In Memoriam--Elizabeth Hulette
1960-2003

Voice of Ric Flair: The EAW, and I'm sure the entire wrestling industry, will never forget Miss Elizabeth. While not a wrestler, she was an integral part of the rise of the industry to mainstream success, and was beloved by many of our young fans. I'll miss ya, Liz--say hi to Curt for me.

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We go through the Riot Rulz intro, before opening to the open-air Colisseum, with the many bizaare Eternian residents holding up signs.

"SKELETOR FEARS RYOKAMI!" "TRIPLE H AND HE-MAN ARE TWINS!" "DEF JAM VENDETTA!!!!!!" "Derek Walker is my father!" "Mr. Personality is John Smith!" "NWO - Nearly Wrestled Out" "WHO IS MR. AMERICA?!" "X > XXX" "X2 > X" "1 Girl Revolution--and counting!" "Goldberg fears He-Man" "Goldberg fears pork" "WWE fears creativity" "Entertainment And Wrestling!" "Pogo-Chan Rulz: Got Blood?" "Oseiko: SHOW US THE PUPPIES!"

"All Over Me" by Drowning Pool cues up as we come in.

Kanyon: Welcome to Riot Rulz everyone, emanating from the Eternia Royal Coliseum!! Coming up now, we'll be seeing the Cruiserweight Title on the line!

Pamela: When's Hokuto getting her rematch? :P

Kanyon: When she's recovered, Pam. Thanks to Aerith, Honey has recovered, but healing Hokuto Lyger is a little more complex than just dealing with the body.

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit, and is for the EAW Cruiserweight Championship. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, standing 6 foot even and weighing in at one hundred and thirty-three pounds, Frosti!!

Pamela: Well, while it is good that Molly will be defending against a worthy challenger, I would suggest both of the O'Hare sisters should...*covers mouth* WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!

Kanyon: Yes, it seemed that both of them were responsible partly for Austin losing his tournament match against Akiko, and we all know that Austin likes to get mad and THEN get even.

"One Girl Revolution" by Superchic(k) cues up as Frosti stretches against the ropes.

Capetta: And her opponent...the reigning EAW Cruiserweight Champion!! From Mobile, Alabama, standing 5'7": Molly Holly!!

Kanyon: Mike Sanders applauding Molly, as do many of these Eternia fans of all shapes and sizes.

Pamela: Yeah, compared to some of these Eternians, Molly's big ass doesn't seem as abnormal.

Kanyon: What about YOUR big mouth? If you get another thumpin' like Erica gave you, it'll serve you right.

Pamela: Erica was WRONG and thankfully is being punished for it. If she can't handle a few insults directed at her or her freaking thingfriend then she's in the wrong business.

Kanyon: Whateva...Molly proudly holding up the Cruiserweight Championship, and we're certainly going to be in for a hell of a fight. Frosti isn't going to be taking it easy on Molly--

"Reminded" by Drowning Pool cues up...

Kanyon: Eh? Is this a Triple Threat and I wasn't told?

Pamela: Well, that's Savvy's theme, and Frosti climbing out of the ring--

Capetta: And introducing...special guest commentator for this match, Savvy!

Kanyon: Oh...well, maybe not

Pamela: Three-person commentary? Hey, just like Nitro!

Kanyon: Don't remind me. :P

Frosti locks eyes with Savvy as she comes down the ramp...heading towards the broadcast table.

Kanyon: Frosti climbing back in the ring, definitely suspicious about this development.

Savvy: *putting on headset* What the hell is she staring at? Hurry up and lose, b****, I'm just here to see it up close and personal-like.

Kanyon: Well, welcome Savvy...I guess the sibling rivalry between you two has really heated up.

Savvy: To say the least...thank goodness I wasn't stuck fused with her for good--that was pure hell, Chris.

Pamela: I could imagine so.

Kanyon: Ahem--well, not to let your issue with her overshadow the match, the Cruiserweight Title is on the line, and I'd appreciate it if you stayed seated, Savvy.

Savvy: At long as she worries about her match and minds her own business, that's fine with me.

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CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Frosti Vs. Molly Holly (c)

Kanyon: Frosti charges at Molly--taking her down with a chokehold, and taking some cheap shots on her now--

Pamela: Heheh! Now that's how to start things off. Pulling her up now, and snapmares her...Dropkick into the back of the neck!

Savvy: Gotta admit she's working a smart match--so far.

Kanyon: Scooping her up, and--no, Molly landing behind--reverse headlock--DROPS her with a reverse DDT! Nice move there--and Molly with a headscissors on Frosti!

Pamela: Putting those thunder thighs to good use.

Savvy: HARDER!! HARDER!!

Kanyon: Frosti breaking free, but Molly grabbing the ankles, and pulling Frosti up with it--Dragon Screw!! Now dragging her near the ropes--putting leg across them--to the far ropes--SPINNING HEEL KICK into the right knee!!

Pamela: Yow...Molly now putting it across the bottom rope--vaults over the rope and drops that gignormous rear across the knee--shades of Ric Flair and the Hitman!!

Kanyon: Now Molly driving her own knee into Frosti's--who probably didn't expect this kind of match out of Molly. Molly pulling up Frosti, and whips her into the ropes--DROP TOE HOLD!! Leaping up and drops the elbow on the back of the neck!! Side headlock by Molly, but Frosti fighting to get up to her feet--elbows into the midsection--backdrop by Frosti!!

Pamela: Nice escape there, but Frosti holding that knee in pain.

Savvy: Nice work by Moll--she oughta finish the job though and bust that sucker up.

Kanyon: Frosti dropping the leg across the throat, and a blatant choke--referee counting--and lets go on the 4...grabbing a hold of the throat again--and hoisting up Molly--UP AND DOWN with the chokeslam!! Frosti may have knocked the wind out of Molly--going for the cover--

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Pamela: Frosti not letting that deter her--HARD kick into the back there, and pulling up Molly by the hair--SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE by Frosti!!

Kanyon: Pair of elbows dropped there, and Frosti climbing up the top rope..

Pamela: Molly getting up--flying neckbreaker by Frosti!! Devastating!!

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TWO!--Kickout!

Kanyon: Frosti in control firmly now, and pulling Molly--blocks the suplex--Molly counters with one of her own!! Frosti back up--DROPKICK into the right knee puts her down to the mat in a flash!! Molly pulling her up now...setting her up in the corner...CHOPS!!

"WHOOOO!! WHOOOOO!!! WHOOO!!"

Pamela: Molly heading to the far corner--charging in, HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW!!--BAM right on target!! Frosti dazed--Molly leaping up to the turnbuckle--springing off the top rope--HURRACANRANA!!

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Savvy: Hurry up!! Finish her off!

Kanyon: Molly setting up Frosti for another suplex--wait, a Springplex? DROPS HER INTO THE BRAINBUSTER, pardon my uncertainty. Now locking on the STF!! Both the neck and the injured knee targeted here...

Savvy: Hehehehe--I gotta see this close up...*sounds of headset being removed*

Kanyon: Savvy leaving our broadcast position--and getting right in the eye's view of Frosti.

Pamela: Frosti trying to reach the rope, and now Savvy taunting her!!

Kanyon: Savvy spitting in the face of Frosti, and--eh?!

Pamela: Frosti trying to break free of the hold, and shut out the pain--I think she doing it!

Kanyon: YES! Frosti shifting her body--Molly losing her grip--GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! Incredible!

Pamela: Frosti getting up--catches a charging Molly with a thrust kick!! Whip into the ropes--SPINEBUSTER!! Hits the ropes--baseball slide into the face of Savvy!!

Kanyon: Uh-oh...now off the ropes--up and over Moll--Molly catches the leg!! ROLLS UP FROSTI!!--

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Pamela: Frosti getting up--Molly about to hit the Northern Lights--ICY MIST by Frosti!! Belly to Belly suplex!!

Kanyon: Savvy getting in the ring now--and now arguing with each other...

Pamela: Uh-oh... I think we'll be seeing a catfight. :P

At the two yell at each other, they don't notice STONE COLD coming out from the crowd!!

Kanyon: STEVE AUSTIN getting in the ring--Frosti Icy Mists Savvy!! Austin spins around Frosti--STONE COLD STUNNER!! STONE COLD STUNNER!! Savvy still blinded--WALKS RIGHT INTO THE STUNNER!!

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Kanyon: The referee has thrown out this match--Molly recovering from the mist--and shoving Austin!!

Pamela: Uh oh--not smart, Molly--not that you were ever a bright one.

Kanyon: Pot...kettle--KICK INTO THE STOMACH!! And looks Steve is going to put some 'stank' on this one--NO!! Sanders pulling Molly out of the ring by her ankles...

Pamela: Austin with a 1-finger salute to Sanders and the 1-Girl Revolution!! But I think he's gotten his revenge for last week.

Kanyon: There's more Riot Rulz to come--stay with us!!

**Commercials**

~In the dark murk of Cobra Island a secret T.V. broadcast is sent out..~

"E.W.A... Know that we are Cobra, most powerful of the Evil Organizations..." The Camera focuses on Cobra Commander, his head in a blue hood ala KKK. He makes an elaborate motion with his hands. "And that we seek to claim the world of Earth as our own! However... since watching your program we learned of worlds beyond worlds! These too we wish to take over!"

The Camera zooms back to a massive chamber room with Cobra High Command sitting around a black wooden table with a large Cobra symbol carved into it.

"Also know we have not alone... we have made friends! The Inter-Dimensional Fellowship of Villainy! Or the I.F.V. We are joined from Cybertron!" The screen splits to reveal Megatron sitting on his throne with the rest of the Decepticons sitting around him. Megatron winks as we return to Cobra Commander.

"..We are joined from Snake Mountain of Eternia!" The screen shifts again as Skeletor is seen from his throne, his lackeys seating on a long table in front of him. He gives the peace sign as we return to Cobra Commander.

"..And last but not least we are joined by Mummra from 3rd Earth!" The screen shifts again reveling the mummified remains of Mummra. He doesn't move, apparently asleep.

"MuaHaHahahahaHAH! Know that we are represented by out loyal supporter in the EAW, the M-2 Vengeance "John Smith" and through him shall we show our dominance in your petty wrestling federation! While we take over our respective worlds John Smith will slowly take over the wrestling federation! MuaHAHA!" John Smith flashes onto the screen quickly before we return to Cobra Commander.

"With our connections to M.A.R.Z. Corp we have full control over him now! He is ours and we will do with him as we please... and what we please is to see every mutant of good, every freak representing kindness and every half witted Tart who thinks she is going to become famous to be crushed and destroyed! We can not be stopped as we are more powerful then ever!" Cobra Commander makes an strange salute.

"Long live the 80ies!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAA!"

"For MEGATRON and CYBERTRON!!"

"For Everlasting Evil!!"

"...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

~We now return you to your normal programming...~

One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all,
And in the darkness....
...Bind them...

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

John Lehman (1942 - ), Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987

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**Commercial Break**

Kanyon: ...and we're back! Welcome everyone, back to Riot Rulz, and up next, the Triple Crown Heavyweight Championship will be on the line, when X defends it against the nWo's Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Pamela: Is X really deserving of that title, or is he just a flash in the pan, who had a stroke of luck, who really is undeserving--

Kanyon: Whaddya talking about?

Pamela: Mike Sanders beat him...I mean..geez. Hell, Sanders should be wearing that strap right now.

Kanyon: So does Sanders, I believe--sitting in front row in front of the ring, here to watch this match intently. You have to believe he wants a title match, and soon--regardless of who holds the title.

Pamela: Considering what happened in the tournament, that may be Stone Cold.

Capetta: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit, and it is for the EAW Triple Crown Heavyweight Championship!

"New-new-n-n-new World order"

The start of the nWo Anthem is heard across the P.A. as the entrance video plays, then the film breaks..

*KRAAAA-AAASH!!!!!*

"Glass Shatters" by Disturbed cues up...

Capetta: Introducing first, representing the New World Order, the challenger. From Victoria, Texas, he stands 6'2" and weighs in 241 pounds: Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Austin gets heavily booed as he stomps out from the back, flipping middle fingers to various members of the crowd. A ringside fan holds up a What? sign, which Steve promptly snatches and stomps into a pulp.

Kanyon: And here comes Austin. The man that surprised everyone by joining the nWo!

Pam: He's ready! Look at that determination. He's going to bring some more gold to nWo, I just know it.

Kanyon: Well, I have to agree. X is an incredible athlete, but we're talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin.

"Never Gonna Stop Me" by Rob Zombie cues and out walks X with his title held high. Viki is there with him, grinning proudly and gesturing to him. He pops to the crowd, holding it high to them. He climbs into the ring and glances to Austin as he climbs a turnbuckle, holding his fists up.

Capetta: And making his way to the ring, weighing in at 226 lbs., from LA, The EAW Triple Crown Champion, X!!!

Kanyon: X out here now. I think Austin's got quite a challenge. X looks ready.

Pam: Well, I know X doesn't want to lose this title and Viki doesn't want to see him lose it her first night out. And what do you think, huh? Viki joining in on the fun? Eh? He sure is gathering the women.

Kanyon: I'm not going to comment...

CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs. The Wildcard X (c)

Viki climbs out of the ring with the belt and the match kicks off as they circle, sizing each other up. X then goes in for a gut kick. He follows up by whipping Austin to a corner. He pulls Austin out and to the ground, scaling the turnbuckle and flying off with a Shooting Star Press.

Austin kicks out with ease. They get to their feet and X rushes Austin from behind and gives him a Facebuster. He goes for an Elbowdrop but Austin manages to roll out of the way. Austin gets to his feet and begins to slug away at X, knocking him back. Austin flips him off and clotheslines X to the mat.

Austin goes off the rope with the Drunken Elbow Drop. He climbs back to his feet, stomping at X. X claws to his feet. Austin helps him, by grabbing some of his hair, still clobbering X. X is knocked around and Austin grabs him from behind with a belly to back takedown. He kicks X a couple of times, but X keeps fighting up.

X manages to block a punch while on his knees and gets to his feet, kicking Austin in the gut and going for the Magnum Driver!-- but Austin counters out with an elbow to X's ribs before he can lift Austin up. Austin shoves X away, but X stays in balance and hops back forward with a Superkick to Austin's chin!

Austin goes down and X climbs the turnbuckle and flies off with a Corkscrew Moonsault and a pin.

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Austin spins around and punches at X, knocking him to the ropes. He then whips X to the opposite side and meets him in the middle with a Lou Thesz. Austin punches away at X before hopping ovve and trashtalking at the audience. X crawls to his feet and Austin goes to take X's head but X delivers a shot to Austin's midsection. Then another, before giving Austin a DDT. X kippups and mounts Austin, delivering his own shots to the head, then going into an armbar, wrenching hrd at Austin's right arm.

X pulls Austin up and gives him a few knife edge chops then whips him to the corner. X rushes in with a clothesline, which knocks Austin loopy as he staggers away from the turnbuckle. X climbs to the top and leaps off with a midair neckbreaker. When down to the ground, X puts Austin in an STF. After letting it up he then puts Austin in a sitting Dragon Sleeper. X is obviously working over Austin's neck for one of his Finishers.

Austin manages to grab the rope and X breaks the hold. Austin starts to get up as X grabs for a grapple, but Austin thumbs X's eye, causing the young superstar to stagger away, blinded temporarily. Austin punches X twice then gives him a back elbow followe dup with a suplex. He pulls X up, continuing a barrage of punches, but X kicks at Austin and seems to be going for the Pumphandle Sp-- Austin reverses into a DDT! He rolls with it into a necklock on X. Austin then shows his technical skill that's often overshadowed by his brawling, as he works over into an armbar on X.

Austin then lets up nd backs up a bit. X staggers to his feet and Austin is waiting for something. As X turns, Austin flips him off, nails him int he gut and grabs him in the 3/4th headlock-- No! X PUSHES AUSTIN AWAY AGAIN, A KICK TO AUSTIN AND-- PUMPHANDLE SPIKE!! Austin's down and X covers!

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Winner and Still EAW Triple Crown Champion: X!

Austin looks angry that he lost as X rolls out of the ring. Viki hands him the belt and raises his hand in victory.

Kanyon: And a big win for X! More big action after this!

***Commercials***

We open up in Donnie B's office as Donnie appears to be on a telephone conversation.

"Yeah...it's all set?" He asks. "Wonderful...just wonderful!" He smiles. "Gotta go...bye!"

Donnie now turns his attention to the camera. "Ladies and Gentlemen, that very phone call just confirmed the readyness of the Elimination Chamber. X, you said that you wanted to defend your title? Well consider this as a belated Christmas present as you're going in the chamber, with the EAW Triple Crown Championship on the line. That's right! You, and five other superstars will duke it out for the 3-Crown Title. Who will the other seven be? Let's find out."

Donnie takes out his notepad. "Mike Sanders, so sorry that I had to turn your latest accomplishment into nothing at HC. But you have to get this through your head: WE make the title matches, not X. But I'll tell you what. There's a spot in the match with your name on it. Hmm...Molly seem to be doing well as of late. Why don't we include her in the match as well? Three down, three to go! Who else...I've already promised Violette so she's obvously in. Two more then... "I've already talked to Kirk about it and he seemed interested. So that leaves one more spot for the match."

Donnie closes his eyes as he thinks for a minute, then smiles. "I have the perfect person for the spot. How about we have the person who loses tonight's tournement match up take the final spot. That seems fair. I mean, both competitors came a long way and it would be a shame if either of them left empty-handed.

"Ladies and gentlemen, those are the competitors who will go to Split Second and face off in the REAL Elimination Chamber match for the EAW Triple Crown title. And unlike the WWE's IC Title Battle Royal, you surely won't wanna miss this."

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The infamous "Film Breaking" effect interrupts as we return from commercial, with the blasts of static and the muted voice whispering "new... new world... " but then it fades into...

*KRAAAA-AAASH!!!!!*

Stone Cold Steve Austin stomps down the ramp, amid the cacophony of simultaneous cheering and booing. He rolls into the ring, doing his Four Post Salute, but does the "Too Sweet" hand gestures at the ring posts rather than his traditional "Double Bird" and smirks at the audience. Following him...

Glenda follows close behind, climbing in, as does Akira who enters with her.

Debra is right with Stone Cold, clapping as he poses and postures. She's in her skin tight "Austin Fan" clothes, but with nWo logos on it. Erik enters a bit to the rear.

Bullwhip follows behind, with the St. Croix twins by his side.

And finally... *BLINK!* Blink appears in the center of the ring, dressed in her black/white version of her usual attire, with a black leather jacket added.

Austin smirks at Blink, ruffling her hair in a sickening display of "father-daughter" cuteness.

Blink smiles happily, cocking her head a bit, then goes to the top turnbuckle and looks to the fans, arms crossed in an "X" with the 2 Sweet gesture with her hands.

Glenda smirks and looks out to the crowd. Akira crosses her arms and Erik leans back in the turnbuckle, looking smug.

Bullwhip just stands their with his ladies. Cracking his neck as if he was preparing for a fight.

Austin takes a mic from techie outside the ring, and clears his throat loudly. He points to his nWo t-shirt as the audience boos loudly now. "Now... you people probably want an explanation as to why I'm wearing these colors. Why I accepted membership. Why I'm... n...W...o...." He looks around to the others. "What do you guys think? You think I owe them an explanation?"

Glenda shakes her her head, smiling.

Bullwhip hmphs, "I'm not taking any sides..."

Blink leans back and looks to Austin, then to the fans, with a "whatever" look.

Austin looks at Bullwhip with a slightly surprised smirk, but then shrugs. "Fair enough." The fans are booing quite loudly. "You can boo all you want, but it isn't going to change a damned thing. Basically, I'm here for one reason, and one reason only..." He trails off, waiting for the audience to quiet down...

"WHAT?!" they reply.

Austin sighs deeply, rolling his eyes. "Oh, give me a BREAK! How long has it been since I've even DIGNIFIED that gimmick?!"

"WHAT?!" they again reply, with intent to tick him off.

Austin nods. "Okay. Be assholes. I'm not really out here to do this verbal joust with you people anyway..." He looks to the inner circle of the nWo. "Ah'm here..." He stops, and clears his throat loudly again. "I'm here to address the state of the nWo..."

Crowd: "IT SUCKS!!"

The Rattlesnake recoils from that statement, and then looks to the rest of the nWo for their response.

Blink crosses her arms, looking to Austin as she cocks her head.

Glenda just glances at the crowd angrily. Akira ignores them and Erik flips them off.

With that, Austin just nods to the audience. "You're right." Glaring at Erik, he takes a few steps in his direction. "Put... your finger... down..."

Erik blinks, eyes wide and slowly pulls his hand down.

"As Ah was..." He stops, and loudly clears his throat into the mic again. "As I was saying... They are right. As of right now... We SUCK." He glares around to the rest of the nWo. "With the exception of BLINK, everyone standing in this ring has been doing a pretty shitty job of making the nWo the most dominant force in EAW. Erik, you most of all have been an embarrassment to the nWo family."

He starts getting in Erik's face. "You have lost... EVERY SINGLE MATCH... that you have been booked in. You have flubbed every opportunity to capture gold... to capture respect... for your nWo brethren." He is nose-to-nose with Erik now, holding the mic to the side of his mouth. "What do you have to say about that, Mr. O'Reilly?"

Erik is sweating bullets now. "Uh...."

Blink smirks. "Busted..." >=)

"Erik sucks!! Erik sucks!!" much of the crowd chants.

"'Uh...'?" Austin repeats, pressing his nose harder against Erik's now. "UH?!" He snickers. "That's pretty good. I like that. Gee, Erik, I heard Akiko really likes you and wants your body. What are you gonna do about it? 'Uhhh...'" Austin scowls. "You make me sick."

Erik glances to the sides, really nervous now. He looks to Glenda who only crosses her arms and smirks.

Blink takes a step over to Austin's side, placing her hands on her hips as she look to Erik with a pity-pity look on her face.

"Don't look at her." Austin grabs Erik's chin and turns it back so that he's face to face with him again. "The way I figure it, you don't DESERVE to be nWo... I didn't have to talk to Glenda to know you've embarrassed her as a student, as a nWo comrade, as a MAN. I can take a look in Akira's eyes and see the silent shame she carries knowing that she wears the same colors as YOU..." He looks at Blink. "I don't even have to acknowledge the contempt Blink has for you, do I, girl?"

"Personally?" Blink looks at Erik. "... and this is just my views as a woman: I don't think the nWo has any room for a would-be-rapist."

The "F*** 'em up Austin!! F*** 'em up!!" chant has spread through much of the crowd by this point.

Erik looks even more nervous now, and looks ready to bolt.

"Whaddaya think?" Austin roars at the crowd. "If ya want Stone Cold Steve Austin ta whoop this mealy-mouthed little son of a bitch's ass, gimme a HELL YEAH!!!!"

"HELL YEAH!!" the crowd replies.

Austin inhales sharply, and gets ready to do the "Stunner Set-up Kick", but then stops short. "Well that ain't gonna happen. And you know why?"

Erik is gripping the turnbuckle in fear and when he see Austin stop, he sighs in relief.... just as Austin steps out of the way and Glenda charges in like a freight train, clotheslining Erik. Erik gasps and stumbles out of the corner, into Akira's arms and gets a Northern Lights Driver.

Blink picks her spot, then locks in the Survivor Crossface, wrenching the arm tight!

Erik is stretched and screams out in pain.

The crowd boos, wanting to see the Stunner on Erik.

"...Because I like you, Erik." Austin grins, soaking up the boos. "Not very much... but I like you. Glenda likes you. Otherwise she wouldn't have wasted all that time training you." He looks at Glenda. "Am I right, or am I right?"

Glenda looks down at Erik, who's writhing in pain.

Austin finally taps Blink on the shoulder. "Let him up."

Blink finally releases Erik, and helps him up, looking to Erik, then to Austin. "What's the verdict, Stone Cold?"

Austin wraps his arm around Erik's neck, in a buddy-like manner, but in truth wrenching at the youth's neck pretty hard. "Like I said. Erik, you've been doing a pretty bad job. Lousy, even. I'd go so far as to kick your scrawny ass out of the nWo... but with respect to Glenda, I'm not going to do that..."

Glenda just stares at Erik, rather disappointed looking. "I brought you in because I saw potential. I told David that you'd be a good addition and you made me look stupid."

Erik winces in pain.

The crowd boos a little, but a few cheer for seeing Erik getting stomped.

Austin cinches up his "buddy hold" on Erik a little tighter. "Nobody makes my gal Glenda look stupid, Erik. Least of all, YOU." Looking to Glenda, he smirks. "So here's what I'm gonna do... I'm taking you off the nWo 'active' roster. That's right. You're off Riot and Mayhem. You have no privileges to challenge for titles, be they Cruiser or otherwise."

The crowd cheers for this de-facto suspension.

Stone Cold brings the mic to Erik's ear and stage-whispers, "You have henceforth been banished to High Calibur, and forbidden to wear nWo colors, until such time that you redeem yourself..."

Erik blinks, wide-eyed.

Austin watches as Erik glumly exits the ring and walks up the ramp. Then, sighing, he looks to Glenda. "Ah understand... ahem... I understand you wanted to say some things?"

Glenda takes the mic and looks around. "Yeah. I've got a few things I'd like to say. For one, I'd like to address this crap I've been getting since I've joined. And by that, I mean with Sonnette."

The crowd boos fiercely as she mentions her former tag-team partner.

"That's just what I mean. Look, Sonnette should thank me. The two of us, hey, lets face it, we were great in the ring, but outside we just didn't match up." She laces her fingers together to emphasize what she was talking about. "While I was running around, pushing us, training, getting ready, Sonnette was running around, visiting her old porno buddies, dressing in bikini's for Spike and Morty and going to bars and parties. There were times we didn't even see each other until the day of the match. It was only due to my abilities and partially her own, that we held those titles."

Before long, a chant begins. "SONIC! SONIC! SONIC!"

Austin just shrugs, gesturing for Glenda to continue.

"So, one day, Bret gave me a call. He said that a girl like me would really do well in the nWo. And I knew he was right. It was just what I'd love to do. But there I was with this Tag title around my waist, but chained to it was Sonnette. So.... I dropped my title with the intention of getting an nWo partner to get it back with..." She then frowns glancing around. "We got one match... and I'll admit, I didn't get those titles. After that... nothing. I've been given singles matches. Have I been given more chances at the titles? Well, I won't say much more, but, I think Austin knows that I blame certain people...." She looks in his eyes. "...for the nWo becoming a splutter instead of a war cry." She then hands the mic back to Austin.

Austin nods. "I'm not gonna name any names, but it seems to me that there are quite a few members of the nWo sitting here empty-handed, while ONE MAN stands out parading the gold." He glares to the ramp. "It seems to me, that the nWo busts its hump making sure one unnamed individual keeps HIS gold, while the rest of us sit and rot." He says, rubbing the back of his neck. "Far as I've seen it, the nWo steps up to make sure he keeps that strap, but when the rest of us have opportunities, does HE step up for US? He sure as hell didn't help ME take that Triple Crown strap from X..." The crowd cheers now, for Austin's recent loss, only a few moments ago. He just glares, and hands the mic to Akira.

She takes it for a second. "I really have nothing to say except that I feel that the nWo is currently under tyrannical leadership. We honor him as samurai honored their Shogun, despite whether he deserves it or not.... though.... that have been samurai uprisings..." She hands it back.

Austin takes the mic, and then nods. He waits for a few seconds, and then speaks up. "Well, I sort of expected an interruption before now. Guess he's busy 'preparing' for his match with the Doll."

Austin just smirks, and looks around to all of the nWo.

"However..." Stone Cold takes a menacing step toward Blink. "I have... one... LAST... bit of business to take care of..."

Blink cocks her head, blinking. "Huh? Steve, what's--" she says before Austin cuts her off.

"Shhhhhh..." Austin whispers into the mic. "Don't speak. Watch..."

He points to the JumboTron.

*blink*"Crysta? Crysta, are you there?"

"..." Blink blushes a little. Crap. Bad time... better leave... Blink turns around to do so...

Blink lowers her head and looks to Crysta. "... Crysta... I'm so sorry..." she turns to hug Crysta. "God, I'm so sorry..." she whispers as she cries on her shoulder.

Austin shakes his head slowly as the JumboTron footage fades away, and looks at the mat, looking distraught. "Ah really don't know what to say about this, girl. Ah thought you were mah friend. Ah thought you could be... TRUSTED. Hell, Ah broke my cardinal rule... DTA."

Blink... looks shocked... then looks to Austin. "... What do you want? A reason why did what I did?"

The rest of the nWo slowly stalks toward Blink, but Stone Cold holds them all back. Glenda Jacobs looks at Stone Cold with a look of shock and the faint glimmer of anger.

"Clarice... I don't want to know why you did what you did," Austin says in a hurt voice. "I just want..." He grabs his mouth, as if to hold back sobs of despair. "I... just wanna STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YER LYIN' CARCASS!!!!!!!"

With that, he boots her in the gut, and delivers a spectacular Stone Cold Stunner to Blink!!!!!

Blink cries out, kicked in the gut, and is slammed down jaw-first... she lingers a bit on her knees, looking up at Austin with shock in her pearl-like eyes... then collapses to her side and curls up into a ball, more in emotional pain than physical, visibly crying.

He just glares at her, his back to the nWo and the cameras, and then hops to all fours, Trash Talking like he's never Trash Talked before. By this point, Akira, Glenda, and even Bullwhip are struggling to pull Austin away. Debra scowls at Blink's prone form on the mat, and then comforts her husband. Steve's eyes are filled with tears now, and he holds Debra tightly for emotional support before taking the mic again.

"I want you to know that Stunner hurt ME a helluva lot more than it could have EVER hurt YOU." He gestures to the rest of the nWo. "Now get this stupid little girl outta mah sight."

The fans begin pelting the ring with trash, as Riot Rulz goes to commercial.

**COMMERCIALS**

Kanyon: We're back folks, and up next is... *sigh* ... This isn't really going to be match, so why're we having this?

Pamela: David Flair is a fighting champion! He'll put the title up against ALL comers! Heck, I hear he even had the rest of the nWo take the night off!

Kanyon: Well, earlier today, we had caught up with the Doll to get her views on the situation and... well, we didn't get many answers.

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Scene switch to Megan Eko, who's next to the Doll; the Doll is looking around, almost daydreamlike as she goes "aaaaahhh..." and "ooooohhhhh..."

"Uh..." Megan clears her throat. "The Doll, tonight you have a match with David Flair for the EA--" she sighs softly. "nWo World Title. What're your thoughts on that?"

The Doll looks at Megan, cocks her head, then giggles, before placing a finger to her black painted porcelain lips. "Ssssshhhhhhhh..."

"HEY!" The Doll blinks, then looks over to Eighteen! The Digimortal herself goes up to the Doll, then looks up and down her before smirking.

"So you're the Doll..." Eighteen says. "Huh, whatever..."

And with that, she walks off. The Doll looks to the departing Eighteen, then to Megan, then giggles as she dances away, leaving Megan very confused.

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Kanyon: Okay... there is something not right about that girl.

Pamela: The fact that she wears that garish outfit and that mask? No kidding.

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"Superstar" cues up and out comes the nWo World Champion, looking very cocky and smug as he goes down the aisle to a rousing chorus of boos. He just ignores them, then slides into the ring and asks for a mic.

"Okay okay... pipe down!" Flair shouts. "Allow me to introduce my opponent! From parts unknown! Weight unknown! I.Q. unknown but obviously low! THE DOLL!!!"

And with that, the Doll dances to the ring, twirling around like a ballerina, then slides into the ring, looking to David Flair with a cocked head as she stands to her feet.

Kanyon: This is sick... the Doll's clearly not a real wrestler... she's a jobber!

Pamela: Yeah, Flair's gonna win, but what a champion, giving someone like the Doll a title shot!

Kanyon: Yeah, what a champion... >=/

CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
The Doll Vs. David Flair (c)

"Wow... the Doll!" Flair smirks. "You know, you're on your way to be as much of a sucky jobber as Iron Mike Sharpe! The Brooklyn Brawler! Wait wait... no, the Brawler's won matches before, you haven't." Flair laughs as the crowd boos. "But I'm a nice guy. Really I am! Tell you what, Doll... I'll let you have the first shot!" Flair leans forward and sticks out his chin. "Go ahead!"

Pamela: What a champion! Giving someone as unseasoned as the Doll first crack at him! Watch Flair reverse it into something cool! ^_^

Kanyon: And the Doll's unsure what to do! This... this poor girl's going to be all but squashed by David Flair, there's no telling what he'll--

Pamela: O_O!!

Kanyon: THE DOLL WITH-- THE WRECKONER?!! COVER! 1!
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KICKOUT!!!

Kanyon: Kickout by David--but the force behind that move...the move itself--

Pamela: EIGHTEEN?! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE NO REMATCHES! SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY REMATCHES WITH DAVID FLAIR!!!

Kanyon: THE DOLL wouldn't be liable to that part of the contract, though! We JUST saw the Doll and Eighteen together!! Probably that ISN'T her and she just borrowed that move--And David in a vulnerable position as the Doll pulls her up. Into the ropes goes David--THE HURT CONVEYOR!!

Pamela: So she borrowed TWO of Teena's moves?

Kanyon: Well...it's highly possible--Cover, hook of the leg by the Doll--
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Kanyon: Referee Billy Silverman pulled out the ring by Akira Hokuto! Bullwhip rushing into the ring!! The Doll and Bullwhip brawling--the Doll gaining the advantage as David slides out the ring!

Pamela: Kick her ass! Get out here and fire her ass, Ric! Then kick her ass some more!!

Kanyon: To the ropes and CLOTHESLINE on Bullwhip!! MISSILE DROPKICK on Eighteen by Hokuto!! Eighteen back up and looking ticked--huge swinging right by Bullwhip on Eighteen, who is fighting back both desperately--

*WHANG*!!

Pamela: STEEL CHAIR BENT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF EIGHTEEN!!

Kanyon: Bullwhip against the far ropes, and charging in--GOOOOOOOORE!! David directing traffic now--pulling up Teena and holding her in place--Eighteen fighting back--SUPERKICK by Hokuto!! Bullwhip with the chair now--*WHAM*--Right into the back of the head of Eighteen!!

Akira and Bullwhip tie up Eighteen in the ropes, and David grabs the steel chair--

*WHAM...WHAM...WHAM...

Kanyon: David tossing that broken chair aside, and Bullwhip and Akira coming in with chairs of their own...and now--CONCHAIRTO coming up!!

*CLANG!! CLANG!!...CLAAAANG!!*

Kanyon: David reaching over, and unmasking--YES! It is Teena!

Pamela: You're a slow one, eh, Chris?

Kanyon: Well, these days, you neva know...

Pamela: Look, look! BWAAHAHAHHAHA!! And Teena collapsing to the mat!! I hope she gets fired for this, Chris--or at least a heavy, HEAVY suspension from Donnie B. This is a CLEAR breach of contract. I think our President will be angry to...after he graciously gives her a chance to get another title shot, this ungrateful BITCH pulls a trick like this?!

David high-fives Bullwhip and Akira as he picks up the nWo World Title, and leaves the ring...

Kanyon: There's your great champion--isn't he some one to be proud of?

Pamela: DAMN RIGHT!!

David grabs his neck in pain as Bullwhip and Akira help him towards the back. The crowd boos FURIOUSLY and one nearly-full cup of beer nails David in the back of the head just before he goes through the curtain...

Kanyon: We may need some medical assistance out here--

In the ring--Teena rolls over...and sits up(?!), leaping over the top rope to the floor--and punches a hole through the ringside barricade!!

Kanyon: Uh-oh...

Pamela: You'll have to pay for that, Teena!!

Kanyon: Well, Eighteen is okay...but her plan to win back the World Title has failed...she was so close, SO CLOSE to winning it. She DID outwit David and manage to get the shot--

Pamela: If she'd have won, our President Ric Flair should have declared it null and void and awarded it back to David for this stunt she pulled--she had NO BUSINESS GETTING A TITLE SHOT!!

Kanyon: Well, I don't agree with that, but--nevermind, we have to take a commercial break! We'll be right back, folks!

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BWHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

"Japan" by Re-Venge cues up suddenly, and out jumps Pogo-chan, grinning evilly as she gets booed loudly.

Kanyon: And here we go with our tournament match! Akiko, taken over by the diabolical Pogo-chan! And it's up to Oseiko to snap her out of it!

Pamela: It's Oseiko's fault! She was the one who insisted that she fight Pogo-chan! She should take all the blame!

Kanyon: Sadly, Oseiko would probably agree with you there...

Pogo-chan paces to and fro, then goes to get a table and a ladder from under the ring, throwing the table in and sliding into the ring with the ladder in hand!

Pamela: Impromptu TLC match?!

Kanyon: Well, this Finals Tournament match IS Extreme rules... it could very well become that!

"Learn To Crawl" by Black Lab suddenly cues up! The fans cheer out as the Black Widow, Oseiko, comes out to the stage, staring at the grinning Pogo-chan.

Kanyon: The song fits... Oseiko has only just begun to learn to crawl in this sport! And now she has to save her best friend and defeat her in order to win this tournament!

Oseiko closes her eyes, then charges in, sliding into the ring!

Kanyon: Dave Hebner calls for the bell! And this match is underway!!

Kanyon: Pogo-chan with a series of kicks to Oseiko! OH! THE KUSARI-GAMA! OSEIKO DODGES THAT DEADLY WEAPON! AND-- IRISH WHIP ON POGO-CHAN TO THAT TABLE! OSEIKO WITH A STEEL CHAIR NOW! OSEIKO CHARGES IN--

Kanyon: OHHH!! MY GOD! OSEIKO WALLOPS POGO-CHAN WITH THE CHAIR AND POGO-CHAN GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Pogo-chan, rolling to her feet... Oseiko goes to her-- OHH!!! POISON MIST TO OSEIKO!!! And-- OSEIKO'S BLINDED! SHE'S SCREAMING AS SHE GRABS AT HER EYES! POGO-CHAN CHARGES IN-- OH! OSEIKO CLOCKS POGO-CHAN WITH IT!! EVEN BLINDED OSEIKO IS STILL ABLE TO DEFEND HERSELF! HER SAKKI IS INDEED WORKING! POGO-CHAN CRAWLS TO THE LADDER... AND OSEIKO GOES ON THE ATTACK! OH! CLOBBERING HER INTO THE LADDER!! OVER AND OVER! POGO-CHAN-- OHH! POGO-CHAN PLOWS THROUGH! GRABS OSEIKO--DIVING REVERSE DDT! Oseiko gets up... oh no... Pogo-chan with that Kusari-gama now!

Pamela: Oh crap! O_O

Kanyon: Pogo-chan slashing at Oseiko! ACROSS HER BACK! HER SHOULDERS! AGH! OMIGOD!!! POGO-CHAN JUST RAMMED THE BLADE INTO OSEIKO'S GUT!!! Pogo-chan now... hanging Oseiko across the ropes... what the hell... she's just pulled that weapon on and now-- OMIGOD!!! DEAR SWEET JESUS!!!!

Pamela: O.O!!! Eeep.

Kanyon: POGO-CHAN-- RAMMED THAT SICKLE INTO OSEIKO--... OSEIKO'S... AREA!! OSEIKO'S SCREAMING!!! I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT KIND OF AGONY OSEIKO'S GOING THROUGH!!!

Pamela: I... I have to sympathize with Oseiko, this... this is too sick...!

Kanyon: Pogo-chan... grinning at Oseiko's pain! She goes now, outside and pulls out another table! POGO BRINGS THE TABLE DOWN-- OSEIKO BLOCKS!!! SOMEHOW OSEIKO BLOCKS!!! AND-- SPINNING UP TO HER FEET! YANKING THE TABLE FROM POGO-CHAN'S HANDS! THROWING THE TABLE DOWN AND-- POGO WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO OSEIKO! OSEIKO ROLLING TO HER FEET-- SHINZUKUMO NO SASU!!!! Oseiko now-- LEG DROP TO THE LEG-- LEG LOCK!! LOCKED IN TIGHT! AND-- POGO-CHAN'S LAUGHING!!! REACHING OUT AND-- RAKING THE EYES TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOLD!! AND-- KIPPUP BY POGO-CHAN! THAT DAMNED KUSARI-GAMA!! USING THAT WEIGHTED CHAIN TO WHIP OSEIKO INTO THAT TABLE! POGO-CHAN RUSHES IN! AND-- SLINGSHOT INTO THE TABLE!!! Pogo-chan laughs... and-- AHH! LOW BLOW!!! AND HER... AREA MUST STILL BE TENDER EVEN THOUGH IT'S PROBABLY HEALING ALREADY!!!

Pamela: ;_; This is too much...

Kanyon: Pogo-chan now, climbing the top rope! That Kusari-gama-- oh God no... SHE'S GOING TO KILL OSEIKO WITH THAT DAMNED WEAPON! MOVE!! MOVE!!!! YES!!

Pamela: o_o;

Kanyon: OSEIKO MOVED IN TIME! THAT KUSARI-GAMA EMBEDDED IN THE RING NOW! POGO-CHAN ABANDONS IT AND GOES ON THE ATTACK! STOMPS! HEADBUTT! NO, OSEIKO MOVES! OSEIKO GRABS POGO-CHAN! WHIPS HER TO THE CORNER AND-- STRATUSFEAR!!! AND THE PIN!

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Kanyon: POGO KICKS OUT! OSEIKO JUMPS UP AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! AND-- MOONSAULT! PIN!!

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Kanyon: ANOTHER NEAR FALL!! Oseiko picks up Pogo-chan! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP-- WHOA AND-- LEG DROP PIN!!

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Kanyon: OSEIKO STILL DOESN'T GET THE WIN!! OSEIKO GETS UP-- POGO-CHAN KIPPUPS! GRABS OSEIKO AND HEADBUTTS HER!!! FLINGS HER TO THE LADDER!! AND-- DROPKICK INTO THE LADDER!!! POGO-CHAN WITH THE PIN!

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Kanyon: OSEIKO KICKS OUT!! POGO-CHAN SCREAMS IN FUSTRATION!! SHE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AS SHE THROWS HER HAT DOWN... SHE'S GOT THE VODKA BOTTLE!! SHE'S POURING IT ON OSEIKO! ON HER CHEST!! AND-- oh God...

Pamela: o_O!

Kanyon: Pogo-chan's pulled out a match! She's lit it and-- OH GOD!!! SHE'S JUST SET OSEIKO ON FIRE!!!! OSEIKO'S ROLLING ON THE MAT TRYING TO PUT IT OUT AND POGO-CHAN'S JUST LAUGHING!! OSEIKO NOW, GETS HER SHIRT AND ONE OF HER ARM HOSE OFF! SHE'S GOT FIRST DEGREE BURNS, BUT THEY'RE HEALING ALREADY!!!! REMARKABLE!! BUT-- OH, POGO-CHAN CLOCKS OSEIKO WITH A SOLID PUNCH! OSEIKO SPINS AROUND-- SPIN KICK TO POGO-CHAN!! OSEIKO RUNS TO THE TOP ROPE-- AND!! KUMORANA!!!

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Kanyon: NO! OSEIKO KIPPUPS! I... I think Oseiko's almost completely recovered from those injuries! Oseiko runs over and-- KUMO NO WANA! LOCKED IN TIGHT! POGO-CHAN STAGGERS, TRYING TO ESCAPE!! AND-- SHE DOES! MODIFIED SAMOAN DROP!! POGO-CHAN GETS UP AND-- SHE JUST PULLED SOMETHING FROM HER POCKET WAIT!!

Kanyon: SOLID PUNCH TO OSEIKO'S JAW!!! WITH BRASS KNUCKLES!!! AND POGO... GOING FOR THE PIN!!

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THR--!!!

Kanyon: NO! OSEIKO KICKS OUT!!! SOMEHOW!!!! OSEIKO KIPPUPS! POGO GETS UP AND-- EATS A KUMO NO SASU!!!! KICK-- POGO DUCKS! AND KICKS OF HER OWN-- COUNTER!!! OSEIKO GRABS HER LEG AND COUNTERS INTO A PRAWN PIN!!!

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Kanyon: POGO KICKS OUT!! OSEIKO GRABS POGO! FLINGS HER TO THE CORNER! FOLLOWS HER IN! HANDSPRING! ELBOW! FOLLOWED UP WTH A FACECRUSHER!!! POGO SPRINGS UP AND GRABS OSEIKO!! SLEEPER HOLD! AND--

Kanyon: Wait, when did Pogo get that damned Kusari-gama free?! Pogo's staring at Oseiko's chest... oh, wait a second!

Pamela: She wouldn't...

Kanyon: SHE WOULD! AND SHE-- SHE IS!!! SHE'S BRUTALIZING OSEIKO'S BREASTS WITH THAT DAMNED WEAPON!! THIS IS A HUMAN BEING SHE'S SLICING INTO SASHIMI! POGO-CHAN'S EVIL!!!!

Pamela: She's... raping Oseiko with that weapon...

Kanyon: That's exactly what she's doing! I don't think she's done! She-- SHE'S CHOKING OSEIKO OUT WITH THE CHAIN OF THAT KUSARI-GAMA! And now... dragging Oseiko to the ring apron feet first... no, just leaving her feet out. And... pulling Oseiko's boots off?!

Pamela: o.o; Pogo likes feet?

Kanyon: Well, Pogo's staring at Oseiko's bare soles... what is she... oh come now... this is just uncalled for! She won't!

Pamela: O_O!

Kanyon: SHE IS!! OH GOD! SHE'S... SLASHING AT OSEIKO'S SOLES WITH THAT SICKLE!!! SHE'S ALL BUT VIVISECTING OSEIKO HERE TONIGHT!!! NOW SHE- SHE'S BITING AT THE RUINED FLESH OF OSEIKO'S FEET!!! WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO PROVE HERE?!!!

Pamela: That's she's sick?

Kanyon: Pogo now, sliding back into the ring! Grabs her Oseiko's head! AND-- GOD! WRENCHING AT THE NECK! TRYING TO SNAP OSEIKO'S NECK!! THEN JUST THROWS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! OSEIKO-- FLIPS UP TO HER BLOODIED FEET!! AND-- STANDING KUMORANA!!!!

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Kanyon: NO! POGO-CHAN POWERS OUT!! OSEIKO KIPPUPS! AND-- SPINNING HEEL KICK BY OSEIKO!! OSEIKO NOW-- KUMO NO AMIMONO!!!! OSEIKO LOCKS IN THE KUMO NO AMIMONO!!! AND POGO-CHAN-- is laughing...

Pamela: o_o!

Kanyon: Wait... Oseiko looks behind her... a steel chair! SHE-- SLINGSHOTS POGO!! POGO'S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THAT STEEL CHAIR HARD!!!!! OSEIKO GRABS ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR!! AND-- OMIGOD!! A ONE WOMAN CON-CHAIR-TO!!! OVER AND OVER!! POGO-CHAN'S TWITCHING!!! AND... she's stopped moving...!

Pamela: Oh my God, Oseiko's killed her...

Kanyon: Oseiko drops the chair... checking for a pulse. She looks relieved here... she climbs up the top rope now!

Kanyon: SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! AND THE PIN!

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THREE!!!

Kanyon: That had gotta be the most brutal match I had ever seen!!

Pamela: It's over... it's finally over... o_o;;;

Winner Of The Tournament: Oseiko

Kanyon: Oseiko's fought one hellacious match! Oseiko... watching the EMTs strap in Pogo... hopefully back as Akiko... she looks so sad...

Pamela: Of course... she's had to beat out Akiko's brains here!

Kanyon: She seems pretty sad.... sadder than that. But she's going with the EMTs, to be at her friend's side! Folks? We have to end the show now! For Pamela Paulshock, this is Chris Kanyon... WHO BEDDA! See ya!

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