Live from the Peoria Civic Center in Peoria, IL!!
After the introduction for Riot Rulz cues up, we cut to a wide-angle shot of a section of the inside of the Peoria Civic Center, where the fans jam-packing the arena, per usual, have a variety of signs in support of/mocking various EAW stars.
"Rash slipped me some tongue."
"Bookah Tee sez know your role, sucka!"
"Hey Jenna, Richard hypmotized me too, could you..?"
"Spike: I have an extra ticket to Streisand..."
"Bob is God!!"
From there we cut to the announcer's desk, where the Road Dogg and Pamela Paulshock are seated for tonight's commentary.
Dogg: Yo, yo, yo....the Dawg and Double P up in Illy, here to see some mofo's get smacked silly, Pam here's sure to wake up your willy....PAMMY P...you ready for Riot Rulz?!
Pamela: As ready as I am to here your last rap.
Dogg: Well, no need to complain, even if you think my rhymes are lame. Kick back, light up a doobie, and watch this battle between a vet and a newbie. Up first, a clash between the new guy Rash and our old pal Kevin Nash!
"Symphony of Destruction" by Megadeth cues up...
"Introducing first, from parts unknown, he stands 6'9", and weighs in a 268 lbs....in his debut match tonight....RASH!!"
Pamela: Hmmm...where is he?
Dogg: I think--whoa, what the hell?!
A red weap appears around ringside, and Rash swings down from it and inside the ring. The crowd gives a mixed reaction for the debuting Rash, who comes out from the back licking his lips...his large mouth drooling.
Dogg: A hungry young superstar if I ever saw one...
Pamela: Ick...I definitely wouldn't want to be his opponent tonight. He looks like he may swallow some of the little kids out here.
Dogg: Nash'd be a bit hard for him to swallow. Plus he's old and tough....don't think Rash'd really try it.
"Hellrazor" by Tupac cues up next...
"And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, standing over seven feet tall and weighing three hundred, and fifty-eight pounds...'The Hunter' Kevin Nash!
Dogg: Now here's a sometimes-cool sometimes-fool comin' out here now. Chillin' like a villain and achin' to put a breakin' on that thing in the ring. Pammy P...whatcha think the outcomes gonna be?
Pamela: Not really sure...Rash is prone to slobber, so I bet he may end up slipping a bit in the ring. Nash is a helluva talent, and I think he'll get the win here.
Dogg: Well, I believe we'll see what it'll be after a 1-2-3. Either that or when one of them taps, or one of 'em gets lude and DQ'ed. I'd hate to see the bout end via count out.
Pamela: Puh-lease....
Dogg: Nash getting in the ring now...stepping over the ropes. Two big mofos in the hizouse, ready to bring it dowwwwwwwwwn.
*ding, ding*
Dogg: There's the Ding, ding, so let's see what shiznit these two can bring! Nash and Rash locking up in the middle. Nash shoving Rash towards the ropes...knee to the midsection by Rash...Rash hammering on him now...send Nash towards the corner...charging in now--boot up by Nash! Rash turning away--headbutt back of the head...Nash sets him up...SIDE SLAM!! Nash off the ropes now--leg drop misses! Rash up...going for an armwringer....dropping down with a hanging armbar--Nash powers him down to the mat!! Rash releases the arm!
Pamela: Rash looks like he could swallow Nash's arm whole! Look at the mouth on him!
Dogg: I've heard stories about how impressive you are at swallowing...
Pamela: All lies, I assure you.
Dogg: Nash pulling up Rash....setting him up for a suplex...has him up high....trying to make all the blood rush to his head...powers him down with the suplex!! Nash on the offensive now....stomping away on Rash. Rash up...Nash setting him up for a neckbreaker...Rash slipping free--schoolboy--
.
.
.
On--kickout by Nash! Rash surprises him with a pinfall attempt. Rash kippups...surprising agility for his size....Rash grabbing the arm now....another armwringer, into a wristlock...Rash climbing up now...shades the Undertaker....walking the ropes...FLIPPING NECKBREAKER--never seen THAT from Dead Man, Inc!
Pamela: And likely not ever...Rash is damn speedy for a guy his size...now using the arm as a point of attack further....leg drop on the elbow joint. Rash wrenching back on it....Nash fighting it off as best he can...trying to get up to a vertical base. Nash rolling over onto Rash...hammering away on him, trying to force him to release it...it seems he has.
Dogg: Nash is about as straightforward a brawler as you'll find....he's gets back up to his feet...pulling up Rash--snapmares him over--driving the knee down into the back, and wrenching on the neck...Rash grabbing at the arm...bridging himself up now...crabwalking over towards the ropes...Nash losing his grip on Rash's neck....leg across the ropes. The referee orders Nash to release it.
Pamela: Nash does it...reluctantly...Rash getting up now...Nash hits him with a running big boot! Rash tumbling out to the outside! Grabs the ropes however...pulling himself onto the apron...Nash with a knee into the midsection...setting him up now...SUPLEX INTO THE RING BY NASH!! Nash going for the cover
.
.
.
One!
.
.
.
Tw--kickout!
Dogg: Nash in firm control for the moment, but you don't know what we'll see from this Rash...Nash grabbing him arm...ramming the shoulder into Rash...again...fires him into the corner. Nash charging towards him...huge elbow smash in the corner! Nash with boots into the stomach...one across the throat of Rash now...Nash letting go...climbing up on Rash now--Rash grabbing Nash! Has him by both legs...up and OOOOOOOoooo...one hell of an inverted Atomic Drop! Rash shoving Nash into the corner now...boot across the throat of Nash now....Rash now choking Nash with his bare hands and--pulling him out of the corner now...hoisting him up--amazing...lifting choke hold!! Looks like a Baldo Bom--Headbutt by Nash makes Rash drop him back onto his feet...knee into the mid--Rash catches the leg of Nash! Going for a Dragon Scre--Nash grabs the ropes, blocking it. Rash back up now. Nash and Rash going at each other with rights...nothing fancy here...Nash gaining the advantage....sends Rash into the ropes...Rash off--Nash buries the knee into the gut of Rash!! Rash pulled up be Nash...has him up...Rash slipping behind...hooks the symbiotic claw!!
Pamela: A bit of an overused lately...but if I were Nash, I'd be wondering just WHERE those fingers had been...
Dogg: Rash now--oh my--DAYUM!!! A chokeslam!! Rash with one damn impressive move there....Rash picking him up...set up...don't tell me Rash is going to try to powerbomb Nash...he's f'ing nuts...
Pamela: Damn...think he has the strength?
Dogg: He's going for it...no, reversed by Nash! Back body drop!
Pamela: Wait a sec--
Dogg: Michael Connelly up on the apron!! It looks like he was under the ring this entire time! Nash unaware...pulling up Rash. Hoisting him up over his shoulder now...Connelly Comet now!! Nash dropped Rash! Rash landing on top of the ref!
Pamela: This isn't really like Michael...
Dogg: Nash rolling over....Connelly hammering away on Nash! This is one pissed off little dude...getting up now...Rash takes him off his feet with a chopblock! Nash getting up now...locks on the Final Bite! Similar to Derek's infamous finisher....the referee up now...oblivious to the situation...but going to check on Nash....Nash trying to fight his way out...
Pamela: Holy crap!! He's doing it ever easier than Derek!
Dogg: It looks like it...Nash trying to fight out but to no avail...Nash taps out! Booker T coming out from the back now...chair in hand....Connelly taking the low road now...Rash spitting out Nash...looking for another path out...both vault the guardrail in different places.
Pamela: Think they were in cahoots on this?
Dogg: I doubt it. Just probably what Nash said about his hoochie kinda got to him.
Winner by Submission >>> Rash
Pamela: Probably not a good idea to have done that...if those two catch him alone..
Dogg: Yeah, but Raven's here, Nova's here, and Bret Hart is here as well, I think he's probably fairly safe...unless Nash and Booker T do end up working with S&M. At any rate, that's our first match for tonight...but there's a shiznit load more to come...after commercial break. Our advisers need to pimp their wares, then we'll be back with another match...don't miss it!
Pamela: In the meantime...Road Dogg's probably gonna get high...
Dogg: I've QUIT..I SWEAR!!!...
**Commercial Break**
After break, "Ressurection is my Name" by Pantera is just beginning to play, as we're welcomed back by
Dogg: Welcome everybody, back to the Peoria Civic Center, which tonight is the DOOOOOOOOOOOGGHOUSE!!! The Road Dogg here along with Double P here to bring some awesome action here as Dave Star and Ninja X are gonna battle--first singles match for Star here and Ninja X's first match in quite a while after his vacation.
Pamela: Dave Star is one half of the Experimentals, and Ninja X is a member of Da Pac, which also holds the team of Chainsaw...since the Experimentals beat Chainsaw recently, think that Ninja X is going to be out to prove something here?
Dogg: Pammy, that I can't tell. So far, Zen and Star are doing well, but Dave better be careful to avoid his first L.
"Excellence" Dave Star makes his way down to the ring, sans his tag partner....
The music fades out to....
"Blood Brother" cues up on the P.A.
"And his opponent..."
Pyro explodes from the stage on cue...
"Currently residing in LA, he stands six foot one and weighs in at 2 hundred even, and is a member of Da Pac...accompanied by fellow Da Pac member Jenna...Ninja X!!
Pamela: Tell me, RD, who looks better, me or Jenna?
Dogg: I ain't going there. After a little vay-cay X is back, his girl's stacked and makes you wanna wack. She's a got a great butt, her dress is low cut, and
Pamela: She looks like a slut?
Dogg: Was gonna say "If we were playing football I'd like her to 'hut'," actually.
Pamela: Suuuuure....
A mixture of cheers and whistles greet Ninja X and Jenna as they make their way down to the ring.
Dogg: X in the ring now....Star and X now going at it already...there's the bell...
Dogg: Star and X already on each other now...exchanging rights--Ninja X laying in a few kicks that Star is cleverly blocking with his face...catches the leg that time...looks like a leg clutch suplex--No, X slipping behind, takes Star down to the mat in a crucifix pin!! On--no kickout by Star easily. Star up...jumps over the attempted sweep kick--standing dropkicks X into the chest...X up...fired into the ropes by Star...POWERSLAM by Star!! One--kickout by X!! Star up now...yanking up X--grabbing the arm, wrenching it now into a wristlock, suprising Star--Star reversing into a hammerlock. Star attempting a Chicken Wing--X grabbing the ropes--forced to release it. X kicking away Star--heading towards the ropes..Star in persuit--ASAI MOONSAULT PRESS on Star by Ninja X!! X hits the ropes--quick leg drop down on the throat of Dave Star!!
Pamela: X in control for the moment, Dave'll be kicking ass soon here. I've seen Star and Zen before. They're here to WRESTLE, not kick people in the head and flip around the ring like a jackass. he's just going to take X apart.
Dogg: Whatever makes your water bubble..X pulling up Star...set up...SNAP SUPLEX!! X still holding on...getting back up...another snap suplex!! Cinches him up again--Front suplex!! Cover by Ninja X!
.
.
.
One!
.
.
.
Tw--Kickout by Star! X pulling him up again...another snap suple--Small Package roll up by Star! One...count only! Ninja X up...scooped and slammed by Star. Up again...Star scooping him up again--front slams him down!
Pamela:
.
.
.
One
.
.
.
TWO--no, almost. But Star back in control of things here...and I'd say he owes X a bit here...X pulled up...spinning neckbreaker by Star! Ninja X up...rolling neck snap by Star!! X's head bouncing off the mat...trying to get up--Low dropkick by Star!! Taking it to him now...going towards the turnbuckle...Ninja X laying prone--top rope spla--X gets the boot up!!! Damnit!!
Dogg: X had that move well-scouted, and that buys him some recovery time...but both of them a little slow to get up...Star up first...X up==clothesline by Star....X catching and countering...armbar coming--NO, Star with an irish whip--reversed by X! Star into the corner....X charging in a back elbow!! X mounting the turnbuckle now...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...both fists sandwiching the head of Star!! Star staggering out of the corner..Ninja X spins him around--TORNADO PLEX on Star! Cover!
.
.
.
One!
.
.
.
TWO!
No! Kickout by Star!
Pamela: HA!! That all he got?
Dogg: Not hardly...but Ninja X matching up quite well against Star....has him back on his feet...Hooking him in a 3/4 bulldog...this could be the move he calls the X-Ploiter... a version of the Acid Drop...heading up the turnbuckle now--NO, Star catching him before he can execute the move--CROTCHES him on the top turnbuckle!!
Pamela: Serves him right for trying a move like that. Star isn't some big dumb lug like Bigelow or Big Sal. Star climbing up now....looking to follow up the move....and...whoa...is that?
Dogg: It seems like Star is applying a Cobra Clutch with Ninja X stuck on the turnbuckle...now--COBRA CLUTCH SUPERPLEXES HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE!! INCREDIBLE!!
Pamela: Finally giving credit where credit is due--OMEGA WAVE, DAVE!!
Dogg: Star climbing on top of him....
.
.
.
ONE!
.
.
.
TWO!!
.
NO!! Ninja X kicking out with amazing resiliency!
Pamela: Damn that cocky little asshole...put him away, Dave!
Dogg: Star and X both dishing out the offense...X pulled up by Star...hoisting him up now...held up high in the air and DROPS HIM down with the vertical suplex! X dazed as he's getting back up..dropkicked into the back of the knee by Star!! Star up now...X trying to get up again...Star helping him--before dropping him back down with a kneebreaker!! X clutching his knees...dragging out X to the outside of the ring...the legs dangling over the apron...Star up onto the apron...stomps on the knee...going up top...JUMPS OFF WITH A LEGDROP down across the extended legs of Ninja X!!
Pamela: HAHAHA!! There we are...it may not be a part of his primary ring stragety, but working on the legs, especially the lower part, is going to make Ninja X's offense suffer later on.
Dogg: Something I won't argue with, that's for sure. Star yanking out X by the legs...hammering away on him...X fighting back best he can...
"One..."
Pamela: If he can fight once his legs are taken out.
Dogg: Star sending X towards the guardrail--
"Two..."
Dogg: X grabbing on...springing off with a back elbow--CAUGHT mid air by Star!!!
Pamela: BACKdropped on the outside!!
"Three!..."
Pamela: Star taking advantage of a mistake by X...now dragging him over and laying his right leg on the steel stairs...up top now...JUMPING STOMP on the ankle!!
"Four..."
Dogg: That's a pretty damn nasty way to help yourself win, but Star resorting to every legal trick so far...
Pamela: You make him sound like a lawler instead of a wrestler...he IS wrestling a fair match....give him credit, yeesh.
"Five..."
Dogg: Well, Star attempting to significantly weaken that ankle...standing anklelock applied, and you can see the torment on the face of Ninja X...."
Without music or any sort of forward warning, out from the rampway comes Mandy LePew, dressed as either Ms. Hancock or Megan Eko...depending on how you look at it: women's business suit with a skirt that's a BIT high...glasses, high heels, and a clipboard in hand, jotting down notes on it with a pen.
Pamela: Now what's SHE doing here?!
Dogg:
"Six"
Dogg: Star letting go of the anklelock and stomping away on X.--I don't know...think maybe Standards and Practices merged with the RTC, and they recruited Mandy?
Pamela: Poor dear might have lost it without Chris around...She better not go after Star....I mean...anthromorph or not, it'd still be stupid for her to since he'd squash her!
"Seven..."
Dogg: Right now she doesn't seem to be taking any immediate action...Star rolling X back in the ring so he won't be vulnerable, although I don't think he's really all that worried..but probably she has SOMETHING in mind...
The male audience members whistle as Mandy struts about ringside, Jenna looks over at her suspiciously...
Dogg: Star has X up...hammering on the back now...setting him up in a suplex position...no! Blocked by Ninja X!! Star going for another neckbreaker, X trying to slip free...grabbing Star from behind...locks on the Rear Naked Choke!! Star running backwards--Ninja X prepared and springs up on top...still holding on...spring off--Tornado DD--tossed off by Star!! X kippups--Spin Wheel Kick on Star misses...Star going for a side belly-to-belly--blocked by Ninja X..Star shoots him into the ropes...Ninja X ducks and slams an elbow into Star! Kick--DDT combination!! Standing Moonsault followed up by Ninja X!! X now going up top--ROUNDED MOONSAULT RIGHT ON TARGET!! Lands directly on top of Star!
.
.
.
One!
.
.
.
TWO!
.
.
Kickout! Star makes it out before the three! Ninja X favoring his knee...he was able to pull off that moonsault, but he still seems a bit shaky...Pulls up Star...reverse DDT position--drops his neck onto his knee...Star down...and...Ninja X applying the STDS!! Submissions are another of Ninja X's offensive strong points...
Pamela: Star can handle it though...he's been getting the best of X thus far, and just a little bit more offense and he'll put him away.
Dogg: Or it could depend on what Mandy out there is up to...
Pamela: How can you trust a nearly six-foot tall skunk?!
Dogg: Well...she's a cute one! Star gets to the ropes!! Ninja X forced to break up the hold!
Pamela: Now, you're going to see how it's done, X...
Dogg: Star up to his feet...Mandy seems to be...trying to tell him something?
Pamela: Star battling back on Ninja X...neutralizing the offensive advantage he's gained...
Mandy "accidentally" drops her pen, and bends down to pick it up, allowing the cameraman a peek at some cleavage--
Dogg: Mmmm....that look niiiii--um, oh...Ninja X taking down Star with a spinning heel kick!! Apparently Star was distracted a bit as well.
Pamela: So THAT'S what that furry little sneak is up to...
Dogg: Damn...I can't fault her for it....I think the guys here like it..
Pamela: Hmmph...she seems to be having a hard time picking it up. Ninja X pulling up Dave Star...Pumphandle...into a K Driller Piledriver!!
Dogg: She's down on all fours...down on all fours...
Pamela: Star noticablely being distracted...Ninja X seems to be a bit as well...pulling up Star--STAR WITH A BLATANT LOW BLOW!! YES!!
Dogg: Huh...damnit...the ref was looking too!
Pamela: Grrr....YES! Setting up Ninja X for the Omega Wave!! wait...Jenna doing the same thing now!! Pulls up her shirt..Star dropping X!! Goes to take a swing at Jenna--who drops down from the apron...
Dogg: Mandy getting up on the apron...oh..she dropped it again..doh...
Pamela: Star is pissed...he's going after--
Dogg: Check it out!! BUTT SHOT!! BUTT SHOT!!
Pamela: *sigh* Yeah and--NINJA X OFF THE TOP WITH A REVERSE DRAGONRANA!! What the hell?!
Dogg: He works QUICK---
.
.
.
One!
.
.
.
TWO!
.
.
.
THREE!! Ninja X scores the win!!
Pamela: AUGH!!
Winner by Pinfall >>> Ninja X of Da Pac
Dogg: Jenna getting in the ring, hugging Ninja X...Star going for Mandy!! She's high tailing it out of here...
Pamela: HA!! There's Tommy! This is perfect...She's about to pay for that...
Dogg: Mandy stuck between an asshole and a bigger asshole...Tommy starting down the ramp...Dave coming up it...and..
Pamela: Big mistake Mandy...
Dogg: Here come Chainsaw!!! Out from the back!! Chaynz attacking Tommy Zen...Zen and Chaynz fighting it out...Buzzsaw making a beeline towards Star...Chainsaw and the Experimentals locking up...and Mandy's damn lucky these two were around.
Pamela: Frankly, I think they're doing it all for the nookie.
Dogg: Maybe they are...maybe they aren't...WAIT...Mr. Entertainment out now...baseball bat in hand...
Pamela: Damn it...just when the sides were fair!!
Dogg: Tatum going for Zen--Zen backing away, jumping down from the ramp...STAR with a low blow to Buzzsaw!! Setting him up--OMEGA WAVE!! On the rampway!!
Pamela: Here comes Tatum, but Star jumping down from the ramp...well, they got Buzzsaw!
Dogg: Cowardly couple SOBs. I guess now we know that maybe they aren't S&M's boyfriends. Whether they're just assmen or like men's asses, I know I'm at least half right.
Pamela: Yeah...they're a couple of REAL men.
Dogg: Wrong half, Pammy P. Anywee...some Extreme action coming up when we return...DON'T MISS IT!!
**Commercial Break**
("One Man Army" by Prodigy cues up as the fans are on their feet!)
Road Dogg: Ohhhhhh yeeeeeeah! Here comes someone who wants all that revenge.
Pamela: Nova, heh. Yeah, right. Dream on.
Road Dogg: Nova bringing some weapons into the ring. Trash Cans, Kendo Sticks, Stop Sign, and a 2x4 is all I see. Man, he means business.
Pamela: Business for an ass whipin!
Nova gets in the ring, but he asks for a mic after setting down all his various toys. He asks, "Hey hey hey...*taps mic* this thing on?"
The crowd cheers.
"Okay...looks like you all heard me. Heh....synchronize your watches folks, because in about two minutes, I'm going to be kicking Spike's ass all over the place...but FIRST...a special treat for my old pal Stevie. See...I've had a little surprise arranged for you...dude in the truck, roll da food-age!
Dogg: I wonder what in the hell this is all about...?
Pamela: All we know is Stevie won't like it....hey, I needed the money...
Road Dogg: ....
The screen cues up to Steven Richards himself walking side by side with Ivory, inside of an office where an unfamiliar man is seated at the desk...
Steven: Excuse me....excuse me...
EAW Official: Yes? Steven...Ivory? What is it?
Steven: Yes...I'll need you to do a bit of rescheduling for our hotel accommidations in Chicago...you see...as it is...
The official flips through a book, "Ah yes...you have a room on the third floor...Ivory has one on the fourth..."
Steven: Yeah, that's what I want to talk to you about. Cancel those two, and could you get use a suite together instead?
The official taps his pen on the desk, and the crowd in the Peoria area cheer. He smiles, "I knew you had it in you, Steven...okay...heh...I'll see if I can arrange that...wait there a moment."
Steven: Thank you...
The official picks up his receiver, and begins dialing on it. After that...the phone rings a few times before being picked up...
"Yeah....hello..." the official wheels the chair around, and talks low into the receiver. A bit of laughing is heard between whispers as they converse for a few minutes...the chair wheels around...and it seems the matter has been settled. "Yeah...thanks a lot...alright...we'll be there." He hangs up the phone, "It just so happens there is one available...someone who had a suite booked cancelled last minute, so we've got one free."
Steven: Okay, thank you...I appreciate it. We're in your debt.
Steven and Ivory snicker a bit, and as they exit the room, closing the door behind them, "Ivory" morphs into....LILITH?! "Steven" reverts to Angelina, and the two high-five.
Angelina: Excellente!!!
Lilith: Bitchin'!!
The image of the two succubi fade out as we pan back down to the ring.
Nova: See, Steven...I was able to get ahold of a suite...which I CONVENIENTLY had cancelled recently, and guess who gets that suite? You and Ivory...congrats you lucky lovebirds!
Road Dogg: HEH! Man...clever, clever trick!
Pamela: DIRTY POOL!! DIRTY POOL!
Nova: Well, you don't really have much choice, do you? None of the other RTC members will be there besides you and Ivory, NO ONE else on the roster is going to let you switch rooms with them...looks like you'll be having a room all to yourself. Have fun guys!
Road Dogg: Damn....is that a friend or what?
Pamela: It's not fair!! It just isn't fair! Ivory's a lady of the highest morals, and Steven is a role model if there ever was one...trying to tempt them like this is just outright INSULTING!!
Road Dogg: I guess your brainwashing probably was on "light."
Pamela: I wasn't brainwashed...I'm the heel color girl you joint-rolling jobber!
Road Dogg: Whoa whoa...chill baby.
(Nova tosses the mic aside as "Superbeast" blares over the PA System as the fans give big boos.)
Pamela: Here is the man they should be cheering! Go Spike!
Road Dogg: Na, he ain't quick enough for Nova, Nova could whoop anyone's ass, with anything.
*ding ding*
Road Dogg: Spike goes under the ring and gets a Kendo Stick. Nova grabs the same thing and Spike gets in the ring. They are now circling each other, Spike swings and misses.. Shot to the head by Nova! Another, another!! Spike groggy right now, Nova with a Dropkick sending him to the outside. Nova waits for Spike to stand.. He is up! Nova runs to the other side of the ropes, runs back and nails a Suicide Missle Dropkick through the ropes! Spike falls backwards then loses his balence landing to the ground. Nova climbs back into the ring and grabs his Garbage can of weapons, he throws the Stop Sign out of the ring.
Pamela: Wait! Spike is getting up. He has the stop sign. GET HIM!!
Road Dogg: Nova climbs the turnbuckle, he jumps off but OH MY GOD! SPIKE JUST HIT HIM WITH THE STOP SIGN RIGHT IN THE HEAD!! COVER!!!
1
.
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
.
.Threeeeeee kickout!!! Nova right at the last minute kicked out.
Pamela: How is he NOT bleeding!?!
Road Dogg: Spike stands the dazed Nova up. He throws him into the guard rail down the isle. Nova now slowly walking down the isle, Spike follows. BODY SLAM!
Pamela: Keep it up Spike, and you got something from me. If you know what I mean.
Road Dogg: Spike picks Nova back up and grabs his hair, he is pulling him to the ring. He throws him back in. Spike takes that stop sign and throws it in. He sets it up into the turnbuckle, and takes a Trash Can and puts it on the ground. Spike picks Nova back up and grabs him by the waist. He throws him in the air.. Nova did a Front Flip AND HIS HEAD HIT THE TRASH CAN AND HIS BACK HITTING THE STOP SIGN!! DAMNIT!
Pamela: Nova is good.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Road Dogg: Cover!
1
.
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
.
.KICKOUT AGAIN BY NOVA!!!!!!
Pamela: What the hell is going on!?
Road Dogg: Spike stands up slowly and snaps. He walks over to the referee and starts to argue. Nova slowly crawls over and grabs the Kendo Stick. Spike walks towards him and Nova nails him where the two jewels are located! He lost his ma ma ma man hood!
Pamela: There go my chances with Spike. Damn!
Road Dogg: Nova now struggling to get up, he stands by is dazily all over. He grabs a Trash Can, throws it on Spike's Midsection, JUMPING BODY SPLASH ON SPIKE BY NOVA!! Nova now holding his head again, he goes under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up on the outside. Nova climbs into the ring and heads over to Spike. He picks him up and throws him into the ropes, kick to the gut, NOVA BLAST!!!
1
.
.
.
.
.
2 Kickout!
Pamela: Man, he is still in, good. Good.
Road Dogg: Nova is gonna use that table, I can just feel it. Nova picks him back up, he throws Spike into the turnbuckle, He throws him up on the third one. Nova JUST PUSHED HIM OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE ONTO THE MAT!! DAMNIT!! SPIKE LANDED ON HIS FEET, BUT STILL ON THE GROUND!
Pamela: This is to far, Spike, GET YOUR ASS UP!
Road Dogg: Nova goes back and grabs the Trash Can, he climbs the turnbuckle, Nova jumped off and nailed Spike in the head with it!! Whoa. Cover..
1
.
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.Kickout by Spike!!
Pamela: Wow, this is one hella match.
Road Dogg: Nova picks up Spike and pulls him to the isle. He whips him up onto the metal. Spike falls over in dizzyness. Nova picks him up and throws him into the supporters, no! Spike turns around and hits a Running Clothesline!! He takes him backstage now. They are walking down the hallway, Spike throws him in a Mini Kart.. Spike gets into the kart and starts to drive. He stops and finds a pole, he sets it up on the pedal and puts Nova in the front of the Kart. He pushes on the pole and accelerates it, NO!! The Kart just went right into the wall and Nova flew forward with his back nailing the wall! Spike just laughing right now. Spike picks Nova back up and throws him onto the ground. He takes Nova and throws him into a room.. The camera man does not go in.. WHOA!!! Spike just got thrown outta the room on the ground!! IT'S RAVEN!! RAVEN IS THERE WITH A KENDO STICK!!! Nova walks out of the room and can barely stand. Raven goes back into the locker room. Nova stands up Spike and pulls him over to the wall, he kicks him in the gut, and.. OH GOD. HE JUST DDTed HIM INTO THE WALL!! NOVA AND SPIKE ARE ON THE GROUND IN PAIN! NOVA SMASHED HIS BACK INTO THE WALL I THINK!
Pamela: Just for a match.. Wow, OH WELL! Come on Spike, kick his a-s-s!
Road Dogg: Nova slowly getting up, he is trying to pick up Spike, but can hardly do it. Spike being the big man, Nova being weak in all. Nova picks him up, he throws him into another locker room. The camera follows through with them. Nova grabs a lamp, but wait.. Spike is standing up. He grabs Nova by the neck, GOD!! CHOKESLAM RIGHT ONTO THE COUCH!!! SPIKE AND NOVA ARE DOWN AGAIN!! Spike now rising up slowly, he takes Nova and pulls him out of the room. They are flying back to the ring. Spike is now on the entry way, NOVA WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE GUT. Spike counter with another Elbow. Spike throws him into the ring apron. Spike now gets into the ring, he takes the table and puts it in the ring also. He gets another and sets it right next to the one in the ring.
Pamela: Uh oh!
Road Dogg: Spike looks like.. Uh oh. He could be going for the Diving Powerbomb. He picks him up.. NO! NOVA JUMPS FROM BEHIND AND PLANTS HIM WITH A SNAP DDT THROUGH ONE OF THE TABLES!!!!
Pamela: Damn you Nova! Damn you!
Road Dogg: Nova on the ground, he slowly gets up. Wait a minute.. Here comes Morty!!
Pamela: There we go!
Road Dogg: Morty limping to the ring form that shot Nova and Raven gave him on Showdown. Morty goes under the ring and pulls out a 2x4 with Barbwire around it!! He throws it into the ring.. Nova grabs ahold of it, but Spike with the Axehandle to the back.
Pamela: Who is that now??
Road Dogg: Here comes Raven!! Bret Hart!! Michael Connelly!!! They come from behind, Raven threw him into the ring apron, Michael then gets into the ring and takes the 2x4 out. Raven, Bret and Michael go to the otherside and leave Morty. Nova gets up and grabs the 2x4 with no Barbwire on it. DAMN!! RIGHT IN THE SPINE OF SPIKE! Nova covers with little strength.
1
.
.
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
.
.Three!!! NO!!!! Spike threw Nova off!!
Pamela: How the hell is this happening? It has been at least 10 to 15 minutes already!
Road Dogg: Gotta give them credit. Spike and Nova stand, Spike gives Nova a big Charging Shoulder. He quickly picks Nova back up, he throws him into the corner. Spike throws him up on the third turnbuckle.. Looks like he wants to use some wood!! NO!! SPIKE JUST GAVE NOVA A SUPER DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!! SPIKE NOW BUSTED OPEN ON HIS KNEE, AND NOVA BUSTED OPEN ON HIS HEAD!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND STRUGGLING! Spike climbing over to where Nova is laying...drapes an arm over him...
.
.
.
ONE!
.
.
.
TWO!!
.
.
.
TH--KICKOUT at the last moment by Nova!! Frustration really setting in now...
Pamela: It's getting hard to tell them apar--wait, now they're standing up...I can tell now. Nova's the big bloody mess and Spike's the BIGGER bloody mess.
Road Dogg: That's about the size of it...the two up now...grabbing pieces of table...Spike swing and a miss--Nova ramming it into his midsection...busts it over his head now...but Spike barely fazed, even at this late stage of the match...Nova continuing to hammer away on him now...Spike fighting back, with the strength advantage...sends Nova into the ropes....Nova sliding out to the outside...trying to take a breather...Spike running after him....VAULTS OVER THE ROPES!!! SUICIDE DIVE INTO THE GUARDRAIL!! Can you believe a man Spike's size just DID that?!
Pamela: A man Spike's size can do ANYTHING he likes...
Road Dogg: Spike now grabbing that safety railing....RIPPING it from the setting...damnit, it any fans get hurt, it'll come out of his salary.
Pamela: Well worth it as far as he's concerned.
Road Dogg: Spike grabbing Nova up by his head, palming the damn thing like it was a cantalope....pulling up Nova now...yanking the safety mats away....exposing that bare concrete floor...he isn't?!
Pamela: Wanna bet? He IS a sadist.
Road Dogg: Nova crawling over near the apron...up it now...little does he know he's playing right into Spike's hands...Nova up and--Spike turns him aroun--NOVA SMACKS SPIKE...WITH...I THINK A BRICK!!! Nova grabbing Spike...swinging off...NOVACAINE ONTO THE CONCRETE AND THE STEEL BARRICADE!!! Nova MAY HAVE IT!! ROLLING OVER SPIKE!!
.
.
.
ONE!
.
.
.
TWO!!
.
.
.
THREE!! NOVA PICKS UP THE VICTORY!!!
Winner by Pinfall >>> Nova
Pamela: DAMN IT....my pics just aren't doing well tonight, are they?
Road Dogg: Nova and Spike, bloodied and beaten on the concrete floor...damn...we got a winner, but both them got their ass kicked...
Pamela: FINALLY something we can AGREE on...
Road Dogg: But that's FAR from all the action we have in store for ya tonight....we still have a TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH coming up, and then our MAIN EVENT...don't go anywhere!
**Commercial Break**
We come back from break as "Huka Blues" is playing, and Sabu walks out from the back, raising his finger to the sky as the crowd gives him a decent pop.
Pamela: I'm telling you that Sabu is really getting screwed on this whole deal. First he wins the Cruiserweight Title fair and square, then he gets it taken from him because someone in the back screwed up. Now, in order to get it back, he has to face Scarlet and Red in this Ladder Match. NO justice!
Dogg: Well, I thought it was fair, but I guess--
Pamela: I guess you're just a suck up.
Dogg: Heeeeeeeeeeeeell no!! The D-O-Double G don't suck up for NO-BOD-EE!! Just think it was the best thing that could be done. Anyhow, maybe he'll win the title back here tonight, then everything will be settled.
After Sabu gets in the ring, "Crushed" by Limp Bizkit cues up...
Dogg: Now here's one psycho little chick...and she's hardcore, too. And coming from a former hardcore champ, that's damn true. There is nothing she won't do in a match...well, except anything sexual, particularly involving Lilith.
Pamela: She'll probably have an easier time of it once Red is old enough to drink.
Dogg: How old IS she anyway?
Pamela: Don't know...she refuses to tell us what year she was born.
Dogg: Just like a woman...
The Iczelion dance music cues up lastly...
Pamela: The Cruiserweight champ BEFORE No Escape coming out next...if she were to win, would Sabu get his well-deserved shot against her for the belt?
Dogg: I REALLY can't say yes or no for sure to that.
Pamela: Well, he'd better..."in the interests of fairness" or whatever that angry toupeed promotor says all the time besides "in that very ring."
Dogg: Well...Scarlet heading down to the ring...now..
"Praise the Lords" by Lords of Acid suddenly cues up...the crowd responds by quickly getting up on it's feet. President Gokuo then comes out from the back, mic in hand, probably on some sort of official business...
Gokuo: Sabu...Red...and you Scarl...as I promised...we're going to have a very special guest referee for tonight's match. I had an idea of who it should be...some chick with red hair...kinda purplish skin...and one who's been known to kick ass IN THIS VERY FED often times...but I wasn't able to get my final set of policies passed in time...and I can't do that...HOWEVER...
The crowd, for a moment that looked despondent suddenly gets excited.
Gokuo: I was able to get this loser to take his place. Ladies and gentlemen...he's a talentless piece of sh*t from the MTV network, who hosts some crappy show called TRL. Get the garbage ready to toss at....CARSON!! DALY!!
A bit surprised and shocked Carson Daly is shoved out from the back, with a referee shirt on. He shrugs, then makes his way down to the ring...as the crowd pelts him with garbage and boos him.
Dogg: DAYUM!! Talk about having heat...the crowd turned ugly in a hurry!!
Pamela: Well OF COURSE...Carson Daly's show is just about as overwhelming a disgrace to any fan of good music as you can get. WHO the hell BUYS N'Sync albums that aren't stupid 13 year old little girls ?
Dogg: Stupid 14 year old little girls? Stupid 15 year old little girls?
Pamela: Still doesn't explain it...
Dogg: Another great mystery of the universe.
As Carson gets inside the ring, and signals for the bell, the three superstars immediately move into action, Scarlet and Red each attacking Sabu, the former champion, and double irish whipping him into the ropes. As he comes back, a double high leg lariat sends him down on his back, although he kippups to his feet. Sabu and Scarlet then lock up, and Sabu goes into a wristlock on Scarlet...who quickly reverses it, but, Sabu mule kicks her..then snapmares her over. Sabu then dropkicks her in the back of the head. Red then goes out to the apron, springboarding over the ropes and catching Sabu in a headscissors takedown. Turning her attention to Scarlet, who is just recovering, she slings her self into the ropes, and charges towards Scarlet, sending both of then tumbling over the ropes. Seeing a perfect opportunity, Sabu hits the far ropes, and on his return vaults over the top, taking out both Scarlet and Red with his fatal flight. Carson goes outside, because he's a dumbass. Sabu gets back up, and heads toward, the ladder, but Red irish whips Carson into Sabu. Sabu punches him in the balls, and as he doubles over, Red leapfrogs over top him, catching Sabu with a hurracanrana.
Scarlet grabs the ladder, ramming it into the midsection of Red, then bringing it down on her back, then Sabu's. After setting it against the guardrail, she pulls up Sabu, sending him back first into it. Sabu staggers away from it, but when Scarlet goes to follow up, Sabu strikes back with surprising ferocity, getting both feet up, then snap suplexing Scarlet onto the ladder!! West, using the fight the two are involved in to her advantage, using the safety railing for a springboard to nail Scarlet with a dropkick as Sabu pulls her back up.
Sabu and Red momentarily double-team Scarlet, and after laying her out in the center of the aisle, Sabu does a springboard somersault legdrop from one set of the guardrails as Red hits a springboard splash, similar to the Rolling Thunder!!
The partnership is short-lived as they go for the ladder, each grabbing on end of it. The accidentally swing it forward, ramming Carson Daly in the midsection. Sabu is able to wrest the ladder from Red, although she dropkicks it into his face. Red grabs him by the hair and rolls him into the ring. Scarlet recovers however, and Red then goes to use the ladder as a weapon again, hoisting it over her shoulder and spinning around in a circle. Scarlet ducks under the ladder, but Carson isn't so lucky, recieving it in the back of his head.
Scarlet grabs the ladder, and in a tug of war for the ladder, Sabu springs off the top and hits a flying spin wheel kick on Red West.
Scarlet reluctantly works with Sabu, picking her up then backdropping onto the ladder. Sabu then sets up the ladder over Red, and climbs up top, and points to the sky before coming off the top with a Guillotine Legdrop!
Scarlet pulls up Red, and begins to try to take her apart without Sabu's aide, as Sabu fishes for weapons under the ring. He emerges with two steel chairs, and as Scarlet is about to DDT Red onto the ladder, a chairshot to the back stops her. Red then takes the opportunity to scoop up Scarlet and hit a Fire Cracker on her. Sabu throws Red a chair, and as Scarlet gets back up, the duo nails a con-chair-to on Scarlet, rattling her skull with the stereo chairshots.
Red whips the dazed Scarlet into the steel steps. While Sabu tries to follow it up with an Arabian Facebuster from the apron, Scarlet rolls off it in time. Red and Sabu then lock up, and Sabu smashes her head on the steel steps, then picks up a section of it, dropping it on top of her back. Sabu then holds them up again...but a recovered Scarlet pulls them away from him, letting it drop, then attemps to suplex him onto the underturned stairs. Sabu blocks the suplex attempt, and turns around to attempt the same to Scarlet. Red interrupts with a chairshot to the head of Sabu, which staggers him and causes him to fall to the floor. Red then levels Scarlet with that same chair. She grabs the ladder and gets it into the ring along with a chair, and pulls it into the center.
Red sets up the ladder, and is about halfway up when Sabu slides into the ring, then rushes towards the ladder, diving at it and taking it down, along with Red on top of it.
Carson Daly crawls back in to the ring, grabbing at his ribs. After Red is fired to the corner, Sabu charges in and hits Air Sabu in the corner. As Red staggers out, Sabu catches her, and hits a German release Suplex, near to the chair. Sabu then sets up the chair. Scarlet comes into the ring, then hits a Lionsault onto Red. Sabu follows up with a Triple Jump Moonsault, although after landing Scarlet brings down a chairshot onto his back twice. As she lays in in the center of the ring, Scarlet pulls up Sabu, hammers on his back a bit, then hits him with a kick--Stunner Combo.
Scarlet then sets up the ladder over the downed Red, and begins to climb it....Red stirs, and seeing what is going on above her, quickly kippups, and shoves the ladder over, crotching Scarlet on the top rope and causing her to fall to the outside of the ring!!
Red, seeing her chance, quickly tips the ladder back into it's former position, and begins to climb swiftly...she nears the top just before Sabu gets up, dropkicking the ladder from underneath her. Red comes crashing down, ladder and all, and Sabu uses the chair to hit another Triple Jump Moonsault!!
Rolling Red off the ladder, Sabu now goes to set it up...and as he nears the middle of it, Scarlet comes in, and climbs to the top rope, and lets fly with a missile dropkick that nearly sends Sabu to the same fate she suffered, except he falls head-first onto a steel chair lying in the ring!!
Scarlet sets up the ladder now...skittering up top with ease, but a just-recovered Red also begins to start up the ladder...
As the two meet face to face near the top of the ladder, they start to exchange rights and lefts!! Red precariously perches herself on the next-to-top step, and lets down an axehandle to the back of Scarlet...Scarlet responds with a stunning elbow into the midsection, and also begins to stand on the ladder...Red rocks her with a right, nearly knocking her off, but Scarlet returns one herself.
In a final daring move, Red jumps and lays a double palm strike to the chest of Scarlet, knocking her off the ladder...Red quickly jumps and grabs the Cruiserweight Belt before the ladder comes crashing down, winning the title!!
*ding, ding, ding*
A slightly worse-for-wear Carson Daly signals for the bell, and a dazed Sabu gets to his feet...then for no real reason, he kicks Carson in the back of the head.
Winner by grabbing title belt, new EAW Cruiserweight Champion >>> Red "Rock" West
Red raises the Cruiserweight Title above her head as "Crushed" by Limp Bizkit cues up.
Dogg: NEEEEEEEEEEEW Cruiserweight Champ!! Red "Rock" West!!
Pamela: AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!
Dogg: Just isn't your day is it, Pammy?
Pamela: No...
Dogg: Heh...well, I know you don't exactly have a favorite for the next match, but we still have the main event coming up next. Derek Walker vs. Colley Dogstar...next!!
**Commercial Break**
We come back from break with the "Travel Theme (To Crystalis)" cuing up over the PA system, and the crowd responding in kind with a large pop as Derek comes out with a wave.
Dogg: Derek Walker onto hir way to the ring...so...if you HAVE to pick a favorite for this match...who would it be.
Pamela: I'm NOT saying anything..
Dogg: Heh heh...Derek and Colley the participants for this match..both formerly hlding many differnt titles here in EAW. Derek in the ring now awaiting hir opponent...
"Of Wolf and Man" by Symphony & Metallica cues up next as "Travel Theme" fades out. Colley comes out sans the EAW International title, which isn't on the line tonight anyhow...
Dogg: Colley the current holder of the International Title, a former holder of the People's Title...the Tag Title...the European Title....he's done a lot here in the EAW.
Pamela: Yeah, but what is this fascinaion with having all these trans-gendering persons on the payroll?
Dogg: No reason other than both Colley and Derek have the skills to back up their rather unusual appearances....Colley in the ring now...our main event here set to kick off--*ding, ding*.
Dogg: Walker and Dogstar staring each other down as they circle the ring--collar and elbow...Colley taking the strength advantage...powering away Derek...hammering hir towards the ropes....Irish whip....sends Derek into the far ropes--on the return--back body drop!
Pamela: *yawn*
Dogg: Derek quickly getting up...Colley grabs hir--short arm clothesline!! Colley taking control the early going...pulling up Derek--waistlo--NO, Derek with a standing switch--hooks the arms of Colley...backslides him down!
One! T--no, not quite!
Pamela: After an Extreme Match and a Ladder match, how hard is it to come out and wrestle a normal match?
Dogg: Well, these two do have some hard acts to follow--Colley up...Derek setting in up in a front headlock....turning it into a side headlock....hammering some punches into the head of Derek...Colley going for a backdrop counter--Derek lands behind him on both feet! Flips forward--catches Colley as he turns around...Hurracanrana could be coming up....BUT NO...Colley looking to counter it with a powerbomb--NO, flips Derek backwards, dropping hir throat first across the ropes.
Pamela: Finally some reasonable tactics in this match..
Dogg: Derek hung up on the top rope, Colley has a good opportunity to take control of this match...up now...grabs the ankles of Derek--kick into the midsection a la Hardcore Holly--yanks her off the top!! Colley drags her towards the center of the ring...Now going for a Boston Crab!
Pamela: An ooooooooooooooooooooooooooold time move for sure...but will it even bother Derek?
Dogg: Good point...Derek's body is so flexible that just trying to bend it a certain way isn't going to bother her...Derek seems to be fighting through any pain, but unlikely Colley won't make much headway with this move...Colley releasing the hold...slams both of Walker's knees into the canvas! Colley pulling up Walker now...setting hir up for a suplex...great vertical positioning, similar to the one Star pulled off earlier in the evening--all the blood rushing to the head of Walker--lets hir down on hir back!!
Pamela: *clap, clap* I'll give it to him, that was a good move.
Dogg: The EXACT SAME as one of the moves Star pulled off earlier, though.
Pamela: Very true...
Dogg: Colley into the cover...
.
.
.
One!
.
Kickout by Walker!
Dogg: Walker pulled up by Colley...Colley hammering away on the back of Derek...sends hir towards the ropes...Walker hits the turnbuckle chest-first...Colley with the full nelson--RELEASE SUPLEX!!
Pamela: Eh...seen better. Derek needs to start getting in some offense here or Colley's just going to run all over hir.
Dogg: Agreed with that...Walker almost always having some sort of injury lately, and Rash may be a factor in this match...Colley has Derek up now...SIDE HEADLOCK by Derek now..surprising Colley...!! Going for the bulldog...Colley trying to counter...Derek going for a Rocker-Drop--No, Colley countering, Derek flipping away...Derek with a clothesline...Colley grabbing the arm...back heel kick to the chin of Colley! Derek now hammering away on Colley...taking a page out of the Dogg's book her...left right jab combinations...HAYMAKER swing takes down Colley!! Colley pulled up again by Derek...Derek sends him into the corner....setting him up on the top turnbuckle now...Colley fighting back...Derek SHOVED OFF the turnbuckle!! Colley standing up top now--DEREK grabs the top rope--Colley crotches up on the top!!
Pamela: A cheap, effective way to neuter your pet...but probably not SPCA approved.
Dogg: Derek heading up top...setting a golden opportunity...FRANKENSTEINER by Derek!! Cover!!
.
.
.
ONE!
.
.
.
TWO!--Kickout by Colley!!
Pamela: Yeah, but Derek in control while Colley clutches his cajones...DDT setup by Walker...NAILS in in the center of the ring..another cover...
.
.
.
ONE!
.
.
.
TWO!
Again another kickout!
Dogg: Derek keeping the pressure up, though...pulls up Colley...sends him into the ropes...Colley on the return--SUNSET FLIP on Derek!! One! Tw--almost two! Derek escapes..bridge pinning down Colley!! One! Two! NO! Colley kicking Derek away...both getting up to their feet...Derek armdragged over by Colley...Colley up..ducks under the clothesline by Walker...sends hir into the ropes...SPINEBUSER center of the ring...this doesn't look good for Walker...
Pamela: Definitely not...despite what a cheesy, ripped off, and utterly asinine looking move it is..
Dogg: Cano's elbow being set up!! There goes the elbow pad! Colley into the ropes..leaping over Walker...hits the far ropes...over Derek again...another rope bounce--CANO'S EL--NO, Derek moves out of the way! Colley misses!
Pamela: SEE!!
Dogg: Derek up...Colley as well..dropkick by Walker!! Colley up again--swinging neckbreaker, incredible execution!! Colley taken down by Derek...setting up Colley for the bulldog...shoved off and into the ropes...high boot missed by Colley...Derek behind again...headlock...RUNNING BULLDOG!!! Derek scores with it!!
.
.
.
ONE!
.
.
.
TWO!
.
.
Kickout by Colley!!
Pamela: Colley and Derek wrestle different styles, but it appears from here that they're nearly the same height.
Dogg: They are...with Colley looking a bit taller because of his boots...Derek pulling him up now...looking to put him away probably...Setting up Colley...and...POWERBOMB COMING UP!! YES!! Powerbombing Colley!! Pinning him with it!
.
.
.
One!
.
.
.
TWO!
.
.
...NO!! Colley kicking up...but Derek with something out of the ordinary today just for Colley.
Pamela: Using one of his primary offensive moves against him...can you believe it?
Dogg: Yup...it's perfectly legal...Derek apparently about to borrow my move...Pump Handle set up...no, pulling Colley up on hir shoulder...Colley about to slip free...lands behind...Derek turning around--EVENFLOW DDT!! Raven's feared finisher put to use here!! Now Colley signalling for the Third Impact....opting to not even go for a pinfall, but to follow up his move...sets up Derek!! FIRST POwerbomb...SECOND powerbomb...up one last time--ENDLESS HUNGER!! ENDLESS HUNGER!! Derek countering the last powerbomb attempt!!
Pamela: Last ditch effort, and I think this could be it for Colley!!
Dogg: Colley doing his best to fight it...--BUT GRABBING AHOLD OF WALKER NOW!! T-BONE SUPLEX!! Derek spitting out Colley on impact!! Colley up..Derek groggy and pulling hirself up...Colley going for it again!! POWERBOMB PIN!! THE LAST ONE!!
.
.
.
ONE!!
.
.
.
TWO!!
.
.
.
THREE!!!
*ding, ding, ding*
Winner by Pinfall >>> "Big Yiffy" Colley Dogstar
Dogg: The reigning Internation al Champ pulls out all the stops and scores the victory over Derek Walker! I thought for a moment he'd had it!
Pamela: Well, I can honestly say I ENJOYED that last match...
Dogg: I should hope so...an incredible performance by both here...
"Of Wolf and Man" by Symphony & Metallica cues up as the referee raises Colley's hand.
Dogg: Derek up now...raises the hand of Colley as well!! Don't you love a good show of sportmanship?
Pamela: *makes gagging noises*
Dogg: Heh-heh...guess not. Well, don't miss our next show folks...next Wednesday on Mayhem...until then...this is the Road Dogg and Pamela Paulshock..signing off...GOODNIGHT!!