...Mikey's hanging around with that goody-goody Oseiko...

Kanyon: Er...she's his WIFE, of COURSE they'd hang around together...*sigh* At any rate, Dave Hebner signalling for the bell...

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Kanyon: Circling each other tentatively...Michael tying up with Hokuto...goes to the side headlock, and Hokuto sends him towards the ropes--Michael grabbing them, and Hokuto misses with the dropkick. Up, and charge by Michael--arm drag by Hokuto! And LEGDROP across the elbow joint, and early submission attempt by Hokuto! But Michael with a rope break!!

Pamela: Darn...Michael pulling himself up using the ropes as Hokuto backs off...sidesteps--and a double leg takedown. Michael up, drops the elbow, and rolls over--and going for a headscissors!

Kanyon: Hokuto caught by surprise there, and trying to free herself of it--Michael hooks the right leg, pinning predicament!!

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Pamela: Whoa-HO!...And Michael up, and Hokuto CATCHES him in the chest with a side kick! Drops a leg across the sternum, and a cover...

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Kanyon: Uh...no, not quite. Hokuto pulling up the champion, and a set up for a DD--stopped, as Michael rams her back first on the corner, breaking the reverse headlock. Shoulder charge...Michael now taking control...ANOTHER...stepping back, and MONKEY FLIP launches Hokuto out of the corner!! Michael going up top...Hokuto up aaaaaand--CROSS BODY from the top by Michael!

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Pamela: Hmm...I'll have to admit his persistence has surprised me tonight...

Kanyon: Wow--Pam making a concession like that...you know she must hate it, too. Connelly wrenching the left arm a bit himself, and wrapping it around the top rope, and some straight, HARD kicks to the chest! Hokuto dazed, and Michael now with the hammerlock...and a spinning BACK DROP drives Hokuto into the mat in the center of the ring! Cover now...

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Pamela: Michael with slick looking offense, but Hokuto still has plenty left in the tank...pick up by the champion now, and into the headlock again...working the neck, now keeping her from getting good positioning...set up now--and a spinning NECK BREAKER by Michael! Gets up now...and hits the ropes, drops an ELBOW into the sternum...cover again...

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Kanyon: The champ pulls her up again--and--HEADBUTT into the midsection! Michael stunned, and a Chuugeki Hou! Shougeki Ha! Michael tossed towards the corner--stops--up and a MOONSAULT towards Hokuto--runs underneath--Michael from behind, grabs her in a RELEASE German Suplex!! Hokuto rolling away to avoid a pinfall...getting up now--CATCHES him in the chest with a dropkick!! Grabs the left arm now...rushing up the top rope....rope walk--and a SHOTEI to the upper back from Hokuto!! Michael down to one knee, and Hokuto grabs him by the back of the head--set up--CRIMSON TIDE!!

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Pamela: Eeeeeeeexcellent. Using one of his own moves to keep him from expecting her usual offense.

Kanyon: Hokuto getting up now, and pulling up the champion...Michael set up for a suplex--blocked by Michael--and reversing--DROPS Hokuto hard with a vertical suplex! Hokuto up--Michael with a side russian leg sweep! Off the ropes now, and senton spla--knees up into the back, and Hokuto stopping it short. Michael and Hokuto getting up--Hokuto with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!

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Pamela: Hokuto...pickup now, Hokuto from behind--blocked--standing switch, and Michael from behind--pump handle, into a BACKBREAKER! Reverse DDT setup, could be aaaaaaand THERE'S the CRIMSON TIDE, original version--

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Pamela: Whew! Close on e there, and Michael pulling up Hokuto...

Kanyon: Michael with rising knees into the midsection, and whipping Hokuto to the ropes--powersl--NO! Cross body press!!

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Pamela: And both of them getting up now...and--Cassandra in the ring!?!

Kanyon: From behind on Michael--and the BREAKDOWN on Michael!! *ding, ding*

Kanyon: Hokuto rushing towards Cassandra--

Pamela: *blush* V-v-v-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEGA!! WAAAAAAAI!!

Kanyon: VEGA NOW--and a WICKED snap German Suplex on the challenger!! And Vega and his bitch of a gal-pal beating down these two...Hokuto crawling towards the corner where her weapon is--but Vega dragging her away from it...and that Snare-Lock of his applied!

Pamela: *whistles and hums to herself* Oh, Ve-eh-ega...

Kanyon: Vega cinches it in tight!!

As Hokuto screams in agony Cassandra takes a mic and places it in front of Vega's face.

"You wish to finally face me, Hokuto?!!" he shouts. "So be it!! I accept your challenge!! You will have your three World Warriors... and I will have MY three!! And I shall finally have my revenge!!!!"

Pamela: Ahhhhh....you do it, you sexy thang..! WHOO-HOOO!

Kanyon: Well, Vega answering the earlier challenge of Hokuto..but in the process has disrupted this title match...

Vega finally releases the hold as "Bailamos" cues up, spinning about and tossing a red rose to the hurt Hokuto before he and Cassandra leaves the ring, security and referees making their way out.

Kanyon: Dave Hebner checking on them...and signalling to other officials...

Capetta: The result of this match, unfortunately...is a no contest, due to outside interference...

Vega is pelted with trash as he and Cassandra head towards the backstage area...

Kanyon: Well, a hell of a main event, but Vega, pain in the ass that he is, didn't want to wait for it to end...but as soon as Hokuto and Mikey are recovered, they are going to be PISSED!!--well, they look it already...

Pamela: *siiigh*

Kanyon: Damnit...Pam...Pam...PAAAAAAAM?! Well, for Pamela Paulshock, I'm Chris Kanyon, and this has been EAW Riot Rulz!!