Live from the Hershey Center in Hershey, PA!

Your hosts are Road Dogg and Pamela Paulshock!

We open to the First Union Center with the set of Riot Rulz firing up, replacing the otherwise-mundane surroundings into a futuristic mechanized arena. Signs in the crowd tonight...

"It's time to take it...to the EXTREEEME!" "Mighty Molly: MY HEROINE!" "We (don't) want (David) Flair!" "I Know Hurricane's Secret Identity." "Hogan fears new offense" "Mikey for New World Champ!" "Big Show ate my other sign." "SCREW QWEST!!"

And with that...to our announcer's desk...

Dogg: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome everyone...to the DOGG HOUSE!!!...Me and Pammy-P live from Phil-E!! We're coming to you tonight from the F-U-C....K?

Pamela: ...you...

Dogg: That ain't nice Pammy...we gotta a helluva a show in store..kickin' it off with Jay Miller against the debutin' Nexus Dogstar. Colley's...SON?! Damn...that guy gets around...

"What You Got" by Reveille cues up...

Capetta: The first match of this evening is scheduled for one-fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Milwaukee, Wisconson...standing 6'1" and weighing in at 245 lbs..."Definition of Talent" Jay Miller!!

Pamela: Terrific...the jabronies of the week to kick off the show...I MUST compliment the booking staff on this...

Dogg: You got a problem with this?! But in WCW you said nothing? Pfft...

Pamela: Well...um...

Dogg: Naw, I won't make you offer up an explanation..I know I got ya.

Pamela: Grr...

Miller makes his way to the ring to a respectable pop. After that, "Wolf" by Iced Earth cues up...

Pamela: Ladies and gentlemen...we present to you now disreputable proof. You should ALWAYS get your pets spayed or neutered...especially dogs.

Dogg: You don't mean me, do ya?

Pamela: ESPECIALLY you...

Dogg: Eh-eh...

Capetta: And his opponent...from..eh....Jigsaw?!...he stands 6'9" and weighs in at 300 lbs even! NEXUS DOGSTAR!!!

Dogg: And I know a dog with a lot of fight in 'em when I see one, and Nexus is one of them.

Pamela: Fine, but if he left a mess backstage, I am NOT cleaning it up.

Nexus hits the ring, and the two look across at the ring at each other...

Dogg: Nexus is just one HUGE beast...Miller may be a little outmatched here, but I'm sure we'll see a tough fight no matter which way it goes...

Pamela: *sigh* I guess that means it won't be quick...

*ding, ding*

Brawl between the two to start as Pamela whines about getting Generation-NEXT out here...Miller takes the early offensive by knocking the knees out from under Nexus, dropping elbows to the area, and going for some early pinfalls unsuccessfully. Nexus blocks a suplex attempt and turns it into a Canadian Backbreaker, then into a modified shoulderbreaker, getting only a one count. Miller trips up Nexus on a criss cross with a drop toe told, then utilizes an Indian Deathlock. Nexus fights through the pain and gets back up to his feet. Miller goes for a diving clothesline, but Nexus counters it into an armbar, then picks up Miller, hitting a full nelson slam!! Nexus stomps away on his adversary, then goes up for a second rope kneedrop--but misses. Miller takes advantage with a rolling leg snap, then a pair of elbowdrops on Nexus. He picks up Nexus and hits a Cannon Ball Buster with difficulty for a narrow two. Nexus gets up and is wailed on by Miller with rights, but Nexus hits him with a headbutt sending him down. Miller back up, and Nexus sends him to the ropes, catching him off the ropes with a Diving Powerbomb, which gets a 2 count.

Miller is in trouble as Nexus fires him into the corner, and charges in--Miller ducks, and goes for a backslide for a two, but Nexus kicks out. Miller manages to get an Atomic Drop, then a knee stomp on Nexus. He goes up top, and hits a corner sling body splash. Nexus blocks it with his knees, but it hurts him a little. Nexus rolls on top of Miller..gets a two. Nexus back up, favoring his left knee...sets up Miller for a Cradle DDT...holds him up for an extended period of time first....before finally hitting the move...gets a solid two count, but not quite the 3.

Nexus keeps up the pressure, but an attempted sidewalk slam is stopped by Miller getting a leg on the ground and countering with an Enzui Giri. Nexus back up, and goes to catch Miller after a running cross body--his knee gives out and he drops Miller. Miller sets up Nexus in the corner..hits a backdrop off the turnbuckle, gets a long two. Nexus kicks out, and is nearly the victim of a piledriver but shoves Miller's back against the ropes. He powers out then Snake Eyes on Miller!!

Both of the back up...another brawl...

Dogg: Miller off the ropes--ducks under a boot from Nexus--slides down--schoolboy roll up!

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Dogg: Back up now...scoop slam by Miller...

Pamela: May I call it a "Pooper Scooper Slam?"

Dogg: Ugh...if you like. Setting up Nexus now--backdrop counter!! Nexus up...DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! Both of them up--Miller slugging away on Nexus--blocked--Nexus sends him to the ropes--BIG BOOT! And Nexus signaling to put away Miller!

Pamela: No complaints there...setting up Miller now..POWERBOMB....another!!...ANOTHER...and...WHAT THE HELL?!?

Dogg: Somewhat of a kneeling powerbomb ender...

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THREE..that was academic there. Poor Miller had the crap bombed out of him....

Pamela: I HOPE not literally..

Dogg: Well no...but Nexus comes out top dog here tonight!!

Pamela: Lovely..now maybe you can get up there in the ring and sniff each other's butts.

Dogg: That time of month eh?

Pamela: If I only had to work with you once a month, I'd be more cheerful. :P We'll be back after these commercial breaks!

Dogg: Hey's that's my j--

**Commercial Break**

We come into play backstage where Michael Cole is walking around. He walks over to Mike Action's own locker room and knocks on the door, he waits to see if he'll come to the door. Action yells for him to come in, so Cole does. Mike is wearing a red backwards Ecko Visor, red hooded Ecko Sweatshirt with white Ecko Pants. He tells Michael to sit down, and he does. They begin.

"Mike Action... You wanted me to come here to have an interview?"

"Exactly," Mike begins, "I wanted you to come in here so I can express a couple of things. First off, that Battle Royal that took place, well I knew I wasn't going to come out the winner. I knew I wasn't gonna make it as far as people wanted me to. Just wanted to say that..."

"Well can I ask you a question" Michael asks.

"Yeah sure... What is it?"

"Um... What are you doing here tonight? You are not scheduled in a match tonight, and you are in your regular gear. What's going on?"

"What I can't come to the arena to enjoy a show or what? Is that wrong?" Action asks and Michael shakes his head, "That's what I thought.. All I can tonight is that I have a surprise, a pleasant surprise for somebody. It could be during Jay Miller's match, it could be during Michael Connelly's, I am not saying. But something is going to happen tonight that would majorly piss somebody off. Revenge is sweet, and when I get it? IT'LL BE ACTION TIME!"

Michael Cole stands up and looks confused as he leaves the room.

We cut back to the arena, as "Duel of the Fates" cues up over the speaker system, and Alexander Nagol makes his way to the ring, the EAW Extreme Title in his possession. Alex gets a somewhat positive reaction as he comes out.

Once Alex is in the ring, "Sinner" by Drowning Pool cues up, and to a slightly better reaction than Alex comes Ninja X, holding the EAW Cruiserweight Championship belt. The crowd cheers him all the way to the ring…

…and the cheers turn into loud boos as "My Way" by Limp Bizkit cues up, and out of the entryway, with Kelly accompanying him, comes David Flair. Around his waist is the MPRW Public Access Championship belt, which he polishes up proudly as he walks down to the ring. David stops slightly before entering the ring, staring at the two fighters who await him. Kelly gives David a quick peck on the cheek and takes his title belt, and David slides underneath the bottom rope, causing both Nagol and X to go right after the younger Flair.

At the beginning of the match, Nagol and X seem to have one goal in mind: Working away on David Flair. David gets pummeled on by both of his opponents for a good while, and they even use some powerful double team moves on him. However, the tide changes when they both try to go for a pin, and they get into a fight over who will get the fall. This gives David the opportunity that he needs to get a breather as he slides out of the ring.

Meanwhile, in the ring, Ninja X and Nagol are putting on a clinic of fighting as the two of them fight hard in the match. Nagol has the advantage for a good while, until Ninja X slips out of an Unexpected Explosion attempt and gives Nagol a quick dropkick to the back of Nagol's knees. While Nagol is on the mat, X goes for a standing moonsault, but before he can get the pin, David Flair slides back into the ring, taking advantage of the Extreme Rules Stipulation by nailing X with a steel chair. Nagol manages to get to his feet and hit David in the back, and the two fight. Ninja X is out for a bit thanks to that chair shot, and David is getting hit hard by powerful moves from Nagol. Ninja X eventually recovers from the chair shot, and grabs the steel chair himself…slowly getting up to his feet as Nagol grabs David in a full nelson. Ninja X rushes in to swing the steel chair at David's head, but David Flair manages to move out of the way just in time. David manages to dropkick the chair into Ninja X's face, taking him out…before going for a figure four pin on Nagol…

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The crowd stands in stunned awe at seeing Nagol's undefeated record ended by David Flair, and Flair smiles at having that happen. Thinking that taking Ninja X out will be easy to do, David Flair takes his time going over to pick up X, slapping the ninja in the face a little bit, before picking him up and suplexing him onto the mat. David smiles and slowly goes to put Ninja X in the Figure Four Ankle-lock…when all of the sudden, "Light It Up" cues up over the speakers. David turns around to see Mike Action come out from the entryway, crowbar in hand. David turns his attention to Action, not remembering about X…up until X gets back up to his feet and almost puts David down with a 3 count via a schoolboy roll-up…but David manages to kick out. Action continues to get closer to the ring as David is almost whipped into the ropes, but reverses it. As David bounces off the ropes himself, however, Action hits Flair in the back with the crowbar he has in hand…and leaves him prone to get dropped in the Pumphandle Spike…

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WINNER, STILL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, NEW PUBLIC ACCESS AND EXTREME CHAMPION: Ninja X

Ninja X celebrates as he is handed all three title belts, and he leaves the ring happily, holding all three belts in hand. Once Ninja X is gone, Mike Action comes back into the ring and starts beating away at David Flair with the crowbar some more, before picking Flair up and dropping him in the move called Action Time. Once David is down on the mat, Action grabs a microphone.

"Hey David…payback's a bitch, ain't it?"

"Light it Up" plays up again, and Action leaves. David is slow to get up as we fade out.

*COMMERCIALS*

We come back to see David Flair in the trainer's room…looking at the camera.

"I'm going to make this simple. Action…you made a big mistake. The only reason you're not going to be hit with a fine bigger than you could afford is because I was in a match. But remember…as the leader of Generation NEXT…you made a big mistake messing with me."

"But to my loyal fans…rest assured, something good will be happening for me tonight. You'll see…trust me, you'll see."

The camera fades out on David.

Dogg: Loyal fans...LOYAL FANS?! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY YOU LITTLE DUMBASS!!!

Pamela: He does so!! And damnit..if it weren't for Action David would be Cruiserweight Champion right now!

Dogg: Aaaaaanyway...we're back!! And time for one of Pamela's most anticipated matches of tonight...

Pamela: Well, having a future living legend here is one thing, but having Generation NEXT here is another--even if they are affiliated now...

Dogg: Yes, shill, Pamela, SHILL!!

Pamela: Someone needs to get me in on that sweet deal Megan and Paul have...

"STAND BACK! THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!"...

"Dare" by Stan Bush cues up...

Dogg: *Whew*...for a second there thought we were going to hear Vince's musical number.

Pamela: Eh...he's still better than Hall is when he croons in a drunken stupor.

Dogg: Yeah...that be true..

Capetta: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! Introducing first, combined weight unknown, but estimated to be roughly 330 lbs...The Huuuuuuuuuricaaaaaaane...and Miiiiiighty Moooooolly!!

Dogg: And I gotta say...Molly's got a booty most white girls would kill for, and Hel--er, HURRICANE ain't tryin' to make a move on her?! WHASUPWITDAT?!

Pamela: I think being in WCW can kill your ambition, even for sex, worse than marijuana...

Dogg: IT DOES--*ahem*--I've heard that's untrue.

Pamela: *rolls eyes*

Hurricane and Mighty Molly make their way to the ring to an impressive pop. After which, "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach cues up...

Capetta: And their opponents...at a combined weight of 378 lbs...Generation NEXT members--Rash and Baby!!

Pamela: Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Dogg: Friends of yours?

Pamela: Baby was one of the few gals working in WCW that WASN'T a total bitch...and Rash is cool too...

Dogg: I guess back in WCW you WEREN'T a part of that group.

Pamela: I'll ignore that...

Dogg: If you weren't so loud, I'd be able to ignore YOU...

Rash and Baby hits the ring...Baby gets cheers from her admirers...Rash doesn't enjoy the same luxury...

Dogg: And our mixed tag match ready to go heah...looks like the ladies are gonna start off for their teams...cool...

Pamela: Figures...drooling pothead moron..

*ding, ding*

Molly and Baby walk to the center of the ring...Molly holds out her hand...Baby looks suspicious...but holds hers out...Molly shakes it heartily, before breaking it off and stepping back.

The two lock up--Molly puts Baby in a side headlock--Molly fired into the ropes--dropkick by Baby misses. Molly grabs Baby's legs, going for a Boston Crab which she applies quickly...Baby crawls over to the ropes. Molly offers to help up Baby, which she takes. Molly breaks away...collar and elbow, and Molly ducks behind, locking Baby's arms, and goes for a Tiger Suplex--Baby blocks, goes for the go behind--Molly trips her up, and locks on a side headlock...pulls her up, and snaps her over before locking on a Triangle Hold. Baby struggles as she's in the hold, finally rolling over and trying to squeeze out--does, and leaps on Molly's back, going for a sleeper hold.

Dogg: And we've got two hot little cuties rolling around on the mat here--man, I miss some good...er...women's wrestling.

Pamela: Translation--he gets high before he remembers to go look for a date.

Molly manages to sunset flip Baby and gets a one count. Baby rolls forward, getting a long one as she sits on Molly's chest--Molly rolls her off. Baby sends her to the ropes--leap frog--Molly puts on the brakes--springs off the ropes and asai moonsaults onto Baby!! One! Tw--and a kickout!

Molly tags in the Hurricane!! Hurricane whips off his cape as he does his trademark spin pose...Baby goes to schoolboy Hurricane!!--One count only. Hurricane, nonetheless, helps up Baby. He whips her into the corner...clean break by Hurricane--but Baby with a dropkick!! Hurricane springs up--a FACEBUSTER!!! As Hurricane gets up, she sends him into the corner, tagging in Rash.

Rash stomps down the Hurricane in the corner, then signals to Baby...a BRONCO BUSTER by Baby!!! Rash puts a boot across Hurricane's throat as he picks him up, then hits a running boot on him in the corner.

Hurricane staggers out the corner--Rash goes for a side backbreaker--Hurricane slips out of it....spins around Rash--and a DDT!! Cover by Hurricane gets a one count and Rash tosses his opponent off him. Rash up to his feet...scooped and slammed by Hurricane...Hurricane off the ropes--Rash rolls out of the way of the senton splash. Back up--set up for a back drop suplex--Hurricane lands behind--shoves Rash into the ropes, and leaps on Rash's back, laying in a few shots to the head--and a REVERSE Hurracanrana by Hurricane!! (How apropo..)

Cover by Hurricane...a two, and kickout...

Hurricane, not at all discouraged, goes up top--cross body by Hurricane--but Rash catches him...holds him jokingly, then tosses him over his shoulder a la Scott Hall.

Cover by Rash, but Hurricane kickout at two.

Rash picks up Hurricane by the hair, slamming his face down into the mat...then holds up his two middle fingers...

Dogg: I know what one means, but does that mean--

Pamela: No, moron...he's ready to put away Hurricane!!

Dogg: Hurricane up--and SYMBIOTE CLAW!!! SYMBIOTE CLAW!!...if it can put down Foley, it just may put down a superhero...

And indeed, it seems to physically weaken Hurricane, putting him down to one knee...he reaches out for his corner, but is no where close enough to reach Molly. Mighty Molly rallying the crowd...

"HURR-I-CANE!! HURR-I-CANE!!"

Pamela: How utterly asinine....this isn't going to work..just pissing Rash off.

Dogg: Indeed it it...and looks like he's going to turn the claw into a choke--SLAM?! WAIT!! Hurricane with his hand around Rash's throat--CHOKESLAAAAAAAAAAAM?!?!??!

Pamela: ......g-gee...he does that better than Big Show even!

Dogg: But it took a lot out of him...and Hurricane reaching to tag Mighty Molly!!

Pamela: Hmm...if you use the Hurri-Signal to get Hurricane...how you get just Molly? The Booty Call?

Dogg: Hehehe...maybe...I'd like to use it if so.

Rash and Hurricane reach for their corners...TAGS made simultaneously...Baby and Molly in...DROPKICK from Molly...back up--clothesline ducked by Baby--Molly to the ropes--tilt a whirl--NO, HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY MIGHTY MOLLY!! Baby up--Molly charges at her--Baby tosses her over her shoulder--Molly grabs ahold of the top rope--slingshots--NO!!...Baby blocks the Hurracanrana....DUMPS Molly backwards onto the mat! Baby quickly goes up to the top--Frog Splash onto Molly's back!! Cover by Baby...two count, and a kick out! Baby locks Molly in a full nelson as she's getting up...tightening it at Molly gets to her feet...he fights it, which makes Baby try to turn it into a Facebuster, but Molly blocks--elbowing free, then sends her to the ropes...sleeperhold off the ropes...Baby reverses into one of her own--Molly runs backward into the corner breaking it...Molly scoops up Baby onto her shoulders....DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!

Dogg: OOOOhh...and a nasty move there from Molly...Baby looks pretty out of it...Rash yelling at Molly now. You don't think she's...hurt do you?

Pamela: Well, didn't look like it but I would PIN HER right about now. Molly checking on--ROLL UP BY BABY!!

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Dogg: Whoa...almost outsmarted Molly there.

Pamela: That wouldn't be surprising; Hurricane makes her wear earplugs when flying so the whistling the wind makes through her head doesn't scare off bad guys.

Dogg: Ouch...

Molly gets back up up to her feet and puts her hands on her hips, looking upset about that. Baby shrugs her shoulders, pointing to Rash. Rash flips off Molly...Molly looks shocked about that...Baby sends Molly to the ropes...ARMDRAG into an armwringer...tag made to Rash....

Rash comes in...stomping away on Molly and hammering her across the back, drawing boos. He picks her up by the throat...BALDO BOMB from Rash!!

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Rash puts Molly in another armwringer...then turns it into a wristlock--walking the ropes--Molly then gets hit with a Rash Attack!! Baby asks for another tag...and Rash sends Molly to the corner...

Dogg: And Baby back in!!! Going up top...could be the--*checks format* The Ultimate Destruction Nuclear Apocolypse Chaotic But Cute Device!! Baby has--NO NO--FACE FIRST POWERBOMB by Mighty Molly counters!!

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Baby shakes out the cobwebs--

Dogg: ...and in the confusion makes the tag to Rash again!! Rash gets inside and stalks towards Mighty Molly...but she doesn't back down, getting right up into his face. Rash shoves her backward...she shoves HIM back...haymaker by Rash--ducked by Molly--BACK KICK across the chin puts Rash down...Rash up as Mighty Molly tags in the Hurricane!!

Pamela: Oh brother...

Hurricane with a clothesline on Rash...back up...ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!! Mighty Molly up on the top rope...MOLLY GO ROUND on Rash as he gets up to his feet!!

Pamela: NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Dogg: Hurricane now going for--THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE!!! Hurricane makes the cover!!

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*ding, ding*

"Dare" by Stan Bush cues up again...

Capetta: The winners of this match, by pinfall...Mighty Molly and THE HUUUUURRRRRRRRRICANE!!

Pamela: Ugh...I think I'm going to throw up...

Dogg: I'm sure there are some Hurri-sickness bags around here somewhere...well, we'll be back after this break folks...stay with us!!

**Commercial Break**

"Primal Concrete Sledge" is beginning to play as we come back from break...

Dogg: CAN SOMEONE IN THE SOUND TRUCK TURN THAT DOWN?! IT'S A LITTLE TOO LOUD!!

Pamela: WHAT?!

Dogg: SOMEONE IN THE SOUND TRUCK SHOULD TURN THAT DOWN!!

Pamela: WHAT!?!?!

Dogg: ....screw it.

Pamela: WHAT?!

Capetta: The following singles match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first...from Greenwich, Connecticut...he stands 6'4" and weighs in at 250 lbs..."The Decadent" Huuuuuuuunter Heeeeeeaaaaaaarst Heeeeeeeelmsleeeeeeey!!!

Dogg: THIS GUY AND I GO BACK REALLY FAR...BUT MAN OH MAN HE'S TURNED INTO A TOTAL DICK...

Pamela: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

As Helmsley gets inside the ring, most of the cheers he received not too long ago turning to boos...his theme fades out, and "Ride On a Shooting Star" cues up...

Capetta: And his opponent, from Osaka, Japan...she stands 5'6" and weighs in at 135 lbs...Akiiiiiiiko Nakaaaaaaaanooooo!!

Dogg: One thing I don't quite get is how Akiko could possibly still have some respect for this guy...

Pamela: Simple, either she has it now, or he'll BEAT it into her.

Akiko gets quite a positive response from the crowd, before diving into the ring, looking cautiously at Hunter. She poses on the top rope, then leaps back down...

Hunter still stares across at her...

Dogg: And I'm quite surprised that Lance isn't here to see this ma--

*ding, ding*

--tch.

Pamela: I'm not...he fears Hunter..heheh...GO HELMSLEY!!! WHOOO!!!

With the ringing of the bell, THEN Hunter goes for Akiko--diving at her with a double-leg takedown...throttling her at first, then getting back up and stomping violently at her in the midsection. After that, he yanks her up to her feet...tosses her across the ring by her hair...running into her midsection with a knee as she attempts to get up. He picks her up by the seat of her pants, and dumps her out of the ring as if it was the easiest task in the world. The crowd boos him as he dusts off his hands...as he walks away he gets NAILED in the back of the head with a springboard dropkick!! Akiko drops a pair of elbows, then goes for a cover--easy kickout by Helmsley. Helmsley up as Akiko charges--back body drop--Akiko lands behind--locks him in an Osaka Street Cutter-ready position!!--Helmsley twists around and counters with a Northern Lights Release Suplex, then drops a knee into the sternum. Akiko pulls herself up but is fired hard into the ropes by Helmsley...caught off the ropes--Spinebuster attempt COUNTERED into a DDT!! Cover by Akiko!! 1!--and a kickout! Helmsley tosses off Akiko, grabs her by the hair--then drives an elbow into her throat and down into the mat. Helmsley smacks Akiko across the sides of her head with his knuckles, before pulling her up in a Camel Clutch...

Dogg: Certainly not the most EXCITING submission around, but it does the job, and worked alright the Iron Sheik...

Pamela: Yeah...but just watch what you say...him and the rest of the Jolly Gentlemen just may come back...

Dogg: Eep!!

Hunter gives up on the hold and gets off of Akiko...but still holding her under the chin, then quickly raking the eyes. He's admonished by the referee but merely shrugs it off. He picks up Akiko...BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX...as if taunting Kirk Angel...pick up again...powerbomb set up--Akiko unloading on him as she clutches the back of his neck--Helmsley falls backwards--leg hooked by Akiko!

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Helmsley shoves her off, locking on a front chancery as he rams repeated knees into her upper chest--Akiko grabs hold on the forth--twisting it, and dropping her leg down on it...applying a modified anklelock--but Helmsley to the ropes...

Akiko is not discouraged, instead going for a chopblock as Helmsley gets back up, then stomps on the knee...drops down in a leg lace...Helmsley stretching for the ropes...

Akiko attempts to yank both of them away from the ropes...

Akiko lets go of the hold...yanking up Hunter and Dragon Screw leg whipping him. Hunter back up--Irish Whip--Hunter reverses...hits the far ropes...and a FLYING KNEE hits Akiko in the forehead. Helmsley sets up and hits an Atomic Kneebreaker on Akiko, then sets up a...BOW AND ARROW BACKBREAKER?!...well, of sorts..this one concentrated a bit more on the knees, as if getting reverse on the previous assault on him.

Dogg: Hunter picks up Akiko, reverse suplex positioning...Hunter to lay her out with a reverse brain bust--SHORT STUNNER!!! Akiko counters with a version of the OSC...cover on Helmsley...

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Pamela: Not quite...but a very potent move in it's most perfect form...didn't quite get all of it though...

Akiko goes up top...SOMERSAULT LEG DROP...only gets a two again...

Hunter back up...Akiko lays in with a series of kicks to Hunter's midsection...Hunter blocks one and legdrags Akiko--chokehold and shoves her back into the corner...stomps her in the midsection then unloads with knife-edged chops...

"WHOOOOO!!!...WHOOOOOO!!!...WHOOOOOO!!"

Another Irish Whip--reversal--Akiko rushes in--Moonsault Kick on Triple H!! Akiko goes up to the top rope...Hunter turning around dazed--Akiko diving off the top--Missile Dropkick on target!!!

As Hunter gets up, Akiko sents him to the ropes--Rolling Tsunami--no, the Canadian Mapleleaf inst--but Hunter gets to the ropes...

Hunter takes a breather on the outside...Akiko attempts to grab HIM by the hair--but Hunter drops her down across the rope throat first. He then drags her out to the floor--tossing her into the steel stairs!!

Dogg: I was afraid it might come to this...Hunter with a steel chair now--assaulting Akiko with it!! Smashing it down across her back!! Irish Whip now--INTO the other stairs!!

Pamela: Heheheh...I'm a loving this...

Dogg: Akiko dazed getting up...OOOH another shot with that steel chair...and Hunter tossing that choice weapon back into the ring...dragging in Akiko...

Pamela: Uh-oh...here we go...PEDIGREE!! PEDIGREE!!!...YEEEEEeeees!!!

*ding, ding, ding*

Dogg: And a Pedigree on the steel chair from Hunter...but...oh come on...picking here up aga--and HEY, DON'T TOUCH THERE!!!

Pamela: Hunter with a firm grip and--THE HENTAIPLEX on the steel chair!!!

Dogg: Hunter still stomping at Akiko and--I can't take this anymore...

Pamela: Well...Road Dogg leaving the booth...that's nice in itself but not a good sign...

Road Dogg gets in the ring as the crowd cheer--he yanks Hunter around.

"What in the hell do you think you're doing, Hunter? I thought you changed? The match is over...why not leave her alone already?"

"Because, being nicety-nicey didn't get me anything, Brian. If you're going to make an impression around here, you sometimes just need to go a little far," Hunter replies coldly...

"It's enough..."

"I guess you're right," Hunter seems to rethink...

"I'm done with here--it's your turn now."

The crowd boos as Hunter then starts to slug away at ROAD DOGG!!!

Pamela: WHOO-HOOOO!! Fans, I have a BRAND NEW favorite wrestler as of this moment. PEDIGREE HIM, HUNTER!!!

Road Dogg manages to fight back with some shots of his own--Irish Whip from Road Dogg--high knee from Hunter catches him. Set up for a Pedigree--back body drop by Road Dogg...Hunter up--Road Dogg sets him up...

Pamela: NO NO NO!! DAMN!!! The "Stretch Armstrong" from Road Dogg...

Road Dogg taunts Hunter then helps up Akiko...

Pamela: Ugh...what a revolting development this is...well, we'll be back for our main event after this commercial break...

**Commercial Break**

We get a replay of what happened before the break...

Dogg: And welcome back everyone!! Hunter's a little pissed over that--but tough.

Pamela: I'm rather comforted by the thought that I think he'll be sure to get you back for that...

Dogg: Wishing ill will on me...how rude, Pamela.

Pamela: And squeezing my butt during the break wasn't?

Dogg: That's a lie!

Pamela: Suuuuure...

"Walk" by Pantera then cues up...

Re! Spect! Walk!
Whatdidyasay?
Re! Spect! Walk!
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?!

Capetta: The following match up and TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT is scheduled for one fall under Extreme Rules. Introducing first, from Mars, PA...standing 6'2" and weighing in at 235 lbs...he is the Number One Contender for the EAW World Championship!! "Code Red" Miiiiiiiichael A. Cooooooonneeeeeelly!!

Michael comes out in his replica RVD singlet, then does the self-point drawing an "M-A-C" chant...then rushes the ring, posing on the top turnbuckle before leaping off with a graceful moonsault, dropping down in a split, springing back up, and performing a wheel kick then doing the double thumb point again...

Pamela: What a SHAMELESS rip-off...

Dogg: Actually, he said it's more of a tribute...

Pamela: Ripoff...tribute...same difference...

BL-BL-BLUE WORLD ORDER....FOR LIFE!!

Capetta: And his opponent...currently residing in Los Angeles, California...she stands 5'11" and weighs in at 137 pounds!! She is a member of the "Blue World Order"..."The Blue Blur" Sonne--SonIC the Hedgehog!!!

Dogg: Gary Michael Cappetta catching himself on that one...and until further notice, Sonny will be going by the "Sonic" moniker. ^_^

Pamela: Well, filling in for ol' Stevie, who may be on his way out of the EAW on friendly terms...let's see if Sonic has much ring rust, though I hear she's had a number of return matches in secret before this...besides the ones in her apartment.

Dogg: Hehehe...indeed the rumors go...a handshake between the two, and here we go...!

*ding, ding*

Michael goes for a crescent kick, but Sonic ducks--shot to the kidney...Irish Whip--reversal--Michael with a leapfrog over Sonic--Spinning Heel Kick on Sonic! Back up, corkscrew leg drop, and out to the apron. Springboard Spear by Michael--but Sonic side steps it. Hits the ropes--comes flying off with a clothesline on Michael. She pulls up Michael--knucklelock, and attempts to power him down--Michael goes between her legs and trips her up--pins her to the mat and holds her ankles--One count only. Michael picks her up, scoop and a slam...springs off the rope--ASAI Moonsault without a pin. Picks her up..sends her towards the ropes--hits them--springs off with a backspring elbow!! Sonic picks up Michael...bulldog set up--Michael frees himself and sends her to the ropes--ducks a roundhouse--swings behind--BLUE THUNDER from Sonic!!! Gets nearly a one, and Michael kicks out, then rolls up to his feet with a bit of lag. Sonic ducks out to the outside, and grabs a stack of chairs from under the ring and a few tables. She tosses the chairs into the ring--in Michael's general direction--one of them he bats away with a hook kick.

Sonic up on the apron--Michael charges--Sonic slides in under the ropes, rolls up Michael for a Sunset Flip...2 count only. Sonic smacks Michael in the back of the calf as he gets up, then headbutts him in the midsection using one of the chairs. Picks him and sends him into the corner, hitting a Superplex on one of the chairs. Taking another, she gets onto the apron, and Slingshots over with a legdrop while using another chair.

Another two, and a kickout...Sonic waits on Michael to rise to his feet--he does, and ducks the chairshot--sneaks in a reverse neckbreaker on Sonic. He takes the chair she used on him, then leaps to the ropes, then on top of her with an Arabian Facebuster!

Dogg: Continuing the Sabu-esque offense, Michael sets up the chair, dragging Sonnette in front of it...Michael then goes for a Triple Jump Moons--Sonnette rolls out of the way, but Michael lands on his feet, behind her...Sonic stands up--but is caught by surprise by Michael who BULLDOGS her into the set up steel chair!!!

Michael makes the cover...

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Kickout! by Sonic!

Pamela: Hm...I think a bit of a quick count...

Dogg: I don't think so one bit. Michael up now...picking up Sonnette by the quills--WHAM!! SONIC excuse me...with a steel chair shot to Michael. Picking him up now...SNAP Suplex by Sonic...against the ropes now--LOU THESZ PRESS using that chair...and Sonic hammering away on Michael. Picking him up now...Arm Drag...another one coming u--No, Michael countering--now a Mahistrahl Crade!!

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Michael hits a side backbreaker on Sonic, then uses another of the steel chairs to smack Sonic across her back. She rolls out towards the ropes--picks herself up...and in a daze stops over. Michael goes for an overhead shut--Sonnette ducks down, causing Michael to hit the ropes and the chair to bounce back into his face. A Flipping Dropkick plants the chair into Michael's chest, then Sonic sends Michael into the corner. Sonic sets Michael up in the Tree of Woe, then she lays both of the dented chairs across Michael's head, then dives headfirst--charging into them and slamming them into Mikey's skull--Michael's body goes limp as he falls back onto the mat.

Michael picked by Sonic and set up in the corner for a Super Backdrop--Michael elbows at Sonic in desperation...then manages to stand up on the turnbuckle. A spinning back kick catches Sonnette, then Michael hits a Split-Legged Moonsault on Sonic...gets a long 2, but NO!!

Michael sets up Sonic for a T-Bone Suplex...

Dogg: Sonic blocking the suplex--counter--BRAINBUSTER DDT by Sonic!! Sonic up on the top rope now...a little wiggle of the hips...MONEY SHOT by Sonic!!

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Thr--and a kickout by M-A-C!!

Pamela: Just barely however...

Dogg: And Sonic picking up her adversary...sends him into the corner--charging in--Michael springing up--flips her over with a Sunset Flip!!

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Kickout!! Michael kippups...waiting for Sonic to get back up--NAILS a Superkick!! Shades of his wife and Lance Storm on that...grabbing a steel chair now...going up top...a little wiggle of the hips...FIVE STAR MONEY SHOT!!! Mikey with the cover...

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TWO!!--DAMNIT!!--

Pamela: David makes the save!! In his referee's shirt--OOPS!...Dickinson just rammed his head into David's crowbar accidentally...but fortunately David's here to replace him...

Dogg: Yeah...fortunately...David making the count...

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ONE!--Kickout by Sonic.

Pamela: Wow...she had plenty of time to rest on that one...

Dogg: Oh please...Michael arguing with David about the count. --oh yeah, just joking my ass.

Michael sends Sonic to the ropes, catching her with a powerslam...poses, corkscrew legdrop with the chair. Sets her up--double leg takedown counter, and Sonic catapults Michael into the corner face first. Michael staggers backwards...

Dogg: ...HENTAIPLEX by Sonic!!....ANOTHER!!...and a THIRD into a bridge!!

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Pamela: ....YAAAAAAAAY!!!

Dogg: What in the hell...it figures--Kirk must have put David up to this...and Sonic isn't too happy about it.

Dogg: Oops, David forgot to signal for the b--

Before he can, Sonic catches his arm...

Dogg: Oh shit...OOOH....Armbreaker by Sonic!! Hammerlock now...Sonic giving David an impromptu wrestling lesson...up over her shoulders--UP THE TURNBUCKLE--SOOOOOOOOOONIC BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Pamela: FOUL FOUL NO FAIR FOUL!! She's attacking a referee!! How HEINOUS!!!

Dogg: And for a finishing touch...a bit of blue spraypaint!!

Sonic spraypaints "bWo" on David's back after yanking off his referee's shirt...Scott Dickinson crawls back into the ring...

Dogg: NOW I think we can get back to a proper match. Mikey and Sonnette shaking hands...and Dickinson signals to continue...

Collar and elbow leads to Sonnette nailing a few knees to Michaels' midsection...Sonic sets up Michael and back suplexes him. She grabs the steel chair, sets up Michael, and hits a Russian Leg Sweep on the chair. Michael rolls out of the ring, but Sonic follows after...Michael's head is rammed to the post, then Sonic jabs Michael in the back with the chair, then gives a straight shot to the back. Waistlock by Sonic, but Michael reverses, then hits a Bridging German Suplex, getting a long two. Michael grabs the chair and springs up to the apron, tossing the chair at Sonic and hitting a diving VanHalenator. Taunting by Michael, into a standing moonsault--knees up by Sonic block it, as she picks herself up. Grabs the chair and chair-vaults it into Michael's midsection before coming down with an elbowdro p across the throat. She picks up Mikey, and Atomic Drops him onto the safety railing...leaps up on the railing...quickly leaps over Mikey and runs AROUND THE WHOLE RINGSIDE AREA before diving with a spear into Mikey, sending then both into the crowd as an "E-A-Dub" chant starts up again.

Michael back up--blocks a haymaker from Sonic--giving back one of his own. He locks a side headlock on Sonic, then poses beside a fan long enough for a picture to be snapped, but Sonic backdrops him onto the concrete. She gets back up, snaps a picture of herself smiling, then picks up Michael, firing him up and over the barricade and into an area where much of the equipment is running. Michael catches a charging Sonic in a Fireman's Carry, dropping her forward onto a table...she rolls off, then starts brawling with Michael again...rolling him onto it...

Dogg: ...she climbs onto it, setting up a Pornplex--Michael knees her hard in the midsection...set up now...could be the Condition Red--NO--just a regular DDT...but the fans are rabid here tonight...Michael now...climbing up the barricade...and...and...A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!

*KRUNCH!*

Pamela: THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Dogg: Cover by Mikey--

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*ding, ding*

Cappetta: Here is your winner...by pinfall..."Code Red" Michael Connelly!!!

"Walk" by Pantera cues up as Michael's hand is raised...

Dogg: Mikey emerges a winner, but looks like him AND Sonic are unconscious...

Pamela: HA!...What a wimp...

Dogg: After that match?! Man, what are YOU smoking...wait a minute...think I know that...the bosses' c--*smack* OW!!

Pamela: Well, thank you for watching EAW Riot Rulz--and putting up with this moron beside me...for Road Dogg, I'm Pamela Paulshock....GOODNIGHT!!

Dogg: That's my--

Fade to black..EAW logos. ^_^