We open to the LIVE arena as the hellish scenery explodes in fireworks. Signs in the crowd tonight include...

"Our E is for EXTREME!" "Vince screwed Bret" "Bret screwed Bret" "Screw Nova" "Vega = Jason / Freddy wannabe" "Hurricane: Can't even get to first..." "Tobacky Joose Tastes Goot!" "Baby: I'm in the mood!" [Picture of Glenda Jacobs made up like Ted Kaczynski], "MY MONKEY LIKES YOUR MONKEY, JIM!" "EIGHTEEN RULES THE WORLD!" "I'M STILL KENNY ROGERS!!" and "SPACE FOR RENT." "Eighteen and Crysta: Six Million Dollar Lesbians" "Nexus Likes Scooby Snax" "READ OR DIE RULES MY FACE!!!"

We then cut to the announcer's desk, where Kanyon is in swimming trunks, and Pamela is in a swimsuit and grass skirt.

Kanyon: Welcome evrabuddy, here to Riot Rulz...and I'm--Who bedda?--Chris Kanyon along with that ever-lovely, ever-annoying Pamela Paulshock!

Pamela: You're only half-right there, hotshot. And get set for the hottest televised organized violence this weekend--save for tomorrow's Tyson-Lewis match.

Kanyon: My monay's on Lewis...

Pamela: Same here--to lose. Tyson will unscrew his head and use it as a kickball. Then eat Lewis' children.

Kanyon: Ewwwwww...

BOOM!

Pamela: EEP! I HATE that!

Kanyon: Heh, well we're kicking this off with what most people would consider a slaughter. Kaye in her final match against Kelly Connelly! Capetta, take it away!

Capetta: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Death Valley, standing 6'1" tall and weighing in at 215 pounds, Kaye!

Pamela: I can't wait for this match to end. Because once it's done, then we'll never have to see this reject again.

Kanyon: That's one thing that Pamela is right about, this will be Kaye's last match in EAW. And she wants to end it good. Kaye now in the ring, and getting a microphone.

Pamela: Ugh…can't she just wrestle and leave?

Kaye takes her mask off and puts it on her belt, and she then strolls to the center of the ring and smiles a bit. Her ovation is nothing compared to what Hogan gets, but it's impressive none the less.

It feels great to be here in beautiful Honolulu." The crowd pops for this and she smiles. "You know... I almost can't think of a better place to have a retirement match. After all, who wouldn't want to retire in a tropical paradise." She smirks a bit. "While our other wonderful superstars are heading back to the Mainland for next week's shows, Sasori, Ariel, and I will still be here for a nice week-long vacation." She sighs. "But I've got something more important than a sunburn to put my mind on tonight. I've got a match, and it's my last match. Maybe... only for a while... but as far as I'm concerned... it is my last." She sighs a bit. "Which is why to me, it is the most important match I've had. This time, it's not for gold... it's not for records... it's for pride. It's so I can look back and say that I left in a blaze of glory, not a puff of smoke." As the crowd cheers some more, she looks out to them with a smile, and an emotional look on her face. "So it's time. We have an incredible show tonight and it's time for me do what you know that I do best..." She slips her mask off and her whole demeanor seems to change. "To make my opposition... BURN... IN... HELL!!!!" With that, the turnbuckles explode in flame as she slowly turns to face the entrance.

Pamela: Yeah yeah, Blah blah. Let's get this over with.

Kanyon: Well Kaye now awaiting the arrival..

"Bitch" suddenly cues up over the speakers, and the reception changes to a negative one.

Pamela: Of the only woman I really like in this company! Whoo! Kelly Connelly!

Capetta: And her opponent, currently residing in Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 6' tall and weighing in at 127 pounds, "Superstar" Kelly Connelly!

Kanyon: …well where is she? She hasn't come out yet, has Kelly chickened out, like she should have.

Pamela: Well, most women would, but Kelly is smart. I think she has a gameplan.

Kanyon: If she was smart, she'd be in Minnesota right now.

Pamela: But Kelly…LOOK! From the crowd, and from behind! A kick right to the side of Kaye!

Kanyon: Damnit, Kelly with a sneak attack, and the bell now rings.

Pamela: YES! Go Kelly, show up that pyromaniac!

Kanyon: Kelly using her legs to kick away at Kaye, catching her off guard with them, and continues to kick away at the sides of Kaye.

Pamela: This is what I was talking about Chris! Kelly using her great smarts and…EEP!

Kanyon: Kaye grabbing Kelly's leg now, and a nice leg-twist there! Kelly is down and in pain now and Kaye…letting her up.

Pamela: Kaye being a good sportswoman? That's a shock...and a bad move! Nice push on the knee of Kaye by Kelly!

Kanyon: Damn, where did she learn these moves? Kaye taken down, Kelly going for a cover, not even a one count though.

Pamela: Give it up for Kelly though, she's fighting out there…

Kanyon: Kelly possibly making a mistake right here though, turning her back on Kaye…and Kaye back up to her feet. Grabbing the downed Kelly, lifting her up right above her head…and HARD powerslam onto the mat.

Pamela: EEP! Kelly, come on! Get back up, fight the good fight!

Kanyon: What are you, Right to Censor? Kaye picking Kelly up off of the mat now…Double Hand Choke…but Kelly with a quick kick to Kaye's throat.

Pamela: There you go Kelly. Show up that amazon! Show her how smart you are.

Kanyon: Kelly now going behind Kaye, and clips her right in the legs. This isn't too bad a strategy by Kelly, actually.

Pamela: It's the perfect strategy. Kelly now taking Kaye's oversized leg and starts slamming it hard into the mat. Keep her off her feet, and you have the advantage, babe!

Kanyon: Kelly taking my colleague's advice here, and stomping away…what's this now?

Pamela: Oh look! Kelly using her boyfriend's tactics…early attempt at the Legendary End right here! Lock it in, Kelly!

Kanyon: But look at the strength of Kaye! Just pushing Kelly off with her other leg! Kaye getting back up to her feet, and Kelly looking like a deer in headlights.

Pamela: Kelly! RUN! No, don't attack! NO!

Kanyon: Kelly grabbed by the throat by Kaye…and a THUNDEROUS Choke-slam by Kaye! And Kaye signaling for the end…Generation NEXT trying to get in, but security right there to stop them!

Pamela: HEY! Let go of them, Kaye's about to kill Kelly here!

Kanyon: That's the point…Kaye setting Kelly up…BURNING RAIN! Staying on for the cover…

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THREE!

WINNER: Kaye.

Pamela: NOOOO! Poor Kelly…she was screwed by Hogan blocking Gen NEXT!

Kanyon: Whine about it some other time, Kaye has decimated Kelly Connelly, and Kaye…one last time…

Pamlea: NO! (covers her ears)

BOOM!

Kanyon: And the crowd loving it. What a way to start the show! And we'll be back right after this!

*COMMERCIALS*

As we come back from back from break, the camera is in the back, where Kelly Connelly is being iced down by David Flair. She looks a bit disappointed. David sighs.

David: Don't worry…I know you were screwed Kelly. We'll get even next time when we beat down Glenda. But there's other things to do tonight.

Kelly: *nods* So, the plan is still on then.

David: You damn right it's still on.

The camera then cuts to the arena.

Kanyon: What the HELL is David talking about?

Pamela: Oh, you'll see. He told me before the show what he had planned. Let's just say that it will be a big surprise.

Kanyon: Well, we're in for another surprise now, as we're about to find out who was chosen to be the opponents for Michael Connelly here tonight.

Pamela: Let me just spill a bit of news…Donnie B. PERSONALLY selected these two superstars that are about to come out. Let's just say that you're in for a surprise.

Kanyon: How s…

Before Kanyon can finish, this logo appears on the JumboTron…

Kanyon: Oh no…

"Ugly" by Bubba Sparxx Cues up, and from the entryway come what look like Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley…except Bubba Ray has Matt Hardy like hair, and D-Von has his hair in multicolored style.

Pamela: Oh yes Chris! Meet Ryan Hardley's brothers, Bubba Matt and J-Von…THE HARDLEY BOYZ!

Kanyon: I can't believe it…THESE guys are the ones chosen by Donnie B?

Pamela: By Donnie B. and Ryan Hardley. A co-op deal to get these two multi time PWF Tag Team Champions here!

Capetta: The following handicap match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, representing the Paradox Wrestling Federation…from Hardleyville, at a total combined weight of 515 pounds…Bubba Matt, J-Von…THE HARDLEY BOYZ!

Kanyon: Well, as much as we at EAW have problems with PWF Superstars, we have to respect their skills. These two superstars are quite possibly the best two in the business today.

Pamela: And they're going to show why over the so-called Number One contender.

As soon as Pamela says that, the sounds of "There's a Fire in the House" Cue up over the speakers

Kanyon: Well, here comes Michael Connelly, and apparently he is in for a dangerous battle.

Pamela: Oh man, this should be good.

Capetta: And their opponent…from Mars, Pennsylvania, standing 6'2" tall and weighing in at 230 pounds…"Code Red" Michael A. Connelly!

Kanyon: Connelly is in major trouble here…

Michael Connelly comes to the ring, but as he gets half-way down the aisle, "Lovefurypassionenergy" suddenly cues up!

Kanyon: Wait a minute, can it be?

Pamela: No! What is she doing here?

EAW Co-Commissioner Morrigan Enslaved comes out and the fans cheer for the goddess as she smiles and nods, then she looks to Michael Connelly as she raises her mic to her mouth.

Pamela: QUICK! Cut off her microphone before she screw up a perfectly good handicap match!

Kanyon: Hush Pamela. She IS the co-commish, you know.

Morrigan: Michael, lad... ye shouldnae fight these two by yeerself. Donnie B may have set this match up as co-commissioner, but as co-commissioner maeself, I can alter the match tae whatever I like. So tae make this fair, I hereby make this a TAG match! And this, Michael Connelly... is ye'er partner!

As Morrigan steps back, "Bad Blood" cues up!!

Pamela: WHAT! NO! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

The tornado of black smoke swirls around on the stag, forming into a humanoid shape, then bursting into nothingness, indeed revealing the wraith-like Sasori Shirono!

Kanyon: Well NOW the sides are a bit more even, as Sasori has been chosen as Michael Connelly's tag team partner!

Pamela: What is this about? Is Morrigan doubtful about Mikey's skills?

Kanyon: I don't know about that, Pammy. I think it's just to make the sides equal. The two looking, and Sasori charges into the ring, the Hardleyz going after him as he does.

Pamela: That was a bad move by the dead-dude…look at the Hardleyz take Sasori straight down to Hardleyville!

Kanyon: The Hardleyz trying to beat down Sasori, but the wraith is fighting back. J-Von sent over the top rope to the outside, and Bubba into the corner…FINAL VENOM STRIKE!

Pamela: Geez…since when did dead men show so much life?

Kanyon: Don't ask me…but now Michael Connelly in the ring, and the bell has rung!

Pamela: The Hardleyz are gonna regroup now. They were just caught off guard to start off with. They'll be fine now…and it's gonna be J-Von to start things off against Sasori.

Kanyon: The black Hardley going in the center with the…very white man. J-Von starting a brawl with Sasori, but Sasori ducks a punch, and a nice bulldog there by the dead man. J-Von looks shocked.

Pamela: Well can you blame him? I mean, is Morrigan THAT doubtful of Mikey's skills?

Kanyon: I doubt that's it. J-Von getting up to his feet, and now deciding to play Sasori's game, going in for a tie up…getting a headlock on Sasori, Sasori getting him a modified suplex! Shades of Kaufman/Lawler from years past. J-Von quick to tag in his bigger brother.

Pamela: NOW Sasori's in for it. Sasori going off the ropes right now, and watch Bubba Matt just dive with that cross-body onto him!

Kanyon: Dayum…I haven't seen a tubby guy fly like that since Bam Bam Bigelow. Bubba Matt going off the ropes now while Sasori's on the mat, and high leaping legdrop across Sasori's throat! And Bubba Matt tags back in J-Von…off the top ropes with a flying elbow. Cover!

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Pamela: Look at how well the Hardleyz work together. This is great teamwork…now J-Von…aw look, he's fair. He tosses Sasori right into the corner near Mikey.

Kanyon: I don't know what J-Von was thinking just then, but now Michael Connelly is in this match, and J-Von seems ready.

Pamela: Of course he is. He's a Hardley for crying out loud!

Kanyon: J-Von rushing in with a forearm right as Mikey gets fully into the ring now, and Connelly rocked with that one. J-Von grabbing Mikey, Irish Whip…Tornado Elbow…MISSES! Mikey quick to take advantage now, grabbing J-Von's arm, and legdrops right onto it.

Pamlea: EEP! Come on J-Von, get back up to your feet!

Kanyon: No need, Mikey's helping him up now, sending him off the ropes…

Pamlea: BLIND TAG! Mikey unaware…J-Von avoids the backdrop attempt, and Bubba-Matt blasts him with a hard clothesline! The Hardleyz are SUCH a great tag team!

Kanyon: Michael Connelly not expecting such a dominate force. Bubba Matt now picking up Mikey, pressing him over his head with ease…and sit-out slam!

Pamela: No cover though, the Hardley's aren't stupid. They know it'll take more than that to beat Mikey.

Kanyon: BBM tagging his…um…brother in now. J-Von going to the top rope…Bubba threatens Sasori…and the referee is distracted! Oh no…not this…

Pamela: WAZZUP! Headbutt right to what Oseiko loves.

Kanyon: But no WAZZUP by the Hardleyz, nevertheless Mikey is in extreme pain right now. J-Von giving Mikey his last rights…let me guess…the tables?

Pamlea: Oh, even better. These boys don't just do tables…they do FLAMING tables!

Kanyon: BUT NOT TONIGHT! Sasori right there to stop the Hardleyz from getting a table…and tosses J-Von back into the ring. And fighting away with the big boy on the outside.

Pamela: But this shows how brain-dead Sasori is, leaving Mikey without anyone to tag…

Kanyon: You spoke to soon, Pammy. Sasori dives right back into his corner and tags in. And J-Von just realizing this now.

Pamela: Um…J-Von, do something!

Kanyon: J-Von is doing something, he's getting caught in the grasp of Sasori, who flips him into a Reverse Suplex! Sasori with the cover!

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TWO…Bubba Matt quick to break it up.

Pamela: Nice save there Matt. Connelly trying to get in the ring, but the referee stopping him justly.

Kanyon: And now look…Matt and J-Von with an illegal double-teaming…into a Double Powerbomb on Sasori…and now Bubba Matt staying in with no tag.

Pamela: This is called smart tag team work. Like you never tried anything like that as part of the Triad.

Kanyon: …no comment. Bubba Matt sending Sasori off the ropes, attempted Bubba Cutter…SASORI LANDS ON HIS FEET! Matt not aware, VENOM STRIKE!

Pamela: NOOOOOOO! Get up Bubba!

Kanyon: Sasori going to set up the Paralyzer…but what the hell?

Pamlea: WHOO! Go J-Von! Nice diving rolling necking breaker there, and Sasori rocked hard by that one!

Kanyon: J-Von quick to go back on the apron…and Bubba Matt makes the tag back in. J-Von walking the top rope like a expert…diving body press, caught by Sasori, into a rolling powerslam…and falls back into a tag to Mikey!

Pamela: J-Von! Get up, quick! Mikey's on the top rope right now!

Kanyon: Too late…the Michael-Sault! Mikey staying on for the cover, but Bubba Matt distracting the referee!

Pamela: Perfect working…BBM! LOOKOUT!

Kanyon: Sasori diving right after Bubba Matt! J-Von getting back up to his feet as Mikey looks on…attempted Lifting Reverse DDT blocked…adjusting…CONDITION RED! Going in for the cover!

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WINNERS: Michael Connelly and Sasori.

Pamela: NOOO! What a bad way to start off this show.

Kanyon: Connelly and Sasori pick up the win over the dominate PWF Tag Team!

Pamela: I can't believe thi…LOOK AT THIS! Bullwhip coming out from out of nowhere, and going right after Sasori!

Kanyon: What the hell is Bullwhip doing out here?

Pamela: I don't know, but I'm enjoying this! Bullwhip grabbing Sasori know, and throws him out of the ring. Turning his attention to Connelly now, Mikey going to fight back, Bullwhip ducks, German Suplex! Taking Mikey to the outside…

Kanyon: OH SHIT! A powerbomb by Bullwhip, and Michael Connelly going right through the announcer's table!

Pamela: WHOO! Bullwhip FINALLY making this show worthwhile! Nice job there!

Kanyon: Bullwhip now running off like a thief in the night. Ugh…folks, we'll be back. CAN WE PLEASE GET SOME MEDICAL HELP OUT HERE?

***

**Commercial Break**

As we come back...
The camera open up to show Buzzsaw, with the Triple Crown Championship on his shoulder entering the locker room, reading the note he has.

"It says 'Come to Room 3.'" He says. "Well...here I am. Wonder what's this all about." He walks inside.

It shows a candle-lit room with soft music playing...and a certain sexy goth girl laying on the bed. "Hiya Buzzy." she says in a sensual voice.

"The hell?" He replies, a bit in shock.

"What? My week's not fully up yet, you know." she says smiling, adjusting her position showing she's just wearing a black nightie.

"Oh right..."

She smiles "So...you gonna come over here or not?"

"Heh...why not." He makes his way over.

She grins, smiling. "You know Buzz, I have to say that you've been very sporting of this."

"Well...I have to make Ari look good. After all, she did make a bet, and it wouldn't look good on her rep if she didn't follow her end of the deal."

"Right, right. Plus, it's nice to know what Shade and Chaynz have been having fun with all this time."

"Right...heh..."

Sin giggles. "Though, I bet you're MUCH better than your brother in bed."

"Heh...I doubt that. I'm not exactly the sexual type, you know. Until Ari and I started dating."

"Heh...Ari. You know, I haven't seen her ever since she and I made this bet..."

"I heard she was depressed about it."

"Heh...poor girl. Maybe we should have invited her to some of our escapades." Sin says, thoughtful.

"Actually, invite you. I mean, I'm still her boyfriend, and we're not gonna be breaking up anytime soon." Buzzsaw reminds.

"True...but I meant during this week."

"Yeah...I think Ari would really appriciate it."

"Well..." Sin leans over Buzzsaw, reaching for the nearby phone...though the way she's reaching her breasts are in Buzzy's face. "What's her number?"

"735-1532. Don't forget the area code, though."

"Right..." she says, going to dial the number with area code...

After a few rings...

"Hello?" A sweet voice replies on the other end of the line.

"Hi, Ari?" Sin begins.

"Oh...hi" Her mood just done a 180 as the voice sounds a bit sad and depressed.

Sin sighs. "Um, how are you doing?"

"What do you think? Thanks to you, I've been lonely and sad!"

Sin sighs. "I'm sorry...but...I can make it up to you..."

"How? You can call it off and let me be with Buzzy?"

"Well...maybe. Buzzsaw is right here with me...and I was kinda thinking...would you like to be with him right now?"

"...Really?"

"Really." she says sweetly. "I didn't want to break you guys up...I just wanted to have fun with him."

"Why don't you guys come over! You have the crystal, right?"

"Well...I was gonna use it to bring you to the room that we're at."

"Ok, open the portal and let me change, first. And I'll be there in a sec."

Sin chuckles. "This is gonna be fun!"

Fade...

Pamela: Geez...why must almost EVERY girl in wrestling be a slut or lesbian or something?

Kanyon: Hey, cameraman? Can we get a shot of that?

"Ride On A Shooting Star" by the Pillows then begins to play...

Kanyon: Well ev'ryone time to see the tag team titles on tha line.

Pamela: Yeah...with...them...being defended by...ugh--Shade and Chaynz.

Kanyon: Yeah...quite a surprise coming out of the title unification match with the GoG vs. Chainsaw, where a double pin resulted in...Chaynz and Shade being named the new unified EAW Tag Team Champions.

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit, and is for the Unified EAW Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, the challengers...at a combined weight of 252 pounds...the EAW Extreme Champion, Oseiko, and Akiko!--Kyouki Shoujo!"

Pamela: And Oseiko looks to be a bit worse for wear...odd, she hurt herself training? And WHAT IS UP with that vest anyway? I expect her to come out in shades and a buzzcut next, then a nightstick...

Kanyon: Well, Pamela's fashion criticisms aside, I think we're set to see a great match, although one wonders just how well Chaynz and Shade will be able to work together in their first title defense, having only one other actual tag match as a team.

Pamela: Which Donnie B booked, HELPING THEM PREPARE FOR THIS...maybe he thought this might happen and unselfishly helped them get ready, hm?

Kanyon: Well, clearly you just pulled that right out of your ass, but I'll bite...sure. MAYBE he did.

Then, "Broken" by 12 Stones begins to play....

Kanyon: And the champs, in only their 2nd match teaming together, defending against the team of Kyouki Shoujo...although both are experienced tag team wrestlers.

Pamela: And in the case of Shade, an experienced tag team sex partner. =P

Capetta: And introducing now...the defending Unified EAW Tag Team Champions...Chaynz and Shade!

Kanyon: And certainly this isn't what either of them planned on whenever they went into that match...although Buzzsaw probably doesn't mind too much...

Pamela: And as long as Sin is sexing it up with a dozen men, women, or succubi, I don't think she really minds either...

Kanyon: Well, anyway, the champs gettin' to the ring, and handing the title belts to Charles Robinson...

*ding, ding*

Kanyon: The bell sounds, and Chaynz starting out against Akiko--collar and elbow--shoving her away--oh!--Akiko kippups--ducks a clothesline--spinning back kick to the head of Chaynz! Sends him to the ropes--panca--blocked by Chaynz--and a snap suplex by Chaynz! Akiko up--sweep kicks Chaynz--grabs the ankle--drives and elbow into the midsection! Now the right arm wrenched...pulls him up--arm drag takeover--scissored armbar, and Chaynz trying to get to the rope--Akiko hitting him in windpipe with the back of her leg to keep him from moving...standing up now--going for arm screw. Chaynz blocking it--elbows her in the back of the head! Sends Akiko against the ropes--tilt a whirl SLAM nicely done. Pulls up Akiko...set up for a powerbomb--back body drop by Akiko--off the ropes now, Chaynz up--drop toe hold on Akiko, and going for the ankle now...slams her knee-first into the mat, and picking her up now--and a DRAGON SCREW leg whip by Chaynz.

Pamela: Wisely working the leg there, and picking her up--sends her into the corner--avala--NO! Akiko vaulting out of the way--SPIN KICK to the back of the head! Hooks the arms, and a ReLEASE TIGER SUPLEX!! Akiko to the second rope--shades of Matt Hardy--and drops the leg across the throat of Chaynz! Tag made to Oseiko, and Akiko pulling up Chaynz..hammerlock now...

Kanyon: Series of kicks to the midsection--backs up--side kick thrusts Chaynz in the stomach--GERMAN SUPLEX RELEASE by Akiko--a Bad Company maneuver--

Pamela: They have that in that movie?!

Kanyon: NO!--the tag team--Akiko PANCAKES Oseiko on top of Chaynz...and the count...

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Tw--no!

Pamela: The tag--OOOOOH! Oops..hehe. Chaynz kicks out, getting up to one knee--OOH! Hard kick to the side of the head by Oseiko...and off the ropes now--MIDLEVEL DROPKICK nails him in the face...Oseiko going up to the top rope now--Chaynz gettin' u--

Kanyon: MOONSAULT by Oseiko--misses--Oseiko landing on her feet! Waistlock by Chaynz--standing switch by Oseiko, but Chaynz blocking the suplex, gets free--high kick by Oseiko, and Chaynz blocks, turns it into a SPINEBUSTER!!

Pamela: WHOA...damn impressive there, I even got to give him credit on that...and...now...removing her boots?!

Kanyon: Dragging her by her ankles to his corner--tags in Shade, and I think I know what this is all about...

Pamela: I'm afraid even I do at this point...and each of them with an ankle now, and trying to tickle Oseiko into submission...

Kanyon: Well, weird offense to be sure, but it seems to be having the desired effect...now Chaynz taking over on both as Shade pins her--

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TWO!--Kickout!

Pamela: Getting up now, kick to the midsection on Chaynz--DROPKICKS him out of the ring...Shade whipping her against the rope--catches her--NO! Oseiko with a Hurracanrana!

Kanyon: Oseiko up, and getting her boots back on...and certain that was a very very unique plan of attack, and CERTAINLY threw Oseiko off. Oseiko picking up Shade, set up and a snap suplex in the middle of the ring as Chaynz gets back up on the apron. Locking on a Triangle Hold now, wretching the arm as she scissors the neck of Shade. Center of the ring position making it hard for her to escape...trying to twist free of it--modifying her position now, and Oseiko with a scissored armbar variation...getting up now, and working the arm...now going up to the top rope..springboard--NO! Backdrop from the top rope by Shade!! Oseiko laying prone, and picking her up--knees into the midsection--going up top--TORNADO DDT by Shade!! And the cover!

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KICKOUT!

Pamela: Tag made to Chaynz, and Oseiko dragged to the center of the ring...picking her up now--tickling her up under her arms--and a DOUBLE BACKDROP by the tag team champions, and another cover now...

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Kanyon: Well, can't say this ain't an interesting match, and Chaynz now looking to capitalize on the advantage now...picking up Oseiko...sends her to the ropes...Chaynz off the ropes now--and a--

Pamela: GOOOOOORE!! GOOOOOOOOORE!! GOOOOOOOOOOORE!! by Chaynz!!

Kanyon: ....Precisely what we needed, PaulA. And Oseiko rolling out to the outside, clutching her midsection and chest...looks like that took a lot out of her...

1!

Pamela: Chaynz rolling out to the outside, and rams Oseiko into the ring apron, and hoisting her up--DROPS her back-first onto the edge of the apron.

2!

Pamela: ..up on the apron now...running ELBOW dropped onto her, and spilling out to the ringside area.

3!

Kanyon: Oseiko up now, and having a rough time as Chaynz setting her up--POWERBOMBS her onto the padding.

4!

Pamela: Ooooh...and Oseiko looking about done here now, and Chaynz setting her up on the steel steps...

5!

Kanyon: Looks like a Piledriver set up--wait, no! Oseiko between the legs of Chaynz.

6!

Grabbing him by the throat, SLAMS the back of his head into the steeps...Chaynz dazed now...and Oseiko going to the top rope...and...INSANE!! CROSS BODY BY OSEIKO!!

Pamela: Oseiko dragging Chaynz near the apron...rolling him inside now, and now a slingsh--MISSES!! Oseiko clutching her back...and Chaynz reaching over--DIVING TAG TO SHADE!

Kanyon: Shade in...helping up Chaynz...and now looks like a double team on Oseiko...to the ropes now--dual clothesline puts Oseiko down...off the ropes--STEREO LEG DROPS! And now Oseiko in trouble...and Shade pulling up Oseiko as Chaynz goes to the outside...off the ropes--and a BULLDOG on Oseiko...picks her up now, suplex set u--NO! Oseiko flipping behind her--PHOENIX DROPKICK by Oseiko puts her down...cover..

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Pamela: Kickout by Shade, but Oseiko reaching over and TAGS IN AKIKO! I think izzon now...like neckbone.

Kanyon: THAT'S who taught you how to do commentary...

Pamela: ...and Akiko and Oseiko now setting up Shade...and...DOUBLE REVERSE SUPLEX!! Shade down...and both picking her up now...Irish Whip...and SHADE CLOTHESLINING BOTH OF KYOUKI SHOUJO! They kippup--DOUBLE ARM DDT on Akiko! And kick to the midsection of Oseiko...SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!

Kanyon: Oseiko in trouble...and Shade going up top now...looks like it could be the Nightsh--Akiko back in--OOOH! Trips up Shade on the ropes...and, remember, Akiko is still the legal person here...and..SUPLEXES HER FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE MAT!! Oseiko up now...and signalling to Akiko...

Pamela: Oh, come ON...she's gotta be out of her mind...

Kanyon: Oseiko climbing up top...and...SHOOTING STAR PRESS on top of Shade, before rolling to the outside...cover by Akiko...

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THREE!!!?

"Ride on a Shooting Star" cues up...

Pamela: Well, it was a dumbass thing to do--but it worked!

Kanyon: NEW CHAMPIONS!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!

Capetta: The winners of this match...and NEEEEEEEEEEW Extreme Attitude Wrestling Tag Team Champions--Kyouki Shoujo!

Kanyon: Well, a hard fought match, but the newly formed team of Shade and Chaynz only champions for a little over a week.

Pamela: Oh well--maybe a real team like Deadly Extremity can get the next shot...at this point, another loser team like those two having them can't really do any further harm...

Kanyon: Well, handshakes and hugs all around in the ring, as the champions didn't win the match, but they aren't sore losers, either. We'll be back after this commercial break, folks, so stay with us!

Scene switch to Eighteen, as she gets ready for her match, throwing a few punches in the air as both Crysta, her manager, and her daughter Marron watch on.

"... Showtime," Eighteen says. Then she turns to look to Marron. "Stay here, okay?"

"Okay!" Marron says cheerfully! "Win!"

Eighteen smiles. "I will, sweetie."

Crysta smiles, then leads Eighteen out of the dressing room. "Let's go!"

Kanyon: Eighteen! Rash! For the chance to face Buzzsaw for the 3-Crown Title! Next!!

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Kanyon: ...

Pamela: Troublemaker has struck again.

Kanyon: No kiddin'.

Suddenly the lights go out of the arena.

Pamela: ... Uh,oh.

OOONNNNNNNNNE STEEEEEEEP!!!!

The emerald laser light show shoots up from the stage as the Digimortal herself floats down within, carrying in her arms her manager, Crysta.

Pamela: And here comes the Digislut with her manager! Ms. Directed Property! >=p

Kanyon: Well, Eighteen DID admit to using her powers on Nova when they were fighting for Crysta, but her intentions were noble, Pamela! There's no telling what could have happened if Nova made those wishes!

Pamela: Bleh. That's a load of bull and you know it. Crysta's Nova's manager by default, but at Aggression Nova'll win her for real!

Eighteen and Crysta reach the ring, and Eighteen holds the ropes open for Crysta so she can pass through them. Just as "Here Comes The Pain" cues up after "Digimortal."

Pamela: Now HERE'S a deserving champion! Poor Rashie-poo was screwed out of the title by shading dealings and by Hulk Hogan! It's a travesty that he has to face this undeserving cyber-skank!

Kanyon: But this match should have taken place last Mayhem, Pamela! If Marron didn't get sick then who knows? Eighteen might be champ now!

Pamela: Puh-leeze. Marron shouldn't have gotten sick in the first place!

Rash climbs into the ring... staring at Eighteen as Crysta slides out. Referee Earl Hebner calls for the bell.

Kanyon: And let's go!

Kanyon: Both competitors stalking each other... sizing each other up... TIE-UP! And Eighteen-- THROWS RASH DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Rash gets up, charges Eighteen, but she grabs him! Irish whip to the corner! Eighteen follows up and CLOTHESLINES!! Spins him around and hooks him in the Tree of Woe! Kicks him in the breadbasket and lets him fall! She grabs him up... Irish Whip! And Eighteen--

Kanyon: OH, GETS SPEARED HARD BY RASH!!!

Pamela: GORE!!! GORE!!! GOOORRREEE!!!!!!!!!!

Kanyon: *sigh* Eighteen manages to get up and Rash-- KNOCKS HER BACK DOWN WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Rash picks her up and grabs her up... and THERE'S THE DROP SUPLEX BY THE SYMBIOITE! Follows up with an elbow drop--NO, EIGHTEEN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Rash gets up--AGH! AND GETS TWISTED INSIDE OUT BY A WICKED CLOTHESLINE BY EIGHTEEN!!! Eighteen with the pin! NO! Not even a one count!

Pamela: Betcha Eighteen just LOVES to be on top. >=p

Kanyon: Er... Eighteen grabs Rash up-- RASH COUNTERS! GRABS EIGHTEEN AND THERE'S THE SIDEWALK SLAM! Grabs her leg and kicks at the hamstring hard! Crysta's looking a little worried here!

Pamela: Ha! Her meal ticket's already on the ropes! ^_^

Kanyon: WAIT! EIGHTEEN FLIPS AWAY AND-- BEARHUG FRONT SLAM!!! RASH GETS UP FROM IT! THROWS EIGHTEEN TO THE CORNER AND SHOULDER THRUSTS!! AND A KNEE TO THE FACE!! PIN! ONE! TWO! NO, EIGHTEEN KICKS OUT! Rash grabs up Eighteen... and--

Kanyon: SWIFT KICK TO THE HEAD BY RASH!!! WHAT A STIFF SHOT BY THE DIGIMORTAL! Rash struggles to get up and GETS MET WITH A FLYING CROSS CHOP!! Eighteen picks Rash up-- OHH! SHOULDER CLAW!!! EIGHTEEN SHOWCASING HER INCREDIBLE STRENGTH BY APPLYING THIS SUBMISSION MOVE!!!

Pamela: SHE'S CHEATING!!!! DQ HER! DQ HER!!!!

Kanyon: She's well below her power level, Pamela! But Rash is too close to the ropes! He gets them and Eighteen breaks the hold! But Irish whips him! And-- FLAPJACK BY EIGHTEEN! She follows up, grabbing his legs and... OHH!!! DECEPTIVELY LOW STOMP BY EIGHTEEN!

Pamela: Oooooo.. maybe Baby can kiss lil' Rashie and make it all better! ^.^

Kanyon: ... You're Lilith in disguise, are you?

Pamela: ^_^;

Kanyon: Eighteen picks Rash up... and-- HIGH ROUNDHOUSE-- INTERCEPTED BY RASH! OVERHEAD PUNCH RIGHT DOWN ONTO EIGHTEEN'S HEAD!! Rash turns Eighteen around and--OH, GETS CLOCKED WITH A MARTIAL ARTS KICK TO THE HEAD! GRABS HIM UP AND THERE'S THE JIUJITSU THROW!!! Eighteen picks Rash up and throws him back down with the scoop slam!! Picking him up again-- OHH, RAS COUNTERS WITH A WICKED CLOTHESLINE!!! HE GOES UP TO THE TOP!!! MOONSAULT!!!! He doesn't go for the pin though.. picks her up... HIGH ROUNDHOUSE NAILS HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! And he-- LOCKS ON THE SYMBIOITE CLAW!!! COMBOED!! JUMPING CHOKESLAM!!! COVER!! ONE! TWO! NO! EIGHTEEN GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!

Pamela: Grrr... she's cheating, she's gotta be!! >=/

Kanyon: Rash waits until she gets up... grabs her and-- Twist of Fate! ANOTHER ONE! MODIFIED TKO!! AND-- SNOWPLOW!!! KILLER INSTINCT!!!!! AND A LEG DROP TO THE NECK!!!

Pamela: Eighteen's beaten!!! ^_^

Kanyon: ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!!! EIGHTEEN WITH THE SHOULDER UP!!!!

Pamela: O_O!!! BULLS*bleep!*!!!! Eighteen HAS TO BE CHEATING!!!

Kanyon: Rash doesn't believe it either! But he gets Eighteen up... THROAT THRUST TO THE DIGIMORTAL! KICK TO THE GUT!! HUGE FOREARM SMASH KNOCKING EIGHTEEN DOWN!!! Rash is looking pretty pissed at the moment!

Pamela: As well he should be!!

Kanyon: Rash pick Eighteen up-- AND LOCKS IN THE MEXICAN SURFBOARD!! EIGHTEEN'S SCREAMING IN PAIN!! She's in a predicament to say the least! No way to reach the ropes and no earthly way to get out of the hold!!

Pamela: >=D Eighteen's gonna submit!!! A first for the Digimortal!!!

Kanyon: Earl's asking if Eighteen wants to give up... she shaking her head adamantly... how is she going to possibly... ohhhhh... look who just showed up on the stage!

Pamela: Glenda Jacobs?! She's not supposed to be out here!!

Kanyon: Rash's spotted her! Releasing the hold and shouting at her, but Glenda's not making a visible attempt to come to the ring! Eighteen's getting up from behind Rash!! SHE CHARGES IN-- OHHH, BUT RASH CATCHES HER!! TILT-A-WHIRL SIDE SLAM!!!! Rash picks Eighteen up... trash talking Glenda-- WAIT!!!!! TSF!!!! TSF FROM OUT OF NOWHERE BY EIGHTEEN!!!!!! TRASH TALKING TO GLENDA MAY HAVE COST HIM THE MATCH!!!!

Pamela: NOOO!!!

Kanyon: COVER!! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!

Pamela: YEESSSS!!!

Kanyon: Rash just BARELY GOT A SHOULDER UP!!! Eighteen and Crysta are BOTH in shock!! But Eighteen doesn't seem too worried... she picks him up... LOCKING IN THE SLEEPER WITH SCISSORS!!!! NO! RASH PUNCHES EIGHTEEN IN THE HEAD AND BREAKS THE HOLD!! Both get up and Rash-- OHH, CLUBS EIGHTEEN BACK DOWN!! And now he's beginning to rain punches down on Eighteen!!!! Ref makes him break it up... Rash just glares at Hebner and goes back to Eighte-- OHHH, WITH A FRONT DROPKICK!!!! RASH FLIPS BACK UP AND DRIVES EIGHTEEN INTO THE CORNER!!! AND A PUNCH TO EIGHTEEN'S FACE!!! ELBOW TO HER HEAD!! THROAT THRUST TO EIGHTEEN!!! Picks her up... PUMPHANDLE SLAM!!!!! But Rash keeps her on his shoulder! AND-- MODIFIED FACEBUSTER!!! He picks him up and Irish whips-- SHORTARM--NO!!!

Kanyon: GORE!!! GORE!!! GORREEEE BY EIGHTEEN!!! AND WITH AUTHORITY!!!! Eighteen gets up a bit slowly now... picks Rash up-- RASH WITH A CLOTHESLINE--EIGHTEEN DUCKS--BUT RASH CLUBS HER FROM BEHIND!!!! Picks her up... AND THERE'S THE BALDO BOMB!!!!!! COVER! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!! EIGHTEEN KICKS OUT!!!

Pamela: FOUL!! FOULL!!!!

Kanyon: Rash steps back... it looks like he's... YES!!! THE FINAL BITE!!! AND-- NO!!!! EIGHTEEN GRABBED RASH'S JAWS!!!! SHE'S TRYING TO KEEP THE JAWS OF RASH FROM ENCLOSING HER!!!!! SHE'S... FORCED DOWN TO ONE KNEE!!!! RASH... my God, this is so disturbing!!! It's like Rash is actively trying to EAT Eighteen!!! Crysta... she's jumped onto the apron!! Arguing to referee Earl Hebner! Glenda rushes in!!!! AND-- NO!!!! BULLWHIP JUST CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND SPEARED GLENDA HARD!!!! Grabs her up and.. uh, oh... our Spansh announcers' table is a target!!! POWERBOMB RIGHT INTO THE TABLE!!!!!!! AND IN THE RING!!! EIGHTEEN POWERS OUT OF THE ATTEMPTED FINAL BITE!!! GRABS RASH BY THE NECK AND-- TSF!!! ANOTHER TSF!!!! PIN! ONE! TWO! THR--NO!!!!! RASH KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!

Pamla: YAAY! ^_^ Kanyon: Eighteen's not deterred though... she grabs Rash up. And-- ELECTIC CHAIR DROP!!!! Bullwhip meanwhile lays the boots into Glenda... I can hear him saying... "it's nothing personal, just business?!" In the ring, Eighteen picks Rash up--

*CHOMP!!* Kanyon: HOLY CRAP!! THE FINAL BITE!! JUST LIKE THAT!! THE ENTIRE UPPER HALF OF EIGHTEEN'S BODY HAS BEEN ENGULFED BY RASH!!!! HE'S THRASHING HER ABOUT!!!! TRYING TO MAKE HER PASS OUT FROM EITHER FRIGHT OR AGONY!!! I... my God, I think he's actually breaking her skin with those teeth of his!!! Eighteen-- WAIT!!! EIGHTEEN IS KICKING RASH IN THE CHEST! ONCE!!! TWICE!!! THREE TIMES!!! RASH LETS HER GO!!! EIGHTEEN QUICKLY RETALIATES-- BACK BRAIN KICK!!!!!!! WITH AUTHORITY!!!!!! COVER!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!! MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH!!!!!

Pamela: She cheated! She had to have cheated!!!

Winner: "The Digimortal" Eighteen

Kanyon: Eighteen is soaking wet with symbioite drool, but he's victorious!!! And she did it without the help of Glenda Jacobs, who definetly has a bone to pick with Rash... and maybe with Bullwhip too, now!!!

Pamela: Yeah... she'd better be careful or else Rash will pick his teeth with her bones! Hey, that's a good idea! If you can't eat brains, eat flesh. >=D

Kanyon: ... Girl, you're scaring me.

Pamela: ^_^;;

Kanyon: Folks, we'll be right back!

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Kanyon: Welcome back everyone, while we were on break, we found out just what David Flair was talking about. Roll that footage!

Scene switch to the parking lot area... Oseiko is seen with her duffel bag, dressed in casual attire as she walks from the lot, then pauses to stretch a little. "Mmmmmmmmm... ahhh, that match was intense..." she says to herself.

Suddenly, a bunch of little girls dressed up as Oseiko come up to her, holding up autograph books, all begging for an autograph at the same time.

"Ah--!" Oseiko blinks... then giggles softly. "Okay, okay..." She smiles invitingly, taking one notepad from one girl. "What's your name, ojo-chan?" ^^

"I'm Helen" the girl says happily. "You're the best, Oseiko! I wanna be just like you when I grow up!"

Oseiko giggles, sighing the pad. "That's pretty inspiring, Helen-chan..." she hands the notepad back to Helen. "Keep it up! Remember you can do anything your heart desires!" She looks to another girl with an autograph book. "And you?" ^^

"I'm Nina!" she says. "Someday you should go for the World Title!"

"It's a dream I wish to fulfill one day..." Oseiko signs Nina's autograph book. "But for now I'll let Michael-sama have his chance--" Oseiko suddenly pauses, blinking. "EVERYONE, GET DOWN!!!" She quickly turns around, ready to jump--

The girls duck...as a wrecking ball swings right towards Oseiko. Oseiko acts quickly, jumping back and cartwheeling to safety, then turns to see who tried to annihilate her with it.

She should see, in the Driver's seat, a certain Second-Generation star. "Damnit, so close..." he says, trying again.

"A challenge." Oseiko drops her duffel bag and runs towards David Flair as the wrecking ball swings back towards her back, but she suddenly does the splits and drops down, avoid it again, then reverse kippuping to her feet and charging at Flair, jumping onto the wrecking ball and landing right at the driver's side , throwing a throat thrust at her attacker!

David holds his throat as he's attacked, and goes to roll out of the Wrecking Ball...leaving Oseiko in it, hoping for her to get caught in it when it crashes. Oseiko quickly backflips from it as the wrecking ball collides with the crane, destroying the driver's side! She drops to her feet, staring at David Flair with steely determination. "... Baka... you'll have to do better than that."

David smiles. "You didn't think this was my ONLY offensive, did you?" he says as a pair of headlights highlight his body.

Oseiko blinks, her sakki crying "DANGER!" in her senses as she quickly stands up and drops to her ninjitsu stance. "I know it's coming. You won't succeed."

"We'll see." he says as a convertible drives right at Oseiko's body. Oseiko doesn't seem to see it coming... but suddenly Oseiko JUMPS! Flipping back and landing in the passenger's seat of the car, immediately driving a shotei into the face of its driver, Kelly Connelly!!

Kelly grunts...as she hits the automatic convertible top button with her right hand, and the door lock button with the other, sorta trapping Oseiko into the car. David has rolled out of the way by now, as the car swerves sideways towards a wall. David smirks...and walks towards the car. "Now to just get the pin and the title...so she doesn't disgrace it anymore..."

KRASH!! The windshield suddenly shatters as Oseiko barrels through it!! Rolling to her feet and covered with several lacerations from the glass she stares at David... already David can see the cuts beginning to heal. "Not tonight, baka... see to your girlfriend instead. She's unconscious."

David grrs...and tries rolling Oseiko off of him. Oseiko easily relents, flipping away from him and grabbing up her duffel bag, looking to the girls who stayed behind to watch the awesome show. "Minna! Daijoubu?"

The girls nod as the camera fades out, David going towards his girlfriend.

The camera goes back into the arena, at the announcer's desk. Kanyon is chuckling a bit.

Kanyon: So much for David's plan, eh?

Pamela: Just…just shut up and let's move on.

The camera switches to the ring area.

Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is our main event! It's a tag team match set for one fall with a 30-Minute Time Limit.

Kanyon: And we're about to wrap things up with a brutal tag-team affair.

Pamela: Where yours and my Olympic Hero and everyone's favorite super-hero will show up those two upstarts that dare challenge him.

"Boom" by P.O.D. cues up to kick things off, as the monkey-tailed girl Fasha comes out.

Pamela: Great, it's Queen Kong! Monkey Girl's probably gonna spend most of the match picking bugs out of a nearby person's hair.

Kanyon: Oh will you stop. Though she hasn't really started off successful yet in EAW, big things are expected from this young girl.

Capetta: Introducing first, from Portland, Oregon, standing 5'9" tall and weighing in at 125 pounds…Fasha!

Pamela: Well look at this. She has less than a year in this business under her belt, and she already thinks she's good enough to go in the big leagues.

Kanyon: You're forgetting all of her times in those underground Street Fights.

Pamela: Big frikkin deal. This is REAL competition here.

Kanyon: Don't underestimate her or her partner…

On that, "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica cues up, and to a great reaction from the crowd out comes Erica Angel.

Pamela: UNGRATEFUL BITCH! This girl is lucky her name is famous due to her brother, and she doesn’t realize he helped to boost her.

Kanyon: Yeah right. If it was up to that stuck up jerk, she'd still be at home cooking or something like that.

Capetta: And her partner, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing 5'7" tall and weighing in at 110 pounds, Erica Angel!

Kanyon: Erica making her EAW debut here tonight. We'll have to see how much she learned in those years over in Japan.

Pamela: If Oseiko is any indication, she learned how to screw over deserving people.

Kanyon: Don't make me get the hook, Pamela.

Erica and Fasha both get into the ring, high-fiving each other…as "Conflict" by Disturbed suddenly cues up, changing the reception from the crowd from cheers into boos.

Pamela: YES! A real hero coming in now. THIS is what I paid to see, some REAL talent.

Kanyon: While I agree that he is a great superstar, Nova is one of the most egotistical jack-asses in this company today.

Pamela: Oh come on, he's no Hogan.

Kanyon: You're right, Hogan's better.

Capetta: And their opponents, first, from Silicon Valley, California. Standing 5'11" tall and weighing in at 220 pounds…Nova!

Pamela: Come on Kanyon, seeing this guy here, looking so suave, debonaire…and damn hot in those tights…and you can't respect him?

Kanyon: Unlike you, I don't want to sleep with him.

Pamela: Grr…just wait till his partner comes out. There's someone that will shut you up.

As if on cue, Nova stops halfway down the entryway…as "Gonna Fly Now" cues up.

Pamela: WHOO! OUR CHAMPION HAS ARRIVED!

Kanyon: Though he may be the champion, he is one of the most…

Pamela: Hush! Let's bask in the glow of his entrance.

Capetta: And his partner, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, standing 6'2" tall and weighing in at 225 pounds…he is both the PWF Universal and EAW World Champion, Kirk Angel!

Pamela: Aaah…that brings a tear of joy to my eye everytime I hear that.

Kanyon: In brings indigestion to me. Nova and Kirk standing next to each other, and getting into the ring. This match is about to begin…and it looks like Nova and Erica will start things off.

Pamela: Nova quick to strike, as soon as the bell rings! Diving in for a spear on Erica, and punching away at her face!

Kanyon: Erica right on top of it though, using her leg to flip Nova onto his back. Erica getting up to her feet now, and waits for Nova, hiptoss by Erica, into an armbar!

Pamela: Nova fighting back up though, onto his feet, using the ropes to his advantage…

Kanyon: But Erica pulls him away before he can flip over, and now pulls him into the corner.

Pamela: Monkey girl tagged in…and now THEY'RE using illegal double-teaming tactics on Nova, with that legdrop to Nova's head!

Kanyon: I don't blame them, because Kirk and Nova deserve just this. Fasha waiting for Nova to get back up to his feet, and a hard slam by Fasha. Nova backing up into his corner…

Pamela: Hey look! Kirk Angel has just tagged into this match! Fasha going towards Nova as Kirk gets tagged…and she gets backdropped out of the ring!

Kanyon: Ugh…unfortunately a smart maneuver by Angel right there, now going off the apron, and drops an elbow right into the sternum of Fasha. Rolling her back into the ring now, and a leg snap.

Pamela: See how intelligent Kirk is. If Fasha's leg is destroyed, than she won't be able to get in any good offense. Kirk lifting Fasha back up to her feet, and…HEY!

Kanyon: Woah…a shot into the Angel Family Jewels there by Fasha! And Fasha tags in Erica!

Pamela: But Kirk, being the caring brother he is, tagging in Nova. He doesn't want to hurt his own sister.

Kanyon: I just think that he's afraid. Erica going after her brother, but not a smart move there, as Nova catches her from behind with a dropkick.

Pamela: And they say Hardcore Holly has the best dropkick in the business. Nova's is WAY better in that department. Nova now running in as Erica sits up…dropkick to her face!

Kanyon: Good call by Nova there, and Erica's in trouble. She needs to focus on this match rather than getting her brother in the ring. Nova picking Erica up to her feet now, and suplexes her onto the mat…but too close to her corner!

Pamela: Nova aware of the incoming Fasha though, ducks her punch attempt…

Kanyon: But his attempt is blocked, and a NICE spin wheel-kick to the head of Nova. Fasha going towards her downed opponent, Fury's Rain by Fasha!

Pamela: Nova! Get back up! Fasha's climbing up to the top rope right now, going in for a Splash…YES Good job getting your knees up there Nova! And he tags in Angel once again.

Kanyon: Kirk Angel ready to take advantage of the situation that Nova set up…grabbing her from the mat, and a German Suplex! Staying on for the first pin!

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Pamela: Kirk just showing Fasha that she better be on her toes if she faces the World Champion…though he could have beaten her if he wanted to.

Kanyon: Angel taking the leg of Fasha now, leaning into it and pulling away at it. Trying to weaken that basic base of Fasha…and drives a knee into it now, and makes another tag to Nova.

Pamela: Continuity early on by Nova and Angel. Nova leaping off the top rope as Kirk holds Fasha…splash into the downed girl.

Kanyon: This is not a good situation for Fasha to be in…in the enemy corner, and being attacked upon by both stars. Nova picking Fasha up onto his shoulders now…and a Spin Doctor onto her now!.

Pamela: And Nova telling Erica something…and look at this, she tries to get involved for no reason!

Kanyon: Well, the referee distracted with Erica's attempted involvement, and now Kirk and Nova double teaming onto Fasha…Suplex by Angel…neckbreaker by Nova at the same time!

Pamela: Hey, if the referee doesn't see it, it's legal. Now Angel staying in the ring, and sends the Monkey-girl off the ropes, Belly to Belly from there! Angel making another tag into Nova, and he goes to the top rope…Frog Splash! For the cover!

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Kanyon: Fasha isn't going to go down that easily. Nova picking up Fasha to her feet though…signaling to the crowd…what's this?

Pamela: Kryptonite Crunch time! Nova picking her up…and…NO!

Kanyon: Fasha with a nice shot to the gut of Nova right there! But Fasha unable to follow up…both she and Nova down.

Pamela: EEP! Come on Nova, get back up!

Kanyon: Both superstars reaching to the corner…Kirk tagged in…sprinting over to try to stop the tag…but to no avail!

Pamela: Come on Erica, reconsider things!

Kanyon: No such doing there Pamela…Erica rushing in with a hard elbow shot to the head of her brother! Nova getting up to his feet now, but Erica taking him down and out! Fasha starting to get back up to her feet on the apron…wait a damn minute!

Pamela: BROCK LESNAR! BROCK LESNAR IS HERE! And he's going right after Fasha! Brock pulling Fasha out of the ring, and pounding away at her!

Kanyon: What the hell is this about? This isn't Mayhem, Lesnar shouldn't be here!

Pamela: Well that's tough, because Brock Lesnar IS here, and he's working away at Fasha now. And look, Nova making sure that Brock follows out his plan!

Kanyon: Now wait a damn minute, is Brock is supposed to be so tough, why in the hell is he going to beat up Fasha as well.

Pamela: Hey, she IS a participant in this match, you know.

Kanyon: Brock and Nova beating away at Fasha now…Nova going off…but LOOK!

Pamela: EEP! Nova, look out! It's Eighteen!

Kanyon: Eighteen going right to Nova…and Brock KO's Fasha with his finisher. And Eighteen with the TSF onto Nova!

Pamela: Brock being smart here, grabbing a steel chair…and LEVELS Eighteen with…WHAT?

Kanyon: Eighteen just shook that off as if it were nothing! Paul Heyman coming out to pull Brock away…and the two staring down each other.

Pamela: Geez, can't this girl go ONE DAY without using those powers of her? Hasn't she ever heard the phrase "With great power comes great responsibility"?

Kanyon: Apparently not.

Pamela: Well, she should learn it.

Kanyon: Well back into the ring now…Erica is working away on Angel…but he's just trying to avoid her. What, is Kirk afraid that his sister will hurt him?

Pamela: Kanyon, how dumb are you? Kirk is a caring brother, and he doesn't want to hurt his own sister.

Kanyon: Erica charging one way…no, a fake into a knee to the face. Kirk's lip is busted open on that one…and Kirk looks upset.

Pamela: Uh oh…Kirk, keep your cool, she's your own sister!

Kanyon: Erica swinging a fist, Kirk ducks it…OLYMPIC SLAM!

Pamela:…I don't know whether to be happy or sad. Kirk looks sad though…as well he should. He's become one of them.

Kanyon: Well Kirk going over to Erica…she landed a bit wrong in that, right on her head. She looks to be out…

Pamela: Well, Kirk is a dangerous man. Erica was caught at the wrong moment there…it looks like to check on her…and…wait, what's this?

Kanyon: Kirk just pulled Erica onto him…she's out cold…and he's telling the referee to count! He's doing it…

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WINNERS: Erica Angel and Fasha

Kanyon: What the hell was that all about?

Pamela: The pin…wait…I get it now! Remember Erica's contract!

Kanyon: She'd leave EAW…when she got a win over Kirk.

Pamela: That's right! Kirk Angel has just saved his sister from early pain and misery right there!

Kanyon: Ugh, that scheming jerk…Angel now going out of the ring, taking his title belts…Erica recovering, and we're out of time! For Pammy…WHO BETTA THAN KANYON? G'night!