Live from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California

Your hosts are Chris Kanyon and Pamela Paulshock!

(Notes from Andrew: Again, sorry that results aren't going to be up to their usual quality--and this is especially bad since they're late, but I hope to be able to have a PPV up to normal standards next Sunday. And look for a Mayhem card up shortly after I post this card. Likely some big things will go down on the Mayhem card...)

After the opening, Chris and Pamela shill for EAW Cataclysm, adding that a new match has been signed--a title unification bout!! The EAW International Title and EAW People's Title will be unified...

After that, "Of Wolf and Man" cues up, bringing out the returning Colley Dogstar, with a HUGE pop for his return...

"Superbeast (Porno Holocaust Remix)" by Rob Zombie then plays, and Morty comes out, getting heavily booed...

The match gets brutal in a hurry, with stiff brawling to start, and soon spills out of the ring. Running powerslam by Colley on the concrete early on gets a two. Morty starts to out-power Colley briefly, and follows up a slam on the concrete with a Mortality Splash from the apron, getting a two. The fight goes backstage, where Colley at one point clotheslines Morty while using a metal pipe, then tees off with Morty's... (:P Ouch...)

Morty comes back strong, however, and uses some scaffolding trap Colley's head, then strikes him repeatedly with a turnbuckle bolt. Colley frees himself, then counters with a bucket of blue paint, which he bashes over Morty's head until the paint cover's Morty's neck and back. More near falls after a series of vicious slams and a powerbomb by Colley onto an over-turned beer keg.

The fight eventually spills out into the street, where Colley reverses an Immortalizer into the Third Impact, getting the win when the move knocks Morty out cold.

Winner by KO >>> "Big Yiffy" Colley Dogstar

**Commercial Break**

When we come back, we are backstage where Michael Cole is with Nova. Nova noticably has tears on his cheeks, and explains that it is due to recieving the news about the other Clan Justice members...he goes on to say...

"What makes me feel worst about it is--I wasn't there for it. Since I live mainly on earth, I only see them a few times a week...they were kinda like school friends to me. Not really close...but still close. People I got to know, who dedicated their lives to protecting innocent lives, like I have. And Ryokami...in such a short amount of time--ending their lives one-by-one. If Shaed finds them, he damn well better let me have a part in doing the deed. I felt like I didn't do my job when Spazz apparently 'killed' him--and I don't want the same thing to happen. Believe me--if Shaed can do it, I want him to succeed. I just think I owe Ryokami so much...the rest of the Clan Justice owes him as well. And I'll still be glad to take Alex's help--best of luck to him on the Extreme Title, and best of luck to Michael out there tonight..."

Nova then leaves quickly, not even taking the time to make fun of/punk out Michael Cole.

Spazz enters to "Trouble" by Cypress Hill, as Kanyon and Pamela take a bit of time to say a few words about the fallen Clan Justice members...

"There's a Fire in the House" by Steve Vai cues up next, and "Code Red" Michael Connelly enters, seeming a bit hesitant to be here...

The match begins with Spazz going after Connelly VERY aggressively, with stiff rights and few blatant chokes. Michael manages to escape a chokehold and backdrops Spazz, then takes on the offensive, working on Spazz's neck, until his T-Bone Suplex is reversed to a sitdown powerbomb from Spazz. Spazz takes control again, getting a few two counts, but Michael reverses the second powerbomb in a powerbomb combination into a DDT--but is unable to get the three. Michael follows up with a beatdown in the corner, but Spazz reverses, then is able to powerbomb Michael off the top rope (!!), but Michael BARELY is able to survive by getting a foot across the bottom rope.

After another minute of back-and-forth momentum switches, "Gonna Fly Now" plays, and Kirk Angel comes out, playing a chest-mounted drug, and handing out New England Patriots' shirts to some fans.

Spazz gets distracting and directs some (four-letter) words at Kirk, but that gives Michael the opportunity to hit a German Suplex, to a roll up bridge pin--Michael gets a 3 count and the win!!

Winner by Pinfall >>> "Code Red" Michael Connelly

However, after the referee raises Michael's hand, he's put in a Six Feet Under for his trouble, as well as Michael. Spazz chases Kirk backstage...

**Commercial Break**

We come back from break as "Cherry Bomb" by Shonen Knife begins playing. Akiko comes out, with the back of her shirt reading ("Namida no Karisuma" which was Atsushi Onita's nickname--Charisma of Tears). Also she'll have on Facepaint like Mr. Pogo, particularly black over her eyes.

A shot at ringside shows that this match will be all it is hyped to be, with barbed wire ring ropes, boards wrapped in barbed wire, beds-of-nails boards, C4 bomb boards, a barrel partially filled with broken glass, a bag of thumbtacks, and the like...

"Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays, and Sin comes out next, wearing street clothes (rather than her usual revealing outfits).

Surprising, the match actually begins with some wrestling, with Akiko using some armbars to work on Sin's elbow at first, although Sin reverses a cross armbar attempt off the ropes with a Samoan drop, then uses some dragon screws and a legbar to weaken Akiko's knee. However, after a Sin rope-drops Akiko onto the barbed wire ring ropes, things change rather quickly. Akiko returns the favor by whipping Sin into the ropes, then trapping her head in them. She then hits a guillotine legdrop across the back of Sin's neck. Sin counters a suplex onto them with one of her one, then rakes Akiko's head into the barbed wire, and then backdrops her out of the ring onto a C4 board!!

A "HOLY S***!!" chant starts...

Akiko takes the worst of it, but Sin sustains damage as well. Akiko soon uses a piece of railing to squash Sin against the apron, then tops it off with a steel chair across the skull for a two. Sin dropkicks the chair into Akiko's face on a follow up, then chopblocks Akiko, and bashes her knee with the steel chair, and slams the end of the barbed wire board onto her knees, then follows up with a PILEDRIVER onto the barbed wire board.

Akiko comes back strong, reversing a scoop slam attempt onto the barbed wire, then dropping Sin head-first into the barrel of glass. Sin gets up and is meet with a Divine Wind Kick with the barrel on top of her head, and Akiko nearly gets the win, but during the cover Sin uses the barrel to roll out of the pinning predicament. Akiko's attempt at Uranage on another C4 board is countered by a Single Arm DDT, blasting her across the abdomen (and leaving a black rag and a charred bit of bra left on her upper body).

Sin grabs the bag of thumbtacks, first stinging her back with them, then tossing her inside the ring, and scattering them over the mat. Sin sets her up--and POWERBOMBS her over the section most heavy with them, leaving her back, arms, and her butt covered with shiny brass-colored dots. Sin then drags a nail bed board into the ring, but Akiko begins to stir, then comes up from behind...putting Sin in a Dragon Sleeper, then REVERSE DDTing Sin onto the thumbtacks. Akiko goes back up, and sets up a normal DDT--but Sin reverses into a Northern Lights Suplex, driving Akiko onto another section of the tacks. Sin then pulls up Akiko, and Full Nelson Front Legsweeps Akiko onto the bed of nails, then users a pair of WIRE CUTTERS to remove the top piece of wire...

Sin uses it to choke Akiko, pulling her up with them--but a JAWBREAKER by Akiko stops it. Akiko then rolls i t up in a roll, then whips Sin across the back with it. Sin dropkicks Akiko, sending her into the corner, then goes to use the barbed wire herself--GREEN MIST by Akiko prevents it, and Akiko goes up top (to a section with barbed wire still on the top), then, quickly wrapping the barbed wire AROUND HER FOREHEAD, does a one-girl WAZZUP Drop!--headbutting Sin LOW!...

Akiko then falls on top, but STILL isn't able to get a three...

Sin shoves off Akiko, getting back up to her feet slowly--Irish Whip--but Sin counters whipping AKIKO to the wire. Sin then backs up, charges and SPEARS Akiko THROUGH the razor wire ropes, causing both of them to tumble onto a ringside table. Sin is up first, and Fameasser's Akiko through the table, making them both tumble onto the floor....Sin rolls over onto Akiko before a 10 count can be reached, and gets a LOOOOOOOOONG 2, although Akiko had quite a bit of recovery time. Sin, incredulous, then picks up Akiko rolling her onto the apron, and pulls put the nail bed board, lining up Akiko with it...positioning her for a SUPLEX out of the ring and ONTO the nail bed...and ALMOST does, but Akiko counters, SUPLEXING SIN in!! Akiko climbs out to the apron...and goes for a springboard--but slips and gets her leg caught in the barbed wire ropes! Sin takes advantage, BASEBALL SLIDES her feet into the back of Akiko's head, then bashing her knees with the barbed wire board.

Sin gets onto the apron, and sets up Akiko for a reverse DDT to free her--AND finish the job, but Akiko flips out, AND kicks Sin in the side of her head, causing her to slip and hit her knee on the apron edge. Akiko gets back up onto her feet, and picks up...Akiko...set up...and Akiko hits a leaping short powerbomb onto the bed of nails (!!), then drops another on top of Sin, climbing onto the apron...a SWANTON BOMB then turns Sin into a human pincushion, and Akiko flops on top, favoring her back...the referee makes the 3 count, and Akiko is declared the winner--then immediately she is escorting backstage by officials as Sin is then pulled from the nail beds, and loaded onto a gurney...Akiko then collapses, and it loaded onto one herself as the fans give a standing ovation...

Winner >>> Akiko

**Commercial Break**

"Burning Inside" by Static X plays as we come back from break. The crowd gives Kaye quite an ovation...

Topped only slightly as "Gonna Fly Now" cues up again for the second time this night. The #1 contender makes his way to the ring...

Kirk starts slugging away with right hands (unusually), but Kaye absorbs much of the impact without being fazed, and counters by answering with right hands--sending Kirk to the ropes, but Kirk ducks the clothesline, and hits a flying forearm off the ropes. Kirk up in a hurry, and dropkicks Kaye in the back as she gets up. Kirk follows up with a backbreaker, then gets a one count. He sents Kaye towards the ropes--but Kaye reverses. Kaye stomps away at him in the corner, then puts a boot across his throat. She hoists him up by his neck--but Kirk headbutts her...no effect--again..and--AGAIN hardest--and Kaye drops him. Kirk ducks behind--BACKDROPS Kaye, and then goes up top--and hits the Moonsault! He gets a two count only. Kaye shoves him off, then gets back up to her feet. She sents Kirk to the ropes--TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER off the ropes, then she goes up top. Kaye hits the flying lariat, and covers Kirk for a two as well. Kaye forces Kirk up, then sends him for another Irish Whip--Kirk grabs onto the ropes..then takes a breather on the outside. However, Kaye opts not to, and goes for a plancha--but Kirk barely sidesteps, and Kaye hits the debris left over from the table that Akiko put Sin through. Angel sends Kaye to the steel steps back first. He takes the upper half and goes to use it on Kaye--Kaye counters with a Big Boot. She then rams him backfirst into the apron as the count reaches five, and hoists him overhead, tossing him INTO the ring FROM the floor!!

Kaye climbs onto the apron and gets a leg over the top rope, but Angel front dropkicks her into the knees, and is able to lift Kaye off the ropes and ATOMIC DROP her! He gets a cover, a long two, but Kaye kicks out...

Kaye starts to brawl with Kirk, and gives him a HARD uppercut to the chin. She picks him up by the throat...signals for a chokeslam, but Kirk fights free with kicks into the midsection...he then Irish Whips Kaye, hitting a HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX off of it...getting the one...two...but NO THREE!!

Kirk keeps the pressure on, but Kaye catches him off the ropes, then sets him up for the Sygian Bomb!! Kirk blocks it--and backdrops Kaye! As Kaye gets up, Angel hits the OLYMPIC SLAM!!! Kirk covers...but Spazz is in the ring--and locks the Hangman's Noose on the referee!! The referee is out cold in moments, and Kirk abandons the pinfall attempt to break it up...Spazz tosses the referee off...and begins to slug it out with Kirk--low blows HIM and hits the SIX FEET UNDER!!...Kaye recovers just as Spazz exits the ring, giving dual impolite gestures to Kirk...Kaye sets up Kirk--and the BURNING RAIN (the new, official name for Kaye's Fisherman's Suplex/Neckbreaker combo finisher) from Kaye! The referee isn't sure what happened as he wakes up from Spazz's hold, but counts the pinfall, and Kaye gets the 3!

Winner by Pinfall >>> Kaye

Spazz taunts from the stage before going to the back, as Riot Rulz goes off the air for tonight...